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Right.

I used to jump.

a 12 by 12 bandit, ma 'am.

Oh, I don't know, but I can sure tell you he was here.

As long as I'm here.

You'd better be a hell of a man if you intend to ride behind him.

Down a dusty road along the railroad

line.

Why do you think you're going with my horse?

Well, ma 'am, I just intended to borrow it for a few minutes. I didn't think a

lovely lady like yourself would begrudge a gentleman like me a little thing like

that.

Take your gun belt and your gun out.

My gun, ma 'am? Your gun belt, yeah.

With your left hand.

If you want, ma 'am.

But I wouldn't use it on a pretty lady like you, I promise.

Hold it.

Right there.

Oh, dang it. Horse stealing's a hanging affair in this county.

So it's bank robbing if you get caught.

Hey, by the way, Rio, where have you been?

I've been in town, but I ain't been picking up no supplies.

Well, Rio, you may have enjoyed yourself, but poor old Duke here, I've

wandering around for the last half hour, man, and I'm as hungry as a dog. Do you

think this charming lady could maybe fix us some food?

Why, sure. Are you kidding?

Come on.

Bye. Bye.

Well,

madam, you sure can cook good red beans. And what's the other one called? Hog

fat? And by the way, where have your gentleman folk gone?

Well, since the stage change has run through here.

My man took to raising cows.

He's up there in the high country right now.

Say, Ariella, did the lady mention something about being taken advantage

By golly, I believe you were right about that. Wait a minute.

What's going on?

Have a good time, old man.

Right on.

Right in here we go, Missy.

Right in here.

What'd you say? Right here.

What do you think you're doing?

Honey, I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Right here on this straw.

No, you're not.

Isn't that nice and comfortable?

What do you mean, no, I'm not?

You better get your little butt right down here.

Sit down here. Sit down.

Isn't that nice?

Here.

What are we hiding in here?

Look at that.

He's sitting on a fortune and didn't even know it.

Well, it sucks.

I haven't had it in a long time.

Well, you're going to get it right now, honey.

Come here a minute.

Right here.

Right here.

Oh, look at this.

Shouldn't be up in a hill so long. Look at this. Oh.

Mmm. Ooh.

Watch your teeth.

Reminds me of my favorite horse.

You remind me of my favorite sheep.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

He will never love you more than I do, darling.

He will never need you more than I do,

darling. But as long... Yes, they decree that we must

part.

Go with my blessing, darling, go with my

heart.

Your happiness means all the world to me.

And if you love him so, have that.

We will never need you more than I do, darling, now

that you have torn my only world apart.

Go with my blessing, darling, go with my...

I understand.

Them European ways of robbing banks sure does work out down here. At least we

got that Hendricks off our trail anyway.

How many times have I got to tell you? My name is Duke Grande.

Anyway, my boy, you did the right thing deciding we should come down here into

Texas, that's for sure.

I'll give you one thing, Duke.

We did a lot of coming.

You're mighty right, my boy.

Come on, let's go.

Sweet sometime.

You're not out there working the goddamn bills.

I wish I could find a job. Maybe I could afford a new pair of shoes. You won't

give me none.

We can't afford it.

Be sweet sometime.

I cook supper.

Shit, one man here doing all this shit?

Come on, stop bitching.

I gotta go shoot that motherfucking horse.

There you go with that disgusting talk again. I just get...

Do it.

Do it off your horse, man.

Hey.

Son of a bitch, Rio. You see that girl down there, baby?

See our baby on the screen every

night.

Hear her sing, knowing that she came from

me.

Filled my heart with joy to be a woman.

See her daddy with our child.

Hear his laughter, see him sing.

When you finish with your bath, supper's ready.

Okay.

How's the water feel?

Kind of hot.

Be glad it's hot.

Some days it's not even hot.

I wish I could afford a new pair of shoes.

Well, you know that's out.

I know it. If I see anything, you're going to pitch a bitch about it.

You need to go get a job.

Mama never had to work, so why do we have to work? We're supposed to stay

I don't even want to talk about it. I've got to talk sometimes.

Why are you staying in the day? You must feel all for good.

You seen something you like?

Of course.

What did you see? Tell me about it.

Thinking.

Ain't talked to sick no more, huh? Mm -hmm.

God

damn

it, don't you women ever do any damn thing but wash your asses?

Son of a bitch, I do all the fucking work around here.

But I need another goddamn man to help me.

Well, you know it ain't no black man around here.

All right, I've got to go and have a closer look at that. She's beautiful.

Man, you be careful. You goddamn fool. You're going to get shot if somebody

you. All right, I've got to go and have a closer look at that. I've got to go.

You get shot in this country for fucking around with somebody else's woman. You

best be careful. Hold up.

I'll keep an eye on you from up here.

I enjoyed your little bath just now.

I want you to step down.

Thank you, partner.

Kind of new around here, aren't you? That's right. I just passing through.

Visiting a few friends of mine in the district.

Yeah? And I happened to see your lady friend here taking her bath.

So I thought I'd pass by and pay you some compliments.

How'd you like the house to be, or what?

Well, ma 'am, that's mighty kind of you.

Would it be possible for you also to provide some food for my partner here?

Yeah, I think we've got enough for him. You sure?

Yeah. Hey, Rio, these kind people have offered us some food tonight.

Very good.

Thank you, Nate.

Hey. Huh?

Wake up.

How about a little...

Bit of ass shit.

Why not?

Because I don't feel like it, that's why.

You're always bitching. Why don't you feel like it?

Because I don't have what I want, that's why. Well, what in the fuck do you

want? I want a new pair of shoes and a dress.

What about a mattress, goddammit? Well, work a little harder. Tired of laying on

these fucking corn shucks. I got some news for you.

I... got some money.

I don't believe it. Well, look at here, God damn it.

Look.

Let's go.

So I get a new dress and a new pair of shoes. After I get my mare and get a new

mattress, and you put some curtains up here, you can have a dress.

Then I'll take you somewhere, maybe St. Louis.

Now, how about a little action?

You've got a good set of jaws.

I bought you breakfast.

Well, now, isn't that charming? Just like being at home.

Say, lady, you ever had a man before?

I watch my food all the time.

Well, lady, you're about to have one now.

Okay, baby, it's very easy.

Put your lips down there.

Put it round and you suck.

Oh, yes.

Gently.

Don't be too eager. You're great.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

God, you're better than your big sister, everyone.

Oh.

in many a tear.

It's the same, knowing that she ain't gone.

Oh, my heart is joined to be one.

It's marvelous baby.

Yeah.

Hey you lazy wench.

Get your funky ass out here.

Hold on, I'm coming.

You got your breakfast, honey?

A nice red beans and a bacon?

Country -style bacon?

How about some country -style pussy instead, huh?

Fuck the red beans.

Well, shit.

You boys want it all the time, don't you?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

lousy breakfast.

You wanted to make love.

No, you wanted to make love.

I'm just accommodating you.

Oh, come on. Come on, straighten out the edges, my guy.

You stud like you make a bed.

Sloppy. Come on, sit up here.

You got all this shit here. Look at this.

God damn, you got more snaps here than a Christmas tree.

Look at all this.

Screwed in this country.

What are you doing?

Okay. What do you do with it now?

Take it off. Take it off.

Well, come on. Take it off.

I could burn my ass, girl.

You're going to be in some trouble.

I'll bet you it takes a cowboy longer to screw than it does a city slicker.

Well, come on.

Hold on.

I'm just about so tired from undressing, I don't think I want to screw now.

Well, you're the one that wanted to do that.

Oh, yeah. Didn't want to eat?

Damn. I don't know. Maybe.

He heckled himself.

And that I still understand.

Love's one thing they don't have that I can give.

That ought to suck, honey.

Damn!

And all the little things that God has done.

The smoke of my last cigarette still hangs upon me every day. I

reach to light another from the pack that's been done.

And the dawn seems a little while away.

And all the while.

Oh, God.

Let

me get

it off you now.

The babe on hard and cold below looks back at me and seems to know

it ends without a tear, without a smile.

Right.

Just like in all the love songs I've

reached by

And we sure can hurt each other when we try.

We know all the ways to make each other

cry.

Whatever. I swear to God.

that he's mine.

No other man could take the place of him.

He knows all the ways to love and keep the love in hell.

He knows all the ways to love me. He knows how to kiss and hold me. And he

it.

Shut your mouth, bitch. You're coming with me.

Drop your head before I shoot your head off.

What's wrong?

I don't know you.

Boyfriend. Another boyfriend?

Yeah. Who's this?

I just saw riding off toward that old ghost town up there with a guy with a

beard on a bait.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. A gray mustache?

Yep.

Goddamn Hendricks.

Son of a bitch.

Who is Hendricks?

He's a bounty hunter. It's been after Duke and me.

You seen Duke Grandy?

No.

You know where he's at?

No.

Where's your husband at?

He's at work where he's supposed to be.

Well, you look tired.

Yeah, after giving my old man some head this morning, I guess so.

Giving your old man head, huh?

Yeah.

How's it like giving me some head?

I don't know.

I guess so.

Yeah, well, don't guess. Come on over here and do it. Shit.

Oh,

you're

going to do it, huh?

You just ride in town?

Just ride in town.

See ya.

proficient there. Look at that.

Damn, I imagine so. Look at that.

Hey,

I don't like that door in my back. Let's move over here. What, you were?

Yeah, come on over here. I don't want anybody sneaking up on my back. That's

right here.

There you go.

You're pretty good at that, you know that?

Top of your mouthful.

Thank you.

me and you never thought there's

Son of a bitch. If you fire that goddamn gun, I'll kill you.

Just cool it. Relax.

Right there.

Slow. Slow.

No tricks.

Relax. Here's your fucking blood money.

Duke, we're not killers.

Hendricks, the next time I see you, I'm going to blow off your other kneecap.

Now just leave us alone.

Darling, it's been wonderful, but I've got to go now.

Oh, but you promised.

Promises are made to be broken.

Duke, time to go.

We don't know who else is on our trail.

Where's the 12 by 12 bandit, ma 'am?

Oh, I don't know, but I can sure tell you he was here.

As long as I'm here.

You better be a hell of a man if you intend to ride behind him.

I've been moving.

I've been moving.

Down a dusty road along a railroad line in the spring, fall, winter, and the

summertime. Across the river and the creek and the mountain peak. In the

in the valley, every day of the week. I've been moving.

I've been moving.

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Why do you think you're going with my horse?

Well, ma 'am, I just intended to borrow it for a few minutes. I didn't think a

lovely lady like yourself would begrudge a gentleman like me a little thing like

that.

Take your gun belt and gun out.

My gun, ma 'am? Your gun belt, yeah.

With your left hand.

If you want, ma 'am. But I wouldn't use it on a pretty lady like you, I promise.

Hold it.

Right there.

Oh, dang it. Horse stealing's a hanging affair in this county.

So it's bank robbing if you get caught.

Hey, by the way, Rio, where have you been?

I've been in town, but I ain't been picking up no supplies.

Well, Rio, you may have enjoyed yourself, but poor old Duke here, I've

wandering around for the last half hour, man, and I'm as hungry as a dog. Do you

think this charming lady could maybe fix us some food?

Why, sure. Are you kidding?

Come on.

Thank you.

Well, madam,

you sure can cook good red beans. And what's the other one called? Hog fat?

And by the way, where have your gentleman folk gone?

Well, since the stage change has run through here, My man took to raising

He's up there in the high country right now.

Say, Ariella, did the lady mention something about being taken advantage

By golly, I believe you were right about that. Wait a minute.

What's going on?

Have a good time, old man.

Hey, right on.

All righty, here we go, Missy.

Right in here.

What do you think you're doing?

Honey, I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Right here on this straw.

No, you're not.

Isn't that nice and comfortable?

What do you mean, no, I'm not?

You better get your little butt right down here.

Sit down here. Sit down.

Isn't that nice?

Yeah.

on a fortune and didn't even know it.

Well, Chuck,

I haven't had it in a long time.

Well, you're going to get it right now, honey.

Come here a minute.

shouldn't be up in a hill so long. Look at this. Oh.

Watch your teeth.

You remind me of my favorite horse.

You remind me of my favorite sheep.

Yeah. Oh.

Yes, they decree that we must part.

Go with my blessing, darling, go with my

heart.

Your happiness means all the world to me.

And if you love him so...

We will never need you more than I do, darling, now

that you have torn my only world apart.

Go with my blessing, darling, go with my...

never love you more.

Them European ways of robbing banks sure does work out down here. At least we

got that Hendricks off our trail anyway.

How many times have I got to tell you? My name is Duke Grande.

Anyway, my boy, you did the right thing deciding we should come down here into

Texas. That's for sure.

I'll give you one thing, Duke.

We did a lot of coming.

You're mighty right.

Sweet sometime.

You're not out there working the goddamn bills.

I wish I could find a job. Maybe I could afford a new pair of shoes. You won't

give me none.

We can't afford it.

Be sweet sometime.

I cook supper.

Shit, one man here doing all this shit?

Come on, stop bitching.

I gotta go shoot that motherfucking horse.

There you go with that disgusting talk again. I just get tired all the time.

Do it.

Do it off your horse, man.

Hey.

Son of a bitch, Rio. You see that girl down there, baby?

See our baby on the swing here, there,

there.

Hear her sing, knowing that she came from

me. Tills my heart with joy to

be a woman.

See her daddy with our child.

Hear his laughter singing.

When you finish with your bath, supper's ready.

Okay.

How's the water feel?

Kind of hot.

Be glad it's hot.

Some days it's not even hot.

I wish I could afford a new pair of shoes.

Well, you know that's out.

I know it. If I see anything, you're going to pitch a bitch about it.

You need to go get a job.

Mama never had to work, so why do we have to work? We're supposed to stay

Got to talk sometime.

Why are you singing today? You must feel awful good.

You sing something you like?

Of course.

What did you see? Tell me about it.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

God damn it, don't you women ever do any damn thing but wash

your asses?

Son of a bitch, I do all the fucking work around here.

But I need another goddamn man to help me.

Well, you know it ain't no black man around here.

I've got to go and have a closer look at that. She's beautiful. Man, you be

careful. You goddamn fool. You're going to get shot if somebody sees you.

I've got to go and have a closer look at that.

You get shot in this country for fucking around with somebody else's woman. You

best be careful. Hold up.

I'll keep an eye on you from up here.

I enjoyed your little bath just now.

I want you to step down.

Thank you, partner.

I kind of knew a rain yard. That's right. I was just passing through.

Visiting a few friends of mine in the district.

Yeah? And I happened to see your lady friend here taking her bath.

So I thought I'd pass by and pay you some compliments.

How'd you like the house to look?

Well, ma 'am, that's mighty kind of you.

Would it be possible for you also to provide some food for my partner here?

Yeah, I think we've got enough for him. You sure?

Yeah. Hey, Rio, these kind people have offered us some food tonight.

Very good.

Thank you, Nick.

Hey.

Wake up.

How about a little...

Bit of ass here.

Why not?

Because I don't feel like it, that's why. You're always bitching. Why don't

feel like it? Because I don't have what I want, that's why. Well, what in the

fuck do you want? I want a new pair of shoes and a dress.

What about a mattress, goddammit? Well, work a little harder. Tired of laying on

these fucking corn shucks. I got some news for you.

I... got some money.

I don't believe it. Well, look at here, God damn it.

Look.

Let's go.

So I get a new dress and a new pair of shoes. Yeah, after I get my mare and get

a new mattress, and you put some curtains up here, you can have a dress.

Then I'll take you somewhere, maybe St. Louis.

Now, how about a little action?

You've got a good set of jaws.

I bought you breakfast.

Well, now, isn't that charming? Just like being at home.

Say, lady, you ever had a man before?

I watch my sister all the time.

Well, lady, you're about to have one now.

Okay, baby, it's very easy.

Put your lips down there.

Put it round and you suck.

Oh, yes.

Gently.

Don't be too eager.

You look great.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

God, you're better than your big sister ever was. Oh.

many a time.

In her sleep, knowing that she came for

me, it was my hardest choice

to be alone.

Hey,

you lazy witch.

Get your funky ass out of here.

Hold on. I'm coming.

You got your breakfast, honey.

Nice red beans and bacon.

Country -style bacon.

How about some country -style pussy instead, huh?

Fuck the red beans.

Well, shit.

You boys want it all the time, don't you?

Come on.

Well, come on.

Oh, shit, I don't know.

Come on.

What's going on? What's going on? Come on, shit. What's going on here?

It's nothing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes, baby.

lousy breakfast.

I could be lousy breakfast.

You wanted to make love.

No, you wanted to make love.

I'm just accommodating you.

Oh, come on. Come on, straighten out the edges, my guy.

You stud like you make a bed.

Sloppy. Come on, sit up here.

What you got all this shit here? Look at this.

God damn, you got more snaps here than a Christmas tree. Look at all this.

How do women ever get screwed in this country?

What are you doing?

Okay. What do you do with it now?

Take it off. Take it off.

Well, come on. Take it off.

There's a lot of birds and things out here.

I get a bird in my ass, girl.

You're going to be in some trouble.

I'll bet you it takes a cowboy longer to screw than it does.

City slicker.

Well,

come on.

Well, hold on.

I'm just about so tired from undressing, I don't think I want to scream now.

Well, you're the one that wanted to do that.

Oh, yeah. Didn't want to eat?

Damn. I don't know. Maybe.

Love's one thing they don't have that I can give.

Damn.

Reaching out and mopping out. And all the little fields the dark has burned.

The smoke of my last cigarette still hangs upon the air. And yet I

reach to write another from the pack that's been gone.

And the dawn seems a little far away.

But all the while.

Oh, I'm going to cry, honey. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

God. Oh.

Oh.

Empty way of living.

Let me get it off you now.

The babe on hard and cold below looks back at me and seems to know it ends

without a tear, without a smile.

Oh, right.

We sure can hurt each other when we try.

We know all the ways to make each other

cry.

Thank you.

and hang my horse up on a tree.

mouth. Bitch, you're coming with me.

Go up ahead before I shoot your head off.

I don't know you.

Go up ahead. Shut your mouth.

Come on.

Must have found another boyfriend.

Another boyfriend?

Yeah. Who's this?

I just saw him riding off toward that old ghost town up there with a guy with

gray beard on a bait.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. A gray mustache?

Yep.

Goddamn Hendricks.

Son of a bitch.

Who is Hendricks?

He's a bounty hunter. It's been after, uh...

Duke and me.

Howdy, man.

Hi.

You, uh, you seen Duke Grandy?

No.

You know where he's at?

No.

Where's your, uh, husband at?

He's at work where he's supposed to be.

Hmm. Well, you look tired.

Yeah, I have to give him a moment. some head this morning, I guess so.

Giving your old man head, huh?

Yeah.

How's it like giving me some head?

I don't know. I guess so.

Yeah, well, don't guess. Come on over here and do it. Shit. Come here.

Oh, you're gonna do it, huh?

You just riding time?

Just riding time.

You're all kind of proficient there, aren't you? Look at that.

Damn, I imagine so. Look at that.

Hey, I don't like that door with my back in it. Let's move over here. What,

you're worried? Yeah, come on over here. I don't want anybody sneaking up on my

back. That's not right here.

There you go.

There.

Hey, you're pretty good at that, you know that?

Top of your mouthful.

He's calling to patch up an old love affair.

Oh, I wish it were mine.

Somebody's writing.

And he...

There's somebody else on your mind

And somebody else on your mind

been tracking you now long enough. Now throw down the money.

Or I'll blow her fucking head off.

Hendricks, you son of a bitch! If you harm a hair of her head, I'll kill you!

Hold it.

I'll get him the money.

Hendricks, son of a bitch, if you fire that goddamn gun, I'll kill you.

Just cool it. Relax.

Right there.

No tricks. Relax.

Here's your fucking blood money.

Hendricks, the next time I see you, I'm going to blow off your other kneecap.

Now just leave us alone.

Darling, it's been wonderful, but I've got to go now.

Oh, but you promised.

Promises are made to be broken.

Duke, time to go.

We don't know who else is on our trail.

So Joe has said all these movies. So I go to Joe and say, listen, I want to do

some acting.

He goes, oh, I only do porn.

I go, oh, you don't do regular anymore? He goes, yeah.

I'm doing a film called All About Glenn Leonard.

I can maybe put you in it because you saw I was in Playgirl magazine. I had a

decent looking penis. I was real skinny.

You know, and he goes, I'm going to be in it. I think, I don't know if I want

do porno. You know, I did Playgirl, but I don't know if I could do porno. So I

said no.

I call him back a few months later. Yeah, what the hell? Puts me in

You know?

That was my very first, my very first movie, Tigress.

This guy named Roy gets in a blowjob in a movie theater.

This is about me being a nerd.

So this girl blows him.

He goes, thank you very much. She gets up and leaves.

And I jump into the same exact scene. I go like this to her head, like, hey, how

about me now? She slaps me and calls me a pervert.

Just finishes blowing some other guy.

I go in the same chair, suggests that maybe she'd blow me too.

And actually, in fact, she calls me a pervert, which just got me being a

complete nerd and a loser.

Turns out he had this huge apartment and living downstairs was a girl who wrote

a song about a fire. He had a fire in the apartment one day. And this girl

a song about the fire in the apartment. It was one of the first songs on one of

her very earliest albums.

She'd done some softcore tits and ass movies with some college kids at NYU.

She was Madonna.

He knew her as Madonna Ciccione.

Madonna rented from Roy Stewart, one of his apartments.

And we were shooting this thing, Saturday Night Live piece, upstairs.

And downstairs is where she was living.

And he said, why don't we go dance? She lives downstairs.

She's doing some songs. She's singing in the village. Do you want to go say hi?

He said, no, no. I was in a hurry to leave.

Had I known who I was meeting.

You know, New York had a gritty look to it. New York had its stars like Vanessa

D 'Orio and Samantha Fox and Bobby Astor and Arbola.

And L .A. had its Serena, Seika, Ned Haven, Lisa Thatcher, John Leslie,

Pacheco, Joyce Rivera. It was actually New York with a chance to put it out

there. Dave Morris went out there also.

Ivan, she went out there. Herschel Savage went out there. Dave Kistler went

there. But the business was both co -ed. They did different kinds of movies with

a great look to it.

In fact, Bill Margo first went to Jim McGillis and said, Legend of the West is

the legend of the East.

So I'm doing this bullet scene, and they want me to have a hard -on. I think it

was your dad who said, we've got to get a tough -on. So Bobby Bird comes on.

We're having sex, doing a little huggy kissy.

She's giving me head. I think I was fucking her other two and everything.

And I'm getting a bit of a boner.

And then they cut.

I get hard.

Action!

Now I'm doing it harder.

Okay? I start to lose it again.

Cut. She comes back. She goes back.

You know, because I can't look in the direction.

I can't keep a heart in with my own lips. Because the scene is very short,

you're almost there for like 5, 15 seconds, and then you come on the floor.

Right. So it's like, and then I think it was Joe said, will you come in your own

face? I'm going, Joe, you're killing me no fucking way.

So I direct a deep throat, four and five.

I shot it, one was a period piece, shot in caveman times.

I had it where all these cavemen stood around, and a lady cavewoman would take

like lard, I mean, it was actually butter, it looked like it was a bunch of

lard, like a little bowl, go like this, and shoot the cock right down.

And I learned this, this is an homage to Little Orlando.

I even had, I think, the editor put down a little respect.

You know, this is a deep throat for starting up a charter power, an homage

Little Orlando.

You know, because he lubricated her gums.

Great technique.

No one ever, ever, ever stuck their foot like this.

So Joe has said all these movies. So I go to Joe and say, listen, I want to do

some acting.

He goes, oh, I only do porn. I go, oh, you don't do porn?

He goes, yeah.

I'm doing a film called All About Glenn Leonard.

I can maybe put you in it because you saw I was in Playgirl magazine. I had a

decent look of penis. I was real skinny.

You know, and he goes, I'm drawn to penis.

I'm saying, I don't know if I want to do porno. You know, I did Playgirl, but I

don't know if I could do porno. So I said no.

I call him back a few months later. Yeah, what the hell? Puts me in

You know?

That was my very first movie, Tigress.

This guy named Roy gets in a blowjob in a movie theater.

This is about me being a nerd.

So this girl blows him.

He goes, thank you very much. She gets up and leaves.

And I jump into the same exact scene. I go like this to her head, like, hey, how

about me now? She slaps me and calls me a pervert.

Just finishes blowing some other guy.

I go in the same chair to suggest that maybe she'd blow me too.

Slaps me in the face, calls me a pervert, which is about me being a

nerd and a loser.

Turns out he had this huge apartment, and living downstairs was a girl who

a song about a fire.

He had a fire in the apartment one day, and this girl wrote a song about the

fire in the apartment. It was one of the first songs on her very earliest album.

She'd done some softcore, tits -and -ass movies with some college kids at NYU.

She was Madonna.

He knew her as Madonna Ciccione.

Madonna rented from Roy Stewart, one of his apartments.

And we were shooting this thing, Saturday Night Live piece, upstairs.

And downstairs is where she was living.

And he said, why don't we go dance? She lives downstairs.

She's doing some songs. We're singing in the village. Do you want to go say hi?

He said, no, no. I was in a hurry to leave.

Had I known who I was meeting.

You know, New York had a gritty look to it. New York had its stars like Vanessa

D 'Orio and Samantha Fox and Bobby Astor and Arbola.

And L .A. had its Serena, Seika, Annette Haven, Lisa Thatcher, John Leslie,

Richard Pacheco. Rivera.

Joey Rivera was actually in New York with a chance to put it out there.

Dave Morris went out there also.

I went out there. Herschel Savage went out there. Dave Kistler went out there.

But the business was both coasts. They did different kinds of movies with a

great look to it.

In fact, Bill Margo first went to Jim McGillis and said, Legend of the West

meets the Legend of the East.

So I'm doing this full routine. They want me to have a hard on. I think it

your dad who said we've got to get a puff. So Bobby Burns comes on.

We're having sex, doing a little huggy kissy. She's giving me head. I think I'm

fucking her on the toe and everything.

And I'm getting a bit of a boner.

So then they cut.

I get hard. And they continue.

Action. Now I'm doing it harder.

Okay? I start to lose it again.

Cut. She comes back. She comes back.

You know, because I can't make the direction. Right, so you're not focused.

can't keep a heart in with my own lips. Right, because the scene is a very

short, like you're almost there for like 25, 15 seconds, and then you come on

the floor. Right. And then I think it was Joe said, will you come on your own

face?

Joe, you're killing me no fucking way.

When I direct a deep throat, four and five.

I shot it, one was a period piece, shot in caveman times.

So I had it where all these cavemen stood around, and a lady cavewoman would

take like lard, I mean, it was actually butter, it looked like it was a bunch of

lard, like in a little bowl, go like this, and keep the cock right down.

And I learned this, this is an homage to Little Orlando.

I even had, I think, the editor put down a little respect.

You know, this is a deep throat for starting up a charter power, an homage

Little Orlando.

You know, because he lubricated her gums. Great technique.

No one ever, ever, ever talked to us like this.

Now, for the first time ever in the history of adult entertainment, comes a

of the highest magnitude.

The epic spectacular, Blonde Goddess.

Introducing a cast of new talent, seen for the first time ever.

California fashion model, Susan Britton.

And centerfold pet of the month, Jacqueline Lorien.

Filmed on location in New York, Hollywood, Mexico, and England.

Two years in the making.

Blonde Goddess becomes an unparalleled experience in adult entertainment.

The Independent Film Journal calls Blonde Goddess innovative genius.

What more could anyone ask, says David F. Friedman, Chairman of the Board of

Adult Film Association of America.

Blonde Goddess.

Take me like I want to be.

Blonde Goddess.

Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen.

I'm Harry Reams.

I starred in such pictures as Deep Throat, Devil and Miss Jones, High Rise,

a pretty sensational trial.

I'm telling you this because of the good times we've had together.

And because, well, you see, this is my last X -rated film.

So sit back, take a look at some of the scenes of Bellamy.

But I don't want to make a speech.

Yeah, that's right. See ya.

Your drink's sipping.

It'll be fun.

As poet laureate of Playhouse magazine, Harry embarks on a journey to conquer

new heights.

Carve for himself the lion's share.

Reap the ripe fruits of artist's work.

But first...

A formal introduction.

Ah, DeRoy, how very nice of you to come, my friend.

Allow me to present you to a lovely girl.

Suzanne, George DeRoy. Hi. Suzanne. Suzanne Walter, whose father is the man

decides the course of our destiny.

Is that all right?

Am I doing it okay?

Bellamy is the story of George's awakening.

At the time in his life, he came to realize that being big was not a

but 100 % asset. In my life, I've been trying to get laid, but couldn't. And

now... Mrs.

Walter.

Nice to see you. Come in.

I'm coming.

Suzanne. Suzanne.

What are you doing here?

I felt like I wanted to come and see you.

Okay.

Hi.

I know I'm a bit early. It doesn't matter, huh?

Latilda wasn't the only one who shared the joy of the merry -go -round.

After years of foolish celibacy, I finally learned that my best friend was

me all the time.

Always ready to stand up and serve, to penetrate the depths of pleasure.

One of my girlfriends christened him Bellamy, which means beautiful friend.

Since then, he's always been my Bellamy.

Although Bellamy and I were tremendously successful, there was still one person

I wasn't able to get or forget.

Yeah. Now turn around, because I want to see your pretty little ass.

Yeah.

Now that's even better.

Oh.

There's a public popcorn.

What do you need another woman for, huh?

Haven't you got enough already?

But the beat went on.

The merry -go -round spun faster and faster.

And George, in his ascension, would not give up.

From woman to woman, and bed to bed, he took... Sir Eric von Raus' wife.

The African diplomats.

As well as his publisher's daughter.

All my life I've been trying to get laid and couldn't. If only I knew how easy

it was.

Well, George, do you know anything about the so -called erogenous zone?

I've admired you two from the first moment I laid eyes on you.

I know, Anita.

I've felt it all the time.

And so I added one more girl to my erotic merry -go -round.

But I assure you, it won't be the last.

Bellamy, starring Harry Reams in his last X -rated film, is a motion picture

you will not forget.

Bellamy. Since you're old enough to see it, grab it.

Now, for the first time ever in the history of adult entertainment, comes a

of the highest magnitude.

The epic spectacular, Blonde Goddess.

Introducing a cast of new talent, seen for the first time ever.

California fashion model, Susan Britton.

And centerfold pet of the month, Jacqueline Lorien.

Filmed on location in New York.

Hollywood, Mexico, and England.

Two years in the making.

Blonde Goddess becomes an unparalleled experience in adult entertainment.

The Independent Film Journal calls Blonde Goddess innovative genius.

What more could anyone ask, says David F. Friedman, chairman of the board of

Adult Film Association of America.

Blonde goddess.

Take me like I want to be.

Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen.

I'm Harry Reams.

I starred in such pictures as Deep Throat, Devil and Miss Jones, High Rise,

a pretty sensational trial.

I'm telling you this because of the good times we've had together.

And because, well, you see, this is my last X -rated film.

So sit back, take a look at some of the scenes of Bellamy.

But I don't want to make a speech.

Yeah, that's right.

Your dreams, sir. They'll be fun.

As poet laureate of Playhouse Magazine, Perry embarks on a journey to conquer

new heights. How do you like the music?

Carve for himself the lion's share.

Reap the ripe fruit of artist's work.

But first, a formal introduction.

Oh, Roy, how very nice of you to come, my friend.

Allow me to present you to a lovely girl.

Suzanne, George DeRoy.

Hi. Suzanne Walter, whose father is the man who decides the course of our

destiny.

Is that all right?

Am I doing it okay?

Bellamy is the story of George's awakening.

At the time in his life, he came to realize that being big was not a

But 100 % asset. In my life, I've been trying to get laid, but couldn't. And

now... Oh!

Mrs.

Walter.

Nice to see you. Come in.

I'm coming.

Hi. Suzanne.

Suzanne! What are you doing here?

I felt like I wanted to come and see you.

Okay.

Hi.

I know I'm a bit early. It doesn't matter.

Latilda wasn't the only one who shared the joy of the merry -go -round.

After years of foolish celibacy, I finally learned that my best friend was

me all the time.

Always ready to stand up and serve, to penetrate the depths of pleasure.

One of my girlfriends christened him Bellamy, which means beautiful friend.

Since then, he's always been my Bellamy.

Although Bellamy and I were tremendously successful, there was still one person

I wasn't able to get or forget.

Yeah, now turn around, because I want to see your pretty little ass.

Yeah.

Now that's even better.

Oh.

Is this a public performance?

What do you need another woman for, huh?

Haven't you got enough already?

As the beat went on, the merry -go -round spun faster and faster, and

his ascension would not give up.

From woman to woman and bed to bed, he took Sir Eric von Raus' wife,

the African diplomats, as well as his publisher's daughter.

All my life I've been trying to get laid and couldn't.

If only I knew how easy it was. Well, George, do you know anything about the

-called erogenous zone?

I've admired you two from the first moment I laid eyes on you.

I know, Anita.

I've felt it all the time.

And so I added one more girl to my erotic merry -go -round.

But I assure you, it won't be the last.

Bellamy, starring Harry Reams in his last X -rated film.

is a motion picture you will not forget.

Bellamy. Since you're old enough to see it, grab it.

Your emotions...

to be expanded.

Hot, honey.

Time to wait and you've got to change.

You'll make the grade that there's no time for last place, honey.

Monsieur, you are in Paris.

You are not in Hoboken.

What?

You want me to suck your cock?

Dirty...

And you want me to pay you ten bucks?

You've got to be sick.

Zeke, you know, I get an erection every time I look at you. You know that?

How about playing like a hoover on my ding -dong here, huh?

Why don't you get lost?

You're gonna give head. I mean, you just don't jump down and gobble it up.

Jenna Sting, take it easy. Slow down.

Don't be afraid. You've got to get next to it. It's not going to bite you. Hey,

don't you bite it.

I get a high ride when I'm out in the dark to see the moon grow.

Oh, a high ride. But the highest rise of all is when you call me up

and say...

Louisiana Smith. Louisiana Smith.

Take off. Take off.

Take off.

Decadent playground for the very rich, the bored, the bad, and the beautiful.

I

would

eat through that table to get to that ass.

Just for the record, I would love to split that lovely ass of yours.

She doesn't speak a word of English.

Deep inside Annie Sprinkle is a very personal, a very honest account of my

sexual experiences and desires.

Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen.

Ejaculate!

Ejaculate! What?

It's too late.

Before the moment passes, it is lost forever in the golden showers of our

youth.

Man, I almost dropped my cookie. She said to me, where'd you get $300 ,000

I'm telling you, those banks are assholes, man. Only put in 300.

I don't get it. I do, man. It's called a computer fuck -up. It happens all the

time. Too many zeros.

In your case, instead of two zeros, the computer punched in five.

That's all there is to it.

Simple as that, huh? Now what do I do? Like everybody else. Like that couple

in California.

The computer in their bank punched in a million dollars. So they took out the

money and ran like hell.

That's just what you gotta do.

You mean I can just take the money out?

Sure, man, but you gotta do it fast before the bank catches on, you dumb

What about having that couple in California?

They're in jail now. Jail?

Fuck that shit, man. I ain't touching that money.

It's gotten so big.

You're not going to try to stick this into me, will you?

It'll tear me apart.

You'll kill me.

Mature audiences around the country are talking about The Violation of Claudia.

It's coming to this theater soon.

Oh, Susanna, why don't you cry for me? I come from

Alabama with my banjo on my knee.

Your emotions are about to be expanded.

Monsieur,

you are in Paris.

You are not in Hoboken.

Now you know how to give yourself to someone and show you what to do.

You're tired of living on the same old shelf.

Come on, honey, open up. I'm sure you're gonna be true.

Come on.

What? You want me to suck your cock?

Dirty my knees?

Come all over my face and you want me to pay you ten bucks?

You gotta be sick.

Right for Virginia.

Selling books to country folks.

Came a girl without cause, Saka, and she's here to stay, we hope.

She got tired of smiling at people asking why.

She wasn't in those books and films that they all love to buy. Saka, you know,

I get an erection every time I look at you, you know that?

How about playing like a hoover on my ding -dong here, huh?

Why don't you get lost?

My parents ride high when I walk through the park and feel the breeze flow.

The high rise, I get a high ride. You're going to give head. I mean, you just

don't jump down and gobble it up.

Do you understand?

Take it easy. Slow down.

Don't be afraid of it. You've got to get next to it. It's not going to bite you.

Ooh, ooh, hey.

Don't you bite it. I get a high ride when I'm out in the dark and see the

grow.

And you say, hey, hey, hey. Come to me, babe. Time to be together.

Make it more.

Louisiana Smith.

Louisiana Smith.

Take off to

Hollywood, lavish fantasy land, decadent playground for the very rich, the

bored, the bad, and the beautiful.

Eat through that table to get to that ass.

Okay. Just for the record, I would love to split that lovely ass of yours.

She doesn't speak a word of English.

Deep inside Annie Sprinkle is a very personal, a very honest account of my

sexual experiences and desires.

Coming soon to this theater for mature ladies and gentlemen.

Ejaculate!

Ejaculate! What?

It's too late.

Before the moment passes, it is lost forever in the golden showers of our

youth.

Man, I almost dropped my cookie. She said to me, where'd you get $300 ,000

I'm telling you, those banks are assholes, man. Only put in $300 ,000.

I don't get it.

I do, man. It's called a computer fuck -up. It happens all the time. Too many

zeros. In your case, instead of two zeros, the computer punched in five.

That's all there is to it.

Simple as that, huh? Now what do I do? Like everybody else. Like that couple

in California.

The computer in their bank punched in a million dollars. So they took out the

money and ran like hell. That's just what you gotta do.

And I can just take the money out?

Sure, man, but you gotta do it fast before the bank catches on, you dumb

Whatever happened to that couple in California?

They're in jail now. Jail?

Fuck that shit, man. I ain't touching that money.

It's gotten so big.

You're not going to try to stick this into me, will you?

It'll tear me apart.

You'll kill me.

Mature audiences around the country are talking about the violation of Claudia.

It's coming to this theater soon.

Oh, Susanna, why don't you cry for me? I come from

Alabama with my banjo on my knee.

How's the water feel?

Kind of hot.

Be glad it's hot.

Some days it's not even hot.

I wish I could afford a new pair of shoes.

Well, you know that's out.

I know it. If I see anything, you're going to pitch a bitch about it.

You need to go get a job.

Mama never had to work for a while. Why do we have to work? We're supposed to

stay home.

Got to talk sometimes.

Why are you singing today? You must feel all for good.

You sing something you like?

Of course.

What did you see? Tell me about it.

Thinking.

God damn it. Don't you women ever do any damn thing but wash your asses?

Son of a bitch, I do all the fucking work around here.

But I need another goddamn man to help me.

Well, you know it ain't no black man around here.

I've got to go and have a closer look at that. She's beautiful.

Man, you be careful. You goddamn fool. You're going to get shot if somebody

you.

I've got to go and have a closer look at that. You get shot in this country for

fucking around with somebody else's woman. You best be careful. Hold up.

I'll keep an eye on you from up here.

I enjoyed your little bath just now.

I want you to step down.

Thank you, partner.

I kind of knew her, Ragnar. That's right. I was just passing through.

Visiting a few friends of mine in the district.

Yeah? And I happened to see your lady friend here taking her bath.

So I thought I'd pass by and pay you some compliments.

How'd you like the house to look?

Well, ma 'am, that's mighty kind of you.

Would it be possible for you also to provide some food for my partner here?

Yeah, I think we've got enough for him. You sure?

Yeah. Hey, Rio.

It's time people have offered us some food tonight.

Very good.

Thank you, Nate.

Hey.

Wake up.

How about a little...

bit of ass here.

Why not?

Cause I don't feel like it, that's why.

You're always bitching. Why don't you feel like it? Cause I don't have what I

want, that's why.

Well, what in the fuck do you want? I want a new pair of shoes and a dress.

What about a mattress, goddammit? Well, work a little harder. Tired of laying on

these fucking corn shucks. I got some news for you.

I got some money.

I don't believe it. Well, look at here, God damn it.

Look.

Oh, boy. Let's go.

So I get a new dress and a new pair of shoes. Yeah, after I get my mare and get

a new mattress, and you put some curtains up here, you can have a dress.

Then I'll take you somewhere, maybe St. Louis.

Now, how about a little action?

You've got a good set of jaws.

I bought you breakfast.

Well, now, isn't that charming? Just like being at home.

Say, lady, you ever had a man before?

I watch my sister all the time.

Well, lady, you're about to have one now.

Okay, baby, it's very easy.

Put your lips down there and put it round and you suck.

Oh, yes.

Gently.

Don't be too eager. You're great.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

God, you're better than a big sister of a woman. Oh.

in many a time.

It hurts me knowing that she ain't home.

It hurts my heart with joy to be alone.

Hey, you lazy witch.

Get your funky ass out of here.

country -style pussy instead, huh?

Fuck the red beans.

Oh, shit.

You boys want it all the time, don't you?

Come on.

Well, come on.

Oh, shit. Come on.

You want to do it? Come on, shit.

It's nothing.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes,

baby.

a lousy breakfast.

I cook a lousy breakfast.

You wanted to make love.

No, you wanted to make love.

I'm just accommodating you.

Oh, come on. Come on, straighten out the edges. My God.

You stud like you make a bed.

Sloppy. Come on, sit up here.

You got all this shit here. Look at this.

God damn, you got more snaps here than a Christmas tree. Look at all this.

Dan? Dan?

Ooh.

Ooh.

I won't get the bear.

What's all this?

Oh, you got more of them.

Damn, how do women ever get screwed in this country?

Way down there.

Okay. What do you do with it now?

Take it off. Take it off, huh?

Well, come on, take it off.

A lot of bird and things out here.

I get a bird in my ass, girl.

You're gonna be in some trouble.

I'll bet you it takes a cowboy longer to screw than it does a city slicker.

I'm about so tired from undressing, I don't think I want to scream now.

Well, you're the one that wanted to do this.

Oh, yeah. Didn't want to eat?

Damn.

I don't know, maybe.

I'm hick with him, son.

I'm not.

Right.

12 by 12 bandit, ma 'am.

Oh, I don't know, but I can sure tell you he was here.

As long as I'm here.

You better be a hell of a man if you intend to ride behind him.

I've been moving.

I've been moving.

Down a dusty road along a railroad line in the spring, fall, winter, and summer.

Across the river and the creek and the mountain peak. In the alley, in the

valley, every day of the week. I've been moving.

I've been moving.

Down the dusty road along the railroad

line.

Why do you think you're going with my horse?

Well, ma 'am, I just intended to borrow it for a few minutes. I didn't think a

lovely lady like yourself would begrudge a gentleman like me a little thing like

that.

Take your gun belt and your gun out.

My gun, ma 'am? Your gun belt, yeah.

With your left hand.

If you want, ma 'am. But I wouldn't use it on a pretty lady like you, I promise.

Hold it.

Right there.

Oh, dang it. Horse stealing's a hanging affair in this county.

So it's bank robbing if you get caught.

Hey, by the way, Rio, where have you been?

I've been in town, but I ain't been picking up no supplies.

Well, Rio, you may have enjoyed yourself, but poor old Duke here, I've

wandering around for the last half hour, man, and I'm as hungry as a dog.

Do you think this charming lady could maybe fix us some food?

Why, sure. Are you kidding?

Come on.

Ha ha ha!

Well,

madam, you sure can cook good red beans. And what's the other one called? Hog

fat? And by the way, where have your gentlemen folk gone?

Well, since the stage change has run through here.

My man took to raising cows.

He's up there in the high country right now.

Say, Ariella, did the lady mention something about being taken advantage

By golly, I believe you were right about that. Wait a minute.

What's going on?

Have a good time, old man.

Right on.

Right in here we go, Missy.

Right in here.

you think you're doing?

Honey, I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Right here on this straw.

No, you're not.

You're not nice and comfortable.

What do you mean, no, I'm not?

You better get your little butt right down here.

Sit down here. Sit down.

Isn't that nice?

Yeah.

What are we hiding in here?

Oh, look at that.

He's sitting on a fortune and didn't even know it.

Right out there.

Well, you're going to get it right now, honey.

Come here a minute.

Right here.

Right here.

Oh, look at this.

Damn.

Honey, the old man shouldn't be up in the hills so long. Look at this.

Watch your teeth.

My favorite horse.

You remind me of my favorite sheep.

Yes, they decree that we part Go

with my blessing Darling, go with my

heart Your happiness means all the

world to me And if you love him so

He will never need you more than I do, darling

Now that you have torn my only world apart

Go with my blessing,

darling, go with my heart

Them European ways of robbing banks sure does work out down here. At least we

got that Hendricks off our trail anyway.

How many times have I got to tell you? My name is Duke Grande.

Anyway, my boy, you did the right thing deciding we should come down here into

Texas. That's for sure.

I'll give you one thing, Duke.

We did a lot of coming.

You're mighty right, my boy.

Come on, let's go.

Sweet sometime.

You're not out there working the goddamn bills.

I wish I could find a job. Maybe I could afford a new pair of shoes. You don't

give me none.

We can't afford it.

Be sweet sometime.

I cook supper.

Shit, one man here doing all this shit?

Come on, don't ditch him.

I gotta go shoot that motherfucking horse.

There you go with that disgusting talk again. I didn't get...

Do it.

Do it off your horse, man.

Hey.

Son of a bitch, Rio. You see that girl down there, baby?

See our baby on the train.

It's her life.

Hear her sing Knowing that she came from

me Fills my heart with joy To

be a woman

See her daddy

With our child Hear his laughter

See him sing

When you finish with your bath, supper's ready.