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Oh, hey, what's up? Hey!

It's over.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just watching this show. It's pretty funny.

It doesn't really look that funny.

Aww, I have something to show you.

Okay, what's that?

My new toy.

Cool, like...

Do you, like, what do you need to show me with it? It's a body massager, and I

thought I'd use it on you.

To massage me?

Yeah.

Okay. And you know what body massagers are actually for. I just, I want to get

your opinion on it.

What you think of it.

Um, don't you think that, like, I don't know.

Don't you have like a friend you can get?

Why? I would very much want your opinion about

this toy.

And it would mean a lot to me.

Then some chick that I read the review online said it was awesome.

Have you used it?

Yeah. And I don't know. I think I'm just using it wrong.

So I wanted to get your opinion on it.

I guess.

I guess.

I guess.

Okay. It vibrates a lot.

Yeah, it does. It's a little intimidating.

Mm -hmm.

So I can try it?

And you'll give me your honest opinion. I'll give you my honest opinion, and I'm

going to try not to be weird at all.

Okay. Just think. Think of it more, I guess, like a client's experience.

Like how we used to play with each other's toys when we were younger.

Okay. Okay.

That's supposed to be low.

Oh, that feels nice.

It does?

Yeah.

Does it do anything for you?

It does.

It does. It's kind of making me wet, actually.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Are your nipples as sensitive as mine?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Do you think she would be as open?

We worded it.

Like, you know, a science project.

Does it feel good over your panties? Yeah, I like this toy.

You do? Yeah.

I think you've made a good choice so far.

Okay. We'll have to keep giving it a try. Yeah.

Maybe getting a little bit of a closer look.

It's making your panties all wet.

Do you want to slide them off?

I mean, for science?

For science.

Obviously.

They say it has ultrasonic wave patterns.

Does it feel ultrasonic?

Yeah.

This is just low, I think.

I'm not sure.

I don't know what ultrasonic means, but it feels ultrasonic.

Okay. That's it.

That's all I needed to know.

That's it?

That's it.

Really? What,

you want more?

Oh, now you want to use my toy?

Well, if you want to use my toy.

You have to play with me.

Are you going to share?

I wonder if I tickled your nipples with this thing.

Can I make you calm?

Maybe if you do long enough.

And you can do it at the same time.

Oh.

Oh, you're so wet.

Well, teasing you might have done that to me.

Is that how you like it?

And I was doing it to myself.

I don't know, it's just maybe.

Oh, yes.

I'm gonna finally make you come. You promise.

That I could play with it too.

I think you

got turned on as well by watching your show.

I think I did too.

It really worked.

Do you like it a little to the left or the right?

Right down the middle. Right down the middle like that.

You're going to make me cry.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's supposed to be waterproof.

Yeah.

That sounds like a fun experiment.

A bath.

And I can blow some bubbles.

Try it.

Try a bubble bath with a vibrator.

But I definitely will have to write some sort of review.