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I am, I said. I am, I cried. I am an
entertainer. When I'm not doing engine
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work or oil changes, I am the lead guitar
with the dog night specials of the red
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dragon lounge, the band ain't great, but
they serve free hot dogs on Wednesday
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nights so there's that. I am the only
honky and an old black band called the S
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-quires. I hold my own. So far they
haven't given me the hook like a Diapalo.
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I got a karaoke machine. I used for solo
gigs. I sing all types. I got melanchamp
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over Sponjovy and old. But these
occasions. I have created a persona. It's
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like a superhero or rock and roll. I got
an okay for nothing. I got no mask, but I
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got a bolt. You know why I got a
lightning bolt? Because they call me
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lightning. Oh yeah. Lightning's a star.
Lightning's a rock and god. It's like
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Chuck Berry, Berry Manlion, the Beatles
all rolled into one. He's singing the
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songs. People love to hear the songs that
people need. The songs that I need. Yeah.
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The songs that I need to keep going. When
the song is over and the applause stops,
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I'm not lightning anymore. I'm just
another drunk. Oh, my name is Mike and
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I'm an alcoholic. And I'm happy to be
here because today's a special day. It's
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my sober birthday. 20 years off the
bottle and counting. Thank you. But I got
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a tradition on my sober birthday. I sing
the same song by a great man. Man who
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sings, he got me through some sad times,
some rock bottoms. Today I get to sing
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one of these songs for you. But this is
not a sad song. A sad song to sing when
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you're alone. In a way it's a bad song.
Yeah, a bad song, a simple song. That's
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what it seems to make you feel good when
you sing. Long. Song. Song. Blue.
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Everybody knows one. You know the words
come on. Song. Blue. Every garden grows
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one. Me and you are subject to. The blues
now then. But when you take the blues and
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make a song, you sing them out again. You
sing them out again. Song. Blue.
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Everybody knows one. You know the words
come on. And before you know it, get to
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feeling good. You seem to have no choice.
All of my love, all of my kissing. You
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don't know what you've been. I'm missing
a heart. When you're with me, I'm with my
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boy. But the world can see that too. A
world meant for me. Stars are clear and
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the shadows are falling. I can hear my
heart calling a little, little, little,
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little, everything right. I'm gonna see
my bear and I. I'm gonna see my bear and
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I. You don't know what you've been.
You're supposed to be. I'm gonna search
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for a word on the cruise or something.
Yeah, well I thought you were gonna be
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Don Ho, singing tiny bubbles. I'm not
gonna do that. I'm gonna go on as
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lightning. You can't go out there like
that. You look too much like Elvis. When
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you head to toe and denim like you wore
in the 68 come back. You were a black
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leather in 68 come back. Not denim.
You're in the guitar man, Madly. He wore
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denim. Oh, and you even got a lightning
bolt. I like being, I can't wear a bolt.
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That's Elvis's logo. Taking care of
business in a flash. That's me. That's my
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handle. Oh, you're all mad, dude. I am
the one and only Elvis impersonator and
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all the walking. Thank you very much. One
thing's for sure, we got two minute Elvis
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impersonators and not one little Richard.
Say it loud. Where's the Hawaiian shirt?
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You're singing tiny bubbles. I don't want
to sing tiny bubbles. I'm gonna sing eye
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of the tiger and then I'll close out with
suspicious Mike. Oh, my dead body. Does
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he see suspicious minds? Girl, calm down.
Mike, we're impersonators here. That's
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why the state fair booked us for the blue
-haired crowd. I don't look like Don Ho.
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I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb. That's why
Carl Kahana knew he was doing it, but his
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gallbladder ruptured you, Greek, to fill
in and do me a favor. So you're saying no
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lightning? It's Don Ho or a no-go? Yeah,
Mike. That's what I'm saying. Then it's a
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no-go. Claire, you're up next. Babs.
Instead of don't rain on my parade, do
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people who need people. The blue hairs
are losing their slow-dance song since
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tiny bubbles is out. Oh, man, it's, I
guess. Thanks, Mike. Sex machine, you
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close it out. I'll go tell the band.
You're supposed to be a little red, Lynn.
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Oh, oh, Patsy Klein. I sing her songs all
the time. I don't usually dress like
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this, but any chance to sing, you know? I
just can't be Don Ho on my birthday. Oh,
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happy birthday. It's not really my
birthday. Oh, go. Okay. You know you
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could be Frank Sinatra. You may be sing
Luck be a lady. I like Frank, but the
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whole crew of five, I don't know. I like
the move. I like the rock. Yeah. No, this
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is a lift. Oh, you know who you would be
perfect for? Neil Diamonds. Oh, no. No.
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Oh, I hold that man in such a irregard.
Oh, no, no, no. Sweet Caroline. Yeah.
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Bob. I know. No, no, listen. He's got
other songs too. Okay. And if I'd ever
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got back to him that I was goofing on his
music, or like a girl over there, I'd
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kill myself. Not Neil. You know how much
he got paid for that, Chris? $20,000.
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That pose of pull-than 20 G's. I'm gonna
stow your pays. Oh, God, I'm burning up
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in this wig. My boobs were just a bit
bigger. I could be dolly. You're a
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blonde? Oh, boy, am I? All right. Put
your hands together for Miss Patsy and
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the greatest hits. I hope you sing as
good as you look. I'll go out walking
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after midnight. I'll hit him on my own.
Just like we used to do, I'm always
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walking. After midnight searching for
you. Glass dangle. She's saying country
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is not a good place to be. Rock,
classical, like that RV Maria joint. She
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look all kind of good, don't she? Yeah,
I'm a bed-like man. You're an after
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midnight searching for you. I stop and
see a wimp in Willow. I am on this
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pillow, and maybe it's bad for me.
There's a sky-turned gloomy. Not when's
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this the to me? I'm on some miss. I can't
be. I don't walk in after midnight. I'm
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in the starlight. Just hoping you may be
somewhere walking. After midnight
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searching for me. Okay, Mike. Open wide.
Jeez, you could park a car in that gap.
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I'll take a Cadillac. I got something
much better for you. Take a look at this.
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Is that a lightning bolt? Lightning for
lightning. So when I smile, I'll be like
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I'm advertising. That is smart, Dr. Dave.
That is why you might manage your Dr.
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Dave always thinking. I got a call from
Walter over at First National. First
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thing, he still wants you to perform at
his Christmas party. Great. Second thing,
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you're three months behind on your
mortgage. You ain't just take it out of
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my performance fee. Mike, it's not
something you can just sing away. Maybe
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you should think about downsizing. I've
got to keep my house. When my daughter
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comes up, that's a one consistent thing
that she's got. Anyway, we should be
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talking about downsizing. We should be
talking about getting higher paid gigs,
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like a residency, something steady. Why
don't you talk to your buddy, a holly
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friend? You know, he's got that gig over
the Chano Casino. Ah, Mark's pissed at
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me. I quit the Legends gig there the
night. What? Why'd you quit? Does he
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wouldn't let me be lightning? You were
supposed to be Don Ho. Why I gotta be
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anybody other than me. I should be
enough. Shit. Well, I guess there goes my
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$10 commission. Do you need an oil
change? Come on, give me your car, you
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son. Oh, man's lady, you're hitching on a
twilight train. Ain't nothing here that I
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can't take alone. Maybe a song to sing
what I want. Don't need to slip, please,
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do no man for a happy tune. Oh, well, oh,
my rosy child, you got the way to make me
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happy. You and me will go in stock.
Crackling rolls your store for one. But
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you made me sing like a guitar homie. So
hang on to me, girl, a song keeps running
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on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's young.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
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ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh. Cut, get on, run! Cut, get on, run!
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Cut, get on up that head! Cut, get on,
run, run! I can't be sent your shirt down
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for a rash! Nothing, I'm trying my hair!
It's me, you! you You just go back clear
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stangle I lost to be clear part of it.
But then after the divorce I switched it
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back to my maiden name which is stangle
So clear stangle it's not the most
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exciting stage name. I know but it's not
like I'm sure I'm a done. Oh, you're
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better than that bros Stop you're so
sweet you are. I'm a hairdresser part of
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time. I wash a trim nope dye jobs I do I
did change my hair. I know it is. Did you
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know you also got a new tooth? Oh? Is
that a lightning bolt? Yeah, cuz you're
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lightning. I know I know I know all about
you My girlfriends and I used to go to
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haggities on Friday And I remember you
saying it's easy to up sharp dress me in
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and at the chorus you'd like push your
pelvis out like all of us and we'd scream
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like school girls You're really good You
know the other day when I said it was my
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birthday. Oh, yeah, the birthday that
wasn't your birthday. Why is that? I'm an
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alcoholic Okay, not anymore. I mean more
is gonna be an alcoholic, but I've been
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sober 20 years At the other day it was
what they call it a sober birthday. Happy
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bulleted sober birthday. Here's the thing
With sobriety you got a face up to
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certain truths way to go like me 20 years
all right I'm not a songwriter. I'm not a
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sick symbol But I just want to entertain
people and I want to make a living I know
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me too. I don't want to be a hairdresser.
I want to sing. I want to dance. I want a
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house I want a garden. I want a cat. So
here's what I'm thinking I Need a hawk. I
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need something big. I need something new
and as you put it nostalgia pays You Miss
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fine, you're old enough to be my Hey, Bob
was a guy wacko. Dana. This is Mike Mike,
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her Dina As you were So feel free to make
yourself a any non alcoholic beverage I'm
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gonna make a pot of coffee like a black
or sweet. I don't drink coffee Wanna
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start? I just grabbed my down Like hours
ago. Oh, you bring him home. He's shiny.
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He's here. He's here like a horn church
The building manager came by we got a two
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-week extension, but it's not a 15-hour
worry about it. Okay. I'm gonna take care
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of that I'm gonna worry these those are
my shoes. I mean he was so cute He was so
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cute on that stage with the Esquires and
he was smiling at me For a walk and he
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was just magic and I know you see magical
the time cuz you're young, but I don't
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and so it was just Magic doesn't happen
for me all the time Rachel. I want you to
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go introduce yourself to him Okay, I want
you to do that. I'm not great. Don't be a
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sour push. Gonna go outside and I want
you to say hello to him No, no, no, we're
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not doing that. No, no, I'm not doing
this right now I have to deal with your
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boyfriend's all the time. They come into
this house. Yeah, the last one Smelt like
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a skunk. He was clearly a dope dealer.
Oh, yeah, we're gonna go outside One
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second, let's go Mike Mike hey, yeah Mike
this is my daughter Rachel. All right.
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How's it going? Rachel see something
Don't make a mess on the couch Rachel
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What do you think It's good, right? We
just got to work your hair a little
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differently and I got a guy for that all
right. Oh, I'm looking at these outfits
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Come on Shimmering, you know, you know,
my hair guy does close to awesome, you
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know, Neil Especially and I just want
everyone to get that feeling I get when I
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listen to America and forever blue jeans
Sweet Caroline sweet Caroline. Yeah, but
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I'm never gonna be the real McCoy. I
mean, I don't really look like Neil I
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don't even really sound like Neil and
I've got to be Neil, but I just got to be
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me too Yeah, you don't want to be a Neil
diamond impersonator you want to be a
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Neil diamond interpreter I was looking
for the right way to say and you just
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came right out and said a Neil diamond
interpreter Yes, oh and you can sing some
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Patsy Climes songs like I want to do. Oh,
I mean, maybe while you're doing a
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costume change But no, I don't want to
confuse people. I will back you up in
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keyboards and vocals, but this is about
Neil And this is about his fans, you know
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I Can sing the barbers Trace and part on
you don't bring me But we got to get them
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on that feet and get them clapping look
up cherry cherry All right ready to free
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and Yeah, yeah, she does You see one
underline there. I was thinking maybe oh
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yeah double up. I got I got Baby Say she
love me Hey, she got the way to move it
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chair. She got the way to crew man She
got the way to move Sarah baby Yes, yes,
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yes, yes My mom You know you know what
I'm saying excuse me Much too late for
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anyone to be saying that love This is the
man I was telling you about Mike Sardina.
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This is late. How you doing tonight? Not
good Sink softer She's going to a
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retirement home. I'd like to say that
she's less grumpy in the day, but I'd be
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lying What's that that's very pretty All
right, she says things off her go and
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softer She was One day Beside my bed
Dolls I saw Where I don't know where
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you're going to make me. You are the sun,
I am the moon. You are the world, I am
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the tomb, play me. Nice. The sun, she
sang to me. The sun, she brand to me. The
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words are brand to me. A prime that
sprang from me all the night. The war was
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right, it came me. You are the sun, I am
the moon. You are the world, I am the
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tomb, play me. My ex-husband, he's a good
guy. And he really liked my singing at
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all. But when I started trying to book
gigs, he just started making fun of it
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like it was a threat or something. I
don't know why he wanted to make me feel
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so small but he sure did. I got to say
with me and my ex, I was the one making
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her feel small. Selfish, angry, I was
wrong. But I'm here, you know, trying to
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be better. You know it, we all. And so it
was that I came to travel. Upon a roller
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was found and narrow. Another place.
Another place which saved me. You are the
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sun, I am the moon. You are the world, I
am the tomb, play me. You are the sun, I
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am the moon. You are the world, I am the
tomb, play me. I am the sun, I am the
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moon. I am the sun, I am the moon. And
hey, I was thinking, I was thinking we
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should call ourselves in. Oh, like a
tribute band name. Yeah, so I'm thinking,
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lightning and thunder, a kneel diamond
experience. Lightning and thunder. Yeah.
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So you be lightning and I be thunder.
Yeah. Yeah. That is not very professional
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of me, but I've been wanting to do it.
Let's go home. Okay. Yeah. You went
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alongside. You loved from me every day.
It took getting closer, going faster.
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There I know the cluster. Love like you
is real. Surely come my way. I know I let
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you down. But just know that I am very.
Oh, is the word you said contrary? Can't
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try. Can't try. He's very. Can't try.
There's always that one friend you can't
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say no to, even though they repeatedly
crap on you. I hope I'm that friend. Hey
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Tom. Okay, now, Tom is a good guy. He's
got all the connections to all the
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casinos and venues from Chicago to
Branson. Mike, meet Tom the model. How
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are you, Mr. Sardina? I'm huge. You may
know, remember this, but I would sit at
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the bar at the Chubby Bear. Oh, yeah.
Every Thursday night and watch you play
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with your first band positive trash.
Yeah, we made some noise, but it was in
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tune. You were really good, Mike. Really
good band. Thank you. Well, I was talking
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to your manager and he said that you're
going to do a Neil Diamond show. A Neil
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Diamond experience. My partner Claire and
I, we start rehearsing with costumes and
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everything next week. Costumes really
well. Well, one day I see as being backed
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by a big orchestra, maybe even a choir. I
tell you, I tell you. I mean, I know
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we've got to start small, right? If I
want to play someplace like this, but one
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day. But you've got to make sure you play
sweet carol. Oh, we close with sweet
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carol. Oh, we open. Sulemo. Sulemo.
Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. A
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bit of smoke. Sulemo. Come on out. Sule.
Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo.
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Okay. It's not an African word. Like, so
healing. I think it might be Hebrew, like
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Solomon. No, no, it's Arabic. It's a cold
celebration. The audience are out flock
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and we are the shepherd. I just got some
chills while. We're going to get that
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because you know gig for you. But it's
going to take building a lot of momentum.
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But Mikey, we have passion. And all I ask
if you allow me to work in service of
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that passion. We'd love to have you on
the team. Music to my ears. My baby.
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Welcome aboard. Thank you so much. I have
to roll right now, sorry. But we will be
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in touch. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope
you had a great time at the Shano Casino.
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The manager bus will be leaving in ten
minutes for the Puddle-Autemy Hotel and
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Casino. See you. Puddle-Aut! I don't know
how long this rehearsal is going to take.
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I don't want anyone asking me that. You
really have to calm, right? It's kind of
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weird. Every time he comes to pick me up,
he tries to connect with you and you do
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not make it easy, Rich. He's very nervous
about you coming. So to make him more
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comfortable, he invited his daughter.
What? It's your age. This is until she's
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laid-back. You're older. Oh, geez. Why
does everything have to be so hard? What
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am I saying? I just want to sing and be
happy and feel loved. And I don't want
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everything to be such a big deal. Come
on, come on. Hey. Wave. Wave to him. Hey.
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Smile and wave at him. Damn it. Nice. My
dad bought this place the run I wasn't
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finished. And I get like 10 planes a day.
Except Sundays. So, do you split your
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time between your mom and your dad? Um...
Not really. No, I mean... My dad's cool,
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but... No, I get it. It's better for me
to be full-time with my mom and Florida,
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but... Don't get me wrong. My dad's
great. He's just... He's artistic. Hmm.
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Artistic. Yeah, I... I know all about
that. Hey, Mike, can you open the garage?
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It's getting really hot in here. I would.
A lady across the street was giving me
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the E.O.I. as we was packing the drum.
So, maybe not. Born. We still give it up
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our situation we discussed with me
playing with the S-quires. You'd be
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playing four free gigs just for all of us
to do one show. Yeah, I understand. I
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just say, you know, I can't pay you
anything right now, that's all. Came in
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for you, brother. But, you're lady ain't
wrong. It's hot as Satan's balls open the
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door. Yeah. Alright, maybe just a little
bit. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Do you
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need any quarters of a bill? Alright.
What are you doing here? Buddy Holly died
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at 22. I'm 52, and I've been keeping that
guy alive 30 years past his prime. I
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don't even need these. What I'm saying
is, I'm here if you need me. I didn't
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bring an amp. Yeah, we got you. Alright.
My dad, he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam.
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They would send him into the tunnel's
underground where the enemy was hiding,
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and they had a booby trapped, so
sometimes he'd have to crawl over dead
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bodies. So yeah, he used to drink. My
mom, she can get depressed, so she's on
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meds. I try to keep up with it for her
because she can get scattered. You know,
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most recovering alcoholics just trade one
addiction for another, and music's that
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for dad. Without music, you can get...
What'd you call it? Scared? Yeah. I think
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we covered all our fucked up family
history. Most of it? I might feel a
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little more... Maybe a little. Hey,
listen, I know we just met, too, but I
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would join it. You know, I thought I
smelled it on me. I got a song been on my
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mind. And the tune, give me some, and the
words all rhyme. Dealer, dealer, dealer,
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dealer, dealer, dealer. Though I don't
say much in a word of fact, If you're
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singing at school, then live on a sand,
yeah, home. I've never known what you're
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showing. Think you're growing your own
TV. I could learn it. Maybe here that can
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be near that question, you know, the
sweet. Oh, yeah. Drop your string and
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stop your drinking. Crouching the no
-laws' need. Shake it out. All right. I
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wouldn't go any shorter than this,
though. No, I wanted to ripple and wave
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when you win those, my sure. Win in a
bar. How? Like a leaf blower. You have
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one, sure. I know man was out of touch.
That ain't hot in the house, ain't
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dancing but. Silly, silly, silly, silly,
silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly,
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silly. I used to do this as a little
girl. Get it, get it. Get it, get it. Get
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it, get it. Later. I was drinking. Drums
over here. Up there! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Can be near that, can be near that
question, no-laws' weed. Drop your string
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and stop your drinking. Crouching the no
-laws' need. I'm gonna sing it out. All
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right. Hey, come on. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was scared you were
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gonna hit your head. If you live long
enough, you can see your dreams die slow
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death. Young people don't know how good
they have it. Not because they can touch
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their toes and screw all night. It
wouldn't learn that most things just
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don't work out. Most times, you just mess
it up. So it's easier not to try. We're
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all just looking for some hope. But my
age folk is hard. Hope's not enough. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. God. Oh. I'm just gonna say
something. I'm just gonna say something.
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I'm just gonna say something. I'm just
gonna say something. I'm just gonna say
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something. There seems to be a bit of a
miscommunication. When I booked this gig
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a month ago, it was my understanding. But
there was a motor home convention in
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town. Being that, that's what I was told.
So I didn't, I did not say that. You said
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the Emerald Motor Home Convention. I said
Emerald Lion Motor Club reunion. And you
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said you had a classic rock band like CZ
Top or CCR. Neal Diamond, the classic.
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Tom, Tom, Tom, I still don't see the
problem. You see Mike with these motor
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home types? I think we're in the pocket,
you know, with these blinkers. They love
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Neal Dines. I don't know. Look at them.
They got leather chains. I think they're
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Neal Diamond and some chains. That's a
lot of leather. You ain't got nothing.
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These hog squashes can dig. Mike, why
don't we put Claire first? I mean, look
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at her. She's pretty. She's nice. Heresy
and crazy. But what else Leonard's
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skinned, son? They love one and skin. You
know, I can't sneak my way through sweet
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home Alabama. No, no, we're not changing
our show, all right? At least that was
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sweet Caroline. Nobody here is going to
appreciate the air big incantations of
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Salomon. Salomon. Salomon. He could move
up Kentucky woman. Open with America.
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America? I'm in charge of this band and
I'm telling you we open with Salomon. If
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you got the fans, yeah. I got the fans.
Travelers of our nation, Sampled Highway.
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Welcome to Judy's town. I am lightning,
this mission of beauty is thunder. We re
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-greedings with a great city of Chicago.
We're strong to the comfortable weather
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jacket wearing entertainment meals. I'm
in. We all like to get good girls. Got
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her my walk. Lord of my need. Need her.
Need her. Need her. Oh, you want some
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trash. Oh, I know I want some damn water.
Lord of my days. You stay with me. Hey,
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people. Get out of my mouth. Night.
Night. Be by the way. Way, way. Take it
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with me. It's my girl. Oh, no. She's
crying. She's crying. Let's rock her
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roll. She's crying. Let's roll her roll.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. Hey, come on. All
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right, that's a get rid of the jacket. I
just blew up here with just trying to add
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a two-pulsing socks. What did you say?
You heard me, Nelly. Oh, my God. Oh, my
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God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's Nelly. The
first manager in the history of the ball.
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That's only such nice and hard. What did
you say? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, Tom,
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here. All right, it's OK. I'm a bleeder.
Oh, God. It's not bad. It's just a
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nosebleed. It's not bad. Hey, Tom. Can
you drop? Because if you can, one of us
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could. No, I have to, Ricky. It's a
liability insurance issue, you know, the
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requirement. Tom, put this in your nose.
Is? Yeah, just hold it in there so it's a
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blood-dead coming out. Yeah, one of all
there on the side. Don't like it, I'm
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sorry. It would be safe. OK. Oh, oh, oh.
That, that, that. That old plan for how
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tonight would go on us. No one's self.
Well, you made it very clear that you are
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in charge of this band and make the
decision. So I guess if it was Adana,
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summer tribute band, I'd be calling the
shots. But I think it's a good idea to
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have a good time. But now I know. It's
your show. I mean, would it have killed
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you to open with Sweet Caroline? There's
more than Neil Diamond than Sweet
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Caroline. He's got hundreds of songs. And
all anybody wants to hear is Sweet
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Caroline. Bob, Bob, Bob. That's right.
That's what they want to hear. After the
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show, I was going to take you to this
fancy hotel with a big suite. And I don't
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know if you can eat buffet. And I was
going to propose. What? Yeah, I got you
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ringing everything. But if you're not in,
who maybe we'll still hit that buffet?
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They've got a guy there that does omelets
and crepes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. What?
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To you and Adana, to everything. Oh. OK,
wait, one thing. Anything. We open with
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Sweet Caroline. Agree? I do. Where are
the games? I can't begin to know what I
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would like to welcome you to this
celebration of marriage. Marriage is a
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trauma between two people who love each
other. Who trust that love? I want to eat
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all the other individual's and that
togetherness. And who wishes to spend the
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rest of their lives together, keeping
yourself solely on their hands, as long
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as you make it. I do. And the power in
short to the team has pronounced you
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husband and wife. Now, keep checking.
Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep
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checking. Keep checking. Keep checking.
Keep checking. Keep checking. Sweet
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Caroline. Agree. Keep checking. Your
time's never seen so good. I've been
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inclined. Agree. Keep checking. Keep
checking. I believe they never will. But
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no. I. We need to hit two venues in under
four hours. We got a 17-year-old show in
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good times. Charlie's in the night. Here
we go. Oh, boys. Look at the night. And
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it don't seem so lonely. We fill it up
with only two. And when I heard.
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Herkman's awesome shoulders. How can I
hurt when I'm holding you? Are you ready
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to rock out to some kneel, Diver? Yeah!
Charlie won. We're reaching out. Charlie,
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we're reaching out. Oh, sweet Caroline.
Agree. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep
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checking. Keep checking. Keep checking.
Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep
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checking. Oh, my heart drops. He's such a
good looking man. I'm Claire Sardina
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saying, Patsy Klein songs, Mike Sardina
saying, Rock and Roll medley's, but
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together they are lightning and thunder.
A kneel down and tribute the people in
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Milwaukee. Can't seem to get enough of. I
just love lightning and thunder. They are
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my fans. You know, you're gonna see
lightning and thunder in Las Vegas. Oh,
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sweet Caroline. I think that's my new
favorite song. Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob
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Bob. Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob Bob. Good
times never seems so good. Bob Bob Bob.
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Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob Bob. I believe
they never could. It's the question. Tell
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me something that people are struck by.
Lightning. Oh, lightning. Yeah.
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Lightning. Lightning. Yeah. Lightning.
Oh, no. Rachel, can you please make me
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speak any more once fished, and I'm
dying. Mike. Eddie on the phone for you.
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My show, baby. Auto shop Eddie or another
Eddie. No, cool. All the way. Lightning.
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Yeah. I mean, like a commercial. I mean,
we've done car shows before. We've never
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had. Like a concert for jelly. Hold on.
What's a Pearl Jam? What about Pearl Jam?
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That's what I'm asking. This guy says is
with Pearl Jam. Give me the phone. Who
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the hell is this? What's a Pearl Jam?
It's a band, Mike. You know who Pearl Jam
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is? Oh, Pearl Jam's a who? Could you
hold, please? Yeah. So, um, I think I'm
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going to throw up right now. This is
Eddie Vetter. Eddie Vetter's on the phone
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right now. Say something and not stupid.
Yeah, lightning speaking. Uh, let me
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check. Are we doing anything on Friday?
No. Um, no, it sounds great. Okay. See
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ya. Wow. I guess we're opening for Pearl
Jam. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm in heaven.
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I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven. I'm Station
Bullow. 3 Xi, Fox 5, Keqing, F comunque.
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jadi. Yooji, that's Anchaerni Stop Do you
have a card? Wouldn't you lend me a
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thickness? Yeah. We're opening for Pearl
Jam. Yeah. For Pearl Jam. Thanks, Mel.
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Kd. Oh, wow. It's one of those heavily
-brothered Gibson's with a wrap around
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pickguard. Yeah, to be honest, yeah. Neo
plays one of these, right? Mostly used as
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the ovation acoustics, but you're on the
tour? Me and my wife here, we're, uh...
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You're the pro jam guy. We talked to the
phone. I'm Eddie. Eddie, that's right.
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Hey, thanks for this. Eddie, I'm, uh...
Just a little worried your crowd may not
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think my kind of show. I don't get a lot
of moshpits, you know? There are no
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rules, man. Tony Bennett's opening for
the Red Hot Chili Cup. Tony Bennett.
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Besides, he doesn't like Neil Domino. Are
you, uh... are you playing Holly Holy
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tonight? No, not for this crowd, but,
uh... Hey. I don't know if I have to get
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a favor and you know one musician or
another. This is exciting. Oh, I'm okay.
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00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:59,640
I'm okay. Holy shit. You've ever had a
shop, pal. This is it. Holy walking.
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Sixty. Come on, kids! Get that. Very big,
Bennett. You know the words, come on.
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Tony, talk. If don't sing it, then say it
don't want. Long as I can have you here
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with me. I'm much rather big, I'm rather
in the dreams. I miss you. Ain't nothing
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00:53:49,600 --> 00:54:00,600
next to baby's dream. If you part of me,
I'd like to say we do okay for every
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00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:13,300
dream. Give it up for any better. Give it
to me. Give it to my love for all the
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00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:26,040
holy wine. Yeah. Nothing around the sun
in my heart in your sight. You've already
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00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:38,340
walked it. Come here, talk. If don't sing
it, then say it don't want. Long as I can
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00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:49,620
have you here with me. I love traveling
wherever the blue jeans beg. They're hard
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00:54:49,620 --> 00:55:00,000
and sweet. Ain't nothing next to baby's
dream. If you're part of me, I'd like to
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00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:08,920
say we do okay for every dream. I'm so
glad you're here. I didn't find the baby.
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00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:16,880
Oh my god. You're so cute too. But that
audience, they were just like, they were
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00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:37,320
just like, you're so cute. Oh. I love
you. One is hot. If don't sing it, then
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say it don't want. Long as I can have you
here with me. I love traveling wherever
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00:55:48,000 --> 00:56:14,220
the blue jeans beg. I love you. Zooming
out. How's it going, Hater? How's it
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00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:21,880
going, Hater? And the rape show is fixing
her boyfriend's car. She's not fixing it.
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00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:32,380
I know how to do it. She just wanted to
show me. Everybody on the block has
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flowers and bushes and then you look at
this and we have nothing. So I want
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00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:43,020
flowers and color and beauty. Look at
that. Four shows a week at the Shano
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00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:48,580
Casino. Two shows on Saturday. Two shows
on Saturday. This is a new width curl
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00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:59,620
jam. We're in the big tank. Hey, Bob, how
you doing? How am I doing? Huge. All
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00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:04,680
right. Which way are you facing? Over
here? Where you on it? In the corner?
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00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:12,140
Over here? I think that's good. Are you
going to put on some fans? Yeah. Shoot me
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00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:18,680
from the waist up. All right. Tell me
when you're ready. I'm ready when you
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00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:25,280
are. All right. This is a pre-recorded
message to be played on July 28th. Hello.
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00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:30,160
My name is Mike and I'm an alcoholic.
That's the part we all say. Hello, Mike.
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00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:41,460
Hello, Mike. Hello. Very good. Today is
my 21st. So we're birthday. And I won't
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00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:44,040
be able to be there with you today
because I'll be playing my new gig at the
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00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:48,740
Shano Casino. But I thought maybe even
though I can't be there, I would sing you
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00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:53,860
my song just to... Well, I'll just let
you all know how important you all are to
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00:57:53,860 --> 00:58:05,440
me. This is not a sad song. A sad song to
sing when you're gone. Oh, no. In a way,
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00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:13,700
it's a glad song. Yeah, a glad song. A
simple song that simply seems to make you
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00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:28,100
feel good when you sing. Come on. Oh, I'm
so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh,
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00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:46,300
my God. Oh, Dan! Dan! Where's Christina?
That's her daughter? What's going on?
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00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:55,280
What happened? A car! What? Why did she
do it? A car! We've increased the price.
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00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:03,160
What's going on? What's going on? Johnny,
Johnny. She's getting into the waiting
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00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:11,260
room. Take the car. She can't decide.
She's gonna be... Okay, listen to me. Is
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00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:16,100
that guy on the show you like? You got
the eye-brow. What are you talking about?
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00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:23,460
What is this? Okay, so he's about to go
down. I knew I was gonna take care of
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00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:30,100
him. No, I need him. No, listen to me. I
got a jacked-up heart. I've had a long
401
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:36,200
time. You need to get a doctor. No, no,
no. We're gonna do my plans. It's gonna
402
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:43,800
be okay. Listen to me. Right, so okay.
I'm gonna pass out. I'm gonna do it.
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00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,440
You're gonna join me back. Just like
George does. Now remember I showed you
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00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,800
how to jump a car. It's just like that.
I've done it before. You can do this.
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00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:57,220
You're gonna hold that. You're gonna put
that one up here. I'm gonna put that down
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00:59:57,220 --> 01:00:02,240
here. Alright, you can do it. It's right
here. You can do it! I'll do it. I have
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01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:23,380
to go for the one. AHHHHH!! Help. Help
me! Help! Help me? Help me! Help me! Help
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01:00:23,380 --> 01:01:06,000
me! Oh Claire Hey Oh god, Claire what
happened? I just forgot Oh She's Oh Come
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01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:22,920
on baby I'll take you I can see you Yeah
All right It's only been three weeks
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01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,480
since your accident is going to take time
to adjust vanished Those motor skills can
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01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:32,180
take control. I know especially in the
middle of the night. I know I just don't
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01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:35,680
want to dwell on it and get stuck if I
have to make adjustments I just want to
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01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,660
make them and move on and I think we'll
come. Do you need to allow yourself some
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01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:43,320
time? Please understand Mr. Sardina. This
isn't something that needs to be paid in
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01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,740
full today. The old guy that lost control
and ate my wife at the car. His family
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01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:51,560
isn't able to provide the settlement
money for another six months. What am I
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01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,540
supposed to do in the meantime? There is
just a member of insurance that your wife
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01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:59,380
can qualify for that to cover a sizeable
portion of the cost. That's a different
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01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:02,920
department that I'd be happy about. You
can touch with them and we still need to
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01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:09,300
bill your insurance company. Insurance?
Miss, do you know any musicians? We broke
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01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:19,360
as a joke. Me and Mike we started
singing. We were really cooking. And I
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01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:25,380
could see it. I could be like a way to
pay my bills and be able to say I look at
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01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:36,380
me. I made it. Take one every three to
four hours for the Phantom Pains. I was
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01:02:36,380 --> 01:03:31,240
so close. Thanks, Doc. It's Wednesday.
Your prosthetic therapy is in half an
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01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:41,120
hour. Okay? Yeah, I know. I don't think I
can do that. Okay, fine. If you're going
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01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,880
to cancel again, how about you make the
call? Because they don't buy my lies and
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01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,100
I'm sick of doing what? Can you just give
me a minute? Mom, we got a good one. Oh,
428
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,840
you got to drive there and get in the car
and it's going to take a second. Rach,
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01:03:54,300 --> 01:04:06,160
please. Just give me a minute. All right,
fine. Just hurry up. Oh, give me a
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01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:30,620
minute. I said, give me a minute! Rach,
all right, see you on the... Dinner's
431
01:04:30,620 --> 01:05:29,160
ready. I'm going to go. I used any of it.
I was like, I don't use it ever. Why do I
432
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:34,940
want to learn that? It looks like problem
solved. Hey, what happened to therapy?
433
01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:43,500
Are you serious? I mean, there was those
four hours ago and you know what? I'm
434
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:58,620
not. Oh honey, grab a seat. Yeah, I got
screwed on the mashed potatoes. We got
435
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:08,180
gravy just...no potatoes. Anyway. So, uh,
maybe we take a little road trip. Down to
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01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:13,980
six flags. Get some sunshine, you know. A
little adventure. I'm going to have a
437
01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:20,760
little extra money. I mean, you got a
job. You guys remember Cliff, you know,
438
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:25,200
sex machine? Does James Brown? He says he
might have some work to me down in this
439
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:30,920
tie joint. He just needs an hose for
karaoke. He thought I could fill in for
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01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:43,340
him. So you're going to play Neal Diamond
songs? Uh, no. I mean, maybe a few, but
441
01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:50,140
it's more of a hosting thing and other
people singing, you know, carry only. You
442
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:53,700
know, it's only temporary. It's, you
know, it's only mother of me can... Get
443
01:06:53,700 --> 01:07:11,300
back on our feet. How are things going at
home? Not. I know the band has other
444
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:18,140
gigs, but uh, maybe you and Claire can
still use that karaoke machine. Right. So
445
01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:24,080
I'm about to instrumentation. She won't
get up out of bed. She's drugged, she's
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01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:33,520
a... a mind. Now, what does a duo do? If
one doesn't want to do what the other's
447
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:50,340
doing? I believe in you, Mike. I always
have. How I've been up here. Do you sing
448
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:55,220
anything current? Anything contemporary
pop or just dad rock stuff? Dad rock,
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01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:00,760
like, it means like, you know, skinned,
credence, steely band. Oh, yeah, I rock
450
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,280
with those guys. Yeah, I mean, sorry, you
sing. You don't want me to sing those
451
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,660
songs? I'm not saying not to. I just want
to hear Alia and Alana's every once in a
452
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:14,140
while. Yeah, Monica, Mariah. See, the
thing is, I got more of a specified act,
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01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,800
like, sex machine here and me past year.
I'm known for singing Neil Diamond music.
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01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:25,720
But, you can sing any music. Luther
Bandro's, Usher, Jodasie. Kaobakwa, long
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01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:30,180
kling kong Neil Diamond, huh? Mm, Dan
Kowangan. Kowangan, that MC karaoke
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01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:36,540
machine, you know? I don't know what I'm
talking about. So, right on. So, the
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01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:40,120
moment you know So, the moment? Nobody
knows So, the moment. They only know
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01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:50,840
Sweet Caroline. America, crackling rosy,
you sing plainly? Anytime. Uh. Good to
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01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:58,660
meet you. I know. I'm putland, like, in
your diamond. You do know who Jodas is,
460
01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:16,760
right? Mm. You can do your Neil Diamond
thing on Wednesday nights. Host karaoke,
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01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:24,000
Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Boom. Run,
run, run, run, run, run, run, head of
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01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:32,000
family. Get out. All right. In something
that people shake before they use it.
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01:09:32,140 --> 01:10:16,800
Yes, sir. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Where?
Where? Where? Where? Where? How many
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01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:26,600
something that men do better than women?
As you were. Oh, hey, just ran. No, this
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01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:36,120
is lightning. I'm in Mike. Uh. Okay,
yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow. No, we can be
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01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:48,420
there. All right. Go, good day, too. Why
don't you pick up the phone? Uh. The
467
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:53,620
sister and she, uh. She wants to come up
with some kind of parent teacher thing
468
01:10:53,620 --> 01:11:02,000
tomorrow for Dana. All right. I got to
get ready to go out. Where are you going?
469
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,000
Uh, I've got my night gig at the Tai
Joint. Been doing it for weeks now, your
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01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:16,620
space cadet. Yeah. I am. I see you the
way you look at those girls in the crowd,
471
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:22,440
you know. How they look back at you are
not a fool. You think I got old peace on
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01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:26,680
the side because I'm so young and
wealthy? I used to think it was so cute,
473
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:32,340
do you? Take the scarf and put it around
all those hussies and kiss them. The
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01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:36,400
scarf was a bit, you know that? Yeah, for
Elvis, not for Neil Diamond. You just
475
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:43,140
wanted to kiss him, Mike. You know, I
really wish these medications would make
476
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:46,860
up their mind. Are you going to be like
Blue Peanuts, give a shit? Are you going
477
01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:50,100
to be angry and paranoid? You know what,
my mom was right about you. You're just a
478
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:54,000
selfish son of a bitch. So why don't you
go find yourself a new girlfriend and
479
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,740
give her a new nickname? You think you're
the only one that's hurting every day? I
480
01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:05,060
think about the big audience every day.
But I'm here to try. I'm here. What a...
481
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:15,920
Whoa, shit at me! You want to throw
something else? Goddamn it! Fuck! Fuck!
482
01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:27,740
Fuck! Take the leave. Oh, shit! What's
up, you dumbass? Fuck! Oh, shit! They do
483
01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:38,540
ever read about a frog dream to be in a
king. And then became one. Well except
484
01:12:38,540 --> 01:12:46,100
for the names, a few of the changes. You
talk about me. The story's the same one.
485
01:12:52,940 --> 01:13:01,580
Sorry, I'm a ghost. That's my dad. Um,
lightning? It's my mother's birthday. She
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01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:15,280
died of lung cancer. Sad songs only. I'm
the piece of lung. I am, I say. To know
487
01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:36,220
all that. And no one heard at all that
even the shit. I am a crash. I am a say
488
01:13:36,220 --> 01:14:01,480
-i. You know, I... I talked to Rachel a
lot. Rachel says that... You and Claire
489
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:11,780
have been fighting a lot more. So... Are
you drinking? No. I'm wondering if the
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01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:17,740
ride would be a little less bumpy if I
fell off the wagon. When was your last
491
01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:20,700
meeting? Angie, what are you doing?
You're my daughter, you're not my
492
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:41,400
sponsor. Well, everybody tells me to move
on. I'm the guy that looks like Neil, why
493
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:55,000
do you need Claire? But they just don't
get it. I... I love her. And I'm, I'm
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01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:08,840
losing her. Listen, just... Dad, would
you just please go to a meeting? Please.
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01:15:42,980 --> 01:17:16,400
I... I... I... Why can't I forget you and
start my life unknown? Instead of having
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01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:39,360
sweet dreams about you? Sweet dreams of
you? Claire. Honey. Claire. Come on. Come
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01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:48,840
on down. Come on, let's go. Claire. Don't
do this. Mike, you're embarrassing me. I
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01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:51,860
am not stopping. This is not your show.
This is your computer. This is
499
01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:57,400
embarrassing. Mike, I would never do this
to you. No, no. And you're going to get
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01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:07,680
this whole part. Mike, let's go. No, I am
not going any Mike. Come on. Oh, man.
501
01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:12,740
What are you doing? What are you all
doing up here? It's okay. This is tired.
502
01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:17,700
Okay, we just... Mom, we just are trying
to help you. Oh, no! This is my show. I'm
503
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:22,420
up here. I'm up here, Mike. I'm not going
to stop the show. Come on, let's go.
504
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:27,860
Don't touch me. You're not even supposed
to be up here. Baby! Come on! Come here.
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01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:44,940
Baby, come here. Come here. Come here.
It's my show. It makes sense. There's a
506
01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:48,880
72-hour observation period for all
voluntary patients. Mental health
507
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,560
professional will assess her condition
and determine the course of treatment and
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01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,940
length of stay. And if you could just
fill out the medication she's currently
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01:18:55,940 --> 01:19:06,120
taking or anything she'll need over the
next three weeks. I know. I'm a stranger
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01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:15,520
to you, what I can really use. Right now.
It's for you to just tell me I'm doing
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01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:23,500
the right thing. Or... We're going to
take really good care of her. Make sure
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01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:57,280
she gets what she needs, okay? Okay. Yep,
yep, yep. Hmm? Yeah. Oh, Mike. I don't
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01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:06,320
think we've been apart for a few days.
We've been married. It's okay. Okay.
514
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:41,440
Okay. It's okay. Thank you. Right through
there. Oh, holy night. The stars are
515
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:53,860
brightly shining. Here is the night of
our dear, Saviour's bird. Hey, I was
516
01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:57,560
running back and speaking to the manager
of the guy who does the hiring. My
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01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,940
radiator is hissing. I'm trying to get a
job. Yeah, well, I'm trying to get to my
518
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:13,560
job. Being that I'm the only one that has
one. Oh, there's not that. I'm sorry. All
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01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:23,180
right. Here you go. Here you go. Let's
pour it in. But there's a leak. Yeah, it
520
01:21:23,180 --> 01:21:28,280
will fix it. Let's just do it. It's got,
like, little metal particles in it. That
521
01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,740
heat up on the car is running and that
melt simple to leak, welds are closed.
522
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:39,020
Slow, slow, slow. Yeah. I get it. There's
people in this world that get new shit
523
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:46,640
and then there's people like us just
patching up broken shit. I know this has
524
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,880
been our view. Somewhere along the way I
got put in charge of everyone's problems.
525
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:57,720
I worry about my mother. I worry about
Dana. You're gonna be telling me to touch
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01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:01,180
your chest. I worry about you. I know
what you're worrying. Trust me, the scene
527
01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:14,740
with your mother is gonna get better. I'm
pregnant. Oh, okay. When? Like four
528
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:19,920
months ago. Four months. Oh my god, how
do we miss it? Because you're all crazy.
529
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:25,520
I'm huge, how can you not see? I'll put
on some pounds. I just sort of a family
530
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:39,640
phase. Is it the guy who were? No, that's
over. Can't be counted on. And I guess
531
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:55,220
you cannot... Okay. Okay. Okay. So we got
this thing in the Marines. It's called a
532
01:22:55,220 --> 01:23:01,980
SMIAC. It stands for Situation, Mission,
Execution, Administration, Command. It's
533
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:07,100
a way to break down a problem real
simple. Okay. So what's the situation?
534
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:14,220
I'm not up. Okay. Okay. So what's the
mission? What do you want to do about it?
535
01:23:16,180 --> 01:23:20,260
I want to give it to a couple that wants
to have a baby. Okay, so that's the
536
01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:24,780
mission. Okay. Now we've got to ask you,
we've got to have the kid. I already
537
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:29,140
called the Adoption Information Center.
And there's a potential couple that could
538
01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:33,240
assist in medical bills and all that.
Okay, so you already took care of the
539
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,380
AFRA Administration. That just leaves
command. So who do you want to be in
540
01:23:36,380 --> 01:24:04,060
charge of all this? You know, helping
you. My mom? Whenever my good runoff to
541
01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:16,360
his A meeting, I was always pretty ugly
about it. I was like, why can't you just
542
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:26,900
deal with your problems without all the
talking? I can talk. And I can talk too.
543
01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:32,220
And I talk a lot. Sometimes I talk so
much I don't even know what I'm saying
544
01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:42,320
half the time. And the thoughts they just
like go around in my head, spin around
545
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:48,900
all the time. That's where the singing
helped. And something happened when I
546
01:24:48,900 --> 01:25:10,780
would sing patty-cline songs. Like I just
disappear in the music. Yeah, just
547
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:24,100
disappear. Yeah. The accident took my
leg, but I shouldn't let it take my
548
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:54,360
singing away. That's mine. All mine. Can
I, Mom? Good night to you. Love you.
549
01:25:54,660 --> 01:26:12,540
Okay, I love you too. Thank you. Love
you. Love you. Good night. Is it made of
550
01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:28,380
powder coffee? No, thank you. You want to
watch a show? I don't know. Unless you
551
01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:36,740
do. When you go back to work. You start
back at the shop tomorrow. What about
552
01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:42,800
karaoke? We just got home. I'm just
asking a question. No, no, you're getting
553
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:47,640
ready to argue. I just don't know what's
okay to say and not to say since you went
554
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:54,580
to that place. If you have any questions,
I can answer them for you. I didn't get a
555
01:26:54,580 --> 01:27:10,720
lobotomy. Not yet. Well, I'm not doing a
karaoke thing because I'm not doing
556
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:25,400
lightning anymore. That's over. Lightning
is... It's just nothing without you.
557
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:33,840
Maybe you're not going to be there with
me. I got no... I got no sound to sing. I
558
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:51,520
got nothing. Thank you. I don't need it.
Oh, I'm... Breathe, honey. I... I've been
559
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:55,920
doing a lot of talking. You know, like
you do at your meetings. When I've been
560
01:27:55,920 --> 01:28:02,120
figuring things out in my head. I think
that the struggle with my prosthetic, I
561
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:14,440
think it was more in my head than my leg.
I felt hurt and... and... ugly. Like I
562
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:23,960
had all this anger inside of me and fear
and it just cracked. No, look, the folks
563
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:29,000
at the hospital, they talk about having
an emotional catharsis. It's like where
564
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:38,700
you let everything go and just move
forward. I don't think I've had that yet
565
01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:43,740
because everything still feels very scary
for me. You know, walking and standing,
566
01:28:44,340 --> 01:29:13,880
singing. But maybe if you're there with
me, I can have that catharsis. Okay. Hey,
567
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:18,740
y'all, I'm coming out tonight at the
Chantai. We got a great night here for
568
01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:22,580
you. Yeah, we just carry out the night on
Friday night. Saturday night, Sunday
569
01:29:22,580 --> 01:29:26,760
night. I've seen you here. It's a lot of
fun. And there's also the all-you-can-eat
570
01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:32,660
buffet, my native Friday. But tonight I
got something special. My name is
571
01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:38,040
Lightning. This is my lovely wife,
Thumbnail. And tonight we're going to
572
01:29:38,040 --> 01:30:05,700
sing for you. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.
Holy dream. What's in holy news. And she
573
01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:30,320
comes and I run just like the wind I live
only Sing a song Sing a song of song Sing
574
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:49,840
a song of song Sing a song of song Nice
big Give it a great Call the sun in the
575
01:30:49,840 --> 01:31:05,560
dead of the night And the sun's gonna
rise in the sky and she's gonna cry Why
576
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:29,340
don't you stop? No, I'll keep going And
I'll cry I will holy love Take her only
577
01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:50,100
child And the sheep Let it be filled with
tomorrow I'm a roll, highly holy The
578
01:31:50,100 --> 01:32:19,900
worst day of time has been you to make a
beautiful noise Are you ready? in the
579
01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:26,660
dead of the night because the sun gone
and rise in the sky ha ha ha ha ha
580
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:37,460
cutchum man who can walk up the rise and
then layman he gonna fly and I fly yeah
581
01:32:39,640 --> 01:33:07,380
and I fly ha ha ha ha ha let hold it be
dream dream I'll hold you ha ha let hold
582
01:33:07,380 --> 01:34:24,240
it be I'll hold you be dream I'll hold
you be dream be be you alright oh I don't
583
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:49,020
know what happened I lost control I hope
you're okay ha ha ha I don't know I mean,
584
01:34:49,100 --> 01:35:02,000
don't you see lightning can strike the
same place twice ha ha ha ha ha oh it's
585
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:15,060
okay I just look all this movies all this
life and here's my accidents and then
586
01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:21,480
nothing I see I see what are you getting
it I want these boxes filled up again bad
587
01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:27,240
things happen over and over and I just
want to sing and I want to shine before
588
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:30,660
another car runs into me the car's not
going to work okay it's like they're
589
01:35:30,660 --> 01:35:38,160
aiming for me Mike come on I am not
afraid anymore I want to be thunder again
590
01:35:45,020 --> 01:35:53,280
I know I know I've been a little out of
it and I'm a little rusty but I'm here to
591
01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:59,660
be mom again and a wife and a partner so
you know what have I missed these last
592
01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:15,040
few months what do I need to know you
want to tell her or me I thought love was
593
01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:25,200
only true in fairytale meant for someone
else but not for me I'm going to get it
594
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:36,700
love is not to give me as you can see
disappointment on my dreams dreams are
595
01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:53,640
her fate now I'm a baby not a trace I'm
dying I'm in love I'm a baby I'm a baby
596
01:36:53,640 --> 01:37:14,420
I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a
baby love is not to give me as you can
597
01:37:14,420 --> 01:37:27,100
see disappointment on my dreams dreams
are her fate now I'm a believer not a
598
01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:39,240
trace I'm dying in my mind I'm in love
I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a baby here
599
01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:46,920
today joined by two local legends staging
the comeback of their careers the
600
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:52,280
universe send two cars to kill me but I'm
still standing even if it's on one light
601
01:37:52,280 --> 01:38:06,600
I'm in love and I'm a believer I can't
leave her if I try Yes! I love the women
602
01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:16,660
Mike Claire wants you to meet my friend
Buddy Holmes he's a vet coordinator here
603
01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:21,580
at the Ritz Buddy thank you both coming
you've been getting a lot of press with
604
01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:26,920
your comeback now we never really left
that's why I wanted to talk to you about
605
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:32,280
playing here are we going to open for
Pearl Jam again? no you'd be the
606
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:36,440
headliner you'd be on a Wednesday night
three weeks from now that'll give us just
607
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:40,500
enough time to get the word out sell some
tickets sorry you expect us to fill this
608
01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:46,540
place on Wednesday we'll make it work we
didn't want that but you know we're not
609
01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:50,680
fools buddy Mike don't you know what's
happening in three weeks on a Wednesday
610
01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:59,820
night what what's happening? Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond he's playing a sold out
611
01:38:59,820 --> 01:39:04,280
short Wisconsin Center Arena we want to
be the counter programming to that event
612
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:09,660
those who can't see Neil Diamond see the
next best thing could we just take a
613
01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:20,100
second one moment I don't know if we're
ready for this oh I mean I think you are
614
01:39:22,140 --> 01:39:38,400
I know I am we're going to need a choir
sex machine is acquired director at his
615
01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:42,280
church right and timpani you know the big
drums what would you need timpani for?
616
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:46,900
I'll get the timpani Mike I'll get the
timpani especially because we're opening
617
01:39:46,900 --> 01:40:00,640
with Suleiman Suleiman Suleiman hey so
remember Rachel's gonna pick us up I
618
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:04,220
think I'm gonna go with Johnny to get a
head start on me you nervous? no actually
619
01:40:04,220 --> 01:40:07,980
I'm not but maybe I will right through
the show what about you I just hope
620
01:40:07,980 --> 01:40:19,040
people come here hey Mike I know the
event coordinator at the Wisconsin Center
621
01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:25,440
he was at your wedding you know big guy
and a big red beard George Lord Mike you
622
01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:31,120
are going to meet Neil Diamond tonight I
was gonna get to that oh my god what do
623
01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:36,540
you mean? he's gonna meet the two you at
Lakefront Frozen Custard after the show
624
01:40:36,540 --> 01:40:40,840
he's gonna drop in with this bus he loves
their frozen cousin what are you gonna
625
01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:45,820
say to him dad? hopefully nothing dumb oh
no don't be silly it's just two musicians
626
01:40:45,820 --> 01:40:51,760
after their show both sold out shows
we're sold out? sold out? sold out? sold
627
01:40:51,760 --> 01:41:00,180
out? yeah we sold out no now I'm nervous
this is a huge win for you you earn this
628
01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:10,320
Mike you earn it crying so happy I love
you I'm so happy too alright get out of
629
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:14,720
here go go go over there I'll see you
there I'm going to the radio okay okay
630
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:24,120
why do you do that? oh my god Mr. Diamond
Neil can I call you Neil? you know
631
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:28,280
there's a certain way that you sing
touching I mean you must know what I mean
632
01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:36,240
of course you know what I mean to you
touching me I'm touching you it's so good
633
01:41:36,200 --> 01:42:01,320
I mean it's just a small thing and like
touching you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
634
01:42:06,090 --> 01:42:23,400
okay Papa I'm getting dressed Angelina
has a brand new online but I guess it's
635
01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:33,980
sold out oh yeah no no we are we got that
handled hey I'm gonna what I'm gonna meet
636
01:42:33,980 --> 01:42:43,360
Neil Diamond tonight are you serious?
yeah wow oh I need a brand new Neil
637
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:53,940
Diamond you think you could hope we have
a Christian Slater? oh Papa Papa Papa you
638
01:42:53,940 --> 01:43:09,120
alright I'm huge baby I mean you can help
me I'm gonna check the music I'm gonna
639
01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:23,980
check the music Dad hey I'm so glad to
hear you I'm so glad to hear you Grandma
640
01:43:23,980 --> 01:43:27,780
hey just to warn you these seeds we got
reserved are right up front of me get
641
01:43:27,780 --> 01:43:35,500
loud I'm half deaf anyway so we find have
a great show tonight Mike thanks hey like
642
01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:40,900
five minutes five minutes why did it? why
did it? alright hey wait give me a kiss
643
01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:45,040
oh alright so any last minute words of
advice or encouragement for my two girls?
644
01:43:45,720 --> 01:44:00,460
yeah play sweet Caroline okay you two
always know what to do you're not afraid
645
01:44:00,460 --> 01:44:13,400
of the lift at all? oh no I just got to
stand there okay hey Claire I can't thank
646
01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:20,360
me all because every thank you I got
belongs to you doll you're my August
647
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:24,260
night you're my September morning you're
my heart lighten you're my cracklin rose
648
01:44:24,260 --> 01:45:23,100
are you got me? Christian stage Ouch I
Won't cut this morning I said I won't cut
649
01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:33,420
this morning I go to with a man with a
man how can it be no rain? When all I see
650
01:45:33,420 --> 01:46:12,120
in here lighten and done die Welcome to
the New Year To dance in the Glow of the
651
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:26,580
Family Those who could not get meals are
my tickets Stay in my Tonight we make our
652
01:46:26,580 --> 01:47:00,900
own beautiful noise To the left To the
face Come here come say Right On the
653
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:32,420
night Sun become day Day Shall come by To
the Soul and Soul and Soul and Soul and
654
01:47:32,420 --> 01:48:20,460
Soul and Soul. Michaela Zhi said she'll
die. Way too late but she needs everyone.
655
01:48:24,320 --> 01:49:00,500
Oh... Oh... oh... Bring home my name Oh,
the winds of a fool Wind in the plain And
656
01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:48,600
once and for me Lord of my name Leave me,
leave me home Oh, oh, oh Pardon my warm,
657
01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:58,100
but she dares for the sun God of my name
Day, day, Lord of my night Night, night,
658
01:49:58,100 --> 01:50:40,280
sing for the wave Wave, wave, take me
home No, no, no, no, no, no, no Help me,
659
01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:46,500
brothers and sisters, and the hitty-bitty
children. Black and white, rich and more,
660
01:50:46,740 --> 01:50:56,260
great and small. Oh God, children sing
hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
661
01:50:57,460 --> 01:51:07,340
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen! And again,
Lord, David, two hands, one hand for the
662
01:51:07,340 --> 01:51:12,140
gift of one hand for the takin'. And when
your brother is hungry, you need God what
663
01:51:12,140 --> 01:51:16,360
to eat and when he is tired. And he and I
know ways to sleep. And when he's hard at
664
01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:20,520
takin' and it's full of pain, who's gonna
cry when they grow those? Who's gonna cry
665
01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:25,420
when they take their day to put it out to
him? And he's shayin' with him. That's
666
01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:36,420
what it's in for! Oh! Take my hands with
Lord, walk with me this day. And my heart
667
01:51:36,420 --> 01:51:46,500
I know, I will never stray. Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
668
01:51:46,900 --> 01:52:34,680
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And love and my
name, God, give me love. Give me love!
669
01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:51,340
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hail God! Hail God!
670
01:52:52,280 --> 01:53:02,240
Hallelujah! Do you remember when we saw
Spring Seen in East Troy? Oh my God, you
671
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:06,300
said Bruce, I love him. Where was that?
Where was that? Alpine Valley Music
672
01:53:06,300 --> 01:53:09,940
Theater. You were a kid in grade school.
But we played for like two extra hours
673
01:53:09,940 --> 01:53:13,660
and everyone was freaking out and dancing
on the lawn. That was this, that was
674
01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:18,540
this! Me and Bruce. No, I gotta say and I
don't mean any disrespect to Mr. Eddie
675
01:53:18,540 --> 01:53:24,680
Vetter. Uh oh. Be cheerful, mom. I think
tonight we were just his biggest pro
676
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:29,600
-chan. It's all out of the crowd. No, I
gotta say our fans are just as big and
677
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:37,380
just as loud. Oh, we're almost at God
out, Papa. Oh my God! Oh, sweet Kizala!
678
01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:49,580
Good times never seems so good. Oh, are
you good? Are you ready? I'm cute, baby.
679
01:53:51,820 --> 01:54:02,140
You're great, man! Where are you? Neil
just finished his show. He's out of the
680
01:54:02,140 --> 01:54:16,840
bus. He's out his way. Come on, Mike.
Come on! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
681
01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:50,760
Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! This
is hot. I'm not good at writing speeches,
682
01:54:51,600 --> 01:55:03,400
but I guess I've never written one, so
it'll be perfect. You too always know
683
01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:13,700
what to do. Why did he say about it? I
feel like I don't know how to do
684
01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:33,180
anything. Except gradually, he car
radiator. Can you? Maybe he wasn't wrong
685
01:55:33,180 --> 01:55:58,660
about us. He wasn't. He looked nice. Oh,
thank you. Sometimes I forget about your
686
01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:09,440
leg. Yeah. Me too, and then I take a
step. You don't have to say today.
687
01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:14,920
Somebody else can do it if it's too much
for you. I know. But it's something I
688
01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:53,820
have to do. Not just for me. Hi. This is
gonna be hard. Every time we would play a
689
01:56:53,820 --> 01:57:03,080
gig, everyone wants to hear sweet
Caroline. And my good-gets-so-man. He
690
01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:12,560
believed there was so much more to Neil
Diamond's music, so many more songs. And
691
01:57:12,560 --> 01:57:27,500
there was more to Mike than being
lightning. He was a soldier, a father, a
692
01:57:27,500 --> 01:57:42,580
friend. He was the love of my life. And
really, I'm standing here because of him.
693
01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:56,720
So, he is honored when I get myself
together. And I'm in his sing, I sing.
694
01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:09,360
And Neil Diamond's song is not as well
known as sweet Caroline. But Mike, it's
695
01:58:09,360 --> 01:58:40,160
beautiful. I sing the line. And I sing
the flame. And I sing the flame. And I
696
01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:54,320
sing your eyes before. And I'm sure
you'll see your eyes again once again.
697
01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:18,460
For I have been released. And I have been
a good. And I have sung my song before.
698
01:59:19,980 --> 02:00:00,300
And I'm sure to sing my song again once
again. And I sing the flame. And I sing
699
02:00:00,300 --> 02:00:14,780
the flame. And some people gotta sing.
And some people gotta sing. And some
700
02:00:14,780 --> 02:00:35,560
people never see the light. Until the day
they die. But I have been released. And I
701
02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:49,700
have been a good. And I have been a good.
And I sing the flame. And I sing the
702
02:00:49,700 --> 02:02:00,540
flame. And I sing the flame. Just one
more time. All right. Any, right? Are you
703
02:02:00,540 --> 02:02:16,860
sure? I'm positive. I can see you too.
All right. Hey everybody. My name is Mike
704
02:02:16,860 --> 02:02:22,880
and I'm an alcoholic. Today is my 22nd of
Silver Birthday. But I can't be with you
705
02:02:22,880 --> 02:02:27,860
here today because while we're getting
ready for our big comeback, it's really
706
02:02:27,860 --> 02:02:33,920
exciting. And you know what before I
sing, I just want to tell you something.
707
02:02:35,660 --> 02:02:41,300
We're all here doing the best we can.
Right? Very, very best. And if we can
708
02:02:41,300 --> 02:02:45,520
just look out for each other and be
strong and above all be grateful, maybe
709
02:02:45,520 --> 02:02:49,620
we can just, I don't know, we can turn
things around. We can make the world a
710
02:02:49,620 --> 02:03:01,960
better place. What do you say? All right.
Anyway. This is not a sad song. A sad
711
02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:12,520
song to sing when you're alone. Oh no,
no. In a way it's a glad song. Yeah, a
712
02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:18,840
glad song as simple too. That simply
seems to make you feel real good when you
713
02:03:18,840 --> 02:03:30,220
sing. Come on, sing along. I know it's
early. Song, song, woo, everybody knows
714
02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:42,380
one. Every garden grows one. Song, song,
woo, everybody knows one. All right. I'm
715
02:03:42,380 --> 02:03:53,380
ready. Me and you are subject to the
blues now and then. All clear. When you
716
02:03:53,380 --> 02:04:02,740
take the blues and make a song, you sing
them out again. You sing them out again.
717
02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:10,460
I get to hear it. Sounds real good. Come
on now. Song, song, woo, weeping like a
718
02:04:10,460 --> 02:04:23,080
blue low. Sleeping on my pillow. Song,
song, woo, weeping on my pillow. It's a
719
02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:33,840
funny thing. Funny thing. But you can't
sing it when the crying your voice. I'm
720
02:04:33,840 --> 02:04:38,580
afraid you know it can't feel good.
Beauty and color. You simply got no
721
02:04:38,580 --> 02:05:02,240
choice. Song, song, woo, woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo, woo. Thank you and good night.
722
02:05:08,220 --> 02:05:18,460
I got a song been on my mind. And the
tune give me some and the words all
723
02:05:18,460 --> 02:05:22,920
rhyme. Get away, get away, get away, get
away, get away, get away, get away, get
724
02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:31,700
away. Though I don't say much and I won't
offend. If you sing it at school, then
725
02:05:31,700 --> 02:05:37,460
live or does it get a home? I never know
what you're showing. Think you're
726
02:05:37,460 --> 02:05:56,000
growing. You're all teed. Good lord. Let
me hear that. Let me hear that. I'm
727
02:05:56,000 --> 02:06:05,860
drinking all the sweet. Drop your
shrinking, stop your drinking. Crouching
728
02:06:05,860 --> 02:06:33,180
and no less need. Sing it out. All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
729
02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:26,480
Dream alone, maybe. Where I am, what I
am, what I believe in. I live only. I
730
02:07:26,480 --> 02:08:08,020
live only dream. I live only. I live
only. Sing a song. Sing a song of song.
731
02:08:09,140 --> 02:08:30,000
Sing it out. Sing it out. Sing it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the sun in the
732
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:38,720
dead of the night. Call the sun. It's
gonna rise in the sky. Touch a minute,
733
02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:57,980
you won't go right. Touch a minute, he's
gonna fly. And I fly. And I fly. I live
734
02:08:57,980 --> 02:09:36,420
only dream. Dream alone. I live only
dream. I live only dream. I live only
735
02:09:36,420 --> 02:10:37,420
dream. I live only dream. I live only
dream. I live only dream. I live only
736
02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:47,000
dream. Nothing next to baby is true If
you pardon me, I'd like to say It's too
737
02:10:47,000 --> 02:11:01,520
old to be the river in the trees Baby
tonight Baby tonight by the fire All
738
02:11:01,520 --> 02:11:18,480
alone you and I Don't think around the
sound of my heart is right But it's
739
02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:27,720
awesome It don't sing at dance and it
don't walk As long as I can and you're
740
02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:41,200
here with me How much better be the river
in the trees baby But it's awesome It
741
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:50,520
don't sing at dance and it don't walk As
long as I can and you're here with me How
742
02:11:50,520 --> 02:12:11,540
much better be the river in the trees
baby How much better be the river in the
743
02:12:11,540 --> 02:12:11,540
trees baby
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