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ANNOUNCER:
Previously on Rescue Me.
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I want you to be
the godfather to my new kid.
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I don't know what to say.
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Just say
you'll go on a diet.
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It's the celery bible.
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Yogurt and appreciation.
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I am trying to uphold
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my half of the godfather
bargain.
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EMILY:
It's just this thing
that happens to me
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when I have sex.
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The penetration
hits a muscle back there
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and, afterwards,
it gives me gas.
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Yeah, it's gross, I know.
Hey, hey, don't say that.
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You guys wanna hit your careers
and your reputations
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for Tommy's
rebel asshole parade,
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by all means,
be my guest.
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And I'll tell you what,
Lou,
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I had a white or blue shirt
on with stripes,
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I bet you I can do a better job
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keeping this under the carpet.
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The new place
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Shawn and Colleen looked at
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for their wedding,
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they saw
the last name was Gavin,
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you were the firefighter
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who's been in all the papers...
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And they told them both
to take a hike.
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SHEILA:
There's a place in Jersey
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near where I take Damian
for his German aqua therapy.
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And there's a place
in Connecticut
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near where I take him
for his movement therapy.
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And they're both expensive.
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I want to pay.
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I wanna pay
for the whole thing, okay?
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Nobody's had the balls
to say this to you,
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but I got my balls back,
so I'm gonna say it:
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He ain't ever getting
out of the wheelchair again.
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I got some news for you too.
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Sheila is paying
for that wedding.
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NEEDLES:
Thank you.
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There you go.
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LOU:
You know, I find it amazing...
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ten years
after the worst attack
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ever perpetrated
on American soil,
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a decade later, there's still
not a standing monument
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to everyone
that died that day.
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Yeah. Do you wanna know
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what the only memorial
down here is?
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On the side of Ladder 10,
all right?
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Which was paid for privately
and it only mentions our guys.
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It's a travesty.
It's politicians.
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Bullshit.
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NEEDLES:
It's typical.
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I went down
to that Vietham wall once.
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You know,
the one in Washington.
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Hmm.
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It took me a long time
to go there.
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Years and years
after it was erected.
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I was afraid of it.
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I served with ten guys
who came home in body bags,
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three guys
who served under me,
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who I was responsible for
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and their names
are up on that wall.
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So I didn't know
how I was gonna react.
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People were crying
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and they had their hands
up on the wall, sobbing.
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Kids, parents,
people of my own age collapsing.
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Phew.
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And me?
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Pfft.
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Nothing.
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Stood there
for a long time.
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It was nice. It was a nice big,
impressive wall.
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Walls, buildings, bridges,
they don't mean shit.
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Marty Sheehan,
tough kid from Boston.
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Loved hockey.
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Bobby, uh, Bobby Orr,
was God in his book. Heh!
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Joey Gianfredo.
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Heh.
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Nice simple kid
from upstate New York.
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Kid cried himself
to sleep sometimes,
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but, boy,
he was one crack shot. Heh!
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This... Thank you.
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This is a letter
from Buck Chifford.
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He sent it to his wife
and told her to give it to me
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in case he didn't
come home alive,
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which he didn't.
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And in this letter,
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he tells how proud he was
that I was his leader
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and that I shouldn't
blame myself
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for what happened to him.
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That he probably would have
come home dead a lot earlier
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if it hadn't been for me,
heh.
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So the point is,
walls are only shit.
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You wanna
memorialize somebody?
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You do it here and here.
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You talk about them.
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You tell
all the young firefighters
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what brave guys
these guys were.
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Guys like my dad.
Guys like your dad.
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They were part
of the great generation
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because they saved
this country and the world.
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You can't memorialize somebody
by plastering their name up
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on a wall of concrete
and steel.
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You do it
by talking about their deeds.
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You have to remember
their faces, their spirit.
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You have to remember
the firefighters
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on the morning of 9/11
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and what they did
before they went downtown.
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They memorialized themselves
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by writing notes
to their loved ones
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and leaving it
in their lockers,
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so that their wives and kids
could read one last time
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what these guys
thought about them
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and cared about them.
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A lot of them didn't think
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they were gonna be coming back.
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It takes a lot of balls
to do something like that.
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And this letter from Buck?
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I'll tell you,
there's not a day goes--
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Not a single day goes by
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when I don't think
about this guy
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and what a brave,
brave man he was.
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He was a real
American hero.
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Hey, would you order me
a tuna melt with extra fries?
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[THE VON BONDIES'
"C'MON, C'MON" PLAYING]
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♪ On another day
C'mon, cmon ♪
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♪ With these ropes tied tight
Can we do no wrong? ♪
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♪ Now we grieve
'Cause now it's gone ♪
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♪ Things were good
When we were young ♪
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♪ When my teeth bite down
I can see the blood ♪
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♪ Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone ♪
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♪ Now we grieve
'Cause now it's gone ♪
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♪ Things were good
When we were young ♪
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♪ Is it safe to stay? ♪
♪ C'mon, cmon ♪
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♪ Was it right to leave?
♪ C'mon, c'mon ♪
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♪ Will I ever learn? ♪
♪ C'mon, cmon ♪
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♪ C'mon, ¢'/mon
C'mon, cmon ♪
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[SIGHS]
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Damian?
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Damian.
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Damian?
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[DISTANT THUD]
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Damian?
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[METAL CLANGS]
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Hello!
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DAMIAN:
This is what
you're looking for.
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Look at it.
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Here.
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It's a letter
my Dad wrote to my Mom.
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He stuck it in a book
in our old house.
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On a shelf
in the living room.
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Figured one day
she'd come across it.
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In case he died.
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And she did.
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Two months after, uh,
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Well, you know,
after they found his finger.
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JIMMY'S VOICE:
My love
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if you should find this
after I've passed away,
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let it find you knowing
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how truly, madly and deeply
I love you.
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How each one of my days
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began with me looking at you
and dreaming of more.
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And if I were not by your side
upon waking,
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I pictured your face.
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Your eyes. Your sweet--
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SHEILA:
What the hell are you doing?
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That's mine!
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I was...
That's private!
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What is wrong with you?
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[WHIMPERS]
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Oh, my God.
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Get out!
Get out of my bedroom!
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Okay. Okay, relax.
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What are you doing here?
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Get out!
Okay.
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[GRUNTS]
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What the hell
is going on around here?
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What?
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Tell me you haven't
been drinking.
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What is this?
While you were watching my kid?
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I don't know,
that's not mine.
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I don't know
what that is.
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Ugh.
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I swear to God.
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[, uh,
I haven't been drinking.
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Okay, okay.
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It's okay, it's okay.
l...
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No, no-- I know. No,
we're gonna figure this out.
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It's okay, we're gonna
figure this out together, okay?
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Ow, ow.
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[SNIFFS]
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[GRUNTS]
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I don't smell anything.
So what?
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You were just gonna
start now?
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No, I don't...
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I-- That's my personal--
What were you thinking?
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I don't know.
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Here, here you go.
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Go on, take it.
Take it with you.
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Okay, wait.
Go on. Take it with you.
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I do not trust you
to watch him anymore.
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Just wait.
Get out!
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Listen to me.
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I don't-- I--
I went down to Ground Zero.
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I didn't think it was gonna
trigger anything.
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Maybe it did. Maybe
it triggered something.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God. Please go be sorry
somewhere else, huh?
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[GROANS]
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Oh, God.
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Honey, it's okay.
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It's okay, Damian.
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[SIGHS]
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I don't-- I--
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Maybe this is one of those,
like those dry drunk things
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or something. I don't know.
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I mean, did you ever even
mention that letter to me
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or where you hid it
or anything?
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Yes, I--
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Yes, I mentioned
the letter to you.
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When?
Like five years ago
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when you had
seven whiskies in you
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and we had that insane night
of sex on the beach.
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Remember? I had
the lavender miniskirt
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and the almost
see-through top on?
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Anything? Hello?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Of course not, heh.
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The sex you don't remember,
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the see-through shirt
and the moonlight,
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but somewhere
in that dark, dense,
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tangled mangle of a shit storm
you dare to call a brain,
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you remember the letter.
Right?
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Because it pertains to you
and what you need right now.
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I never
let you read that letter
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because it is the truly
only secret thing
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that Jimmy and I will ever have
ever again after he died.
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It's the only piece of him
that I get to keep
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[WHIMPERS]
for myself.
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It doesn't matter
that maybe he cheated.
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Doesn't matter how deep things
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got between you and me.
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That letter is evidence
of the deepest connection
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that I will ever have
with another human being, ever.
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And you have crossed
a very dangerous line.
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Get out.
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[SNIFFLES, SIGHS]
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Sheila...
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Got it.
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[WHISPERS]
It's okay.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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So your girlfriend
is a farter?
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No. She's not a-- What you said.
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A farter.
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Could we not use that term?
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Oh, you mean the term farter?
Yes.
258
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,220
How about the term farte?
No.
259
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,555
Farte, that's not bad.
260
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,266
I mean, it has a nice
little French ring happening.
261
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,185
Yeah, it kind of classes
it up a little.
262
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,645
No. Nothing with the F word
in it, please.
263
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:20,855
Ahem.
SEAN: Jesus.
264
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,232
What's going on?
Garrity's girl is a farter.
265
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,358
Stop saying that.
266
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,110
SIDNEY:
What do you expect, kiddo?
267
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,778
You are to keep
this to yourself,
268
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,322
not blab it to all your friends.
269
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,907
Where is your sense of shame?
270
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,409
Here's the thing.
I wanna keep seeing this chick.
271
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,785
She's really cool and funny
272
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,330
and she's like the most
beautiful woman I've seen.
273
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,873
She better be
on par with Gisele
274
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,209
if you're gonna
suffer through that funky ass.
275
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,543
Mike?
MIKE: What?
276
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,754
Will you please tell these
assholes how hot she is?
277
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,131
Yeah, guys, I mean,
she's pretty smoking.
278
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,466
Thank you.
279
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,511
Yeah, and apparently
she's also a, uh, fartress.
280
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,970
[ALL LAUGH]
281
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,472
Hey, fartress.
I saw that movie.
282
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,140
Christopher Lambert
was in it.
283
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,226
So let me get this straight,
if you guys break up,
284
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,894
she would be the fartress
of solitude.
285
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:00,895
SHAWN:
Nice.
286
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,522
Would you knock it off,
please?
287
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,773
I'm being serious here.
288
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,399
What do you want,
advice from us?
289
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,943
Yes. I don't know why
I talk you guys.
290
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:07,944
LOU:
Mikey!
291
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,362
SEAN:
This is a serious problem.
292
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:10,446
I come to my friends and--
293
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,405
ALL:
Yay!
294
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,406
SEAN:
That's great.
295
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,408
MAN: Whoo!
MAN1: Ha, ha.
296
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,577
SEAN:
That's amazing. All right.
297
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,662
[SIREN BLARING]
298
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:18,913
FEMALE VOICE:
Engine.
299
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,624
[SIREN WAILING]
300
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,209
SHAWN:
Yo, Lou, what's the good word?
301
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,752
Someone reported a gas leak.
302
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,213
Oh, shit, we going over to
Garrity's girlfriend's place?
303
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,756
Very funny, Black Shawn.
304
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,007
We're only blocks away,
305
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,217
you picking up her scent yet?
306
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,427
Okay, hilarious,
dick bags.
307
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:34,804
You know what, odds are
308
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,639
it's probably
paranoid yuppie assholes
309
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,391
smelling the gas
from their pilot light.
310
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,768
Yep, goddamn yuppies.
You gotta love them.
311
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,770
Hey, we should bring
Garrity's girlfriend by,
312
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,772
let them know what a real
gas leak smells like.
313
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,524
I don't know why
I tell you guys anything.
314
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,858
[LAUGHS]
315
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,613
Hello?
316
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323
It doesn't smell
much like gas in here.
317
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,449
And he's the authority.
318
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,450
Okay.
319
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,744
TOMMY:
Hello? F.D.N.Y.
320
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,871
MIKE:
Yo. Anybody home?
321
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,750
Hey, hey, buddy,
didn't you hear us knock?
322
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:08,671
SEAN:
Hey.
323
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,176
Hello? Hel...
324
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,432
Oh, shit.
325
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,434
MIKE:
How long do you think
they've been here?
326
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,394
Long enough.
327
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,605
Check their pulses,
will you, Mike?
328
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,107
They're dead, Lou.
I got it.
329
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,942
Go down and check the boiler
then, will you?
330
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,528
Guys, let's open
some windows in here.
331
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,138
Nothing.
332
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,729
[ALL GASP]
333
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,063
What are you doing?
334
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,440
Oh, God.
What time is it?
335
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,275
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh.
336
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,069
Get out of my room.
337
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,200
Okay, jeez.
338
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,288
[BOTH MOANING]
339
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,753
Oh, God.
340
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:21,340
Oh, Jesus.
341
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:22,842
I didn't think
it could get better.
342
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,051
Heh, and yet it did.
343
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,012
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
344
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,764
[GROANS]
345
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,233
You want a hit?
346
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,151
No, thanks, I'm good.
347
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,862
[GRUNTS]
348
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,994
You see all that grass
out front?
349
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:52,621
Just like Central Park
without the taxis, horse shit,
350
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:53,664
and homeless people.
351
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:54,665
Wow.
352
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:55,708
[WHISTLES]
353
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,043
Look at this view.
Holy shit stink.
354
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,086
[ALL CHUCKLE]
355
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,921
Sheila.
356
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,425
So I-I was thinking maybe
like the altar over here.
357
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,718
Right, right, right.
358
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,845
Col?
359
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,347
Honey, what's the matter?
360
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,266
[CHUCKLES]
361
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,810
Um, it's just
362
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,688
this is so beautiful
and so expensive.
363
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,107
Okay, I can't have you
pay for this.
364
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,443
Oh, honey,
money is not a problem.
365
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:23,944
How can you say that?
366
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,155
I mean, with all you have
on your plate with Damian.
367
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,824
Listen,
I may not be a financial...
368
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,076
Pfft-pfft!
369
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,995
Oh.
370
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,166
I may not be
a financial wizard,
371
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,710
but my business manager is.
372
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,211
[CHUCKLES]
373
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,882
And I'm not going to be throwing
away any more cabbage
374
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,092
on miracle cures for Damian.
375
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:53,974
I've had to accept that
and him as he is.
376
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,559
And, you know,
it breaks my heart
377
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,939
that I'm never going to be able
to give him a wedding.
378
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:04,526
But that is why you have got to
accept this gift on his behalf.
379
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:08,739
But I mean, it's just so hard,
Aunt Sheila,
380
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,660
because it just-- I mean,
this does not feel like us.
381
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:18,290
It's so-- So peaceful, so--
So polished, so classy.
382
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,917
So, un-Gavin, heh.
383
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,585
Hmm.
384
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:23,462
Put an open bar
and a dance floor over there,
385
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,048
it's going to get plenty Gavin,
plenty quick.
386
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,759
Now, sit down with me
for a sec.
387
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,221
[GROANS]
Oh, yeah.
388
00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:34,598
Give me your hand.
389
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,644
I want this for you.
390
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,730
And your Uncle Jimmy
would want this for you.
391
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,190
You want to know why?
392
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:49,655
Because marriage
is really hard.
393
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,827
And you are going to want
this one day
394
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,705
to look back on and remember
how happy you were
395
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:01,333
and hoped you
always would be.
396
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,211
And then you try to be
that happy all over again.
397
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,504
And that works?
398
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,508
What the hell do I know?
I had my reception at the VFW,
399
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,011
but it sounds like it works.
400
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,179
[LAUGHS]
401
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,556
You're the best,
Aunt Sheila.
402
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,559
I know I am.
403
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,310
We cool?
404
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,146
Oh, we cool.
405
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,522
[LAUGHS]
406
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:26,066
[GRUNTING]
407
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,866
Hey.
Hey.
408
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,034
Do me a favor, would you?
409
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,744
I got this thing
in the middle of my back.
410
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,078
I'm not sure if it's a boil
411
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:42,374
or one of those really huge
like volcano-sized zits.
412
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,209
I mean, I think this thing
should be listed
413
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,378
on some kind of geological
survey somewhere,
414
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:47,880
but I can't quite see it.
415
00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,090
Do me a favor, just look
and tell me what it is.
416
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,133
No.
417
00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:52,968
Come on,
you're my best friend.
418
00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,511
All right, lift your shirt up
quick.
419
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,055
ow!
420
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:58,932
Oh, holy shit.
421
00:25:59,224 --> 00:25:59,933
What? Boil?
422
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,603
Tumor.
Serious?
423
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,938
Its gonna involve
pus at some point.
424
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,607
And probably some lancing.
425
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,609
Oh, thank you.
426
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:09,777
Phew.
427
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,904
Hey, uh, listen,
on the best friend front?
428
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,155
Yeah, I'm not blowing you.
429
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,907
Okay. That's why
we're never going to get
430
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,241
our own reality show.
Hm.
431
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,912
[, uh, I wrote some letters.
432
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,165
Uh-oh.
433
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:25,125
Uh-oh?
Yeah.
434
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,503
Did you, um,
write them in crayon?
435
00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,880
No, I carved them in stone.
436
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:30,964
Ha, that's really funny,
437
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,508
but the last time you
wrote letters,
438
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,842
they were to the mayor's office
439
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:35,385
when they shut down
the firehouses.
440
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,930
And because
of your drunken pigeon scrawl,
441
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,139
you caused a lot of confusion
442
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,225
because every time
you wrote the word truck,
443
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,226
they thought it was...
444
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:43,644
I know what
they thought it was.
445
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,312
This is different.
446
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,357
I took my time,
make sure they were legible.
447
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:49,983
Uh-huh.
448
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,277
Listen, I kind of took
449
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,988
what Feinberg was saying
the other day to heart about,
450
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,326
you know, what some of the guys
did on 9/11,
451
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,662
writing notes
to their families
452
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:05,457
before they jumped in their rigs
to go down-- Go down there.
453
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,543
So I just thought maybe
I'd, you know,
454
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,379
let Janet and the kids know,
you know,
455
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:11,880
my...
456
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,926
How I felt about them,
you know,
457
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,428
so that if I don't come home
from work one night,
458
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,181
they have something that tells
them forever how I, you know...
459
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,727
And who better than
my best friend,
460
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,230
you know, somebody I--
The only person on this planet
461
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,231
I trust implicitly,
462
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:32,025
I want you
to be in charge of those.
463
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,069
And there's also one in there
for the new kid
464
00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,030
in case I, uh, get killed
in the line of duty
465
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,950
before he or she arrives.
466
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,619
Did you, uh, type them?
467
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,872
Heh, yeah, I typed them.
468
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,999
Who do you know
that has a typewriter?
469
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,459
A computer
is a typewriter, Tom.
470
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:53,881
I know, I know, you're still
trying to deal with the concept
471
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,466
of a disposable lighter.
472
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,552
Um, let me ask you
a question.
473
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,179
You want me to give these
a proofread
474
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,806
so that, you know,
Katy doesn't spend two days
475
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,475
trying to figure out why her dad
told her to go truck herself?
476
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,186
No, okay?
477
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,478
I just said they're private.
478
00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:11,190
They're, you know...
Do not read them.
479
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,941
I won't.
I will not read them.
480
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,235
Or these.
481
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,362
Jesus Christ,
how many are there?
482
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:18,614
I wrote one to Sheila
483
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,199
'cause she's pissed
at me right now.
484
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,575
Okay.
And Damian.
485
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:22,951
Okay.
486
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,370
And Mickey and Teddy.
487
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,413
Okay.
488
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:27,998
And Maggie
and my cousin Eddie
489
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:31,293
and my brother Timo
and my sister Rosemary
490
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:34,671
and Needles and, uh,
you know, each one of the guys.
491
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,049
But nobody reads anything.
492
00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,175
How am I going to read them?
493
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:40,010
What do I have a week
at the beach free?
494
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,637
Jesus.
495
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,473
All right, well,
just nobody reads these.
496
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,058
Nobody reads them.
You got it.
497
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,893
Okay.
498
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,269
All right, so we're clear.
499
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,729
Yes.
500
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,192
Safe and sound.
501
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:56,276
Appreciate it.
502
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:57,778
No problem.
503
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:24,888
TOMMY:
Dear Lou,
504
00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,515
I'm not around anymore,
505
00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,392
so knowing
that might be the case,
506
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,143
I wanted to take the time
to tell you
507
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:31,853
how I really feel
about you,
508
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,897
not only
as a lifelong friend,
509
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,942
but as the guardian
of my beloved children.
510
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,194
You fat,
undisciplined piece of shit.
511
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,363
Couldn't wait to get
your hands on this, could you?
512
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:42,739
I'm still alive
and kicking
513
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:44,241
and you're already
reading this?
514
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,243
I wouldn't trust you
to pick up my dry cleaning,
515
00:29:46,535 --> 00:29:47,744
never mind watch my kids.
516
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,289
Do not even try to act like
you never read this.
517
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,000
And stay away from the stash
of red velvet cupcakes
518
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,168
I have hidden under my bed
in the bunk room.
519
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,586
I got them for Janet.
520
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,297
She's been talking about them
for days.
521
00:29:58,588 --> 00:29:59,631
Can't keep them in the house
522
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,717
because the kids will--
What am I talking about?
523
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,719
You're not even reading this
anymore, are you?
524
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,430
[DOOR SHUTS]
Ugh, asshole.
525
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,028
[GRUNTS]
526
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,575
Hi.
I didn't eat any.
527
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,410
No, you didn't have time
to eat any, did you?
528
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,329
Unbelievable.
You were parked under my bunk
529
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,040
like a motor head stuck
under a '67 Ford Mustang.
530
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,917
I-- You know what?
You can't be trusted.
531
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,418
I knew you wouldn't keep
a promise.
532
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003
You're not
on any goddamn diet.
533
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,004
Bullshit, Tom.
534
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,089
Let me show you something.
535
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,298
Know those cooking classes
536
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,424
I'm taking up at school,
537
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,176
which is actually
a culinary institute?
538
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:27,677
Oh, really?
It's an institute?
539
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,304
They happen to give out
report cards.
540
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:32,182
And you know what? Look at that,
straight goddamn A's.
541
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:35,477
And, meanwhile, you run
to my bed digging out cupcakes?
542
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,604
I should have known this whole
thing was a trap.
543
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,189
A creepy ass Tommy Gavin,
544
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:41,525
Stephen King, 9/11 nightmare.
545
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,652
Yeah.
Why don't you just shut up, Tom?
546
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:46,488
For the love of God, will you
just shut your goddamn mouth?
547
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:52,994
I am so sick and tired
of you and this 9/11 bullshit.
548
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:59,501
We lost 343 guys that day, Tom,
officially.
549
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,670
Officially.
550
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,213
But let's be honest.
551
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,424
Look at the two of us.
552
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,093
I got a hole inside of me the
size of that crater downtown
553
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,469
I've been filling up
with food.
554
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,929
You got a hole inside
of you too,
555
00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,306
you've been filling with booze.
I haven't had a drink--
556
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,307
Shh, shh.
557
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:15,600
I have not had a drink--
Shh.
558
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,144
What are you gonna tell me,
Tom?
559
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,186
That that bottle of vodka
560
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:19,354
I saw in your truck
561
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:20,814
coming in here today is cologne?
562
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,860
You've been walking around
like a dry drunk for days
563
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,445
on end around the joint.
564
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,114
Writing letters
and preparing yourself to die.
565
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,908
I got news for you, pal,
you're already dead.
566
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,578
And I am too.
567
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,246
We're both walking dead men.
568
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,999
We're zombies, Tom.
569
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,919
Forget about 343.
570
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,130
You add in all the other guys
in all the other houses
571
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,048
and all of the brain cells
that we've killed
572
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,301
and all the marriages
that we've destroyed.
573
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,805
All the kids whose dads have
that blank stare on their face
574
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,891
for the past decade.
575
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,853
And all those zombies still
riding around on their rigs
576
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:02,063
for ten years, Tom,
ten years,
577
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,317
trying to fill in the holes
inside of them.
578
00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:07,277
Three hundred
and forty three.
579
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:09,779
That number
ain't even close.
580
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:14,951
So do what you got to do,
Tom.
581
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,620
Go downtown.
582
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:20,999
Bury yourself in that hole
and make it official.
583
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,792
Make it 344.
584
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,214
Just for God sakes,
just get it over with, Tom,
585
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,341
so the rest of us
can go back
586
00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:33,261
to leading our quiet
little zombie lives.
587
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,529
Tom?
588
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:51,780
[SIGHS]
589
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,408
Tom.
590
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,161
Tommy!
591
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,374
Oh, no.
592
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,125
No, you don't.
593
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,798
[THUDDING]
594
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,007
What the hell are you doing?
595
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,217
We're just stretching.
596
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,343
MIKE:
Nothing.
597
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:14,761
Hey, Frankie?
598
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,266
What's his problem?
599
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,476
Beats me.
600
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:24,354
What?
What?
601
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:26,982
Hey, you forgot your cupcakes,
asshole.
602
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,901
Something to wash down
your vodka with.
603
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,903
Scumbag.
604
00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:33,113
Lou?
605
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:34,823
Are you standing here
in broad daylight
606
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,075
with cupcakes after
all the arguments we've had?
607
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,743
What's all the racket about?
608
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:41,329
Well, uh, apparently,
Tommy's fallen off the wagon
609
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:42,914
and Lou is back
on the chuck wagon.
610
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:43,915
That's what it's about.
611
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,709
What?
612
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,043
These are Tommy's.
613
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:50,171
Well, hello, Tommy's
fix is booze, not donuts.
614
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:51,756
Lou?
615
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:52,841
Yeah?
616
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,718
Did my vacation time
clear yet?
617
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:55,885
What are you talking about?
618
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,387
My honeymoon.
619
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,223
Remember? I gave you
the papers over two weeks ago?
620
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,350
Come on, man, please,
do not tell me you didn't...
621
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:03,476
Classic.
It's classic.
622
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,603
Hey, shut up, you.
623
00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,021
All right?
I remember.
624
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,440
What the hell do you want to
go to Mexico for anyway?
625
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:10,942
So he can be the tallest guy
in the room for a change.
626
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:16,656
Listen, Lou, all right,
flights are booked.
627
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,907
We leave in one week,
628
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:20,410
one week after the wedding.
Really simple, man.
629
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,703
I don't know
what to tell you.
630
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,580
Tell me you're gonna
put down the cupcakes--
631
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,832
I'll put down the goddamn
cupcakes, all right?
632
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,418
You guys have been riding me
about that shit for so long
633
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,253
and I went and I took
some classes, okay?
634
00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:32,380
Learn how to eat healthier,
cook healthier.
635
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:33,548
You want to know something?
636
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,633
I got my report card today
637
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,843
and got straight A's,
all right?
638
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,804
Magna Cum Laude.
So suck it.
639
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,222
Okay, Skinny
Minnie.
640
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,974
How much weight
have you lost so far?
641
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:44,643
It's a process.
642
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:45,894
It's a process.
643
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:47,228
All right, all right,
come on.
644
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,438
SHAWN:
Holy shit!
645
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:49,439
Wait.
646
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,941
Advanced cupcake,
Aplus.
647
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,235
Donuts of the world,
Aplus.
648
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:57,197
Holy Cannoli, A plus.
649
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,741
Cookies unlimited,
Aplus.
650
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:03,161
Mastering mousse,
B minus.
651
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,204
I ate my final project.
652
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:05,622
You know what?
We're over you.
653
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:07,332
We're over you, all right,
Lou, enough.
654
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:10,001
I know you're upset. He forgot
to file some papers, all right.
655
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,378
This is not the end
of the world.
656
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,671
Yeah, chief, but come on,
657
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:13,922
pile this on top of other crap,
658
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,840
it's like looking at a mountain
of bullshit.
659
00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:16,841
Let's be honest.
660
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,009
This is definitely the straw
661
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,387
that broke
the Puerto Rican's back.
662
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,556
You think you can do better?
Huh, hotshot?
663
00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,433
You can do better
running this place than 1?
664
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,435
Wading through
all the bureaucratic bullshit
665
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:28,937
that I have to do
all the paperwork,
666
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,563
all the legal wrangling?
667
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:32,065
You think you can do
better than me?
668
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,109
If I don't have to bake cupcakes
at the same time,
669
00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:35,276
yeah, it should be good.
670
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,611
[BOTH SCOFFING]
671
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,279
Oh, I would love
to give you the keys
672
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:39,614
to the kingdom
for a few days.
673
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,157
Chief,
is that all right with you?
674
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,159
[SIGHS]
675
00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,869
Five days.
Oh, chief!
676
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,080
Quiet. You're acting
lieutenant for five days.
677
00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,541
However, all decisions must run
through me, understand?
678
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,959
Cool.
This will be good for you.
679
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,877
You gonna see what it's like.
I agree.
680
00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:55,922
Twenty, 40, 60. I got
60 bucks on my man Franco.
681
00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,424
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
682
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,842
I got 20 on Franc.
Sorry, man.
683
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,510
I hate to take money
from children,
684
00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,178
I have a C note on Lou.
685
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,972
Keys to the kingdom.
686
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,807
May the best man win.
687
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,559
Thank you, firefighter chef.
688
00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:08,977
Yeah, firefighter chef.
689
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:09,978
I got twenty on Franco.
690
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,938
No, no, no, no.
No, you don't.
691
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,150
NEEDLES:
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
692
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,359
What?
693
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,944
You got a little something
on your...
694
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,529
You got it.
695
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,656
[LAUGHS]
696
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,286
[SIGHS]
697
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,706
Yeah.
698
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,593
Shit.
699
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:05,700
[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
700
00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:13,958
[TURNS CAR OFF]
701
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:24,511
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
702
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,560
[DISTANT RUMBLING]
703
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,359
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
704
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,613
[COUGHING]
[SIRENS WALING]
705
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,872
[PANTING]
706
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,376
[EXPLOSIONS]
707
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,614
[GASPS]
708
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,548
Hey, you got a dollar?
709
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,175
Uh...
710
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:48,011
Hey, man, you all right?
711
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,722
Yeah.
712
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:51,806
[CLEARS THROAT]
713
00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:53,182
Yeah.
714
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:02,775
There you go.
715
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:05,320
This shit real?
716
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,946
Oh, yeah.
717
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,448
It's real.
718
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,138
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