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Why

am I always getting stuck?

This is gonna be rare.

There you are.

What?

Come with me.

Wait, I'm just... I'm just... You're not stuck.

Where are we going?

Just follow me.

Oh, that doesn't look so creepy.

Oh, baby.

How did you just walk through and have their disappearing so sick?

Because I do it like a thousand times.

Where am I?

What am I doing here?

You have to find the milk glue and fuck Luke, okay?

Okay.

It's somewhere in the house and you need it to get home.

Plus, you need to fuck Luke.

Okay, got it.

Fuck Luke, find Luke.

Milk glue.

Milk glue, got it.

Okay.

Wait, what the hell is milk glue?

It's what you need to find and you have the fuck Luke.

Right, okay, but see the thing is, I get stuck

like a lot, so that might be a sticky situation.

Got it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, just do as I say, and my Luke won't destroy the multi-milfers.

Okay, sounds good.

Now, check the sink first.

Okay, now?

Yes, now.

Okay, okay, okay.

Just do what I say.

Why is the milk glue and how am I supposed to know what it looks like?

By the sink.

Why did she do this to me?

Milk glue.

I mean, is this supposed to just say, milk glue on it?

Okay, she said I was here, but...

You've got to be kidding me.

Okay.

This is a bad idea.

For more I come from, these are the situations

that get you in a very sticky, stuck, predicament.

This universe is different, so maybe I won't be the same.

Here goes nothing.

Oh, I can feel it.

Oh, I knew this would happen.

Okay.

You had one mission, Nicky and Phil.

Wait a second.

If this is like my universe and y'all have our doppelgangers.

Look, look here!

Honey!

Come on, fucker!

Boo!

Oh, what's that?

You step, Mom?

Oh.

What the heck's going on?

Hi, honey.

I just...

I'm a little stuck.

I'm a little confused.

You left.

Remember you got pregnant and you left with...

What are you doing back here?

It's complicated, but short version of the story goes...

I came from another universe and your step on Corey told me that I had to go on this

mission and I just have to retrieve the milk glue and here I am.

So now I'm stuck.

What?

What?

Oh, wait.

How do you know about my experiment?

So, wait, what?

Oh, nothing.

You're stuck?

Yeah.

Help me get out of this thing.

I'll explain what I can after.

How did you end up here with your robe on?

That's kind of weird.

Like I said, it's pretty complicated yet.

Okay, so...

I tried that.

Try doing it coming behind.

Come on.

Did you do it harder?

Okay, it's not working.

I'm looking at these situations.

What's that?

Um, underwears?

Maybe.

Okay, maybe.

Yes!

Grab onto them.

Wrap it around your hand and pull.

Okay, ready?

Like a rubber band.

One, two...

No, that's a major wedgie.

Okay, let me help you out there.

Just take them off.

I'm just stuck in my ass.

Okay.

Over here.

Okay, ready?

And on the count of three.

One, two, three!

You know, maybe we need like a... Like a suction for a suction.

Does that make sense?

Kind of like...

You know, if you plug me, I can unplug the sink.

Does that make sense?

It sounds like a lot of sense.

Let me take... Maybe this is like... Yeah.

I might not be gripping you in the right place.

Yeah, so scrub isn't exactly...

I'm going to take it out of this hand, but I kind of can't.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, so that's all.

Two... Look, you're not pulling hard enough.

Okay.

This is frustrating.

There's... you have too much slippery pulls on there.

Just slipping and sliding.

Okay.

I don't get this.

Just go through it.

I'm stuck.

Like, stuck, stuck.

Bend over a little bit.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Appreciate the admiration.

Kind of need to get... Ow!

Wow.

Okay.

Maybe... Maybe, um... Oh, maybe I should have left her something through the...

Damn, portal.

One more time, okay?

Okay.

Let's spread your legs and I'll get it deep.

Okay.

Ready?

And...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Whoa!

Look at this universe thicker.

Yeah, that's it.

Keep... Pulling and pushing in and, I mean, out.

And...

That is very distracting.

Keep trying.

Keep going.

Is it to stop?

Come on.

Move it.

Pull this too.

Don't make it roll.

Oh, fuck my roll at this point.

Mmm.

I have to say, I don't mind being stuck a little bit in this universe.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

You're really not thrusting hard enough.

Trying.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, there you go.

Okay, let's help him.

Fuck.

Come on.

That's it.

I am.

I think I'm... I think you should just keep going just like that.

I'm.

I'm.

Oh, yes, that's it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, I might have not gotten it out, but I fucking came all over here.

Oh, wait a minute.

I think you get unstuck when your orgasm may be.

I'm gonna try to pull.

Oh!

Oh!

Wait!

How did you know that trick?

That's part of my experiment.

Your experiment?

It's the milk food experiment.

Oh!

Love glue, you say.

Hmm.

Well then.

I... I think this just got a little less complicated.

And as well, I'm enjoying being semi-stuck in this universe.

Right there.

Um.

Hmm.

I'm going to have to think here.

Ooh, stop I'm crying.

Are you about to come?

You know, it's okay to come in me.

At least this version of me.

My version is pregnant, so.

Oh, that's a shame.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Look at the fucking call going on.

It looks like you're going to really need your balls empty.

The version of me sucks here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck your strip, Mommy.

Oh, no matter what universe she's from.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, it's okay.

I'm pretty sure I can't get knocked up when I'm a multiverse jumping.

I hope not.

No.

Where's this version of your step on core?

You have some words to exchange with her.

I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while.

She's like jumping all over the place.

Great.

Well, hopefully this universe is still a coffee.

Don't answer that.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

I'll find you in a bit.

Around two, three, and four.

You do do that in this universe, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh, good.

I'm so hard to talk.

Well, it looks like the Luke in this universe doesn't make his bed either.

I don't make it for him.

Maybe the love goes somewhere in here though.

Is this...?

No, it's just bundled up.

It covers.

Well, I just want to entertain myself with something.

Oh, okay.

You're all right.

It's gonna be the same no matter how many universes.

I jumped through.

These are tight.

Someone must drive them in high.

Push this down.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

I'm not even in my own universe anymore.

How do I keep getting stuck?

Good.

Damn it.

Okay.

This is getting old.

One, two.

Okay.

That's pointless.

Luke!

I'm stuck again.

Hey, stepmom.

Hey, what are you doing in my bed?

Well, I was making it because apparently no matter what universe I get thrown into,

you don't make your bed either.

Are you really stuck so I can do this or not?

Yeah, that's tough, Luke.

I'm serious.

Get me out.

I have to find this fucking milk, Luke.

You still haven't found it?

No.

Hence why I'm still here.

I'm guessing that's when I take it out.

Maybe it opens up a portal of some sort.

I don't know.

What does thing I keep getting?

Like you keep coming back, but you're different every time.

It's changing.

Are you seriously making your bed stop getting out of this thing?

Let me try this.

One, two.

You're giving me a frontal wedgie now.

Okay.

Let me try.

Let me get these little girls out of here.

Maybe we should just...

No!

Does it look better?

No.

Okay.

Ready?

One, two, three.

No!

You think we're supposed to wait for three?

Oh, sorry.

I mean, let me just take them off.

Not very good with these.

Okay.

Okay.

No.

Okay, we'll give it a closer.

All right.

Ready now.

Oh, do I need a minute?

Grip on nice and hard.

Okay.

Wait a second.

Let me get reposition here.

Okay.

Two.

No.

That's not working.

Try to shimmy it, you know?

Okay.

Is that helping?

No, not really.

This is not working.

Okay.

Maybe let's try what we did in the kitchen.

Okay.

Oh, can we go lower, maybe?

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

That's it.

Oh, there we go.

Is that helping?

Maybe if I work up a sweat, I can slip my hands out.

I'm enjoying it while I'm waiting.

I mean, I can feel my fingers wiggling, but that's about it.

Maybe a little bit more.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, that's it.

Maybe if these are out.

There we go.

All right.

Oh.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, that's it.

Come on.

I know you can do it in the luke of mine.

You can always get it in and out.

Oh, so easily.

Oh, that's it.

Keep going.

Oh, yeah, yeah, my hands.

No, maybe you should keep going.

We made it all good.

Oh, right there.

Yeah.

Yeah, you just have to go a little harder.

Oh, it looks right there.

Oh, I think I feel some of my fingers wiggling around in there.

That's it.

Crip on and pull.

Ready?

One, two.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sure it is.

I'm about to fucking come.

Don't kick him.

You'll come out there.

Come out.

Come out.

Get it.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe if we both come at the same time.

Okay, ready?

Ready?

Okay, you gotta do a nice run.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Theoret comes.

Yeah.

Oh... Oh!

You're free.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

You wanna work it up every time?

Should I keep going?

Yes, you should.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, fuck me.

Like I'm still stuck.

Oh, fuck.

I don't know what happens if I come a second time.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Look over there.

I don't want to try something.

How about, how about you put your, like this, in the bed, and we'll just like

play stuck and see if you actually get stuck.

And so like a bit.

Yeah.

Okay.

You're not stuck, are you?

Okay.

Look, you did that on purpose.

I was just testing a theory.

Oh, well, theory proved.

Oh, what a shame.

I guess I'm just going to have to come again to get unstuck.

Oh, yes.

I have to say, I think I like being stuck in this predicament.

Oh, and I like this position being stuck.

I can hold on to the bed.

Oh, you're proud.

That's stuck, I see.

You wouldn't happen to know where the milk bill is, right?

Not hiding that from me.

That is a secret.

Oh, maybe coming on your cockle loover again.

I would persuade you to tell me.

Give me a clue.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, come on, you fucking cock.

Oh, you're so crazy.

You fucking cock, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

I think I can get used to this universe.

Oh, but my lookie put must be missing me so much.

But this lookie put is in need of stuff, not me.

Oh, that's there.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Look at you.

Empty now.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Are you sure I'm looking at your pregnant?

No, I think if my theory is right... I feel the cells and atoms would be

diminishes as soon as I jump through any sort of portal.

I'm not sure if you can get interdimensionally pregnant.

Yeah, neither can I, but kind of curious.

Oh, sorry.

The drippings are coming.

It's not even Thanksgiving.

I do have a secret for you.

What's that?

Take a look on the dinner table.

I think that's where I left the prototype.

So you knew this entire time?

I wasn't sure what you're looking for.

I just didn't know if you're serious because that is my experiment.

I put a lot of time into it.

Well, I'll tell you what.

An exchange for the orgasms.

I say we're even.

Any other secrets I should know about?

I guess savor for the next time I need to take something from you.

Okay.

This isn't a trick, is it?

I don't even know why you're here because it's

like working on experimenting with the world.

What did you say?

Nothing.

I'll see you in the kitchen.

Say something about a swirl.

I get really dizzy.

Never mind.

Okay.

There's such a weird little version.

Damn thing.

Let's see.

Milk glue.

Oh, my work's on milk.

It's just for the... Okay, well, I'm not a milk.

I'm a step-mom.

This is just like an old wives tale thing concoction scheme, right?

I invent it, put a pretty sticker on it, put it all over TV, and just like that,

I'm going to prove that it...

No, I can't be.

I'm just... You have got to be kidding me.

I'm not even a fucking milk.

I'm a step-mom.

Great.

Oh,

I don't want to get it stuck to my face.

I'm pretty sure... Oh, should have read that first.

Caution only works on milk.

But I'm not!

No!

Third time's a charm.

I forgot

to wear panties.

I know I'm standing a little extra crazy.

Oh, my gosh.

Mother!

Fuck her!

What the hell is going on here?

What's going on?

I can't get my hands unstuck from this milk glue, which I thought wasn't going to work.

I'm not a milk.

I'm a step-mom.

It works.

It's not funny.

I'll just stand there and laugh.

Well, I needed a milk to try it out with, and I guess that means you're a milk.

This was you?

I told you it's my invention.

I thought you were just clean, one of those, you know.

Dumb kick.

Yeah, no, I'm stuck.

I'm not the other thing.

I can't even wiggle my fingers out.

Try it.

Don't rip my dress.

So I can pretty much do whatever I want.

Ha, ha, ha.

I don't think too much of an advantage, although I don't mind.

I want you to put your foot back up there and see if you can use the leverage.

I tried that.

Nothing's really working here.

Nothing.

Nothing.

No.

This is useless.

Don't you have, I don't know, something to counter the adhesive.

Oh, my gosh.

Probably not.

Come on, let's just do our usual.

See if it comes out.

Don't you get a little bit wider?

Oh, I don't want to stand there.

Oh, that's much better to bear, at least.

Oh, I think they're wiggling.

Keep going.

Nope, not yet.

No, I mean, they're just kind of moving in place.

Oh, at least I can enjoy this while you're attempting to.

Oh, maybe I get sweaty palms like I did on the bed.

That's it.

Yeah, but this time you're not getting stuck.

They're using my milk glue.

That's true.

Good.

Damn it.

At least I can enjoy your cock.

Oh, it's stuck.

Really stuck.

This is worse than being stuck in something.

Because, I mean, usually because, you know, it's better.

No, nothing.

I see you.

Where have you been?

Oh, um, I got caught doing a thing in another universe.

Never mind.

Just get me unstuck.

Okay.

We'll go around a little bit.

Fucker.

There you go.

Slide it around.

Oh!

Wait, perfect.

Oh, forward to the cap.

More.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, but right there.

Let's see.

Actually brilliant.

What's in your pocket?

Nothing.

Well, you know, not to be rude or anything, but I was in the middle of something.

You know, well, um, you were insistent on wanting to go back.

Are you wanting to go back?

Or would you prefer to stay here?

Well, you know, we just had a little unfinished business.

So, you could just give me a few minutes.

Um, I like to...

Well, the whole thing is that he needs to come on your

face for you to be able to go back to your universe.

I thought the whole milf-glue thing was gonna set me back.

I figured I'd had a few more minutes before I moved into some math.

See, I just barely knew to find it while I was out doing some other things.

You set me on this mission because you need it.

Okay.

You know what?

Happy to have helped.

Um, so come on the face and then we'll be going away.

Are you sure about that?

Or is that just another one of your experiments and your theories?

Well, if you want to test out that theory, like you test out the milf-glue,

I just asked you to find it.

Not use it.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're kind of right.

Oh, gosh.

So, come on, let's use test out theory and we're going to do it.

No problem testing it out.

Oh, don't think you're gonna come right now.

Ew.

Ew.

So, unfinished.

There's no snow down there.

Oh, yes.

You know, coming husband, getting me out of these sticky predicaments.

Yeah, and it'll get you out of this one.

As soon as you put all your sticky stuff all over my face.

That's sticky goodness.

I wonder if we bottle that up and throw it into another universe or what happened.

But you know what, um, we move this along.

We've got other places to be.

Seems your step on core is impatient in all universes.

Hey, careful swinging that thing around.

Oh, okay.

Yes, I do.

That's how I got here in the first place.

Oh, that's right.

Sending.

I mean, we have, um, one of our little Russians.

Although I have to say I didn't mind too much.

We've even had fun.

Oh, maybe you should have left me an issue.

You really want to leave.

I'll just take the...

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, I'm on my way.

Oh, no, no, no.

I am not that sticky goodness all over my face.

I can walk in the back a couple of years later.

No.

That's a different experiment.

Let's take you clean.

I want to come on the first cup before I have to go.

Yes, yes, that's it.

Oh, just roll that clock in.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

That's the cup, not you.

Oh, that's right.

Here's my whole sweetheart.

Get what you need to empty out those balloons.

What she goes down on the chair, let's try that.

Okay, to ruin this party, but Luke, I have left something in the other

universe that I need to really go back and fix.

He could like maybe speed up the process a little bit.

Oh, he's about work, work, work, work, work, work, isn't it?

I'm going to take a vacation.

You should really give up.

Oh, I'm taking a vacation.

Oh, maybe, you know, you're getting all the goodies and the other universes.

My guy.

I have my special, please.

I'm sure you do.

I have one in particular, I really like to enjoy frequently, every single morning.

Oh, wow.

No, it is my special place.

I'm not going to take you there.

Oh my gosh.

Where'd she go?

Oh, gosh, she just sneak up out of nowhere, huh?

Oh, fuck.

You really should try this sometime.

You don't mind me taking this prototype, do you?

Yeah, it's just, I got another one.

I figured.

You're just full of surprises, huh?

Also, I might be tweaking it a little bit.

If you don't mind, Luke.

I mean, great.

Your other Luke will be tweaking it.

Oh, I can't even consider what you're saying.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

I can't wait for you to empty all those fucking balls onto my face.

Fuck.

Congress, I am a mouth.

Mouth.

Mouth.

I'm not too bad.

You do realize that being a step-thunk makes you a mill.

No.

Are you going to step-mom to sneak me a step-mom?

Right?

See, the whole acronym.

Milk.

Milk, I would like.

Or mom, I would like to fuck, right?

So, if you're a step-mom, you're still technically

a step-mother or a mother to something.

So, you're still a mom.

Oh, fuck.

I'm being a step-mom in this universe is fucking amazing.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, I can feel you pulsating.

Fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, he's going post-tape.

He's going post-tape.

Oh.

Oh.

It's almost a minute.

Well,

let's make sure we don't, uh, mix it up, huh?

Oh, no.

All right.

I'm getting his cocks stuck at me.

Well, that stuff actually came from a different universe,

an alter world that just didn't really work out.

Oh.

But does it feel good?

I heard it does bring ultimate pleasure.

Oh, it sure does.

Fuck.

Me.

Okay.

I think you are just trying to enjoy yourself.

You like this, Mickey?

She's pulling things out of you and freezing is a shame.

I'm going to pull it out and squirt it all over my face.

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, you're not cuck.

Oh, fuck.

I think I'm coming again.

Come on.

I'll come out of your face.

Okay.

I'm coming.

I'm fucking coming.

Oh.

I'm underneath on your own.

Oh, look at my pretty face.

Oh, look at my face.

Oh, I'm so sad after this.

Oh, they're disappearing.

I guess this is my farewell.

What am I doing this again?

Thank you.

I should be doing this.

Ew, ew, ew.

Okay.

I'm ready.

Ready?

Let's do this.

What a little gun.

Well, that was fun.

And thank you so much for saving the multi-mill pears.

Of course.

Anytime.

So, where are you going?

I'm actually off to find a tenant run.

I'm sure you don't want to stay for a drink.

My universe has the best cocktail.

I would love to.

It's very tempting, but I have other things to do.

Maybe next time.

Maybe next time.

All right.

I hope she does come back.

I like that version of Corbin.