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Upon discovering the existence of sex,

every boy wonders one thing.

They wonder what kind of girl they'll be with for their first time.

Akira, are you up yet?

I'm up!

That was one hell of a weird dream.

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Oh, crap!

You'll be late for school if you keep spacing out.

Sorry, Sis.

Akira!

Here's your lunch.

Episode One: "Mysterious Girlfriend"

Hey!

Hey, Tsubaki!

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It's not going to rain today.

I brought it for golf!

Stand!

It's okay, just listen.

Before we begin, let me introduce a new transfer student.

You can come in.

Let go!

Her name is Urabe Mikoto-kun. Urabe Mikoto

Urabe Mikoto

Urabe, please say a few words to your new classmates.

Nice to meet you.

That really was just a few words.

Anyway, be nice to her, everyone!

Tsubaki, raise your hand!

The seat next to him is free.

That'll be your seat.

Okay.

H-Hey.

I'm Tsubaki Akira.

Feel free to ask me anything you don't know.

Sure.

She fell asleep with her face on her desk the moment class ended.

Doesn't she eat lunch?

Urabe-san!

Huh?

Urabe-san, let's eat lunch together!

I'd love to hear about your previous school!

We're classmates from now on!

So? What do you say?

Sorry, I'm really tired. Could you leave me alone?

What a weirdo.

So, by shifting the terms in the equation,

x takes the values of -1 and 1.

By substituting these into the original equation, we find that the maximum is 2 and the minimum is -2.

She's laughing?

Wh-What? Urabe, what's wrong?

Sorry, there was just something I personally found to be really funny,

and I couldn't keep in my laughter.

Personally funny?

Well, it's really personal...

so I can't explain it.

In any case, you can't just burst out laughing like that during class!

You're absolutely right.

I'll be more careful from now on.

Because of this incident, Urabe Mikoto was labeled a "weirdo" on her first day of class.

She kept sleeping through our breaks,

so nobody was able to get close to her.

Then, one day...

Damn, I forgot my lunch box.

Urabe?

She's totally hopeless.

Hey, Urabe!

Urabe! It's time to go home.

Wake up, Urabe!

What?

What?

It's already time to go home.

So you should...

Oh. It's already time to go.

U-Urabe?

Huh?

You have some drool on your chin.

Urabe's... drool...

It's sweet.

Wait, why am I licking her drool?

I've gotta get out of here.

But... I saw her eyes for the first time today.

She's pretty cute.

That night, I had a dream.

A girl I'd never seen before took me by the hand,

and we went to a strange city I didn't recognize.

But that girl was actually Urabe.

We had fun dancing together.

I could remember it clearly after I woke up,

and it remained vivid in my mind several days later.

Okay, two more laps!

Roger!

Coach! Tsubaki collapsed!

Huh? Who?

Tsubaki-kun.

He has a really bad fever.

Take him to the nurse's office right away.

Roger.

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That's it for today.

Sensei!

What is it?

Did Tsubaki stay home again today?

Yeah, his fever isn't going down.

His cold hasn't gotten any better.

It might be a while before he can come back.

How strange.

The doctor said it's just an ordinary cold.

Huh? Who could that be?

Lie back down, Akira.

Akira!

One of your classmates brought you some handouts from school!

Mind if we bring it up?

It's fine!

It's okay. Go on up!

Come in.

You're Ueno, aren't you? Just come in!

Urabe?

How are you feeling?

Oh, I still have a fever and a bit of a cough.

Where are the handouts?

Huh?

Didn't you bring some papers from school?

There was no such thing to begin with.

Tsubaki-kun.

What is it?

What you have isn't the common cold.

I know where you got it.

Two weeks ago, you woke me up at my desk, right?

You licked it, didn't you?

You licked my drool off the desk.

I won't laugh or tease you.

Just answer honestly.

Did you—

Was it sweet?

Open your mouth.

Suck on my finger.

How do you feel?

What do you mean?

Your fever.

Ah, I see.

Um... Huh?

I stopped sweating, and my fever's gone!

Tsubaki-kun, you know...

You licked my drool and swallowed it.

But that was the last you had of it.

You were going through withdrawal.

W-Withdrawal?

That's why you recovered after tasting it again.

I guess I should be going.

W-Wait a sec!

There's no way that's true!

How could I have ended up like that just from licking your drool?

That's what happened.

Then does that mean...

there's some special chemical or bacteria in your saliva...

that made me addicted to it?

What is it?

I'm sorry.

That question was just so far out there.

Tsubaki-kun.

This has nothing to do with chemicals or bacteria.

What this means...

is that you're not actually sick.

You're just...

lovesick.

My drool isn't special or anything.

Your body just ached for more of it from the girl you love.

That's the cause of your withdrawal symptoms.

The girl I love?

Back when you woke me up at my desk

and saw my eyes as I looked up,

you had a really surprised look on your face.

Tsubaki-kun.

Could that have been...

the moment you fell in love with me?

Well, now I really should be going.

Go to school tomorrow, okay?

The next day...

I went back to school.

Later, Tsubaki!

Yeah, see ya!

Urabe?

Tsubaki-kun!

Let's walk home together!

You were waiting for me?

Yeah.

See you, Urabe. I need to go this way.

Wait!

Here.

Lick it.

Wh-Why?

Tsubaki-kun, you'll go through withdrawal again if you don't lick it.

You don't want to be stuck at home with a fever, do you?

I see. So Urabe...

See you later, Tsubaki-kun-

Urabe! Is this the only reason you waited for me?

See you tomorrow!

Y-Yeah.

And the day after tomorrow, and every day after that!

Yeah.

This became our daily routine.

And at some point during those days,

I fell...

I really fell...

in love with me?

I had another dream.

Urabe and I were dancing again in that weird town.

Then when I woke up,

I decided to tell Urabe something.

See you tomorrow!

Wait!

There's something I want to tell you.

Then tell me.

I-It's just that I...

I...

I love you, so would you go out with me?

If you became my girlfriend, I'd be your boyfriend.

Well, that's obvious.

Then try to show me how much you love me.

Show you?

Prove to me with your actions that you really want me to be your girlfriend.

Prove it to you?

No. That's way too conventional.

Don't do something that anyone would do.

Make it more original.

Express it in a way that only you can!

I can't think of anything like that!

It doesn't have to be today.

I'll wait for you, no matter how long you take.

Urabe...

You'll wait, no matter how long I take?

Urabe, I got it!

This is it.

Urabe, look at this picture!

She's cute, isn't she?

What's this?

It's the girl I've had a crush on since the first year of middle school.

I haven't been able to forget her.

I've kept this picture in my wallet

so that I could look at it every now and then.

But ever since that day when I licked your drool,

I totally forgot that I even had this picture.

So, Urabe, this is how I'll prove it to you!

I don't need to hold onto old memories.

Because starting today, you're my girlfriend!

What's wrong?

I-It's because of what you just said.

When... when something makes me really happy,

saliva starts overflowing from my mouth.

Wh-Why?

I don't know. I'm just like that.

Tsubaki-kun...

are you a virgin?

So you're not?

I'm...

a virgin.

That's a relief. I am too.

Hey, Tsubaki-kun.

Do you remember when I burst out laughing on my first day of class?

Y-Yeah. I remember.

I heard someone's voice back then,

and it was so funny that I couldn't help but laugh.

Whose voice was it?

I don't know either.

But I distinctly heard a voice.

I was just spacing out, looking at you next to me,

and that voice told me...

that you're the first person I'm going to have sex with.

Since then, I've been waiting for you to tell me you love me.

Now then, I should go home.

See you tomorrow, Tsubaki-kun.

Tsubaki-kun! I'm your girlfriend from now on!

That was the day I got my first girlfriend.

Her name was Urabe Mikoto.

issho ni kaerou itsumo no basho de atte issho ni kaerou itsumo no basho de atte Let's meet at the usual place and go home together Let's meet at the usual place and go home together

yukkuri toomawari shite yukkuri toomawari shite Let's take our time going the long way Let's take our time going the long way

kokoro mo hazumu kokoro mo hazumu Walk happily and cheerfully Walk happily and cheerfully

ohaba wo awasete ohaba wo awasete Matching our paces to each other Matching our paces to each other

yuube ni nobiru kageboushi yuube ni nobiru kageboushi Our shadows stretch as the sun sets Our shadows stretch as the sun sets

sukoshi dake saki wo yuku sukoshi dake saki wo yuku As you walk a few steps ahead As you walk a few steps ahead

nekoze no kimi wa ima nekoze no kimi wa ima with your shoulders rounded with your shoulders rounded

nani wo omotteru nani wo omotteru I wonder what you're thinking I wonder what you're thinking

me wo tojite kanjite mite me wo tojite kanjite mite Close your eyes and feel it Close your eyes and feel it

houkago no yakusoku wa houkago no yakusoku wa Our after school promise Our after school promise

futari no himegoto futari no himegoto is our little secret is our little secret

higa kureru made no etosetora higa kureru made no etosetora Our little et cetera until the sun sets Our little et cetera until the sun sets

sore ja ne mata de mo ne sore ja ne mata de mo ne No matter how we try to say goodbye No matter how we try to say goodbye

kono mama ja kaerenai kono mama ja kaerenai We can't go home just yet We can't go home just yet

mahoujin kake no hibii ga mahoujin kake no hibii ga I wish that the days of I wish that the days of

tsuzukimasu you ni tsuzukimasu you ni drawing magic circles will continue drawing magic circles will continue

Episode 2: "Mysterious Bond"

Say, Urabe, what do bonds and the threads of fate look like?

I don't know what they look like, but I know how they taste.

Huh?

Tsubaki-kun, open your mouth.

O-Okay.

Next time on Mysterious Girlfriend X:

Episode Two: Mysterious Bond.

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