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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...

I told her that I like Culver.

Culver and I, being so close.

Well, then he’s a dick and he’s selfish.

Now you know what he’s like.

[moaning]

[bleep] off.

You’re not looking for, like, a serious relationship?

Because I’m not.

Now I love you even more.

Oh!

Give me a kiss.

That didn’t work.

Like, what just happened?

Do we have permission to come on, Captain?

Please.

I’m so excited to have this family on board,

because I love kids.

Oh, what’s that?

It’s a beer bong.

I got them these for Christmas.

Nice.

Good mother.

[phone rings]

Hello? What?

Oh, my ----ing God, bro.

My little brother actually got ----ing jumped

by four kids at the park.

----ing breaks my heart, you know?

[bleep], Bro, I’m sorry about that.

-Family’s everything, mate. -It is.

I’m going to send the lines off,

and myself and Harry on the back.

Okay. Are you all right with that?

Aft deck, make sure I don’t hit the pylon.

Copy that. Just be ready, Adam.

It’s about a touch.

Come on, Adam. Move the fender.

This is impossible with one person, bro.

Secure it. Secure it.

Adam.

Whoa.

-[bleep]. -Oh, sh--.

Adam, you got to get that fender in, mate.

What the [bleep] is Adam doing?

What did he say?

You got to pull this fender out.

-So move it up? -Yeah, yeah.

Adam, get that fender in.

Pull that forward there.

Here we go. I’ll hold it here.

Okay, now take all the slack out of the spring line, Adam.

What is he saying? What?

Get the spring line on.

Secure it as quick as you can.

Let’s go.

Forward spring is on.

Oh, that’s not. You got to tighten it up.

Adam, pull it.

Joao, Joao.

-Send someone up forward. -Copy.

Let me know when all lines are tight,

and I’ll take the thrusters off.

You are good to take thrusters off.

Stern and forward are secure.

Taking our thrusters off now.

-Well done, bud. -Yeah, you too, bro.

Under pressure.

This whole situation escalated very quickly.

Adam is a really hard worker, and he tries really hard.

So I wanted to give him chances after mistakes,

but it’s not making my job easy at all.

Anywhere else but Cairns.

[straining] Okay, here we go.

Deck crew, deck crew, please get the luggage off

and get in our whites, please.

Copy that.

[groans]

-We good? -Yeah.

What happened on the bow? Did we hit the dock?

I don’t know if we did. I actually don’t know.

Oh, yeah?

I just needed another person on the fenders.

Yeah, I agree.

What I do is procedures and steps to everything,

but yachting, like, sometimes,

I’m kind of just winging it.

You know, obviously mistakes happen, which it did.

Yeah, tough situation.

Sh--, man.

All right, let’s go.

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind staying for a...

Ever.

-Bye-bye. -See you.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you guys for everything.

[overlapping dialogue]

Captain, thank you so much. This was incredible.

Thank you for taking care of us.

I know it wasn’t a long adventure.

You made every moment so special for all of us.

Thanks for being so wonderful to my kids.

-Stop crying. -I know.

I do this for everyone. All my family, I do this to.

-Thank you very much. -All right.

-Thank you. -Thank you very much.

-Bye. -Bye.

See you later!

-Bye. -Aw.

-Aw, they’re lovely. -So sweet, weren’t they?

-All right, guys. -All right, let’s go.

-Keep going. -Let’s do it.

Guys, we’re more than halfway done now.

Hey!

-Why? -For the first time.

Why?

I just don’t like him that way.

And I don’t know how to handle any of this.

I know that I should be more honest with Harry,

but by now you should kind of be catching on.

Excuse me. I need to get through.

I’m in the doghouse, mate.

Oh, God.

We did have, I think, a little bit of a scrape.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

It was very minor.

Flop it on the dock.

Money.

Where is it?

Do you know where it is?

Straight forward.

The weakest man was at forward.

Yeah.

Oh, here.

Sh--.

We hit the dock.

Definitely too many mistakes from the deck team

being this far into the season.

We’ve had multiple damages on board.

That’s not good.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What happened?

I think it just started swinging.

It was more than a swing. We didn’t have no control.

It’s flexible, but they’ve got to come out.

These mistakes, they’re small, but they add up,

and some of them can be embarrassing.

Some of them can be very costly.

Regardless, we don’t want to have any.

It’s embarrassing.

Let’s do it. Do it, do it.

[vocalizing]

Hey.

That should be good.

Okay, what are your thoughts?

Hear me out.

What if one person makes the bed

and then one person smooths the bed?

Yeah.

Excited to go out tonight.

Same here.

Are you on the same page as me?

Like just snuggle buddy?

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

The thing that’s funny, Harry,

always have a girlfriend on the boat.

And if you’re lucky enough

and you’ve been dating long enough,

usually a captain will let you share a cabin

with your chick, which is the best, dog.

That would be.

Because you come back, your bed’s made,

they’re putting your sheets on your bed for you.

Oh, yay.

You know, game changer.

-Oh, my God. -Nice work.

All crew, all crew, we can meet right now

in the main salon for the tip meeting.

-Yay, yay. -Hello.

-Hey, cap. -Right, tip meeting, guys.

Okay, so we’re over the halfway mark.

It’s time to step up.

I’m talking more towards the deck side.

Coming into docking,

you need to start being a bit more proactive,

not reactive to things.

You know, we don’t have to run around

having to say, get this, get that.

Deck hands, you should know what’s required.

We do a lot of things well. We’re very busy.

I understand that, but I think the team

just has to start thinking ahead.

Okay?

So from that, the tips were $17,500,

which is $1,458 each.

That’s awesome.

So enjoy that.

Thank you.

The helmet.

We’re not doing the helmet today

because you’re all getting the rest of the day off.

What?

You’ll be doing snorkeling and diving,

but also you’ll be learning to regenerate

some coral for the barrier reef,

which we know it’s a very sensitive area at the moment.

Yay. Fun!

And one more prize.

You’ll be going to a beach club afterwards.

Yay!

And dinner out.

Nice. Yes, cap!

Always got to love a good day off.

Sweet.

Probably hang out with Jaimee a little bit more,

get to know her.

I know Tzarina might be upset about what happened,

but you put horses in a ring together,

they get on each other,

they kick, they bite, they do this, they do that.

Eventually those horses get along,

so I’m going to put my head down.

It’ll be all good.

What time do we have to be ready for the excursion by?

Have a good evening.

Thanks, mate.

Let’s get some sun today.

I want. That’s all I want.

-Cheers. -Cheers, mate.

Welcome aboard, mate.

-Hey, cheers, mate. -Thanks.

Do you think this one?

I’ll, um, I’ll go and get her. Stay here.

Aesha, Aesha, can you please come to the bow, please?

Copy.

Oh, hello.

-Yes. -Yes.

Hello!

Coming up...

You can be my fake girlfriend for the day.

All right, I’ll be your fake girlfriend.

Will you be my fake boyfriend?

She’s off trying to flirt with Adam

and just leaving me in the dust.

Aesha, Aesha, can you please come to the bow, please?

Copy.

Yes.

Hello.

Boyfriend!

[crying] What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

Oh!

This is my boyfriend.

He’s real.

-Enjoy. -Thank you so much.

Well, take him around and meet everyone.

Oh, my God.

Scott and I have been together for over two years now.

We’re still madly in love.

Right now, we live in Breckenridge, Colorado.

That’s our little base there over in the state.

Scott works at the bar.

He’s independent.

He’s adventurous.

He’s my best friend in the world.

I love him so much.

Scott’s here!

-Hey, nice to meet you. -Harry, nice to meet you.

Adam, this is Scott!

Hey, there, man, nice to meet you.

This is Tzarina, and she’s the chef,

-and we like each other. -Oh, great.

Oh, you haven’t met him yet, and Joao’s here.

Oh, yeah.

He’s actually been fine.

-Time passes, right? -Exactly.

Oh, there’s so much to tell you.

I actually had no idea.

How did you know I’d be here on this day?

-Did you talk to Captain? -Yeah.

I actually did shoot him a text.

Let’s go beach day, baby.

Absolutely.

It’s like a hobby of yours.

Yeah.

Do you like my shirt? Look at the minivans.

It looks like a mini shirt, as well.

Yeah. Oh, God, what is this?

You lucky bastard.

-Three minutes. -Yeah.

Okay.

Oh.

-There you are. -Oh, here’s Joao.

How are you doing? Nice to meet you, bro.

-You look good. -Thank you.

Refreshing.

-Oh. -Okay.

It’s complicated.

That’s our relationship status.

Because I know that Margot doesn’t want

it to be a big thing,

so, like, it’s complicated.

-Let’s go. -Yeah.

-Baby! -Woo-hoo.

-Woo-hoo! -Beach day.

Oh, what a gorgeous day.

Oh, my God, I’m so excited.

Yeah!

Damn!

[cheering]

Everyone go woo-hoo!

-Woo-hoo! -Woo-hoo!

All right, all right, party’s over.

Get the girls down safely.

So windswept.

-Are you a diver? -No, I don’t do scuba.

Sorry.

You’re resting your boob on my knee.

That’s what it’s there for.

Oh, your thigh is so hot.

Yeah.

I can’t help that I like Culver.

But then there’s this conflict between Tzarina and I.

Maybe before I was on the boat, they had this connection.

But at the same time,

it couldn’t have been that serious, could it?

[squeals]

Here we are, mate.

This looks amazing!

Wow.

It’s gorgeous.

Oh, my God, it’s so exciting.

-We’re on land! -Take a photo!

Steady, guys.

Thank you.

Me, Harry, Joao.

Quickly share about what we do with Restoration Foundation.

The Great Barrier Reef has been unfortunately

lose a lot of its coral cover.

Its primary reason, obviously, is being climate change.

So we aim to facilitate the recovery of the reef.

So we actually grow corals, and effectively,

once they get a bit mature,

we transplant them back into the reef.

It’s amazing.

Oh, this is going to be so cool.

All right, let’s go.

Dang, look at you.

-Mmm. -Mmm.

Yay!

I’m ready.

-All right, ready? -All right, go ahead.

One, two.

The reef is getting really impacted.

It’s slowly dying.

Because we get so much joy out of it,

and we also have been part of it being ruined,

it’s really important to give back

and go and plant some coral

and try and get some new growth on there.

And it feels amazing,

because it’s like I’m giving new life to the ocean.

I’m like the underwater sea god.

Poof!

-Oh, my God! -That’s really, really cool.

Yeah.

I loved it.

Oh, damn.

I’ve never seen a coral farm before.

It’s amazing.

-Are you hungry, boy? -Mmm.

Lunchtime.

This is so pretty.

Look where we are.

This is amazing. Oh, my God.

Is this our table?

Oh, amazing.

Sourdough bread to get you started.

I’m going to pop these where that water is.

-I hope you’re hungry. -We are.

Yay!

Here you go, honey pie.

How long are you here for?

Sunday.

You remind me a lot of my sister’s boyfriend.

I do?

Just easy to be around.

He’s very relaxing to be around.

-I like it. -It’s really nice.

I would say the same about you, but...

-Well, you can’t have two of me. -You bring all the energy.

You can’t have two of me. It’d be too much for anyone.

There you go, Culver.

Load up the salt.

Now I’m getting covered. I wanted to be tan.

That’s why I traded the seats.

So I can sit here and tan.

Don’t sweat.

Back up off my spot?

-No? -You want to move down?

Yeah. Let’s all just scoot down one.

Sorry.

It’s okay, baby.

You can be my fake girlfriend for the day.

All right. I’ll be your fake girlfriend.

Will you be my fake boyfriend?

Sure.

You’d be such a fun date to anything.

-That’s it. -Yeah.

We should take a pic together.

Yeah? I’m so down.

Oh, my Lord.

You guys. You’re glowing.

Can I see?

Oh, that’s so sick.

Margot’s chatting to Adam more than she’s chatting to me.

One day, she’s in my bed cuddling me.

The next day, she’s off trying to flirt with Adam

and just leaving me in the dust.

I don’t understand.

I don’t know what I’ve done wrong.

You look like a super model.

Coming up...

-Oh, oh. -What?

Are we ready to go down to the beach?

-Perfect. -Oh, wow.

-This is your setup. -Wow.

For once, we’re not doing the beach setup, huh, boys?

-Margot... -Hey.

Margot, will you?

Margie, can you do my back when you’re done?

After you get Harry’s back?

Spin around?

[bleep]. That’s so annoying.

I think you’re golden.

And then I go out on the boat all day.

No, my mom.

-[shrieking] -Uh-oh.

Scotty!

Good news.

Oh, they’re going to get married.

Yeah, soon, I would think.

Come on, bro. Let’s do this.

Swing it over here, mate.

Mmm...

Did anyone else see that in slow motion or was it just me?

I think you have the perfect body for a guy.

I’m also really drunk right now.

Come, give me attention.

Who set my bed up for me like this? This is nice.

Look at that.

I could get used to this.

-Which part? -All of it.

Oh, [bleep].

I’m going to [bleep] up, aren’t I?

But he’s been incredible and supportive.

He checks on me in the galley all the time.

And I just feel like I have this really good mate.

Oh...

Get in there, darling. Go on.

Cute.

Now, kiss.

Oh!

Far out.

I didn’t say suck each other’s faces off.

I haven’t thought about the boat all day.

-Once, yeah.

What a day.

Let’s go.

So get in and get a last view of it.

[honking]

All right, let’s go.

Full on starving.

Thank you.

Hey, how are you?

Here we are.

We’re there, yeah. Come on together, quick.

-Let’s go. -Thank you.

[laughing]

Oh, this looks so nice.

Hey, Adam, I’m next to you, bro.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Can we get two Frisco sours?

-You want an espresso martini? -Absolutely.

Yes, thank you.

Get the barramundi.

250g sirloin, please.

The local tiger prawns.

He’s a very sexy man, isn’t he?

Very.

[laughing]

Oh, that looks amazing.

Oh, yummy.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you very much.

Yum.

After I get done with this,

I go home in the summertime. I’m like...

Yeah, he wasn’t lying.

I thought this was a group day off.

Not Culver’s and Jamiee’s ----ing honeymoon.

Can you just not rub it in my face right now?

Straight back that way.

This is sick.

Look what we’re doing, you know?

I wish, like, the kids could see what I’m seeing.

You know, like, my mom can be here.

But I promised them, by next June, finally be in a house.

Because, like, we’ve always been in apartments and stuff.

Like, I care about them more than I care about myself.

I’m not even joking.

I love that.

It’s crazy.

I feel like everybody is my family out here.

I can see, like, the boys on deck as brothers,

and I see the girls and the interior as sisters.

I like the idea of making friends

and having fun while you’re working.

I’m just not used to it.

You’re a great guy, Adam.

Culturally different,

but we’ve come from a past

that a lot of people don’t understand.

You look after your family, and that, for me, that comes first.

Adam, I connect with him in many ways,

especially about family.

Your brother got jumped, you know?

People like, what does jumped mean?

Like, that is actually how we’ve been brought up.

I think the biggest thing that changed my life

was when my parents broke up.

My mom was a sitting duck when it came to being robbed

because my dad was not there.

We had six robberies in six nights in a row,

and I shot at people.

I don’t even know if I shot them.

I ended up shooting myself.

How do you let your 12-year-old shoot himself?

I was protecting my family.

I asked my mom today, like,

where do you think I’d be if I didn’t join yachting?

She said, dead or in jail.

That’s the truth.

I could give you my brother’s number

to get on as an officer on his boat.

It’s yachting, but they need commercial guys.

Really?

I appreciate every word you said.

You still got to work hard now, though, eh?

-That’s what I do. -Yeah, that’s what I do.

Oh, that’s so good. Wow!

Did I get tan today?

Yes, bro.

-I didn’t get tan lines. -You look like Jessica Simpson.

People say that to me a lot, actually.

Like, a younger Jessica Simpson?

It’s the eyes.

Are you and Joao gonna hook up this season?

it’s a little bit playing with fire.

Sex ruins a lot, you know?

And it’s different for guys than it is for girls.

When we have sex with someone,

we instantly have this connection.

We can’t help it.

So that’s why we always have to have

a little bit of a step back.

If I give you a head scratch,

can I have a neck massage?

I’ll give it to you for free.

I can’t wait to visit you in New York for real.

Absolutely.

Yeah, you’ve seen that.

Everyone does leg day.

I do leg day.

-Do you? -Yeah.

Why are you surprised?

Just have very lean, long legs.

Oh, far out. Everyone’s gonna have a crack. Why not?

Whatever.

Why are you mad at me all of a sudden?

-No, mate. -Are you mad at me?

Okay, enjoy your meal.

Wow, now you’re mad at me.

You ----ing tell me.

Can we, like, please? I feel like this is--

Yeah, we’ll go to the bar.

Lover’s tiff.

I don’t think it’s gonna be good.

Do you hate me now or something?

No, I don’t hate you. I think you’re amazing.

I think you’re awesome.

Okay, but you were really sassy with me.

So I was like, Harry and I are having our first fight.

Anyway, you go ahead.

I feel like we had the talk where I was like,

now we’re just gonna chill and go with the flow.

So what? Are we good friends?

Are we, like, cuddle buddies?

I just want to know what you want.

Because I see Culver and Jaimee and I’m like, oh, yeah, nice.

And then I’m like, oh...

what am I not doing to get that?

Okay, sometimes I’m just like, okay,

he’s just like friend vibes.

But then I randomly have moments where like,

I like you more than a friend.

And then I’ll change my mind. I don’t know.

I don’t want to be like giving you any wrong impressions,

but I honestly just don’t know what’s going on

in my brain either.

Dude, I just want it to be like how it has been.

Do you think we can just try and keep it that way?

How it is?

Okay.

-We’re chill together. -We’re chill.

I don’t know what to say. I’m gutted. I feel awful.

She’s telling me she likes me sometimes

and doesn’t other times.

Like, I don’t think Margot knows what she wants.

So she can’t tell me what she wants.

But I think it’s over.

Friendzone. Party of one.

I hope so.

Come on.

Is that two in one?

Really? I want to go to bed.

Yeah, we had a big day.

Are you guys keen to go back to the boat?

-I think so. -Move out. Get in the vans...

And we’re off.

Thank you very much.

Oh, my boobies are a little bit...

Couple’s retreat in the front.

Hey, how are you doing? Come on.

Hi.

I can’t wait to cuddle you.

Yeah.

Get out of here.

Oh.

It’s her banter or how she deals...

It’s not funny.

Hey, mate. Are you coming up for a hot tub?

I’ll come up there.

Oh...

We’re not super similar,

but Scott just really sees me for exactly who I am

and loves every part of it.

Watching my parents go through a really terrible divorce

and Mum really struggling with her alcoholism,

it’s always just felt very unsettled.

Whereas with Scott, it’s just so stable.

He just gets me.

So we’re going to have this room.

Margot, is she okay?

Hey?

Well, we got a jacuzzi going.

It’s nice and warm. Come on.

No?

My time with Tzarina’s been great.

Naturally, you don’t cuddle with someone you don’t like

or you’re not attracted to.

I’m open to it.

I mean, I don’t know. If she is, I am.

I will, if you will, so will I.

I will see you a bit later.

Okay.

Sometimes I just want a little late night snack.

-You okay? -Mm-hmm.

I just needed some nutrients.

[belches]

Oh, I’m all right. I’m just having a chill.

I hate making sh-- awkward!

You think this is awkward?

I feel like a lot of things have been awkward. Definitely.

When you fancy someone

and one of your good mates whoops in and snags them,

it is a sh-- feeling.

Now, it’s even harder for Cheffy

because she has to work and live

with you both in close quarters.

You’re the one... you two are the ones that hooked up,

it’s your problem.

-It’s your fault. -I agree, mate.

It’s the way you were eating her food,

the way you were reacting to her.

I like food.

Should I just go on a hunger strike?

You’re actually kind of annoying me right now

because you’re making me look like a bad person.

No, no.

And you’re all getting away with everything

and I like, literally come in

and I’ve been here for, like, three days

and, like, I’m copping so much hate.

No. It would be one thing if Cheffy and I were

boyfriend and girlfriend.

We had a kid. We’re in a cabin together.

Then Jaimee showed up and I was, like,

ah, peace, I’m out.

Like, I’m as single as it comes.

Yeah.

Well, I feel like maybe you need to tell her that.

I didn’t know what was going on.

So if she’s mad, why is she not mad at him

and why is she mad at me?

What’s worse is I feel like Culver doesn’t even care.

Like, way to help me out. Thanks.

Do I have to have that conversation?

Yes.

[bleep]

I don’t need to get involved in this.

I’ve got my own problems.

Are we okay?

No.

Yes, yes, yes.

No.

I’m gonna go to bed now.

-Good night. -Sleep tight.

-Are you okay honey? -Yeah.

I’m gonna sleep above you. They’re totally gonna bone.

[snoring]

Oh...

[yawns]

No, they got the crew stairs here.

Oh, wow. I smell that.

Whoa.

Wow.

Oh, yeah. Coffee, coffee, yeah.

-How did you sleep? -Um, I slept very well.

-Did you? -Like the dead.

Like the dead. Like a tranquilized brick.

Why wouldn’t I be?

I don’t know, just asking.

-You happy? -Yeah.

-Super. See you later. -See you, darling.

Harrison.

What’a do, baby?

Oh, is that hose on down there?

Nah, I’ll go turn it on.

I’ll say goodbye now, Scott.

You’ll be leaving in five minutes, yeah?

Yeah, I think so.

Thanks for having me, man. Really good to get to meet you.

He’s got a resort in the Philippines,

so we can go and hang out in the Philippines.

-Whoo! -Totally.

I’d love to have you there.

[bleep] off.

-See you, -Bye-bye.

Bye.

I was really sad saying goodbye to Scott.

I always get very emotional.

Bye-bye.

I love you.

Scott and I spend so much time apart

that we’re saving and hoping to buy a house in New Zealand.

So, at the moment, we’re just very focused on that

and making plans for our future together.

Aw...

Damn it.

It’s like, sh--.

I mean, I’m not trying to bite the hand that feeds me

The way I eat, it keeps my metabolism burning.

I’m going to talk to Cheffy really quick.

Yeah, this one’s going to be an awkward one.

I might be back on my canned tuna diet really quick.

-You taking out the trash? -Smoking.

Getting one in, huh?

-You good? -Yeah, yeah, I’m good.

I was going to check on you, though.

Were you pretty upset last night?

I just, um...

Yeah, I just feeling quite deflated.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I’m sorry.

I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings or anything.

I know you didn’t.

I think it’s just like one of those, um, sore ego moments.

Jaimee was like, chef hates me.

She just wants you and her to get along really well.

I think for me with her, I think she kind of

clocked what was going on, so for her to just step in.

It’s just kind of like that girl-code thing.

It’s like, well, that’s someone I can’t trust, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, give me a moment

I get over things pretty quickly.

And I really want the team to be close.

Yeah, yeah.

This isn’t the first time I’ve been rejected.

And I’m not going to be a jealous bitch.

We have the rest of the season to get through.

So let’s just crack on with it.

All right, I just want to check on you, you know?

-I love you. -You’re just worried that

you’re not going to get fed, aren’t you?

Yeah, that too, huh?

Tzarina, Aesha, and Joao,

can we meet in the crew mess

for preference sheet meeting please?

Copy.

Shall we give it a little cleanup in here?

Yeah, for sure.

-How are we? -Oh, she’s beautiful.

She looks cool, isn’t she?

Emily Monstrey is an American investor

who found herself stuck in Australia once the pandemic hit.

Now she calls Queensland home

and is bringing along her newest friends

for an exciting vacation away from her city life.

-Water toys. -Yeah.

Sports, kayaks, have them all set up.

In the evening guests requested...

in which guests will dress in all white.

Interior, don’t take your foot off the pedal right now.

Deck team, we’re climbing, but we’re just plateauing.

I’m pretty conscious at the moment of the deck crew.

I’ve seen a lot of flaws.

-Oh, there’s glass. -He’s cut himself.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What the [bleep] is he doing?

Come on, Adam, move the fender.

You’ve got to pull this fender up.

Whoa!

Halfway through the charter season,

we should be at a level where we’re functioning 100%.

Joao, we’re not going to settle for any less

than perfection this trip

-and being ahead of the game. -Okay.

Let’s go, guys. Guests will be arriving at 12:30.

Cool. Thank you very much, Cap.

Yikes.

Look at that.

All right.

Oh, [bleep] me.

Deck crew, deck crew. Can you meet me in the crew mess?

-Copy that. -Ah!

Mirrors are my worst enemy.

I think last charter, we pulled it together.

When the pressure was on,

we all did everything, so I appreciate it.

Constructive criticism, our preparation.

We have three deck hands out of you,

and, Culver, I need you to pick up.

Small example.

I don’t want to check that the lines

are being sorted out before mooring.

I need you to call that shot as well.

Deck team, deck team, please start getting the lines out.

We’ve got 40 minutes.

Ah!

Eyes are going to be more on you to lead a team as well.

And if you’re okay with that and happy with that,

-then we’ll move forward. -Yeah.

I’m going to be putting the hammer down,

so sometimes I’m going to be the bad guy.

Jason has every right to feel frustrated,

and he’s got his eyes set on the deck team.

I want to succeed, and I want us to succeed together.

So I’m giving my advice and leadership

to try and bring them up,

because sh-- trickles downwards.

Understand that it comes from above,

and I’m trying to make sure that our team

Right, let’s get these stairs off all the way over there.

We’re just going to remove this.

-Oh. -So it’s easier for later.

All crew, all crew, start getting into

your penguin suits in the next 25 minutes.

Copy.

Girls, I think we still need little plates,

and the ice bucket with the Moet in it ready to go.

All crew, all crew, guests are arriving.

-Are they coming? -We got this.

Oh, my God.

Showtime.

Margot-Rita. No, really. You look good, man.

Oh, they all look so stylish.

They look like a squad.

Hello!

-Hi, I’m Jason. -Hi, nice to meet you.

-I’m Emily. -Pleased to meet you, Emily.

-Thank you. -Watch that step there.

Tzarina, lovely you to meet you.

What’s up, brother? I’m Adam.

Welcome aboard, guys!

Welcome all to the Northern Sun.

Aesha will show you around,

get some drinks and margaritas into you, some cheeseboards,

and enjoy the trip out.

Cheers!

If you hop on now, just pass us the luggage

we can take this off right now.

I just need to get my jacket.

Well, do you guys want to see the boat?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

So you guys all came from Sydney?

Um, some of us, and some of us from Brisbane.

Oh, nice.

This is the primary cabin.

Holy sh--.

-It’s a massive bed. -This is my room, right?

Is this the orgy room?

Don’t hint it just yet.

I think we can fit at least three.

And then down here, we’ve got the other two guest cabins.

I love these ones.

-Oh, we’re gonna share this. -You want that? Okay.

So you two are number five.

No, that’s taken. Sorry about that.

See you later.

No, because we need the desk.

You’re not that much bigger.

No, we need the desk.

We’re not going to fight over it, right?

Well, let’s rock, paper, scissors for the five or six.

I’m going to dump my shoes,

because they might get soaking wet on the tender.

That’s fine. Yeah.

We’re about to.

We’re going to hold most of the weight here ourselves.

-Yeah. -Okay, so we hold here?

-Okay. -Raise.

There we go.

Did you guys want some more champagne?

-Maybe a marg. -Yeah.

Release the number two line.

You can take the number two line off.

Copy, number two line. Culver, cheers.

Okay, you can release number four line.

Release.

Last time we docked, I completely messed up.

Like, I can’t afford to [bleep] up. I really can’t.

Just have that fender ready to remove.

Yeah, yeah.

-Okay, release the bow line. -Copy that.

Bow line is in board. Bow line is in board.

We can push off.

All lines are in. We are clear to swing, Cap.

-Clear to swing to port. -Copy that.

Tender’s on our stern. Ready.

Okay, mate. I’ll just get up into this opening.

I’ll back off and let you know.

So Victoria, Emily.

Question mark.

When you’re ready, mate, that’s just me coming to a halt.

Copy that.

Yeah...

Yeah, just want margaritas.

Everything’s secure. Harry’s on board.

I’m going to put these in the dishwasher.

Then I’m going to quickly change into my polo.

And then do you want to as well?

Mm-hmm.

Yay!

Cheers double.

I don’t understand what’s going on here, but I like it.

Deck crew, deck crew. You ready for anchor?

Copy. Adam, are you available for anchor?

Yeah, copy that.

Adam will be on his way to the anchor.

And I’ll be on the stern with Harry.

Do you see Adam?

-Adam’s gone aft. -Okay.

So whereabouts are we now?

-This is Green Island. -Green Island.

Man, this weather is like, it’s wild.

Wait. No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, anchor’s in the water.

I tried to engage it. It slipped.

I still can’t engage it.

Joao, can you race up and help, Adam?

To the anchor?

We’ve got a moving boat.

We’ve got an anchor that’s free-spooling.

If you do not stop the anchor, it’s like releasing tons.

And it just gains momentum.

You can’t stop it.

Jesus Christ.

How much is out?

Is the boat going to be pulled to a side?

Are we going to lose the anchor?

That anchor chain can whip out and take your ----ing head off.

Oh, no.

Oh, sh--.