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"Below Deck Down Under."

Ow.
Oh, there'’s glass.

Oh, my God, it looks so bad.

Sh--.

That would have been Adam'’s job.

We have to get this tender up.
Get her out of the water.

Stop. Oh!
No, no, no, no, no.

Hey!

I think Culver might
have been in fast motion.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

Probably the wrong person
to handle the controls.

Deck crew, deck crew, we should
have an inbound tender.

- How are you?
- I'’m good, how are you?

Watch your step.

- I'’m gonna be your roomie.
- Yay!

- Jaimee, so nice to meet you.
- Jaimee, Culver.

Wow.

Dating on yachts is fun.

You forget that anyone
else in the world exists.

I'’ll proceed with caution.

I'’m gonna kiss you.

No, I didn'’t feel electric.

Oh...

It was a great date.
It was a great date.

This would be a lot
easier with four people, huh?

[bleep] does this kid do, bro.

Is he just here to
collect a paycheck?

He hasn'’t----ing like
helped us with sh--.

Or I will.

They think that I haven'’t
been working my ass off?

Mother----ers, really?

My bestie, messaged
me being like,

be his best friend
and get through this.

There'’s a difference
between getting through it

and sucking his dick.

Aesha.

What the [bleep]?

Look, they'’re making out.
They'’re making out.

Why the [bleep] was
she doing that?

She knows that I have
been crushing on him.

I told her.

- Why would she tell you?
- I like Culver.

Culver and I have been
so close for the last week.

He doesn'’t even know that.

- And if he does...
- He does.

Well, then he'’s a dick
and he'’s selfish.

Now you know what he'’s like.

I know I'’m not beautiful
like she is.

I know I don'’t have
the figure like she doesn'’t.

And then that'’s the point.

So do you really want
to be with someone

that'’s only looking for that?

That was a solid
three-minute tongue and face.

I know, Harry.

Ugh!

- Come on.
- I----ing hate this.

Yeah.

Margot!

Let'’s get it on.

Love being in the car
by myself the whole time.

Just go ahead first, okay?

- Let'’s go to the boat.
- It'’s a party. It's a party.

It'’s a party!

I'’m just going to go and
time out for a minute, eh?

I'’m really, really tired.

She wouldn'’t even look at me.

Yeah, me too.

I'’m gonna go shower.

Harry, you can'’t just
leave your pizza box out.

It'’s so rude.

What'’s going on with
you and Harry?

I know I really like him
as a friend,

but I don'’t think I really
like him like that.

You should go talk
to him right now.

No, I don'’t want to.

If I go in there,
he'’s going to be excited

and I'’m going in there to like
give him a kiss good night.

I think I should wait till...

Bro, count to three
and walk into the room.

You know what to say.

I don'’t want to do this.

Are you okay?

Wait, don'’t get too excited.

I just wanted to have
a conversation with you.

Yeah.

Do you have zip patches on?
That'’s so cute.

Don'’t look.

You'’re not looking for like a
serious relationship, are you?

No, I'’m open.

Because I'’m not.

But I'’m having so
much fun with you.

- It'’s great.
- Then that'’s all it has to be.

I just want to make sure
that we'’re on the same page.

Go with the flow.

What? See, now I love
you even more.

Oh!

Give me a kiss.

Oh, my God.
That didn'’t work.

Like, what just happened?

Instead of making Harry
feel uncomfortable,

I would rather just
do whatever'’s going

to make him feel better.

- Oh, you want me to stay?
- Yeah.

It'’s a problem.
I need to work on that.

Okay.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[clattering]

Rather impressive, actually.

Because on deck,

I don'’t think the foot is
down on the gas at all.

I'’m just saying.

Okay.

Okay, it went well.

You were in there for a while.

I know, because
he started snuggling me.

So did that do,
like, a reverse?

What'’s the matter with you?

Now I feel like
I did a bad job.

Good night.

Time to set it up.
Let'’s not even talk about it.

[alarm beeping]

A bit pissed off with
the situation last night.

Oh, darling.

It'’s just, for me,
it'’s just girl code, hey?

I'’m so sorry.

I never want to piss
someone off,

but sometimes that'’s just
the nature of yacht life.

And if I have a crush,
all bets are off.

Yes.

[laughing]

It was a fun night.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

How are you?

You'’re brushing your teeth.

- Yeah.
- Bye.

Maybe I'’ll clean this up
real quick here, Harry.

- How are you today?
- Yeah, good.

- I had a good sleep, right?
- Yes.

There you go.
Did that work?

Yes.

You want to do these
windows with me?

- Yeah.
- We can tag team it.

It'’s literally just cabins
and their salons.

Quick wipe down, vacuum it, if
it looks like it needs a vacuum.

Yay!

Margot had a chat
with me last night.

Oh, what'’d she say?

Wondering if I'’m looking for
something serious or casual.

She thought the date was like
a really serious thing, I think.

Oh, wow.

And Harry'’s like, I haven't
even pulled out any stops yet.

And I just said,
look, I don'’t know.

- I'’m open to anything.
- Yeah.

- Let'’s just go with the flow.
- Yeah.

I swear this vacuum sucks.

And she was like, okay, cool.

Nice, Harry.

And then we had
a little cuddle finally.

It'’s so much better having
a chick on the boat.

Okay.

Oh, keep walking around
in circles today.

- You okay?
- I'’m all right.

Yeah.

Jaimee'’s come in here
like a wrecking ball.

My chef and my second stew
are at odds over a boy.

My job is hard
enough as it is.

I don'’t want there to be
tension in the galley.

This is like
my worst nightmare.

I'’m hungry today.

Aesha, Joao and Tzarina,

can we meet in the crew mess
in five minutes

for a preference sheet
meeting, please?

- Copy.
- Copy.

Copy that.

Right.
Good morning.

This is going to
be a one-day charter.

Charter five.
Primary charter guests.

Becky Mattson and fiancé
Michelle Harrington.

Becky is a stay-at-home mother

and Michelle owns
a chain of grocery stores.

Becky and Michelle will
be joined by

their eldest daughter, Megan,

their daughter, Claire,

their son, Andy,
and their youngest son, Elliot.

We haven'’t had a family before.

No, here we go.

I don'’t think that they're
going to be getting

sh---faced on cocktails
with their family thing.

I don'’t know.
Have you met my family?

Yeah, true.
Same with mine, but...

It'’s always different for us.

We just had porn stars, and now
we have a family coming on.

So we have to
now adapt ourselves

to give them more of an
experience suited to them.

Itinerary requests:
for lunch guest requests

at family style barbecue
on the beach.

Guests want a holiday-themed
dinner party.

They want chef to put a
holiday spin on the dishes.

Doesn'’t have to be Christmas.
Can be any other holiday.

This is going to be
a fun trip.

It is.
Let'’s get into it.

You got it, mate.
Stick it in.

Stick it in there, Adam.

Do you want help
or are you all right?

No, I'’m good.

Deck crew, deck crew, Joao.

Can you meet me
in the crew mess?

All right, copy that.

Oh, I hate it
when they button it.

So unnecessary.

Okay, so I know there was
a bit of bitching last night

on all sides.

I understand that I'’ve come in.

You guys are a team.
You guys had another bosun.

You guys liked him. And I'’ve
come in to change things.

That'’s why
they'’ve called me here.

Okay, so if there'’s a problem,
say, look,

[bleep] it,
there'’s a problem.

Tell me how you really feel.

And then, you know,
we can move forward.

Oh, so there'’s no problem.

Coming up...

[bleep] off.

If there'’s a problem,
say, look, [bleep] it.

There'’s a problem.
Tell me how you really feel.

And then, you know,
we can move forward.

I'’ve spoken to the captain
and he said to me,

specifically, yes, the works
aspect, we need to pick up.

So I apologize for
the guns blazing.

I enjoy you guys.

There'’s no doubt I want to help
you guys as much as I can.

And I would expect
the help back.

So let'’s work through it.

Yeah, maybe a bit of all
guns blazing at the start.

But now that you'’ve said that,
like, it'’s an adjustment.

It'’s an adjustment, yes.

Yeah, you just
communicated through.

Yeah.

Which I think you and
I do already pretty well.

Yeah, we all have our
pros and cons.

So let'’s try and find out
each other'’s pros

and use them for each other.
All right.

Cool, brother.

Happy, guys?

Thanks, guys.
I appreciate it.

[bleep] man.

La la la la la.

How'’s all the interior going?

The main salon is done.
I vacuumed. I wiped.

- Thank you.
- Oh...

- Hi.
- Hey.

No, no.

Oh...

[bleep] off.

Really?

I just feel a bit rejected,

and it just gives me flashbacks
of my whole childhood.

Culver'’s the jock.
I am the weird kid.

Jaimee'’s the cheerleader.

And now it'’s time to
put the head brace back on

and go eat crayons
in the corner.

Why is this hose
leaking so bad?

Aesha, Aesha, Joao.
Provisions are on the dock.

Copy.
Thanks.

Morning.

Yay, holiday things.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, that'’s heavy.

That'’s it, guys.
Well done.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival will be
in 30 minutes.

Please change into your whites.

Copy.

They want champagne
and mocktail for Claire

and just a soft
drink for Elliot.

Aesha, Aesha.

Did you want to do sour
patches with the cheese board?

Yes.

All crew, all crew. Can we meet
on the aft deck, please?

Thank you.

Here they come.

Oh, my God.

- Hello!
- Hey!

Hello!

Do we have your permission
to come on, Captain?

Please, please!

Thank you.

Welcome, welcome,
welcome aboard.

- Hey!
- Nice to meet you.

[chattering]

Harry, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

Mocktail for you.

- Here'’s to fun.
- Yeah!

Welcome aboard Northern Sun.

We'’ve got a little bit
of sunshine,

so we'’re going to get out to
Green Island straight away.

Aesha will show you around.

And I don'’t think we've ever
had a family before,

so we'’re so excited.

This family'’s making me
miss my little girl.

She'’s probably playing
on the beach somewhere,

swimming, diving,

running away from schoolwork.

Yeah, I miss Sassy
immensely every day.

All right, guys.
It'’s luggage.

We all have been excited
about this charter.

Let'’s go.

This is the primary suite.

- Look at the wallpaper, though.
- Beautiful.

Oh, my gosh, it'’s kind of
like your thing at home.

When I make the bed,
I put a heart.

Oh!
Bless you.

You can come and do
the housekeeping.

Absolutely.

Bathroom'’s nice.

Hey, we can all put
in our swimsuits

and have a pool party in here.

We got some platters ready
for you guys through here.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, man.

Now we'’re talking.

Deck team, deck team, can you
please change into your polos?

Copy that.

Well, we'’re
very happy you'’re here.

- Where did you guys come from?
- Wisconsin.

I'’m from Wisconsin.

- No way.
- This is really exciting for me.

Oh, yeah, you'’re from Wisconsin.

- Yeah.
- Where?

Madison.

- Oh, my God.
- You'’re 40 minutes from us.

Can I go back with you guys?

- Yeah.
- I'’m just kidding.

- You guys ready?
- Yep.

So who just graduated?
You did?

She graduated as
a neuroscience major.

- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ.

Yeah.

I think at least
three are geniuses.

They have their father'’s brain.

She'’s with me.
She'’s with me.

Wow.

I'’ve been going
out with my buddy.

Wow.
That was criminal.

I'’m so excited to have
this family on board,

because I love kids.

I'’ve got three nieces at home,

and I always play board games
and things with them,

and I never let them win,
because life is harsh,

and they need to know that.

- So how old are you guys?
- 15.

- And what about you?
- 20.

- 21.
- 21, and she'’s 25.

25.

Aft is ready to go on standby.

Okay, take off the bow line,

and take off the
stern crossover.

Nice.

All clear on the bow.

And take off that spring line.

Stern line is removed.

We'’re off.

All clear to swing.

Culver, can you bring
those fenders in?

Swing it on over.

All right, good work, team.

Okay, just pop it
around nicely, tighten it.

Yep.
So you do four figures of eight.

I would just do a round turn,
and then do it.

No. If you do a round
turn, there'’s no tension.

All of them should be
four figures first.

So one, two, three, four.

Right.

And then whatever
lock you want.

Okay, cool.

- Sorry, I'’m not trying to be...
- No, I hear you, brother.

The way I grew up, you know,
my mother always taught me,

you give the janitor
the same amount of respect

that you give the CEO.

With Joao, I'’m starting
to realize

that he has one of
those personalities.

Gets me thinking of him
in a different light.

All right, I'’ll do it
from that now on.

Thanks, mate.

- So fun.
- We will have lots of fun.

You dogged that whole worm.

When it comes
to those gummy worms,

I'’m taking it down.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can you please change
into your wets?

Copy.

Sh--.

I thought you said,
don'’t eat that, Culver.

I did.

[bleep]

The hand that feeds me
is not happy.

The hand is, like, turned into
a fist and coming my way.

[bleep] I really hope
these kisses are worth it

because if I don'’t
get fed anymore...

Oh, no.

In the fridge?
Or nothing?

All right.
So I'’m going to go get changed.

- You guys all right?
- Yeah.

Kind of wondering.

We'’re on a----ing super yacht.

Someone bought that uniform
and gave it to you to wear.

You can'’t just
cut your sleeves off.

You look like Fred Flintstone, mate.

Sort your sh-- out.

Coming up...

Phenomenal.

Hey, Joao, do you copy?

Getting there quick.
Time'’s running out.

Vlasoff Cay,
if you don'’t get off in time,

the island disappears.

We have to hurry because
this is not good at all.

I knew he was going
to do that sh--.

Yeah.

I might have given you
the wrong impression.

The date and that kind of thing.

Like, it was just, like, fun.

- We'’re both just having fun.
- Exactly, exactly.

Margot wants a casual thing,

which is fine,

but I still really like her.

It'’s just nice to have
someone to cuddle on the boat.

I know.

I'’m going to just go
with the flow,

charm her with my looks,
my accent.

Slow and steady
wins the race.

Sweet talk.

You want to chat about
barbecue, beach set up?

There is hazards because
of the swell.

We'’ll come around here.

The swell might
be blocked from there.

Okay.

If it is a bit swelly in that,
we'’ll come around here.

And then the first thing we
do is load up, go to shore,

- come back and get guests.
- Perfect.

Vlasoff Cay,
it'’s a great spot.

It'’s got a beautiful sand cay
that exposes itself at low tide.

Once you get out there,

you'’re absolutely surrounded
by nothing but water.

So it'’s perfect for a beach setup.

However, if you don'’t
get off in time,

your island disappears,

then you'’ll be swimming home.

Needs some more salt.

Can'’t really like
compete with your food.

- Hi, mate.
- You guys all right?

- Yeah.
- Right.

Can we get everything prepped?

Full beach set up.

Fill up the Eskies with
drinks, sprites and stuff.

Right.

I'’ll meet you up
there now, mate.

All right.

Take your time, man. Ugh.

Jaimee...

- Yeah.
- All right. Let'’s take a look.

Yeah.
A little island.

Chef, what is for lunch?

- Mac and cheese.
- Steak, lobster.

Mac and cheese.

So we need steak knives.

Deck crew, deck crew,
put two shackles out.

Copy that.

That'’s two shackles
at the water line.

Okay, deck, let'’s move
into beach set up mode.

Copy.

- You got napkins, eh?
- Yes.

- Goodbye.
- Yeah.

Oh, what'’s that?

That'’s a beer-bong.

- So you pour it in there.
- Right.

Oh, my God.
That'’s awesome.

I got them these for Christmas.

Show her how it'’s done.

- If I have to.
- Nice.

Good mother.

- See that path?
- Yes.

We have made it to the beach.

- Yeah, boy.
- We'’re offloading now.

- Right here, Jaimee.
- Right here.

Go.

- Are we going back?
- Yeah, you and I.

Yep.

Hey, mate, that'’s the lowest
the tide'’s going to be.

Copy that.
We'’ll grab the guests

and then we'’ll head back.

Make it easy.
We'’re good.

Brought seven chairs, right?

Is it going to be annoying
to do a girls swap over?

It might be.

Maybe I should send Margot now.

Yeah.

Do you want to hit at this?

Um, I'’m good.

- Hey, Margot.
- Hi.

Can you get changed and go to
the beach like right now?

- Yeah.
- Can I change into my rasher?

Yeah. Yes.

If you do that, then come to
the aft, that would be awesome.

- Okay. Great.
- Yeah.

Don'’t leave Jaimee and Culver
and Tsarina on the beach

for three hours together. Trapped.

Do you need any help?

No.

Cool.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

- Enjoy your time.
- Bye.

Oh, here comes the crew.

We'’re back into paradise.

How cool is this?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Have fun.

- Unbelievable.
- Nobody gets to do this.

Like ever.

You didn'’t even look at it.

Ah!

Go, Cheffy.

Yeah. Don'’t try to get
in my good books now, you fawn.

You deserve it.

- Am I going down?
- Yeah.

Awesome.
I'’ll see you in two hours.

Crazy.

How bad do you want to eat that?

All right.
So my lobster people.

Oh, my God.

That looks delightful.

Heck, yeah.

That'’s cool.

Typical stewardess photo.

- From afar.
- Unbelievable.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

Joao, Joao, we'’re going
to start picking up.

Do you want to go to shore
and get guests?

Copy that, on my way.

- How is it?
- Unbelievable.

Yay.

I'’m here for my compliments.

Seriously, this
lobster is amazing.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Does anyone want any
more or anything?

No.
It'’s perfect.

- Face away.
- Face away.

Oh, so good.

- Love it.
- You'’ve never made anything bad.

I have made bad choices, though.

You sure have.

Dang.

It'’s unreal. There's not even
like a restaurant

on this island and we'’re
eating steak and lobster.

Phenomenal.

Wow, that tide'’s
going to come in quickly.

Oh, look at that.

Hey, Joao, do you copy?
Crank it up a little bit.

Try and get in there quick.

We'’ve got a bit of tide
coming in.

Time'’s running out.

So the quicker you get
back, the better.

Copy that, on my way.

Hey, guys, the tender is here.

We have to hurry because
this is not good at all.

Now we'’re in a little
bit of a rush.

- Here we go, Margot-rita.
- You and me, man.

Hey, welcome back, guys.

Can you give me it?

Thank you.

Let'’s go.
Let'’s hit this sh--.

- This is our workout.
- Quite a long day.

[bleep]

- Hey.
- The tide'’s coming up.

- Can I put this on?
- Yeah.

I'’m literally sh--ting myself.

The wave sends
the boat this way,

but on return,
it goes like this.

As soon as it goes like this,

if the next wave gets
into the boat,

the thing will capsize,
it will roll,

we will lose the boat
or we'’ll beach the boat.

If we don'’t get
something done quickly,

we'’re not going anywhere.

Okay.

Ah!

[grunting]

Sh--, we'’re beached.

Okay.

Yeah.

[grunting]

That'’s it, keep going.

Just go to the back.
I'’ll push here.

Okay.

Come on, guys.

[grunting]

That'’s it, that's it.

[shouting]

Yes!

Start it!

- Starting.
- Go.

- Woo!
- Nice, boys! Nice, ladies.

Holy sh--, I have no experience

on tenders getting beached.

And that was, like,
the craziest thing to me.

I feel like a superhero.

All right, forward.
You got it.

I mean, just keep
hard left, yeah.

Yeah.

- Cap.
- You'’re good, mate.

Good?
Yeah, everyone'’s back on board.

How did it go on the beach?

The tender,
we almost capsized it.

Margot even jumped in the water.

If we didn'’t have her as well,
we would have been stuck there.

Well, you had everyone.

You left me on
the boat by myself.

Well, thankfully.

Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Please change into your blacks.

- This is really pretty.
- Thank you.

Oh, I thought you
were looking at me.

Oh, no.

♪ Rudy toot toot

Um, it'’s now a good
time to ask you

what'’s on the menu
or not really?

Yeah, sure.

So the first one, Halloween?

Yeah.

I'’ve got spice pumpkin soup.

- I did little bowls.
- Yeah.

And then I'’m going to do this,

with guacamole
pouring out of its mouth.

- I love it.
- Chips and dips.

Our guests have asked for
a holiday themed dinner.

So I'’m going to be doing
a Halloween themed starter.

And my main course is,
of course, Christmas.

Stuffed turkey breast,
a spice red cabbage puree,

roast potatoes.

I want this to be a really
good holiday for them.

- Good job.
- Thank you.

Well done
for today, huh?

Did really, really well.
Thank you.

That'’s a three ton boat
that we'’re trying to spin.

Yeah, we'’re lifting it,
like, from here.

- Oh, my God.
- Margot is in there.

She'’s great.

[clang]

- God!
- Did you just hit your head?

I just wasn'’t
using my eyes at all.

All righty then, guys.
Ready to go.

All right, cowgirl.

She'’s so creative.

- Hi.
- Hey, what are you doing?

Not much.
What are you doing?

I'’m just hanging.

You'’re not.

Any deck crew
available to help

me do some washing up?

Sure thing.

I remember you used to be
hanging around in the galley.

Now you'’re up here?

No, no, just doing the rounds.

Do you know about
dessert setting?

Like, which way to put things?

I thought the fork
went that way.

Yeah, so if it'’s only a fork,

then you'’re going to do
it like that way,

because when you pull it down,
it will come to the right,

because most people
are right-handed.

So if it'’s only a fork,

then they'’re most likely to go
and eat their cake like that.

Yeah?
Oh, I didn'’t know that.

Margot, she is doing so,
so well.

Last charter, she asked me
to give her the night shift.

I'’m not quite comfortable to
give her the night shift yet,

but pretty soon.

I love that.

Cheffy.
I can give a hand here.

Do you want to maybe grab all
the cushions off the sun deck?

- Do a deck check.
- Okay, yeah, yeah.

It'’s fine, I'll do this.

Oh, you'’ll do that?
Oh, okay, all right.

- Really?
- Yeah.

What was it like when
you guys found out

you were coming to Australia?

Dude, I still can'’t even,
like, fathom that I'’m here.

Yeah, right?

Us all sitting in
the living room like, oh, okay.

Yeah.

I'’m kind of hungry.

We should get ready.

All right.
I'’m a go doll myself up.

Joao, Joao, Culver.

- Are you okay if I drop down?
- Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, did I steal
your eye candy?

Not at all. Over it.

- Really?
- Of course I am.

I don'’t do second best.

Well, you don'’t
deserve second best.

I know.

I mean, who doesn'’t
love you, though?

So many people.

Still not ever going to be
the wife material, though.

You know, you'’re so pessimistic.

- I'’m 30, man.
- So what?

I'’m thirty-----ing-two,

And I'’m no one's wife.

Tsarina and I have
this connection

that nobody may understand,

but we'’re actually just very
comfortable with each other.

We have two friends in common,

but I don'’t know much
about her, to be honest.

I think there'’s a
lot more to her

that I would like
to get to know.

And you know what? I don'’t
actually really want

anything serious
for a while anyway,

because I really just
don'’t want to line myself up

to getting hurt.

If you found the
right person to cuddle,

you wouldn'’t be bitching.

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

Please.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Coming up...

- 10 meters.
- Get the stern line on.

Quick, quick, quick.

- It'’s about to touch.
- Whoa. Holy sh--.

All crew, all crew,

if you guys can
get your costume on?

Perfect.

I saw the Santa suit by my door.

- Yeah, you'’re Santa.
- Okay.

You wanted Culver to
dress up as Cupid or something?

Yes, it'’s right there.
He has to.

Like, get him to put,
like, a sheet around him

- and put a nappy on.
- Got you.

Yeah?

Cupid.

ing Cupid.

Mate, you'’ve never
heard of Cupid.

Oh, my God.
That'’s hilarious.

Who is Cupid?

Like, I know he'’s,
like, a character

with a little cartoon and
stuff like that, but, like...

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

I usually pick my costumes.

This one was granted to me.

I'’m a team player.
I'’ll go with it.

You want Cupid, Cupid'’s here.

This is so amazing.

Someone called for Santa?

Why are you dressed up?

Oh, actually,
it'’s really saggy.

It smells nice.

- You'’re Mother Earth?
- Yes.

Oh!

Cutie little pumpkin.

Oh, my God.

Feel free to take a seat and
we can get going with dinner.

Can you start plating for us?

Really nice work.
You make that yourself?

Actually, my friend did it.

I'’ve worn this every
Halloween for three years.

We'’re Halloween people.

Wow, they'’re spider nets.

Culver'’s Cupid, you know,
it'’s kind of like

just dangling it in
front of you, isn'’t it?

He'’s such a physically
beautiful whore.

Here we go.

We'’ve got a vomiting pumpkin.

Arr, me maties.

Pass me the chips.

Oh, my God.
Look at Culver.

Hey, guys.

Oh, my God, amazing.

Santa, I know him.

Does it shoot?

- It does shoot.
- Really?

[chuckles]

Now that we'’re all family,

thank you for celebrating
with us tonight.

Seeing this family aboard
definitely makes me homesick.

I miss, like, hugging
and kissing my mom,

my little brother,
my little sister.

I would love to one day be
able to bring my family

to a place like this on a yacht.

You know, going out
to sea isn'’t easy.

You'’re missing so many holidays,
so many birthdays,

and nothing can
really prepare you

for that mental toll
it takes on you.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you so much.

It'’s so good.

She does have a way
of making, like,

anything taste better
than you imagine.

Yeah.

Got to get some food.

Mm. Mm.

Yeah, I'’m starving.

- Is it good?
- Yeah.

Excuse me, I don'’t
understand you.

- Yeah.
- Arr.

Arr.

Oh, this looks so fancy.

- Oh.
- All right.

So this course,
we'’ve got the Christmas dinner.

This is some stuffed turkey,
roast potato.

You'’ve got a red cabbage puree.

And then there'’s a deep-fried
cauliflower and cheese.

- Oh, wow.
- Yes!

That was for you.

This is a shell for me?

Yeah.

What, did you get it
from the beach?

Yeah.

I have more.

We'’re just going to
give them to everyone?

No.

Oh, bless your soul.

But, oh, it'’s just such
a tricky situation.

I don'’t want to rub
anything in Tsarina'’s face,

but at the same time,

I'’m also getting along really
well with Culver.

I'’m trying to do the
right thing, but it'’s hard.

Mm! Mm!

Have you tried that potato?

- It'’s so good.
- You'’re doing great.

How'’s the dinner going?

Is it okay?

- Good.
- No, it'’s so good.

Oh, awesome.

Do you want me
to start clearing?

Yeah, I'’m done.

- You'’re going to go to bed?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- We'’ll be up early.

- Good night my loves.
- Nighty night.

Good work, guys.

I'’m going to bed.

I'’m going to go to sleep.

Yep.

What time is it?

Wait, really?
What time is it?

9:30.

The guests have already
going to bed.

- Okay, so I'’m done.
- Have a lovely sleep.

You too.

Jaimee, Jaimee.
Take all the decorations down.

And then you can go to bed.

Amazing.

- I'’ll see you in a while.
- Mwa.

[phone rings]

Hello?

What?

What?

So what happened to his face?
What does he look like?

What happened to him?

Yeah, they'’re bad kids.
Get the [bleep] out of here.

These pussy little--

I know exactly who these
- ing type of kid.

Oh, please.

That'’s----ing little pussy
mother----ers.

Oh, my----ing God, bro.

My little brother got jumped
in the schoolyard

near our house in Brooklyn.

It was four kids.

Growing up in Brooklyn,
you learn how to fight

at an earlier age.

My first fight, I was like 10.

Who wants to grow up like that?
That sh--'’s not cool.

Just send me their names.

They told my mom that the
punches were really hurting him

and he was really scared.

And the fact that
I'’m not there to protect him...

that broke my heart.

He'’s such a good boy.

[alarm sounds]

[yawns]

Morning!

Good morning.

- Hi, darling.
- You'’re so early.

- I know, isn'’t it weird?
- Yeah.

Did you want
your coffee now?

Yeah.

You'’re quite close
to your family?

Yeah, I'’m oldest of six.

My little brother actually
got----ing jumped.

He got jumped?

You know what
that means, right?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Four kids at the park.

[bleep], that'’s heavy, man.

Dealing with that sh--.

And you just want
to----ing go home.

ing rip somebody'’s
head off.

Got it.
That'’s literally how I feel.

Is your bro all right?

Yeah, he'’s all good.
Thank God.

ing deal with it
when I get back.

But you'’ve got to
be careful, bro.

You know, you don'’t want to
end up in so much sh--

that you actually can'’t
look after your family.

And I'’ve literally been
in so much trouble at home.

Zimbabwe'’s different, bro.

You go to jail every
second weekend.

You just feel so
- ing powerless, bro.

Especially when you'’re away.

- On the other side of the world.
- Exactly.

- Family'’s everything, man.
- It is.

- What'’s happening?
- Just ironing.

Nice.

Deck team, going back
to the marina.

We'’re towing the tender
in today.

Someone should be in
charge of the aft deck.

Whoever'’s the tender driver,

he should be looking
after that tow line.

There we go.

Have you got the tow line ready?

Standby, Cap.
We will let you know.

Copy that.

Oh, my goodness.

So, we'’re going to bring up
a few little platter things,

and then you have your own
breakfast that you chose.

Looking good.

Oi.

Good morning.

Do you want to help
Margot finish off cabins?

Yeah.

Hey, Cap, we got the
tow line blanked out,

so it'’s ready to be towed.

Copy that.
Thank you.

Okay, deck crew,
start hauling anchor.

Let'’s hit it.

Oh, look!

Anchor is 12 o'’clock,
medium set.

Hey, aft deck.
How'’s that tender looking?

Yeah, all good.

Cap, you got a full tow
off your starboard quarter,

and we'’re sitting pretty.

Okay.
Anchor'’s home, Cap.

- We'’re towing it now.
- Well done.

Deck team, deck team, can you
please change into your polos?

Copy that.

What are you going to miss
most about the boat?

I'’m going with
the food hands down.

Hands down, food.

[sighs]

Okay, deck.

- Roger that.
- Copy that. On my way.

Oh, I can'’t
pull this thing in.

Aft deck, do you copy?

How am I meant
to pull this in?

Yeah, copy. You'’re just waiting
for one more set of hands.

Start pulling on it.

I can'’t, mate.
It'’s too tight.

So he wants it to
come in to 15 meters,

but when he slowed down,
it'’s just tight.

I can'’t pull this thing.

I'’m speeding up again, guys.
Too late.

I'’ve got to keep going. Sorry.

Who put this line on?

Culver let it out,
I think.

- Culver?
- What'’s up?

- Did you let this out?
- Did I let that out? Yeah.

I just put a lock on it.

That line is supposed to be
at the bottom, not this line.

You can'’t release it now.
It'’s stuck.

Oh, sh--. If all three deck
team can'’t do this job,

it'’s not a good sign.

I'’ve got a tall order,

but the deck team I have
is what I'’ve got to work with.

So I need to teach, because
if I wasn'’t here to teach,

everyone would be fired.

And that'’s the truth.

Do you hear
what I'’m saying?

I do understand what
you'’re saying, but...

Any line must start
from the bottom.

Yeah.
Okay.

[sighs]

Thank you.

- So, you'’ve got it like that.
- Okay.

Spin it one around,
and then put this first.

So, from there,
you see like that.

You need to remember
which way to twist it.

All right.

All crew, all crew
will be arriving

at our destination
in half an hour.

Start drifting off and
getting into our whites.

Okay, so quick debrief.

You'’re going to
get in tender.

- Okay.
- You'’re going to be forward.

You'’re going to send
the lines off,

and myself and
Harry on the back.

Okay, are you all
right with that?

Yes.

Oh, Margot, make your bed.

So rude of me.

Tender is clearing away.

Copy that.
Well done.

I'’m just working on
bowthruster now.

[vocalizing]

Interior, interior. Can you
meet me on the swim platform?

Copy that.

Oh, this has been
such a wonderful trip.

Already zipped and shipped.

Ugh!

All right, let'’s go.

Do you want us down on this one?

- Yeah.
- Same spot?

- Margot.
- Hey.

We are 40 meters away and
then parallel.

This is my first time
on the bow alone.

I feel like Joao has
100% confidence in me,

but I definitely still feel
like there'’s a lot to learn.

I want to do my
best in this job.

It'’s not only about
letting the captain down,

but now it'’s about
letting Joao down

if I'’m not working up
to my potential.

All right.

10 meters
and we are parallel.

Get the stern line on.

Quick, quick, quick.

Secure it as quick as you can.

We are in line and we are
one meter from the dock.

Aft deck, I'’m going to come
up against those back fenders.

All right, please make sure
I don'’t hit the pylon.

Copy that.

- Nice, nice, nice.
- Noice!

In.
It'’s about to touch, Adam.

Forward. On the bow.

He might be moving it up.

Just be ready, Adam.

- So move it up.
- Yeah.

This is impossible
with one person, bro.

Come on, Adam.
Move the fender.

Secure, secure. Adam.

Whoa.

[bleep], bro.

- Holy sh--.
- [groans]

What'’s going on?

Pull up on
the bow there, Adam.

Bad damage.

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under..."

You'’re all getting the
rest of the day off.

Yeah!

Beach day!

Here we are, mate.

I can'’t wait to visit you
in New York for real.

Absolutely.

If I give you a head scratch,

can I have a neck massage?

Why are you mad at me
all of a sudden?

No, mate.

Lovers tiff. I don'’t think
it'’s going to be good.

Why is she not mad at him
and why is she mad at me?

Deck team, we'’re not going
to settle for any less

than perfection this trip.

Let'’s go, guys.

Wait, no, no, no. Stop.

Anchor'’s in the water.
It'’s slipping.

Still can'’t engage it.

Jesus Christ.