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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under."

Ow. Oh, there'’s glass.

Oh, my God, it looks so bad.

Sh--.

That would have been Adam'’s job.

We have to get this tender up. Get her out of the water.

Stop. Oh! No, no, no, no, no.

Hey!

I think Culver might have been in fast motion.

These guys really need to be whipped in shape.

Probably the wrong person to handle the controls.

Deck crew, deck crew, we should have an inbound tender.

- How are you? - I'’m good, how are you?

Watch your step.

- I'’m gonna be your roomie. - Yay!

- Jaimee, so nice to meet you. - Jaimee, Culver.

Wow.

Dating on yachts is fun.

You forget that anyone else in the world exists.

I'’ll proceed with caution.

I'’m gonna kiss you.

No, I didn'’t feel electric.

Oh...

It was a great date. It was a great date.

This would be a lot easier with four people, huh?

[bleep] does this kid do, bro.

Is he just here to collect a paycheck?

He hasn'’t----ing like helped us with sh--.

Or I will.

They think that I haven'’t been working my ass off?

Mother----ers, really?

My bestie, messaged me being like,

be his best friend and get through this.

There'’s a difference between getting through it

and sucking his dick.

Aesha.

What the [bleep]?

Look, they'’re making out. They'’re making out.

Why the [bleep] was she doing that?

She knows that I have been crushing on him.

I told her.

- Why would she tell you? - I like Culver.

Culver and I have been so close for the last week.

He doesn'’t even know that.

- And if he does... - He does.

Well, then he'’s a dick and he'’s selfish.

Now you know what he'’s like.

I know I'’m not beautiful like she is.

I know I don'’t have the figure like she doesn'’t.

And then that'’s the point.

So do you really want to be with someone

that'’s only looking for that?

That was a solid three-minute tongue and face.

I know, Harry.

Ugh!

- Come on. - I----ing hate this.

Yeah.

Margot!

Let'’s get it on.

Love being in the car by myself the whole time.

Just go ahead first, okay?

- Let'’s go to the boat. - It'’s a party. It's a party.

It'’s a party!

I'’m just going to go and time out for a minute, eh?

I'’m really, really tired.

She wouldn'’t even look at me.

Yeah, me too.

I'’m gonna go shower.

Harry, you can'’t just leave your pizza box out.

It'’s so rude.

What'’s going on with you and Harry?

I know I really like him as a friend,

but I don'’t think I really like him like that.

You should go talk to him right now.

No, I don'’t want to.

If I go in there, he'’s going to be excited

and I'’m going in there to like give him a kiss good night.

I think I should wait till...

Bro, count to three and walk into the room.

You know what to say.

I don'’t want to do this.

Are you okay?

Wait, don'’t get too excited.

I just wanted to have a conversation with you.

Yeah.

Do you have zip patches on? That'’s so cute.

Don'’t look.

You'’re not looking for like a serious relationship, are you?

No, I'’m open.

Because I'’m not.

But I'’m having so much fun with you.

- It'’s great. - Then that'’s all it has to be.

I just want to make sure that we'’re on the same page.

Go with the flow.

What? See, now I love you even more.

Oh!

Give me a kiss.

Oh, my God. That didn'’t work.

Like, what just happened?

Instead of making Harry feel uncomfortable,

I would rather just do whatever'’s going

to make him feel better.

- Oh, you want me to stay? - Yeah.

It'’s a problem. I need to work on that.

Okay.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[clattering]

Rather impressive, actually.

Because on deck,

I don'’t think the foot is down on the gas at all.

I'’m just saying.

Okay.

Okay, it went well.

You were in there for a while.

I know, because he started snuggling me.

So did that do, like, a reverse?

What'’s the matter with you?

Now I feel like I did a bad job.

Good night.

Time to set it up. Let'’s not even talk about it.

[alarm beeping]

A bit pissed off with the situation last night.

Oh, darling.

It'’s just, for me, it'’s just girl code, hey?

I'’m so sorry.

I never want to piss someone off,

but sometimes that'’s just the nature of yacht life.

And if I have a crush, all bets are off.

Yes.

[laughing]

It was a fun night.

- Oh, hi. - Hi.

How are you?

You'’re brushing your teeth.

- Yeah. - Bye.

Maybe I'’ll clean this up real quick here, Harry.

- How are you today? - Yeah, good.

- I had a good sleep, right? - Yes.

There you go. Did that work?

Yes.

You want to do these windows with me?

- Yeah. - We can tag team it.

It'’s literally just cabins and their salons.

Quick wipe down, vacuum it, if it looks like it needs a vacuum.

Yay!

Margot had a chat with me last night.

Oh, what'’d she say?

Wondering if I'’m looking for something serious or casual.

She thought the date was like a really serious thing, I think.

Oh, wow.

And Harry'’s like, I haven't even pulled out any stops yet.

And I just said, look, I don'’t know.

- I'’m open to anything. - Yeah.

- Let'’s just go with the flow. - Yeah.

I swear this vacuum sucks.

And she was like, okay, cool.

Nice, Harry.

And then we had a little cuddle finally.

It'’s so much better having a chick on the boat.

Okay.

Oh, keep walking around in circles today.

- You okay? - I'’m all right.

Yeah.

Jaimee'’s come in here like a wrecking ball.

My chef and my second stew are at odds over a boy.

My job is hard enough as it is.

I don'’t want there to be tension in the galley.

This is like my worst nightmare.

I'’m hungry today.

Aesha, Joao and Tzarina,

can we meet in the crew mess in five minutes

for a preference sheet meeting, please?

- Copy. - Copy.

Copy that.

Right. Good morning.

This is going to be a one-day charter.

Charter five. Primary charter guests.

Becky Mattson and fiancé Michelle Harrington.

Becky is a stay-at-home mother

and Michelle owns a chain of grocery stores.

Becky and Michelle will be joined by

their eldest daughter, Megan,

their daughter, Claire,

their son, Andy, and their youngest son, Elliot.

We haven'’t had a family before.

No, here we go.

I don'’t think that they're going to be getting

sh---faced on cocktails with their family thing.

I don'’t know. Have you met my family?

Yeah, true. Same with mine, but...

It'’s always different for us.

We just had porn stars, and now we have a family coming on.

So we have to now adapt ourselves

to give them more of an experience suited to them.

Itinerary requests: for lunch guest requests

at family style barbecue on the beach.

Guests want a holiday-themed dinner party.

They want chef to put a holiday spin on the dishes.

Doesn'’t have to be Christmas. Can be any other holiday.

This is going to be a fun trip.

It is. Let'’s get into it.

You got it, mate. Stick it in.

Stick it in there, Adam.

Do you want help or are you all right?

No, I'’m good.

Deck crew, deck crew, Joao.

Can you meet me in the crew mess?

All right, copy that.

Oh, I hate it when they button it.

So unnecessary.

Okay, so I know there was a bit of bitching last night

on all sides.

I understand that I'’ve come in.

You guys are a team. You guys had another bosun.

You guys liked him. And I'’ve come in to change things.

That'’s why they'’ve called me here.

Okay, so if there'’s a problem, say, look,

[bleep] it, there'’s a problem.

Tell me how you really feel.

And then, you know, we can move forward.

Oh, so there'’s no problem.

Coming up...

[bleep] off.

If there'’s a problem, say, look, [bleep] it.

There'’s a problem. Tell me how you really feel.

And then, you know, we can move forward.

I'’ve spoken to the captain and he said to me,

specifically, yes, the works aspect, we need to pick up.

So I apologize for the guns blazing.

I enjoy you guys.

There'’s no doubt I want to help you guys as much as I can.

And I would expect the help back.

So let'’s work through it.

Yeah, maybe a bit of all guns blazing at the start.

But now that you'’ve said that, like, it'’s an adjustment.

It'’s an adjustment, yes.

Yeah, you just communicated through.

Yeah.

Which I think you and I do already pretty well.

Yeah, we all have our pros and cons.

So let'’s try and find out each other'’s pros

and use them for each other. All right.

Cool, brother.

Happy, guys?

Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

[bleep] man.

La la la la la.

How'’s all the interior going?

The main salon is done. I vacuumed. I wiped.

- Thank you. - Oh...

- Hi. - Hey.

No, no.

Oh...

[bleep] off.

Really?

I just feel a bit rejected,

and it just gives me flashbacks of my whole childhood.

Culver'’s the jock. I am the weird kid.

Jaimee'’s the cheerleader.

And now it'’s time to put the head brace back on

and go eat crayons in the corner.

Why is this hose leaking so bad?

Aesha, Aesha, Joao. Provisions are on the dock.

Copy. Thanks.

Morning.

Yay, holiday things.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, that'’s heavy.

That'’s it, guys. Well done.

All crew, all crew.

Guest arrival will be in 30 minutes.

Please change into your whites.

Copy.

They want champagne and mocktail for Claire

and just a soft drink for Elliot.

Aesha, Aesha.

Did you want to do sour patches with the cheese board?

Yes.

All crew, all crew. Can we meet on the aft deck, please?

Thank you.

Here they come.

Oh, my God.

- Hello! - Hey!

Hello!

Do we have your permission to come on, Captain?

Please, please!

Thank you.

Welcome, welcome, welcome aboard.

- Hey! - Nice to meet you.

[chattering]

Harry, how are you? Nice to meet you.

Mocktail for you.

- Here'’s to fun. - Yeah!

Welcome aboard Northern Sun.

We'’ve got a little bit of sunshine,

so we'’re going to get out to Green Island straight away.

Aesha will show you around.

And I don'’t think we've ever had a family before,

so we'’re so excited.

This family'’s making me miss my little girl.

She'’s probably playing on the beach somewhere,

swimming, diving,

running away from schoolwork.

Yeah, I miss Sassy immensely every day.

All right, guys. It'’s luggage.

We all have been excited about this charter.

Let'’s go.

This is the primary suite.

- Look at the wallpaper, though. - Beautiful.

Oh, my gosh, it'’s kind of like your thing at home.

When I make the bed, I put a heart.

Oh! Bless you.

You can come and do the housekeeping.

Absolutely.

Bathroom'’s nice.

Hey, we can all put in our swimsuits

and have a pool party in here.

We got some platters ready for you guys through here.

- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, man.

Now we'’re talking.

Deck team, deck team, can you please change into your polos?

Copy that.

Well, we'’re very happy you'’re here.

- Where did you guys come from? - Wisconsin.

I'’m from Wisconsin.

- No way. - This is really exciting for me.

Oh, yeah, you'’re from Wisconsin.

- Yeah. - Where?

Madison.

- Oh, my God. - You'’re 40 minutes from us.

Can I go back with you guys?

- Yeah. - I'’m just kidding.

- You guys ready? - Yep.

So who just graduated? You did?

She graduated as a neuroscience major.

- Yeah. - Jesus Christ.

Yeah.

I think at least three are geniuses.

They have their father'’s brain.

She'’s with me. She'’s with me.

Wow.

I'’ve been going out with my buddy.

Wow. That was criminal.

I'’m so excited to have this family on board,

because I love kids.

I'’ve got three nieces at home,

and I always play board games and things with them,

and I never let them win, because life is harsh,

and they need to know that.

- So how old are you guys? - 15.

- And what about you? - 20.

- 21. - 21, and she'’s 25.

25.

Aft is ready to go on standby.

Okay, take off the bow line,

and take off the stern crossover.

Nice.

All clear on the bow.

And take off that spring line.

Stern line is removed.

We'’re off.

All clear to swing.

Culver, can you bring those fenders in?

Swing it on over.

All right, good work, team.

Okay, just pop it around nicely, tighten it.

Yep. So you do four figures of eight.

I would just do a round turn, and then do it.

No. If you do a round turn, there'’s no tension.

All of them should be four figures first.

So one, two, three, four.

Right.

And then whatever lock you want.

Okay, cool.

- Sorry, I'’m not trying to be... - No, I hear you, brother.

The way I grew up, you know, my mother always taught me,

you give the janitor the same amount of respect

that you give the CEO.

With Joao, I'’m starting to realize

that he has one of those personalities.

Gets me thinking of him in a different light.

All right, I'’ll do it from that now on.

Thanks, mate.

- So fun. - We will have lots of fun.

You dogged that whole worm.

When it comes to those gummy worms,

I'’m taking it down.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can you please change into your wets?

Copy.

Sh--.

I thought you said, don'’t eat that, Culver.

I did.

[bleep]

The hand that feeds me is not happy.

The hand is, like, turned into a fist and coming my way.

[bleep] I really hope these kisses are worth it

because if I don'’t get fed anymore...

Oh, no.

In the fridge? Or nothing?

All right. So I'’m going to go get changed.

- You guys all right? - Yeah.

Kind of wondering.

We'’re on a----ing super yacht.

Someone bought that uniform and gave it to you to wear.

You can'’t just cut your sleeves off.

You look like Fred Flintstone, mate.

Sort your sh-- out.

Coming up...

Phenomenal.

Hey, Joao, do you copy?

Getting there quick. Time'’s running out.

Vlasoff Cay, if you don'’t get off in time,

the island disappears.

We have to hurry because this is not good at all.

I knew he was going to do that sh--.

Yeah.

I might have given you the wrong impression.

The date and that kind of thing.

Like, it was just, like, fun.

- We'’re both just having fun. - Exactly, exactly.

Margot wants a casual thing,

which is fine,

but I still really like her.

It'’s just nice to have someone to cuddle on the boat.

I know.

I'’m going to just go with the flow,

charm her with my looks, my accent.

Slow and steady wins the race.

Sweet talk.

You want to chat about barbecue, beach set up?

There is hazards because of the swell.

We'’ll come around here.

The swell might be blocked from there.

Okay.

If it is a bit swelly in that, we'’ll come around here.

And then the first thing we do is load up, go to shore,

- come back and get guests. - Perfect.

Vlasoff Cay, it'’s a great spot.

It'’s got a beautiful sand cay that exposes itself at low tide.

Once you get out there,

you'’re absolutely surrounded by nothing but water.

So it'’s perfect for a beach setup.

However, if you don'’t get off in time,

your island disappears,

then you'’ll be swimming home.

Needs some more salt.

Can'’t really like compete with your food.

- Hi, mate. - You guys all right?

- Yeah. - Right.

Can we get everything prepped?

Full beach set up.

Fill up the Eskies with drinks, sprites and stuff.

Right.

I'’ll meet you up there now, mate.

All right.

Take your time, man. Ugh.

Jaimee...

- Yeah. - All right. Let'’s take a look.

Yeah. A little island.

Chef, what is for lunch?

- Mac and cheese. - Steak, lobster.

Mac and cheese.

So we need steak knives.

Deck crew, deck crew, put two shackles out.

Copy that.

That'’s two shackles at the water line.

Okay, deck, let'’s move into beach set up mode.

Copy.

- You got napkins, eh? - Yes.

- Goodbye. - Yeah.

Oh, what'’s that?

That'’s a beer-bong.

- So you pour it in there. - Right.

Oh, my God. That'’s awesome.

I got them these for Christmas.

Show her how it'’s done.

- If I have to. - Nice.

Good mother.

- See that path? - Yes.

We have made it to the beach.

- Yeah, boy. - We'’re offloading now.

- Right here, Jaimee. - Right here.

Go.

- Are we going back? - Yeah, you and I.

Yep.

Hey, mate, that'’s the lowest the tide'’s going to be.

Copy that. We'’ll grab the guests

and then we'’ll head back.

Make it easy. We'’re good.

Brought seven chairs, right?

Is it going to be annoying to do a girls swap over?

It might be.

Maybe I should send Margot now.

Yeah.

Do you want to hit at this?

Um, I'’m good.

- Hey, Margot. - Hi.

Can you get changed and go to the beach like right now?

- Yeah. - Can I change into my rasher?

Yeah. Yes.

If you do that, then come to the aft, that would be awesome.

- Okay. Great. - Yeah.

Don'’t leave Jaimee and Culver and Tsarina on the beach

for three hours together. Trapped.

Do you need any help?

No.

Cool.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

- Enjoy your time. - Bye.

Oh, here comes the crew.

We'’re back into paradise.

How cool is this?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Have fun.

- Unbelievable. - Nobody gets to do this.

Like ever.

You didn'’t even look at it.

Ah!

Go, Cheffy.

Yeah. Don'’t try to get in my good books now, you fawn.

You deserve it.

- Am I going down? - Yeah.

Awesome. I'’ll see you in two hours.

Crazy.

How bad do you want to eat that?

All right. So my lobster people.

Oh, my God.

That looks delightful.

Heck, yeah.

That'’s cool.

Typical stewardess photo.

- From afar. - Unbelievable.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

Joao, Joao, we'’re going to start picking up.

Do you want to go to shore and get guests?

Copy that, on my way.

- How is it? - Unbelievable.

Yay.

I'’m here for my compliments.

Seriously, this lobster is amazing.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Does anyone want any more or anything?

No. It'’s perfect.

- Face away. - Face away.

Oh, so good.

- Love it. - You'’ve never made anything bad.

I have made bad choices, though.

You sure have.

Dang.

It'’s unreal. There's not even like a restaurant

on this island and we'’re eating steak and lobster.

Phenomenal.

Wow, that tide'’s going to come in quickly.

Oh, look at that.

Hey, Joao, do you copy? Crank it up a little bit.

Try and get in there quick.

We'’ve got a bit of tide coming in.

Time'’s running out.

So the quicker you get back, the better.

Copy that, on my way.

Hey, guys, the tender is here.

We have to hurry because this is not good at all.

Now we'’re in a little bit of a rush.

- Here we go, Margot-rita. - You and me, man.

Hey, welcome back, guys.

Can you give me it?

Thank you.

Let'’s go. Let'’s hit this sh--.

- This is our workout. - Quite a long day.

[bleep]

- Hey. - The tide'’s coming up.

- Can I put this on? - Yeah.

I'’m literally sh--ting myself.

The wave sends the boat this way,

but on return, it goes like this.

As soon as it goes like this,

if the next wave gets into the boat,

the thing will capsize, it will roll,

we will lose the boat or we'’ll beach the boat.

If we don'’t get something done quickly,

we'’re not going anywhere.

Okay.

Ah!

[grunting]

Sh--, we'’re beached.

Okay.

Yeah.

[grunting]

That'’s it, keep going.

Just go to the back. I'’ll push here.

Okay.

Come on, guys.

[grunting]

That'’s it, that's it.

[shouting]

Yes!

Start it!

- Starting. - Go.

- Woo! - Nice, boys! Nice, ladies.

Holy sh--, I have no experience

on tenders getting beached.

And that was, like, the craziest thing to me.

I feel like a superhero.

All right, forward. You got it.

I mean, just keep hard left, yeah.

Yeah.

- Cap. - You'’re good, mate.

Good? Yeah, everyone'’s back on board.

How did it go on the beach?

The tender, we almost capsized it.

Margot even jumped in the water.

If we didn'’t have her as well, we would have been stuck there.

Well, you had everyone.

You left me on the boat by myself.

Well, thankfully.

Yeah.

All crew, all crew.

Please change into your blacks.

- This is really pretty. - Thank you.

Oh, I thought you were looking at me.

Oh, no.

♪ Rudy toot toot

Um, it'’s now a good time to ask you

what'’s on the menu or not really?

Yeah, sure.

So the first one, Halloween?

Yeah.

I'’ve got spice pumpkin soup.

- I did little bowls. - Yeah.

And then I'’m going to do this,

with guacamole pouring out of its mouth.

- I love it. - Chips and dips.

Our guests have asked for a holiday themed dinner.

So I'’m going to be doing a Halloween themed starter.

And my main course is, of course, Christmas.

Stuffed turkey breast, a spice red cabbage puree,

roast potatoes.

I want this to be a really good holiday for them.

- Good job. - Thank you.

Well done for today, huh?

Did really, really well. Thank you.

That'’s a three ton boat that we'’re trying to spin.

Yeah, we'’re lifting it, like, from here.

- Oh, my God. - Margot is in there.

She'’s great.

[clang]

- God! - Did you just hit your head?

I just wasn'’t using my eyes at all.

All righty then, guys. Ready to go.

All right, cowgirl.

She'’s so creative.

- Hi. - Hey, what are you doing?

Not much. What are you doing?

I'’m just hanging.

You'’re not.

Any deck crew available to help

me do some washing up?

Sure thing.

I remember you used to be hanging around in the galley.

Now you'’re up here?

No, no, just doing the rounds.

Do you know about dessert setting?

Like, which way to put things?

I thought the fork went that way.

Yeah, so if it'’s only a fork,

then you'’re going to do it like that way,

because when you pull it down, it will come to the right,

because most people are right-handed.

So if it'’s only a fork,

then they'’re most likely to go and eat their cake like that.

Yeah? Oh, I didn'’t know that.

Margot, she is doing so, so well.

Last charter, she asked me to give her the night shift.

I'’m not quite comfortable to give her the night shift yet,

but pretty soon.

I love that.

Cheffy. I can give a hand here.

Do you want to maybe grab all the cushions off the sun deck?

- Do a deck check. - Okay, yeah, yeah.

It'’s fine, I'll do this.

Oh, you'’ll do that? Oh, okay, all right.

- Really? - Yeah.

What was it like when you guys found out

you were coming to Australia?

Dude, I still can'’t even, like, fathom that I'’m here.

Yeah, right?

Us all sitting in the living room like, oh, okay.

Yeah.

I'’m kind of hungry.

We should get ready.

All right. I'’m a go doll myself up.

Joao, Joao, Culver.

- Are you okay if I drop down? - Yeah, yeah.

Sorry, did I steal your eye candy?

Not at all. Over it.

- Really? - Of course I am.

I don'’t do second best.

Well, you don'’t deserve second best.

I know.

I mean, who doesn'’t love you, though?

So many people.

Still not ever going to be the wife material, though.

You know, you'’re so pessimistic.

- I'’m 30, man. - So what?

I'’m thirty-----ing-two,

And I'’m no one's wife.

Tsarina and I have this connection

that nobody may understand,

but we'’re actually just very comfortable with each other.

We have two friends in common,

but I don'’t know much about her, to be honest.

I think there'’s a lot more to her

that I would like to get to know.

And you know what? I don'’t actually really want

anything serious for a while anyway,

because I really just don'’t want to line myself up

to getting hurt.

If you found the right person to cuddle,

you wouldn'’t be bitching.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

Please.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Coming up...

- 10 meters. - Get the stern line on.

Quick, quick, quick.

- It'’s about to touch. - Whoa. Holy sh--.

All crew, all crew,

if you guys can get your costume on?

Perfect.

I saw the Santa suit by my door.

- Yeah, you'’re Santa. - Okay.

You wanted Culver to dress up as Cupid or something?

Yes, it'’s right there. He has to.

Like, get him to put, like, a sheet around him

- and put a nappy on. - Got you.

Yeah?

Cupid.

ing Cupid.

Mate, you'’ve never heard of Cupid.

Oh, my God. That'’s hilarious.

Who is Cupid?

Like, I know he'’s, like, a character

with a little cartoon and stuff like that, but, like...

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

I usually pick my costumes.

This one was granted to me.

I'’m a team player. I'’ll go with it.

You want Cupid, Cupid'’s here.

This is so amazing.

Someone called for Santa?

Why are you dressed up?

Oh, actually, it'’s really saggy.

It smells nice.

- You'’re Mother Earth? - Yes.

Oh!

Cutie little pumpkin.

Oh, my God.

Feel free to take a seat and we can get going with dinner.

Can you start plating for us?

Really nice work. You make that yourself?

Actually, my friend did it.

I'’ve worn this every Halloween for three years.

We'’re Halloween people.

Wow, they'’re spider nets.

Culver'’s Cupid, you know, it'’s kind of like

just dangling it in front of you, isn'’t it?

He'’s such a physically beautiful whore.

Here we go.

We'’ve got a vomiting pumpkin.

Arr, me maties.

Pass me the chips.

Oh, my God. Look at Culver.

Hey, guys.

Oh, my God, amazing.

Santa, I know him.

Does it shoot?

- It does shoot. - Really?

[chuckles]

Now that we'’re all family,

thank you for celebrating with us tonight.

Seeing this family aboard definitely makes me homesick.

I miss, like, hugging and kissing my mom,

my little brother, my little sister.

I would love to one day be able to bring my family

to a place like this on a yacht.

You know, going out to sea isn'’t easy.

You'’re missing so many holidays, so many birthdays,

and nothing can really prepare you

for that mental toll it takes on you.

- Enjoy. - Thank you so much.

It'’s so good.

She does have a way of making, like,

anything taste better than you imagine.

Yeah.

Got to get some food.

Mm. Mm.

Yeah, I'’m starving.

- Is it good? - Yeah.

Excuse me, I don'’t understand you.

- Yeah. - Arr.

Arr.

Oh, this looks so fancy.

- Oh. - All right.

So this course, we'’ve got the Christmas dinner.

This is some stuffed turkey, roast potato.

You'’ve got a red cabbage puree.

And then there'’s a deep-fried cauliflower and cheese.

- Oh, wow. - Yes!

That was for you.

This is a shell for me?

Yeah.

What, did you get it from the beach?

Yeah.

I have more.

We'’re just going to give them to everyone?

No.

Oh, bless your soul.

But, oh, it'’s just such a tricky situation.

I don'’t want to rub anything in Tsarina'’s face,

but at the same time,

I'’m also getting along really well with Culver.

I'’m trying to do the right thing, but it'’s hard.

Mm! Mm!

Have you tried that potato?

- It'’s so good. - You'’re doing great.

How'’s the dinner going?

Is it okay?

- Good. - No, it'’s so good.

Oh, awesome.

Do you want me to start clearing?

Yeah, I'’m done.

- You'’re going to go to bed? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - We'’ll be up early.

- Good night my loves. - Nighty night.

Good work, guys.

I'’m going to bed.

I'’m going to go to sleep.

Yep.

What time is it?

Wait, really? What time is it?

9:30.

The guests have already going to bed.

- Okay, so I'’m done. - Have a lovely sleep.

You too.

Jaimee, Jaimee. Take all the decorations down.

And then you can go to bed.

Amazing.

- I'’ll see you in a while. - Mwa.

[phone rings]

Hello?

What?

What?

So what happened to his face? What does he look like?

What happened to him?

Yeah, they'’re bad kids. Get the [bleep] out of here.

These pussy little--

I know exactly who these - ing type of kid.

Oh, please.

That'’s----ing little pussy mother----ers.

Oh, my----ing God, bro.

My little brother got jumped in the schoolyard

near our house in Brooklyn.

It was four kids.

Growing up in Brooklyn, you learn how to fight

at an earlier age.

My first fight, I was like 10.

Who wants to grow up like that? That sh--'’s not cool.

Just send me their names.

They told my mom that the punches were really hurting him

and he was really scared.

And the fact that I'’m not there to protect him...

that broke my heart.

He'’s such a good boy.

[alarm sounds]

[yawns]

Morning!

Good morning.

- Hi, darling. - You'’re so early.

- I know, isn'’t it weird? - Yeah.

Did you want your coffee now?

Yeah.

You'’re quite close to your family?

Yeah, I'’m oldest of six.

My little brother actually got----ing jumped.

He got jumped?

You know what that means, right?

- Yeah, yeah. - Four kids at the park.

[bleep], that'’s heavy, man.

Dealing with that sh--.

And you just want to----ing go home.

ing rip somebody'’s head off.

Got it. That'’s literally how I feel.

Is your bro all right?

Yeah, he'’s all good. Thank God.

ing deal with it when I get back.

But you'’ve got to be careful, bro.

You know, you don'’t want to end up in so much sh--

that you actually can'’t look after your family.

And I'’ve literally been in so much trouble at home.

Zimbabwe'’s different, bro.

You go to jail every second weekend.

You just feel so - ing powerless, bro.

Especially when you'’re away.

- On the other side of the world. - Exactly.

- Family'’s everything, man. - It is.

- What'’s happening? - Just ironing.

Nice.

Deck team, going back to the marina.

We'’re towing the tender in today.

Someone should be in charge of the aft deck.

Whoever'’s the tender driver,

he should be looking after that tow line.

There we go.

Have you got the tow line ready?

Standby, Cap. We will let you know.

Copy that.

Oh, my goodness.

So, we'’re going to bring up a few little platter things,

and then you have your own breakfast that you chose.

Looking good.

Oi.

Good morning.

Do you want to help Margot finish off cabins?

Yeah.

Hey, Cap, we got the tow line blanked out,

so it'’s ready to be towed.

Copy that. Thank you.

Okay, deck crew, start hauling anchor.

Let'’s hit it.

Oh, look!

Anchor is 12 o'’clock, medium set.

Hey, aft deck. How'’s that tender looking?

Yeah, all good.

Cap, you got a full tow off your starboard quarter,

and we'’re sitting pretty.

Okay. Anchor'’s home, Cap.

- We'’re towing it now. - Well done.

Deck team, deck team, can you please change into your polos?

Copy that.

What are you going to miss most about the boat?

I'’m going with the food hands down.

Hands down, food.

[sighs]

Okay, deck.

- Roger that. - Copy that. On my way.

Oh, I can'’t pull this thing in.

Aft deck, do you copy?

How am I meant to pull this in?

Yeah, copy. You'’re just waiting for one more set of hands.

Start pulling on it.

I can'’t, mate. It'’s too tight.

So he wants it to come in to 15 meters,

but when he slowed down, it'’s just tight.

I can'’t pull this thing.

I'’m speeding up again, guys. Too late.

I'’ve got to keep going. Sorry.

Who put this line on?

Culver let it out, I think.

- Culver? - What'’s up?

- Did you let this out? - Did I let that out? Yeah.

I just put a lock on it.

That line is supposed to be at the bottom, not this line.

You can'’t release it now. It'’s stuck.

Oh, sh--. If all three deck team can'’t do this job,

it'’s not a good sign.

I'’ve got a tall order,

but the deck team I have is what I'’ve got to work with.

So I need to teach, because if I wasn'’t here to teach,

everyone would be fired.

And that'’s the truth.

Do you hear what I'’m saying?

I do understand what you'’re saying, but...

Any line must start from the bottom.

Yeah. Okay.

[sighs]

Thank you.

- So, you'’ve got it like that. - Okay.

Spin it one around, and then put this first.

So, from there, you see like that.

You need to remember which way to twist it.

All right.

All crew, all crew will be arriving

at our destination in half an hour.

Start drifting off and getting into our whites.

Okay, so quick debrief.

You'’re going to get in tender.

- Okay. - You'’re going to be forward.

You'’re going to send the lines off,

and myself and Harry on the back.

Okay, are you all right with that?

Yes.

Oh, Margot, make your bed.

So rude of me.

Tender is clearing away.

Copy that. Well done.

I'’m just working on bowthruster now.

[vocalizing]

Interior, interior. Can you meet me on the swim platform?

Copy that.

Oh, this has been such a wonderful trip.

Already zipped and shipped.

Ugh!

All right, let'’s go.

Do you want us down on this one?

- Yeah. - Same spot?

- Margot. - Hey.

We are 40 meters away and then parallel.

This is my first time on the bow alone.

I feel like Joao has 100% confidence in me,

but I definitely still feel like there'’s a lot to learn.

I want to do my best in this job.

It'’s not only about letting the captain down,

but now it'’s about letting Joao down

if I'’m not working up to my potential.

All right.

10 meters and we are parallel.

Get the stern line on.

Quick, quick, quick.

Secure it as quick as you can.

We are in line and we are one meter from the dock.

Aft deck, I'’m going to come up against those back fenders.

All right, please make sure I don'’t hit the pylon.

Copy that.

- Nice, nice, nice. - Noice!

In. It'’s about to touch, Adam.

Forward. On the bow.

He might be moving it up.

Just be ready, Adam.

- So move it up. - Yeah.

This is impossible with one person, bro.

Come on, Adam. Move the fender.

Secure, secure. Adam.

Whoa.

[bleep], bro.

- Holy sh--. - [groans]

What'’s going on?

Pull up on the bow there, Adam.

Bad damage.

Next on "Below Deck Down Under..."

You'’re all getting the rest of the day off.

Yeah!

Beach day!

Here we are, mate.

I can'’t wait to visit you in New York for real.

Absolutely.

If I give you a head scratch,

can I have a neck massage?

Why are you mad at me all of a sudden?

No, mate.

Lovers tiff. I don'’t think it'’s going to be good.

Why is she not mad at him and why is she mad at me?

Deck team, we'’re not going to settle for any less

than perfection this trip.

Let'’s go, guys.

Wait, no, no, no. Stop.

Anchor'’s in the water. It'’s slipping.

Still can'’t engage it.

Jesus Christ.