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Are you guys sure about this? Of course.
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You really don't have to, like, help me
like this.
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I know, but we're best friends, and we
want to help you, and this would be good
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practice. Yeah, what better practice to
do than on real people? And I think we
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will be perfect for the job.
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I mean, no, it's, like, super cool.
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You think you're sure?
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Yeah. Of course.
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I am 100 % sure.
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Please.
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We want to help you any way we can.
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Just make sure you relax, okay?
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Okay.
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And if you come pretty quickly, that's
okay, too. This is all just practice,
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okay? Okay.
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Good.
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I just, like, you know, I don't want
things to be, like, weird or anything.
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Because we're friends.
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No, I think we should be fine. I think.
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And nothing will be weird unless we make
it weird. And we're all best friends.
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So I don't think it should be weird.
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You guys are so cool.
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I like know so much about like sex
stuff.
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Yeah.
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That's why we're lending our expertise
to you.
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He says I get to think about, like, when
I get close, I think about, like, my
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grandma, like, naked, right? Yeah, or
try to do math or something in your
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Yeah, you've always been good at that,
you know?
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Okay, yeah, so I just try to think
about, yeah.
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Math or anything that might just
distract your brain.
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My favorite, ice cream.
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Anything at all?
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How long do you think you typically last
with a woman?
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Well, I think the last time was like,
maybe like, I think I'm giving like four
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minutes.
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That's not pretty. That's not that bad,
but we can get you further.
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Definitely. Something we can work with.
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Remember to relax.
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Think about those math equations, okay?
Okay, okay. You're doing such a good
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job, though.
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Okay, I think I'm okay.
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You're good? Yeah.
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All right.
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Remember to go easy on him.
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You're doing good. You're lasting longer
than you probably normally would.
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I was afraid I might come right away.
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Well, that's what we're here for.
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Mm -hmm.
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Good job. Okay.
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Maybe try some long division.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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should I keep still for a second?
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Of course.
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You're doing such a good job. Thank you
for telling us.
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I'm just right here.
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Okay, I think I'm good. You're doing
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a really good job at telling us. I'm so
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glad we're practicing.
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Don't be shy to tell us what feels good.
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That also feels good.
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What if I wrote you? Want to try that?
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Put it in my little pussy?
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You think you're ready for that?
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Yeah, I'm going to try it. All right.
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Just remember to stay relaxed.
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Okay. And just, if you get close, tell
us.
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You're doing such a good job.
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You ready?
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Yeah.
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Hold the dress up for me, of course.
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And remember, once you go in, to give
him a second.
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See,
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just like that.
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Feels good to me too.
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You're doing a great job.
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Just doing such a good job.
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Remember, if you're getting close to
tell us, okay?
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Yeah.
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Good.
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You're doing such a good job.
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Are you still doing okay?
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Oh, I probably need a second.
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Okay,
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let me just sit there for a second, I
think.
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I was just thinking about math problems.
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Math problems.
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Okay. And the beads.
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Okay,
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you can come back inside.
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You're listening so well.
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It feels good, too.
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I think this has got to be longer than
I've made it before.
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That's good. The practice is paying off.
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Let's see how long you can last.
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Sound good?
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Yeah.
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See if you can last in this position
now.
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Okay.
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Can I put it in my mouth?
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Just put it right in there.
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Okay. Just like that.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Anyway, like this, it just hits a
different spot, too, for me.
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Oh, this is so good.
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Oh,
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I got really close.
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It's okay.
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You've got to do what you've got to do
to last longer, right? Oh, I think I
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will. This is such a good job.
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Yeah, it's exciting.
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It's okay.
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I think I felt like most of it. I didn't
come all the way.
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That's good.
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It's about my turn, don't you think?
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Okay, cool.
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Do
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you
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think you're good now?
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Yeah. Good? How are we?
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Let me get ready.
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Got it?
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You ready for her to move? Yeah.
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Okay.
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You've lasted so long.
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Thank you.
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You did such a good job.
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Well, I kind of like, I kind of can, a
little bit, but I stopped it.
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Exactly. Good.
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Learning to control it is basically
happening.
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One second.
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Yeah.
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You're doing such a good job.
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It's been definitely over 10 minutes. So
you beat your record by double, maybe
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triple.
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Ready? You can lower.
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There you go.
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Perfect.
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Good job.
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Remember to tell her when you get close
again.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I got a little too close, but I
think I'm okay.
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Okay,
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I'll
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get you to go back in now.
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Go do it.
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All right, you ready for me to move?
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Perfect.
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Mmm.
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This is so good.
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You see
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you're
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making her feel good at the same time
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Good job. Just like that.
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You want to put it in my mouth really
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fast?
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Good job. Just like that.
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You want to put it in my mouth really
fast and then put it back in me?
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Let me get back on top?
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Yeah, sure.
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You've lasted for a really long time.
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You're doing such a good job. I'm so
glad we did this practice with you.
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Can I
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put it back in my mouth?
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Yeah, sure.
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You guys are both doing really good.
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It's okay.
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Just put it in my mouth, okay?
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Come in your mouth?
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Yes. Okay.
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Such a good job.
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Felt to me like that was more than four
minutes.
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Yeah, that's way more than that.
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You guys are the best friends ever.
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What are best friends for?
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I'm like a pro at almost everything.
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Yeah. Yes, you are.
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We can practice this again whenever you
like.
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