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Hello, so you're coming to the sperm
clinic, I see.
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Yeah. Great. Well, in order to do that,
we're going to have to do a little bit
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of an examination on you.
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We're going to have to take, you know,
proper precautions and take a look at
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whole anatomy of your body and make sure
that everything is qualified to take
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these sperm samples and put them inside
you.
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So, what brings you in today, exactly?
Why did you come to the sperm clinic?
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Um, yeah, I was just bored.
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Bored? Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Bored. Okay.
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Well, we have a lot of great samples for
you to try.
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But, I mean, we have special samples,
too.
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And we can, you know, give you a little
bit of a sample, if you like. I could
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take some samples from the freezing
section and give them to you.
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In order to know what sample you need,
we need to do an examination.
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So could you please remove your shoes?
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Now we're going to have to take the top
off too because, you know what, sides of
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the breast are very important because,
you know, we need to know exactly what
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side they are. And if you want to, you
do put sperm inside you.
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They will grow, you know, and we want to
make sure that everything's going to be
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okay. So, yeah, there you go.
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And, of course, we also want to check
for cancer cells, make sure nothing's
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growing there that shouldn't be growing.
We want to make sure that you have
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great, healthy breath. Exactly. We want
to make sure that everything is healthy
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and great.
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Now, what we're going to do is we're
going to feel the tissue of your breath
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make sure that there's no lung.
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Yeah, there you go.
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No, you know, sort of tumors. You can
tell that, you know, the breath is too
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hard on one side. But it seems to be
very nice.
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Very nice.
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Yes. Now we must examine the nipples and
make sure that the nipples are
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properly.
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We want to be able to check and see that
when you decide to have your own, that
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they latch properly.
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You know what? These are very latchable
nipples, Doctor. Mm -hmm.
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What do you think, Doctor?
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I think they're really, really good.
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You're healthy. Nice.
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I don't see no problems.
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And now, the bottoms.
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If you don't mind, of course. We
apologize for not having any robes to
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you.
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There you go. Now, you probably kind of
want to sit back on the table, and we're
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just going to have to do an examination
on your vagina.
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Mm -hmm.
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It looks very good, very tight.
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And going into the vagina section, there
is the clitoris.
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Mm -hmm. Now open wide. Let me see your
mouth.
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Yep. There it is.
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Very cool. I mean, it's better to see
whether or not the texture of the vagina
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needs to be more examined.
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Yep. Oh, see that? Do you see that right
there?
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What am I looking at, doctor? You're
looking at a perfectly round, nice,
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pussy.
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Mm -hmm. It's very fat, doctor.
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It is.
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A very nice ass and a very fat pussy.
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It is. I think it needs to be eaten.
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Taste it. Like a cupcake.
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There you go.
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Excellent job.
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Excellent.
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It tastes really good, Doctor.
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Now, that's great. We're going to have
to get you back on your back here, and
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we're going to...
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Now we're going to put you into stress
so that way we can get a proper
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examination. Exactly.
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Beautiful labia.
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Yes.
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Healthy, clean.
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Smells good.
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Yep. Smells really good.
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Okay. Very good.
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Now we're just going to have to take a
little bit deeper test into this.
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I think it's good. Why don't you give it
a try?
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So what's this part for?
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So we have scientifically proven that
the sweeter the pussy, the more fertile
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the woman.
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Okay. Yeah.
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We can show you some.
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some pamphlets of the sperm donors that
we have. That way you can choose your
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best match.
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Um, you know, I was kind of thinking of
the doctor being my sperm donor.
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Oh, well, it's something that I could
possibly get into. Yeah, I don't see why
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not. And I was thinking of more of like
a natural way of like getting pregnant,
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you know.
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You're actually in the right place for
that because we are very hands -on at
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this clinic, very holistic, all natural.
We try not to use too much machinery
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because obviously that's not part of the
natural plan of things.
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Yeah. Are you ready for the procedure?
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Yeah, I am.
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Perfect. Are you ready, doctor?
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Prepare the tool.
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What are your qualifications?
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I have a PhD in medicine.
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I went to Harvard, graduated, and
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I helped stock on the weekend.
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Whether or not you wanted a male or a
female I didn't even know it was an
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Of course it's an option That's because
different positions Promise different
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outcomes I
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think I might want a female A
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female?
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Doctor, I think we might have to put her
in doggy style.
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I think so, too.
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After a few more strokes.
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Yeah,
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why don't you get in there, doggy?
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Oh, doctor!
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You're going to give her triplets at
that rate.
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I'm just, you know, making everything
flowable.
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Getting all the tubes nice and loose so
the sperm can go down.
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Do you feel her cervix, doctor?
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Yeah, sure.
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I feel a lot of stuff.
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That ensures your vagina.
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How many is in order, then?
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I want to make sure you're as
comfortable as possible.
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We love a proactive patient.
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That looks real good, doctor.
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Ready for the side -by -side.
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There you go, nurse.
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This is good. This is the best way, best
procedure.
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I kiss you to milk your penis.
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Mm -hmm.
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Is everything feeling better?
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It feels pretty good. Everything's
intact.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to lay your seed inside of me.
Yes, yes. Come inside of me. It's
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building. Pot load.
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One of the hottest loads you've ever
made.
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We'll see you next time.
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Gotta keep checking that they're
latchable.
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Still got to ensure you have a healthy
mouth.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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She's so ready for you. Yes.
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I'm feeling the warmth inside of me.
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That looks pretty good. That looks like
a successful insemination doctor.
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Yes,
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I can see it let it work inside the
vagina.
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I think it's very good.
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I didn't go to school.
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Yeah, sorry.
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Oh well.
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Eh, oh well.
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I guess you're not bored.
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I'm not bored anymore.
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