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Hello, so you're coming to the sperm clinic, I see.

Yeah. Great. Well, in order to do that, we're going to have to do a little bit

of an examination on you.

We're going to have to take, you know, proper precautions and take a look at

whole anatomy of your body and make sure that everything is qualified to take

these sperm samples and put them inside you.

So, what brings you in today, exactly? Why did you come to the sperm clinic?

Um, yeah, I was just bored.

Bored? Yeah.

Hmm.

Bored. Okay.

Well, we have a lot of great samples for you to try.

But, I mean, we have special samples, too.

And we can, you know, give you a little bit of a sample, if you like. I could

take some samples from the freezing section and give them to you.

In order to know what sample you need, we need to do an examination.

So could you please remove your shoes?

Yeah.

Great.

Now we're going to have to take the top off too because, you know what, sides of

the breast are very important because, you know, we need to know exactly what

side they are. And if you want to, you do put sperm inside you.

They will grow, you know, and we want to make sure that everything's going to be

okay. So, yeah, there you go.

And, of course, we also want to check for cancer cells, make sure nothing's

growing there that shouldn't be growing. We want to make sure that you have

great, healthy breath. Exactly. We want to make sure that everything is healthy

and great.

Now, what we're going to do is we're going to feel the tissue of your breath

make sure that there's no lung.

Yeah, there you go.

No, you know, sort of tumors. You can tell that, you know, the breath is too

hard on one side. But it seems to be very nice.

Very nice.

Yes. Now we must examine the nipples and make sure that the nipples are

properly.

We want to be able to check and see that when you decide to have your own, that

they latch properly.

You know what? These are very latchable nipples, Doctor. Mm -hmm.

What do you think, Doctor?

I think they're really, really good.

You're healthy. Nice.

I don't see no problems.

And now, the bottoms.

If you don't mind, of course. We apologize for not having any robes to

you.

There you go. Now, you probably kind of want to sit back on the table, and we're

just going to have to do an examination on your vagina.

Mm -hmm.

It looks very good, very tight.

And going into the vagina section, there is the clitoris.

Mm -hmm. Now open wide. Let me see your mouth.

Yep. There it is.

Very cool. I mean, it's better to see whether or not the texture of the vagina

needs to be more examined.

Yep. Oh, see that? Do you see that right there?

What am I looking at, doctor? You're looking at a perfectly round, nice,

pussy.

Mm -hmm. It's very fat, doctor.

It is.

A very nice ass and a very fat pussy.

It is. I think it needs to be eaten.

Taste it. Like a cupcake.

There you go.

Excellent job.

Excellent.

It tastes really good, Doctor.

Now, that's great. We're going to have to get you back on your back here, and

we're going to...

Now we're going to put you into stress so that way we can get a proper

examination. Exactly.

Beautiful labia.

Yes.

Healthy, clean.

Smells good.

Yep. Smells really good.

Okay. Very good.

Now we're just going to have to take a little bit deeper test into this.

I think it's good. Why don't you give it a try?

So what's this part for?

So we have scientifically proven that the sweeter the pussy, the more fertile

the woman.

Okay. Yeah.

We can show you some.

some pamphlets of the sperm donors that we have. That way you can choose your

best match.

Um, you know, I was kind of thinking of the doctor being my sperm donor.

Oh, well, it's something that I could possibly get into. Yeah, I don't see why

not. And I was thinking of more of like a natural way of like getting pregnant,

you know.

You're actually in the right place for that because we are very hands -on at

this clinic, very holistic, all natural. We try not to use too much machinery

because obviously that's not part of the natural plan of things.

Yeah. Are you ready for the procedure?

Yeah, I am.

Perfect. Are you ready, doctor?

Prepare the tool.

What are your qualifications?

I have a PhD in medicine.

I went to Harvard, graduated, and

I helped stock on the weekend.

Whether or not you wanted a male or a female I didn't even know it was an

Of course it's an option That's because different positions Promise different

outcomes I

think I might want a female A

female?

Doctor, I think we might have to put her in doggy style.

I think so, too.

After a few more strokes.

Yeah,

why don't you get in there, doggy?

Oh, doctor!

You're going to give her triplets at that rate.

I'm just, you know, making everything flowable.

Getting all the tubes nice and loose so the sperm can go down.

Do you feel her cervix, doctor?

Yeah, sure.

I feel a lot of stuff.

That ensures your vagina.

How many is in order, then?

I want to make sure you're as comfortable as possible.

We love a proactive patient.

That looks real good, doctor.

Ready for the side -by -side.

There you go, nurse.

This is good. This is the best way, best procedure.

I kiss you to milk your penis.

Mm -hmm.

Is everything feeling better?

It feels pretty good. Everything's intact.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to lay your seed inside of me. Yes, yes. Come inside of me. It's

building. Pot load.

One of the hottest loads you've ever made.

We'll see you next time.

Gotta keep checking that they're latchable.

Still got to ensure you have a healthy mouth.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

She's so ready for you. Yes.

I'm feeling the warmth inside of me.

That looks pretty good. That looks like a successful insemination doctor.

Yes,

I can see it let it work inside the vagina.

I think it's very good.

I didn't go to school.

Yeah, sorry.

Oh well.

Eh, oh well.

I guess you're not bored.

I'm not bored anymore.