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Are you ready for today?

Yeah, are you? Looks pretty good.

Oh my gosh, that's the cutest bra I've ever seen.

Oh, you like it?

You want to see it?

Yes.

I just got it.

Well, go ahead. Just take those clothes right off. We don't need them anyway.

Let's see yours.

It looks cool.

Wait.

Hi, I'm here for a job interview.

What is your name?

Michael Vegas.

Hello, Michael Vegas. Nice to meet you. Right, 22 and grown.

Okay, let's pull up your file.

Here we go.

Alrighty, so what do you have to offer us? Oh, I've got a lot to offer you.

Heard that one before.

Haven't we all?

Yeah, but do they have this much style?

I don't think Colette's going to like those shoes on her desk.

Scuffed it up a bit.

What else do you have to offer?

Shoes. Bad shoes.

I'm going to have to take both of them.

Noted.

Horrible. Oh.

Well, okay.

It's flaccid.

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay.

Very nice.

Can you please have a seat in the waiting room?

Let's see what you have.

Don't find us.

Here we go.

Oh, I love that.

Thank you. I actually have matching panties to go with it.

Yeah? Isn't it so cute?

I love it.

Like, we kind of match, actually. We do.

Do you have the matching panties to go with it?

Oh, my God.

So cute.

I love you guys.

Hi. Oh, hey.

Hello. And you are?

Alex Jones.

Right.

We've heard good things about you.

Have you? We've heard great things about you.

Oh, cool.

So, what do you have to offer us today?

Well, first off... Wait.

We don't want to know about you.

We want to know about your penis.

We need to measure it. We've heard it's a fucking huge one.

Go ahead. Pull it out.

Pull it out.

Got to measure it. Are you taking notes? Yes, I am. Okay.

Let's see how it is now.

Okay.

Wow. Ready when you are.

Seven inches, not even hard. Wow.

Huge. I wonder how big it is hard.

Yeah, how big is it?

I haven't really measured it ever.

Oh, we need to measure that one again.

Do you mind if I help you out?

Um. Not at all, right?

Oh.

Oh.

Wow, you can barely fit it down your throat.

We'll have to bring you back in.

Yeah. Can you please have a seat?

I'm so hot.

You're just a tiny little whore, aren't you?

I would have never guessed my suckers would be such a slut.

I want to see these nice, perfect

titties.

How's it going?

Oh, you fucking heard that.

What's going on over here?

Well, we're just having some interviews for Colette .com.

Oh, no, I'm talking about what was happening earlier. Oh, no, no, it's

It's business.

It's business, you know. Okay, what time is it?

Oh, all right, right, 1 .30. Okay, so you must be Jake Jays. Yeah, I am.

Hi, Jake.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

How are you? So what do you have to offer?

Well, I'm a firecracker.

Very well.

There's not many of those around, right?

I don't know, is there?

It's pretty interesting.

I don't think there's too many.

Can we see?

Sure. That's why I'm here, right?

That is why you're here.

Oh, very nice.

Oh, it's so lovely.

Yeah, I worked hard on it.

I'd like to see this one hard as well.

Can you please have a seat in the waiting room? And we'll be right with

again. Alright, sounds good. Thank you.

So, what are you girls doing

today? Um, we're just testing out new guys.

You guys, where are the guys?

They're in the waiting room.

We were just going over. You have a waiting room?

Yeah, we do.

It's new.

Okay, so, I mean, did you order guys today?

Well, there were three coming, right? Yes, they were coming.

Hold on, let me listen here for a minute.

Okay,

so can we see who you actually interviewed?

I mean, can we see them? Absolutely.

Where is he?

I don't know.

Well,

hello, boy.

Hi, guys.

Wow. Wow.

Wow,

okay.

Nice green eye.

Wow. Good job, girls.

Wow, really good picking. Well, everything looks good here.

Yeah.

I think you guys have it under control.

We're going to go back into the waiting room and do our own thing. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. All right. So we'll follow up with you later. Yeah, so we'll end.

Make sure to use your ruler and everything.

Yeah, I'll email you all the notes. Yeah, email us all the notes.

Absolutely.

You're just a phone call away.

We'll be back. We'll be back later.

We have our own business to do.

Bye.

So, one of the things

they mentioned to us was...

To figure out if these boys like Anna.

Do you boys like Anna?

I'm going to have to say yeah.

No. Yeah, that too.

How'd you know?

You're disgusting.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Thank you

Oh, my God.

Well, boys, I think you qualify for Colette .com.

I think so, too.

We'll call you in, like, a week.

Cool. Bye.

I think they're definitely qualified.

We definitely need to talk a lot.

You girls overwork.

No. Well, it looks like they got the job.

They got the job done.

Yeah. Well, I definitely think that the boys are more than qualified.

I even got a little something left over for you.

Oh. Well, okay. Okay.

Where are the boys?

In the waiting room.

Should we go find them?

Let's go find them.

Bye.

Around the corner.

In the bathroom, maybe.