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That was a great commercial, Champagne.

Now, if all of you will adjourn to the
conference room for a short meeting and

very important announcement.

Please.

Well,

I see we have a quorum present, so the
meeting will come to order.

Champagne, I'll say it again, that was a
beautiful, beautiful commercial.

An award winner.

Thank you.

By the way, when will this be shown?

Six weeks, I hear.

Six weeks, nice.

Now, I have something I want to get rid
of and say quickly.

The Britain Cosmetic Company now has a
new vice president in charge of

merchandising.

And that vice president is champagne.

Wonderful.

So, with no further ado, dismissed.

Good night.

Have a nice weekend. Good night.

Thank you.

Well, Vice President, how does it feel?

Well, I'm on top of the world, of
course.

And a little tired.

It's like winning the contest and the
contest is over.

You understand.

I'm vice president because I'm the
boss's daughter. But I do my job.

Vice presidents have power.

I suppose.

You know how men have always used women
for sex.

Well, now women can do the same thing.

Stay there.

Right here.

This is Eric Steiger, Grafton Chemicals.
I'd like you to meet Champagne, vice

president in charge of merchandising.

My pleasure, Champagne.

How do you do?

As you know, we spend millions of
dollars in chemicals each year. And up

Grafton has been quite satisfactory.

But other companies want our business.

Eric would do anything to get us to sign
with him again, wouldn't you, Eric?

Well, I don't know about... What would
you do to get my signature on your

contract? For Christ's sake, Peggy.

What are you doing?

Trying to teach you something.

I'm leaving.

Sit down.

You see?

I want him, but I don't know if he wants
me or the contract.

You see what power can do for you?

Come on, love.

You're kidding.

I'm not kidding.

I want it here and now.

I don't believe this.

You know you want to see if he will.

God damn it, Peggy.

You see?

He really does love me after all.

Good, baby.

Vice presidents have all the fun.

When some man wants something, you can
get what you want in return.

People are going to look at you
differently now.

Treat you with respect.

Worked for it.

Oh, you deserve it.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby.

Come to me.

Just like the last time.

Yes,

come on home.

I love your tongue, baby.

Come on, sign the contract, baby.

I'm sure you can make me come again.

I want you on top of me, baby. Come on.

Baby.

Baby.

Peggy.

Why'd you humiliate me, Paige?

Why'd you do it?

I don't know.

Why?

I'm getting my mouth wet.

Your tongue tastes so good.

Get some light and air in here.

There aren't any windows.

Well, I'm here like the agency said.

Clean jacket, jersey that shows I'm
athletic.

You come about the bouncer's job?

Yeah. Well, what makes you think you're
a bouncer?

I was North Atlantic boxing champion, U
.S. Navy.

Boxing rules don't apply here.

For $3 .50 a week, you make your own
rules.

That is astounding, right?

$50 to start?

That's right.

Holy shit.

I'm the manager. Do you smoke?

No, ma 'am.

Drink?

Very little.

Would you mind taking off your jacket?

I stay away from all white bread.

Sugar.

I take a lot of vitamins.

Eat bran and yogurt.

And you can count on me for the truth.

I got told a guy with the ice.

I was North Atlantic boxing champion, U
.S. Navy.

Honorable discharge?

I'm afraid of no man.

Excuse me, the agency said... $350 a
week.

You mind if I sit down?

Tell me everything about yourself.

My name's Harry Davenport. What's yours?

Cherie.

Cherie.

Cherie. I knew a girl from Naples once
named Starla.

Liked the song.

But Cherie, Cherie, that's the most
beautiful of all.

Let's forget about this job anyway.

I'm more interested in what you're going
to be doing for the next three days.

Cherie, I think you just knocked out a
boxing champion.

I tell you what, let me pick you up
after work.

Then we go out for a few laughs and then
I can take you home.

Wait, someone's coming.

It's only Fantasia. What?

It's only Fantasia. She's just trying
out her new act. She won't bother us.

No. It's okay.

Are you that hot?

Jesus.

Look at that.

You don't do things like that, do you?

I'm glad.

You shouldn't work in a place like this.
It's not good.

Come away with me. I'll take you home.

Follow me.

Come on in Harry.

Take your pants off Harry.

I'm ready for you, Harry.

Give me champagne, Harry.

What? Give me champagne, Harry.

Okay. Don't go away.

Thank you.

No.

Oh, Harry.

Oh, Harry, dearie.

Two heads.

What are you doing? What the hell is
this?

Wait a minute.

I know. I understand.

I understand.

I get it. Hey, what are you doing?

I get it.

Don't do that. Couple of lesbians.

Lesbians. You want the job, don't you,
Harry?

Come on, please fuck us.

What kind of a person do you think I am?

$350.

Three is my best young man within the
last few hours.

I mean, I'm not sure I know exactly what
you want.

All right, all right. I know, I know.

400 a week.

Jesus, send me, send me, I'll go.

I'll give it some more thought.

Goodbye.

Well, Harry, what's the matter with you
then? Got a case of the cramps?

Stonies.

You send me to see sex perverts. I want
a job.

This one woman comes out, she gets me
all worked up. Then the next woman comes

out and she does... Then what did they
do, Harry? What did they do to you?

Well, they didn't make me breakfast,
that's for sure.

I got the worst case of the Stoney's on
record.

Stoney's? What a Stoney.

Blue Balls. Haven't you ever heard of
Blue Balls?

That's what I got.

Blue Balls.

Every afternoon at three o 'clock...

I don't know what it is, but I get so
fucking horny.

I look out of my window and I see those
big diesel trucks go by with their big

black tires belching out all that black
smoke into the air. And the trees.

Oh, the trees.

I feel them all, the way they lean and
they bend.

Five -foot trees are the best.

I don't mind. Right here on me desk,
Vlada.

You're all crazy. You're all sickos.
Perfect. Sorry. Harry, I'm a woman.

And I love fucked up straight men.

Yeah? Well, I'll tell you what. Give me
that $400 dress.

But, Harry, you don't have the
experience.

Oh, no.

Oh,

bitch.

You're breaking everything.

My tits hurt.

What? My tits hurt.

No, Helen.

That was so wonderful.

And it's only 3 .05.

You should come around the same time
every day.

I just want that $400 piece of paper.

She turned down two or three of my best
men. I don't understand.

This vacation idea of yours is
excellent.

You've got it all, baby.

All you need is a little help with the
attitude.

Did you get the contact sign? Yes, I
did.

I think it was about four o 'clock in
the morning.

I don't know what it is about that man,
but... You really shouldn't humiliate

him. Are you kidding?

It gives him a chance to show off.

Yes.

Thank you. Ask him to come in, please.

Two weeks, fresh air, quiet. Oh, I envy
you.

Please, sit down.

Thanks.

Tell me about yourself, Mr. Davenport.

Well, it's very simple.

Fresh from a four -year hitch in the
Navy.

Previous to that, I was in business with
my brother -in -law.

Very handsome man.

Too gorgeous to be straight.

Previous to that, I was junior college
and then before that, high school.

The position is that of a bodyguard.

Mother spent thousands on ballet
lessons, and I always consider ballet

similar to boxing.

I love contact sports.

So I boxed, and I decked them all.

North Atlantic champion.

Well, I'm taking an extended vacation,
and what I need is someone to be near me

at all times. To wake me up in the
morning, to put me to bed at night, and

leave me alone after I'm in bed.

Two weeks only, 400 plus room and board.

Sounds peachy.

Um, do you give massages?

Of course.

Hi, this is Harry Davenport. Is Mr.
Swanson in?

Oh, vacation?

Well, when's he going to come back?

Monday.

Did he get any of my messages, you know?

Please tell him when he returns that I
called, okay?

Yeah, and take my number. Just take it
again.

Yeah, 288 -9172.

Thanks a lot.

Okay, bye -bye.

And here it's a sophisticated bar, and
there's no danger.

Well, my job is to think there is
danger.

Now, let me see your little unit there.

Yes, now, you must always leave this
little switch on.

Right here. Yes, I'll never be more than
a block and a half away.

Let me see if it works.

Testing, one, two, three.

Testing, one, two, three. It's fine.

Yeah.

Scotch on the rocks. Yeah, thank you.

What a lovely apartment.

Let's have a cleaning moment.

Oh.

Very nice. Thank you.

This is the music of the gods.

And you are a goddess.

I'll be anything you want me to be.

It's pure Chinese silk.

Bathrooms don't crawl.

The world is my cock.

And tonight...

Jeez.

It was indescribable.

It was good, wasn't it?

We both were.

Will I see you at the bar again?

Oh, I don't know.

Well, if I should ignore you, you'll
understand.

It'll only mean I'm... I'm into
something new.

Yes, of course.

Can I freshen your drink before you go?

No, just give me a few seconds to
freshen up and I'll be on my way.

May I call you a cab?

No.

I hate to think of you wandering the
streets by yourself.

Now we're going to see how good you are.

Well, I must admit, I haven't massaged
many ladies in my life.

In the Navy, we massaged each other on
the boxing team.

I like it deep, Harry.

Well, the worst thing that can happen is
that you fire me.

That's good.

You have a very strong back.

You know, it's none of my business,
but... You know, there's no reason for

to pick up men in bars.

You're right. It is none of your
business.

Ever since high school, I've thought of
nothing else but success.

I've been sensationally successful at
success.

I've neglected an awful lot of my
education.

That's why we're going for another dive
now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

Can I buy you another drink?

No, thank you.

Have I offended you or something?

No.

I have a good job.

Women are paying their own way. There's
nothing wrong with buying a man a drink.

Look, lady, you're very pretty.

And maybe I'm out of step with the
times, but I buy my own drinks.

I like to make my own approaches.

And I also like to lead when I'm
dancing. You understand?

Yes, I do understand.

Man I'd love to eat the crotch out of
your panties You

want

me to leave any clothes on no nothing

I've never done this before.

You'll have to tell me what to do.

You don't have to do anything.

What's so funny?

I'm sorry.

It's just that your face is so smooth.

Thank you.

No, I'm sorry. I can't.

That's all right, honey.

It is the way it is.

Why don't you turn over?

You let me know if this is too rough.

Mm -hmm.

Well, did you find out if you're gay?

We don't have penises.

Some of you have balls.

Yeah.

Harry? Hmm?

Why do you do this?

Here you are massaging a woman's body,
driving her car.

Don't you want to be somebody?

I am somebody. Besides, I need the
money. I'm going into business.

Really? Hmm. What kind of business?

I don't know yet, but it won't be with
my brother -in -law.

Hey, that's... Oh, that's rough.

But that's wonderful.

You're as clean as you've ever been.

Where are we going next?

I don't know.

I thought maybe we'd just drive around.

Not any territory.

Want to buy some gas?

No, the trouble is with my tire.

I'm only a gas person.

If you're, uh, with working, sure. We're
on the back.

But, uh, yeah, I don't know how to work.

I'm the only one here, and I'm only...
Yeah, I realize.

Gas person, yeah.

You got a name?

Champagne.

I'm a beer man myself.

Want a beer?

No, thank you.

Have a seat.

It's just more than a beer.

I want you to meet a friend of mine,
Fred.

Fred's been with me a long time.

Hi, Fred.

Play with him a little. He gets
friendly.

Don't ever laugh.

Oh, yes. Well, there hadn't been
anything to get him excited.

Fred likes wet.

Fred likes a lot of tongue, too.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, yes.

You known Fred long?

A long time.

I bet all your life. Just about.

I think you're going to make Fred very
happy.

Excuse me, ma 'am. Did you happen to see
a tall, good -looking woman with dark

hair come by this way?

Yes.

Did you see which way she went?

Yes.

Where?

With Tex.

Tex.

Tex where?

That's what I found.

Something to drink a little beer out of.

Don't drop her. Oh no.

Jesus. Girl, wait. You need to have the
shit laid out.

Please don't do that again.

Oh, Gary.

These things have miraculous healing
powers.

I only help your circulation.

You heal yourself.

Go between my thighs.

Oh, my God.

Did you see a bad bruise?

No, no, I just broke a nail.

That's hard, Harry.

Oh, that's good.

That's good.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what, Harry?

Sometimes I wish you could be a woman.

So you could do all sorts of things.

What things?

What do you do?

Wash my panties and stockings.

Well, I'm not interested in washing and
drying.

I'm more interested in what you do when
you're with a man.

Well, sometimes I like to yell out dirty
words.

What dirty words?

Well, there's that.

Yeah.

There's that.

Yeah. There's, um, balls.

What else?

You know.

Ass. What about ass?

Yeah.

And thighs.

Beautiful, beautiful thighs.

Uh -huh.

Cunt.

Cunt.

That's the most beautiful of all.

What about hot load?

Did you ever say, take my hot load?

No. I never said that.

You must need a nice young man of your
own about now.

Oh, yes.

How could you tell?

By the way you've been breathing.

Well, I'm going to get you a man.

Well, you don't have to do that.

You deserve it, Harry.

Pull over and stop here.

Pick me up in about three hours.

Yes. Hi, Miss Jones.

Yes, Miss Jones. Please come in. Thank
you.

Thank you.

Over

here

we have Kara and Mrs. Peter.

Peter, would you turn around, please?

Thank you.

Over here, Ms. Jones, we have Robert.

And this is Buck.

Scott, this is Ms. Jones.

Hello. How are you, John?

Would you turn around for me, please?

And again, please.

Turn around.

Pleasure, Stephanie, Miss Jones.

You, please.

Thank you, Miss Jones. I'm honored.

Peter.

Is Mr. Swanson in?

Harry Davenport.

Oh. Well, do you know when he'll be
free?

Well, could you tell him to call me when
he gets a chance?

Okay, Harry Davenport.

288 -9172.

Uh -huh.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Oh, yeah.

Get up there.

Yeah.

um

Oh.

Get close, man. We're hot.

I'm going to shoot, man.

Just shoot me.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my.

Get up, baby.

All right.

Sleep tight.

You don't get

You like this way, huh?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Just fine, um, just fine. I have, uh,
found a 99 -cent special ad in here

somewhere. Oh, yeah?

Well, why don't you try the super
special instead?

Now you're talking.

Okay.

Well, what you do is you drive your car
around here, and I'll meet you on the

other side.

Okay.

Right here? Yeah, nobody can see through
the studs. Come on.

Boy, am I ready.

I'm going to rack you. That's what.

Better hurry, Daddy. It's only a three
-minute car wash.

Hey, we've got to put a close one.

That'll be $20.

You can pay me now, please.

$20? Yeah.

I thought it was 99 cents.

Well, see, the 99 cents is for the
special wash, and the $20 is for the

fuck.

Well, no, the ad didn't say anything
about that.

Well, you'd think that I just did all
that in the car.

I don't see 99 cents.

Yeah, that was very reasonable, I
thought.

I'm not cleaning that. I'll clean it.

$20 for three minutes.

Can't believe it.

Nothing's real anymore.

Your quality, your beauty.

You've been so good to me, Harry.

Now I want to be good to you.

This is back the surprise I promised you
you shouldn't have

my cock is all yours

Hey, are you going to be all right?

Yeah, I'll be all right.

Bye.

Look,

I said you hit him.

Oh, Jesus, God.

I get, I don't know, my arms start
swinging and I lost control.

That's for a man.

Could you apologize to him for me,
please?

Does that happen often?

What?

Breathing in a bag.

Only once before in my whole life.

What?

Here we are.

I hope you're not getting hooked on this
Warhawk.

There's something more I need to know.

Don't get up.

You have most of the day off. Just pick
me up at 8 .30 tonight.

And don't be overly concerned.

It's my job to be concerned.

Mr. Lieberman, I realize you lost most
of your money in the stock market.

I know that.

Look, Mr. Lieberman, we made what we
felt was a sound investment based on

research, based on our knowledge of the
situation, and it's just one of those

unpredictable situations.

We did the best we could.

There's no way that anyone can foresee
the future.

Mr. Lieberman, I have a client coming in
the office right now. Let me get back

to you in about an hour.

Bye -bye.

I'm Harry Davenport.

Mr. Davenport, it's great to see you
after all these years. Have a chair.

I'm Jim Swanson, manager of your
account.

Say, you've built up quite a company for
yourself.

Company? Why, the Jiffy Instant
Printing, of course.

Oh, of course.

Well, I came by to make my final
investment payment as we arranged and

my share at the same time.

Well, I'm delighted to accept your
investment.

But I don't understand anything about
you receiving any share.

Well, the company, it profits, right? My
share.

Certainly. In fact, your company has
cleared over a million dollars.

Maybe even two million.

Thank you.

Write me a check and I'll be on my way.

Mr. Davenport, I can't give you any
money.

What do you mean you can't give me any
money? I gave you money every month.

Yes, that's true.

But you signed away power of attorney.

We're only authorized to make any
payments to him.

Him.

My brother -in -law.

Hey.

You coming out for the track team?

I'm not fast enough.

You're fast enough for me.

Oh, really?

Hey, you fast indoors, too?

I bet I can beat you.

I went to see Mr. Swanson today. Yeah,
yeah.

Well, some surprise you laid on me. I'm
in a hurry, Harry. But we've got to work

this out.

What are you talking about?

The company.

Yeah? Well, he wouldn't give me any of
my money. I'm not your lawyer, Harry.

But... Come on, I'm really in a hurry.

When did I sign power of attorney over
to you?

Remember that paper you gave to me to
sign to get you out of bankruptcy?

Which you got me into.

Yeah, but your company was going
nowhere. I made you a wealthy man.

Give me some money.

You'll get your money, Harry.

You'll get your money, every cent of it.

When I die, you'll get your money. And
I'm not going to die for a long time.

My pulse rate is down and my heartbeat
is perfect.

I'm in the peak of health, Harry.

And you know something?

You're not going to kill me either.

Because you haven't got the guts to kill
me, Harry.

You haven't got the slime to kill me.

You're a nice guy, Harry.

And nice guys finish last.

Don't open those.

Why not?

At this place, you pretend not to see
anyone else.

And they pretend not to see you.

Ain't you been here before?

No.

Well, the routine is simple.

Lights stay out.

Blinds stay closed.

And the day rate means we've got to
check out by 4 p .m.

Only today I got a piano lesson at 2
.30.

So we only got an hour and 45 minutes.

Come on.

Let's go.

I've got to freshen up.

You look fine. Come on.

I won't be long.

Well, don't waste too much time.

A shower?

Good God.

I mean, well, geez, we might as well
just forget it. Like, it's been 13

you know.

Can you hurry up?

Please?

His faith and prayer should never be
rushed.

. .

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Come on, my child. Come on, my child.

What are you doing tomorrow night?

I'm leaving town this afternoon.

I won't be here.

I'll never see you again.

I don't think so.

But... I got to see you again.

We just got to... I mean... Oh, Jesus.

What am I going to do?

What do you think?

Come in.

I couldn't sleep.

Were you in some place tonight?

No.

I've been everywhere and done everything
I want to do.

I remembered you liked sailors.

Why don't you pretend you met me in the
park? And you took me home.

And we can play all night.

What's the matter, Harry?

Need a paper bag?

No, it's just the thought of a young
sailor coming to me in the middle of the

night is overwhelming.

You want to help your sailor boy?

It might be fun.

That was unusual.

How does it feel when a woman touches
you, Henry?

Okay. You want your favorite boy to suck
on you?

Come here.

Just relax now.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Champagne, I... I want to tell you who I
am.

What I am.

I'm, uh... Are you awake?

Maybe it's just as well, babe.

Yeah, it's just as well.

Honey, if it's a matter of more money,
well, we can arrange for that, you know.

No, Mr. Britton, that isn't it.

Well, if you want to do something with
your own department, rearrange it

completely as far as I'm concerned. That
isn't it either.

Oh, may I have this?

Oh, of course you can. You can have the
whole thing.

Well,

what seems to be the problem?

I can't. I don't know.

Hi.

I'm Harry Davenport. I brought this
uniform back for champagne.

Yes, Mr. Davenport, would you have a
seat for just a moment, please?

Just take a seat, please.

Okay.

What do you mean you're quitting?

You can't quit. Our whole sales campaign
is built around you. Change it.

Yes.

Right away, thank you.

Well, what is the real reason,
goddammit?

I guess I'm not as ambitious as I
thought I was.

I'll see to it that you never work
again. Peggy, Peggy, remember she can

her own ticket with any cosmetic firm in
the country.

We can take her to court. Ruin her.

There's nothing to say she can't quit.

You're going to leave with that thing
and die.

Well, look, I... Look, I brought my suit
back.

And, uh, petty cash.

All the receipts.

Everything's accounted for.

Yeah, that's good.

Well, so long.

So long.

I don't know, I was...

I tried... I tried to tell you last
night, this morning.

Well, wait a minute.

You see, I've got to say this.

You see, I'm not a... I know.

No, I mean, all that stuff about me
being a... I know.

You know?

How long have you known?

Almost from the beginning.

Almost from what?

You fixed me up with that big... You
dirty.

And all those times you... Yes.

You dirty. And you dirty. And last night
when you... You...

You... Gorgeous creature, you.

Well...

Well, now, let me tell you something. I
mean, really, let me tell you something.

I love you.

That's what.

I love you.

I love you, too. I would tell you
something else. What else do you want to

me? Should we love me?

I love you.

Well, I own 186 Jiffy printing shops.

All of a sudden, I'm a goddamn
millionaire.

Say it like that.

Pretty good.

You know what? What?

Think you're going to need some help
with your advertising.