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Hm?

Hm?

Oh, my little Christelle.

It's all right, darling.

Ich muss jetzt los, Schatz.

Schade.

Bitte,

Berthold, bleib doch noch ein bisschen hier, ja?

Du weißt doch, dass ich eine Verabredung habe mit Mrs. Dupont.

Der Auftrag ist wichtig für... Dupont, seit Tagen höre ich nichts anderes. Ist

sie eigentlich hübsch?

Bist du etwa eifersüchtig?

Nein.

Actually not, but a young, ambitious industrialist and a rich widow, you do

up with such thoughts.

Sweetie, I'll call you when it's done and you stay true to me. You don't have

worry. My sister will take care of me today.

She'll be here soon.

Vor allem bemühe ich mich um die Visualisierung.

Man muss sie sehen, die Scheiße.

Solange sie warm ist, singt sie nur.

Ja, sicherlich, ja. Da ist was dran.

Ich sehe es, ja.

Bitte beachten Sie dieses Werk.

Eine Komposition aus Schrott und Müll.

Das zeigt unheimlich deutlich, dass wir bald keinen Ausweg mehr haben werden.

Thank you. I've seen enough.

But Dr. Gernot... Yes, Miss... Just say Christelle.

Good. So, Miss Christelle, in what you're showing me here, I can't see any

artistic value in the best choice.

Your intentions may be very, very noble... Wait. Look at this.

My masterpiece.

It's the expression of my innermost feelings.

I call it apotheosis of all femininity.

Why don't you call it apotheosis of all filth?

Do it well.

Please wait.

I can't let you go like this. I'll show you another object.

Yes? I need a chance from you.

What do you mean?

Oh, no.

The fulfillment of all male and female fantasies.

You have to admit, it's the ideal female breast.

Here. The original.

Feel it.

Who, me?

Okay, I felt it.

You have to compare.

Do you feel the convergence of the surface structure?

Yes, I do.

I think so.

Do you feel how the vibrations of this work of art are transmitted directly to

your body?

Yes.

To successful cooperation, Ms. Dubon.

Yes. Please just call me Jacqueline.

And what is your first name? Berthold.

Berthold.

I know it's a bit unusual, but you're the only person I can talk to about such

delicate matter.

Get out of my way.

As you know, I've been a widow for two years.

And I just feel too young to give up on a man.

You mean... No, no, no.

I know that you're happily married, and I really don't want to get you into

trouble.

Then I don't quite understand.

I mean, you're a man who knows his way around.

Don't you know an address where I might... Maybe for money?

You want... No, no, no, no.

Not as a prostitute, but it should be possible... I mean, for me,

to rent a man, do you understand?

Unfortunately, I don't have too much knowledge either.

But I'll write you an address here.

Hello there.

Good morning, little sister.

Come on in.

Do you want to buy something? Of course.

I didn't expect you so early. Otherwise I would have put on something.

That doesn't matter.

At home I always walk half naked.

Besides, it fits quite well. I was just in the new laundry shop in Königstraße.

And there I found a few very cute things. Wow. Here, you can try them on.

Super.

Moment, telephone.

Ich packe schon mal auf.

Hi darling, ich bin's.

Stell dir vor, wir haben den Auftrag.

Hast du nicht Lust, heute Abend mit mir zu feiern?

Oh ja, wie wär's bei Giovanni?

Ja, ist gut, dann hole ich dich um sechs ab.

Bis dann, ciao.

Guck mal.

Oh, man, that looks crazy.

How do you feel about this? It's great, isn't it? Wow.

Do you want to try it on?

Do you think it suits me?

But yes, with your figure.

Stupid hook.

In any case, it suits you better than me.

Ich kann es kaum erwarten, in den Spiegel zu schauen. Das noch?

Sieht toll aus.

Na? Hey, Schwesterchen, du siehst super aus.

Das können Sie prima.

Yes,

your work.

What you started with me is also a work. Finish it now.

May I ask you for a favor, too?

For everyone.

Just release me.

I want to...

Eine euphorische Kritik in der Zeitung.

Nächstes Wochenende.

Sicher sogar eine Hymne. Aber jetzt bitte beginnen Sie endlich.

Versprochen? Ich schwöre.

Worauf schwören Sie?

Ich schwöre auf die Venus von Botticelli.

Okay.

Komm her.

Oh!

Oh.

comes in with me.

Yeah.

Ich stoße jetzt mal etwas kräftiger zu, einverstanden?

Look what Thea brought me.

Yes, very nice.

It's crazy when Mrs. Müller comes in here.

And?

Yes, Mrs. Müller.

I have an important meeting with my husband. And in the next hour we don't

to be disturbed.

Thank you.

But you can't do that.

But

we wanted to go to

eat.

We can do that later.

Ich bin den ganzen Tag schon so geil.

Komm, leck mich ein bisschen.

Nothing.

Mm -hmm.

Very exhausting day today.

But first I want to see what I get for my money.

As you wish, kind lady.

Not bad, I'll have some fun.

How do you like the coins?

I like that.

Now show me what you can do. Come here.

Oh. Oh.

Na los, zieh dich aus!

Come.

Thank you. Thank you.

Ich bin wirklich schon sehr lange auf der Suche nach einem geeigneten und

wertvollen Objekt für mein Büro.

Und heute lese ich in der Zeitung von Ihnen eine wirklich fabelhafte Kritik.

Eine Hymne? Genau.

Ich kenne mich da nicht so aus. Ich bin eben ein nüchterner Geschäftsmann. Aber

was ich hier gesehen habe, das hat irgendwie etwas... Ich versuche auch mit

jedem Werk wieder etwas ganz Neues zu erleben.

But your wife looks exhausted when she wants to rest next to a cup of coffee.

No, no.

But yes, darling.

You look really tired.

Relax a little.

We're just talking about art anyway.

I

think

the key to my art, my creations...

Ist verborgen in der Skulptur Apotheose aller Weiblichkeit. Ja, doch.

Verstehen Sie, was ich meine?

Ja, doch.

Bin, bin, bin ich richtig?

Die Künstlerin hat gesagt, ich soll hier eine Tasse Kaffee trinken.

Tasse Kaffee? Ja, und mein Mann hat gesagt, ich soll mich entspannen.

Oh, sicher können Sie einen Kaffee haben.

Und Entspannung.

Wer sind Sie?

Oh, entschuldigen Sie, mein Name ist Roberto.

Ich bin Christelle's guter Freund. Christelle, die Künstlerin.

Aber setzen Sie sich doch.

Ja, danke.

Oh, I had a divine vision.

I saw the truth.

The truth.

A divine revelation.

A divine revelation?

Yes.

Just now there was an angel in the room.

If you had come to me two minutes earlier,

you would have seen him, for sure.

What did the angel say?

Der Engel sagte, alles Wissen um diese Welt leuchtet aus dem Sperma des

Mannes. Und nur das Sperma kann die Welt erneuern.

Er sagte noch, er sagte noch zu mir, geh hinaus und gründe eine Religion und

predige es allen Frauen.

Je mehr in euch hineinspritzt, umso glücklicher werdet ihr sein.

Ja, das hat er gesagt.

Ja, aber...

What if... What if... What if it's like with my husband?

With him, it drips a little.

Then a new man has to come here.

You have to be uncompromising in choosing your men.

For your own sake.

And the more men you have, the better for you.

Because the path to happiness and wisdom leads through a lot of sperm.

And you?

Do you promise me, me, the founder of the only new religion, to follow in

eternal faithfulness?

Yes.

Do you promise me to love many men all your life?

Yes, I promise it to you.

Hallelujah.

Come into my arms.

Mein Sperma, komme über dich und erleuchte dich.

Jetzt tun wir es.

Du bist der Kral für mein himmlisches Sperma.

Oh, my God, I'm so inspired right now.

But not now. You have to keep going.

That's what I thought.

My artistic work interests you like shit.

You're only interested in one thing.

No, I really admire your work.

I think it's great.

Come on.

Then you definitely want to buy something.

Yes, of course.

Later. You'll see.

Are you sure you want the apotheosis of femininity?

Yes, okay.

And what should it cost?

Fifteen thousand.

Fifteen thousand? Scheiße.

Come here to me.

It's trying to outsmart him.

Hello? Ach, was heißt hier eine Bildband? Meine Kunst ist nicht für die

Masse bestimmt, sondern für Kenner.

Könnten Sie mir die beschaffen? Dann könnten wir uns noch mal sprechen.

Ah, Sie meinen, ich soll... Für jeden zahlungskräftigen Kunden, den Sie mir

besorgen, werde ich Ihnen einen Einblick gewähren in die Quellen meiner großen

Schaffenskraft. Im Übrigen habe ich jetzt zu tun.

Leben Sie wohl.

Is anyone here?

Hello?

Yes, I'm here.

Hi,

you must be the artist Dr.

Gernot told me about.

Immortal works of so much beauty.

To be honest, I'm just... Don't say anything.

Ich sehe es an Ihren Augen, an Ihren niedlichen Ohren, welch ein Genie Sie

Ich habe geerbt, viel geerbt, und ich bin dabei, mein ganzes Leben der Kunst

weinen. Umarmen Sie mich.

Lassen Sie mich spüren, die Kraft Ihrer Kunst, die Wärme Ihres vollendeten

Leibes.

I've been looking for you.

I've been looking for you my whole life.

What, me?

Now you've found me. I'm looking for someone, too. Do you know Christelle?

Yes, I know. You're a friend of Christelle.

My sister Annemie told me so much about her.

About religion and about the sperm of the man.

It's all so new to me and so incredibly beautiful.

I think I'll go, dear.

No, no.

Don't leave me.

Bitte lassen Sie mich teilhaben an Ihrer Kraft und unendlichen Weisheit.

Ich bete Sie an.

Wahnsinn.

Oh God.

Mm -hmm.

Huh.

Hättest du gedacht, dass unser Leben so schnell eine derartig amüsante und

lukrative Wende nehmen würde?

Wirklich nicht.

Wie die Leute aber auf dein Gerümpel reinfallen.

Besonders diese überkandierte Jacqueline.

Du kannst gar nicht so viel Müll herbeischaffen, wie die kaufen würde.

Deine Idee mit der Spermareligion war aber auch nicht schlecht.

Und seit die beiden Schwestern...

Oh, Spatz.

As if you weren't going to get more juice out of your men than I can pump

you.

But, you know, I have an idea.

The two companies should be put together.

It would be the most practical thing if we could combine art and pleasure.

That would be some kind of art religion.

Exactly.

But how?

You produce a very interesting thought process.

This industrial Berthold is just as wild as me.

He really wants to buy.

Let's say we could... You

mean... This is wonderful.

Your ideas are just unbeatable.

Is someone here?

There he is.

You know what to do, okay?

Sure.

Hello.

I've been thinking about nothing but your work for days. I'm so eager to be

to enjoy one of your works again.

And I can also get rid of the tax.

Not please.

My latest creation requires absolute concentration from the viewer.

I want to ask for absolute rest.

This work is the preliminary highlight of my creativity.

Based on a simple children's fairy tale. The synthesis is all.

Fantastic.

Do you know how the red cap symbolizes the good? The wolf symbolizes the bad.

And now you... Me?

Yes.

The usual border between the artist and the viewer is lifted for the first time.

The viewer is integrated for the first time.

Nothing remains but the absolute truth of the artist. You are now the hunter.

Here you put the hat on and take the red cap orally.

Me? Orally?

Of course.

You neutralize the movement of the clouds and you create an atmosphere of

Come on.

Feel yourself part of the art.

Shhh.

Ja, das ist Kunst schlechthin.

Bertolt, now you have to take the red cap from the back.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

Hello. Hello.

That was great. I want to buy it.

I'm sorry.

It's not for sale.

Why not?

It's only available to those who work with us.

To a religious art community.

No problem.

Good. But I'll tell you right away. Religion is not cheap.

That was always the case.

And this one is especially good.

And therefore especially expensive.

As long as I can get rid of the tax.

For that, my dear Berthold, there must be a way.

Come to us.

Do you know how long it took me to convince Jacqueline of the divine power

the sperm?

And now you're leaving us alone here.

I just had another revelation.

A wonderful revelation.

And what did your God say?

He said, everything here on earth is wrong.

Nothing more? He said, what really counts...

On this world for the people is sperm and art.

And this is what you have to devote your life and your work to.

Are you ready to do that?

Of course.

But I don't know exactly what art is.

Will you show it to me?

You can't imagine how happy I am to make so much sacrifice.

You are good young women.

Verdammt, gute Jüngerin.

Kommt, nehmt das wärmere Licht.

Nehmt alles, was euch zusteht. Nehmt es euch und lasst keinen Tropfen übrig.

We have come together today to celebrate an event that will once again take

place in the annals of world history.

Nothing else will be able to exist besides it.

Really nothing.

We want to devote ourselves to art and religion.

Because art is our religion and religion is artistic.

Let us celebrate and be happy.

Everyone finds strength in the arms of others today. Before we wake up

to carry the power of our genius into the world and to proclaim our

salvation.

We will conquer the stars through our mind and we will connect

sperm with us,

wherever we are.

Danke, Roberto, dass du mir die Kraft und Ruhe geschenkt hast, die nötig ist,

dein Werk mit meinem Verein.