Original subtitles

When a boy learns about sex for the first time,

he's sure to wonder

who his first partner will be.

Akira! Are you awake?

I'm awake!

That was a weird dream...

When our eyes meet, it's a sign of our secret love

Mysterious Girlfriend X

If you could make one wish that would come true

What would you want?

When you see the message

I left on the chalkboard after class

How will you react?

Nothing more than everyday chitchat

You act capricious and stubborn

But you're just being shy

But wait! Every time I turn around

I hear a melody of love

Your trembling lips beckon to me

Now look! I reach out to find a stirring symphony

When our eyes meet, it's a sign of our secret love

Oh, crap!

Honestly. Eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school.

Oh... Sorry, Sis.

Akira!

Here's your lunch.

Episode 1 "Mysterious Girlfriend"

Yo.

Hey, Tsubaki.

Kazamidai Metropolitan High School

It's not gonna rain today.

Nah, I'm going golfing.

Attention! Yeah, right.

Attention! Oh, don't bother standing up.

Oh, don't bother standing up.

Listen up.

Before we get started,

I want to introduce a transfer student who will be joining us.

Come on in.

Hey, stop it!

Urabe Mikoto

This is Urabe Mikoto!

Well, Urabe.

A word for your new classmates?

Hello.

Only one word...

No matter.

Make her feel welcome.

Uh, Tsubaki! Raise your hand!

See the empty desk next to him?

That will be your seat.

Yes.

H-hey...

I'm Tsubaki Akira.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

O-okay...

The moment class ended, she passed out on her desk...

Isn't she going to eat lunch?

Urabe!

Huh?

Urabe, let's have lunch together!

I want to hear about your old school!

And we're classmates now.

Come on, Urabe.

Sorry.

I'm really sleepy right now.

Could you not bother me?

Sh-she's weird...

So once you solve for x,

x = a±1.

When you plug that back in the equation,

Math II

you get a maxima of +2 and a minima of -2.

She's laughing?

Wh-what?

What's wrong, Urabe?

Excuse me.

Something just happened that was personally hilarious, so I had to laugh.

Personally hilarious?

Well, it was very personal...

...so I can't go into further detail.

In any case,

don't burst into laughter in the middle of class!

You're absolutely right.

I'll be careful from now on.

After that episode,

Urabe Mikoto was immediately labeled a weirdo, on her first day at this school.

She spent almost every break sleeping at her desk.

Soon enough, everyone was avoiding her.

But then one day...

Akira Tsubaki

Crap.

I forgot my lunch box...

Urabe?

She's hopeless...

Hey, Urabe.

Urabe, time to go home!

Wake up, Urabe!

What?

What?

Uh, well...

Class is over, so you should head home...

Oh, it's already that late?

U-Urabe!

There's still d-drool on your chin.

Urabe's drool...

It's sweet...

Wait!

Why am I licking her drool?!

Time to go home!

But...

That was the first time I'd gotten a clear look at Urabe's face...

She was pretty cute...

That night, I had a dream.

A strange girl took my hand and led me to a bizarre town I'd never seen.

But that girl turned out to be Urabe...

and we danced together.

And when I woke up,

I could still remember every detail of that dream.

A few days passed by, and the memory still didn't fade.

Okay! Two more laps!

Yeah!

Teach! Tsubaki fainted!

Huh? Who's that?

It was Tsubaki.

He's burning up.

Take him to the nurse's office!

Got it!

Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho.

That's all for today.

Teach!

Oh? What is it?

Tsubaki is absent again?

Yeah, his fever hasn't broken.

It seems that his cold's gotten worse.

He won't be returning to school for a while.

That's odd...

The doctor said it was just a cold.

Oh? I wonder who that is...

Well, Akira. Get some sleep.

Akira!

One of your classmates brought some handouts!

Is it okay if they come up there?

Sure!

He said it's okay. Come on in.

Come in.

I know it's you, Ueno. Come in.

U-Urabe!

How are you feeling?

Oh, my fever hasn't gone down, and I'm still coughing...

So where are the handouts?

Huh?

Didn't you bring handouts from school?

There aren't any handouts.

What?!

Tsubaki...

Wh-what is it?

You aren't sick with a cold.

I know why you're sick.

Huh?

Around two weeks ago, you woke me up after school.

You must have licked the drool on my desk.

I won't laugh at you or make fun of you.

Tell me the truth.

Did it...

Did it taste sweet?

Open your mouth.

Suck on my finger.

How do you feel?

Huh? How do I feel?

Do you still feel sick?

Oh, right.

Uh...

Huh?! What?!

I feel better!

My fever's gone!

You see, Tsubaki...

After licking and consuming my drool,

you went two weeks without ingesting any drool.

So you went through withdrawal.

W-withdrawal?!

Once you tasted my drool again, you got better.

Well, I'll be going then.

H-hold on!

That doesn't make any sense at all!

This happened because I tasted your drool?!

But it's true.

Does that mean...

your drool contains some kind of special substance or bacteria

that could cause withdrawal symptoms?!

Well?!

I'm sorry...

That was such a unique reaction that I couldn't help myself.

Tsubaki...

You weren't sick because of any special substance or bacteria.

In other words,

you were feeling unwell...

...because...

...you were lovesick.

There's nothing special about my drool.

Your desire to taste the drool of the girl you love caused you to go into withdrawal.

The girl I love...

On that day, when you woke me up after school,

you looked very surprised when you saw my face.

Tsubaki, is that when...

...you fell in love with me?

Well, I need to get going.

Make sure you come to school tomorrow.

The next day...

...I was back at school.

See ya, Tsubaki!

Yeah, see ya!

Urabe...

Tsubaki!

Let's walk home together!

Were you waiting for me?

Yes.

Well, Urabe.

I'm going this way.

Wait!

Here.

Suck it.

Wh-why?

Tsubaki, if you don't, you'll go into withdrawal again.

Do you want to miss school because of a fever again?

I see...

Urabe was...

Okay, Tsubaki. See you...

Urabe! Okay, Tsubaki. See you...

Is this why you were waiting for me?

Yes.

See you tomorrow!

Y-yeah!

The day after tomorrow! And every day after that!

Yeah...

Starting that day, this became our daily routine.

And after a few days of this,

I became...

I found myself...

...you fell in love with me?

I had another dream.

A dream where I was dancing with Urabe in a strange town.

When I woke up,

I realized I needed to tell her something.

Then I'll see you tomorrow.

Wait!

I-I have something I need to say.

Talk.

Oh, er...

Basically...

I'm in love with you, so will you go out with me?

If you become my girlfriend, I'll be your boyfriend!

Er, that goes without saying...

Then you should make a move on me.

Make a move?

If you want me to be your girlfriend,

you need to make a move to show you're serious.

Make a move to show I'm serious...

No. That's too commonplace.

I don't want something that anyone else could do.

I want you to express yourself in a way that only you can.

I-I can't think of anything.

It doesn't have to be today.

I won't forget. I'll be waiting for you to make your move.

Urabe...

Won't forget... Waiting...

Ah!

Urabe, I got it!

This is it!

Urabe, look at this picture!

I-Isn't she cute?

What is this?

I spent all three years in middle school crushing on her.

I couldn't forget about her, so even though I'm in high school,

I still carry this picture that I secretly took and pull it out from time to time.

But after I tasted your drool,

I completely forgot about this picture.

So!

Urabe! This is how I'll express my love!

I no longer need any memories of the past!

From now on, you'll be my girlfriend!

What's wrong?

You did something so unexpected...

Whenever...

Whenever something makes me really happy,

a flood of drool spills out of my mouth.

Wh-why?

Why, you ask?

Because that's how I am.

Say, Tsubaki...

Are you a

virgin?

Huh?

You're not?

Well...

I'm a virgin.

That's good.

I'm also a virgin.

Say, Tsubaki.

Do you remember when I burst into laughter on the first day I came to this school?

Yeah, I remember.

I heard a voice that said something so funny I couldn't help but laugh.

A voice?

Whose voice was it?

I'm not sure...

But I could hear it very clearly.

During class, I happened to look over at you,

when the voice spoke.

Tsubaki,

the voice said that you would be my first sex partner.

Since that day, I've been waiting for you to ask me out.

Huh?

Well, I need to get going.

Tsubaki, see you tomorrow.

Tsubaki!

Starting today, I'm your girlfriend!

That was the day I got a girlfriend for the first time in my life.

Her name is Urabe Mikoto.

Let's walk home together

We can meet at the usual place

Take the scenic route

Our spirits will lighten as we walk in stride

Our shadows grow in the sunset glow

As you walk ahead with your back hunched

What's on your mind?

Close your eyes and try to feel

Our promise after school is a secret

Until the sun sets, et cetera

So long, but it's still too early

To go home

Let's hope these magical days continue

Episode 2 "Mysterious Bond"

Hey, Urabe.

What do you think destiny and bonds look like?

I don't know how they look, but I know how they taste.

Huh?

Tsubaki, open your mouth.

O-okay...

Next time on Mysterious Girlfriend X:

Episode 2: "Mysterious Bond"