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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

Why are you even in your boxers?

What the hell? Look at you.

Your tits are hanging out of that shirt.

Don't fucking look at my tits.

Weirdo. Can I get some milk? No.

I'm trying to eat my cereal.

I might need it.

You already have milk in your cereal.

I might need more.

No. Give me a little. I just need a little bit of fucking milk. No.

What the fuck?

Look at what you're doing. My mom's going to be so pissed at you. I can't

believe she married your fucking dad.

Stop. Give me the fucking milk. I don't need any. You're so fucking smart.

You know what?

Fine. You want the milk?

Your milk you wanted.

you fucking ruined my shirt like literally what the fuck are you what who

fuck is gonna clean this up now you fucking asshole you got milk all over me

dude

I did not do that. It just fell and slipped in.

I did not do that.

Get off. No, it feels good. No.

It kind of feels good. Just let me.

You started it. Actually.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Ugh!

Oh my god.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

shit.

Oh, shit.

What, did you just cum in me?

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh my god, are you just getting in right now?

No, I was just, I went on a walk outside.

I'm getting this on film. That's what you left wearing last night. No, I

have any clean laundry.

Your mom is going to kill you when she sees this video. Please don't tell my

mom. Seriously, that's not funny. You're so fucked. I never tell them anything

you do.

You're such an asshole. Really?

What do you want?

Please don't tell my mom. Please just tell my mom. What do I want?

I don't know. I don't have money.

It's funny.

You just screwed it.

I can just burn you so bad.

Actually, you know what?

I didn't give you a blowjob last time when we had sex.

Wait, what?

I won't tell you now.

Oh, you know, actually, that doesn't sound like too bad of a deal.

are you recording this too

Thank you, John.

Oh my god, you're gonna make me cry.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I'm crying.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

That was worth it. Your secret's safe with me.

What are you doing right here? Come over here.

Don't be shy. Why are you shy all of a sudden?

Yeah.

I had no idea when stuff was being such a dirty job.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

oh my gosh

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god!

Oh my

god!

Yes, yes, yes, fucking unity, unity.

Remember.