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Hope you enjoyed
everything.
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Come again soon.
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Thanks, bob.
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Not so fast.
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You're eating other
people's leftovers?
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That's gross.
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Hey, what's the big deal?
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A piece of unbuttered toast,
untouched eggs,
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And a perfectly good strip
of bacon.
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It's a crime to waste food...
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Although, in here,
it's only a misdemeanor.
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Why would you eat
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Off a stranger's plate?
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Because I didn't like
what you ordered.
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Besides, she's just going
to throw it out anyway.
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But I was going to keep the tip,
so hand it over.
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You know, you should
at least split it with me.
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I mean, I did bus the table.
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On second thought,
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Keep the tip,
just lock the door.
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Why would I lock the door?
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, sara.
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Oh, reggie, I'm so glad
I caught you here.
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Then again,
where else would you be?
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(laughs)
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Anyway, as promised...
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Here are
my vacation pictures.
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Richard, the kids, and I
spent five glorious days
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In bermuda.
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That's an island.
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Yes, filled with white
people longing to be brown.
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Everyone had
such a wonderful time.
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Oh, look, the baby whales
come right up on the beach.
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Those are my children.
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No way.
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I mean, cute kids.
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So, anyway,
now that I'm back,
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We really should get together
and go on a double date...
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Whenever you find someone.
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No rush.
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Actually, I'm seeing
someone now, sara.
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All:
Really?
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Yes, really.
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In fact, we're going
to dinner tonight.
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Oh, why don't we make it
a foursome?
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Well, I don't really...
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Oh, I'll have richard
make the reservations.
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Oh, I'll call you.
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I can't wait to meet
your special someone.
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Neither can I.
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Neither can she.
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Well, aren't you
a gentleman?
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Yeah, a gentleman
who just found a quarter.
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Becker,
I need to ask you a favor.
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Oh, god.
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No.
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Come on, you haven't
even heard it yet.
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I was taking
jake's lead, there.
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I need you to be my date tonight
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To go to dinner with sara
and her husband.
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God, no.
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Good call there, buddy.
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Come on, becker, it's
hard to get a date
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On such short notice.
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Check the back
of the village voice.
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You can get a date in an hour...
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Or is that for an hour?
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Look, reg,
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If it was just you,
I'd think about it--
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I would still say no,
but I'd think about it--
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But sara is
just a chirpy little snot
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Who gets off on making you
feel bad about yourself.
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Look, becker, I'm
grasping at straws here.
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I'm dateless and
I'm desperate.
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You know,
add "easy" and "lonely,"
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Stick it in the village voice--
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I'll bet
you'll scare up someone.
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You're late.
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No, you're early,
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And considering
what you pay me,
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You should be happy
I'm here at all.
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I hope there's
somebody standing behind me
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'cause you better
not be talking to me.
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It's my new attitude.
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I just started taking
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Assertiveness
training classes.
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Why?
Back off, I'm getting to that.
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I've been
pushed around
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Enough in my life.
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So now I'm learning
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To stand up for myself
and get what I want,
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And what I want is
to leave early today
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Because my class
starts at 5:00.
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So that's what
I'm going to do.
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No, you're not.
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Okay.
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Hi. Is becker here?
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What's it to you?
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Linda, knock it off.
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Okay.
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He's in his office.
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Yes?
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No!
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Becker...
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No way.
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I'm not going out
to dinner with you.
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Come on, I called everyone
I could think of,
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Including some guy who wrote
his number in the bathroom,
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Claiming he could go all night.
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Unfortunately,
he can't go tonight.
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Well, maybe he can go
tomorrow night.
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If I have to beg, I will.
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All right.
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Let's see
what you got.
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Come on, becker, please.
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Oh, you know...
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All right, fine, I'll go,
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But we're going to establish
some ground rules, here.
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No kissing, no touching.
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No cute little nicknames.
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No affection of any kind.
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Are we clear?
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Thank you, becker.
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What did I just say?
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Oh, don't be
such a hard-ass.
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I said no nicknames!
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Now that we know
you're dating reggie,
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It makes sense why you're
always at the diner.
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Well, he could
have been going there
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Just because he likes
reggie's cooking.
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(high-pitched giggle)
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Richard's so funny.
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Either laugh or go mad,
right, richard?
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So, do you two
like kids?
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We haven't really gotten
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To the talking-about-kids
point in our relationship.
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Oh, well, don't
wait too long.
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Tick-tock.
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Richard:
Don't let sara rush you
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Into having kids.
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When it's time to end
your life, you'll know.
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(chuckles)
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Reggie:
So, um...
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Anyway, richard, I
haven't been seeing you
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At the bakery
very much.
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Oh, well,
I should-- well...
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Oh, that's because
I'm running it now.
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I guess you
could say
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That I'm the breadwinner
in the family.
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I make lots of dough.
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(high-pitched giggle)
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You get it?
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Yes, it works on so many levels.
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Actually, I've always
wanted to teach english,
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So I got a job
at the high school.
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Oh, that must be
really rewarding.
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Oh, yeah,
oh, it's great.
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Although, if I wanted
to have stuff thrown at me
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And be called a dork,
I could have stayed at home.
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(chuckles)
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(both chuckle)
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John hasn't seen
our pictures
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From our vacation yet.
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Oh, lucky for you,
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I happen to have
them right here.
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(beeping)
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Oh, thank god.
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I mean, uh, a patient of mine
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Is having a bad reaction
to some medication I gave him.
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I'm sorry, I-I got to go.
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Oh, too bad.
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We were having
so much fun.
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Hmm? Oh, yeah, no, right...
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Yeah, uh...
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Anyway, I got
to go, sorry.
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I hope your patient's okay.
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Thank you.
Um, don't wait up.
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Will you excuse me?
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John.
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John.
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Becker!
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What?
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Did you beep yourself?
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No, I actually have
a sick patient.
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Isn't that great?
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Yeah, for you, but
I'm still stuck here.
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I need your credit card.
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Forget it.
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Come on, becker, I
didn't bring any money.
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I couldn't find a purse
that goes with this dress.
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Those shoes don't go with
the dress. You brought them.
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Fine, fine.
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But just remember, I had salad
and iced tea, that's all,
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And don't go nuts with the tip;
11% is more than enough.
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Thanks, and, uh,
I really hate
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To ask you for anything
else, but sara's watching.
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So could you just
kiss me good-bye?
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I thought we had a rule.
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Come on, becker, just one.
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Geez.
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High school kids
have changed.
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First day,
they stuck a sign on my back.
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I thought it said,
"kick me."
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Turns out it said,
"kill me."
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Lucky for me, they can't read.
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Oh, my gosh,
look how late it is.
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You were supposed
to just walk me home,
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Not stay here and entertain me.
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I hope sara won't be mad.
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Oh, she's fine.
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She's with the kids.
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Actually, that's
why she left early.
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She is convinced
that if she doesn't
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Read the kids
a bedtime story,
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They won't be able to sleep,
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And I guarantee you,
she woke them up to do that.
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(laughing)
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I'm sorry, I'm talking again.
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If you want me to stop,
just tell me.
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No, no, no. No.
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I like listening to you.
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Wow.
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You know,
I was dreading tonight,
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But I had a great time.
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Me, too.
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Oh, and your boyfriend's
very nice.
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Oh, he's not...
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Not what? Not nice?
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Or your boyfriend?
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Well, neither, actually.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I couldn't admit to sara
that I wasn't seeing anyone,
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So I asked becker
to do me a favor.
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Please, don't tell her.
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I am surprised.
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I know.
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I really should have
just told her the truth.
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No, no, no, no.
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I'm surprised
that you're not dating anybody.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who could resist all this?
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Yeah, well,
I think you're amazing.
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I mean, you know,
you run a business,
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You're going back to school,
you're pretty.
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Any man would be
lucky to have you.
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Wow, talk about things
you don't hear very often.
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Well, I should get going.
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Oh, right.
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Well, gee,
thanks a lot
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For walking me
home, again.
Oh, yeah.
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I'm sorry.
That was inappropriate.
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It... No.
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No, no, no.
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I mean, we're
friends, right?
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Where is it, reg?
Where's my credit card?
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I couldn't sleep
knowing you had it.
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You miss the feeling of it
in your pajama pocket?
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So you're a pajama man, huh?
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Bob likes to sleep à la mode.
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I think he got that wrong.
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I hope he got that wrong.
263
00:09:51,189 --> 00:09:53,891
Hey, I'm not going to
ask again for my card.
264
00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:55,359
Okay.
265
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:59,196
Now, look... Don't go crazy.
266
00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:03,400
Our half of the bill was $120,
so here's my $60.
267
00:10:03,468 --> 00:10:05,402
Our half?
268
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,338
The bill was $240?
269
00:10:07,405 --> 00:10:10,842
All I had was salad
and iced tea!
270
00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:12,176
After you left,
271
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,545
Sara ordered a dinner to go
for her babysitter
272
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,748
And a whole bunch of desserts
for her kids.
273
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:18,615
You let her get away with that?
274
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,551
Well, what was I supposed to do?
275
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:22,019
You pull out your calculator
276
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:24,154
And you play
"who had the chicken salad?"
277
00:10:24,222 --> 00:10:26,090
Damn it!
This always happens.
278
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,457
Whoever orders
the most food
279
00:10:27,525 --> 00:10:29,060
Always wants to
split the check.
280
00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:31,062
Aw, 60 bucks
for salad and iced tea!
281
00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:33,831
I may never get
over this.
282
00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,734
Yeah, especially if
we keep reminding him.
283
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:40,438
Well, it sounds like you and
john had a magical night.
284
00:10:40,505 --> 00:10:42,840
Yeah. It wasn't all bad.
285
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,376
Did you ever find yourself
attracted to someone
286
00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:48,579
You never thought you'd be
attracted to in a million years?
287
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:51,249
Oh, my god,
you and becker?
288
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,751
No, not becker--
I was out with sara...
289
00:10:53,818 --> 00:10:56,721
Wait a minute-- you and sara?
290
00:10:58,056 --> 00:11:01,292
Let me picture this.
291
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,761
Why is that not as hot
as I want it to be?
292
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:06,897
Not sara.
293
00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,799
Richard, sara's husband.
294
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:10,434
Oh, reg, no.
295
00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:12,102
Oh, reg, yes.
296
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,371
This throws a whole new light
on things.
297
00:11:14,439 --> 00:11:16,607
Looks like sara
will soon be available.
298
00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:20,211
She's not available
because nothing is going on.
299
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,279
Besides, she hates you.
300
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,213
Yeah? All married and snooty,
I had no shot,
301
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,549
But single and desperate
with two fat kids?
302
00:11:25,617 --> 00:11:27,919
She, my friend, is on her way
to the bottom,
303
00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,854
And bob is the mayor
of the bottom.
304
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:34,358
Reg, I know you hate sara,
but I can't believe
305
00:11:34,426 --> 00:11:36,127
You'd make a move
on her husband.
306
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:38,129
I didn't.
Nothing happened.
307
00:11:38,196 --> 00:11:40,631
We were just sitting
here talking.
308
00:11:40,698 --> 00:11:42,333
Just talking, huh?
309
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,669
Okay, well,
we might have shared one kiss--
310
00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,505
Oh, one really great kiss--
311
00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:50,073
But believe me,
nothing is going on.
312
00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,410
You keep telling yourself that.
313
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,177
Oh, but nothing
is going on.
314
00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:56,680
We're just meeting for
a friendly lunch...
315
00:11:56,748 --> 00:12:00,317
At 4:00 while sara picks up
her kids from dance class.
316
00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:01,919
Totally innocent.
317
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,621
Reg, you know
that after eating,
318
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:04,855
You'll want
to stretch your legs,
319
00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,089
Which leads
to taking a walk,
320
00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:09,259
Which leads to your apartment,
which leads to sex.
321
00:12:09,327 --> 00:12:11,895
Fine, maybe I'll just meet him
for dessert.
322
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,197
Bad idea--
323
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,333
You'll eat too much,
which leads to feeling fat,
324
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,502
Which leads to changing clothes,
which leads to sex.
325
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,337
Coffee?
Coffee,
coffee breath.
326
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:23,774
Mints, drugstore,
aisle 12, sex!
327
00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:25,676
Can we meet for water?
328
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:26,744
Water?!
329
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:29,413
Why don't you just do it
in the street?!
330
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,254
Linda:
What do you mean,
you peed at home?
331
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,689
You came here
for a physical.
332
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,459
What do you think the plastic
cups are for, refreshments?
333
00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:44,261
Now go out, get a beer,
and when you get back here,
334
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:46,129
Damn well better be
tinkle time!
335
00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:47,898
Linda.
336
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,533
Okay, you, sign in,
337
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,302
You, I want naked
and waiting in room one,
338
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,772
And you, get me a soda.
339
00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:55,773
Linda.
340
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,075
Oh, right, get margaret
a soda, too.
341
00:12:58,142 --> 00:12:59,209
Linda,
342
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:02,146
You have got to quit
these assertiveness classes.
343
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:04,048
You are spinning
out of control.
344
00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,949
Go home-- take the day
off and come back
345
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,284
When you are you again.
346
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:08,953
Don't you tell
me what to do.
347
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,221
Go.
348
00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:13,891
Okay.
349
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,960
Becker:
She can't just leave
in the middle of day.
350
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,629
Why do we even pay her
if she's not going to work?
351
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:22,266
Don't you question the way
I run things around here.
352
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,835
Mind your own business
and let me handle it.
353
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:26,737
Okay.
354
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,077
Jake, I'm back.
355
00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:35,813
Oh, so how was your
lunch with richard?
356
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,847
It was fine.
357
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,181
We had lunch,
we talked.
358
00:13:38,249 --> 00:13:40,984
Did you talk about the
fact that he's married?
359
00:13:41,052 --> 00:13:43,587
Every relationship
has obstacles.
360
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,790
So now it's a
relationship?
361
00:13:45,857 --> 00:13:48,158
Look, we didn't
do anything.
362
00:13:48,226 --> 00:13:49,393
What do you mean
you didn't do anything?
363
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,761
Where does that leave
sara and bob?
364
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,930
Nowhere.
She hates you.
365
00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:54,799
Always has,
always will.
366
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:55,866
Yeah?
Don't be so sure, my friend.
367
00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:57,134
You ever go to the pound
368
00:13:57,201 --> 00:13:58,802
And see those dogs who
are about to get put down?
369
00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:00,070
They'll go home with anybody.
370
00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:04,041
Reg, coffee to go, please.
371
00:14:04,108 --> 00:14:06,276
What is that, like, 150 bucks?
372
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,481
Oh, look who's here,
the lovebirds.
373
00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:12,516
Can't keep you two apart.
374
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:15,485
Yeah, unlike a check,
you can't split us up.
375
00:14:18,222 --> 00:14:19,723
Sara...
Ever be interested
376
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,792
In going out
with a guy like bob?
377
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,327
I'm married.
378
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,429
I'll check back
with you next week.
379
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:29,132
So, reggie,
I just stopped by
380
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,002
To say I'm sorry
for rushing off last night.
381
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,405
I just really like to be there
to put my kids to bed.
382
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,606
We have a whole routine--
383
00:14:35,673 --> 00:14:37,708
They take a bath,
I read them a story...
384
00:14:37,775 --> 00:14:40,143
They have five desserts.
385
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,745
Well, they did polish off
386
00:14:41,813 --> 00:14:43,814
The crème brûlée
and the éclairs.
387
00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:46,650
Little dumplings-- they may be
on their way to fat camp.
388
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,185
Well, I got to go,
389
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:51,155
But we really should try
to get together again soon.
390
00:14:51,222 --> 00:14:52,323
Oh, you know, I
don't think...
391
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,557
That's a great idea.
392
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,725
How about tonight?
393
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,293
Tonight? Well...
394
00:14:56,361 --> 00:15:00,096
Isn't he spontaneous and fun?
395
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,666
Uh, look, sara, I really...
396
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,034
Sara:
Oh, come on, reggie.
397
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:07,938
No one cares if you wear
the same dress-- it's just us.
398
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:11,041
I'll let richard know.
399
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:14,311
Same time, same place okay?
Good. See you.
400
00:15:15,847 --> 00:15:17,681
Wasn't last night
embarrassing enough?
401
00:15:18,016 --> 00:15:20,951
Why would you want to have
dinner with them again?
402
00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:21,952
To get even.
403
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,286
Last night she fed herself
404
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:25,689
And her two fat kids on my dime.
405
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:29,192
Tonight I'm the fatty,
and she's buying.
406
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,961
But if you order
a whole bunch of food,
407
00:15:31,029 --> 00:15:32,930
You're still going
to have to pay for it.
408
00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:36,834
Don't bother me with logic;
I'm working off of spite here.
409
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,402
Wear something roomy.
410
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,478
Oh, hi, you two.
411
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,779
Game time.
412
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,581
Waiter?
413
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,082
Nice to see you again.
414
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,651
You, too.
Hi, I'm paul.
415
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:55,886
I'll give you some time
to look over the menus...
416
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,355
Don't need time.
Ready now. Let's go.
417
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,259
All right now.
418
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:04,428
Oh, I'm still hungry
from the other night.
419
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:07,398
You know, 'cause all
I had was a salad?
420
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,065
And an iced tea...
421
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,568
Which actually sounds
422
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:11,601
Pretty good.
423
00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:14,071
I'll have a salad
and an iced tea.
424
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,605
Yes, a caesar salad.
425
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,107
I'll have a
caesar salad, too.
426
00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:19,610
No, no, no...
With chicken.
427
00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:22,345
I'll have the same.
428
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:23,914
All right then, paul,
429
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,785
Uh, I'll have the caesar salad
with chicken as well...
430
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,687
To start.
431
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,255
Then I would like
432
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,323
A steak.
433
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,791
May I recommend the filet?
434
00:16:33,925 --> 00:16:34,792
No, you can't, too small.
435
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:36,193
What else you got?
436
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,095
Well, there's the chateaubriand
but that's for two.
437
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,163
I'll take it.
438
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,231
Okay, how would you like
that cooked?
439
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:42,032
Quickly.
Very good.
440
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,567
Oh, paul...
441
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,772
I didn't realize how hungry I
was until I heard him order.
442
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,775
Oh, it's too bad
443
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,443
I don't eat meat.
444
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:55,446
What do you have in the way
of... Lobster?
445
00:16:55,747 --> 00:16:58,615
(under breath):
Damn it.
446
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,152
Actually, we just had some
lobsters flown in from maine.
447
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,420
Oh, what a shame-- their
first night in the big city
448
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,156
And they have to end up
on my plate.
449
00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:06,690
(laughs)
450
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,459
Bring me the biggest one.
451
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,460
Very good.
452
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,495
Oh, paul?
453
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:14,331
I'll be right back.
I have to go to the men's room.
454
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:15,465
Me, too.
455
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:16,767
Uh, what do you got
456
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,502
In the way of
side dishes?
457
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,237
Well, we have a wide variety
of vegetables
458
00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:22,506
And our chef prepares potatoes
in six different ways.
459
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,041
Prove it.
460
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,512
I'm so sorry.
This wasn't my idea.
461
00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:30,847
I know, I tried to talk her
out of it, but...
462
00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,516
God, you look great.
463
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,685
So do you.
464
00:17:34,986 --> 00:17:36,787
I had a really nice time
at lunch today.
465
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:38,022
I love talking to you.
466
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:40,157
I wanted to call you
the second I got back.
467
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:42,693
I wish you had.
468
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,929
Oh, god, richard, we
shouldn't be doing this.
469
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,363
We should go back
to the table.
470
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,731
Yeah, we should.
471
00:17:47,798 --> 00:17:49,099
In a minute.
472
00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:54,704
The jumbo shrimp are
the biggest ones we have.
473
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:56,040
Well, I'll take it.
474
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,107
Me, too.
Paul:
Very well.
475
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,511
Yeah. Oh, paul?
476
00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:01,711
It just occurred to me.
477
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,214
I may need something
to wash all this down.
478
00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,783
A hose, sir?
479
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:09,486
I-I feel so guilty.
480
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,754
I mean,
I don't know why.
481
00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:13,123
We're just talking;
we're not doing anything.
482
00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:14,724
I know, but if we
keep doing this...
483
00:18:14,792 --> 00:18:16,059
I know.
484
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:19,729
I don't... Well, I could never
do anything to hurt sara.
485
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:23,533
Oh, that's right, you'd
have to consider that.
486
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:26,169
I mean, of course
you couldn't.
487
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,372
But we can still
be friends, right?
488
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:32,108
I mean, friends...
Who meet for coffee?
489
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:35,212
Oh, uh...
490
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,415
I don't think we can.
491
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:41,651
Yeah, I don't think so
either.
492
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,253
Let, let me see if I got this--
493
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:44,621
Jumbo shrimp cocktail,
494
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:48,024
Caesar salad with chicken,
chateaubriand... For two,
495
00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,827
One two-and-a-half-pound
lobster, stuffed...
496
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,130
With lobster,
497
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,599
Asparagus, a bottle
of the '94 mouton rothschild,
498
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:58,269
And a chocolate soufflé...
499
00:18:58,336 --> 00:19:00,070
And for the lady...
500
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,438
Same thing,
501
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:02,940
No asparagus.
502
00:19:03,007 --> 00:19:04,207
Excuse me.
503
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,277
Everything okay?
504
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,213
Everything's fine.
505
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,150
You know, I think I'm a
little hungry after all.
506
00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:15,419
Oh, paul?
507
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:25,729
I can't believe
you didn't tell me
508
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,399
What was going on
between you and richard.
509
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,033
Well, nothing happened.
510
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,002
Well, it could've happened,
but it didn't.
511
00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:33,837
Well, it did
just a little bit, but...
512
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:36,539
Yeah, reg, not everything
I ate tonight
513
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:40,144
Really likes everything else
I ate tonight.
514
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,379
So could you come
to the point, please?
515
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,915
Sorry.
516
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,750
It's just so unfair.
517
00:19:46,817 --> 00:19:50,520
I really liked him and
he really liked me.
518
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:52,322
Reg, he's married.
519
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,557
Everybody looks good.
520
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,362
Oh, that makes me feel
so much better.
521
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,364
Oh, I'm sorry.
522
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,066
Look, I...
You should feel proud
523
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:03,833
You didn't mess around
in someone else's marriage.
524
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,269
You know,
I've been on both sides.
525
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:06,270
Believe me,
526
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,806
Either way,
you feel like crap.
527
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,808
I know.
528
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,777
I felt bad enough
after one kiss.
529
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,112
I couldn't have let it go
any further.
530
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,014
You did the right thing.
531
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,749
Good for me.
532
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:22,686
I get to curl up
with my conscience tonight.
533
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,189
Hey...
534
00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:27,057
Listen.
535
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,892
You're terrific.
536
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,861
You know, someday you will find
someone special who...
537
00:20:34,632 --> 00:20:36,566
Someone who will make...
538
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:41,371
Someone... Oh.
539
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:45,375
Thanks, becker.
540
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,744
That was such
a nice thing to say.
541
00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:49,613
(chuckles)
542
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:50,780
(sighs)
543
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,182
Oh, my gosh.
544
00:20:52,249 --> 00:20:56,186
So I almost had an affair
and you paid $300 for dinner.
545
00:20:57,722 --> 00:21:00,023
That's kind of a first
in both of our lives.
546
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:06,530
All I know is, we split the
check and I ate more, so I won.
547
00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,699
Now, if this...
548
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,836
Meal will just stay down,
I'm going to be one happy man.
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