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Jake, I'm taking
a new york times
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And a snickers.
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Leave the money
on the counter.
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Yeah.
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You know, jake,
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I don't know if I've ever
told you this before,
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But you have
a really great job.
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I mean, I really admire
what you're doing.
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I don't know what you want, bob,
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But the answer's no.
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I don't want anything.
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I've just been watching
what you do here,
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And you're so lucky.
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I mean, you give
people pleasure.
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They come to you for the things
that make them feel good:
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Newspapers, candy, cigarettes.
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Skin magazines.
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Exactly! The necessities!
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Wish my job were
more like that.
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Hey, bob,
y-your job's important.
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You're the superintendent
of a building.
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Think about it.
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People call you "the super."
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It's mostly just a title.
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Listen, bob,
you solve people's problems.
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Me, well, I sell
candy, cigarettes and porn.
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I am their problem.
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But at least you get respect.
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You know, I'm sure the people
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In your building
respect you, too.
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Bob, you lazy
little hair ball.
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When are you going to
get off your ass
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And fix my damn stove?
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All right,
he doesn't respect you.
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At least he needs you.
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I'm taking a pack
of cigarettes here, jake.
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He needs you more.
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Leave the money on the counter.
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Hey, reg, get out here,
will ya?
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I need coffee.
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Don't you ever
get tired
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Of barking at me
for coffee?
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Don't you ever
get tired of talking
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Before you give it to me?
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Before and after.
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Oh, hey, I wasn't
kidding, bob.
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When are you going
to fix my stove?
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Hey, look, I came
to your apartment
to fix it last night,
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But it sounded like there
was a party going on, so I left.
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I wasn't even home last night.
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I was out on a date.
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Okay, so we're both lying.
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Look, I forgot about your stove.
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You're on the list.
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Yeah, I got a list, too, bob,
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And you're on it.
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So, becker, I didn't
know you had a date.
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Oh, dear, did I forget
to clear that
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With the entertainment
committee?
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So how'd it go?
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It took me forever
to get there.
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I got stuck in traffic.
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You know, would someone
please tell me
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Why they do construction
in the middle of rush hour?
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Becker, for once,
can we skip traffic
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And get right
to the news?
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Oh...
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It was a good time, you know.
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Beth's, uh, beth's terrific.
As a matter of fact,
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It was the best date I've had
in quite a long time.
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Well, good.
I'm happy for you.
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Yeah, I'm just sorry
that she got a headache
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And had to leave early.
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( laughing )
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What?
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Okay, normal people
know this,
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And now I'll tell you.
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There are no headaches
on great dates.
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That was an excuse
to leave
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Because she was
having a terrible time.
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Nah, you don't know what
you're talking about, reg.
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You were late.
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Did you at least
say you were sorry?
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Sorry for what?
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It wasn't my fault.
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You say "I'm sorry"
to be polite.
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You're sorry
you made her wait.
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You're sorry you
inconvenienced her.
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I was there, you weren't.
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You know, trust me,
we had a great time.
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You had a great time.
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She had a headache.
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I swear, becker,
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If you knew anything
at all about women,
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You'd call her up
and you'd tell her
you're sorry.
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Yeah, you know, and if you knew
anything about men,
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You'd be home ruining
your husband's life
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Instead of here ruining mine.
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I'm taking a paper
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Here, jake.
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Ooh, jake,
may I?
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Go for it.
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Leave the money on the counter.
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God, what a rush!
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Morning, margaret.
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Just give me a minute,
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And then you can send
the first one back.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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Don't you "well, what?" me.
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You know very well what.
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What?
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The medicare forms.
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You promised you would
have your diagnostic notes
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Completed three days ago.
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Yeah, look, margaret,
they're done.
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I just left them
back in my apartment.
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Liar.
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They're not done,
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And they're still
in your office.
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Oh, thank god.
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I'd thought
I'd lost them.
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John, if we don't
submit the forms,
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We don't get
reimbursed, which means
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Not only is there no money
coming in,
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There's no margaret coming in.
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Hey, you know something,
I'm tired of you coming in here
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And busting my...
Oh, forget it!
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I don't even know why
I bother talking to you.
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Yeah, no, margaret,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Uh, come back here.
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Let me try this.
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Hey, uh... Margaret, I'm sorry.
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What the hell kind
of answer is that?!
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Well, it was...
You know, I was trying...
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Reggie said to me...
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You repeatedly break your
promise, cover it up with lies,
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Then you waste my time
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By forcing me to remind you
to do your job,
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And you think that you can
wipe the slate clean
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By saying "I'm sorry"?
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You know, it didn't sound
right to me, either.
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Well, now, don't get all...
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( sighs )
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Damn reggie.
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Linda, I-I'm busy.
Get out.
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My parents are fighting again,
and it's my dad's birthday.
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Well, so get him a tie.
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Now get out.
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His girlfriend's
throwing him this party.
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My mom's still furious
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At both of them for,
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You know,
the whole "adultery" thing.
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So, I'm caught
in the middle.
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I don't want my mom
to be mad at me,
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But on the other hand,
it's dad's birthday
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And I don't want to offend
his girlfriend.
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I mean, the woman
practically raised me.
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Wow. Tough break.
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That's all you can say--
"tough break"?
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All right, wait.
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Uh, yeah, I'm-I'm sorry.
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You don't mean that!
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You don't even care
what I'm going through!
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I bet you didn't even listen
to one word I said!
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I was, too, listening.
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It was something about a tie!
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Okay, so let me
get this straight.
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If a tenant
has a problem,
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They just call you up
on that cell phone?
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Yep. That way, wherever I am,
I can always be reached.
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Oh, look at that-- 23 messages.
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Wow, y-you really are needed.
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So what do
you say, jake?
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You want to trade jobs?
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I have to admit,
the idea does intrigue me,
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But I got to tell you, bob,
I'm not exactly mr. Fix-it.
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I mean, hell,
I'm barely mr. Find-it.
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Look, nothing to it.
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When a tenant calls, you tell
them they're on the list,
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And then you hook them up
with a trained professional.
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I can do that.
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Congratulations, my friend.
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You're officially the new super.
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That's it?
Not quite.
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( chuckles )
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You really need all these keys?
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Nah. This one's the master.
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I just keep the rest here
'cause I like to jingle 'em.
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I got something
for you, too.
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Here's my cash box.
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Oh, yeah.
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I got to be honest.
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My heart's racing.
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Hey, thanks a lot.
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You know, thanks
a whole hell of a lot.
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You know
what you did to me?
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Think about it, becker.
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Where am I going
to get fresh seafood?
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What?
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Oh. Well, then, never mind.
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What were you talking about?
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All that crap about "I'm sorry."
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I tried it.
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Completely worthless.
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Margaret-- she had a problem
with it, right?
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So, I'd say, "I'm sorry."
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Didn't work at all.
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Then linda had something,
you know, and I said, "sorry,"
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And it didn't work
with her, either.
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You want to know why?
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Oh, yeah, please.
Enlighten me.
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'cause you're an idiot.
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"I'm sorry" isn't like...
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Like ketchup.
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You can't just dump it
all over everything
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And expect it to hide
all your mistakes.
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So?
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Then what the hell good is
"I'm sorry"?
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Well, if you're sincere, it
can mean all kinds of things.
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It can mean,
"I'm listening."
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It can mean, "I care."
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What if I don't care?
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Then don't say it.
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Then I won't.
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Then you'll be
sitting alone
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In that stupid
apartment,
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Watching tv, eating
chinese takeout
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For the rest
of your life.
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Hey, you know, what makes you
such an expert
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On successful relationships?
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I'm an expert on
failed relationships.
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Yeah, well, your sorry life
aside, you know,
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I did not screw up with beth,
and I'll prove it to you.
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Becker, I didn't know
you had a cell phone.
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I only use it
for emergencies.
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Like proving you wrong.
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Hey, beth, hi.
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John becker.
How you doing?
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Uh, well, good.
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Listen, I was wondering,
are-are you free Saturday?
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Really?
Well, that's even better.
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Yeah, all right.
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How about dinner?
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Yeah, I'll-I'll meet you
at nicolai's, 8:00.
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Great.
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Ha!
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Yeah, not only
did she say yes,
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But she doesn't want
to wait until Saturday.
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We're going to meet tomorrow.
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So, as I may have mentioned, ha!
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Becker, today is Tuesday.
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That means tomorrow
is Wednesday.
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Well, thanks, big bird.
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Maybe later
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We'll work on numbers.
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You have a
Wednesday date.
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A Wednesday.
So?
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So, she doesn't want to
waste a Saturday on you.
260
00:09:36,774 --> 00:09:38,109
Wednesday dates
are pity dates.
261
00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:39,410
Oh.
262
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:41,212
That's ridiculous.
263
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,380
Hey, jake. Are you ever
insulted when a woman
264
00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,182
Wants to go out with you
on a Wednesday?
265
00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,817
Never.
Ha!
266
00:09:46,851 --> 00:09:48,652
It's 'cause I never go out
on Wednesday.
267
00:09:48,686 --> 00:09:50,421
That's pity night.
268
00:09:52,157 --> 00:09:53,625
All right, you know...
269
00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:54,659
See?
270
00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:55,927
You're both just full of it.
271
00:09:55,961 --> 00:09:57,895
You know,
there's nothing negative
272
00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,230
About a Wednesday date.
273
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,264
He's right.
274
00:10:00,298 --> 00:10:01,866
All bob's dates
are on wednesdays.
275
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,736
Yeah, well, I have
to get back to work.
276
00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:08,839
( phone ringing )
277
00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,541
Hello.
278
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,276
The super?
279
00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:13,944
Yeah, hold on.
I'll get him for you.
280
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,113
For you.
281
00:10:16,147 --> 00:10:17,281
Yeah?
282
00:10:17,315 --> 00:10:19,584
Your shower's leaking?
283
00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:22,853
You're on the list.
284
00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:24,722
How'd it feel?
285
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,124
Felt good, man.
286
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,292
Really good.
287
00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:39,637
Hey.
288
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,939
Dr. Becker, you have
a patient in room one,
289
00:10:41,973 --> 00:10:44,542
And mr. Tillman stopped by
and left a urine sample.
290
00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:45,843
Oh, please, god,
291
00:10:45,877 --> 00:10:48,546
Let it be in
a cup this time.
292
00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:52,249
Hey, I want to, uh, want to
ask you something, linda.
293
00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:54,852
You go out with
a lot of guys, right?
294
00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:56,453
Well, not really.
295
00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:59,256
I mean... Yeah.
296
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,125
Yeah.
297
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,460
Well, what do you think
298
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:04,128
About going out
on Wednesday night?
299
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:08,299
Dr. Becker,
I really don't think
that's appropriate.
300
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,135
What? Oh, no, no, no...
301
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,470
I mean, it's okay.
302
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,472
You're a man,
I'm an incredibly
desirable woman.
303
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:17,608
But... How to say this?
304
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,211
When I choose
who to go out with,
305
00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:21,579
I kind of have this rule.
306
00:11:21,613 --> 00:11:23,414
You can be old,
you can be poor,
307
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,416
But you can't be both.
308
00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:30,488
Yeah, l-linda, I'm
not talking about us.
309
00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,190
Dr. Becker,
there is no "us."
310
00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:34,726
I'm not asking you out!
311
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,027
I just want to know
312
00:11:36,061 --> 00:11:38,529
If a Wednesday date has some
kind of secret meaning.
313
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,664
No.
Thank you.
314
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,567
It's no secret.
Wednesday's pity night.
315
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,773
How can I be the only one
who doesn't know this?
316
00:11:51,242 --> 00:11:53,444
Mr. Spector,
I'm sorry to keep
you waiting.
317
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,513
That's okay. I got time.
318
00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:58,749
I do have time, right?
319
00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,617
Yeah, you haven't paid your bill
in three months.
320
00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:01,718
You're not going anywhere.
321
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,556
Hey, let me ask you something.
322
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:06,957
You're old, you'd know.
323
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,361
Is there some kind of a secret,
you know,
324
00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:11,495
To getting along with women?
325
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:14,065
Dr. Becker,
326
00:12:14,099 --> 00:12:16,867
I've been with a lot of women.
327
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,035
Oh, yeah? Really?
328
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,836
Okay, four.
329
00:12:22,407 --> 00:12:24,942
But there's only one thing
that's ever worked for me.
330
00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:27,244
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
Saying you're sorry, right?
331
00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:29,246
No, "sorry" makes you
sound weak
332
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,548
And helpless,
like some kind of sissy.
333
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:32,884
So what do you do?
334
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:35,352
I cry.
335
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,354
You cry?
336
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,623
Well, I-I've only
done it twice.
337
00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:42,592
Once when my wife found out
I really didn't go
338
00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:44,828
To a sales convention
in cleveland,
339
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,763
And another time
when she found out
340
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:50,901
The person I didn't go with
was her sister.
341
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,503
Oh. Fake crying, huh?
342
00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:55,239
Now, how's that work?
343
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,242
Well, I pull a hair
out of my nose.
344
00:12:58,276 --> 00:13:00,511
I'll keep that
in mind.
345
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,379
Tilt your head
up that way.
346
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,416
Wow, boy, you really
have only cried twice.
347
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,287
So... How long have you
348
00:13:10,321 --> 00:13:12,489
And your wife
been together?
349
00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:15,392
Oh. We got married in '45.
350
00:13:15,426 --> 00:13:16,727
Hey.
351
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,328
Divorced in '46.
352
00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:23,033
Have-- well, have you been alone
this whole time?
353
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,134
You bet.
354
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,535
It's the good life.
355
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,706
I got nobody to answer to,
nobody bothering me.
356
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:32,743
I got tv, I got takeout,
and if I want to see people,
357
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:35,613
There's a nice little
coffee shop I can go to.
358
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,548
Well, you know
how great it is.
359
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:38,816
You're single.
360
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:41,385
Yeah, yeah, I know.
361
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,853
The good life.
362
00:13:44,956 --> 00:13:46,891
Oh, john?
363
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:48,759
I have a message
from a woman named beth
364
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,060
Confirming your date tonight.
365
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,563
Thank you,
and I got something for you.
366
00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:53,898
Here you go--
367
00:13:53,932 --> 00:13:56,233
Medicare forms all filled out
and ready to go.
368
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,968
Good.
369
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,404
"good"?
370
00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:01,438
That's it?
371
00:14:01,472 --> 00:14:02,740
You've been nagging me
for days.
372
00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:03,941
You know, here they are.
373
00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:05,743
You know, where's
the "way to go, john"?
374
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:06,911
Where's the "attaboy"?
375
00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:10,247
You know,
I have my work here,
376
00:14:10,281 --> 00:14:12,416
I have a lot going on at home,
377
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,018
And still
378
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:15,786
You want me to pat you
on your head
379
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,188
Because you finally did what you
were supposed to do last week.
380
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,924
Well, fine. Good job.
381
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,058
Thank you.
382
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,326
Way to go.
383
00:14:26,632 --> 00:14:27,531
Hey...
384
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:28,765
Oh, come on.
385
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,567
I-I appreciate what
you do around here,
386
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,503
And I know that sometimes I
make your job a lot harder.
387
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,440
From now on, you tell me
to do something, it's done.
388
00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:38,108
No excuses.
389
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,776
I guess what
I'm trying to say is
390
00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,445
I'm sorry, margaret.
391
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:44,614
Wow, john, a real apology.
392
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:47,784
I really think you mean it.
393
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,453
Thank you.
394
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,128
Hmm.
395
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:01,398
Say you're sorry, and mean it.
396
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,180
Did you order
a kahlua and coke?
397
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:19,050
Yeah. When I was, like, 11.
398
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,852
But a half hour ago,
I ordered a beer.
399
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,054
Sir, you don't have
to snap at me.
400
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,256
Oh, right, right,
you probably have feelings, too.
401
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,258
Um...
402
00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:31,495
Let me try this, um...
403
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:33,830
I'm sorry.
404
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:34,999
Well, thank you.
405
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,667
I appreciate that.
406
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:39,036
I'll go get you that beer.
407
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:42,172
Wow, that...
408
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,609
That's amazing.
409
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:46,610
Mm!
410
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:47,944
Beth...
411
00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:49,413
I know, I'm late,
but, well,
412
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:51,582
You of all people
will appreciate this.
413
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,383
I'm coming across the bridge,
414
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:56,620
And all of a sudden,
traffic comes to a dead stop.
415
00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,121
( chuckles )
know why?
416
00:15:58,156 --> 00:16:01,025
A road crew is repainting
the lines on the street,
417
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,492
And right in the middle of...
418
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:03,660
Rush hour!
Rush hour!
419
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:05,963
I know. I know, that is so...
420
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,865
Unfair.
421
00:16:07,899 --> 00:16:09,966
Th-that must have been
422
00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:11,135
Very frustrating.
423
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,104
Beth, I'm sorry.
424
00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:17,307
Well, how was
the rest of your day?
425
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,509
Ah, the rest of my day sucked.
426
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:22,079
I'm sorry.
427
00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:25,015
Why? You didn't make it suck.
428
00:16:25,049 --> 00:16:26,616
No, I know that.
429
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:27,784
I-I'm just...
430
00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,154
I was ju...
431
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:31,988
I-I probably shouldn't have
brought it up.
432
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:33,757
I'm sorry.
433
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,559
For what?
434
00:16:35,593 --> 00:16:37,227
I-I have no idea.
435
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,695
I-I'm just tr...
436
00:16:38,729 --> 00:16:40,765
You know,
maybe I should get a drink.
437
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,100
Oh, yeah,
I-I'll get the waitress here.
438
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:45,802
Miss? Miss?
439
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:47,170
Hey, what, am I invisible here?!
440
00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:49,340
You know, I've been...
441
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:52,008
She seems to be
a little busy right now.
442
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,645
Bread?
443
00:16:54,946 --> 00:16:56,880
No, thanks. I just started
this new low-carb diet.
444
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:58,381
Oh, tell me about it.
445
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,318
It's low-carb.
446
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,487
Well... Then I probably
shouldn't have
447
00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:04,688
Offered you the bread.
Oh.
448
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:05,956
I'm sorry.
449
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,424
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
450
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,693
John, what's wrong with you?
451
00:17:09,727 --> 00:17:11,562
You seem different tonight.
452
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,197
Yeah, you're damn right.
453
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,299
But better, though, huh?
454
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:18,134
Actually,
it's a little confusing.
455
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:19,670
I'm sorry?
456
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,606
Well, you just don't seem
like yourself.
457
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,542
I-I... That's because
on our first date,
458
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,077
I came on a little strong,
459
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:28,912
And right now I'm trying to be
a little more, like, you know,
460
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,915
Someone who you, as a woman,
would want me to be.
461
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,450
Well, stop it.
462
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,419
Sorry.
463
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,188
Don't say "I'm sorry."
okay.
464
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,323
Well, don't just
agree with me.
I'm sorry.
465
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,591
What the hell is going on?
466
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,225
When we first met
in the bookstore,
467
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,495
You were screaming
at the cashier that the line
468
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,863
Would move
a lot faster
469
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,163
If she'd just ring the books up
470
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,665
Instead of reviewing
every damn one.
471
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,767
I know, I shouldn't have
said that. I'm sorry.
472
00:17:50,802 --> 00:17:52,969
Stop saying that!
473
00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:54,871
John, I liked you
in the bookstore.
474
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:56,239
I liked you on our date.
475
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:57,874
You were strong.
You had opinions.
476
00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,210
I said to myself,
"finally, a man!"
477
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,378
What's happened to you?!
478
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,746
Well, if you liked me,
479
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:05,115
Then why did you fake a headache
and leave early?
480
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,484
I didn't fake a headache,
I had a headache.
481
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,154
Then what the hell are
we doing here on a Wednesday?
482
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,821
What are you talking about?
483
00:18:11,856 --> 00:18:14,925
Oh, please, everybody knows
Wednesday's pity night!
484
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,561
What?
485
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:26,370
W-Wednesday's not pity night?
486
00:18:26,404 --> 00:18:28,538
It is now.
487
00:18:28,573 --> 00:18:30,074
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait,
beth, no, wait.
488
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,408
Give me another chance here.
489
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,842
This is not me tonight.
490
00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:35,246
I was acting
on some extremely bad advice.
491
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,614
Look, I'm not caring,
I'm not sensitive.
492
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:39,483
Come on, please,
let me prove it to you.
493
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,151
Oh, please, john, don't beg.
494
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,220
I'm not beg...
So, can I get you folks
some drinks here?
495
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,189
Yeah, you can bring me the beer
I ordered three years ago!
496
00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:46,256
I mean,
what's your problem?!
497
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,525
You take an order,
write it down, you moron!
498
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,626
There! See?
499
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,361
That-that's who I am,
right there.
500
00:18:51,395 --> 00:18:53,830
Stop trying
to impress me.
It's pathetic.
501
00:18:53,864 --> 00:18:56,667
And do me a favor:
Lose my number.
502
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:57,667
Oh, no.
Come on, wait.
503
00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:58,668
You got to believe me.
504
00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,170
Listen, I don't care
about your day.
505
00:19:00,204 --> 00:19:01,705
I don't care
about your feelings.
506
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,873
You know what else?
507
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:05,809
That dress makes
your ass look huge!
508
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,688
Leave the money
on the counter.
509
00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:21,925
( phone ringing )
510
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,693
Yeah?
511
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,963
You're on the list.
512
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,232
Who was that?
513
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,734
Mrs. Garcia.
514
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,701
Drain clogged again?
515
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:32,702
Yeah.
516
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:35,438
She told me to rot in hell.
517
00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,740
God, I miss her.
518
00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:40,443
Jake, uh...
519
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:41,845
Can I ask you something?
520
00:19:41,879 --> 00:19:43,046
Yeah.
521
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,714
You ever... Miss it?
522
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,450
You know, your job?
523
00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:48,752
W-why do you ask?
524
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,654
Well, I-I don't know.
525
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,255
I just thought that if you did,
526
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,224
I suppose there's nothing
stopping us from...
527
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:55,726
Trading back?
Yeah, there you go.
528
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,728
Great.
529
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,897
Uh, bob?
530
00:20:00,932 --> 00:20:02,899
Oh, right. Sorry, sorry.
531
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,136
Morning, jake.
532
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,671
I'm taking a times
and a snickers.
533
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:08,972
Leave the money
on the counter.
534
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:09,973
Yeah.
535
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,575
Oh, yeah.
( chuckles )
536
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,810
Well, you did it again.
537
00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,979
Hey, a lot of people ordered
the roast beef
538
00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:17,514
And nothing happened to them.
539
00:20:17,548 --> 00:20:19,015
What?
540
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,684
Oh. Well, never mind.
541
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,219
What were you talking about?
542
00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:23,654
Beth. Yeah, she liked me.
543
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:25,656
She liked me the way I was.
544
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,724
The real me,
not the me you created
545
00:20:27,758 --> 00:20:29,693
In this little lab of yours.
546
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:33,731
She liked you being, rude,
insensitive and obnoxious?
547
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:37,534
Yeah, not to mention uncaring,
unfeeling and short-tempered!
548
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,736
Are you trying to tell me
549
00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:42,139
You met the only other social
mutant on the entire planet?
550
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,240
Yeah.
551
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,575
What are the odds
of that happening again?
552
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:48,012
Becker, I was just
trying to help.
553
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,412
I-I'm sorry.
554
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:53,716
Sorry? Yeah, take it from me,
sorry doesn't cut it.
555
00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:57,287
Well, what do you
want me to do?
556
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,122
I just want you to listen.
557
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:01,692
All right,
I'm listening.
558
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:03,527
Good. I hate you.
559
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:09,099
Now, you, when are you
going to fix my damn stove?
560
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,967
You're on the list.
561
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:12,903
Like there's a list.
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