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A USEFUL GHOST

THE FUTURE IS NOW

Simple dust particles
have forever changed my life as a ladyboy.

Repairs are guaranteed
for two weeks.

I'll take this one.

Dust pollution
is concerning

and the government is seeking
currently a solution.

Dust
is a necessary evil.

Without her,
there is no development.

That night,

I heard someone cough
while I was alone at home.

As far as I know,
I still didn't have a husband.

Dust and dirt vacuumed
had reappeared.

What the hell was going on?

As a good university ladyboy,
I had to look into the subject.

Thank you.

I contacted the support service
for the two-week warranty.

Hello.
I'm coming to repair the vacuum cleaner.

But I just called you.

Quick guarantee.

Your device spits out
dust?

My name is Krong.

Let me
to take a look at it.

Please take off your shoes.

The bathroom?

Under the stairs.

It's the sculpture
who was in the park?

Yes.

Just before
that they do not remove it.

They demolish small businesses
to build a shopping center.

Which explains
all the dust.

And your house?
Are they going to demolish it too?

Not at the moment,
but one day, who knows?

I heard that the owner
was going to reclaim the street.

But that's okay.

As a child, I was told
that this place did not belong to us.

So I got ready

having to move
one day.

I sympathize.

There is nothing to do.

Nobody here

can't do anything about it.

Do you live alone?

Yes.

I'm alone now.

It looks in good condition.

Except for the dust he spits out,

is there another problem?

At night,

I hear someone coughing.

To cough ?

Yes.

A violent, hoarse cough.

In my opinion, you're screwed.

Fucked by what?

Fucked by you?

A ghost.

I heard

that the factory that manufactures these devices
is haunted.

The products are owned
by the ghosts of the factory.

The ghosts of the factory?

Yes.

An employee died there.

Tok, hold on.

The ambulance will arrive.

He died
a few hours later.

The bloodstain
didn't leave.

It hurt.

It's Tok's voice.

I suffer.

Tok?

I can't breathe.

Is that you, Tok?

It is the spirit of Tok,
Mrs.

Is it still sellable?

Since then, the ghost of Tok
made appearances at the factory.

Mrs Suman,
you took good care of the factory.

It's in the same condition
only during your husband's lifetime.

We strive
to maintain standards.

Outstanding.

The other day,
I inspected another factory.

Dust rate
was dangerous.

I took away his license
and closed it.

Perfect !

What is this noise?

Hygiene was up to standard,
but another problem presented itself.

Get over yourself
to work!

Do you want me to shoot?

Wait.

The extractor is quite expensive.

Tok?

Why are you harassing us?

Why are you so angry?

I organized a funeral for you.

I paid for the noodles
at your funeral.

Your weekly ghost pranks
prevent us from working.

The dead should not
bother the living.

Accept your new life.

Don't be resentful.

Your damn factory killed me!

It's not fair
to accuse us.

We apply an ethics charter.

The factory is not responsible
of your death.

I will come back.

Call back employees.

This is not working at all.

You saw the ghost
who plays tricks on us.

I'll be honest,
Mrs. Suman.

A ghost is even less hygienic
than a grain of dust.

I'm going to have to
revoke your license.

No, please.

What will I do
without my factory?

Would this ghost be
in my device?

Not really.

Employees died
in other factories.

Maybe it's another ghost.

It's a shame.

I bought it last week.

I want to exchange it,
with the guarantee?

You know what?

What ?

The boss's son had
a female ghost.

Suman had two sons.

The youngest was married
for four years

when his wife became pregnant.

But she contracted
a respiratory disease.

She had a miscarriage
and died.

Where is March?

He is there, depressed.

You asked the monk
to come visit the factory?

We need to reopen it soon.

Mom,

let's not talk about business.

March needs to rest.

If we don't talk about it now,
the affair will be quickly liquidated.

Uncle March?

What is it, Dan?

Have you already seen Auntie Nat?
in your dreams?

Dan.

Leave him alone.
The day was long.

No.

I have never seen her
in my dreams.

She came to see me
in mine.

She said she missed you.

In the dream,
she didn't cough.

Despite his mourning,

he came back to help
the family business.

He died here,
Venerable.

This spirit holds a stubborn grudge
against you.

He won't go away easily.

What can we do?

The dead return
for two reasons:

the first,
because they remember.

And the second,
because we remember them.

But I didn't do anything to him.

Nat?

Nat?

March?

What are you doing ?

That's not what it's for,
a vacuum cleaner.

No, mom, I...

You have a fever.

After a thorough examination,

the doctor found nothing
abnormal.

I'm less worried about the fever
that because of...

that he frickles
with a vacuum cleaner.

His wife has just died.

He has difficulty accepting the situation.

Give him time.

You have a nosebleed.

(In Teochew) Ted,
did you like fried durian the other day?

Mom.

I already told you.

Ted is Australian.

He speaks English,
okay?

She asked you
if you liked durian.

(In Thai) Yes, it was good.

She just wanted to play it
speaking Teochew.

Anything.

Outside of Thailand,
no more Chinese speak Teochew.

Honey, no need to be mean
with your mother.

One night,
while March was alone,

something strange happened.

Nat?

Nat.

Nat!

Nat!

Nat.

Nat.

Nat...

Room number
by Mr. Mitit Limsapchareonsin.

Could you look?

Room 709.

Thank you.

Visiting hours are over.

Please come back tomorrow
At 8 o'clock.

But I am his wife.

I can go see my husband
whenever I want.

It's impossible.

How to vacuum
could he have a husband

while a human like me
doesn't have one?

I am the ghost of his late wife,
I hate this vacuum cleaner.

If you are dead,
legally, you are no longer his wife.

Therefore,
you are no longer family.

Please come back tomorrow
At 8 o'clock.

Pardon ?

Sorry, that's the rule.

- But...
- Please respect the rules.

Don't cause trouble.

Mom,
the vacuum cleaner goes away.

Fourth floor.
Social security.

There is dust.

Don't rub,
It will become infected.

Can I help you,
Mr. Minister?

Oops, a ghost.

Thank you so much.

You are a good soul.

With pleasure, Mr. Minister.

Our house is also haunted.

But our ghosts are fierce,
not like you.

There are good ones and bad ones,
like humans.

I agree.

It's unfortunate that a good ghost
like you had to wait

to visit her husband.

The staff is
far too bureaucratic.

It's nothing.

She just followed the rules.

Next time,
tell them you are my friend.

They will leave you in peace.

Thank you, Dr. Paul.

March?

Nat?

Is it really you?

Or am I dreaming?

No, you are not dreaming.

I came back to you.

March?

Can you see me?

Of course, I see you.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't come back sooner.

The important thing,
it's that you came back.

I miss you.

March?

Stop
to hit the vacuum cleaner.

Mom,

you see clearly,
It’s Nat.

Nat came back.

Nat?

Hello, Suman.

Are you a ghost?

You came back
to take March?

Don't do that.

I don't take it with me.
I came back to take care of him.

Seriously?

Have you eaten?

Deep inside her,
Suman couldn't stand

the fact that his daughter-in-law
be a ghost, but...

Did you cook?

Delicious.

Seeing his son's condition improve,

she authorized the ghost
to stay.

I'm moving to Australia
next year.

Finally.

And your son?

We are in the process
to find him a school.

What did he do?
to be in a vacuum cleaner?

- That's great.
- Yes.

I feel good.

Dad,
Can I play with Auntie Nat?

All right.

Where is your face,
auntie?

Here, upstairs.

Do you want to play this?

Okay, let's play.

Dan is adorable.

Moss and Ted take good care of him.

I think of our child.

If I hadn't fallen ill,
he would still be with you.

Don't feel guilty.

It's no one's fault.

Let's have another child.

Do you want to adopt?

No.

Our child,
our flesh, our blood.

Do you remember?
I had my eggs frozen.

Oh, I see.

Wonderful.

What a horror! You leave my nephew
frequent this haunted vacuum cleaner?

You are a bad mother.
Your eldest marries a man

and the other fucks a ghost.

A ghost
has already ruined our factory.

You're going to leave another one
ruin our family?

Go see it, will you?

She was already unpleasant, alive,
but now she's pissing me off.

Luckily his mind doesn't stink
as much as his body.

If your husband were still alive,
he would not tolerate that.

When he was restored,

they left the hospital.

what are you thinking?

When I was alive,
I stank?

What ?

Why are you asking that?

What are they doing?

What is happening?
What are you doing there?

March?

This vacuum cleaner will not set foot
at my house.

Mom,

It’s Nat.

Why can't she come in?

It's not Nat.

I don't see
than a haunted vacuum cleaner.

March,

humans and ghosts
have nothing to do together.

It's immoral.

Dear mother-in-law,
my aunts, my uncles.

Understand me:
I am not a vengeful spirit.

I just want to be with March.

I beg you,
accept this garland.

Nat!

What does that mean?

Venerable,

why are you doing this to me?

Nat, you're dead.

Why don't you accept it?

Why are you holding on
to your husband?

Everything has its time,
yours is over.

Yes, my body died out,
but not my love.

What are you doing ?

Why don't you fear the monks,
the blessed rice and the sacred thread?

I don't fear them,

because during my lifetime,
I was a fervent Buddhist.

Honestly,

I fear snakes more
than the monks.

You may not see
than a haunted vacuum cleaner.

But don't you see

that I'm not connected?

It is not the force of electricity
which animates me.

So what drives me?

This is the power of love.

Love galvanized my return.

Stop, you dirty slut!

Talking about morality with a mind
leads to nothing.

This brainless drag
wouldn't understand anything about it.

We are holy men.

We should not
use these terms.

Listen, Venerable monk.

This big slut
does not deserve our politeness.

Shut up !

You believe that everything is permitted to you,
knot head.

Calm down.

Hello everyone.

Stop him.
He called my wife a “slut”.

Don't add work
to the police.

Is this vacuum cleaner Mrs. Nat?

Yes, it's me.

What is the problem?

I'm taking Mrs. Nat
at the police station.

For what ?

A charge has been laid
against her.

What accusation?

A vacuum cleaner theft?

Do you have to
to do that?

Before haunting the vacuum cleaner,

Did Mrs. Nat ask for permission?
'Ms. Suman, the legal owner?

Fuck you.

My wife haunts what she wants
without permission.

Calm down, March.

- You are barely recovered.
- You never loved Nat.

Nobody in the family
didn't love him.

I know
that you and the aunts insult him.

But you had to
to call the monks and the police?

What have you done?

We dismantled it,
but she refuses to leave.

March, help me.

Reassemble it immediately.

I don't know how.

Let me get it repaired.

No. You can't take away
of evidence.

Unless Mrs. Suman decides
to withdraw his complaint.

In which case it will be a misunderstanding.

Mom ?

No.

You won't finish
with a ghost.

Sorry,
I'm looking for the toilet.

Dr. Paul!

Nat?
Why are you in this state?

Why did you treat her
with so much violence?

It's the sweetest ghost
that I know.

She even sucked out my eyes.

I'll take the parts
to bring them together.

These are pieces of evidence.
You can't.

Even me,
I don't have the right to do so?

If this is your request,
Mr. Minister,

Madam will certainly accept
to drop the charges.

Do you accept?

All right.

Thank you, Minister.

Thank you, Minister.

Have no fear.

It's nothing.

Can anyone help me
To carry them to my car?

Your son is losing his mind.

He wants to keep his ghost wife.

You don't come to see me anymore
in my dreams.

I don't know
if this is my ghost state

or if it's my person.

Your family never liked me.

This is not true.

They want the ghost
for having closed the factory.

I am not
an evil spirit.

I don't want to scare anyone.

I just want to be with you,

with my family.

When Moss came out,

my family was very angry.

She wanted to force him
to do therapy.

They are not satisfied
of him

and Ted?

Of course yes,

especially since Ted helped them
to access the Australian market.

Suddenly they accept their gay son,
if it brings profits.

It's beautiful here.

Absolutely.

It's my dream.

But it's too quiet
and lonely.

Mom ! Dad !

Look at that adorable smile.
He must be dreaming of the ghost.

Probably a naughty dream.

This ghost is really tenacious.

Nothing helps.

If there is nothing to do
against the ghost,

we will have to intervene
on your son.

What ?

Let me go!

Your brother married a man.

Did his homosexuality influence
your behavior?

His homosexuality has nothing to do with it.

Who or what do you fantasize about
by masturbating?

On your face?

The psychiatrist concludes

that March required therapy
by electroshock.

In order to erase his memories
by Nat.

A single week of electroshocks
and that bastard ghost will be gone.

We should have done that
a long time ago.

Venerable Sinrae is right.

The dead live
in memory.

A few weeks of electroshocks
and it will be gone for good.

Even if his memories faded...

the ghost kept trying
to come back to him.

March?

Who are you?

It's me, Nat.

I am your wife.

Nat!

I remember.

Have you really forgotten me?

They...

try to force me
To forget you.

And they get there,
I imagine.

I can stop coming

so that they stop
to electrocute you.

Sorry...

But who are you?

March is better.

He will soon forget it.

Did you use my cream?

That night,

the ghost entered
in Suman's dream.

Mom!

(In dialect)
Let's eat ice cream.

Suman.

Nat?

Why are you here?

To ask you
to stop the electroshocks.

He endures this
Because of you.

He will soon forget me.

You see,
I become more translucent.

Stop making him suffer.

It's true.

You have become more translucent.

However,
Suman had another idea.

Nat.

As the factory was closed
because of the ghost,

we are having financial difficulties.

Fortunately,
our loved ones support us.

I'll get straight to the point:
we need your help.

We tried everything,
impossible to get rid of the ghost.

And so?

How can I help?

I'm going to go see who it is.

Yes ?

What do you want ?

I'm coming to repair the vacuum cleaner.

What ?
Your colleague has already stopped by.

This is not possible.

I'm the only one on duty.

Who was it?

Your lover?

No.

A delivery man went to the wrong house.

My neighbor is always wrong
in the address.

Where were we?

Oh yes.

The family wants the ghost
helps them with dreams.

They pretended
to reopen the factory

and called back all the employees.

Welcome.

FINGERPRINT VERIFICATION

Welcome.

All this dust
in a few months.

How were they able to reopen?
They had to get the license back.

To welcome you,
we offer you lunch.

What was she looking for
in their dreams?

What employees dream of
usually?

You're the best.

Are dreams images?
tragic memories?

Or unfulfilled desires
in life?

Smile!

The ghost was not interested
to employee trauma

nor to their desires.

What she was really looking for,

it was another ghost.

- Took?
- Mrs. Nat!

Are you a dream?

No.

I'm like you.

I come
in my boyfriend's dream.

You were together for a year
before his death?

Yes.

But our affair was secret.

I didn't want
let our families know.

People from my hometown
also work here.

Tok scared other employees,
do you know that?

He caused chaos during the inspection,
causing us to lose our license.

Yes.

That doesn't pose a problem for you?

People lost their jobs.

I don't know.

He has the right to be angry.

He is dead

Because of the factory.

The factory has nothing to do
in there.

He is dead
of heart disease.

DEATH CERTIFICATE

A congenital disease.

He was already weak
before starting here.

That's not true.

- This document is false.
- Why would I lie to you?

Doctors signed it.

He is authentic.

The company offers you
two options.

Either you resign

because your memories bring back
the ghost of Tok.

Either,

if you want to stay working,

we will erase it from your memory
by electroshock.

Take your time.

I'm already dead
and you still want to kill me!

Traitor!

Bitch!

You are not
the only ghost left behind.

I also want to be
with my boyfriend.

There is no harm in that.
But why take it out on others?

Why not ?
They killed me, don't you see?

- They killed you too.
- Was it the factory that killed you?

Don't blame them.
You were ill.

I was sick because of the factory.
They didn't care about us.

You don't see
that this fucking factory killed me?

You dirty shit!

-Suman!
- Took!

How are you?

Took!

Took!

Took!

Where are you taking him?

Don't touch me!
Let me go!

Pin!
Are you okay?

Leave me!

Nat.

You have become human.

THANKS.

Nat.

We are finally reunited,
March.

Pin was taken away
to electroshock therapy.

His memories fade little by little

until he forgot
her boyfriend.

The ghosts disappeared
from the factory

and normal activities resumed.

What irony...

A human-ghost couple
reunited

by destroying
another human-ghost couple.

The ghost is exorcised,
the man, electrocuted.

It's disgusting, isn't it?

But this is only the beginning.

It's not over.

How is that?

- The ghost no longer haunts the factory.
- Yes.

But there are others,
elsewhere.

On learning that Nat had succeeded
to get rid of the ghost,

Dr Paul organized a meeting
at home with Nat and March.

He suffers from insomnia.

Nat.

For the first time,
I see you in the flesh.

You are a very beautiful woman.

That day,
they were not the only guests.

There were other VIPs
from Dr. Paul’s entourage.

I would like to congratulate you.

I heard
that you had saved the family factory.

I'm delighted with it.

You are a good ghost.

Nat was flattered
by the applause of strangers,

because no one before
never applauded her,

except for her wedding day.

Help yourself.

The servant brought them.

But these civilities

were only a prelude
to the true purpose of this visit.

What is this noise?

Ghosts.

- What ?
- Ghosts?

This is why the minister is missing
of sleep.

In Parliament,
there are disputes.

at home,
there are ghosts.

These shots...
Which ghosts do they come from?

Someone told me

that these are...

Someone told me

that these are surely...

the ghosts of those killed
during the 2010 massacre.

Me,
I have three decapitated people.

These Vietcong
don't leave me alone.

I also have one at home,

the ghost
of a hanged man.

My ancestors did him wrong.

Why terrorize me
Because of their karma?

It's unfair.

We are lucky
for finding you, Nat.

Paul and his peers

wanted Nat to take care of
rebellious ghosts

who kept harassing them.

Here is the lab
inspection of dreams.

This is your office.

My office?

Whose dreams will I inspect?

Protesters who want my head
and that of my friends.

They exhume the dead of the past�
to threaten us.

These young dissidents vociferate
like the possessed,

scream deliriously
the Declaration of the People's Party.

Or proclaim the names of the slain
at Thammasat University 50 years ago.

It's funny.

Young people ruminate more on the past
than the old conservatives.

Nat must inspect dreams
of these people.

Correct.

But...

is it legal?

Introduce yourself into dreams,

It's like breaking in.

No law prohibits ghosts.

It's true.

What will you do
if ghosts haunt their dreams?

You will erase their memory
by electroshock?

Nat,

what do you think?

I can't
do it.

At least she refused.

But it’s not that simple.

Before dying,

you did not authorize your husband
to use your eggs.

We cannot proceed
to ins�mination.

But I am my own ghost.

I'm here to empower my husband
to use my eggs.

The law aims to protect
the intentions of the living.

It has not been updated
to cover the ghosts.

Her eggs will remain frozen
without any use?

Come on.

It's for you.

- Come on.
- Go.

It’s Paul.

- Hello.
- Good morning.

The law in this country
is stupid,

and prevents the good ghosts
to lead a decent life.

But I can help you
to have a child.

We could adopt.

But we have come so far.

This opportunity is available to us.

And it implies
that we exploit people.

But...

I was exploited
all my life.

You were one of the few good things
in my life.

When we were married,

I got sick
and I died.

Return as a ghost
was a tough ordeal.

Now we have the chance
to found the family of my dreams.

We are so close to the goal.

Don't you want to make my dreams come true?

How are you?

Pine.

Let's go eat first.

I prepared you for this.

Nat,
I have to thank you.

The ghosts that haunted us
have disappeared.

I had a peaceful sleep,
without dreams, these last nights.

I am delighted to have been able to help you,
you and your friends.

You look resplendent.

Bloody ghost!

For the surrogate mother...

My team found young women
in good health.

You can choose one.

This ghost bitch
is selfish.

You look angry.

I don't know what she went through.
during his lifetime,

but I hate it when a ghost takes advantage
of his peers.

They should not give in
to the living.

They do not give in to death,
that's why they come back.

On returning, they accomplish
an act of protest.

Now she helps the living
to get rid of ghosts.

THE BLOODY MASSACRE OF MAY 2010

You come home late
every day.

We had a lot of dreamers.

Like every day.

Why are you reading this book?

You force them to forget the ghosts.
I read to remember them.

Why are you doing this?

Have you seen the doctor?

Yes.

I barely remember you.

What do you mean by that?

At the beginning, when you came back,
you hadn't changed.

You were the Nat
that I had known.

Now I doubt it.

If I hadn't changed,

I would have disappeared
like the others.

Really cool.

How many ghosts
have their own statue?

Thank you.

What is there?

Aren't you happy?

Of course it is.

You can tell me
what upsets you.

Is this work?

Am I giving you too much?

- Tell me.
- It's not because of that.

A ghost never tires.

Is this about March?

Do you have something to tell me
about him?

Don't be afraid, speak freely.

My mother has Alzheimer's.

She is senile.
Ghosts don't scare him.

She forgets
that there are some in our country.

If you don't want to,

nothing obliges you to speak.

In reality,

I have two good news
to announce to you.

Which ones, sir?

I found you an assistant.

Between.

Tok?

How did you come back?

Her boyfriend loves her so much

that he does not forget it,
despite the electroshocks.

Tok managed to come back.

But it's good,
for Tok is no longer a vengeful spirit.

He will help us.

Help us?

Ms. Nat,
sorry for my bad behavior.

I am grateful
of this second chance.

I am proud to help you
to inspect dreams.

We should support
good ghosts like Tok.

If you are too tired
to continue,

Tok can replace you.

OK?

Sir.

About March...

I believe that

March dream
of these ghosts.

Those we are looking for
to get rid of.

He tries
to remember them.

What are you dreaming of?

He reads the stories
of these deaths.

He is determined
to remember.

He doesn't want to forget.

What are you dreaming of?

Thanks, Nat.

For your honesty.

I appreciate it.

Happy death anniversary

Happy death anniversary

Happy death anniversary.

Congratulations.

What happened?

We fucked.

For what ?

Because I found you sexy
when you spoke.

I will never stop talking.

I liked it
when you said

that the ghosts
do not give in to death.

That coming back is an act
of protest.

It's sad

that even in death,

a mind cannot change anything.

You're not the repairman.

The person who rang

was the real repairer.

So who are you?

Why don't you take off your shoes?

My feet were stuck
in the cement block underwater.

It's you,
the ghost of my vacuum cleaner?

Yes.

My body is in the river.

I came to you

because I felt
that you would understand me.

What you said
is entirely true.

We refuse to go away,
because we don't give up,

even if some try
to erase us.

But the worst,

he's a plotting ghost
against his comrades.

This is my daughter.

I visit him
in his dreams.

We sent it
to electroshocks.

Sooner or later,
she will eventually forget me.

Krong.

My daughter will soon forget me.

I am forgotten.

No.

You must be remembered.

She can't forget you.

I will be forgotten.

Nobody will remember
of what for

we fought.

Me, yes.

I will remember.

You will not be forgotten.

I will remember you.

I will make sure
that we don't forget you.

I promise
to remember you.

Don't forget me.

Don't forget us.

I won't forget.

I will remember your name.

Of your life.

Of your death.

From history
that you told.

Of your battles.

Of your rhythm
while making love.

Of your moans of pleasure.

Krong.

Krong.

It's over.

Excuse us.

Another photo.

How are you?

Do you want to take a break?

March!

Call an ambulance.

March?

March!

(In dialect)
You know that...

sometimes I still talk
to March's father?

I hope that one day,
he will come back.

He left me
with two sons

and this rotten factory.

That wasn't nice of him.

His brothers and sisters are selfish.

I can't stand them.

When Moss was born,

they took it from me.

They didn't want
that I raise him.

They feared

that Moss doesn't speak
standard Thai.

I'm sorry, Nat.

Forgive me for all the cruelties
that I put you through.

You fought to come back,

to help March.

He loves you so much.

I must apologize too

for all the bad
that I did.

Nat.

Your hand.

March.

He's forgetting me.

Dad !

I'm coming.

Having animals is beneficial.

It teaches empathy
to children.

Thanks for the interview,
Mr. Minister.

With great pleasure.

As a sign of gratitude,

please accept
this little gift.

It wasn't worth it.

It's what ?

Open it.

Do you think you can erase me?

What ?

Who are you?

We no longer only have
electrical appliances.

What is there?

Nothing.

Just a nightmare.

Air conditioning.

Air conditioning!

Are you ghosts?

Are you suffering?

No.

I'm furious.

Are you a servant here?

Are you suffering?

Ghosts!

Help me.

Help me, bitch.

Ungrateful bitch!

Female dog !

This time,
you won't get out of this!