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Welcome to Divorce Support Circle to your best friend, Stole your husband.

And now they're both living in your house.

To revenge!

Listen, I told you, I'm going for soul custody.

She's time.

I could again submit.

If Beck's his willing to lie and she took work, how can she be trusted as a parent?

Well, when you were married, what even just a teeny bit jealous?

Those exam papers are still in your bag, won't they?

That's Callum's Beck!

Charlie's sleeping his wife.

They got head-handed last week.

Ask my loaner.

To your knowledge, were there any drugs being taken at the party?

Not to my knowledge.

Any violence?

Not to my knowledge.

How would you describe your marriage?

Mrs. Jackson?

I'd like to invite you all to share a secret.

Something you've never told to anyone else in the world.

To be utterly truthful and authentic.

Hold on before you punch me in the face and run through the door.

Hear me out, okay?

Because I'm going to let you hide the truth alongside two untruths.

So you get the experience of being authentic, but without the risk.

You split up into pairs and it's an exercise.

Malcolm likes the call.

The underlying truth.

It's time to hide the truth.

I was once on a reality show.

They cut me out in the edit.

I'm not actually divorced.

Although I'd like to be.

I'm just too scared to tell Jack.

I don't want to be married too many more.

And now to think of the truth.

If I told you my real truth, I'd have to.

Okay.

Sometimes I feel like nobody listens to anything I say.

Don't be daft.

I'm listening, all right?

This is me, listening.

Okay.

So how about a couple of lies?

Why did you think that one was a truth?

I don't want to.

Of course it's the one.

I mean, no, go again.

I'm listening.

I'm listening.

Go ahead.

One.

My parents prefer my ex to me.

She runs the kitchen.

Two.

If I told them to fire her... I don't think they would.

Three.

They think she's a better daughter than I'll ever be a son.

Right.

I think they're all the same thing, which makes them all true.

Not very good at that.

Right?

There's some tension.

You can't take this line down.

You've got to take what's yours by right of conquest.

You've got to storm the barricades, vanquish the

enemy, and don't rest till she's in your arms.

It's good.

Is that what you do?

Absolutely.

You're still living in a caravan in front of the garden.

I've got it.

You've got your bottle.

Thank you, Rita.

Mr. Forgetful.

Good session today, really.

Interesting.

I'm glad to hear it.

See you next time.

Come on.

You do the honors.

They're my pleasure.

And the Oscar was too rich.

What?

What?

No.

What's my name doing in there?

You were as much right to revenge as the rest of us.

No, I don't need a turn.

Look, Jack and I, we took a leave out of

Gwyneth's teapot, and we consciously uncoupled.

Who are you here?

Because you have to unpack the suitcase before you can pack it again.

Look, can you just give me this?

Right.

Okay, I'm going to choose a name of someone who's ex actually deserves it, okay?

Rita.

Sam.

Ian.

Isn't that?

Jim.

He's a barrister.

What would be a suitable punishment for a... Jim.

Electric eat them on stage.

Oh, now.

That is not outside the realm of possibility.

I was joking for Christ's sake.

Okay, then, Rita.

What would you like to do?

I would like to wipe the pissy off everyone's faces.

Please make a fool of himself.

Going after a girl half his age.

Everyone looks at me like, I'm the pathetic one.

I want him to feel.

Just out.

Oh, he's put me through.

That seems slightly more plausible.

And there's someone's idol.

You see, electrocution doesn't have to be fatal.

Steve, it's just an option.

It's all the same.

We need to find a way to humiliate him in public.

He's a six-year-old man who fancies himself a rock star.

How hard could it be?

I'm not as good at

it.

Where's your weight?

No, I'm out of here.

Well,

I get some ice cream.

No thanks.

That's another one.

I'm really sorry if I will have my back spine fully done with that now.

Oh, that's great.

I'm really, really happy for you.

Damn, I'm sorry.

Damn.

Hey, where are you going?

Whoo!

It's quite a statement, please.

What exactly is that saying?

Help.

Yeah, I want to show you something.

Sit down.

Look at it.

Is she very pretty?

Yeah, sure.

One way.

Real way, energy.

Real way excels, triple after that clip.

Nice.

Yeah, I asked her if she'd do my bra skalunch.

Said yes.

Oh, she'd take it to the next level.

But when all the money's gone.

But all that hard work.

She'd make it all worthwhile.

I'll talk to Dad.

I'm sure I can get into put more money in.

That's why I'm lucky I've got you up.

You get me.

He needs a bit of a nut.

I'm so on these.

Maybe a little too much.

I walked in the heart attack.

She'll look after you're all mine.

I hate Charlie.

He says I'm going to have to learn bloody Spanish.

Oh, hey.

Lying with you.

Look.

I'll let you do a secret.

I'm not going to need Spanish because I'm not going to let Charlie do you to spin.

I don't have to learn Spanish.

I'd never let anyone take you away from me.

I don't have to learn Spanish.

I'm going to point over the solicitor and he's

going to make sure you're not taking away from me.

So I'll seek it for now, okay?

Top secret.

The tip top of the tip at any top is the moment, the evidence of secrets, all right?

And I'll tell your mum.

Hello.

Grass, yeah.

My turn.

Okay.

Now, mascara.

This is a good one.

What you want to do with this, you should put that right at the base,

and you give it a wiggle, and you go like that.

Swim.

That way you don't get clumps.

Right, come here.

So I'm bored.

Your lashes are so nice.

I don't think I need mascara.

I hope, babe.

We're just trying outfits on for your lunch.

We want to look our best for you.

What do you think, Dad?

Is it a bit young for that?

So, what do you... What do you think of mine then?

Will you wear an hat to the lunch?

Yeah, I thought you'd like this.

Yeah, it's a birthday.

He's your folks.

You get yourself a personal shopper.

Well, someone will wear a bit of style.

I think she looks lovely.

Yeah, well, fashion's never been your thing, isn't it?

Babe, it's all right.

Come here.

This is...

You don't have to compete with the pretty girls.

I'm going to say you haven't got half of what you've got.

It's all right.

That's all matters.

I can come on.

Bring yourself up.

Babe, baby, look at my makeup money.

You are beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

Okay?

Listen to you.

Ever let anyone...

Tell you anything differently.

Okay.

Lulu, darling.

Can you mean you're not a mini?

Thanks, darling.

Okay.

Why are you turning her again to me?

Jack, I wasn't... What do you think?

Don't I do not for this family?

Yes, of course you do.

Careful.

Then why is she treating me like a monster?

She wasn't.

She was her to me.

Unless...

Unless someone's been putting my ideas in her head.

Time?

Look at me.

Rachel, look at me.

Sorry.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I should remember.

I could

keep this secret.

Even though Jack's always on it me for running my big mouth.

I told you I don't need a turn.

Rachel, my god.

Emily, what are you doing here?

I just wanted to check you all right.

Yes, I'm fine.

Are you all right?

Yes, just get in the car.

Get in.

Thanks.

You want to talk about it?

But if you just want to... Oh, this... It's nothing to say.

It's just... It's just... You're okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not bad.

I like it with the whipped cream and the little mini marshmallows.

Sprinkles and stuff.

Do.

Make it like that for the kid.

I know you're still married.

You don't have any more stories.

You're the only and happiest of us all.

I'm not saying something.

To the others.

Just me.

God.

You must think I'm a nut.

No.

What are you doing in a divorce therapy group?

Thank you to your naked.

Did he hurt you?

You won't get it.

He...

He watches me.

If I screw up, he makes me feel guilty.

If I don't magically know what he means, gets annoyed.

Oh, God, I was very ridiculous.

But then he...

He says he loves me.

Gives me a hug.

Bies me sweet little presents.

You know, maybe it's me.

Maybe I'm just... What are your relationships?

Why are you so thick?

Why are you so sensitive?

Do you have to make that noise?

Can I cover your face?

You know?

You know, sometimes.

Sometimes I wish you'd just hit me instead.

Do you think something?

Because I have nothing.

Which you are not nothing.

Don't, don't, don't, please.

You are so lovely.

Please don't be nice to me, because I swear I'll never stop crying.

I do get it.

Then...

My dad.

I'm sorry.

What are you going to do?

Oh, I've left him so many times.

You know, I lie there by him.

And I tell his back how much I hate him.

I had tomorrow.

I'm leaving him and I'm never going back.

Then in the morning, I say, I'll come on, right?

Today will be different.

And then now it is different.

He's starting on my daughter.

My baby?

No.

Not more.

So you lied to us?

Don't start.

She did.

To our faces.

I just...

I just wanted a taste of what it would feel like to... You know, to be free.

That wasn't even what it was for us.

No, another word.

From anyone.

Go on, Rachel.

Well, you know, Jack, he, um... He acts like he's this big success, but... I died.

He's had to bail him out with every single business.

He's at the head.

He's got a new one launching this week.

Some exercise drink with alcohol in it.

Yeah.

It's just a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Yeah, he'll be on stage.

Cameron's on him.

Well, if you want someone to behave like a dick and public.

Well, start.

It's axial-litic.

I was going to suggest using it on Jim.

I've got it from my cousin.

He's a dentist.

Well, now a fence, mate, but...

If we're going to do this, I think we're going to

need something of a bit stronger than laughing gas.

No, no, no.

It's, um...

They give it a patient who are phobic about the dentist

because it neutralises anxiety, but it's a total disinhibitor.

A half a bottle of this, and people can't help

doing or saying whatever it is, they're feeling.

My cousin and his friends, they give it to people at stuff,

parties, and don't need to make a right for themselves.

Yeah, no.

It's pretty immature, really.

Spiking him.

Life's something goes wrong, but if he's allergic.

I'll stab him with an epic pin.

I always carry one about with me because soon's allergic to wasps.

It's fine.

I can make sure every fitness mug attends the launch or ruin him in a night.

Hang on.

I... Aren't we supposed to be using this on my gym?

It rears right.

Sartan.

And I'm sorry, Rachel, but that was the protocol.

Yeah, I will get to her.

I promise.

But this needs to do it.

And there's a perfect opportunity happening now, right Rachel?

Hmm.

Go on, man.

Might as well strike while the X is hot.

Game on.

Right.

There you go.

Can I have a what?

And a pryter.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

You do know if there's biophiles.

You'll come out of the house, will you?

Then we'll make sure it doesn't.

That's not what you're doing for her.

Oh, yeah.

Why am I doing it?

Because... I'll let you die.

Mine come with a surprise to you.

You haven't crossed my mind.

No, I can see.

No, no, no!

What?

That's Scott.

I can see the ticket now.

What?

Why?

We wanted to know if it's smart or tasted any different.

Does it?

Well, obviously, bloody not.

I wouldn't have drunk it.

I don't believe this.

How long's it last?

I don't know.

I'll time it.

Yeah.

What do you mean you don't know?

Well, you're only putting a bit to test it, so... Oh, my God.

I can't believe this is a nightmare.

Oh, I'd be raging.

How does it take to work?

It blocks hardcore brain function and reduces individuals.

I don't know!

I don't know.

Don't know very much!

Do you?

Okay, calm down.

Calm down.

Just wait it out.

You'll be fine.

You're so angry with me.

But really, you're angry with yourself.

I fucked up, all right?

Can you just forget me?

Tell him.

She's not a self.

Plan on jumping your bones tonight.

That answers your question.

Definitely works, huh?

But you.

You leave her alone, right?

You'll stay with us.

I love you, Rachel.

I love you too, Bay.

Do you?

Yes.

That's so nice.

I loved Dan.

But he's now in Charlotte, so...

Why didn't you see?

So this has got everything.

She'll be Mrs. Marshall.

She just stole my name.

I feel like I feel like a victim of identity fraud.

I've lost everything.

Everything that makes me me.

I need to go.

Emily.

Emily, wait.

Wait.

Take an advantage to me like that.

I was really low.

How else am I ever going to know what you're thinking?

Was I not clear when I said I did want to sleep with you?

Except that's exactly what you're planning on, Dan.

Yeah, well, what I plan to do with you before

I let you know is none of your business.

I miss you.

And nobody's second best, Callum.

Come in.

Hi, I love.

I'm glad you popped by because I've been meaning to tell you.

I want to see a flat yes today.

And, you know, it's quite a lot of applicants,

but I'm hoping they're going to choose me.

That's great.

Yeah.

I am pleased.

Okay, well, um, have a good evening.

All right.

You know that?

Love it.

Thank you, my love.

Oh, I found that stick that right there.

I'll just get the bros sticking out, right?

Mind your back, right?

Ben, you need me.

Oh, you look gorgeous.

What?

Love it.

Well, you did a little time in.

Yeah, it's all right.

You can just buy a cycle.

Here we are.

Let's get you strapped in for the night.

No.

This is an excellent stretch.

What the fuck are you doing?

Oh, sorry, babe.

Sorry.

Why is he my nightmare?

Well, let's get the music on.

Come on.

We've got some dancers ready to dance.

Boys, lie.

Money short.

Yeah!

No, I'm not supposed to go.

I'm working.

I'm just here.

Thanks for coming out.

And Jill's role as well.

They also have management and work out.

You believe it.

We're here on the floor.

I took five fitness meetings in the entire country.

Bye.

I know this time tomorrow morning.

The whole world is going to be talking about Jack Jackson.

You sick.

You sick.

You sick.

You sick.

You sick.

M.

Tage.

Target approach.

Good luck, M.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

We just stand by.

Come on.

Are you doing for the rescue?

I can't.

I can't.

I'm working.

I'm working.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I'm not drinking.

I can't.

I can't.

I'm not drinking.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

It's not an absolute bout of a snap, men's health.

You don't make do yet.

Of course.

Yeah, cause you're right.

You ready?

Can I still drinking your hand and point the brass get me?

Yeah, cause we've got to get a brass guy in there.

What are you thinking?

Boys, let me see you doing it.

I can't.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

My car.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

I'm not drinking.

I'm at the launch of a new energy drink with the twist.

He has created Jack Jackson, Mr. Smoothe himself.

Jack Jackson, it's his own tell us what makes Brosk us so special.

Well, basically we've packed a full of industrial grade alcohol.

What am I saying?

Looks like even at your own supply.

I'm fine, I won't add the one.

It was come over me.

How are you doing, darling?

You alright?

No, good.

Because you're in them shorts.

It doesn't seem much the imagination for you, does it?

Oh!

Here she goes.

Jack, why did you develop Brosk us?

Well, that's an easy one.

I wanted to make some money tonight.

Jackson, come on back.

Jack, don't drop this up, babe.

Get off me.

I've just let me alone, you know him bitch.

Every time I try to do anything, you're just bloody there!

I'm crushing his dog.

Do you think he's socially responsible to put alcohol in an exercise drink?

Are you bloody cares me?

Who cares?

I mean, you can't do anything anymore, can you?

I've put in protein and chocolate bars and they've built muscles.

It's still full of sugar.

I've got to stop treating people like the fucking idiots.

Yeah, but isn't it all so true?

Look, mate, mate, Brosk us.

It's a cheeky little lift.

When you don't want your message tonight, you're having a fucking drink.

You know what I mean?

Here you go, bro, I have a Brosk us.

You like that, mate.

I do too, mate.

That's a nice idea, right?

What are you going to do when you're making one's a cheeky little lift, eh?

Here you go, bro.

I have a

one, two, three.

He's had three offers for international distribution.

I mean, men's health not only just we fix it,

but loaded and FHM won a bloody interview him.

We've made him a success for fuck's sake.

And now everyone's coming back to ours.

Oh, god.

Hey,

let's fucking have it!

We're not done yet, but soon, Apollo.

Mate, mate, we're all up.

Shot us out here.

Ah, Joe, say it!

Joe, say it!

What are you doing, mate?

All right, all right.

Give me more Brosk on us.

So he's been drinking?

How much do you give him his office face?

I don't think the CLC of the ticket's been drinking with a fish.

Hey, what?

Hey, don't push on you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

What the hell is your way?

I'm gonna do the big of towel.

Stay.

Right, Joe.

What a fuck are you?

What?

What?

I was seriously letting him get away.

Scott Free.

What we're supposed to do, the plan didn't work?

No, but we can't just wave the white flag and

close down a club just because one mission failed.

Dead on best, Steve.

No.

We all did our best for you.

Steve, let it go.

Just like we did for you.

I haven't had my turn yet.

I'm stuck in a caravan.

With nothing and nobody.

I want my revenge.

That prick's muscled in on my wife.

I want him out of her life and I'm gonna need all of you for that.

It took all of us to spike Rachel's fella.

Oh, fucking newy.

Fuck.

I knew he was making sense now.

Why don't you look for something in my drink?

Oh, gosh.

Then finally beat your partner for me.

Oh, don't talk to her like that.

Oh, look at this.

Man's health.

We're talking for security.

The fan.

You can't get it all self.

We did, y'all.

Hey, are you, mate?

I don't know.

Fuck you, are, mate.

For sure, little scream, was it?

Oh, was it?

You put my message up, and then she couldn't kill me.

Fuck you, fucking man.

That's it now!

What?

My husband's now.

I wanted a voice.

I mean, it's Jack, I'm done.

Don't worry, I'll speak to Dad.

You'll get a payout.

I'm on this face, eh?

You're not really an impostor, or anything, are you?

You're a port you've done to the police.

You're going to fucking prison, darling.

You lose everything.

Yeah, I ask.

You won't get the kids, Jack.

I'm their mother.

The house isn't mine to give, you know that.

Well, you won't have to be a thing at one.

I'm coming for a war with me, huh?

I've set me here, Nick.

You can undermine me, intimidate me, building me,

threaten me, you can do whatever you want to me.

But you will never, ever, tell our lovely, innocent, sweet,

perfect daughter that she's not beautiful, ever again.

Now, do you understand me?

Are you going to stop me from inside, eh?

Don't kill him.

I'm going to fucking kill him.

What does it kill?

I mean, that's the age of the very least, mate.

You should call the police.

I want to blood test.

That's a terrible idea.

What happened?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine, Steve.

It's fine, honestly.

I've told him I wanted a boss.

He said he's going to fight me all the way.

He's going to call the police.

I'm going to go to prison.

He's going to get everything.

But he's not.

He's not.

I'm going to fight him all the way.

I'm going to get rid of him forever.

Do you know what I say?

I say, bring it on.

It's scary, but I'm ready.

Guys, this is good.

It's good.

Steve, it's good.

Right, we going.

Yeah, it was two minutes away.

Where are the others?

I haven't seen them.

It's an hour.

Oh, I love that.

I hate that.

Where's your good at?

Where are you through with my shirt?

That's my next one of his.

So should you.

I couldn't find bait to say goodbye.

Where are the others?

Shitting in Jack's bed, I hope.

Nice.

At last.

Give her a shout, Steve.

What are you doing here?

Right for next week.

You know, I shouldn't have to come out and find you here, especially when I'm not.

When I'm not prepared for it.

I do work here.

You say that like I'm not wrong.

It's not right for you to divorce me.

Stay married to my family.

What's going into you?

I've tired of being gassed lit by you.

Pretending that this is normal when it's not.

Oh, and you're gone.

What do you do back there?

What do you mean when I spelled my arch on blood for it?

Yeah, that.

I just want you to know that that was really stupid.

Who longs you appreciate it?

Mrs. Jackson, do your knowledge without any drugs being taken at the party?

Not to my knowledge.

Any violence?

Not to my knowledge.

How would you describe your marriage?

Happy.

In your statement, you said when you found Jack, he

jumped straight into the pool to try and save him.

Is that correct?

Yes.