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Yeah.
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The tattoo's supposed to be
bigger, but they… they ran out of ink.
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That is a really beautiful tribute.
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Thanks.
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Thought it was a pretty cool way
to let people know my wife died.
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Well, I'm glad that's out of the way.
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You always a chardonnay girl?
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Yeah. I always go chard on the first date
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because I want the guy to know
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that I… I like to party,
but I'm also an adult.
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That's why, if they have
dynamite shrimp on the menu,
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I always go with that, because
shrimp I think is very classy.
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- Yeah.
- But dynamite…
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It's like, "whoa, whoa, whoa."
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- "This guy's dangerous."
- Yeah.
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Anything can happen.
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- Anything could happen.
- Yeah.
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Can I look at this again?
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You know what? We can put this away.
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You know, I don't even know
how you're here right now.
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I've known about it longer than you have.
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Yeah, but doesn't this kinda
feel like you're cheating on her?
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Well, now it does… a little.
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You know, my daughter
and I have been through a lot,
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but we're doing so much better now.
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- You have a daughter?
- I do, yeah.
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A little girl lost her mom?
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She's 18, but yeah, yeah.
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She got… she got sad.
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I'm sorry.
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Why don't we change the
subject to something easy?
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Where are you from?
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- It's okay, you got this.
- I'm from…
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Just name a city.
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I'm from Chicago.
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Da bears.
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Da bulls.
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I just can't get over what
happened to your wife.
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Yeah.
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No.
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I'm just thinking you're a really good guy,
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and god gives his hardest
battles to his strongest warriors.
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Have you ever heard that?
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I'm so sorry.
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How was your date?
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She cried so hard she threw up.
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Look, you're making strides
just by putting yourself out there.
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I'm proud of you.
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That means a lot.
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Stop staring at me like you
were the last dog in the shelter.
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- You guys ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready,
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but I think fido here might need a minute.
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Why are you so afraid of
meaningful eye contact?
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I'm obsessed.
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I think I'm gonna mess with
dad and say I want one now.
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Get knocked up by one of
our sons, I'll give you 50 grand.
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You just offered to
pay a teenager for sex.
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Yeah, and?
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So why are you guys
doing three days alone?
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We want time to bond as a family.
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Whatever.
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Yeah, plus Liz is here so much, we
don't want Sutton to think she's the mom,
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Charlie's the dad, and I'm the
sexy rent boy keeping things fun.
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No one thinks that.
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You're 40.
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All right. Let's see if
you're ready to fly solo.
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- Yeah, let's do it.
- How do you know when her diaper's wet?
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- Come on. The line turns blue.
- Easy. Listen for the squish.
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If you're going to brunch,
what is she gonna wear?
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We are not going to brunch.
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She has not been vaccinated yet.
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But once she does, it's
gonna be a drag brunch,
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and she's going as lady goo goo gaga.
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Slay.
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Okay.
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I slept with Matthew's old, favorite
bunny so I can leave my scent for her.
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Wait, no, no.
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No stuffed animals in the
crib. She could suffocate.
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That was your final test.
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- You passed.
- Yeah.
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Pulled that one out of
my sexy, 21-year-old ass.
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All right. Listen up, Sutton.
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Don't forget me.
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I'm being for real.
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People stop me on the
street and they ask me
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- about my moisture barrier.
- I believe it.
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You know what I tell them?
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Nothing. My glow, my business.
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Now, stop trying to distract me, okay?
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This is the third time I've
asked you about yourself
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and you've changed the subject.
Which is a record, congrats.
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Thank you.
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Taking control of the last two minutes,
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why do Mark and Donna say
you have a dark cloud around you?
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I don't know.
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I barely see Donna at work.
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I mean, we don't even hang
out on the weekends anymore
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'cause she's so busy with her kids.
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You must miss her.
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She's a work friend.
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Besides, she's like
ten years older than me.
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I got a best friend who I
think is at least maybe 90.
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It's not a big deal.
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I have plenty of other people in my life.
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Look, I got my 10,000 hours doing this.
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You're hiding some real pain.
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I know it's your job to poke around
in here or whatever, but I'm good.
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Okay, well, then what do you do for fun?
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Bunch of things.
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There's a cider bar, actually, around
the corner in old town that has bar trivia.
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The guys there are, like,
dork-cute at best, but…
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- Why does that make you sad?
- It doesn't.
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I'm sad because our time is up,
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and you finally gave me something
I can write in my notebook here.
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Look, "bar trivia."
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I think I got some extra time
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- if you wanna talk a little more.
- Later, gator.
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Balls.
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Hey, gab. What's up?
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Dr. Patel was supposed to do a
q&a at my psych class tomorrow,
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but she just bailed at the last
minute. Can you just fucking do it?
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Yes, but that's the angriest
anyone's ever asked me for a favor.
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Sorry, dude. Maya
keeps brick-walling me.
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You wanna take that shit outside?
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Hey, I gotta go.
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Not to brag, but I'm at the
doctor's office with Paul.
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Hum diddly Dee, he
finally fucking asked you.
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I've done it, like, a million times. Enjoy.
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Okay, bye.
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Why'd you wait so long to ask
me to be your appointment buddy?
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'Cause you call it "appointment buddy."
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That's fair.
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Looks like you responded
well to antibiotics.
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The uti cleared up.
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Yes! I knew it.
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So, Paul,
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sometimes I have patients struggling
with the emotional toll of Parkinson's.
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Could I ever refer them to you?
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I think it'd be helpful to talk to
someone who's also going through it.
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Of course. Wait a minute. Does…
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Does this mean I'm
good to go back to work?
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I see no reason why you can't.
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You wanna do it with me?
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I actually do.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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And don't forget your meds.
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What is the sigh for?
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It's just that these last couple weeks,
our morning walks, breakfast in bed…
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Usually, I don't like it when you drink,
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- and I'm not supposed to…
- yeah.
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…but you did give a
whole new meaning to
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bottomless mimosa.
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It's been pretty nice.
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You want slow mornings together
every day for the rest of our lives?
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Sign me up.
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But I've got four more old guys
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with Parkinson's where I'm going.
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So, this…
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That's your kink?
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Yeah, baby.
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It looks so much better when you do it.
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Anyway, I asked for what
I wanted, like you said.
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And I was so scared,
but I got the promotion.
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Wally, that is amazing.
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- Thanks.
- I'm so proud of you.
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What a great place to end today.
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But, hey,
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today I want you to leave without one
of your classic "doorknob disclosures."
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I want you to walk out without
vomiting out any new information,
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no problems until next session.
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This is a normal pace.
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Hey!
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Okay, but I am worried about
what I'm gonna wear my first day,
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and I'm also worried that
now I'm in a position of power,
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I might grab someone's
butt. Okay, what?
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I waited until after I stepped
outside the door to speak.
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Also, mostly though, I'm worried about
this public speaking thing I have to do.
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I have to give a presentation,
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and I know they say to picture people
in their underwear, but I'm worried that
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then I'm gonna get horny.
And when I get horny…
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- Wally, hey, hey.
- …I get very sweaty, and it's...
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talk about it next week.
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Yep. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm gonna text you later.
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Hands off, you hamburglar-ass bitch.
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These are to welcome Paul back.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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I've been thinking about Maya.
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What if you shake things up a little bit?
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I don't know, meet her outside the office.
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Yeah, not my style. I'm
more of a boundaries girlie.
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I'm not saying break the rules, gab.
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I'm just saying bend them a little.
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I'm talking five miles over the speed limit.
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I'm talking have a
doughnut before Paul arrives,
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and then shuffle them
around so he doesn't notice.
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No to that. Even bigger no on Maya.
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The goat is back.
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- Thank god.
- There he is.
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Hey, we got you doughnuts.
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Welcome back.
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- Thank you.
- That's so nice. Okay. All right then.
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Have a great day. Jimmy's
about to guest lecture
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at my class today, so we're headed out.
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- See ya, bud.
- Yeah. Wait a second.
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- You're both leaving?
- Yeah.
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You okay?
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It's just that, you know,
first day back at work.
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I'm a little rusty.
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- Shit.
- I don't have to leave, you know.
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I could probably speak to
Gaby's class next week, or…
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Gotcha! Peace out, suckers. I'm fine.
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"I could talk to Gaby's class next week."
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Why's she still red and screamy?
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- What's wrong, baby girl?
- What do you want?
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Would you like $100?
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Yes. Ask for more.
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- I'll give you $1,000.
- Yeah.
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This is funny.
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I mean, it's sick.
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I'm worried about you, but it's funny.
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Watch this.
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Bicycle her.
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- What is happening?
- Tia?
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What the actual fuck?
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She's gassy. Bicycle her legs.
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- We do it like she's riding a bike.
- Like riding a bike.
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That's it. That's it. Yes.
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We're cycling. You're
cyc... my… good job farting.
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Wait.
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Thank you so much.
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Damn it, Liz. You said
this was Matthew's bunny.
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Calm down. You love being on camera.
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I do. Send me the footage.
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Bye, Liz.
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Well, that was fun while it lasted.
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Hey! We have visitors.
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- Be cool.
- We are being cool.
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Marisol, this is Derek, Liz and Alice.
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What a nice surprise.
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Stop it, man. You
texted me like 50 times,
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"I know she's over
there. I wanna meet her."
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What? No.
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Derek is overexcited that Sean
is finally bringing a girl home.
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Full disclosure,
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he is gonna be checking your
comings and goings from our deck.
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- He's what?
- Don't worry.
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He can't see anything that
goes on in the pool house.
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Sean says that you make
an amazing cup of coffee,
250
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:38,536
and he keeps talking
about some toilet from god.
251
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,156
- But I feel like he's overselling that.
- You can't oversell it.
252
00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:44,666
You and your butt will
not be disappointed.
253
00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:47,706
- Babe, don't talk about her butt.
- I'm not describing it.
254
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,770
I'm just saying it will be happy.
255
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,110
It's will.
256
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,296
- Hey, bud. What's up?
- This is fucking ridiculous.
257
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,716
I'm not doing this anymore, okay?
258
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,886
Okay, slow down. Slow… all right.
259
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,806
Matthew crashing here isn't working.
260
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,186
The place is a mess. Peyton
won't even sleep here anymore.
261
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,726
- There's a Peyton?
- Who's Peyton?
262
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:06,856
Nice try.
263
00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,220
Well, have her come
over for coffee and toilet.
264
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,356
And just like that, you're old news.
265
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:14,260
I don't know how to do this gracefully,
but I have to check out the can.
266
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,156
Through there, to your left.
267
00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:18,946
We will figure it out. Okay, bud?
268
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,406
- Love you.
- Love you.
269
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,576
Okay, love you too.
270
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,560
What are we gonna do with this kid?
271
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:28,126
- Holy shit! It warms your butt?
- Yep!
272
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,876
Now she's gonna wanna
sleep over all the time.
273
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,780
I'm pretty sure I took
care of that last night.
274
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,426
Are you proud of talking like that?
275
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,870
- Well not anymore.
- Seriously?
276
00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:41,240
He's the one who's proud
of it. I'm just standing here.
277
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,450
Hi, keisha, Gaby's favorite.
278
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,936
And I'm wondering if you'd write
me a letter of recommendation.
279
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,186
You've asked every guest speaker.
280
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,050
You have 23 letters of recommendation.
281
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,710
- I like you, keisha.
- Twenty-four.
282
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:56,196
- Don't you have that same sweater?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:59,350
I was at her house and
I got chilly, so I stole it.
284
00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,366
I'm pretty sure she's
single black female-ing me,
285
00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,036
and honestly, I'm here for it.
286
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,116
Right.
287
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:06,416
No, I was just surprised
288
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,536
that a "boundaries girlie"
let keisha in her house.
289
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:11,376
You're a bad boundaries girlie.
290
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,876
I heard it. I know, that sounded sexual.
291
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,456
- I'm sorry.
- Keisha is a student,
292
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,716
not a patient like Maya.
293
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,256
Why are you on my jock about her?
294
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,716
Gaby, you and I have always
been a tad bit competitive.
295
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,506
But I think maybe that's
why you're so resistant.
296
00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:23,386
You're afraid that "jimmying"
might actually work.
297
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,370
'Cause, you know,
"gabying" ain't cutting it.
298
00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:28,540
Okay, that's it.
299
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,040
Now this is happening.
300
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,356
Class, change of plans.
301
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:37,236
Originally, I was going to
have my colleague, Dr. Laird,
302
00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:40,816
talk to you about cognitive
restructuring in a clinical setting.
303
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:45,746
But instead, I'm gonna have him
try to defend a "newish" technique
304
00:12:45,770 --> 00:12:48,900
that he egomaniacally
named after himself.
305
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,916
"Dr." laird.
306
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,270
Here we go.
307
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,070
Jimmying.
308
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:59,546
Like gravity, iPods, jell-o.
309
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,570
These were all radical
ideas until someone…
310
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,370
Was brave enough to dream.
311
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:08,870
Yes, young dreamer?
312
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,080
- Isn't "jimmying" a word already?
- That's why I love it.
313
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,710
I am jimmying the mind.
314
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,870
Why would you write that
down? He just said nonsense.
315
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,010
Great work today.
316
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:27,850
But never say "I'm all
about the money" ever again.
317
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,206
It makes me hate you a little.
318
00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,190
- Great to have you back.
- Thank you.
319
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,336
No.
320
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,700
Yes.
321
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:43,966
A kid like Matthew is going
to have a hard time adjusting
322
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,976
when you stop coddling him and
challenge him to be independent.
323
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,096
But the main thing is,
I'm not your therapist.
324
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,106
All right. Fine. Your loss.
325
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,356
But you're gonna help
me. You know why?
326
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,236
Because you're gonna
shoot me if I don't?
327
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,260
No.
328
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,890
Because I'm giving you this.
329
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,786
- What are we doing here?
- You know what that is.
330
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:12,900
You're one of the only people who
hates being vulnerable more than I do.
331
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,126
But tough shit.
332
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:18,450
I think you're so smart
and inspiring, Paul.
333
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:24,160
And I guess I just wanted
to say I'm really grateful,
334
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,176
and I love you.
335
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,386
And you don't have to say it back,
336
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,580
though I'll forever judge you if you don't.
337
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,500
I'll live.
338
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:39,646
I love how shiny it is.
339
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,260
I know. It's a good one.
340
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,640
I love you.
341
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:49,076
I'm gonna tell everyone
that you said that.
342
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,946
No one's gonna fucking believe you.
343
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,060
Just tell me what to do with my kid.
344
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:57,530
We had hoped that by kicking
you out, you'd find your own way.
345
00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,756
- But you haven't.
- No, you have not.
346
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:01,910
So helpful.
347
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:07,346
But luckily, I have a new rock
friend who said we could help you.
348
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:10,516
- But we just can't do it for you.
- Yeah.
349
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,460
These walls had mold, but it's gone now.
350
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,976
You can stay here rent free.
351
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,226
We'll make sure you don't
starve, as long as you work.
352
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,316
And I mean the whole shebang.
353
00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,356
Tiling, painting, putting up new drywall.
354
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,696
I don't know how to do that.
355
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,970
Well, that's what
professor YouTube is for.
356
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,446
No, no, no.
357
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,326
Don't eat our broke son's candy.
358
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,326
You know being a hard-ass
lowers my blood sugar.
359
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,350
You're fine.
360
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,166
All right. I'm gonna go pick
up the blazer I had altered.
361
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,206
You will have no idea
what I eat along the way.
362
00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:42,836
- I will.
- Mom, this sucks.
363
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,876
It'll end when you get a job.
364
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,586
Now let me show you your bedroom.
365
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:49,386
You shouldn't have any
problems waking up early,
366
00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:51,426
'cause I removed all the
curtains from the windows.
367
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,766
I like curtains.
368
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:53,926
Yeah, tough shit.
369
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,766
So, what made you take the leap
370
00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:59,340
from traditional cbt to recklessly
intervening in your clients' lives?
371
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,540
At first,
372
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,606
it was for me. I was
going through something.
373
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:08,800
But now, when a
patient first comes to me,
374
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,390
they're often so hopeless.
375
00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:14,326
And if I break a traditional boundary,
376
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:17,496
they get to see how far I'm
willing to go to help them.
377
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:22,280
And honestly, I can sometimes
see their hope creeping back.
378
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,416
- Suck it.
- You suck it.
379
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,836
I'm sorry, but you're giving life coach.
380
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,740
Yes, keisha. Snaps for keisha.
381
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,596
What is that? What is this? What is this?
382
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,386
Snaps. They do it like, "yes,
queen." That's what it means.
383
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:37,636
If you're not adhering
to the code of ethics,
384
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,806
what stops you from
going too far over the line?
385
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,606
I trust my moral compass.
386
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:43,436
Tell them about that time
you had your patient strip down
387
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,146
to his tighty-whities and
swim with your friends.
388
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,356
That was not phrased
fairly, and you know it.
389
00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,156
Wait, didn't one of your clients
push her husband off a mountain?
390
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,486
It was a hill.
391
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,156
It was a tall, very steep, hill.
392
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,496
That was not a great outcome.
393
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,826
However, I have done a lot
of soul-searching since then,
394
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,836
and I have come to realize,
frankly, that guy was a real dick.
395
00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,126
- My god.
- Ruh-roh.
396
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:08,006
That's messed up. Honestly,
I feel bad for your clients.
397
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:11,450
- Can I respond to that?
- No, you may not, random student.
398
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,466
I am one of Jimmy's patients.
399
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,766
- I dreamed of it going like this.
- Okay? I have ocd.
400
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:19,476
And before I met Jimmy,
401
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,476
I held my breath to prevent
bad things from happening.
402
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,226
I had inside clothes and outside clothes.
403
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,776
But now, I have a part-time
relationship with a dog.
404
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,236
And I never hold my breath anymore.
I haven't passed out in six months.
405
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,276
Don't get me wrong, I
still have stuff to work on.
406
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,640
Like my fear of public speaking.
407
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,576
Jimmy brought me here to practice,
and I was like, you're banana pants…
408
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,456
But my god, this is
public and I'm speaking.
409
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,650
- I'm public speaking.
- Damn right you are.
410
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,456
You guys.
411
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,466
This to me is worth the risk.
412
00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,756
What other therapist
would come to my home,
413
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,966
sit on my bed, and tell me I'm amazing?
414
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,806
- What?
- It was not a bed.
415
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,766
No, no. It's a couch that turns into a bed.
416
00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,176
But it was in couch mode.
417
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,846
Okay, so, there you have it.
418
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,726
If I could, I would erase
all of your memories
419
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,396
with one of those men
in black flashy things.
420
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,510
Let's just pretend this never happened.
421
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,180
Class dismissed.
422
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:16,486
It's kind of fun in here… and me thy.
423
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,826
Anyway, Connor sent us
to get his sweatshirt back.
424
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,366
Tell Connor
425
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:24,036
I don't have his stupid 2012 la
kings Stanley cup champions hoodie.
426
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,626
You're literally wearing a sweatshirt
with those exact words on it.
427
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:27,650
Shit.
428
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,546
You guys want some weed gummies?
429
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,176
They'll fuck you all the way up.
430
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,540
Okay, I would love to get
fully fucked up. I will take six.
431
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,370
Where are they? I had
a whole giant bag here.
432
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:45,790
Shit.
433
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,650
Buddy, there's no easy way to say this.
434
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,626
They got your dick.
435
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:14,650
Everything okay, sir?
436
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,080
Yes, but you may have
to call an ambulance.
437
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,790
I've been poisoned.
438
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,540
I'm just a little bit dying.
439
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,090
Just a little bit dying.
440
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,250
And, Liz, last message.
441
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:36,220
Listen, I'm sorry I
never found the scissors.
442
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,196
I didn't find… I didn't find the scis…
443
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,826
Anyway, and I'm dying.
444
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:45,076
But I don't want you to have to
wait too long to find love again.
445
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,996
But maybe like eight years.
446
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,690
Okay, bye forever.
447
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,990
This is your husband, Derek.
448
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:02,216
- Derek?
- Well played, fucker.
449
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,530
You outlived me.
450
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,750
But you're still never gonna get her.
451
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,476
Are you okay?
452
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,936
Yeah, I'm fine. Two Cincinnati, bitch.
453
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,396
Well, of course I'll make
sure they don't get Sutton.
454
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:19,316
But who do you think wants
to kill both you and my baby?
455
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,970
They want to kill cute people?
456
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,100
Well, they came for me.
457
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,140
It's more than likely.
458
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,206
I'm under fire right now. I'm under fire.
459
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:29,326
Brian, do something.
460
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:31,690
- Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
- Okay, buddy.
461
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,506
- Sit down.
- Hold on a second.
462
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,086
Just give me one second.
463
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,900
I think I scared him. He sat down.
464
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,886
Liz, I know you're listening.
465
00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:42,290
Go get your phone. They're
taking Derek to the hospital.
466
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,636
Shit.
467
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:51,016
So, Marisol. Is this a situations hip,
468
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,420
or are you guys planning a soft launch?
469
00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,970
See, I listen to you when you talk.
470
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,566
We're having fun. Marisol is great.
471
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,656
She was actually killing it in Miami,
472
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,786
but her dad got sick, so she
came home to be with him.
473
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,076
I respect that.
474
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,380
What could be more important
than being with your family?
475
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,900
No argument here.
476
00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:13,666
Hey, we're getting to
the end of the session.
477
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,490
You gonna sit there and
gush, or do you have an issue?
478
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,320
She hasn't changed at all.
479
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,830
Kinda crazy, fun, up for anything.
480
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,330
I used to be like that.
481
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:30,056
But what happens when she
realizes I'm not that guy anymore?
482
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:35,316
So, you have a future imaginary
problem that you just made up?
483
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:37,550
Sorry, can't make me give a shit.
484
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,720
Why don't we just focus on how cool
it is that you're in such a good place
485
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,446
that we're talking about girl problems?
486
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,350
Yeah, that is kinda great, right?
487
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,270
Come on, it wasn't that bad.
488
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,206
And you know I hate it
when you do sad boy.
489
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,916
I was doing you a favor,
gab. You set me up.
490
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,706
It was… it was mean.
491
00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:00,626
Okay, well, you made friends with Louis
without asking me how I felt about it.
492
00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,216
Now? You're bringing this up now?
493
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,796
Yes, I feel like I need it now.
494
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,556
If you want a pizza, order a pizza.
495
00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:08,386
And, yes, I will.
496
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,120
I'll call the FBI for you.
497
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,080
I gotta go.
498
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,356
Standby for a call from Derek.
499
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,420
He's high as fuck.
500
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,646
Gab, I know.
501
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,776
I can be relentless. I'm sorry.
502
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,356
But I really was trying to help you.
503
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:22,736
Goddamn it!
504
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,656
I don't mean anything by it. I just
don't take advice about my patients.
505
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,470
The last text I have from you, it says,
506
00:22:27,970 --> 00:22:30,366
"I wonder if you'd give me
some advice about my patient."
507
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,416
Damn it, Paul. I was almost out of this.
508
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,746
- Why are you lying to me?
- I'm not lying.
509
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,956
- What's your problem with me?
- Why are you being such a sad boy?
510
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,440
- Guys.
- Hey, Paul. Dr. Sykes sent me.
511
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,046
I'm sorry for interrupting
what I assume to be
512
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,870
a group therapy session for
people who are angry at being tall.
513
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:46,556
These are the doctors.
514
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,290
Well, that inspires confidence.
515
00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,830
- Nice meeting you.
- You too.
516
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,750
I understand that you lost faith in me.
517
00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:56,210
I would too.
518
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,790
But I'm trying to move forward.
519
00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,720
I really wish that you would
find a way to trust me again.
520
00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,116
Admit it. You haven't
trusted me since Tia died.
521
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:06,730
It wasn't since Tia died.
522
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,656
It was three months later when
my patient missed their session,
523
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,916
and I found you two in
the parking lot getting high.
524
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:14,580
- Do you remember that?
- Of course I do.
525
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,086
No, I do not.
526
00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:20,456
Sorry if it's taking me too long
to get on the "Jimmy's back" train.
527
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,046
Tia was like my sister.
528
00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:25,490
Dude, you had sex workers at her house.
529
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,506
You slept with her hot best friend.
530
00:23:27,530 --> 00:23:28,530
That was you.
531
00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:30,636
Gaby, it can't be an example if it's you.
532
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,870
It's a fine example.
533
00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:34,910
I get it.
534
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,460
I mean, I really do. I get it.
535
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,486
Whatever you're doing
with Maya isn't working.
536
00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:44,946
Something has to change.
537
00:23:44,970 --> 00:23:47,410
Don't miss out on helping her
because of how fucked up I was.
538
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,270
So I was a hallucination,
539
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,706
but I was just eating cake
and not doing anything cool?
540
00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:58,770
It was pretty good cake.
541
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:01,586
So, what's going on?
542
00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,086
I'm a pretty optimistic guy.
543
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,450
But about once a year, I hit a wall.
544
00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,716
And that shit is hard.
545
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:13,200
And it's… and it's unfair.
546
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,750
And it's boring.
547
00:24:16,370 --> 00:24:18,750
Like, how many vocal exercises
can one guy do in a year?
548
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,696
Yeah. I fucking hate 'em too.
549
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,116
But at some point,
550
00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:32,390
I go looking for someone
to help me keep fighting.
551
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,246
And this year it's you.
552
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:35,270
Lucky me.
553
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,560
- But I'm not gonna do it.
- Okay, that's cool.
554
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,786
Any of those windows open?
555
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:44,836
Your fate is up to you, but
I can help you figure it out
556
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:48,700
with something I call "the field."
557
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,360
Close your eyes.
558
00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:53,806
Envision it
559
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:59,420
as a mysterious cloud
of intelligence and energy.
560
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,266
Sounds kinda dumb.
561
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:02,330
It's not dumb.
562
00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:05,316
- A little bit dumb.
- All right, it's a little dumb.
563
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,590
Close your eyes.
564
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:11,196
I want you to walk into that warm energy.
565
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,970
Let it wash over you.
566
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:17,220
And say, "I want the
answer I know you have."
567
00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:20,480
Then be still and listen.
568
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:22,230
I'm doing it. Are you doing it?
569
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,810
Okay, I will.
570
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,216
Of course I came.
571
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,280
I want as much time
as I can get with you.
572
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,660
You want slow mornings together
every day for the rest of our lives?
573
00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:39,686
Sign me up.
574
00:25:39,710 --> 00:25:42,476
But maybe it's better to focus
on how grateful you must feel
575
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,500
to have gotten to do this
for as long as you have.
576
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:48,830
What could be more important
than being with your family?
577
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,720
Okay, I'm done.
578
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:58,020
All I saw was last Sunday.
579
00:25:58,810 --> 00:26:00,826
I was feeling shitty, and I couldn't get up.
580
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:06,270
And my wife and my daughter and I
581
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,200
just ate cherry Garcia in bed.
582
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:12,570
She spoon-fed it to me.
583
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,410
Yeah. There's worse things in life
than being fed ice-cream by a pretty girl.
584
00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:26,710
Then maybe when I go home,
I'll stop and get a couple pints.
585
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,890
Good answer.
586
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,380
Thanks.
587
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,010
I'll see you next year.
588
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,220
We'll see.
589
00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:41,770
Good answer.
590
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,320
Heaven smells like ass.
591
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,756
Again. You're not dead.
592
00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,126
We're in a hospital.
593
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,876
Everyone tell him he's not dead.
594
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,530
- You are not dead, dad.
- You're alive.
595
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,806
- Stop it.
- Sorry.
596
00:26:57,830 --> 00:26:59,216
Wow. Full house.
597
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,056
- It's a good show.
- Yeah.
598
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,436
Remember uncle Jesse?
He looked like Elvis.
599
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,340
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I do. Yeah, we all do.
600
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,340
Give it to us straight, doc.
601
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:11,380
- Will he ever not be high again?
- He'll be fine.
602
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,526
His blood work did show
a slight heart aberration.
603
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:15,816
Do something.
604
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,486
That still works.
605
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:21,866
But that could be because of the
650 milligrams of thc he ingested.
606
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:23,116
Yeah.
607
00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,416
You ate the whole bag?
608
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,496
Well done, dude.
609
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,060
We're gonna have him come
back to cardiology to follow up.
610
00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:31,876
But in the meantime, you can take
him home as soon as he can walk again.
611
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,006
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
612
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:36,546
Did they ever catch the guy
who took that man's dick?
613
00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:38,846
- Whose dick?
- You're alive.
614
00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:40,016
Everyone loves you.
615
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,346
Gaby called. Connor called.
616
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:43,476
Even Paul called.
617
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,670
Shit. I gotta call Matthew.
618
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,750
- Forget about it.
- What?
619
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,390
He knows.
620
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,760
I told him. Sorry.
621
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,116
Great. Thanks.
622
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,980
- Thanks for letting him know.
- Yeah.
623
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,706
Hey, Maya. What?
624
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:13,110
- Gaby?
- Yup, this is so random.
625
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,676
It's actually not random at all.
626
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,546
You said you were gonna
be at a cider bar in old town,
627
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,966
and then I looked it up and
saw that there was only one,
628
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,160
which now I'm hearing is very stalkery.
629
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,000
I just wanna make sure you're okay.
630
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:27,936
If you're gonna hang, you
gotta join my trivia team.
631
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,016
I'm solo tonight.
632
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,316
Sure. What's the topic?
633
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,316
- Lord of the rings.
- Shit.
634
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:34,186
Girl, it's about to get bloody up in here.
635
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,526
- Really?
- Yes.
636
00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:38,986
- Samwise 'bout to hobbit-smack a bitch.
- Okay, so you're familiar.
637
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,276
You have no fucking idea.
638
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,820
Could we get her one of these, please?
639
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,906
I can't believe you knew
the name of the sword
640
00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:47,616
that was reforged
from the shards of narsil
641
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,086
- and wielded by aragorn.
- Are you kidding?
642
00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:52,126
AndĂşril was the name
of my cat growing up.
643
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:53,706
I am so pumped!
644
00:28:53,730 --> 00:28:55,376
- I love opening a can of whoop-ass…
- my god.
645
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,560
- …on a bunch of nerds. Hell yeah.
- Yeah, I can tell.
646
00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,006
You know what? I'm glad you came.
647
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,030
Me too.
648
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:07,460
I didn't always do this by myself.
649
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:08,732
Okay.
650
00:29:08,756 --> 00:29:12,010
I used to do it with my three best friends.
651
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:16,720
Becca got a sick gig
in Atlanta and moved,
652
00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:19,526
Kate got married and moved,
653
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:23,866
and Eli joined a cult that doesn't
allow him to use the phone.
654
00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:25,560
No, Eli.
655
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:31,610
Sometimes I feel like the whole
universe is conspiring to keep me lonely.
656
00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:40,580
I'm really fucking lonely.
657
00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:45,870
Maybe instead of skipping a week,
we can meet tomorrow and talk about it.
658
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,146
Sure.
659
00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:55,680
But tonight, we celebrate,
for we are the riders of Rohan,
660
00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:59,026
champions of bar trivia!
661
00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,800
Suck it, you dorks.
662
00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:03,600
- See you.
- See ya.
663
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,746
Derek is still very worried
about the mannequin,
664
00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:17,400
but he is slowly coming down to earth.
665
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:21,466
- This is fun, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's so intrusive.
666
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:23,386
I know. I wanna put one in Gaby's house.
667
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:25,466
Yeah. That'd be fun for Derrick two visits.
668
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,556
Yeah.
669
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:28,976
Where does Charlie
think you are right now?
670
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,460
In our bedroom, sleeping.
671
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,266
I snuck out of the window.
672
00:30:32,290 --> 00:30:33,580
- Yeah, I've done that.
- Yeah.
673
00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:37,090
How's the family bonding going?
674
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,050
Good, actually.
675
00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:43,510
I didn't think I could spend every
second with anyone but myself,
676
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,286
but I love her so much.
677
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:51,076
She's cute. She's selfish. She
screams to get what she wants.
678
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,520
My baby is my soulmate.
679
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,400
And I hate to say this, but thank you.
680
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,110
You taught us a lot.
681
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:04,620
I am the wrong person
to thank, my friend.
682
00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,056
I talk a big game as a mom,
683
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,670
and I've raised a circus
troop of man-boys.
684
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,000
You try to be the perfect parent,
685
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,880
and whatever you do,
you're gonna fuck it up.
686
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,300
Well, that is oddly liberating.
687
00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:22,696
What I'm hearing is my
mistakes don't matter,
688
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,430
which is great because I'm pretty
sure she ate one of my airpods.
689
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,330
You'll find out sooner or later.
690
00:31:28,810 --> 00:31:31,730
Hey, listen. I've met all of your boys.
691
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,570
- I'll never know which one is which.
- Yeah.
692
00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:38,570
But they all have great hearts.
693
00:31:39,070 --> 00:31:40,586
Not Matthew.
694
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:45,756
His father was in the
hospital because of his drugs,
695
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:48,990
and he knew that and
didn't bother to show up.
696
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:53,740
I somehow raised an asshole.
I'm embarrassed by him.
697
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,260
I brought dad his favorite fries.
698
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:05,906
That is so not what I meant.
699
00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:09,060
Please don't leave. Let's
just talk about it, matth…
700
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,866
- Fuck.
- Matthew?
701
00:32:14,890 --> 00:32:15,980
I can't…
702
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:26,860
Paul.
703
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,450
- Paul!
- Yeah?
704
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,516
Hey. I wasn't…
705
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:36,726
I wasn't, like, afraid
that you were not alive.
706
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:38,840
It's normal to see
someone sitting in the dark.
707
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,750
Not moving.
708
00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:44,380
Hey, how was your first day back?
709
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,810
Really great.
710
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,140
I think it's time for me
to stop being a therapist.
711
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:56,786
Do you, Paul?
712
00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:59,440
- I'm not gonna fall for that one twice.
- No, I'm serious.
713
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,376
It took going away and
coming back to see it.
714
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,400
But…
715
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,870
It's time, Jimmy.
716
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,880
I'm supposed to tell you that it's time.
717
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,540
Well, you can do that if you want.
718
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,210
- It's time for you to retire, Paul.
- Okay.
719
00:33:23,130 --> 00:33:25,840
Not the way I saw this
going in my head, you know?
720
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,736
Yeah.
721
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:28,760
Come here.
722
00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,100
Come on, Paul. I need it.
723
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,100
Holy shit, man.
724
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,530
I'm gonna miss you.
725
00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:44,440
You mean so, so much to me.
726
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,836
I've always wanted to
tell you this one thing.
727
00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:49,466
- I'm gonna say it now.
- Jesus. Jimmy, please.
728
00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:50,716
I'm not leaving now.
729
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:53,620
I got patients to notify.
I got referrals to make.
730
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,820
It'll take months to
wind down this practice.
731
00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:00,596
You only get to say good-bye
once, and it's not today.
732
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,766
Come on. I want pizza on the way home.
733
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,830
Let's go.
734
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:08,470
Let's go!
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