All language subtitles for S13 E01： Olympics, ICE & DHS： 2⧸15⧸26： Last Week Tonight with John Oliver [NpPWFsONyiM].en

Welcome, welcome, welcome to last WEEK

Welcome, welcome, welcome to last WEEK
TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE

TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE

TONIGHT. WE ARE BACK. [cheering] WE'VE
BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and

BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and

BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS and
we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a

we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a

we have missed a lot and I mean a lot, a
lot. Trump was awarded the first ever

lot. Trump was awarded the first ever

lot. Trump was awarded the first ever
FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before

FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before

FIFA Peace Prize just weeks before
kidnapping the president of Venezuela.

kidnapping the president of Venezuela.

kidnapping the president of Venezuela.
The latest batch of Epstein files got

The latest batch of Epstein files got

The latest batch of Epstein files got
released. Measles numbers exploded

released. Measles numbers exploded

released. Measles numbers exploded
across multiple states, which I know

across multiple states, which I know

across multiple states, which I know
seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're

seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're

seems bad, but to be fair, not if you're
the measles.

the measles.

the measles.
Trump repeatedly threatened to take over

Trump repeatedly threatened to take over

Trump repeatedly threatened to take over
Greenland, or as he now seems to refer

Greenland, or as he now seems to refer

Greenland, or as he now seems to refer
to it about half the time, Iceland. The

to it about half the time, Iceland. The

to it about half the time, Iceland. The
Beckham family went through some

Beckham family went through some

Beckham family went through some
And Trump said this while promoting

And Trump said this while promoting

And Trump said this while promoting
whole milk in the Oval Office.

whole milk in the Oval Office.

whole milk in the Oval Office.
>> That's actually a legal definition.

>> That's actually a legal definition.

>> That's actually a legal definition.
Whole milk.

Whole milk.

Whole milk.
And it's whole with a W for those of you

And it's whole with a W for those of you

And it's whole with a W for those of you
that have a problem. [laughter]

that have a problem. [laughter]

that have a problem. [laughter]
>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.

>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.

>> What I mean, I guess he's right there.
It is actually whole milk with a W, not

It is actually whole milk with a W, not

It is actually whole milk with a W, not
whole milk, which I know sounds like

whole milk, which I know sounds like

whole milk, which I know sounds like
nonsense, but is actually the official

nonsense, but is actually the official

nonsense, but is actually the official
beverage of the absolutely real new

beverage of the absolutely real new

beverage of the absolutely real new
Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,

Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,

Netflix show Detective Hole, starring,
and this is true, Detective Harry.

and this is true, Detective Harry.

and this is true, Detective Harry.
Apparently, it's based on a Norwegian

Apparently, it's based on a Norwegian

Apparently, it's based on a Norwegian
series of novels, and it's supposed to

series of novels, and it's supposed to

series of novels, and it's supposed to
be pronounced Hoola, but respectfully,

be pronounced Hoola, but respectfully,

be pronounced Hoola, but respectfully,
no Norway, it's pronounced whole. And

no Norway, it's pronounced whole. And

no Norway, it's pronounced whole. And
that was just the beginning. So, our mom

that was just the beginning. So, our mom

that was just the beginning. So, our mom
Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.

Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.

Donnie was sworn in as New York mayor.
>> [cheering]

>> [cheering]

>> [cheering]
>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he

>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he

>> Eric Adams launched a meme coin that he
said would among other things fight

said would among other things fight

said would among other things fight
anti-semitism and okay and the

anti-semitism and okay and the

anti-semitism and okay and the
department of the interior announced a

department of the interior announced a

department of the interior announced a
new coal mascot called kohi which really

new coal mascot called kohi which really

new coal mascot called kohi which really
felt like an attempt to bait us into

felt like an attempt to bait us into

felt like an attempt to bait us into
coming back early. It wasn't even the

coming back early. It wasn't even the

coming back early. It wasn't even the
only time that we were attempted to do

only time that we were attempted to do

only time that we were attempted to do
that because there was also the headline

that because there was also the headline

that because there was also the headline
beloved walrus penis stolen from New

beloved walrus penis stolen from New

beloved walrus penis stolen from New
Jersey cheese steak icon owner is

Jersey cheese steak icon owner is

Jersey cheese steak icon owner is
blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D

blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D

blubbering mad. YOU DON'T THINK IF WE'D
BEEN ON AIR BACK THEN WE'D HAVE TRACKED

BEEN ON AIR BACK THEN WE'D HAVE TRACKED

BEEN ON AIR BACK THEN WE'D HAVE TRACKED
DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE

DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE

DOWN THAT WALRUS penis and donated THE
PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR

PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR

PROCEEDS TO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS OR
SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT

SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT

SOMETHING? ARE YOU NEW HERE? OH, AND AT
MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.

MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.

MISS UNIVERSE, one contestant did this.
>> Norway.

This salmon inspired gown mirrors both

This salmon inspired gown mirrors both
the delegates [music]

the delegates [music]

the delegates [music]
movements as a baton twirler and the

movements as a baton twirler and the

movements as a baton twirler and the
essence of Norway's leading export.

essence of Norway's leading export.

essence of Norway's leading export.
>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore

>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore

>> YEAH, THAT HAPPENED. MISS Norway wore
this as a costume. And I guess to be

this as a costume. And I guess to be

this as a costume. And I guess to be
fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an

fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an

fair, it does sum up Norway nicely in an
image. I mean, what else was she going

image. I mean, what else was she going

image. I mean, what else was she going
to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.

to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.

to dress up as? Detective Harry Hole.
But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done

But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done

But [cheering] wait, I'm still not done
because the Winter Olympics got underway

because the Winter Olympics got underway

because the Winter Olympics got underway
and there's already been lots of

and there's already been lots of

and there's already been lots of
incredible action as well as some

incredible action as well as some

incredible action as well as some
personal drama like this.

personal drama like this.

personal drama like this.
>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete

>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete

>> It was a careerfing moment for Bathlete
Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he

Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he

Sterling Holm Lride. But it's what he
said next that he'll be remembered for.

said next that he'll be remembered for.

said next that he'll be remembered for.
6 months ago, I met the love of my life,

6 months ago, I met the love of my life,

6 months ago, I met the love of my life,
the world's most beautiful, wonderful

the world's most beautiful, wonderful

the world's most beautiful, wonderful
person in the world. And 3 months ago, I

person in the world. And 3 months ago, I

person in the world. And 3 months ago, I
made the biggest mistake of my life and

made the biggest mistake of my life and

made the biggest mistake of my life and
cheated on her.

cheated on her.

cheated on her.
>> Wow. That is usually not the kind of

>> Wow. That is usually not the kind of

>> Wow. That is usually not the kind of
declaration of love you see in public.

declaration of love you see in public.

declaration of love you see in public.
It is why stadium jumbotrons generally

It is why stadium jumbotrons generally

It is why stadium jumbotrons generally
say things like, "Will you marry me?"

say things like, "Will you marry me?"

say things like, "Will you marry me?"
and not, "Sorry, I your sister.

and not, "Sorry, I your sister.

and not, "Sorry, I your sister.
Are we cool?"

Are we cool?"

Are we cool?"
The point is that guy won a bronze medal

The point is that guy won a bronze medal

The point is that guy won a bronze medal
then immediately begged for his

then immediately begged for his

then immediately begged for his
ex-girlfriend of 6 months to forgive him

ex-girlfriend of 6 months to forgive him

ex-girlfriend of 6 months to forgive him
and seemed optimistic that it might

and seemed optimistic that it might

and seemed optimistic that it might
work.

work.

work.
>> He told his country and the world he'd

>> He told his country and the world he'd

>> He told his country and the world he'd
rather commit quote social suicide on

rather commit quote social suicide on

rather commit quote social suicide on
live TV if it meant a small chance of

live TV if it meant a small chance of

live TV if it meant a small chance of
winning her back.

winning her back.

winning her back.
>> Today I made a choice to tell the world

>> Today I made a choice to tell the world

>> Today I made a choice to tell the world
what I did. But maybe it can help. I

what I did. But maybe it can help. I

what I did. But maybe it can help. I
don't know. I hope there's a happy

don't know. I hope there's a happy

don't know. I hope there's a happy
ending. There's not as yet.

ending. There's not as yet.

ending. There's not as yet.
>> Oh, there is definitely not because she

>> Oh, there is definitely not because she

>> Oh, there is definitely not because she
since put out a statement declining to

since put out a statement declining to

since put out a statement declining to
reunite and saying, "We have had contact

reunite and saying, "We have had contact

reunite and saying, "We have had contact
and he is aware of my opinions on this."

and he is aware of my opinions on this."

and he is aware of my opinions on this."
A response that could only be more

A response that could only be more

A response that could only be more
brutal if she delivered it after winning

brutal if she delivered it after winning

brutal if she delivered it after winning
silver in his event. And if you're

silver in his event. And if you're

silver in his event. And if you're
thinking, "Wow, the bialon is

thinking, "Wow, the bialon is

thinking, "Wow, the bialon is
surprisingly messy." You clearly know

surprisingly messy." You clearly know

surprisingly messy." You clearly know
nothing about the bialon because it's

nothing about the bialon because it's

nothing about the bialon because it's
not even this guy's first time causing

not even this guy's first time causing

not even this guy's first time causing
trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the

trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the

trouble. In 2023, he was banned from the
Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and

Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and

Bialon World Cup after accidentally, and
this is true, shooting his gun in the

this is true, shooting his gun in the

this is true, shooting his gun in the
team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's

team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's

team's hotel. Meanwhile, in the women's
competition this year, Julia Simone

competition this year, Julia Simone

competition this year, Julia Simone
competed for France despite the fact

competed for France despite the fact

competed for France despite the fact
that last October, a French court gave

that last October, a French court gave

that last October, a French court gave
her a three-month suspended jail

her a three-month suspended jail

her a three-month suspended jail
sentence after she admitted to stealing

sentence after she admitted to stealing

sentence after she admitted to stealing
the credit cards of her teammate and an

the credit cards of her teammate and an

the credit cards of her teammate and an
unnamed French staffer and making $2,300

unnamed French staffer and making $2,300

unnamed French staffer and making $2,300
in online purchases. She apparently

in online purchases. She apparently

in online purchases. She apparently
said, "I can't explain it. I don't

said, "I can't explain it. I don't

said, "I can't explain it. I don't
remember doing it. I can't make sense of

remember doing it. I can't make sense of

remember doing it. I can't make sense of
it." And I don't know how this story

it." And I don't know how this story

it." And I don't know how this story
could get any juicier unless she turns

could get any juicier unless she turns

could get any juicier unless she turns
out to be the woman THAT THAT GUY

out to be the woman THAT THAT GUY

out to be the woman THAT THAT GUY
CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH. Because

CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH. Because

CHEATED ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WITH. Because
at that point, someone please call Andy

at that point, someone please call Andy

at that point, someone please call Andy
Cohen. We have a new hit Bravo series on

Cohen. We have a new hit Bravo series on

Cohen. We have a new hit Bravo series on
our hands. By the way, Simone competed

our hands. By the way, Simone competed

our hands. By the way, Simone competed
at the Olympics this week. AND GUESS

at the Olympics this week. AND GUESS

at the Olympics this week. AND GUESS
WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.

WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.

WHAT? SHE WON GOLD.
THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.

THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.

THE FRENCH CREDIT CARD THIEF WON GOLD.
AND YOU THINK I DON'T want to talk about

AND YOU THINK I DON'T want to talk about

AND YOU THINK I DON'T want to talk about
the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes

the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes

the chaotic energy of Olympic bathletes
for the rest of this show? Of course I

for the rest of this show? Of course I

for the rest of this show? Of course I
do.

do.

do.
It's all I want to talk about. But

It's all I want to talk about. But

It's all I want to talk about. But
sadly, I can't do that because, and I

sadly, I can't do that because, and I

sadly, I can't do that because, and I
think you probably know where this is

think you probably know where this is

think you probably know where this is
going. We have to dive straight in with

going. We have to dive straight in with

going. We have to dive straight in with
our main story this week, which concerns

our main story this week, which concerns

our main story this week, which concerns
what's been happening in Minnesota. From

what's been happening in Minnesota. From

what's been happening in Minnesota. From
the surge in immigration raids to the

the surge in immigration raids to the

the surge in immigration raids to the
killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to

killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to

killings of Renee Good and Alex Prey to
the massive protests in the streets. And

the massive protests in the streets. And

the massive protests in the streets. And
to be clear, for all this

to be clear, for all this

to be clear, for all this
administration's talk of paid agitators,

administration's talk of paid agitators,

administration's talk of paid agitators,
the protests there came from justifiably

the protests there came from justifiably

the protests there came from justifiably
furious locals like this almost absurdly

furious locals like this almost absurdly

furious locals like this almost absurdly
Midwestern man. You know what really

Midwestern man. You know what really

Midwestern man. You know what really
pisses me off is the fact that they

pisses me off is the fact that they

pisses me off is the fact that they
detain people, cuff them, and then still

detain people, cuff them, and then still

detain people, cuff them, and then still
beat the out of them. They tell you

beat the out of them. They tell you

beat the out of them. They tell you
it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's

it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's

it's immigrants, only immigrants. It's
anybody.

anybody.

anybody.
>> I I have friends that got detained and

>> I I have friends that got detained and

>> I I have friends that got detained and
all they were doing was driving

all they were doing was driving

all they were doing was driving
home from work.

home from work.

home from work.
>> What the Sounds like you don't fit

>> What the Sounds like you don't fit

>> What the Sounds like you don't fit
the definition of the uh And I'm not

the definition of the uh And I'm not

the definition of the uh And I'm not
PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY

PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY

PAID TO BE HERE LIKE EVERYBODY
SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I

SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I

SAYS. WHAT THE IS THAT? I
got to work in the goddamn morning just

got to work in the goddamn morning just

got to work in the goddamn morning just
like everybody else. I'm just here

like everybody else. I'm just here

like everybody else. I'm just here
trying to stand up for community. Dude,

trying to stand up for community. Dude,

trying to stand up for community. Dude,
we're all human beings here. I don't

we're all human beings here. I don't

we're all human beings here. I don't
give a who you are, where you came

give a who you are, where you came

give a who you are, where you came
from, what color you are. It doesn't

from, what color you are. It doesn't

from, what color you are. It doesn't
matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND

matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND

matter. This is wrong. YEAH. AND
YOU KNOW [cheering]

YOU KNOW [cheering]

YOU KNOW [cheering]
you are acting like a bunch of dicks

you are acting like a bunch of dicks

you are acting like a bunch of dicks
when you're provoking that level of

when you're provoking that level of

when you're provoking that level of
response in Minnesota. A state whose

response in Minnesota. A state whose

response in Minnesota. A state whose
whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.

whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.

whole thing is being MINNESOTA NICE.
THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.

THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.

THEY PUT IT ON MERCH.
Other states couldn't pull that off,

Other states couldn't pull that off,

Other states couldn't pull that off,
especially because Florida nice sounds

especially because Florida nice sounds

especially because Florida nice sounds
like a brand of pills you buy from the

like a brand of pills you buy from the

like a brand of pills you buy from the
gas station that makes your heart

gas station that makes your heart

gas station that makes your heart
explode. And I will say this does seem

explode. And I will say this does seem

explode. And I will say this does seem
like a turning point for this

like a turning point for this

like a turning point for this
administration on immigration. Polls

administration on immigration. Polls

administration on immigration. Polls
show the majority of Americans do not

show the majority of Americans do not

show the majority of Americans do not
approve of what's been happening and nor

approve of what's been happening and nor

approve of what's been happening and nor
should they. Because for all Trump's

should they. Because for all Trump's

should they. Because for all Trump's
talk of targeting the worst of the

talk of targeting the worst of the

talk of targeting the worst of the
worst, that rings pretty hollow when you

worst, that rings pretty hollow when you

worst, that rings pretty hollow when you
see agents doing things like dragging a

see agents doing things like dragging a

see agents doing things like dragging a
US citizen out of his house in his

US citizen out of his house in his

US citizen out of his house in his
underwear through the snow and taking a

underwear through the snow and taking a

underwear through the snow and taking a
5-year-old into custody. It is frankly

5-year-old into custody. It is frankly

5-year-old into custody. It is frankly
no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread

no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread

no wonder anti- ice sentiment has spread
to places that you might not even

to places that you might not even

to places that you might not even
expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted

expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted

expect. from Poptarts the cat who posted
video with ice on it to the

video with ice on it to the

video with ice on it to the
subreddit Massive where users

subreddit Massive where users

subreddit Massive where users
captions dickpicks with things like how

captions dickpicks with things like how

captions dickpicks with things like how
hard I get when I think about abolishing

hard I get when I think about abolishing

hard I get when I think about abolishing
ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier

ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier

ICE to an AEW match in Vegas earlier
this month where this happened.

this month where this happened.

this month where this happened.
>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion

>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion

>> Now the face in the eyes of the champion
[cheering]

>> Excellent.

>> Excellent.
Well done to everyone involved there

Well done to everyone involved there

Well done to everyone involved there
from the crowds getting their point

from the crowds getting their point

from the crowds getting their point
across in the perfect way to MJF going

across in the perfect way to MJF going

across in the perfect way to MJF going
full Jim from the office into the

full Jim from the office into the

full Jim from the office into the
camera. The point is, to the extent they

camera. The point is, to the extent they

camera. The point is, to the extent they
ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have

ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have

ever had it, ICE and Border Patrol have
clearly lost the public's trust. And it

clearly lost the public's trust. And it

clearly lost the public's trust. And it
frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque

frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque

frankly hasn't helped to see grotesque
clips like this one at Mara Lago on New

clips like this one at Mara Lago on New

clips like this one at Mara Lago on New
Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven

Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven

Year's Eve of Christ dancing with Steven
Miller. [music]

[music]

[music]
>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going

>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going

>> Look, there is so much weird stuff going
on in that clip that you probably didn't

on in that clip that you probably didn't

on in that clip that you probably didn't
even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing

even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing

even notice the Ninja Turtle dancing
with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE

with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE

with Vanilla Rice on stage there. HERE
IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being

IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being

IS A BETTER angle of Michelangelo being
photographed at the exact moment he

photographed at the exact moment he

photographed at the exact moment he
SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN

SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN

SEEMS TO REALIZE JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE IN
THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein

THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein

THAT ROOM were mentioned in the Epstein
fires.

fires.

fires.
Now, I should say there have been some

Now, I should say there have been some

Now, I should say there have been some
promising developments this week.

promising developments this week.

promising developments this week.
Democratic leaders seem to have finally

Democratic leaders seem to have finally

Democratic leaders seem to have finally
read the public's anger and are

read the public's anger and are

read the public's anger and are
currently holding up funds for DHS as a

currently holding up funds for DHS as a

currently holding up funds for DHS as a
whole as they push for new restrictions

whole as they push for new restrictions

whole as they push for new restrictions
on immigration agents. And on Thursday,

on immigration agents. And on Thursday,

on immigration agents. And on Thursday,
this happened tonight. Borders are Tom

this happened tonight. Borders are Tom

this happened tonight. Borders are Tom
H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.

H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.

H. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home. Home.
Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the

Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the

Home. Home. Home. Homeman says the
massive immigration operation that's

massive immigration operation that's

massive immigration operation that's
been going on for months in Minnesota,

been going on for months in Minnesota,

been going on for months in Minnesota,
Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an

Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an

Operation Metro Surge, is coming to an
end.

end.

end.
>> We've had great success with this

>> We've had great success with this

>> We've had great success with this
operation, and we're leaving Minnesota

operation, and we're leaving Minnesota

operation, and we're leaving Minnesota
safer. There were some issues here, and

safer. There were some issues here, and

safer. There were some issues here, and
we address those issues, but I'm not

we address those issues, but I'm not

we address those issues, but I'm not
going to sit here and say anybody did

going to sit here and say anybody did

going to sit here and say anybody did
anything wrong.

anything wrong.

anything wrong.
>> Really? Well, first and least

>> Really? Well, first and least

>> Really? Well, first and least
importantly, you are standing. Like,

importantly, you are standing. Like,

importantly, you are standing. Like,
you're not going to sit there and say

you're not going to sit there and say

you're not going to sit there and say
anything because you're a standing man.

anything because you're a standing man.

anything because you're a standing man.
But I think it's pretty clear that a lot

But I think it's pretty clear that a lot

But I think it's pretty clear that a lot
of people did a lot of things wrong, not

of people did a lot of things wrong, not

of people did a lot of things wrong, not
least your Taylor. Because that suit

least your Taylor. Because that suit

least your Taylor. Because that suit
looks like you bought it off the rack at

looks like you bought it off the rack at

looks like you bought it off the rack at
fancy press conference clothes for

fancy press conference clothes for

fancy press conference clothes for
uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,

uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,

uncarismatic business Shreks. And look,
I am glad for any draw down that takes

I am glad for any draw down that takes

I am glad for any draw down that takes
place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.

place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.

place in Minnesota if it indeed happens.
But even if every agent leaves town,

But even if every agent leaves town,

But even if every agent leaves town,
much larger problems are going to remain

much larger problems are going to remain

much larger problems are going to remain
both there and on the national level

both there and on the national level

both there and on the national level
because we are going to continue to see

because we are going to continue to see

because we are going to continue to see
this administration obsessively pursue

this administration obsessively pursue

this administration obsessively pursue
Steven Miller's stated goal of racking

Steven Miller's stated goal of racking

Steven Miller's stated goal of racking
up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,

up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,

up 3,000 arrests a day. So given that,
we thought for our first show of the

we thought for our first show of the

we thought for our first show of the
year, it might be worth pulling back a

year, it might be worth pulling back a

year, it might be worth pulling back a
bit and talking not just about

bit and talking not just about

bit and talking not just about
Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about

Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about

Minneapolis or even just ICE, but about
the massive agency it's a part of, the

the massive agency it's a part of, the

the massive agency it's a part of, the
Department of Homeland Security. Because

Department of Homeland Security. Because

Department of Homeland Security. Because
as you're about to see, a discuss about

as you're about to see, a discuss about

as you're about to see, a discuss about
it, its funding, and the sweeping powers

it, its funding, and the sweeping powers

it, its funding, and the sweeping powers
that we've given it is long overdue. So

that we've given it is long overdue. So

that we've given it is long overdue. So
tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's

tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's

tonight, let's look at DHS. And let's
start with its origins. Because while

start with its origins. Because while

start with its origins. Because while
you might assume DHS is a long-standing

you might assume DHS is a long-standing

you might assume DHS is a long-standing
part of American government, it's just

part of American government, it's just

part of American government, it's just
23 years old. It was founded as response

23 years old. It was founded as response

23 years old. It was founded as response
to 9/11. And if you are too young to

to 9/11. And if you are too young to

to 9/11. And if you are too young to
remember 911, and I will pause long

remember 911, and I will pause long

remember 911, and I will pause long
enough for the rest of us to experience

enough for the rest of us to experience

enough for the rest of us to experience
the psychic gut punch of that sentence.

the psychic gut punch of that sentence.

the psychic gut punch of that sentence.
Very basically, in the immediate

Very basically, in the immediate

Very basically, in the immediate
aftermath of the most devastating

aftermath of the most devastating

aftermath of the most devastating
terrorist attack in its history, America

terrorist attack in its history, America

terrorist attack in its history, America
started screaming and didn't really stop

started screaming and didn't really stop

started screaming and didn't really stop
for a decade. And while thankfully, the

for a decade. And while thankfully, the

for a decade. And while thankfully, the
Riad Comedy Festival has since healed

Riad Comedy Festival has since healed

Riad Comedy Festival has since healed
the world through comedy. And we don't

the world through comedy. And we don't

the world through comedy. And we don't
need to be worried about who or what was

need to be worried about who or what was

need to be worried about who or what was
actually responsible for 9/11. At the

actually responsible for 9/11. At the

actually responsible for 9/11. At the
time, a major concern was that prior to

time, a major concern was that prior to

time, a major concern was that prior to
the attacks, there'd been a lack of

the attacks, there'd been a lack of

the attacks, there'd been a lack of
communication and information sharing

communication and information sharing

communication and information sharing
between federal agencies. So, the Bush

between federal agencies. So, the Bush

between federal agencies. So, the Bush
administration agreed to combine a bunch

administration agreed to combine a bunch

administration agreed to combine a bunch
of them under a single banner to improve

of them under a single banner to improve

of them under a single banner to improve
coordination. But even back then, some

coordination. But even back then, some

coordination. But even back then, some
felt that that was a bad idea to the

felt that that was a bad idea to the

felt that that was a bad idea to the
point that it was openly discussed in

point that it was openly discussed in

point that it was openly discussed in
news coverage.

news coverage.

news coverage.
>> What do Secret Service agents have in

>> What do Secret Service agents have in

>> What do Secret Service agents have in
common with animal disease researchers?

common with animal disease researchers?

common with animal disease researchers?
Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both

Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both

Nothing. Except that in 3 months, both
will be working for the new Homeland

will be working for the new Homeland

will be working for the new Homeland
Security Department. An organizational

Security Department. An organizational

Security Department. An organizational
chart they could give a management

chart they could give a management

chart they could give a management
expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000

expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000

expert nightmares. 22 agencies, 170,000
workers, the third largest department in

workers, the third largest department in

workers, the third largest department in
the government. Okay, first it is a

the government. Okay, first it is a

the government. Okay, first it is a
little weird to introduce a government

little weird to introduce a government

little weird to introduce a government
agency like it's a new sitcom. What

agency like it's a new sitcom. What

agency like it's a new sitcom. What
happens when an uptight TSA agent and a

happens when an uptight TSA agent and a

happens when an uptight TSA agent and a
laid-back FEMA official have to move in

laid-back FEMA official have to move in

laid-back FEMA official have to move in
together? Find out in Homeland Security

together? Find out in Homeland Security

together? Find out in Homeland Security
Thursdays on TBS.

Thursdays on TBS.

Thursdays on TBS.
But the larger point there that this

But the larger point there that this

But the larger point there that this
thing had been hastily cobbled together

thing had been hastily cobbled together

thing had been hastily cobbled together
very much holds because all of a sudden

very much holds because all of a sudden

very much holds because all of a sudden
DHS contained everything from the Secret

DHS contained everything from the Secret

DHS contained everything from the Secret
Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and

Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and

Service to the Coast Guard to FEMA and
TSA. But for everything that went in,

TSA. But for everything that went in,

TSA. But for everything that went in,
some key counterterrorism agencies were

some key counterterrorism agencies were

some key counterterrorism agencies were
left out because DHS had to operate

left out because DHS had to operate

left out because DHS had to operate
without the investigative intelligence

without the investigative intelligence

without the investigative intelligence
and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and

and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and

and military powers of the FBI, CIA, and
the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz

the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz

the Pentagon. But don't worry, cuz
remember, they had those pig

remember, they had those pig

remember, they had those pig
researchers. So, they were pretty much

researchers. So, they were pretty much

researchers. So, they were pretty much
set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to

set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to

set. Now, as a result, DHS tried to
justify its existence in a number of

justify its existence in a number of

justify its existence in a number of
different ways, including by explicitly

different ways, including by explicitly

different ways, including by explicitly
linking immigration enforcement with

linking immigration enforcement with

linking immigration enforcement with
countering terrorism. In fact, it was

countering terrorism. In fact, it was

countering terrorism. In fact, it was
during the creation of DHS that parts of

during the creation of DHS that parts of

during the creation of DHS that parts of
the immigr immigration and

the immigr immigration and

the immigr immigration and
naturalization service and US customs

naturalization service and US customs

naturalization service and US customs
service were combined to form Customs

service were combined to form Customs

service were combined to form Customs
and Border Protection and ICE, the two

and Border Protection and ICE, the two

and Border Protection and ICE, the two
agencies that we know and are being

agencies that we know and are being

agencies that we know and are being
terrorized by today. But oversight of

terrorized by today. But oversight of

terrorized by today. But oversight of
all of this was a total nightmare as the

all of this was a total nightmare as the

all of this was a total nightmare as the
members of Congress that oversaw all of

members of Congress that oversaw all of

members of Congress that oversaw all of
those agencies didn't want to give up

those agencies didn't want to give up

those agencies didn't want to give up
control. So DHS found itself answering

control. So DHS found itself answering

control. So DHS found itself answering
to around a 100 committees and

to around a 100 committees and

to around a 100 committees and
subcommittees which as the chair of the

subcommittees which as the chair of the

subcommittees which as the chair of the
9/11 commission explained caused chaos.

9/11 commission explained caused chaos.

9/11 commission explained caused chaos.
>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of

>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of

>> Think of having a 100 bosses. Think of
reporting up this way and that way

reporting up this way and that way

reporting up this way and that way
trying to do your job and yet you're

trying to do your job and yet you're

trying to do your job and yet you're
reporting to 100 people. It's crazy

reporting to 100 people. It's crazy

reporting to 100 people. It's crazy
because it makes no sense and and you

because it makes no sense and and you

because it makes no sense and and you
could not do your job under those

could not do your job under those

could not do your job under those
circumstances.

circumstances.

circumstances.
>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an

>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an

>> Yeah, that does make sense. Having an
endless cavalcade of rapidly changing

endless cavalcade of rapidly changing

endless cavalcade of rapidly changing
bosses would clearly be a distraction.

bosses would clearly be a distraction.

bosses would clearly be a distraction.
I've got to say, you do eventually get

I've got to say, you do eventually get

I've got to say, you do eventually get
used to it. [cheering]

used to it. [cheering]

used to it. [cheering]
I I don't even know which of these

I I don't even know which of these

I I don't even know which of these
companies is going to be my new business

companies is going to be my new business

companies is going to be my new business
daddy yet. It's like a mama mia

daddy yet. It's like a mama mia

daddy yet. It's like a mama mia
situation, except less fun and way less

situation, except less fun and way less

situation, except less fun and way less
sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed

sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed

sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed
Netflix, sorry for all the times I

Netflix, sorry for all the times I

Netflix, sorry for all the times I
called your catalog a who's who of the

called your catalog a who's who of the

called your catalog a who's who of the
is this? Love the ending of

is this? Love the ending of

is this? Love the ending of
Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.

Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.

Stranger Things, by the way. Very brown.
And good luck with Detective Hole. It

And good luck with Detective Hole. It

And good luck with Detective Hole. It
sounds great. Now, complaints about the

sounds great. Now, complaints about the

sounds great. Now, complaints about the
unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over

unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over

unwieldy nature of DHS persisted over
the years. And yet, despite that, money

the years. And yet, despite that, money

the years. And yet, despite that, money
kept flowing into it, even as it became

kept flowing into it, even as it became

kept flowing into it, even as it became
known for things like its mass

known for things like its mass

known for things like its mass
surveillance programs, particularly of

surveillance programs, particularly of

surveillance programs, particularly of
American Muslims, and its widely mocked

American Muslims, and its widely mocked

American Muslims, and its widely mocked
color-coded terrorism threat charts,

color-coded terrorism threat charts,

color-coded terrorism threat charts,
which never dropped below yellow. It

which never dropped below yellow. It

which never dropped below yellow. It
also became notorious for its

also became notorious for its

also became notorious for its
willingness to distribute billions of

willingness to distribute billions of

willingness to distribute billions of
dollars to state and local authorities.

dollars to state and local authorities.

dollars to state and local authorities.
In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of

In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of

In fact, on the 10-year anniversary of
9/11, one California news station

9/11, one California news station

9/11, one California news station
compiled just some of what that money

compiled just some of what that money

compiled just some of what that money
had been wasted on.

had been wasted on.

had been wasted on.
>> Marin County received more than $100,000

>> Marin County received more than $100,000

>> Marin County received more than $100,000
in surveillance equipment to protect its

in surveillance equipment to protect its

in surveillance equipment to protect its
water treatment system from terrorist

water treatment system from terrorist

water treatment system from terrorist
attack. Four years after the money was

attack. Four years after the money was

attack. Four years after the money was
handed out, state authorities found

handed out, state authorities found

handed out, state authorities found
$67,000

$67,000

$67,000
worth of gear still in boxes. It had

worth of gear still in boxes. It had

worth of gear still in boxes. It had
never been used. Several counties and

never been used. Several counties and

never been used. Several counties and
cities bought Segway scooters for their

cities bought Segway scooters for their

cities bought Segway scooters for their
bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.

bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.

bomb squads. Each one cost $4,700.
Okay, first I'm not sure anything says

Okay, first I'm not sure anything says

Okay, first I'm not sure anything says
we have too much money more than buying

we have too much money more than buying

we have too much money more than buying
a Segway. And second, that is

a Segway. And second, that is

a Segway. And second, that is
just an unfathomably dorky look. It

just an unfathomably dorky look. It

just an unfathomably dorky look. It
doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as

doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as

doesn't scream brave bomb diffuser as
much as it does beekeeper mall cop.

much as it does beekeeper mall cop.

much as it does beekeeper mall cop.
And with expenditures like that, it's no

And with expenditures like that, it's no

And with expenditures like that, it's no
wonder that a 2015 report from a

wonder that a 2015 report from a

wonder that a 2015 report from a
Republican senator found that despite

Republican senator found that despite

Republican senator found that despite
spending over half a trillion dollars,

spending over half a trillion dollars,

spending over half a trillion dollars,
DHS was not successfully executing any

DHS was not successfully executing any

DHS was not successfully executing any
of its five main missions and its

of its five main missions and its

of its five main missions and its
primary counterterrorism programs were

primary counterterrorism programs were

primary counterterrorism programs were
yielding little value. But because no

yielding little value. But because no

yielding little value. But because no
one in power back then wanted to break

one in power back then wanted to break

one in power back then wanted to break
apart something that had Homeland

apart something that had Homeland

apart something that had Homeland
Security in its name, DHS remained the

Security in its name, DHS remained the

Security in its name, DHS remained the
largest federal law enforcement agency

largest federal law enforcement agency

largest federal law enforcement agency
with massive funding, sweeping

with massive funding, sweeping

with massive funding, sweeping
surveillance authority, and worryingly

surveillance authority, and worryingly

surveillance authority, and worryingly
unclear checks on its own power. It was

unclear checks on its own power. It was

unclear checks on its own power. It was
essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a

essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a

essentially a loaded weapon sitting on a
president's desk in the Oval Office,

president's desk in the Oval Office,

president's desk in the Oval Office,
only held back by their personal sense

only held back by their personal sense

only held back by their personal sense
of temperance and restraint. All of

of temperance and restraint. All of

of temperance and restraint. All of
which brings us back to this

which brings us back to this

which brings us back to this
guy. Because in his first term, Trump

guy. Because in his first term, Trump

guy. Because in his first term, Trump
and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS

and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS

and this sleep paralysis demon used DHS
to push everything from his Muslim ban

to push everything from his Muslim ban

to push everything from his Muslim ban
to family separation to his efforts to

to family separation to his efforts to

to family separation to his efforts to
end darker. But from the very start of

end darker. But from the very start of

end darker. But from the very start of
Trump's second term, it was clear they

Trump's second term, it was clear they

Trump's second term, it was clear they
had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting

had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting

had much bigger plans for DHS. Starting
with the fact Trump put one of his

with the fact Trump put one of his

with the fact Trump put one of his
biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge

biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge

biggest allies, Christy Gnome, in charge
of it. And even new stories about her

of it. And even new stories about her

of it. And even new stories about her
announcement at the time contained some

announcement at the time contained some

announcement at the time contained some
pretty clear hints that she was a bad

pretty clear hints that she was a bad

pretty clear hints that she was a bad
choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald

choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald

choice. Tonight, President-elect Donald
Trump expected to name one of his

Trump expected to name one of his

Trump expected to name one of his
staunchest campaign supporters. Are you

staunchest campaign supporters. Are you

staunchest campaign supporters. Are you
ready? South Dakota Governor Christy

ready? South Dakota Governor Christy

ready? South Dakota Governor Christy
Gnome to lead the massive Department of

Gnome to lead the massive Department of

Gnome to lead the massive Department of
Homeland Security. Trump once considered

Homeland Security. Trump once considered

Homeland Security. Trump once considered
Gnome as a potential running mate, but

Gnome as a potential running mate, but

Gnome as a potential running mate, but
her star dimmed after writing in her

her star dimmed after writing in her

her star dimmed after writing in her
memoir that she had shot and killed the

memoir that she had shot and killed the

memoir that she had shot and killed the
family dog.

family dog.

family dog.
>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has

>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has

>> Yeah, not great. And even Trump, who has
been endowed by Satan with an ability to

been endowed by Satan with an ability to

been endowed by Satan with an ability to
survive any bad press whatsoever,

survive any bad press whatsoever,

survive any bad press whatsoever,
somehow knew that picking a VP, who

somehow knew that picking a VP, who

somehow knew that picking a VP, who
bragged about speed running Old Yeller,

bragged about speed running Old Yeller,

bragged about speed running Old Yeller,
is a bad move. No one wants to share a

is a bad move. No one wants to share a

is a bad move. No one wants to share a
ticket with John Wils wolf here. In

ticket with John Wils wolf here. In

ticket with John Wils wolf here. In
fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's

fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's

fact, Trump was so turned off by Gnome's
dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.

dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.

dog news, he apparently said to Don Jr.
afterwards, "That's not good at all.

afterwards, "That's not good at all.

afterwards, "That's not good at all.
Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you

Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you

Even you wouldn't kill a dog and you
kill everything." [cheering]

kill everything." [cheering]

kill everything." [cheering]
Just another brief window into a family

Just another brief window into a family

Just another brief window into a family
dynamic that a skilled therapist would

dynamic that a skilled therapist would

dynamic that a skilled therapist would
describe as cha-ching.

describe as cha-ching.

describe as cha-ching.
And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot

And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot

And crucially, Gnome didn't bring a lot
of nondog murdering experience to the

of nondog murdering experience to the

of nondog murdering experience to the
job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed

job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed

job. She'd never worked in DHS or indeed
law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing

law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing

law enforcement, but in a foreshadowing
of things to come as governor of South

of things to come as governor of South

of things to come as governor of South
Dakota, she was a relentless

Dakota, she was a relentless

Dakota, she was a relentless
self-promoter. In As for Her State, she

self-promoter. In As for Her State, she

self-promoter. In As for Her State, she
appeared in various job themed costumes,

appeared in various job themed costumes,

appeared in various job themed costumes,
including a dentist, a nurse, an

including a dentist, a nurse, an

including a dentist, a nurse, an
electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a

electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a

electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a
construction worker, selling each role

construction worker, selling each role

construction worker, selling each role
with incredible charisma.

with incredible charisma.

with incredible charisma.
>> South Dakota has the blueprint for

>> South Dakota has the blueprint for

>> South Dakota has the blueprint for
success. Recently, we led the nation in

success. Recently, we led the nation in

success. Recently, we led the nation in
new home building, but we're still

new home building, but we're still

new home building, but we're still
growing so fast. We need to hire more

growing so fast. We need to hire more

growing so fast. We need to hire more
builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching

builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching

builders to keep up. So, I'm pitching
in. Look, I know her performance is

in. Look, I know her performance is

in. Look, I know her performance is
pretty flat there, but in her defense,

pretty flat there, but in her defense,

pretty flat there, but in her defense,
who's going to tell her that she can't

who's going to tell her that she can't

who's going to tell her that she can't
act? Not anyone who likes their dog,

act? Not anyone who likes their dog,

act? Not anyone who likes their dog,
that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a

that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a

that's for sure. Also, I'm in a bit of a
tough spot here because I refuse to

tough spot here because I refuse to

tough spot here because I refuse to
comment on a woman's looks. But one of

comment on a woman's looks. But one of

comment on a woman's looks. But one of
my female writers has insisted that I

my female writers has insisted that I

my female writers has insisted that I
read something that she's written, and I

read something that she's written, and I

read something that she's written, and I
also refuse to silence women's voices.

also refuse to silence women's voices.

also refuse to silence women's voices.
So given that [cheering]

So given that [cheering]

So given that [cheering]
a ponytail for practical working

a ponytail for practical working

a ponytail for practical working
purposes is intended to keep hair off

purposes is intended to keep hair off

purposes is intended to keep hair off
the base of the neck and/or out of the

the base of the neck and/or out of the

the base of the neck and/or out of the
eyes. If you leave the front part of

eyes. If you leave the front part of

eyes. If you leave the front part of
your hair out and keep the bottom part

your hair out and keep the bottom part

your hair out and keep the bottom part
of your hair down loosely around your

of your hair down loosely around your

of your hair down loosely around your
shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,

shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,

shoulders, it's not a working ponytail,
it's a hairdo. And John, please do make

it's a hairdo. And John, please do make

it's a hairdo. And John, please do make
sure that you put that second hair in

sure that you put that second hair in

sure that you put that second hair in
air quotes because there is just no way

air quotes because there is just no way

air quotes because there is just no way
that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of

that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of

that Clydesdale tail is the real hair of
that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.

that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.

that dog killer with A BAD FILLER.
[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her

[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her

[cheering] HER WORDS, not mine. Her
words

words

words
believe women. [applause]

believe women. [applause]

believe women. [applause]
And the thing is, no immediately brought

And the thing is, no immediately brought

And the thing is, no immediately brought
to DHS that same unrelenting focus on

to DHS that same unrelenting focus on

to DHS that same unrelenting focus on
PR. From shooting a video in the

PR. From shooting a video in the

PR. From shooting a video in the
Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing

Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing

Salvador and Sakott prison while wearing
a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law

a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law

a $50,000 Rolex to cosplaying as a law
enforcement agent, from wearing a

enforcement agent, from wearing a

enforcement agent, from wearing a
bulletproof vest on the streets of New

bulletproof vest on the streets of New

bulletproof vest on the streets of New
York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues

York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues

York to putting on Coast Guard fatigues
to dressing up like a border patrol

to dressing up like a border patrol

to dressing up like a border patrol
agent on Fox News. And if it seems like

agent on Fox News. And if it seems like

agent on Fox News. And if it seems like
she's got cameras with her wherever she

she's got cameras with her wherever she

she's got cameras with her wherever she
goes, it's because she basically does.

goes, it's because she basically does.

goes, it's because she basically does.
Here she is with a camera crew on the

Here she is with a camera crew on the

Here she is with a camera crew on the
roof of an immigration detention

roof of an immigration detention

roof of an immigration detention
facility outside of Chicago. And fun

facility outside of Chicago. And fun

facility outside of Chicago. And fun
fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and

fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and

fact, these two men, Carl Frankovich and
Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that

Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that

Juan Munoz, were protesting outside that
day only to be arrested. And to hear

day only to be arrested. And to hear

day only to be arrested. And to hear
them tell it, that seemed to have less

them tell it, that seemed to have less

them tell it, that seemed to have less
to do with their actions and much more

to do with their actions and much more

to do with their actions and much more
to do with the presence of Gnome and her

to do with the presence of Gnome and her

to do with the presence of Gnome and her
social media crew.

social media crew.

social media crew.
>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I

>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I

>> An agent grabbed me, threw me down. I
was then zip tied and detained.

was then zip tied and detained.

was then zip tied and detained.
>> I was pulled to the ground um and

>> I was pulled to the ground um and

>> I was pulled to the ground um and
ordered arrested. It felt very much like

ordered arrested. It felt very much like

ordered arrested. It felt very much like
we were just being used for this

we were just being used for this

we were just being used for this
political theater. Christine Gnome was

political theater. Christine Gnome was

political theater. Christine Gnome was
able to walk past us um surrounded by

able to walk past us um surrounded by

able to walk past us um surrounded by
photographers, videographers,

photographers, videographers,

photographers, videographers,
essentially just getting us in the

essentially just getting us in the

essentially just getting us in the
background as she walked by.

background as she walked by.

background as she walked by.
>> Then look what happened. Homeland

>> Then look what happened. Homeland

>> Then look what happened. Homeland
Security sent out these social media

Security sent out these social media

Security sent out these social media
posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This

posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This

posts showing Kyle in handcuffs. This
one said, "We will not allow violent

one said, "We will not allow violent

one said, "We will not allow violent
activists to lay hands on our law

activists to lay hands on our law

activists to lay hands on our law
enforcement." And they also posted this

enforcement." And they also posted this

enforcement." And they also posted this
government promotional video. And

government promotional video. And

government promotional video. And
there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were

there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were

there's Kyle again. He and Munoz were
never charged with any crime.

never charged with any crime.

never charged with any crime.
>> That's true. Despite being labeled

>> That's true. Despite being labeled

>> That's true. Despite being labeled
violent activists, they were never

violent activists, they were never

violent activists, they were never
charged with anything. So, it seems they

charged with anything. So, it seems they

charged with anything. So, it seems they
were arrested just for a photo op for

were arrested just for a photo op for

were arrested just for a photo op for
Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote

Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote

Christy Gnome, which is, if I may quote
her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,

her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,

her own dog's dying words, rough. BUT,
BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has

BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has

BUT IT GOES WAY beyond optics. Gnome has
been put in charge of DHS at a moment

been put in charge of DHS at a moment

been put in charge of DHS at a moment
when it's experiencing an unprecedented

when it's experiencing an unprecedented

when it's experiencing an unprecedented
funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful

funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful

funding surge. Trump's big, beautiful
bill last summer essentially doubled

bill last summer essentially doubled

bill last summer essentially doubled
DHS's funding over the next four years.

DHS's funding over the next four years.

DHS's funding over the next four years.
And it's worth looking at where all of

And it's worth looking at where all of

And it's worth looking at where all of
that money is and equally importantly

that money is and equally importantly

that money is and equally importantly
isn't going because DHS's resources now

isn't going because DHS's resources now

isn't going because DHS's resources now
being pointed at immigration more

being pointed at immigration more

being pointed at immigration more
heavily than ever before to the point

heavily than ever before to the point

heavily than ever before to the point
that it's been called a veritable

that it's been called a veritable

that it's been called a veritable
department of deportation. ICE alone was

department of deportation. ICE alone was

department of deportation. ICE alone was
handed an extra $75 billion to spend

handed an extra $75 billion to spend

handed an extra $75 billion to spend
over Trump's term, tripling its annual

over Trump's term, tripling its annual

over Trump's term, tripling its annual
budget and leading to this startling

budget and leading to this startling

budget and leading to this startling
fact.

fact.

fact.
>> Overnight it became the highest funded

>> Overnight it became the highest funded

>> Overnight it became the highest funded
federal law enforcement agency in US

federal law enforcement agency in US

federal law enforcement agency in US
[music] history. If ICE was a military,

[music] history. If ICE was a military,

[music] history. If ICE was a military,
it would be the 17th richest in the

it would be the 17th richest in the

it would be the 17th richest in the
world, [music] worth about the same as

world, [music] worth about the same as

world, [music] worth about the same as
Canada's entire armed forces.

Canada's entire armed forces.

Canada's entire armed forces.
>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate

>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate

>> It's true. And whatever the appropriate
budget for ICE is, and they're making a

budget for ICE is, and they're making a

budget for ICE is, and they're making a
pretty compelling argument for it being

pretty compelling argument for it being

pretty compelling argument for it being
zero right now. One thing it should

zero right now. One thing it should

zero right now. One thing it should
definitely not be is the same as the

definitely not be is the same as the

definitely not be is the same as the
entire Canadian military. Though to be

entire Canadian military. Though to be

entire Canadian military. Though to be
fair, that's not a perfect one to one,

fair, that's not a perfect one to one,

fair, that's not a perfect one to one,
as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military

as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military

as I'm pretty sure the Canadian military
doesn't totally eat on slightly

doesn't totally eat on slightly

doesn't totally eat on slightly
slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that

slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that

slippery sidewalks. Now, a lot of that
money is earmarked for immigration

money is earmarked for immigration

money is earmarked for immigration
detention facilities, the conditions at

detention facilities, the conditions at

detention facilities, the conditions at
which we have talked about before on

which we have talked about before on

which we have talked about before on
this show, and which are unlikely to get

this show, and which are unlikely to get

this show, and which are unlikely to get
better given ominous headlines like ICE

better given ominous headlines like ICE

better given ominous headlines like ICE
begins buying mega warehouse detention

begins buying mega warehouse detention

begins buying mega warehouse detention
centers across the US. But a lot is also

centers across the US. But a lot is also

centers across the US. But a lot is also
going to hiring thousands of new ICE

going to hiring thousands of new ICE

going to hiring thousands of new ICE
agents with DHS planning to spend a

agents with DHS planning to spend a

agents with DHS planning to spend a
hundred million dollars over a one-year

hundred million dollars over a one-year

hundred million dollars over a one-year
period just on advertising. It it's part

period just on advertising. It it's part

period just on advertising. It it's part
of what it's called a wartime

of what it's called a wartime

of what it's called a wartime
recruitment strategy. And those ads are

recruitment strategy. And those ads are

recruitment strategy. And those ads are
everywhere.

everywhere.

everywhere.
>> Slickly produced social media videos.

>> Slickly produced social media videos.

>> Slickly produced social media videos.
>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the

>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the

>> Join ICE and [music] help us catch the
worst of the worst.

worst of the worst.

worst of the worst.
>> Televised ads targeting local police and

>> Televised ads targeting local police and

>> Televised ads targeting local police and
a celebrity endorsement. These are all

a celebrity endorsement. These are all

a celebrity endorsement. These are all
part of a major multi-million dollar

part of a major multi-million dollar

part of a major multi-million dollar
recruitment campaign launched by the

recruitment campaign launched by the

recruitment campaign launched by the
Immigration and Customs Enforcement

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

Immigration and Customs Enforcement
Agency. It shared images using wartime

Agency. It shared images using wartime

Agency. It shared images using wartime
imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in

imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in

imagery like Uncle Sam and slang like in
this post with the caption, quote, "Want

this post with the caption, quote, "Want

this post with the caption, quote, "Want
to deport illegals with your absolute

to deport illegals with your absolute

to deport illegals with your absolute
boys?" That's going to be on social

boys?" That's going to be on social

boys?" That's going to be on social
media. It's going to be through

media. It's going to be through

media. It's going to be through
streamers. So, YouTube and other places

streamers. So, YouTube and other places

streamers. So, YouTube and other places
where user generated content is, but

where user generated content is, but

where user generated content is, but
also largecale broadcast and streaming

also largecale broadcast and streaming

also largecale broadcast and streaming
platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon

platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon

platforms like Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon
Prime, all of this sort of thing.

Prime, all of this sort of thing.

Prime, all of this sort of thing.
>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love

>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love

>> Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't love
hearing my employer's name on that list.

hearing my employer's name on that list.

hearing my employer's name on that list.
Though, I guess at least I do get a

Though, I guess at least I do get a

Though, I guess at least I do get a
reminder of what the company's name is

reminder of what the company's name is

reminder of what the company's name is
this year. It's it's also slightly

this year. It's it's also slightly

this year. It's it's also slightly
satisfying to know that one place those

satisfying to know that one place those

satisfying to know that one place those
ads have been running is in front of AEW

ads have been running is in front of AEW

ads have been running is in front of AEW
wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to

wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to

wrestling, meaning that ICE is having to
pay money to appear alongside this.

pay money to appear alongside this.

pay money to appear alongside this.
[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]
[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]
>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims

>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims

>> It's still very good. Now, DHS claims
those ads are working. They say they've

those ads are working. They say they've

those ads are working. They say they've
hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers

hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers

hired 12,000 new ICE agents and officers
since last summer. And while there are

since last summer. And while there are

since last summer. And while there are
good reasons to believe those figures

good reasons to believe those figures

good reasons to believe those figures
are inflated, we're still going to have

are inflated, we're still going to have

are inflated, we're still going to have
a lot more ICE agents on our streets

a lot more ICE agents on our streets

a lot more ICE agents on our streets
this year. And that should be a real

this year. And that should be a real

this year. And that should be a real
concern, especially because to hire so

concern, especially because to hire so

concern, especially because to hire so
many officers so quickly, they've had to

many officers so quickly, they've had to

many officers so quickly, they've had to
significantly lower their standards for

significantly lower their standards for

significantly lower their standards for
new recruits, doing things like waving

new recruits, doing things like waving

new recruits, doing things like waving
age requirements, condensing the

age requirements, condensing the

age requirements, condensing the
training period, and ending requirements

training period, and ending requirements

training period, and ending requirements
like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language

like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language

like taking 5 weeks of Spanish language
training, which is a bad idea for many

training, which is a bad idea for many

training, which is a bad idea for many
reasons, including those agents now

reasons, including those agents now

reasons, including those agents now
won't get to understand even a little

won't get to understand even a little

won't get to understand even a little
bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD

bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD

bit of Bad Bunny's music, WHICH IS SAD
FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot

FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot

FOR THEM. THEY'RE missing out on a lot
of joy, plenty of political commentary,

of joy, plenty of political commentary,

of joy, plenty of political commentary,
and a metric ton of

and a metric ton of

and a metric ton of
DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a

DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a

DESCRIPTIONS. THERE IS A LOT in it's a
rich text. [laughter]

rich text. [laughter]

rich text. [laughter]
And the thing is, even with those lower

And the thing is, even with those lower

And the thing is, even with those lower
standards, one report found that more

standards, one report found that more

standards, one report found that more
than a third of new ICE recruits had

than a third of new ICE recruits had

than a third of new ICE recruits had
failed a physical fitness test that

failed a physical fitness test that

failed a physical fitness test that
required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and

required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and

required 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and
running 1 and a half miles in 14

running 1 and a half miles in 14

running 1 and a half miles in 14
minutes, which, and I do not say this

minutes, which, and I do not say this

minutes, which, and I do not say this
lightly, is a test even I could pass.

lightly, is a test even I could pass.

lightly, is a test even I could pass.
Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half

Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half

Also, and more upsettingly, nearly half
were later sent home because they

were later sent home because they

were later sent home because they
couldn't pass the written exam, which

couldn't pass the written exam, which

couldn't pass the written exam, which
covers things like when officers can and

covers things like when officers can and

covers things like when officers can and
can't conduct searches and seizures. And

can't conduct searches and seizures. And

can't conduct searches and seizures. And
it gets even worse when you learn that

it gets even worse when you learn that

it gets even worse when you learn that
during that test, they were allowed to

during that test, they were allowed to

during that test, they were allowed to
consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.

consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.

consult their textbook and notes. Yeah.
Half of them failed an open book test.

Half of them failed an open book test.

Half of them failed an open book test.
And as we all know, that is the easiest

And as we all know, that is the easiest

And as we all know, that is the easiest
kind of test, even easier than urine.

kind of test, even easier than urine.

kind of test, even easier than urine.
That one is actually harder than you

That one is actually harder than you

That one is actually harder than you
think. Midstream is a delicate dance

think. Midstream is a delicate dance

think. Midstream is a delicate dance
[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]
and as the former acting director of ICE

and as the former acting director of ICE

and as the former acting director of ICE
points out this is all a very bad sign.

points out this is all a very bad sign.

points out this is all a very bad sign.
>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves

>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves

>> Yeah. I mean look some of these moves
frankly have resulted in some

frankly have resulted in some

frankly have resulted in some
embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have

embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have

embarrassing candidates. ICE agents have
tremendous authority when they're out

tremendous authority when they're out

tremendous authority when they're out
there on the streets. We have to know

there on the streets. We have to know

there on the streets. We have to know
that these people a have that integrity

that these people a have that integrity

that these people a have that integrity
are going to when no one's looking are

are going to when no one's looking are

are going to when no one's looking are
they going to do things the right way?

they going to do things the right way?

they going to do things the right way?
And secondly you know they getting into

And secondly you know they getting into

And secondly you know they getting into
this for the right reason. Obviously,

this for the right reason. Obviously,

this for the right reason. Obviously,
there's a tremendous concern as well

there's a tremendous concern as well

there's a tremendous concern as well
that the administration is going after

that the administration is going after

that the administration is going after
individuals who harbor some animist

individuals who harbor some animist

individuals who harbor some animist
towards immigrants,

towards immigrants,

towards immigrants,
>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to

>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to

>> right? Because it doesn't seem unfair to
assume that some might have applied for

assume that some might have applied for

assume that some might have applied for
that job less out of a sense of public

that job less out of a sense of public

that job less out of a sense of public
duty and more because they, oh, I don't

duty and more because they, oh, I don't

duty and more because they, oh, I don't
know, want to deport illegals with their

know, want to deport illegals with their

know, want to deport illegals with their
absolute boys. And that concern has been

absolute boys. And that concern has been

absolute boys. And that concern has been
compounded by a disturbing pattern of

compounded by a disturbing pattern of

compounded by a disturbing pattern of
what sure seems like white nationalist

what sure seems like white nationalist

what sure seems like white nationalist
dog whistles in these recruiting ads.

dog whistles in these recruiting ads.

dog whistles in these recruiting ads.
Like this post reading which way

Like this post reading which way

Like this post reading which way
American man invoking a meme associated

American man invoking a meme associated

American man invoking a meme associated
with this anti-semitic book popular

with this anti-semitic book popular

with this anti-semitic book popular
among neo-Nazis. And this one using the

among neo-Nazis. And this one using the

among neo-Nazis. And this one using the
phrase we'll have our home again. The

phrase we'll have our home again. The

phrase we'll have our home again. The
title of a song released by a white

title of a song released by a white

title of a song released by a white
nationalist band popular with farright

nationalist band popular with farright

nationalist band popular with farright
groups like the Proud Boys. But if that

groups like the Proud Boys. But if that

groups like the Proud Boys. But if that
connection seems at all like a stretch

connection seems at all like a stretch

connection seems at all like a stretch
to you, you should know the Proud Boys

to you, you should know the Proud Boys

to you, you should know the Proud Boys
themselves don't seem to think so.

themselves don't seem to think so.

themselves don't seem to think so.
>> On the messaging app Telegram, one

>> On the messaging app Telegram, one

>> On the messaging app Telegram, one
chapter reposted that ad next to a

chapter reposted that ad next to a

chapter reposted that ad next to a
picture of a literal dog whistle, adding

picture of a literal dog whistle, adding

picture of a literal dog whistle, adding
the line, "Message received."

the line, "Message received."

the line, "Message received."
>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the

>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the

>> Oh, cool. Although, I do have to say the
whole point of a dog whistle is

whole point of a dog whistle is

whole point of a dog whistle is
plausible deniability. So, saying, "We

plausible deniability. So, saying, "We

plausible deniability. So, saying, "We
hear and understand your dog whistle

hear and understand your dog whistle

hear and understand your dog whistle
does sort of wreck the whole agreement."

does sort of wreck the whole agreement."

does sort of wreck the whole agreement."
But I guess that is the risk that you

But I guess that is the risk that you

But I guess that is the risk that you
run when your secret master plan has to

run when your secret master plan has to

run when your secret master plan has to
rely on some of the dumbest people

rely on some of the dumbest people

rely on some of the dumbest people
alive. Now, I have to tell you, we

alive. Now, I have to tell you, we

alive. Now, I have to tell you, we
reached out to DHS for comment and they

reached out to DHS for comment and they

reached out to DHS for comment and they
angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,

angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,

angrily denied any dog whistles, adding,
"We will not apologize for using

"We will not apologize for using

"We will not apologize for using
patriotic messaging and symbolism in our

patriotic messaging and symbolism in our

patriotic messaging and symbolism in our
advertisements. They also told us, and I

advertisements. They also told us, and I

advertisements. They also told us, and I
quote, "One could say we are Homeland

quote, "One could say we are Homeland

quote, "One could say we are Homeland
Maxing by removing illegal aliens and

Maxing by removing illegal aliens and

Maxing by removing illegal aliens and
defending our borders, a sentence I

defending our borders, a sentence I

defending our borders, a sentence I
genuinely feel dumber for saying out

genuinely feel dumber for saying out

genuinely feel dumber for saying out
loud."

loud."

loud."
So that is where money and resources at

So that is where money and resources at

So that is where money and resources at
DHS have been surging too. But the

DHS have been surging too. But the

DHS have been surging too. But the
administration is also pulling resources

administration is also pulling resources

administration is also pulling resources
away from other key parts of the agency.

away from other key parts of the agency.

away from other key parts of the agency.
And let's start with just the

And let's start with just the

And let's start with just the
reallocation of resources under ICE.

reallocation of resources under ICE.

reallocation of resources under ICE.
Because for the record, before Trump

Because for the record, before Trump

Because for the record, before Trump
came along, deportation was not ISIS's

came along, deportation was not ISIS's

came along, deportation was not ISIS's
sole focus. It actually consisted of two

sole focus. It actually consisted of two

sole focus. It actually consisted of two
branches. ero or enforcement and removal

branches. ero or enforcement and removal

branches. ero or enforcement and removal
operations which handles detentions and

operations which handles detentions and

operations which handles detentions and
deportations and homeland security

deportations and homeland security

deportations and homeland security
investigations or HSI which is tasked

investigations or HSI which is tasked

investigations or HSI which is tasked
with complex investigations into things

with complex investigations into things

with complex investigations into things
like drug smuggling and human

like drug smuggling and human

like drug smuggling and human
trafficking with many of their targets

trafficking with many of their targets

trafficking with many of their targets
not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for

not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for

not even immigrants. Diddy's case, for
instance, was run by HSI agents. And

instance, was run by HSI agents. And

instance, was run by HSI agents. And
many HSI officials have long wanted to

many HSI officials have long wanted to

many HSI officials have long wanted to
be formally separated from ICE. And for

be formally separated from ICE. And for

be formally separated from ICE. And for
obvious reasons, if you need cooperation

obvious reasons, if you need cooperation

obvious reasons, if you need cooperation
in a human trafficking investigation,

in a human trafficking investigation,

in a human trafficking investigation,
it's harder to get it from someone who

it's harder to get it from someone who

it's harder to get it from someone who
thinks that you might deport them. But

thinks that you might deport them. But

thinks that you might deport them. But
in Trump's second term, he has gone hard

in Trump's second term, he has gone hard

in Trump's second term, he has gone hard
in the other direction, signing an

in the other direction, signing an

in the other direction, signing an
executive order on day one announcing

executive order on day one announcing

executive order on day one announcing
enforcing immigration law would be the

enforcing immigration law would be the

enforcing immigration law would be the
primary mission of HSI. And that has had

primary mission of HSI. And that has had

primary mission of HSI. And that has had
real consequences as highly trained

real consequences as highly trained

real consequences as highly trained
agents who specialized in things like

agents who specialized in things like

agents who specialized in things like
money laundering and counterterrorism

money laundering and counterterrorism

money laundering and counterterrorism
cases have now been sent to do things

cases have now been sent to do things

cases have now been sent to do things
like pick up people in parking lots.

like pick up people in parking lots.

like pick up people in parking lots.
Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting

Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting

Here is a guy in an HSI jacket arresting
people at a Home Depot in LA last year.

people at a Home Depot in LA last year.

people at a Home Depot in LA last year.
And that is not good because there's

And that is not good because there's

And that is not good because there's
probably other important stuff he was

probably other important stuff he was

probably other important stuff he was
supposed to be doing that day. In the

supposed to be doing that day. In the

supposed to be doing that day. In the
first part of last year, HSI agents

first part of last year, HSI agents

first part of last year, HSI agents
worked an average of 33% fewer hours on

worked an average of 33% fewer hours on

worked an average of 33% fewer hours on
child exploitation. cases, which is just

child exploitation. cases, which is just

child exploitation. cases, which is just
maddening. There is a reason of S for

maddening. There is a reason of S for

maddening. There is a reason of S for
you don't involve them abandoning the

you don't involve them abandoning the

you don't involve them abandoning the
case halfway through because they then

case halfway through because they then

case halfway through because they then
have to go spend the rest of the episode

have to go spend the rest of the episode

have to go spend the rest of the episode
harassing people outside of a

harassing people outside of a

harassing people outside of a
Lowe's. People would riot.

Lowe's. People would riot.

Lowe's. People would riot.
But it's not just reallocations within

But it's not just reallocations within

But it's not just reallocations within
ICE. Not only have CBP agents been

ICE. Not only have CBP agents been

ICE. Not only have CBP agents been
diverted from the border, they've pulled

diverted from the border, they've pulled

diverted from the border, they've pulled
in law enforcement from outside of DHS.

in law enforcement from outside of DHS.

in law enforcement from outside of DHS.
According to one estimate, last year,

According to one estimate, last year,

According to one estimate, last year,
one in five US marshals, one in five FBI

one in five US marshals, one in five FBI

one in five US marshals, one in five FBI
agents, half of DEA agents and over

agents, half of DEA agents and over

agents, half of DEA agents and over
twothirds of ATF agents had been

twothirds of ATF agents had been

twothirds of ATF agents had been
reassigned to help handle deportations.

reassigned to help handle deportations.

reassigned to help handle deportations.
And look, I'm not saying everything

And look, I'm not saying everything

And look, I'm not saying everything
those agencies were doing was a good use

those agencies were doing was a good use

those agencies were doing was a good use
of their time. For more on that, see any

of their time. For more on that, see any

of their time. For more on that, see any
number of episodes of this show. But it

number of episodes of this show. But it

number of episodes of this show. But it
is notable that for all Trump's

is notable that for all Trump's

is notable that for all Trump's
justification of immigration crackdowns

justification of immigration crackdowns

justification of immigration crackdowns
to fight drugs and cartels. As this

to fight drugs and cartels. As this

to fight drugs and cartels. As this
former DHS intelligence official points

former DHS intelligence official points

former DHS intelligence official points
out, that's exactly what is being

out, that's exactly what is being

out, that's exactly what is being
depprioritized.

depprioritized.

depprioritized.
>> If FBI agents are not working on drug

>> If FBI agents are not working on drug

>> If FBI agents are not working on drug
gang task forces, then there are fewer

gang task forces, then there are fewer

gang task forces, then there are fewer
investigations into violent street gangs

investigations into violent street gangs

investigations into violent street gangs
and drug trafficking cartels.

and drug trafficking cartels.

and drug trafficking cartels.
>> And with such a large contingent pulled

>> And with such a large contingent pulled

>> And with such a large contingent pulled
from their duties, he says drug cartels

from their duties, he says drug cartels

from their duties, he says drug cartels
and bad actors are watching. I am 100%

and bad actors are watching. I am 100%

and bad actors are watching. I am 100%
certain that they are tracking that

certain that they are tracking that

certain that they are tracking that
federal agents are being moved out of

federal agents are being moved out of

federal agents are being moved out of
drug task forces and seeking to

drug task forces and seeking to

drug task forces and seeking to
determine ways to exploit the reduced

determine ways to exploit the reduced

determine ways to exploit the reduced
resources on those task forces.

resources on those task forces.

resources on those task forces.
>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to

>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to

>> Yeah, of course cartels are going to
take advantage. Drug kingpins by and

take advantage. Drug kingpins by and

take advantage. Drug kingpins by and
large aren't stupid. mostly because drug

large aren't stupid. mostly because drug

large aren't stupid. mostly because drug
kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a

kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a

kingpins who are stupid tend to spend a
very short time as kingpins and much

very short time as kingpins and much

very short time as kingpins and much
longer as a suspicious mound of earth

longer as a suspicious mound of earth

longer as a suspicious mound of earth
somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's

somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's

somewhere in the Mexican desert. It's
kind of a self-editing field and I'm

kind of a self-editing field and I'm

kind of a self-editing field and I'm
still not done listing misallocations of

still not done listing misallocations of

still not done listing misallocations of
resources because at the same time that

resources because at the same time that

resources because at the same time that
N has surged funding to some areas of

N has surged funding to some areas of

N has surged funding to some areas of
DHS, she's actively starved others. For

DHS, she's actively starved others. For

DHS, she's actively starved others. For
instance, CISA, which handles cyber

instance, CISA, which handles cyber

instance, CISA, which handles cyber
security, lost roughly a thousand

security, lost roughly a thousand

security, lost roughly a thousand
staffers, more than a third of the

staffers, more than a third of the

staffers, more than a third of the
agency, meaning it is now less equipped

agency, meaning it is now less equipped

agency, meaning it is now less equipped
to do things like protect our electrical

to do things like protect our electrical

to do things like protect our electrical
grids or secure our elections. But maybe

grids or secure our elections. But maybe

grids or secure our elections. But maybe
the biggest example of a department

the biggest example of a department

the biggest example of a department
being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the

being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the

being hamstrung is FEMA. It is the
agency that handles the federal response

agency that handles the federal response

agency that handles the federal response
to disasters. Many believe it never

to disasters. Many believe it never

to disasters. Many believe it never
really belonged in DHS in the first

really belonged in DHS in the first

really belonged in DHS in the first
place, and that it's ending up there

place, and that it's ending up there

place, and that it's ending up there
contributed to its failures during

contributed to its failures during

contributed to its failures during
Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too

Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too

Hurricane Katrina. And if you're too
young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm

young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm

young to remember Hurricane Katrina, I'm
afraid you're just going to have to

afraid you're just going to have to

afraid you're just going to have to
off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not

off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not

off. Suffice to say that FEMA did not
have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed

have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed

have a good Katrina. Perhaps best summed
up by this entirely fair question in

up by this entirely fair question in

up by this entirely fair question in
front of a flood damaged apartment

front of a flood damaged apartment

front of a flood damaged apartment
complex. Now, soon after Trump took

complex. Now, soon after Trump took

complex. Now, soon after Trump took
office, FEMA lost about a third of its

office, FEMA lost about a third of its

office, FEMA lost about a third of its
total full-time staff. And it's also

total full-time staff. And it's also

total full-time staff. And it's also
been heavily impacted by a new rule

been heavily impacted by a new rule

been heavily impacted by a new rule
across DHS which states that every

across DHS which states that every

across DHS which states that every
contracting grant over $100,000 must now

contracting grant over $100,000 must now

contracting grant over $100,000 must now
cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to

cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to

cross Gnome's desk for approval. Or to
put that in terms that Christine can

put that in terms that Christine can

put that in terms that Christine can
understand, two wristwatches. And that

understand, two wristwatches. And that

understand, two wristwatches. And that
requirement is clearly absurd generally,

requirement is clearly absurd generally,

requirement is clearly absurd generally,
but especially at FEMA, an agency that

but especially at FEMA, an agency that

but especially at FEMA, an agency that
handles emergency relief that needs to

handles emergency relief that needs to

handles emergency relief that needs to
get out quickly. At one point about $17

get out quickly. At one point about $17

get out quickly. At one point about $17
billion in federal disaster funds for

billion in federal disaster funds for

billion in federal disaster funds for
states was held up for an extra layer of

states was held up for an extra layer of

states was held up for an extra layer of
review by Gnome causing unusual delays

review by Gnome causing unusual delays

review by Gnome causing unusual delays
in payments. And I'd say that I can't

in payments. And I'd say that I can't

in payments. And I'd say that I can't
even imagine how chaotic that process

even imagine how chaotic that process

even imagine how chaotic that process
must look. But luckily, I actually can

must look. But luckily, I actually can

must look. But luckily, I actually can
because another of Gnome's South Dakota

because another of Gnome's South Dakota

because another of Gnome's South Dakota
ads literally showed her as an

ads literally showed her as an

ads literally showed her as an
overworked accountant with ticker tape

overworked accountant with ticker tape

overworked accountant with ticker tape
all over the place, not exactly doing a

all over the place, not exactly doing a

all over the place, not exactly doing a
great job. We have close to 20,000 open

great job. We have close to 20,000 open

great job. We have close to 20,000 open
jobs, including accountants. So, I'm

jobs, including accountants. So, I'm

jobs, including accountants. So, I'm
filling in

filling in

filling in
>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.

>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.

>> South Dakota. Freedom works here.
>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the

>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the

>> Governor Gnome, you didn't carry the
two.

two.

two.
>> Josh, kiss my abocus.

>> Josh, kiss my abocus.

>> Josh, kiss my abocus.
>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself

>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself

>> Okay, it seems once more I find myself
in a tough spot because again, I have

in a tough spot because again, I have

in a tough spot because again, I have
been told to read something to

been told to read something to

been told to read something to
[cheering] you and I don't feel like I

[cheering] you and I don't feel like I

[cheering] you and I don't feel like I
can say no.

can say no.

can say no.
The precise way for you to describe what

The precise way for you to describe what

The precise way for you to describe what
Christine was actively chosen to look

Christine was actively chosen to look

Christine was actively chosen to look
like there is mother of the bride who

like there is mother of the bride who

like there is mother of the bride who
asked for the exact same hair as the

asked for the exact same hair as the

asked for the exact same hair as the
bride. [laughter]

bride. [laughter]

bride. [laughter]
Also, John, while I have your attention,

Also, John, while I have your attention,

Also, John, while I have your attention,
maybe it's time for you to be putting a

maybe it's time for you to be putting a

maybe it's time for you to be putting a
little gray in the eyebrow makeup.

little gray in the eyebrow makeup.

little gray in the eyebrow makeup.
You're not fooling anyone. Let's be

You're not fooling anyone. Let's be

You're not fooling anyone. Let's be
adults about this. Those are her words.

adults about this. Those are her words.

adults about this. Those are her words.
She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.

She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.

She's brutally honest. Brutally honest.
She's a bad person. The future is

She's a bad person. The future is

She's a bad person. The future is
female. The thing is,

female. The thing is,

female. The thing is,
known delaying funding approvals at FEMA

known delaying funding approvals at FEMA

known delaying funding approvals at FEMA
has already had serious consequences

has already had serious consequences

has already had serious consequences
when there were deadly floods in Texas

when there were deadly floods in Texas

when there were deadly floods in Texas
last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of

last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of

last year, 2 days after nearly 2/3 of
the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance

the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance

the calls to FEMA's disaster assistance
line went unanswered. Now, I have to

line went unanswered. Now, I have to

line went unanswered. Now, I have to
tell you, Nome's disputed that report,

tell you, Nome's disputed that report,

tell you, Nome's disputed that report,
saying it's just false, and that report

saying it's just false, and that report

saying it's just false, and that report
needs to be validified. Though, I

needs to be validified. Though, I

needs to be validified. Though, I
believe that sentence itself could

believe that sentence itself could

believe that sentence itself could
benefit from being spellch checkerated.

benefit from being spellch checkerated.

benefit from being spellch checkerated.
And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000

And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000

And not for nothing, Gnome's $100,000
signoff law meant that according to one

signoff law meant that according to one

signoff law meant that according to one
former FEMA official, the FEMA building

former FEMA official, the FEMA building

former FEMA official, the FEMA building
itself almost had its utilities shut off

itself almost had its utilities shut off

itself almost had its utilities shut off
last year because the bill wasn't paid.

last year because the bill wasn't paid.

last year because the bill wasn't paid.
And the truth is, so far we've been

And the truth is, so far we've been

And the truth is, so far we've been
incredibly lucky that there hasn't been

incredibly lucky that there hasn't been

incredibly lucky that there hasn't been
an even worse disaster where FEMA's

an even worse disaster where FEMA's

an even worse disaster where FEMA's
problems were more fully exposed. As

problems were more fully exposed. As

problems were more fully exposed. As
last year, for the first time in a

last year, for the first time in a

last year, for the first time in a
decade, not a single hurricane struck

decade, not a single hurricane struck

decade, not a single hurricane struck
the US. But our luck can only hold out

the US. But our luck can only hold out

the US. But our luck can only hold out
for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA

for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA

for so long. Last August, over 180 FEMA
employees sent a letter to Congress

employees sent a letter to Congress

employees sent a letter to Congress
warning the Trump officials actions were

warning the Trump officials actions were

warning the Trump officials actions were
risking a Katrina level disaster, which

risking a Katrina level disaster, which

risking a Katrina level disaster, which
is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And

is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And

is a pretty haunting thing to hear. And
it's more than a little dispiriting to

it's more than a little dispiriting to

it's more than a little dispiriting to
realize that the Frankenstein of an

realize that the Frankenstein of an

realize that the Frankenstein of an
agency that we cobbled together after

agency that we cobbled together after

agency that we cobbled together after
911 is now siphoning resources away from

911 is now siphoning resources away from

911 is now siphoning resources away from
things that actually protect us. Even as

things that actually protect us. Even as

things that actually protect us. Even as
it floods resources to a bunch of guys

it floods resources to a bunch of guys

it floods resources to a bunch of guys
in ski masks with questionable Reddit

in ski masks with questionable Reddit

in ski masks with questionable Reddit
histories who blast rap rock out of the

histories who blast rap rock out of the

histories who blast rap rock out of the
window of their government issued kidnap

window of their government issued kidnap

window of their government issued kidnap
mobilebiles all for the benefit of

mobilebiles all for the benefit of

mobilebiles all for the benefit of
Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what

Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what

Christy Gnome's Tik Tok. So what
can we do? Well, first and most

can we do? Well, first and most

can we do? Well, first and most
immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown

immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown

immediately, with DHS impartial shutdown
over its funding, Democrats have to use

over its funding, Democrats have to use

over its funding, Democrats have to use
every ounce of leverage they've got to

every ounce of leverage they've got to

every ounce of leverage they've got to
get major concessions. Bernie Sanders

get major concessions. Bernie Sanders

get major concessions. Bernie Sanders
has proposed an amendment that would

has proposed an amendment that would

has proposed an amendment that would
repeal the $75 billion in additional

repeal the $75 billion in additional

repeal the $75 billion in additional
funding that ICE received. And what I

funding that ICE received. And what I

funding that ICE received. And what I
don't know if [cheering] they'll be able

don't know if [cheering] they'll be able

don't know if [cheering] they'll be able
to get all the way to that, they should

to get all the way to that, they should

to get all the way to that, they should
at the very least get as many hard

at the very least get as many hard

at the very least get as many hard
enforceable limits on immigration agents

enforceable limits on immigration agents

enforceable limits on immigration agents
activities as possible. Now, second, we

activities as possible. Now, second, we

activities as possible. Now, second, we
need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC

need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC

need to get rid of ICE. PERIOD. PUBLIC
TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS

TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS

TRUST IN IT RIGHT NOW [cheering] IS
HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer

HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer

HOVERING somewhere between Purdue farmer
and the Titan submersible. It is just

and the Titan submersible. It is just

and the Titan submersible. It is just
not salvageable. And if you're thinking,

not salvageable. And if you're thinking,

not salvageable. And if you're thinking,
well, who will enforce immigration law

well, who will enforce immigration law

well, who will enforce immigration law
if ICE is gone? I know maybe the

if ICE is gone? I know maybe the

if ICE is gone? I know maybe the
agencies that did it for decades before

agencies that did it for decades before

agencies that did it for decades before
2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would

2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would

2003. As for DHS as a whole, I would
argue it's no longer tenable in its

argue it's no longer tenable in its

argue it's no longer tenable in its
current form. And while maybe there is

current form. And while maybe there is

current form. And while maybe there is
an argument for having a larger agency

an argument for having a larger agency

an argument for having a larger agency
coordinating different federal

coordinating different federal

coordinating different federal
departments, it should probably be

departments, it should probably be

departments, it should probably be
redesigned from the ground up and

redesigned from the ground up and

redesigned from the ground up and
deliberately this time, not by suddenly

deliberately this time, not by suddenly

deliberately this time, not by suddenly
gluing together or charts in a blind

gluing together or charts in a blind

gluing together or charts in a blind
panic. But if I can make one last

panic. But if I can make one last

panic. But if I can make one last
broader point here, cosmetic changes

broader point here, cosmetic changes

broader point here, cosmetic changes
just aren't going to be enough. Because

just aren't going to be enough. Because

just aren't going to be enough. Because
even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,

even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,

even if you get rid of Christine Gnome,
which you should, Steven Miller will

which you should, Steven Miller will

which you should, Steven Miller will
still be there. And even if you get rid

still be there. And even if you get rid

still be there. And even if you get rid
of him, this administration will remain.

of him, this administration will remain.

of him, this administration will remain.
Even if they are gone and we get rid of

Even if they are gone and we get rid of

Even if they are gone and we get rid of
ICE and DHS, we're still going to be

ICE and DHS, we're still going to be

ICE and DHS, we're still going to be
left with the broken immigration laws

left with the broken immigration laws

left with the broken immigration laws
that gave them permission to do what

that gave them permission to do what

that gave them permission to do what
they have done. Millions of people will

they have done. Millions of people will

they have done. Millions of people will
continue to be vulnerable because, as

continue to be vulnerable because, as

continue to be vulnerable because, as
we've discussed repeatedly before on

we've discussed repeatedly before on

we've discussed repeatedly before on
this show, our current immigration

this show, our current immigration

this show, our current immigration
system makes it somewhere from difficult

system makes it somewhere from difficult

system makes it somewhere from difficult
to impossible for many to come in the

to impossible for many to come in the

to impossible for many to come in the
right way. That boy in the blue hat and

right way. That boy in the blue hat and

right way. That boy in the blue hat and
his dad were scooped up despite being in

his dad were scooped up despite being in

his dad were scooped up despite being in
the process of seeking asylum. And we've

the process of seeking asylum. And we've

the process of seeking asylum. And we've
shown you multiple videos of people

shown you multiple videos of people

shown you multiple videos of people
being arrested as they showed up for

being arrested as they showed up for

being arrested as they showed up for
their immigration appointments. And that

their immigration appointments. And that

their immigration appointments. And that
is actually a bit of a tell because that

is actually a bit of a tell because that

is actually a bit of a tell because that
is clearly not this administration

is clearly not this administration

is clearly not this administration
targeting the worst of the worst. It's

targeting the worst of the worst. It's

targeting the worst of the worst. It's
them desperately trying to juice up

them desperately trying to juice up

them desperately trying to juice up
their numbers. And it is the law that

their numbers. And it is the law that

their numbers. And it is the law that
allows them to do that. And that is

allows them to do that. And that is

allows them to do that. And that is
actually something that Tom Hman made a

actually something that Tom Hman made a

actually something that Tom Hman made a
point of reiterating to people when he

point of reiterating to people when he

point of reiterating to people when he
was first sent to Minnesota two weeks

was first sent to Minnesota two weeks

was first sent to Minnesota two weeks
ago. For the people out there don't like

ago. For the people out there don't like

ago. For the people out there don't like
what ISC is doing, if you want certain

what ISC is doing, if you want certain

what ISC is doing, if you want certain
laws reformed, then take it up with

laws reformed, then take it up with

laws reformed, then take it up with
Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.

Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.

Congress. Again, ISIS is making this up.
They're enforcing laws enacted by

They're enforcing laws enacted by

They're enforcing laws enacted by
Congress and P signed by president. The

Congress and P signed by president. The

Congress and P signed by president. The
same laws have been on the books

same laws have been on the books

same laws have been on the books
for the last six presidents I work for.

for the last six presidents I work for.

for the last six presidents I work for.
If you don't like what ISIS is doing,

If you don't like what ISIS is doing,

If you don't like what ISIS is doing,
instead of protesting this building, go

instead of protesting this building, go

instead of protesting this building, go
pro to protest Congress. Tell me what

pro to protest Congress. Tell me what

pro to protest Congress. Tell me what
changes.

changes.

changes.
>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one

>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one

>> Well, hold on there, Tom. Why just one
or the other? People could absolutely do

or the other? People could absolutely do

or the other? People could absolutely do
both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a

both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a

both. Porqu no loss dos if I may quote a
phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE

phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE

phrase. It [cheering] seems most new ICE
recruits will have absolutely no chance

recruits will have absolutely no chance

recruits will have absolutely no chance
of understanding.

of understanding.

of understanding.
But he is right there. Trump's policy of

But he is right there. Trump's policy of

But he is right there. Trump's policy of
mass deportations is built on existing

mass deportations is built on existing

mass deportations is built on existing
laws. And if America doesn't like what

laws. And if America doesn't like what

laws. And if America doesn't like what
that policy looks like now that they've

that policy looks like now that they've

that policy looks like now that they've
seen what it really means, then it needs

seen what it really means, then it needs

seen what it really means, then it needs
to do something about it. To the

to do something about it. To the

to do something about it. To the
extent that we are all horrified by day

extent that we are all horrified by day

extent that we are all horrified by day
labors and grandfathers and little kids

labors and grandfathers and little kids

labors and grandfathers and little kids
in bunny hats being terrorized by men in

in bunny hats being terrorized by men in

in bunny hats being terrorized by men in
March, then we need to elect people who

March, then we need to elect people who

March, then we need to elect people who
will commit to writing laws that reflect

will commit to writing laws that reflect

will commit to writing laws that reflect
that. And I've got to say, it does say

that. And I've got to say, it does say

that. And I've got to say, it does say
something that to the extent that anyone

something that to the extent that anyone

something that to the extent that anyone
over the last few months has been

over the last few months has been

over the last few months has been
protecting our homeland and keeping it

protecting our homeland and keeping it

protecting our homeland and keeping it
secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in

secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in

secure, it has not been Christy Gnome in
her wide array of fun outfits or

her wide array of fun outfits or

her wide array of fun outfits or
whichever 20-year-old been

whichever 20-year-old been

whichever 20-year-old been
pumping out Nazi flavored content on

pumping out Nazi flavored content on

pumping out Nazi flavored content on
Twitter. It has been ordinary people on

Twitter. It has been ordinary people on

Twitter. It has been ordinary people on
the streets of Minneapolis blowing

the streets of Minneapolis blowing

the streets of Minneapolis blowing
whistles, delivering food to friends

whistles, delivering food to friends

whistles, delivering food to friends
[cheering and applause] who are afraid

[cheering and applause] who are afraid

[cheering and applause] who are afraid
to leave their houses and marching in

to leave their houses and marching in

to leave their houses and marching in
the cold even though they've got godamn

the cold even though they've got godamn

the cold even though they've got godamn
work in the morning because if I may

work in the morning because if I may

work in the morning because if I may
quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern

quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern

quote that gloriously frozen Midwestern
man, they believe we are all human

man, they believe we are all human

man, they believe we are all human
beings here and that this is

beings here and that this is

beings here and that this is
wrong. And now [cheering]

wrong. And now [cheering]

wrong. And now [cheering]
this.

this.

this.
>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida

>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida

>> And now, local news reacts to a Florida
delicacy.

delicacy.

delicacy.
>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in

>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in

>> Welcome back. Recent freezing weather in
South Florida left thousands of iguanas

South Florida left thousands of iguanas

South Florida left thousands of iguanas
cold stunned and some people have gotten

cold stunned and some people have gotten

cold stunned and some people have gotten
creative about what to do with all the

creative about what to do with all the

creative about what to do with all the
invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a

invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a

invasive lizards. Fair warning, take a
break from breakfast for just a minute.

break from breakfast for just a minute.

break from breakfast for just a minute.
>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas

>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas

>> Iguana meat pizza. Were the iguanas
already dead or were they dying? They

already dead or were they dying? They

already dead or were they dying? They
were already dead. I believe

were already dead. I believe

were already dead. I believe
they're stunned.

they're stunned.

they're stunned.
>> So they use the leg.

>> So they use the leg.

>> So they use the leg.
>> They're still alive.

>> They're still alive.

>> They're still alive.
>> Would they normally

>> Would they normally

>> Would they normally
>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.

>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.

>> Well, you can't eat like a dead animal.
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're

>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're

>> Cuz that that's like a like So they're
killing them.

killing them.

killing them.
>> Mhm. And they're eating them.

>> Mhm. And they're eating them.

>> Mhm. And they're eating them.
>> Mhm.

>> Mhm.

>> Mhm.
>> That's legal.

>> That's legal.

>> That's legal.
>> I Yes.

>> I Yes.

>> I Yes.
>> Sanitized iguana meat.

>> Sanitized iguana meat.

>> Sanitized iguana meat.
>> The fact that you [music] have to

>> The fact that you [music] have to

>> The fact that you [music] have to
identify that it has been sanitized.

identify that it has been sanitized.

identify that it has been sanitized.
This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is

This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is

This ain't dirty iguana meat. This is
sanitized iguana meat.

sanitized iguana meat.

sanitized iguana meat.
>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.

>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.

>> You missed the iguana pizza yesterday.
Excuse me. One more time.

Excuse me. One more time.

Excuse me. One more time.
>> Yes. The iguana pizza.

>> Yes. The iguana pizza.

>> Yes. The iguana pizza.
>> Iguana pizza. Mhm. Why?

>> That's our show. Thanks so much for

>> That's our show. Thanks so much for
watching. We'll see you next week. Good

watching. We'll see you next week. Good

watching. We'll see you next week. Good
night. [cheering]

night. [cheering]

night. [cheering]
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