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TED FLETCHER: Our little
guy's going to college.
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What's up, Ted?
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I won't be able to make it over
there to help load the van.
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Bye, Ted.
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[SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
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So, let's find out a
little more about you.
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How about extracurriculars?
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CHLOE: Do you have
a family member with autism?
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I actually do.
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You should come to our support group.
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I'm Chloe.
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Looking at what we really
want can be terrifying.
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But that tell us we've
stumbled onto something real.
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[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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Mrs. Fletcher S01E03
Care Package
Original Air Date on Nov 10, 2019
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[EVE SIGHS]
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["HOT TOPIC" BY LE TIGRE PLAYS]
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Hot topic is the way that we rhyme ♪
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♪ Carol Rama and Eleanor Antin ♪
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♪ Yoko Ono and Carolee Schneemann ♪
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♪ You're getting old, that's
what they'll say but ♪
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♪ Don't give a damn,
I'm listening anyway ♪
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- ♪ Stop ♪
- ♪ Hot topic is the way ♪
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- ♪ That we rhyme ♪
- ♪ Don't you stop ♪
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[GRUNTS, PANTS]
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♪ I can't live if you stop ♪
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♪ One step behind, don't stop ♪
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♪ Don't you stop ♪
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[PANTS, GRUNTS]
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- [TIMER DINGS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
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- [MOANING ON VIDEO]
- [EVE GROANS]
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[EVE GROANS]
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Um... Uh... [CHUCKLES]
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[MOANING CONTINUES ON VIDEO]
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[PANTS]
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[GROANS] Fu...
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[SIGHS] This is...
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- [SIGHS]
- [MOANING CONTINUES ON VIDEO]
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WOMAN: [ON VIDEO] Oh, yeah... [MOANS]
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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[PHONE PINGS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- SANJAY: Knock, knock.
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Hey, Sanjay.
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I just wanted to give you the heads up.
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If you're around later,
I'm having a little...
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gathering in my room.
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We're gonna watch nature docs
and drink some Beaujolais.
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That sounds fun.
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But... probably not.
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No presh. See you around, B-rizzle.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- EVE: Hi.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Sorry it was late. I... I didn't realize
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you had to pay a second
semester so early.
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Oh, it's fine.
You really didn't have to...
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drive it over here.
You could have just put it in the mail.
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Oh, no, no, it was my mistake.
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I didn't want you to have to wait.
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Well, thanks.
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How are you?
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Uh... I'm good.
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- 'Kay...
- Hey, do you mind if I just, uh,
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hit the head before I hit the road?
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- Uh... Uh... Sure.
- Thanks.
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So, what do you think?
He seems to be finding his footing.
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Oh, have you...
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You guys have been talking?
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Yeah, a bit.
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So, uh... Actually,
we were chatting the other day,
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and we had the idea
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that maybe I would do parents' weekend.
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If you're on board with
a little father-son time.
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Um... Hm. I...
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, I just haven't seen
him in forever, and, uh...
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and the idea came up,
he got pretty jazzed about it, so...
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Um...
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Hm... I haven't seen him either, Ted,
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I've been... I've been
planning it for a really...
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a long time, so...
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Yeah, I just thought...
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I don't know, I thought maybe
you'd wanna stay home and rest.
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You're always saying how tired you are.
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Okay.
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- Wow.
- What?
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So, this isn't a question.
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Right? You're not actually asking me,
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you're...
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you're just telling me.
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Right? You guys have decided this.
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Woah, okay, I...
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I didn't think this was gonna
be a big problem. I...
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- [EVE SIGHS]
- You're always asking me
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- to spend more time with him.
- Not with no notice
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- on my weekend, Ted!
- Wow, okay.
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Look, uh, I didn't come here
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- to get yelled at.
- Oh, so now you're ju...
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Oh, now you're just leaving?
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Can't talk to you when
you get like this.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[BREATHES DEEPLY] Oh, God.
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Hey, Brendan, it's Mom. How are ya?
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I was really looking
forward to this weekend,
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but your dad just came by
and told me about the...
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- [PANS CLATTERING]
- ... change in plans.
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Uh... You know, to be honest,
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I expect that sneaky shit from him,
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but not from you.
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But... you know...
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do what you have to do.
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- Just don't want you to...
- [PANS CLANG]
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... get surprised when
he disappoints you.
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Because I have to tell you
something, Brendan,
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that's who he is.
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Your dad is selfish and
he is disappointing.
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- [PANS CLANG]
- [CUPBOARD DOOR SLAMS]
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So, yeah. Yeah, he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think you understand...
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[GIGGLING]
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... got more chance with both of us.
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... larger than one city
or larger than one country
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starts to collapse.
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Yo, Craig. Uh... Brookside, right?
You went to Brookside?
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- I played lax at Haddington.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you scored the winning goal
in the semi-final, senior year, right?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Ah, man, you played, like,
really tough D, like,
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I remember, you were all over me.
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- It's good to see you, man.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hey, you wanna sit?
- Yeah, sure, man, sure.
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- What's up, guys?
- Hey.
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Guys, this is Brendan.
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- Yeah, yo.
- Hey, man.
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I mean, look, the only real
practical solution for emissions
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- is cap and trade.
- Droughts are getting longer,
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hurricanes are getting worse.
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- Superstorms happen every year.
- VANCE: That's just weather,
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it's not climate. Do you even
understand the difference?
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Have you guys seen the
video of the guy surfing
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during a tsunami?
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No.
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- I don't think so.
- You guys... Okay.
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That's what I would do.
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What?
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Like...
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climate change... sucks... obviously.
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So, might as well make the best of it
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is what I'm saying.
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Anyway, I'm just saying,
if that's your solution,
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Florida will literally be underwater
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in the next 50 years.
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VANCE: Humans aren't
causing global warming.
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- CRAIG: All right...
- VANCE: It's the cows, man.
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You're saying cows cause global warming.
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- Yo, I'll be right back.
- No, I'm not saying that,
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I'm not saying that at all.
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- All right, well, what are you...
- I'm saying that cows contribute to it.
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Zadie Smith writes that
people are like complex
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musical scores, depending,
at least in part,
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upon who is doing the conducting.
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So, when you think about your lives...
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who is the conductor?
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Anyone?
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Guys! Come on!
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This is... is supposed to be a place
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where you bare your souls,
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and it feels like the DMV.
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[SIGHS] Okay, um... Is it me?
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- Am I a bad teacher?
- ALL: No, no...
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- You're great.
- Then, why do you all
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look like zombies?
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Uh... I... I think...
it might be the room.
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Yeah, the light, uh...
is really distracting.
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BARRY: Yeah.
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It's really fucking
annoying, is what it is.
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Oh, my God! Yes, yes...
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Okay, um... here's a thought,
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- what if we move class to a bar?
- Yes.
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- Oh, okay.
- They're alive!
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Have you guys ever been to...
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... Tara's? On Front Street?
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You... You like that dump?
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Fuck you, man, I own it!
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Oh, okay!
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- Drinks on me!
- CURTIS: Okay!
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- It's my bar! I'm not kidding!
- I don't doubt it!
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EVE: [ON VOICEMAIL] So, yeah...
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Yeah... he cheated on me.
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He cheated on me, dude.
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But what I don't think
you understand, bud...
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is that he actually
cheated on both of us.
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- Have a great parents' weekend.
- [LINE DISCONNECTS]
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Does... Does anyone else
have a response to Zadie Smith?
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The idea of who's
conducting your life...
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[MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
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For some reason,
that hit me like a brick.
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And... And why?
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My mom wanted me to be a doctor.
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So, I became one,
even though I didn't wanna be.
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So, now, I'm a radiologist.
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Shit! You're a doctor, huh?
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- Ah, that's great, man.
- No, uh... [CHUCKLES]
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I... I think what Curtis might
be saying is it's hard for us
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to disappoint someone that we love.
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Right? I know I couldn't be who
my father wanted me to be,
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and because of that,
we didn't speak for years.
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CURTIS: Mm.
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Why not?
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He couldn't... He couldn't
handle my coming out.
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- So, you're... a lesbian.
- [MARGO CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Uh... No, uh, I mean... I mean,
uh, when I transitioned.
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I'm... I'm trans.
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So... you weren't born...
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Question, though. Does that mean
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- you had the surgery?
- Barry!
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- Am I not allowed to ask that?
- How would you feel
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if someone asked you
about your genitals?
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Go right ahead, I'm an open book.
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No. Okay. Guys, we don't need
to hear about that right now.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry, I don't always know
the rules about these things.
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Are you and your dad o... okay... now?
Are you talking?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we are. I...
He... He drives me crazy,
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- but he's... he's my dad.
- [CHUCKLES] Good.
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Brendan, right?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Tennis team took long and
then I had to pick up snacks
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and if I'm gonna be real
I... took a nap.
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Nice, um... I wasn't going in.
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I... I don't think I should...
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Oh, I know, you were just passing by,
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and then I showed up,
and you did a terrible job
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of lying to me,
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- and now we're going inside.
- Oh, we are?
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- Oh, great.
- CHLOE: Come on!
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00:12:01,028 --> 00:12:02,237
- Yep.
- CHLOE: Yeah.
247
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,889
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY]
248
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:07,576
Do you like this class?
249
00:12:10,149 --> 00:12:11,326
Uh...
250
00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:15,193
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
251
00:12:17,142 --> 00:12:18,394
Do you?
252
00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:22,091
Yeah. I mean... [CHUCKLES]
253
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,594
Sometimes I sit there and I'm like,
254
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:25,079
"What am I doing here?"
255
00:12:25,104 --> 00:12:27,189
- [EVE CHUCKLES]
- But...
256
00:12:28,844 --> 00:12:31,950
What are you doing here?
You're such a smart kid,
257
00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:34,436
why aren't you off at college?
258
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:41,276
I didn't have a great
high school experience.
259
00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:46,576
So, I'm... I'm just trying
to re-group, or whatever.
260
00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:49,289
Where'd you go to school?
261
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,055
Haddington High.
262
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,552
Did you know my son?
263
00:12:55,123 --> 00:12:56,990
Brendan? Brendan Fletcher?
264
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,396
Yeah.
265
00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:04,896
Take it you two aren't friends, huh?
266
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,326
Not really.
267
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:10,555
Mm.
268
00:13:11,807 --> 00:13:15,255
Well... his loss.
269
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:20,207
[SIGHS] Let's go get some wings.
270
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,233
Yeah.
271
00:13:22,143 --> 00:13:24,607
Jonathan is my half-brother.
272
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,006
He lives with my dad
273
00:13:28,031 --> 00:13:30,959
and my stepmom.
My dad is great with him...
274
00:13:31,242 --> 00:13:33,895
even though he's a really busy guy.
275
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,124
So, like, I go to his place
once a month and just, like,
276
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,528
hang out, and, um, we watch Scrubs...
277
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:43,951
after Jonathan goes to
bed... [CLEARS THROAT]
278
00:13:44,526 --> 00:13:47,225
It's kinda stupid,
but it's pretty funny. [CHUCKLES]
279
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:51,232
It's a good show.
So, my dad gets really exhausted.
280
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:53,198
Like, completely worn out,
281
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,309
because Jonathan is a lot of work.
282
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,271
- He's not retarded, but he's...
- [GROUP GASPS, MURMURS]
283
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,305
This is a good moment to
lightly remind everyone
284
00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,466
that we don't use the R word here.
285
00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:05,002
- Thank you for reminding me.
- Oh, no, I... I mean...
286
00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:08,171
I didn't mean it like that,
I just mean he's...
287
00:14:08,196 --> 00:14:09,388
he's not normal!
288
00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,789
We try to stay away from "normal" too.
289
00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:13,281
We use "neurotypical."
290
00:14:14,411 --> 00:14:18,453
All right, so then,
my half-brother is very...
291
00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:20,897
He's... Well, he's neuro-not-typical.
292
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,883
- [BOTH SIGH]
- I'm sorry.
293
00:14:22,908 --> 00:14:25,727
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to...
294
00:14:25,994 --> 00:14:28,400
you know, say "retarded,"
I didn't mean to assume that
295
00:14:28,425 --> 00:14:31,511
anyone's family member
in here is retarded.
296
00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,905
He just said it two more times.
297
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:36,508
Okay, would anyone else like to share?
298
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:39,880
["DOWN ON THE TOWN" BY CROMWELL PLAYS]
299
00:14:39,905 --> 00:14:42,828
So, what do you do for work?
300
00:14:42,853 --> 00:14:46,430
I am a... I'm the director
at a senior center.
301
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,041
Wow. That's not what I pictured.
302
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,336
Yeah, well, it's... it's not
what I pictured either, so...
303
00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:53,800
No, but it's cool.
304
00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,157
- I think it's like...
- Ah, it's not cool.
305
00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:57,633
It is though, because it's,
like, good, you know?
306
00:14:57,658 --> 00:14:58,951
Mm. Mm.
307
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,767
I think if... I mean,
if you're the one working
308
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:02,872
with a bunch of old people,
309
00:15:02,897 --> 00:15:04,649
it must be very exciting for them.
310
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:08,966
[TABLE RATTLES]
311
00:15:11,672 --> 00:15:13,824
Um, this table's driving me crazy.
312
00:15:13,849 --> 00:15:17,404
Can you hold these, please?
I'll be right back. [GRUNTS]
313
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,583
How's that?
314
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,279
Much better.
315
00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:39,435
Thank you.
316
00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:40,992
JULIAN: Yeah.
317
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:43,873
Can I tell you a secret
that you can't tell
318
00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:46,396
- anyone else in class?
- [CHUCKLES]
319
00:15:46,943 --> 00:15:49,490
Obviously, I'm saying yes to that.
320
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,676
You are the only one who can write.
321
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,110
[CHUCKLES] Oh, shit, yeah?
322
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:55,400
Yeah, so far.
I'm not saying there won't be a sleeper.
323
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,219
[LAUGHS] It means a lot coming from you.
324
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,036
I... I'm actually
working on a sci-fi novel.
325
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:06,440
[LAUGHS] It's about
an alien civilization
326
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:11,332
that colonizes Earth and
you think it's the future,
327
00:16:11,357 --> 00:16:14,810
but at the end, you find out
it's the ancient past,
328
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:18,007
and it's how civilization began.
329
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:22,272
- Hm?
- I don't love it. [LAUGHS]
330
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,850
- What? Come on.
- It's like... No. No, it's that
331
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,108
- I'm just not a sci-fi girl.
- Not even Close Encounters?
332
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,426
Close what?
333
00:16:29,649 --> 00:16:30,984
- Get out of here.
- [LAUGHS]
334
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:32,482
Get in your car and go home.
335
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:34,685
No, I think I'm gonna stick
around a little longer
336
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:38,096
to give you shit for being a huge nerd.
337
00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:40,757
Hey.
338
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:46,640
Thank you for... having me in there.
339
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:47,749
Yeah, of course.
340
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,275
Thanks for sharing.
341
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,265
Aside from a few repeated slurs...
342
00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:54,296
you did great.
343
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,293
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,202
So, you wanna hang out?
345
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,484
You trying to run game on
me while I'm giving you
346
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,429
- a comfort hug?
- Uh...
347
00:17:10,587 --> 00:17:14,327
- [SCOFFS] Maybe a little, yeah.
- That's what I thought.
348
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:17,553
I... No, I don't wanna hang out.
349
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,749
Not tonight.
350
00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:20,843
Busy?
351
00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:25,243
No, I literally have no plans,
I just haven't decided
352
00:17:25,268 --> 00:17:26,561
what this is yet.
353
00:17:27,035 --> 00:17:28,265
Okay.
354
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,800
Bye.
355
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,030
Bye. See ya.
356
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,538
["ONLY YOU AND I KNOW"
BY DAVE MASON PLAYS]
357
00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:42,655
How old were you when you guys met?
358
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:43,723
EVE: Mm.
359
00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:47,616
Um... Nineteen. [SNIFFS]
360
00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:49,184
I was a sophomore.
361
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:50,780
What'd you like about him?
362
00:17:51,211 --> 00:17:54,773
Everybody liked Ted.
He was, like, you know,
363
00:17:54,798 --> 00:17:56,842
he was so charming.
364
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,483
And smart.
365
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,444
And hot.
366
00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,516
What about you?
367
00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:05,033
- Was I hot? No.
- [COUGHS]
368
00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:07,255
- No.
- No, like,
369
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,271
what were you like back then?
370
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,322
I was a...
371
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:16,987
big dork, actually.
I spent most of my time in the library.
372
00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:21,552
- Did you get straight As?
- I did.
373
00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:24,244
Like, what else were you into?
What were you doing?
374
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:28,335
Uh... I don't know... I liked music.
375
00:18:29,011 --> 00:18:30,179
What kind?
376
00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:31,538
Um...
377
00:18:31,947 --> 00:18:34,561
Uh... Probably nothing within your vibe,
378
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:39,443
but Liz Phair, The Smiths, Buzzcocks.
379
00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:41,333
- I love all that.
- You do?
380
00:18:41,358 --> 00:18:44,139
Yeah! What,
you didn't peg me for British punk?
381
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,825
No, I just... It's surprising.
I don't know.
382
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,953
Well, yeah, you two.
I mean, you work in a senior center
383
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,600
and you have ice in your wine.
384
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,609
Leave me alone.
It tastes better that way!
385
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,594
- [LAUGHS] Sorry.
- God.
386
00:18:56,985 --> 00:18:59,154
Anyway, you're right.
I used to be fun, now I'm boring.
387
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,765
JULIAN: No. That's not
what I'm saying at all, no.
388
00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:04,272
- I think...
- [EVE SIGHS]
389
00:19:04,297 --> 00:19:08,054
... you're secretly still punk.
390
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,479
♪ And never take me the wrong way ♪
391
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:12,799
♪ You know you can't go
on getting your own way ♪
392
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:17,937
♪ 'Cause if you do it's
gonna get you someday ♪
393
00:19:20,903 --> 00:19:24,321
Yeah, I specialize in the brain,
Alzheimer's and tumors
394
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:25,639
and things like that.
395
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,916
God, that must be really hard.
396
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:31,218
It was at first,
but now it's just routine.
397
00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:32,959
- [ELECTRONIC BUZZ]
- Honestly, at this point,
398
00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:34,679
I'd rather be doing what you're doing.
399
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,541
- Seriously?
- Mm-hm.
400
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,152
I wish I could do something
other than writing.
401
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:40,929
- Anything at all.
- Wait...
402
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,201
aren't you in some
fancy literary magazine?
403
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,284
Did someone Google the teacher?
404
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,944
- Yeah...
- Hey...
405
00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,330
I'm sorry about what I said earlier.
406
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,733
You know I wasn't trying
to cause a whole thing.
407
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,483
- Oh, yeah. Of course, Barry.
- Hey.
408
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,480
Popcorn shrimp for the lady.
409
00:19:58,505 --> 00:19:59,548
[CHUCKLES]
410
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,661
Barry!
411
00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:06,186
Thank you.
412
00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:14,593
What about her? [WHISPERS] Look at her.
413
00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,835
Look, she's cute.
You just go talk to her.
414
00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:18,585
[WHISPERS] Go talk to her.
415
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:19,898
[SIGHS]
416
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,295
I'm really bad at just...
417
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,674
starting conversation out of nowhere.
418
00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:28,866
I think you are so much
better than you think you are.
419
00:20:29,139 --> 00:20:30,682
- Mm-hm.
- What do you mean?
420
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,208
You're curious.
421
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,507
You wait to talk.
You don't just start...
422
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,435
jabbering on.
423
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:40,522
You actually take in what
the other person is saying.
424
00:20:40,547 --> 00:20:42,215
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYS]
425
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,702
By the way, that's rare.
426
00:20:44,673 --> 00:20:45,840
Girls...
427
00:20:46,688 --> 00:20:48,140
Girls like it.
428
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:50,006
They like it a lot.
429
00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:51,983
Trust me.
430
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,376
Uh... Doesn't... It doesn't matter.
431
00:21:01,401 --> 00:21:03,628
She... I'm not... She's not my type.
432
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,131
But you're too young to have a type.
[CHUCKLES]
433
00:21:06,156 --> 00:21:08,825
- I have a type.
- Okay, what's your type?
434
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,648
- [LAUGHS] Come on.
- [STUTTERS]
435
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,444
Okay. Okay.
436
00:21:17,518 --> 00:21:21,640
- I like dark hair.
- Mm-hm.
437
00:21:30,312 --> 00:21:31,866
How old are you?
438
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,171
How old are you?
439
00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:39,757
Nineteen.
440
00:21:41,728 --> 00:21:43,132
Forty-five.
441
00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:48,663
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- EVE: Mm.
442
00:21:49,503 --> 00:21:51,577
- Would you mind, Julian?
- Mm.
443
00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:53,627
Course. [SNIFFS]
444
00:21:55,131 --> 00:21:56,835
- [MARGO SCOFFS]
- EVE: Yeah.
445
00:21:59,976 --> 00:22:01,561
Hey, what's up?
446
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,585
I think I have a... crush on Curtis.
447
00:22:05,162 --> 00:22:06,816
Okay! [CHUCKLES]
448
00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:09,611
[GASPS] Wow. Uh... Is that kosher?
449
00:22:09,636 --> 00:22:11,221
The student-teacher thing?
450
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,632
God, no.
451
00:22:13,657 --> 00:22:15,898
- Not really, no.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
452
00:22:16,481 --> 00:22:18,952
But, I mean, God, we're adults, right?
453
00:22:20,195 --> 00:22:22,707
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right.
454
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,067
[BOTH LAUGH]
455
00:22:24,838 --> 00:22:26,593
Do you wanna dance?
456
00:22:26,967 --> 00:22:28,390
Oh, sh...
457
00:22:29,799 --> 00:22:31,801
- Oh, man, are you okay?
- Yeah.
458
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,636
MARGO: [GASPS]
459
00:22:34,661 --> 00:22:37,163
["I MELT WITH YOU" BY
MODERN ENGLISH PLAYS]
460
00:22:37,188 --> 00:22:38,939
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
461
00:22:38,964 --> 00:22:41,804
I haven't heard this song in so long!
462
00:22:42,109 --> 00:22:44,257
[SCREAMS]
463
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,468
- Oh, I love it.
- ♪ Moving forward ♪
464
00:22:47,493 --> 00:22:50,243
♪ Using all my breath ♪
465
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,528
Come on.
466
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:53,555
- Get up. Go.
- Come on.
467
00:22:53,963 --> 00:22:56,540
Come on. Let me see some moves.
468
00:22:57,845 --> 00:22:59,585
- Whoa!
- ♪ I saw the world ♪
469
00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:02,747
♪ Crashing all around your face ♪
470
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,806
[LAUGHS] It just really isn't my thing.
471
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,391
- Eve picked it out.
- What?
472
00:23:10,673 --> 00:23:13,675
... are the second largest members
of the taxonomic family of dragons
473
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:17,537
SANJAY: Oh, what are you?
Oh, what are you?
474
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,773
[LAUGHTER]
475
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:20,932
PLANET EARTH NARRATOR: ... open its mouth
476
00:23:20,956 --> 00:23:23,935
and thrilled to say,
"I'm bigger than you think."
477
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,963
SANJAY: Okay, fun fact.
That's also how I attract mates.
478
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:28,423
[ALL LAUGHING]
479
00:23:29,661 --> 00:23:32,622
[DISTANT LAUGHING]
480
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:43,245
[LINE DIALS]
481
00:23:43,270 --> 00:23:46,970
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
- EVE: [HUMS] Ah.
482
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:50,295
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
483
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,405
- Hello?
- BRENDAN: Hey, Mom.
484
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,466
Are you okay? 'Cause, uh, you just...
485
00:23:54,491 --> 00:23:57,118
- I got your message.
- Oh, honey, I can't hear you.
486
00:23:57,143 --> 00:23:59,046
- What?
- Are you? Really?
487
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,306
Okay, you just...
You sounded like, um...
488
00:24:01,331 --> 00:24:03,278
Uh, don't...
don't worry about it, honey.
489
00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:04,803
We'll just talk tomorrow!
490
00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:06,836
♪ I'll stop the... ♪
491
00:24:10,675 --> 00:24:12,725
Oh, this is the best part.
492
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,850
[SINGS] ♪ The future's open wide ♪
493
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:30,084
♪ The future's open wide ♪
494
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,998
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
495
00:24:36,928 --> 00:24:40,990
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
496
00:24:41,201 --> 00:24:43,765
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
497
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:45,490
♪ I'll stop the world
and melt with you ♪
498
00:24:45,515 --> 00:24:47,123
I'll... I'll put more on.
499
00:24:47,148 --> 00:24:48,514
BARRY: Uh... All right.
500
00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:51,053
All right. Somebody's gotta
take the kid home.
501
00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:52,543
What? No, I'm...
502
00:24:52,568 --> 00:24:54,920
- I have my skateboard, I'm fine.
- BARRY: N-n-n-n-n-no.
503
00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:56,295
Um...
504
00:24:56,507 --> 00:24:58,634
You know what, I... I can take him home.
505
00:24:58,659 --> 00:24:59,910
Okay.
506
00:24:59,935 --> 00:25:01,232
Are you sure?
507
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:03,244
Yeah.
508
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,438
[BOTH LAUGH]
509
00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,256
Your car's a piece of shit.
510
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,771
[SCOFFS]
511
00:25:12,796 --> 00:25:15,146
Your skateboard's a piece of shit.
512
00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:19,517
- [LAUGHS]
- It's true. [LAUGHS]
513
00:25:20,524 --> 00:25:22,658
- [SIGHS]
- You're really pretty.
514
00:25:24,009 --> 00:25:26,165
- Oh...
- Is it okay for me to say that?
515
00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:29,329
- You're drunk.
- No, I'm... I'm... I'm serious.
516
00:25:29,354 --> 00:25:31,111
I'm... [BREATHES DEEPLY]
517
00:25:33,381 --> 00:25:35,733
- What are you doing right now?
- [CLEARS THROAT]
518
00:25:35,758 --> 00:25:38,252
- Wait, you should put that back on.
- No, no, no, no, no. Turn that off.
519
00:25:38,276 --> 00:25:39,307
- Please, can you turn that off.
- Okay.
520
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:42,040
- Put your seatbelt back on, please.
- Can you pull over?
521
00:25:42,264 --> 00:25:44,159
- Now, please. Pull over.
- Oh, my God. Are you gonna...
522
00:25:44,183 --> 00:25:45,284
- Okay, I'm pulling over.
- Oh, God!
523
00:25:45,308 --> 00:25:47,587
Okay. Hold on! Hold on!
524
00:25:49,135 --> 00:25:51,853
EVE: Okay. Okay. Oh, God.
525
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:56,421
- Okay, poor thing.
- [SPITS, GROANS]
526
00:25:56,446 --> 00:25:58,781
- Oh, you poor thing.
- [GROANS]
527
00:25:58,806 --> 00:26:02,056
- Oh, are you okay?
- [GASPS]
528
00:26:02,252 --> 00:26:03,252
Ugh.
529
00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:06,072
You have amazing boobs.
530
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:09,251
- [VOMITS, GROANS]
- Oh.
531
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,005
["THIS FEELING" BY ALABAMA SHAKES PLAYS]
532
00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:19,751
♪ I just kept hoping ♪
533
00:26:20,618 --> 00:26:23,448
♪ I just kept hoping ♪
534
00:26:23,473 --> 00:26:26,309
♪ The way would become clear ♪
535
00:26:31,142 --> 00:26:33,983
♪ I spent all this time ♪
536
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,376
♪ Tryna play now ♪
537
00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:40,579
♪ I found my way here ♪
538
00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:49,500
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time ♪
539
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:55,969
♪ But it feels so nice to know
I'm gonna be all right ♪
540
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:03,625
♪ So, I just kept dreaming ♪
541
00:27:04,209 --> 00:27:07,243
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪
542
00:27:07,597 --> 00:27:10,141
♪ It wasn't very hard ♪
543
00:27:14,937 --> 00:27:17,914
♪ I spent all this time ♪
544
00:27:18,868 --> 00:27:21,246
♪ Tryna figure out why ♪
545
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:24,774
♪ Nobody on my side ♪
546
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:33,442
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time ♪
547
00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:40,332
♪ But it feels so nice to know
I'm gonna be all right ♪
548
00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,413
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
549
00:27:45,668 --> 00:27:53,371
♪ So, please don't take my feelings ♪
550
00:27:53,396 --> 00:27:58,818
♪ I have found a name ♪
551
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,420
[WOMAN MOANS ON LAPTOP]
552
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:07,445
♪ So please don't take my feelings ♪
553
00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:14,655
♪ I have found a name ♪
554
00:28:15,272 --> 00:28:18,672
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