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[instrumental music]

Brainiac, you're in there.

I can almost feel you.

Abasing myself before Grodd then running this unwieldy super gang

it's all been worth it if I can just free

the only piece of you that remains.

Lex, don't talk to the rock.

Stay out of this, witch.

[buzzing]

It makes no sense.

The smallest scrap of Brainiac

should be sufficient to reconstitute him.

Don't worry, darling I'm sure it will be--

Unless Grodd is somehow preventing it.

What do you want, Luthor?

How do I unlock the Brainiac code?

You're a genius, figure it out.

Tell me, you leering, manipulative, knuckle dragger--

Oh, Lex, Lex.

You can't expect me to give up my only bargaining chip.

What's in it for me?

When this is over, I'm going to sell your body for dog meat.

It must pain you to see me like this

after what we've been to one another.

My taste in boyfriends has evolved.

Wait, Lex.

You're the leader now.

You don't need to lock horns with him.

The only thing that matters now is a speck of information

locked somewhere deep inside Grodd's thick skull.

Yes, okay.

So we break his head open and take it.

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We don't think you've got what it takes to run the show.

You've been acting unbalanced

holed up in that lab, talking to yourself.

After Grodd tried to turn the world into apes

you can imagine how seriously we'd take something like that.

What are you going to do, make everybody bald?

Maybe it's time for younger, smarter

more aggressive leadership.

- Really? - Yeah.

Why should any of us follow you?

Because I'll show you how to make more money in one day

than you've made in your entire lives.

Look, we know Grodd's running some kind of organized group.

I'm tired ofjust putting out fires.

We need to find his new secret society

and take the fight to them.

Guys, I'm not arguing that

there's just got to be another way.

This is it.

When Grodd took control

of your mind a couple of years ago

even though that connection was broken

he left a psychic resonance.

I can mystically access that resonance and trace it to Grodd

wherever he hides.

And when we do find Grodd

we'll likely find Luthor, Bizarro, and any number

of wanted criminals.

No doubt, but I don't like

strangers nosing around in my brain.

I assure you, I won't

be reading your thoughts.

Your mind is simply a portal.

This really seems like it's more up J'onn's alley.

J'onn's not here.

What do you say we go check with Batman? He's got clues.

You saw Batman's report.

Grodd covered all of his tracks.

We need to find him before he hurts anyone else, Flash.

This may be our only shot.

Man, just be careful with my head.

That's where I keep all my one-liners.

[indistinct chanting]

Show me the mind of gorilla Grodd.

(Lex) 'You see how much I've learned'

'from your mind control technology.‘

Of course, I don't have your natural talent for the work.

So my process is relatively crude.

Last chance, tell me what I want to know

or I'll tear the information from your bleeding frontal lobe.

You're a technological creep

a sadistic child playing with power tools.

Do it.

[screams]

My spell has already found a trace

of Grodd's mental signature.

It should be a simple matter to follow it back to the source.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

- Wally! - No, something is wrong.

That's not Flash's mind, it's Lex Luthor!

- What? - What have you done to me?

That's Luthor.

swoosh

Huh!

Beam me out of here or I'm going to vibrate these fingers

and scramble your brains.

Do as he says, Tony.

We can't let Luthor get away with Flash's body.

He'll be unstoppable.

Uh!

Yeah, I know.

If Luthor's mind is in Flash's body, where's Flash?

Lex?

Whoa.

You guys just stay back.

Hey, what happened to my voice?

He's cooked his own brain.

Ahh!

[panting]

Okay, something's really wrong here.

Lex? You don't look at all well.

Yeah, I'm just a little winded.

Did you say Lex?

Psycho.

Attention all decks, this is a station wide alert.

Lex Luthor has control of Flash's body.

Contain him at any cost, use whatever force is necessary.

I don't want him hurt.

That's not the problem.

[groaning]

I've tracked Flash's comlink and ID badge

it looks like he's hiding in a storage room.

- Come on! - Just you and Fate.

There's something weird about this.

Fine.

[buzzing]

- Yeah, it was a trick. - It figures.

I've sent extra muscle to the backup teleport pads, G.L.

'You and Red Tornado cover the Javelin Bay.‘

I must sequester myself and compile a new spell

to reverse this mind switch.

Lex!

Uh, how's it going?

My darling, this is no time to show weakness.

- The wolf is at the door. - Uh-huh.

Dr. Polaris is this far from open revolt.

He's treacherous.

I want to punish him, baby so very badly.

Right, sure.

Uh, just one question, do I know you?

You need to rest.

You need to stop following me around

so that I can think for a second.

Okay, okay.

I'm trapped in a building full of super villains.

I've lost my powers, and for some reason

this creepy hot chick thinks I'm..

...Lex Luthor.

Oh, that is just wrong.

Cripes.

This is life or death

I'd better call for backup.

Ow!

Duh.

(Tala) 'Lex, are you alright?‘

I'm fine.

No service. Man!

Are we doing this, or what?

I told him you want to be alone.

We're supposed to be going over your big plan.

We are still pulling the job, right?

Or was the whole thing just a bluff?

Huh? I mean..

Right, the big plan.

I'm all over the big plan.

So Iet's...go do that.

- Ahem. - What?

You gonna wash your hands?

No.

'Cause I'm evil.

whoosh

beep beep beep

Give it up, Luthor.

Uh!

Oh!

[rumbling]

Get down!

[explosion]

His vibrations create an unstable resonance.

Which is why the real Flash doesn't do it.

Luthor, the bay's locked down, those doors won't open.

Just watch.

The weapons won't fire inside the Javelin Bay.

It's a safety feature.

Wonderful.

crash

whirr whirr whirr

Continue, G.L. I can counter this.

[whirring]

Talk to the crew, Lex. You remind them who's boss.

We're waiting, Luthor.

[clears throat]

My fellow bad guys.

I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my..

Lex Luthor's plan.

My...villainous, villainous plan.

Question the plan at your peril.

Uh, any questions?

We all get a cut, right?

Watch your step, my evil minion.

You presume too much.

One of these days, you'll go too far.

- Me got answer. - Excellent.

Do enlighten us.

Ever since you plug into monkey's head

you act perfectly sane and rational.

Am you Bizarro's mommy?

- 'What is his problem?‘ - 'Come on!‘

Wait. I got it!

- You, uh, evil head guy. - Yeah?

Tell me your part in this plan.

I don't have a part in this plan.

Exactly.

Pop quiz, everyone tell me their part in the plan.

Well, here's the way you gave it to us, this morning.

'The recently reunited country of Kashnia has gone democratic'

'and is joining the European Union.‘

As such, they're switching their currency

from Kashnia crowns to euros.

'In a few hours, nearly 100 million newly minted'

'euros are being brought into the Kashnian treasury.‘

So, while Dr. Polaris and Sinestro take the point

darling, you and I are in the transport nearby.

It's a simple smash and grab, it's also gonna be

the largest single robbery in history.

Whoa! I mean, Lex Luthor is pleased, carry on.

Really, he's in terrific shape.

He only needs a little downtime before heist.

Rest in here, darling.

(Lex) 'Hey...that's not restful.‘

[panting]

Lex, you're having a difficult day.

Hmm, if nothing else, I can at least learn

the Flash's secret identity.

l have no idea who this is.

Baby, you are so different.

So attentive, so caring

so...enthusiastic.

Uh..

I like it.

Hey, communications room.

I need to make a quick call, won't be a moment.

The transport's fueled.

Come on, Luthor, before they move the money.

Mr. Luthor, sir, it's Grodd.

He's recovered and he wants to talk to you.

Man, what now?

Can you wait outside?

You better not be wasting Luthor's time, Grodd.

What is it?

I just had to see it for myself

'Flash.‘

Me? The flash?

You've, like, totally lost it, Grodd.

I'm Lex Luthor.

And I'm Charlton Heston, dolt.

My brain was in the circuit when you and Luthor traded minds.

Okay, look.

Luthor's got you in a cage like a lab rat.

He's humiliated you, you hate him.

And you can help me see to it he never comes back.

Dude, help me out here.

True, I do hate Luthor..

...but I hate you just as much.

So...you gonna bust me or what?

Where's the fun in that?

I'm going to watch you twist in the wind

'until you're discovered and they tear you'

'Iimb from |imb.'

Lex, we really have to go.

'Ahh, Tala, my old groupie.‘

I so miss bending you to my will.

Go eat a banana.

Lex is my man now.

If you say so.

I have devised a spell to exchange Luthor and Flash's

minds again but to properly execute it I must have physical

contact with at least one of them.

They've got the fake Flash cornered in the cafeteria.

'Go get him, Fate.‘

swish swish

pew pew

Ah!

Uh.

thud thud thud

[whirring]

Ah!

[rumbling]

There's our target.

[whirring]

Luthor, we're waiting for your order.

Go.

zap zap zap

Hah, sitting ducks.

[machine gun shots]

boom

[explosion]

[horn blows]

thud

[clanking]

[groans]

We're behind schedule, a little help?

zap zap zap

Don't worry, guys, nobody is gonna hurt you.

Unless you try something.

Sir, headquarters is forwarding a priority

radio message.

Attention, the man you think is Luthor

is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me.

'Repeat, he is not Luthor.‘

I, Lex Luthor..

...find that preposterous.

Luthor would know and a spy wouldn't.

What's my real name?

Priority override, user code 006...uh!

We better hurry and finish loading

it won't take the league long to track that transmission.

Flash! Flash, come in!

Metro tower, what can we do for you, Mr. Terrific?

Send the team to the following coordinates.

He did it again.

It's a decoy.

Why would he even bother?

zap zap

He's on the bridge, he's..

Uh!

Uh!

[all groaning]

Picking up traces of hard light radiation

but it's pretty faint.

Allow me.

[rumbling]

- Oh! - Oh!

Tala, open a portal.

Uh!

Forget the money.

Uh, oh!

Ah!

(automated message) 'Teleportation control online.‘

'Artificial gravity off.‘

Speed's no good without gravity.

That's where you're wrong.

(automated message) 'Artificial gravity on.‘

Dr. Fate, your patient just anesthetized himself.

Ah.

Guys!

I was starting to think I was

gonna go out as the bottom

of a super villain dog pile.

It sounds like Wally, but is there any way to be sure?

You want proof?

Until he went off into the marines

G.L.‘s nickname was--

Stop! It's him.

And you promised never to repeat that story.

I know, I was just messing with your head.

Well can you tell us anything about Grodd's secret society?

'Where's their headquarters?‘

I don't know, in a swamp?

You're making a big mistake.

Ah!

Got to be the Martian.

I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.

It's me, Luthor.

Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.

It may be true.

That doesn't matter, I'm running things from now on.

[scoffs] Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.

Whether you're just a look-alike or the real thing

I'd hate to be you about now.

[gasps]

That's how you know I'm Luthor.

When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I could

override your abilities.

Would anyone else care to try me?

Lex, is that really you?

Of course it's me, you twit.

Oh.

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