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[snoring]
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[chuckling]
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Gentlemen, we live
in brutal times.
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Last week, to make ends meet,
I was reduced to hijacking
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a tractor trailer
full of sports cars.
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That is so beneath you.
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At least knock
over a bank.
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You gotta visualize.
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Visualize?
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What the heck does that mean?
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If I don't visualize
a mortgage payment soon
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the wife'll have me bagging
groceries for a living.
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She's always been an
ice queen, that one.
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Captain Boomerang, you old
son of a Wallaby.
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Mirror Master,
Captain Cold.
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Does me good to see the old
faces, even the Trickster.
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We heard you
were out early.
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Time off for good behavior,
you might say.
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I cut me a good deal.
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Got my sentence
down to five years.
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And now, they tell me
I'm reformed.
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Reformed?
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The man who robbed an entire
fleet of armored cars
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in one month?
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Now, that was a crime.
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Yeah, too bad The Flash
busted you
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and you didn't get the chance
to spend a dime of it.
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And you know what else?
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Well, at least he didn't make me
eat my own laser kaleidoscope.
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That's a rumor,
a complete exaggeration.
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And anyway,
it was a laser pistol.
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It's like that time
I stole an entire train
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while it was moving.
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The way people tell it
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you'd think the flash
shoved my cold gun--
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You know, I've had him
on the ropes, too.
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Yeah, that's
the way I heard it.
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So, we're the hardest men
in town--
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Ahem.
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What'll it be, boys?
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- Arnold palmer.
- Cherry cola.
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- Decaf soy-latte.
- Milk.
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My ulcer's been acting up.
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The hardest men in town, and
we all have something in common.
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Bilateral symmetry.
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We'd all be living like kings
if it weren't for the Flash.
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Don't tell me.
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- I'll say.
- Yeah.
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The Flash has put each of us
away at one time or another.
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He's interfered with our
livelihoods and to complete
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the insult, the city has honored
this Buttinski with a museum.
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'Tomorrow is supposed
to be the biggest day'
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'in the Flash's life.‘
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'I say we make it his last.‘
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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Wally, what do you
got for me?
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It's kind of great.
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The luminol showed
a bloodstain on the toe.
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Couldn't type it 'cause it was
cleaned off with dish soap
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but we went one better.
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Turns out the soap
is the same brand
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as the one
in the victim's kitchen.
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Nice work. That's the way
to nail a crook.
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It's one way.
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Hey, I'm taking
that half day, remember?
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You need anything else?
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No.
Take off.
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- Bye, Wally!
- Later, Rick.
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- Take care.
- Later, Margie.
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- Have a good one.
- Later, Tony.
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Watchtower, table for one.
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Hey, guys.
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So, looks like Superman
and GL are in space
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Wonder Woman's
doing disasters..
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Why are you here?
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0h, right, uh, 'cause it's
Flash Appreciation Day.
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Yeah, it'll be great.
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I understand if everybody's
too busy to come.
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No biggie.
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My mom's gonna
be there.
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Let's see, my uncle's
flying in.
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Be great if one of the
original seven made it.
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I mean, okay, yeah,
it's a Flash museum, but to me
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the whole league deserves
the honor, all of us.
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Like I said, no biggie.
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[sighs]
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- What time?
- 6 o'clock.
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(The Flash)
'No. You're really coming?‘
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Awesome.
You're a stand up guy, bats.
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Don't ever let them call you
a crazed loner.
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Well, I got a lot to do.
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I'm getting the key
to the city today
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I need to practice
my museum speech.
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And hey, I better polish
my boots.
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I can't believe you let
that buffoon manipulate you.
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You'd never see me at one
of these museum openings.
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It's not black tie, is it?
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, guys, how're they biting?
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- Flash! Congrats, man.
- Good going!
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Hey, Flash, big day.
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Hi, Ed.
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Erlene, that bursitis
any better?
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I'll say.
You really know your liniments.
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- You're the best, Flash!
- You're awesome! Good going!
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(female #1)
'Help!‘
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'Mommy!'
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'Help!‘
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Help, mommy!
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It's dark
and I'm scared.
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What's wrong, sweetie?
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You lost?
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Come on,
I'll take you..
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Hey!
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[instrumental music]
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- Mirror Master.
- You're quick as ever.
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Yeah, well,
you're...
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You're not
really all there.
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Oh, nice try.
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If you had another minute,
you'd probably think
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of a decent comeback.
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Sadly, you don't
have the time.
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Ah!
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Urgh!
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'In another minute,
you'll be dead.‘
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I was never fond of you, Flash,
but I'm a reasonable man.
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[music continues]
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'If you'd just looked the other
way once in a while'
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'we could have coexisted
in peace.‘
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Instead, you never let up,
so, you've got to go.
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That music is what's
got to go.
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[music continues]
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boom
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swish
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While you're waiting for me
to come arrest you
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why not take some time and
reflect on your mistakes?
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Hey, that was pretty good.
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(female #2)
'For his charitable work'
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with the city's
underprivileged .
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His bravery during
the Thanagarian crisis.
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And most of all, for his great
help reducing crime
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in Central City, I proclaim
this Flash Appreciation Day!
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[cheering]
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Thanks, mayor.
Thanks, folks.
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Wow, you've all been so great
to me over the years.
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It really gets
to me, you know.
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Hope I always make
you guys proud.
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(all)
'Aw!‘
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Um, that's all.
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[cheering]
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How's it going?
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Nice slacks.
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Thanks!
Hey, Mrs. Green.
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I didn't forget about painting
your fence, Saturday.
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Once I get started,
it won't take very long.
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Tom, we still on
for minigolf, Sunday?
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[whirring]
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Oh, don't tell me.
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(male #1)
'Boomerangs!‘
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Clear the area!
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boom
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That should do it.
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Duh.
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boom
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Urgh!
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Good day, mate.
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Captain Boomerang here.
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Seems that Mirror Master
wasn't up to the task.
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'Now, it's my shot.‘
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'l'm gonna kill
you ugly, Flash'
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'and I want you
to see it coming.‘
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I swear, when I get out of this,
I'm gonna find you
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and hurl all over you.
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A touch of dizziness?
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You might find it useful to fix
on one point on the horizon.
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For instance, that mountain
you're set to crash into.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Flash?
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Hey, guys.
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You're tied
to a very large boomerang.
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Yeah.
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What are you guys
doing here?
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The thing isn't
for another hour.
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Someone means to kill you.
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You don't say?
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Waller told me
that Boomerang left Task Force X
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so, I did some checking.
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Three other super criminals from
Central City are off the radar.
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Hey, Mirror Master took
a shot at me, too.
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Here's what we're
going to do.
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Listen, I need to go home
and change
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before the opening
tonight.
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We're coming with you.
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You really
don't have to.
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We're coming...with you.
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[groans]
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Okay, but you guys
are so slow.
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I can't believe you expect us
to kick in for that fiasco.
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00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,028
Don't you start pouting,
Cold.
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That stunt cost me a fortune.
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Boomer, must you always
plead poverty?
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I've got my overhead.
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00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,662
You just pull another mirror out
of your blinking arsenal.
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00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:14,712
What's that cost?
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Nothing.
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00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,337
Me next.
It's my turn.
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00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:21,169
Nothing as stupid
as a giant boomerang.
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00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:25,348
Firstly, I get 400 cases
of fake dog-vomit.
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Grease the bottoms of them and
when the Flash runs into them
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the whole mess slides
into a wall of metal spikes.
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The cases break open and what's
left of the Flash is buried
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alive in phony barf
and then..
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...everything explodes!
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You know what?
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Taking turns is dumb.
219
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,538
Let's just all jump him
at the museum.
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- Brilliant.
- Good deal.
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But come on, it'll be great.
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Okay, you don't
like the Barf?
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I can make do with 50,000 rotten
eggs and a chain saw.
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00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,546
Well, if that's the way you're
gonna be, forget about it!
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I quit!
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00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,845
Nobody gets me.
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00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,399
This is where you live?
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Isn't it great?
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Low maintenance fees
and there's a laundry room
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on the same floor.
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00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,148
The way you talk,
I would have thought
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your Central City
had built you a palace.
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(Flash)
'You get a big
burst of flavor in every bite.‘
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[grunts]
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Dude, that was my last standy.
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It...startled me.
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[instrumental music]
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Cool, huh?
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The hard part is getting
the costume back into it.
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Take these attempts on your
life more seriously.
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00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:54,058
What? Manure Master
and Captain Koala?
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00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,184
No way.
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00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,890
Not just them.
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Captain Cold
and the Trickster.
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00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,485
That's four super criminals
with an axe to grind.
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If there were some way
to hunt them down
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we could eliminate these dogs
before they strike again.
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00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,117
Look, I'll just round them
all up tomorrow.
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00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,739
They all hang out
at this little hole-in-the-wall
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on fourth street.
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My plan was solid.
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I mean, what's so special
about a disco of death?
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Heck with all of 'em.
I'm an artist.
254
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,567
They're just robbing banks.
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Captain Cold,
Captain Boomerang.
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Probably would have gone for it
if I was a captain.
257
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,071
Ahem.
258
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,578
Gotcha!
259
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,258
It's a snotgun.
260
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,930
Where are the others?
261
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,259
Those crabby hacks can go
plug a hole for all I care
262
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,185
but I'm not
about to rat 'em out.
263
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,807
Orion?
264
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,020
Talk..
265
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,692
...while you still
have a jaw.
266
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,190
Hey,hey!
267
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,488
Would you guys please
take it down a notch.
268
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,031
Let me handle this.
269
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,741
James, you're off your meds,
aren't you?
270
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,113
Better off without 'em.
271
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,415
Take 'em if I start
feeling down.
272
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,959
You know that's not how
the medicine works.
273
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,126
You're not well.
274
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,920
I'm fine.
275
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,417
You want to throw
some darts?
276
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,499
No.
277
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,210
Listen, James, you're wearing
the suit again.
278
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,636
lam?
279
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,679
Well, what do you know?
280
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,881
Here's the deal, buddy.
281
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,433
Tell me where
those guys went
282
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,226
and I promise to come see
you in the hospital.
283
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,053
We'll play darts.
284
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,683
The soft kind.
285
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,858
Okay. They're gonna ambush you
at the Flash museum.
286
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:04,980
See?
287
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,061
That's all we needed.
288
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,691
Come on, we better get
over there.
289
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,069
- What about your enemy?
- Oh, right.
290
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,573
Dude, soon as you finish your
drink, turn yourself in.
291
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,325
Got me again, Flash.
292
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,040
click
293
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,297
The Central Keystone area's
beloved super hero, the Flash
294
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,475
is on hand for the opening
of the new Flash museum.
295
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,179
When we come back, I'll try
to get with him, get to him
296
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,980
for an interview.
297
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,022
Are we off?
298
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,975
Geez, he's a total babe.
299
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,231
Like, the entire track team
at once.
300
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,984
I can't believe you're
not into him, Marla.
301
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,235
(Marla)
'Okay, now, you're off.‘
302
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,195
All clear on my end.
303
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,533
And I've removed every mirrored
surface in the entire museum.
304
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,913
(Orion)
'To enter the building, they'd
have to come through us.'
305
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,917
They'd be stupid to try.
306
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:12,173
Central City builds statues to
this fool, who makes bad jokes
307
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,801
who concerns himself with
pitiful men like the Trickster.
308
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,008
I don't understand.
309
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,138
No, you don't.
310
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,935
Flash, hi.
311
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,732
Over here.
Evening news.
312
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,309
Uh-huh.
313
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,520
I'm going live again
in about 50 seconds.
314
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,480
Can I get a few words
from you then?
315
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,531
Huh?
Uh, oh, sure.
316
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:36,405
Supen
And, uh, here.
317
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,532
Oh. Thanks.
318
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,912
30 seconds, Linda.
319
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,584
Okay, let me touch up.
320
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,464
- Shh.
-Ah!
321
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,586
Now!
322
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,757
Thanks, miss.
323
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,964
'We'll take it from here.‘
324
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,606
[screaming]
325
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,357
If we aren't taking turns
326
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,484
let's at least see
who hurts him the worst.
327
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,284
Better you than me.
328
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,954
boom
329
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,999
[screaming]
330
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,339
[beeping]
331
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,933
Oh, Boomer, not
the Turtleman display.
332
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,557
Uh!
333
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,229
Oof!
334
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,905
zap zap
335
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,955
zap zap zap
336
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,250
zap
337
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,381
Hey, been looking
for that.
338
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,711
zap zap zap
339
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,798
You are so cleaning
this place up.
340
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:22,882
Make me..
341
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,093
...or rather, find me.
342
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,768
Nope,nope,nope.
343
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,393
There you are.
344
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,946
Time-out!
Time-out!
345
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,399
Aah!
346
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,574
Hang on, lady.
347
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,743
Aah!
348
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,746
Oof!
349
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,716
[yelling]
350
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,101
I've never seen
so many stars.
351
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,519
Are we dead?
352
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:09,971
Those aren't stars.
353
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,476
They're millions
and millions of mirrors.
354
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,023
We're trapped
in another dimension.
355
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,570
Do you mind
if I carry you?
356
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,863
Please.
357
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,193
- Did it work?
- Kind of.
358
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,119
We know that isn't the mirror
that takes us out of here.
359
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,243
We have to try them
one at a time?
360
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,745
That could take years,
even for you.
361
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,203
Where'd he go?
362
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,085
He's gone, lost forever
in a mirror.
363
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,259
Time to seek
the nearest exit.
364
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,551
That's it?
365
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,550
I was all set to crack
some bones.
366
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,097
(Orion)
'Then brace yourself.‘
367
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,110
Let's make sure this one
don't get up again.
368
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,443
Missed me.
369
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,070
Flash, look.
370
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,288
This will make my rep
forever.
371
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,177
[grunts]
372
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,849
Argh!
373
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,059
Gentlemen.
374
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,640
Aah!
375
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,475
Uh!
376
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,034
[helicopter whirring]
377
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,115
[sirens wailing]
378
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,422
Are you sure that's all
of the pieces?
379
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,092
'I demand a full accounting.
Where's my lawyer?‘
380
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,886
I know my rights, you obscene
caricature of civil servant.
381
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:50,965
So, don't worry.
382
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,141
We took care of the bad guys
and everything's okay now.
383
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,595
Flash, what about
the new museum?
384
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,648
It got destroyed in the battle
and it was our biggest shrine
385
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,979
to you, and you're our greatest
hero, our greatest hope.
386
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,731
Well, at least I got
to be on TV
387
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,783
and you know how much
I like that.
388
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,828
[laughing]
389
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,239
Now, I understand.
390
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,292
You play the fool to hide
a warrior's pain.
391
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,463
Dude, the bad guys went down
and nobody got hurt.
392
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,667
You know what
I call that?
393
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,547
A really good day.
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