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That saved a wretch like

me I once was

lost But now I'm found

Was blind but...

Hmm.

Leg bothering you?

Hot under this cast.

And you're making me hotter.

Well, I suggest you take a cold shower.

Oh, but you can't. Your cast might get all wet.

And moist.

I don't have a cast on my dick, Grace. There's no reason why we can't make

It's undignified, Harry.

I mean, imagine how it would look.

To whom?

We'll be watching.

I'd be watching.

So close your eyes.

Oh, Harry, you're just upset.

Damn right I'm upset.

You know, it was being upset that got you in this mess in the first place.

Don't start in on that.

That damn panty machine stole my quarter.

So I kicked it. A man has a right to lose his temper.

Oh, Harry, a common man does.

But not a judge.

I'm a traffic court judge, Grace.

That's hardly the same as being a real judge.

Excuses, excuses.

We haven't made love in over a month.

No wonder I was so frustrated I kicked the machine.

Look at that, babe.

Thanks, Harry.

But even flattery won't get you laid tonight.

Or last night.

Or the night before.

Or the... There he is.

Burr. No good sorry excuse for a judge.

It's not right that Roy Burr should be sitting in my court for me. You know

I mean?

Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Well, you...

Agree with me on something?

Oh, yes.

Uh -huh.

After all, he was the one who told everybody in the court I thought I broke

leg. He made me into a laughing stock.

Even you thought so.

I suppose I should be big about it and forget about it.

But I don't feel that big.

You think I should find a way to get back at him?

Oh, I love it. I just love it.

Yeah. I think it's a good idea, too.

So do it, baby. Do it.

Okay.

If I watch long enough, I'm bound to find a way to hurt this creep.

Oh! Oh!

Harry, are you coming to bed or are you going to sit by that window all night

long?

I get more action over here.

For the past week, this has been one hot seat.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Punish me.

Find me guilty.

Oh, sentence me.

All the pretty ladies in my court get sentenced hard, baby.

Oh, I like it hard.

Makes me do hard time.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

God. When that cop pulled me over the neighbor's feet, if he didn't return,

be this good.

Oh, harder.

You're lucky.

Hanging Judge Stewart broke his leg, or else you'd be before him today.

Why do they call him the Hanging Judge?

Rumor has it he has a very big dick.

I think they made him judge.

speaking a real asshole.

I say, when he was a young lawyer, though, all the ladies in the courtroom

wanted to get him to breathe.

Lawyers don't have good opinions.

take it anymore, Gray.

Tonight's the night.

What are you doing?

Four weeks.

Harry, your cat.

Watch out.

Harry.

Harry. Harry.

Harry.

Harry. Harry.

Harry.

Four weeks. Four weeks. Four weeks.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

It's so angry.

Oh.

God, you know, it makes me used to suck it.

It's so long, I almost forgot.

Oh, this will build a house.

Mr. Phil.

Oh.

I feel so good, Grace.

I feel so good.

God, I thought I was going to suck my cock.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck you so bad, Harry.

Get on it, write it.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh.

A man with a cat?

Don't do that.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Daddy. Daddy.

Daddy.

Oh, baby.

Fuckin' baby.

Oh, baby.

Does this do you any grace?

Oh. Oh.

Cass didn't even get in the way.

Grape, is that you?

Not unless she's got hairy legs and balls the size of grapefruits.

Grapefruits? Oh, hi, Al.

How you doing, Harry?

How's the leg?

How should I be doing?

You know, it's been almost two weeks since I sentenced anybody to jail. I'm

frustrated. Yeah, I know what you mean.

It's called, uh, big dick withdrawal.

What does that mean?

It means guys like us are used to having power and abusing authority.

It's tough to give up.

Since when did you ever have to give it up? You're chief of police.

You're the biggest dick there is.

Yeah, I'm a big dick. It never gets to come. I do my job. I bring criminals in,

and then bleeding hearts like burr let them go free.

It's making me feel impotent.

What do you think the sub is on this one?

Well, maybe I'll be able to make him feel fulfilled again.

How's that, Harry?

I've been watching Burr here for the last two weeks.

He lives just across the way over there.

That's an invasion of privacy.

He's a Democrat, Al.

That's different.

So what kind of interesting shit has been going on over there?

Aside from the fact that he's been fucking almost constantly, I think

he's killed his wife Constance.

And what would make you believe that?

She's been gone almost two weeks, and he's had a different girl over there

night. And last night, he had two of them.

Well, unless they were Libyan terrorists, I don't think anyone's going

shit.

Listen.

He's been carrying a lot of suitcases out of that place.

And this morning, I saw him bury something in the garden.

I think he's killed his wife.

And he sawed her up.

And he's carrying her out a few pieces at a time. I've seen his wife. She's got

good -looking pieces.

And listen, Al. If I'm right, we're going to be able to get this wimp off

bench and go back to running the kind of judicial system that people shiver

over.

I'll look into it, Harry, but not because I disapprove of fucking two

once. I just hate Democrats.

That's good enough for me, Al.

I'll let you know what I find.

And, Harry, stay out of trouble.

Later, Al.

Harry, see you later.

Later.

I like

to feel how wet you

really are. Oh, it feels great.

Yeah?

Please help.

Ask. Ask.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Not you, Grace.

Not unless you've got a ten -inch stick and a strong right hand.

Oh, hi, Al.

What'd you find?

Look for yourself.

What's this?

Open it up and see.

What is this?

If you don't know, you've been in that chair too long, Harry.

I know they're women's bras and panties, but why bury them?

Well, maybe he didn't want his wife to find them when she gets back from

visiting her mother in Cleveland.

Then what are all those suitcases he's been carrying out of the apartment all

week? He's got them all in some storage place, you know, those places that you

rent by the day.

So what's in them?

More bra and panties and 17 pounds of used prophylactics.

He's been a busy boy.

You don't have to tell me.

So let's use this stuff to embarrass him publicly.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

It's not enough that he just collects bras and panties, Harry.

You're kidding.

As long as he doesn't wear it, no one's going to give a shit.

What if we had photos of him with a lot of different women?

And where are you going to get them?

Our friend Burr got them for us. All you have to do is go over there and get

them. Without a search warrant, that's illegal.

There's a lot of good -looking chicks in those photos.

We can keep a few of the good ones for ourselves.

Hmm.

I'll do it.

When would be a good time?

Right now.

He's in court. The two girls that were in there are out of the apartment.

I'll stay here and watch and make sure you're okay.

I'll be back in five minutes.

This girl could suck a basketball through a garden hose.

Hubba, hubba, hubba.

Oh, no.

The two girls are coming back.

Al?

Get out of there, Al.

I've seen less tit on a dairy farm.

Oh, baby.

Well, you mean to tell me a judge really lives here?

Yes, to get to meet him if you want to stay.

I might want to do that.

Tell me what he looks like.

Hey, I've got some pictures.

Look at this one.

Oh, he's cute.

Really cute.

Is that you, Robin?

Uh -huh.

Yeah? Yeah. Here's Doris.

Oh, how neat.

Hey, these pictures look so good. They're making me horny.

You know what?

I wish we had a man right here, right now.

What was that?

I said, achoo.

Sounded like a man.

A man?

Where is he? Where is he?

Let me at him. There he is.

Oh, there he is. There he is. It's the child.

Okay.

Wait a second, what's happening? Hey, what are you doing down here?

We're going to get this guy.

He's up here now.

We're going to fuck your ass.

That's what we needed.

Wait a second.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

Oh, you love it.

Wait, wait. No, he's going to take this off.

What are you doing with all these clothes?

Get them!

What happened with that jacket? It's a friend of mine.

Oh.

Hey, wait.

Okay.

Oh, I love the shorts.

Green underwear. Are you going to go to Patty's then?

Oh, boy.

Look at them all.

Yes. Here's one. Thank you.

Ah.

Oh, God. That's mine.

What are you doing?

That sounds like a fight over it.

I love you.

I love you.

Aren't you glad you were fun in that bed?

Hell no.

What are you guys doing out here?

Oh, yeah.

What are you guys doing in here?

Okay, let me take my shirt off and get down to business here.

Hey, it doesn't take much to take off a shirt.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Choices, choices.

Which one are you going to get?

Hey. That's not fair.

Huh?

Your turn's coming, okay?

Dear,

help hug me.

No. Hug me.

No.

No. You want it? Yes.

Put it in.

Dear.

Your turn's coming, okay?

There's a bit of ice on my hip.

Oh, dear.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

I thought we were so busy over there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'd love to see you grow up, Clary. Yeah, there.

Three before I'm finished.

I'm just warming up now, girls.

I wasn't a part of it. Pardon me.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

Oh, God.

What is that?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, dear. Oh,

dear.

Let's go get some milk.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm going to come.

Is that you, Grave?

Not unless she's got a sore dick, chapped lips, and a wet spot in her

Oh, hi. Did you have a good time, traitor?

Traitor? Hey, I'm the guy who got you these pictures, buddy. You got them?

Good job, Al. Yeah, but I'm gonna keep the ones with me in them.

Who are you calling?

You'll see.

Is this Judge Roy Burr?

Yeah,

this is your friend Judge Harry Stewart.

Hey, I have some rather revealing photos here of you and some friends, some

female friends.

I don't know anything about no German shepherd.

Hey,

calm down, calm down. I'm not going to do anything with them unless you make me

unhappy.

And what will make me unhappy?

If you ever embarrass me, make a fool out of me, or just plain piss me off.

And what will make me happy?

Yeah.

We're going to have ourselves a little cast -cutting party here.

So you're a judge, huh?

That's right, baby.

And your wife is out of town?

No, she's at one of her club meetings. Her club meets every week at this time.

And where are you three lovely little sex maniacs going to go every week at

time from now on?

Right here.

Oh my god!

Thank you.

Is that good?

Oh,

that's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Too hot to handle? Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to be on it first. You don't get on it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Right, he did.

Oh, yes.

This is a switch.

Yeah, it worked like a charm, didn't it?

Something tells me he's trying to encourage you to attend these little

night meetings.