All language subtitles for Ghosts 04x16 St Hetty s Day [2025-03-13 20-31] uswcbs HQ

Oh my god, I can't believe this.

Why was this stripper parachuting in?

It was the... It's raining men package.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Chris.

Extra sad for us.

Young hotties.

Taken in our prime.

Eh, that's how it goes.

Watch the footy ball.

You never know what way it's gonna
bounce.

Man, I gotta say, his physique is great,
but his attitude's even better.

Oh, it's not gonna be good for business.

And poor Chris.

It is tragic, but he seems to be
handling it well.

Wait, Chris is now a ghost?

So there's just some hot, invisible
Australian guy hanging around now?

I mean, he's okay.

You're all right. He's still plump. Are
you blushing? No.

As if.

I cannot believe this. The dinosaur
-loving stripper of my dreams just

on our property.

Here he comes. Time to dazzle him with
the old Higgintooth charm.

Hey, name's Chris. You two are ghosts,
right?

Yep. I'm Flower.

And what's your name, mate?

I... I... Your name is Ice.

Iceberg. Some people call me Ice.

Right on, Ice.

See you guys around.

That was tough to watch, and I once
watched a bear eat my corpse.

The cubs were cute, though, when they
joined in.

Who's the guy dressed like Frasier?

That's Jay's cousin, Sunil. He just got
dumped by his girlfriend, and he's here

to bro out with Jay.

Yeah, so unfortunately, you won't see
the restaurant up and running this

weekend. Because of the stripper that
crashed through the roof? Yeah, it's

tragic, but it kind of puts things in
perspective.

Maybe makes you feel not so bad about
Courtney breaking up with you at

She thought I wasn't going to make a
scene in front of a seven -year -old's

birthday party?

She was wrong.

God, I miss making a scene.

Everyone watching you scared.

Saying, Alberta, put the gun down.

It's a great way to get attention.

Sunil, I love Courtney, but the truth
is, she sucks and you can do better.

Hey, Sunil. Oh, hey. So glad you could
make it.

And happy St. Patrick's Day.

Sam did one of those ancestry websites.

It turns out I'm 10 % Irish.

And more Neanderthal than you'd expect,
but they didn't have a T -shirt for

that. Oh, uh, Mark wants to see us in
the barn.

He has an estimate for the roof repair.
He said he could email it, but he wanted

to see the look on our faces.

Do not like the sound of that.

Hey, Sunil, um, you want to come? The
police tape's still up. Maybe I could

a picture of you in the chalk outline.

It's really nice of you, Jay, but I... I
think I'm just gonna sit here and

finish my breakfast.

This poor cousin.

I was going to make a joke about how bad
things are when a 500 -year -old virgin

is feeling sorry for you, but then I
restrain myself.

Thank you, Alberta.

It's very thoughtful.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Today, my people celebrate by getting
very drunk instead of just the normal

amount. I can make those jokes now.

Yeah, you were really holding back
before.

Wow, everyone really seems to be in the
St. Paddy's Day spirit around here.

Were you talking to me?

Well, I mean, there's no one else in
here.

Oh, my God, he can see her. What is
happening?

Are you a guest?

No, I am not a ghost.

He's a guest.

Oh, yes, I am a guest, not a ghost.

I'm Sunil.

My name is Henrietta.

But they call me Hedy.

Could I offer you some coffee? This is
so freaking weird.

No, thank you.

It goes right through me.

Anyway, bye. Yeah, bye.

Okay, my initial overture with Chris
left something to be desired, but it is

new day, and I have crafted the perfect
opening line.

Hello,

Chris. My name is Isaac, and we are
soulmates.

All right, bud, you're going to have to
take it down a notch.

Remember, as far as this guy knows, you
guys just met.

Imagine if someone that you just met
told you they broke off their engagement

for you.

Hmm. Perhaps it is a bit forward.

Yeah, you just gotta play it cool.

People don't like death, right? That's
why Neil Young always went home alone.

Play it cool?

Perhaps I play it cool as Ice, which is
what he thinks my name is.

Up, Chris?

How is it hanging?

Want to talk pterodactyl?

Yeah, I wouldn't bring up dinosaurs
right away either.

Yeah, but we both love dinosaurs.

Again, it's creepy that you know that.

Let him tell you that he loves
dinosaurs, and then you can nerd out

dino facts or whatever. I'm going to
tell him that the Spinosaurus is the

fastest swimmer.

But first, I'm going to let him come to
me, because that's how the Iceman knows

things.

I wouldn't call yourself the Iceman
either.

The Iceman hears you.

Eh? is incredible.

You can be seen by the living. Wait, can
you touch stuff?

No, I'm sadly unable to interact with
the physical world, which I discovered

moments ago after attempting to access
Samantha's pill cabinet.

But why?

Why can she be seen now after all these
years?

What if it's because it's St. Patrick's
Day and you're Irish?

Interesting, but then why has this never
happened before?

Maybe because you never saw the Irish as
people before, but now that you do, you

can also be seen?

I wonder if this is permanent or if this
is just like for the day. That'll go a

long way. to determining which tier
ghost power this is. What's this? There

tiers to ghost powers? Seemed
insensitive to mention before we knew

but yes, there's tier one, the godlike
powers. That's me and Trevor.

Excuse me. My dream thing is also tier
one.

Adjacent. Then there's tier two. That's
Flower and Thor. Sort of neat, but not

really that useful.

And then there's tier three, which is
very useful in some highly specific

situations. Eddie.

Hello.

Sunil.

Hello. I just wanted to tell you that
your gown is stunning.

I feel like nobody dresses up anymore,
and I think it's a real shame.

Excuse me? Is it totally on? Well, you
look rather dapper yourself.

She used the D word. It is on.

I was going out for a walk. Would you
care to join me?

Oh,

you're not planning on leaving the
property, are you? I don't think so.

Then absolutely, I would love to.

If ghosts can go through walls, why
don't we just pull through the floor? We

believe that the spectral plane on which
we exist consists of two core elements.

Vertical material, or what we call wall,
is permeable to ghosts, whereas

horizontal material, or floor, supports
our weight. There's also well, which you

should avoid.

Hey. Hey there.

Hi, it's Roy.

How you going? I'm cool, as my name
would suggest.

The Iceman.

Pete, let's get back to the ghost rules.

Yeah, why don't we? Okay, let's talk
ghost boundary, that mysterious force

keeps ghosts from leaving the property.

Yeah, rules don't really apply to me.

Oh, so you can leave the property.

No, but I don't have a bedtime.

Okay. Iceman is having a meltdown.

Damn it, why didn't I think of that?
Nice one, Flower.

Sam, you're not going to believe what
just happened.

You're not going to believe what just
happened.

I just went on a walk with the most
fascinating creature. A woman of true,

refined, elegant, and perfect posture.

True throwback. Aside from some wildly
progressive views on recreational drug

use. Who are you talking about? Your
guest.

Sunil, we don't have a guest. Of course
you do. Her name is Hedy.

Hello.

Come on, that was good, right?

Oh, my God. Good afternoon.

Hi. Oh, right.

That guest.

How is this happening?

We think it had something to do with it
being St. Patrick's Day and Hedy's

recent realization that she's Irish,
having unlocked her ghost power. It's

very interesting. I would love to
discuss it more. But Sunil and I are

to be having lunch shortly.

Sure, I can't eat, but I can drink in
his beautiful house.

Why do the ghosts always want to date my
family?

I'm not sure lunch is such a great idea,
Hedy. Yes.

It's a terrible idea.

Sunil's in a very fragile state, and
it's not going to go anywhere because

you've been dead for 150 years.

Oh, Jay, never talk about how long a
lady's been dead.

Come on, it's just lunch, Jay. Let her
live a little.

The ghosts are saying you should let me
live a little. Oh, that's fun. I feel

like Samantha. I'm sorry. I'm with Jay.

What good could come from this?

Well, good.

You forget that I have never been on a
proper date before. I was part of a land

deal because I was the only non
-mustachioed sister.

Also, you're worried about Sunil being
fragile.

Don't you think it would hurt his
feelings that Hedy just didn't show up

lunch? Yeah, this guy's only recently
back out there. That would be

Listen to the virgin. He is an expert on
pain and rejection.

I was backing you up. Wait, who's a
virgin? That's obvious.

You mean like when he was alive?

We don't have to talk about this. It
doesn't matter. Jay, maybe the ghosts

right. It seems like it's really
important to Hedy.

Please, Jay, it's just one lunch, and it
would mean the world to me.

And it's harder to say no to them when
you can see them and hear them.

It is what I've been telling you.

Which is why if you want to suck the
hard candy, you have to do so directly

Carol's fingers.

So, that about wraps up orientation.

Any questions?

Yes, mate. How do we watch the telly if
we can't actually press the buttons?

I'm not much of a TV man myself.

I prefer book.

Long ones, no pictures.

So, the rumors are true. We have a new
ghost on the property.

Welcome. I'm Lieutenant Colonel Nigel
Chesson. Name's Chris. Good to meet you.

Your tattoo, that wouldn't be the skull
of a Pachycephalosaurus, would it?

Oh, good eye.

Look at those, they're dinos.

Just breathe, man. Stay cool.

What about you, Knight? You got a
favorite dinosaur?

Oh... I would have to say Spinosaurus.

He is, after all, the fastest swimmer. I
like Spinosaurus.

Okay, you were Dino Man as well. I'm the
Dino Man. Nigel's only into dinosaurs

because I was into dinosaurs.

Isaac, don't. Now, you know what the
hell is it?

Enough games, Chris.

You know that empty chair you were
dancing for?

That was me.

We exchanged a series of sensual and
erotic Dilophosaurus clicks.

And not only that, our connection opened
my eyes. Sorry, our connection.

Yes. We both love dinosaurs and hate
Alexander Hamilton. And my ghost power

fart smell. And you lack the ability to
smell. My point is we're soulmates.

And fortune has shined upon us in the
form of your untimely death.

Okay. I need some air. Hmm?

Yeah. Okay. So we're soulmates.

Soulmates!

That was tough to watch, and I once
watched a bear eat my corpse.

The cubs were cute, though, when they
joined in.

You know, I never had... Where do you
live?

Nearby.

Quite nearby.

Excuse me.

You know, you haven't taken your phone
out once.

You are so present.

Yeah, my ex was always on hers, taking
selfies and photos of her smoothies.

Exes. Mine was always bedding the maid
and monopolizing the local rail system.

Sounds like an old -timey robber baron.

You bet he wasn't. That puts that to
bed.

Good save, Hattie. This is so nice.

I love that we met organically.

You know, texting or swiping.

Truthfully, I detest the modern dating
scene.

Maybe I was born in the wrong century.

I know exactly what you mean.

They're bonding.

I am rooting for these two.

Are your lamb chops okay?

You haven't touched them.

No, I ate one.

You did?

When you were on your phone.

Where's the bone?

I consumed it.

Wake not, want not.

You truly are one of a kind, Eddie.

And you bought it.

I don't know what the endgame is, but
God love you. You are pulling it off.

I think I've come to apologize.

I feel as though I may have played a
part in your implosion.

It's a word I've heard bandied about.

Look, later on, Chris and I got to chat
further, and we got to know each other a

little bit, and dare I say we hit it
off.

What do you mean, hit it off? Well, to
make a long story very short...

We smooched.

It wasn't quite a snog, but it was
certainly more than a peck.

I didn't want to hear it from someone
else.

Hmm. Smooch, huh?

You must be quite elated.

I don't need to tell you these last few
months have been difficult, but maybe

this is the light at the end of a very
long dark tunnel, and it's just nice to

have a little bit of hope again. That
was a thing that was in very short

of late for me.

Well, I'm glad you're happy.

And those pecks.

My God!

He can make them dance at will.

And when you press on his chest, your
hands don't go in. They stomp against it

like marble.

I think this conversation's run its
course.

I mean, I watched The Gilded Age, but
you truly know a lot about that era.

I had no idea Mamie Fish had such loose
morals.

Oh, she was a two -bit ankle whore.
There wasn't a gentleman in Newport who

hadn't seen those sock puppies.

Okay, and you know this how?

I read that on the Internet, which is
something that a lot of people who are

currently alive do.

Hattie, I really have had such a great
time getting to know you.

I don't want it to end.

Where is this going?

This is crazy.

But what if we met up again next
weekend?

We could go to Newport, tour the
mansion.

I, of course, am flattered.

I just don't think we should rush into
things.

But doesn't it feel...

Good to rush in. All that ankle talk got
him all hot and bothered. The man truly

is a throwback.

Let others play games while we seize the
moment.

What's wrong?

I just... I can't do this.

Hetty.

What the... Yeah, he's gonna think
that's weird.

Excuse me.

And that's not helping.

I really have enjoyed our time together.

I'm sorry.

Samantha, something terrible happened
with Sunil. Oh, no. Hedy

said something terrible happened with
Sunil. I can hear her. This is so

confusing. He tried to kiss me, and I
walked through a door. Tale as old as

time. I told you this was a bad idea.

Poor Sunil. He's just trying to get back
out there, and the dating world is

weird enough as it is, and now this?

Oh,

you okay, bud?

Sunil, stop.

What are you?

I am Heddy Woodstone.

I built this mansion and died here in
1895 on this very property. What are you

saying?

I'm a ghost.

Oh, my God. A ghost?

That's a lot to process.

Because as a normal person, I don't
believe in ghosts.

We just thought you were a paying guest.
What a bummer. And scary.

So, Neil, I know I should have told you
sooner, but I, too, didn't want our time

to end.

And I just want to thank you.

For the first time in a long time, maybe
ever, I feel seen.

I mean, it wasn't...

casual thing with another ghost, but
that was mostly physical and sort of a

rebound, actually, from a washing
machine. You got to get this thing back

track, Eddie. The point is, I will
cherish our time together.

I know you feel out of step with the
modern world, but please remember that a

wonderful man never goes out of style.

Those are wise words, Sunil.

Don't be so scared that you forget those
wise words.

You will find someone worthy who
appreciates you.

And is alive and can touch stuff.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Sunil.

Oh, my God! The wall!

Ah! Ghosts are real!

Awesome work, guys.

Way to sell it.

Oi, mate!

Hey, Ice.

How you going?

Where did you come from?

You won't believe what happened.

What? The hell was that?

Well, I was mucking about with my chute,
trying to figure out why it didn't

open, and then... Boo!

Off I went.

Reckon it's my ghost power.

I'm sorry, flying is your ghost power?

Yeah, and it seems like I can go
anywhere I want.

Sort of a Mary Poppins situation.

Oh, and that ghost boundary Pete was on
about? It doesn't seem to apply when I'm

airborne.

Of course it doesn't.

So, I guess I'll be going then. Wait,
what do you mean? You're leaving?

Yeah, yeah, big footy match in Melbourne
this weekend.

I'm going to watch it from the pitch.

But what about Nigel? Who? The British
fellow with whom you've grown close.

going to feel so rejected again.

Ah, right, Nigel. Good, good bloke. But,
you know, I've got the whole wide world

out there, so... Give him my regards.
Yes, but... Well, that is me gone.

Hang in there, mate.

One minute till midnight.

Well, here we are.

These may very well be my final few
moments on this plane.

We're going to miss you, Hedy.

I can't believe you're turning into a
leprechaun. It's so sad.

I want to thank you, Hedy. Even though I
can't believe another one of my family

members fell in love with a ghost, I
think you gave Sunil the confidence to

settle. And at the very least, it is
good to know that, oh, how do you say

us who got it.

Ten seconds.

Goodbye, Jay. See you later, Hattie.
Till next St. Patrick's Day. Perhaps.

That's how this works.

And it's midnight.

Well, what's happening?

Am I gone?

I can still see you.

It can't be.

It wasn't just for one day. I am visible
to everybody.

I am the most powerful ghost in the
whole world.

Tier one.

Tier one.

And she's gone.

That's right. This clock was a bit off.

Damn it.

Megan Toot, have you seen Chris?

He had plans to walk around the pond.

I've looked all around, but I can't seem
to find him.

Nigel, I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but Chris left.

What do you mean he left?

Yes, I was right there when it happened.
He... He what?

He got sucked off, Nigel.

Really? Yep. The white light, the going
up, the whole shebang.

But he just got here.

What? How did it happen?

Well, actually, he was talking about you
and how you two connected. And up he

went. Meeting you must have been exactly
what he needed.

I see.

I won't lie. I shall miss him. But my
time with Chris has given me hope.

Good things can happen.

Like a wonderful man falling to his
death right out of the clear blue sky.

Indeed. Hey, maybe Sam can bring him
back next Halloween with one of those

seances. I can't think of a reason why
not.

Well, see you around.

That's an anxious problem.