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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:18,305 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 4 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,439 CONCENTRATION... 5 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,641 [CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY] 6 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:21,708 64... 7 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,043 NO REPEATS... 8 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:24,477 OR HESITATION... 9 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,545 I'LL GO FIRST. 10 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,014 I'LL GO SECOND. 11 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,448 THE TOPIC IS... 12 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,684 THINGS ON A BEACH. 13 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,185 VOLLEY BALLS. 14 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:33,821 TOWELS. 15 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,055 CRABS. 16 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:36,056 ALGAE. 17 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,057 SUNGLASSES. 18 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,693 LEMONADE STAND. 19 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:41,228 SANDCASTLES. 20 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,162 OCEAN. 21 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,697 OCEAN. 22 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:44,798 SHOOT. 23 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,316 MY SISTER KARENA ONCE TOLD ME 24 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:06,887 THAT GOD LEAVES A MARK ON EVERYONE. 25 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,557 THE SMALL DENT ABOVE YOUR LIP IS MADE BY GOD'S FINGER 26 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:14,794 GENTLY PUSHING YOU INTO THE WORLD. 27 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:20,568 GOD TOUCHES EVERYONE IN DIFFERENT WAYS. 28 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,404 GOD GAVE MY FATHER CROOKED FINGERS, 29 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:27,875 SO HE HAS NO LUCK. 30 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,578 IF HE HOLDS HIS HAND UP TO THE SUN, 31 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,879 BEAMS OF LIGHT 32 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,282 SHOOT THROUGH THE GAPS BETWEEN HIS FINGERS. 33 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:39,987 HE CAN'T HOLD ON TO HIS MONEY. 34 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:43,023 [SPIRITED CONVERSATION IN CANTONESE] 35 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,391 BUT MY UNCLE #8 36 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:45,926 WAS BORN WITH PLUMP SAUSAGE FINGERS, 37 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:49,496 AND HE HAS A GOOD-LUCK MONEY FACE. 38 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,902 LUCK IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR MY GRANDMA. 39 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,172 EVERY MORNING, SHE POURS THREE CUPS OF TEA 40 00:03:58,205 --> 00:04:01,308 FOR A GOD WHO NEVER SEEMS TO BE THIRSTY. 41 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:13,053 I WAS BORN IN 1966 IN THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HORSE, 42 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,389 WHICH OCCURS ONCE EVERY 60 YEARS. 43 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,759 I WAS LUCKY TO BE BORN AT ALL. 44 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,929 A LONG TIME AGO IN CHINA, 45 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,833 NOBODY WANTED A CHILD WHO WAS A FIRE HORSE 46 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:28,769 BECAUSE OF THEIR STRONG WILL. 47 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,505 SO TERRIFIED WERE THE PARENTS 48 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:33,573 THAT WHEN THE FIRE HORSES WERE BORN, 49 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,177 THEY WOULD DROWN THE BABY IN THE RIVER. 50 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,780 THE RIVER SWELLED 51 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,851 WITH THE SPIRITS OF UNWANTED HORSES. 52 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:47,187 [FAINT WHINNYING] 53 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,264 [AXE THUNKING] 54 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,201 AS FOR MY MOTHER, 55 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,270 SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN SPIRITS OR SUPERSTITION, 56 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,705 BUT TO THIS DAY, 57 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,507 SHE CAN'T EXPLAIN THE DARK SPIRIT 58 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:11,378 THAT POSSESSED HER TO PICK UP THE AXE. 59 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,372 [WOOD SPLINTERING] 60 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,463 [MEN SINGING] 61 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,732 WHEN THE NEWS OF MY MOTHER'S PREGNANCY 62 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,333 SPREAD IN THE COMMUNITY, 63 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,036 NOBODY COULD STOP THE OLD LADIES 64 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,807 WHO WERE WHISPERING ABOUT THE TREE CHOPPING. 65 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,577 "WHEN YOU SEVER THE TREE, YOU SEVER THE CORD," THEY SAID. 66 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,560 WHICH ONE MEANS IT'S A GIRL AGAIN? 67 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,771 IT'S A BOY. 68 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,986 MY MOTHER WAS FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT 69 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,857 WHEN MY GRANDMA'S 70th BIRTHDAY CAME. 70 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:07,627 [PLAYING SCRATCHY CHINESE OPERA MUSIC] 71 00:07:49,669 --> 00:07:51,204 MY AUNTIE #8 72 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,539 ALWAYS MAKES SHRIMP FOR HAPPINESS, 73 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,042 DUMPLINGS FOR LUCK, AND NOODLES FOR LONG LIFE 74 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,046 ON SPECIAL CELEBRATIONS. 75 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,025 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING BAD 76 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,593 ON THESE DAYS, 77 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,362 OR ELSE WE'LL BRING ON BACK LUCK. 78 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,512 HEY. 79 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,785 THERE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD 80 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,086 WHO NEED MORE FOOD THAN THE GODS. 81 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,722 LIKE HOMELESS PEOPLE. 82 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:42,656 COLLEEN... 83 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,224 PATTY HEARST'S KIDNAPPERS 84 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,725 ARE DEMANDING THAT HER FATHER GIVE $40 85 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,794 TO EVERY HOMELESS PERSON IN THE CITY. 86 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:48,761 HE'S SO BOURGEOIS. 87 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,864 OF COURSE HE WON'T DO IT. 88 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:51,898 WHO CARES ABOUT PATTY HEARST? 89 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,801 [SLURPING] 90 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,379 [UNCLE #8 COUGHING] 91 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,684 [COUGHING] 92 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,765 [WOMAN ON P.A.]: DR. BRUCE, TELEPHONE, PLEASE. 93 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,867 DR. BRUCE, TELEPHONE. 94 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,573 AFTER MY AUNTIE #8 CURSED OUR FAMILY, 95 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:44,711 MY SISTER AND I WERE WAITING FOR SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN. 96 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,512 ...ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN... 97 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,756 [BELL RINGS] 98 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:59,258 HAVE A GREAT SUMMER. 99 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,027 DON'T FORGET TO WATER YOUR SEEDLINGS. 100 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,803 OH, LOOK, IT'S P.W.T. 101 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,438 AT LEAST MY DAD HAS A JOB. 102 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,807 YEAH, TO PAY FOR ALL THE BOOZE. 103 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:17,510 HEY, HERE HE COMES! 104 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,986 KNOCK THE TURBAN OFF, MAN. KNOCK IT OFF. 105 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,188 IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL TURBAN. 106 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,522 IT'S JUST A TRAINER TURBAN. 107 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,791 A TURBAN WITH TRAINING WHEELS! 108 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,492 COME ON, LET'S GET HIM! 109 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,539 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 110 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,040 WHY SALLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 111 00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:50,076 SHE'S GOT LONG, BLONDE HAIR. 112 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,045 IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S P.W.T. 113 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,014 WHAT'S A P.W.T.? 114 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,317 "POOR WHITE TRASH." 115 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,821 ARE WE POOR WHITE TRASH? 116 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,122 DON'T BE STUPID. 117 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,625 WE'RE NOT WHITE. 118 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:13,699 IF YOU BREAK A TREE, YOU CAN BREAK A BABY, 119 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,568 BUT IF YOU PLANT A SEED... 120 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,308 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 121 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,176 I'M HELPING MY MOM. 122 00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:24,210 IS IT TRUE 123 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,379 YOUR MOM CHOPPED DOWN THE APPLE TREE? 124 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,914 SHE DID. 125 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,249 WHY? 126 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,852 ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET. 127 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,520 I'M SERIOUS. 128 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,090 WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE HIRED A LUMBERJACK OR SOMETHING? 129 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,157 EVERYBODY IN CHINA 130 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,426 CHOPS DOWN THEIR OWN TREE. 131 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,362 THAT'S JUST THE WAY THEY DO IT. 132 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,697 WE'RE NOT IN CHINA. 133 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,132 [KNIFE CHOPPING] 134 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,553 [MOANS SOFTLY] 135 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,789 OH! 136 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:13,059 [CRIES OUT] 137 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,660 OH! 138 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,163 [SHOUTS IN CANTONESE] 139 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,946 MY BROTHER WAS ALL LIQUID 140 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,581 WHEN HE SHOWED UP IN THIS WORLD. 141 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,358 OVER THE SUMMER, 142 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,461 MY MOTHER COULD BARELY GET OUT OF BED. 143 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,730 SOMETIMES SHE WOULD STARE OUT THE WINDOW 144 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,231 AT THE STUMP. 145 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,534 IT LOOKED LIKE A FIST. 146 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,344 WHERE'S MOMMY? 147 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,614 BUT SHE SAID SHE WOULD BRAID MY HAIR 148 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,017 FOR PICTURE DAY. 149 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,788 BUT SHE PROMISED. 150 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,625 SHE SAID SHE WOULD BRAID MY HAIR. 151 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,797 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO IT. I WANT MOMMY TO DO IT. 152 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,767 I DON'T WANT MAH-MAH! 153 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:02,896 IS IT MOMMY? 154 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,561 WE FORGOT MAH-MAH'S SWEATER. 155 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,567 WHY CAN'T WE GO INSIDE? 156 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,242 BUT I WANT TO TALK TO HER. 157 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,662 I FORGOT 158 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,564 TO GIVE MAH-MAH THE LUCKY CANDY. 159 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,099 IT'S STUPID TO GIVE HER CANDY 160 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,166 ANYWAY. 161 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,601 SHE CAN'T EVEN EAT IT. 162 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,937 WHY NOT? 163 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,709 WHY CAN'T WE GO INSIDE? 164 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,213 SUPERSTITION. 165 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,871 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 166 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,307 [EVE'S FATHER ANSWERS] 167 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,047 [SOBBING] 168 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,107 [♪] 169 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:18,691 ♪ UNDERNEATH THE STARS I'LL MEET YOU ♪ 170 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:24,430 ♪ UNDERNEATH THE STARS I'LL GREET YOU ♪ 171 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:29,768 ♪ AND THERE BENEATH THE STARS I'LL LEAVE YOU ♪ 172 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:37,410 ♪ BEFORE YOU GO OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL ♪ 173 00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:41,814 ♪ GO GENTLY ♪ 174 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,963 SHE'S GOING TO SMELL. 175 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,231 ALL CORPSES SMELL, 176 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:02,268 NO MATTER HOW CLEAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE. 177 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,837 ALL CORPSES ROT AND SMELL, 178 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,972 AND WORMS CRAWL OUT OF THEIR EYES. 179 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,040 SHUT UP. 180 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,542 YOU SHUT UP. 181 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,436 MAH-MAH... 182 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,842 I CLEANED YOUR ROOM FOR YOU. 183 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,925 MY FAMILY BURNED PAPER MONEY 184 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,863 FOR MY MAH-MAH TO SPEND IN THE AFTERWORLD. 185 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,965 I WANTED TO BURN MY BIRTHDAY MONEY, 186 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,502 BUT MY FATHER WOULDN'T LET ME. 187 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,871 YOU CAN'T BURN REAL MONEY. 188 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,467 BA-BA... 189 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,435 CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLDFISH? 190 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,641 IS IT TRUE THAT PEOPLE GET REINCARNATED INTO GOLDFISH? 191 00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:03,322 BA-BA... 192 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,791 CAN I HAVE A GOLDFISH? 193 00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,402 YOU'RE SO SELFISH. 194 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,003 DON'T YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT MAH-MAH? 195 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,072 I CARE. 196 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,841 THEN WHY DON'T YOU CRY? 197 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,778 YOU DON'T LOVE MAH-MAH. 198 00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:54,406 [WATER TRICKLING] 199 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,484 [SCRUBBING] 200 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,896 MAH-MAH? 201 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,787 MOMMY... 202 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,356 I SAW MAH-MAH. 203 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,604 BUT I SAW HER. 204 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,173 SHE WAS DOWNSTAIRS. 205 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,855 NO, IT WAS FOR REAL. 206 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:19,191 SHE WAS WASHING BA-BA'S SHIRT. 207 00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:26,498 DOES MAH-MAH HATE ME? 208 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:48,821 BUT IT'S BEEN SEVEN DAYS TODAY. 209 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,297 DOES MAH-MAH HATE ME? 210 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:13,279 [♪] 211 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,912 BYE-BYE. 212 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,600 [CAR RECEDES] 213 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,536 [STEAM HISSING] 214 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:05,584 [STATIC HUMMING] 215 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:06,918 ♪ GONNA WALK ♪ 216 00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:07,953 ♪ THROUGH THE STREETS ♪ 217 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:08,954 ♪ THROUGH THE STREETS... ♪ 218 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:12,657 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 219 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:32,111 [DOOR OPENS] 220 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,562 THANK YOU, MOMMY. 221 00:28:57,836 --> 00:29:00,072 I PROMISE. 222 00:29:09,715 --> 00:29:11,984 [GURGLES LOUDLY] 223 00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:27,933 [SCRATCHY CHINESE OPERA MUSIC PLAYING] 224 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:41,446 [SINGING IN CANTONESE] 225 00:30:01,433 --> 00:30:02,567 EXCUSE ME. 226 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,237 I THINK THIS IS YOURS. 227 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,372 YOU DROPPED IT A WHILE BACK. 228 00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:13,112 THAT'S NOT MINE. 229 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,986 THIS IS THE TIBETAN BOOK OF THE DEAD. 230 00:30:21,019 --> 00:30:23,522 IT TELLS YOU WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE. 231 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,390 YOU COULD BE REBORN AS ANYTHING, 232 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:27,259 SO YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE 233 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,493 TO YOUR GOLDFISH, 234 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,795 BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW 235 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,064 IF IT WAS SOMEBODY'S GRANDMA ONCE. 236 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,601 THESE ARE THE GODDESSES. 237 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,436 WHEN EVERYONE'S ASLEEP, THEY COME ALIVE, 238 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:40,005 AND THEY DANCE WITH WILD ABANDON 239 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:42,107 ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. 240 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,779 [♪] 241 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:05,698 AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF DAYLIGHT, THEY FREEZE IN MID-MOTION, 242 00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:09,535 AND THEY STAY FROZEN UNTIL THE FOLLOWING NIGHT. 243 00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,041 YES. VERY GOOD, EVE. 244 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:17,542 VERY... 245 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,411 EXOTIC. 246 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,579 EVE HAS GENEROUSLY SHARED WITH US 247 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,048 SOMETHING ABOUT HER COUNTRY. 248 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,350 THANK YOU, EVE. 249 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:29,922 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO START THE LESSON 250 00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:31,423 FOR TODAY. 251 00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,291 GODDESSES ARE COOL. 252 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:35,093 THANKS. 253 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:40,332 [♪] 254 00:31:55,781 --> 00:31:57,249 HELLO, MA'AM, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 255 00:31:57,282 --> 00:31:58,617 UH... 256 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,218 WAIT A MINUTE. 257 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,287 YEAH? 258 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,222 [SPEAKING CANTONESE] 259 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,627 YES? 260 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:10,629 OH, WELL... 261 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,430 UM, MY NAME IS FRED. 262 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,032 THIS IS JEFF. 263 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,033 WE'RE GOD'S WITNESSES. 264 00:32:15,066 --> 00:32:16,034 HAVE YOU EVER OPENED YOUR HEART 265 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,068 TO THE LORD? 266 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,337 NO. 267 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,805 WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN YOUR HEART 268 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,373 TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, JESUS CHRIST? 269 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:26,210 WE'RE NOT BUYING. 270 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,245 SORRY. 271 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,480 OH, WELL, WE, UH... 272 00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:29,614 WE DON'T WANT TO SELL YOU ANYTHING. 273 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,950 IN FACT, WE HAVE A FREE GIFT FOR YOU. 274 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:35,253 UH, NO, I HAVE TO GO. 275 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,388 WE WANT TO GIVE YOU A BOOK. 276 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,256 A BOOK? 277 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,892 IT'S YOURS TO KEEP. 278 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:45,129 THANK YOU. 279 00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:46,498 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 280 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,933 BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE. 281 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,457 IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN LOOKS LIKE? 282 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,693 EXACTLY. 283 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:18,663 [♪] 284 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:22,201 ♪ BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ♪ 285 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:26,405 ♪ YOU LIVE IN THE SAME WORLD AS I DO ♪ 286 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:30,776 ♪ BUT SOMEHOW I NEVER NOTICED YOU... ♪ 287 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:31,943 MY BOOK IS CALLED 288 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,712 LIVING TOGETHER IN HEAVEN ON EARTH. 289 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,981 AUTHOR, GIDEON PUBLISHING. 290 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,216 REPORT BY KARENA ENG. 291 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,219 I LIKED THIS BOOK VERY MUCH, 292 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:42,654 BECAUSE IT TELLS YOU THAT THERE CAN BE PEACE ON EARTH 293 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:45,056 IF WE ALL BELIEVED IN JESUS CHRIST. 294 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:47,559 IF WE ALL BELIEVED IN HIM, 295 00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,561 THEN THERE WOULD BE NO MORE WARS, 296 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,196 NO MORE DISEASE, 297 00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:53,164 NO MORE MEAN OR PREJUDICED PEOPLE 298 00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,266 IN THE WORLD. 299 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:56,401 ALL THE BAD PEOPLE WILL BE CAST 300 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,136 OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH, 301 00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:00,038 AND ALL THAT'S LEFT 302 00:34:00,071 --> 00:34:01,272 WILL BE THE GOOD PEOPLE 303 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,475 TO INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD. 304 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,678 ♪ WEREN'T AFRAID THEY'D LAUGH AT ME... ♪ 305 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,546 [BELL RINGS] 306 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:12,350 KARENA... 307 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:15,821 CAN YOU COME OVER, PLEASE? 308 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:21,392 THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING BOOK REPORT. 309 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,395 DO YOU HAVE THE BOOK WITH YOU? 310 00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,869 HAVE YOU BEEN CARRYING THIS BOOK AROUND WITH YOU? 311 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:34,806 WHERE DID YOU GET IT? 312 00:34:34,839 --> 00:34:36,741 IT WAS A GIFT. 313 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,778 HAVE YOU READ THE ENTIRE BOOK? 314 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:40,979 YES. 315 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,083 SORT OF. 316 00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:48,853 RELIGION IS A VERY COMPLEX THING. 317 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:49,955 IT'S NOT ABOUT 318 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,556 CARRYING A BOOK WITH YOU. 319 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,258 IT'S ABOUT FAITH. 320 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:55,493 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT FAITH IS? 321 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,898 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO CHURCH? 322 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,266 NO. 323 00:35:03,835 --> 00:35:05,036 I SHOULDN'T REALLY DO THIS, 324 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:07,873 BUT MY DAUGHTER GOES TO THE SUNDAY SCHOOL. 325 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,341 MAYBE YOU SHOULD 326 00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:12,143 ASK YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT. 327 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:20,486 [MEN SINGING IN CANTONESE] 328 00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:02,427 USUALLY, THEY SHOW THE MOVIE AROUND EASTER TIME. 329 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:05,930 IT'S WHEN CHRIST WAS RESURRECTED 330 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:07,265 AFTER HE WAS CRUCIFIED, 331 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,933 AND THEN PEOPLE STARTED TO BELIEVE IN GOD 332 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,268 BECAUSE HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD. 333 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:11,969 IT'S THE HOLIDAY, 334 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,972 WITH THE CHOCOLATE RABBITS. 335 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,616 [SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING ON SCREEN] 336 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:56,481 THAT WAS AMAZING. 337 00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:58,516 IT WAS OKAY. 338 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,207 YOU KNOW WHEN MOSES JOINED THE RED SEA, 339 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:59,144 AND DROWNED ALL THOSE SOLDIERS? 340 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:03,815 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GOD DROWNED ALL THOSE HORSES TOO. 341 00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:07,618 THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 342 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:16,094 [CAR APPROACHING] 343 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,230 [♪] 344 00:38:19,264 --> 00:38:24,102 ♪ JESUS LOVES ME, THIS I KNOW ♪ 345 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,605 ♪ FOR THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ 346 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:31,443 ♪ LITTLE ONES TO HIM BELONG ♪ 347 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:36,214 ♪ THEY ARE WEAK BUT HE IS STRONG ♪ 348 00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:40,051 ♪ YES, JESUS LOVES ME ♪ 349 00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:44,121 ♪ YES, JESUS LOVES ME ♪ 350 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:48,393 ♪ YES, JESUS LOVES ME ♪ 351 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:52,397 ♪ THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO ♪ 352 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,498 NOW, GIRLS, 353 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:54,832 I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO WELCOME 354 00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:57,168 KARENA AND EVE. 355 00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:59,037 IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME AT SUNDAY SCHOOL? 356 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,538 YES. 357 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:01,973 WELL, WELCOME. 358 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,475 HAVE YOU GIRLS BEEN BAPTIZED? 359 00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:05,477 NO. 360 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,511 WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO ARRANGE 361 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,112 FOR THOSE AT SOME POINT. 362 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:10,248 I CAN'T SWIM. 363 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:11,349 [GIGGLING] 364 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:12,650 YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW 365 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:14,186 HOW TO SWIM, DEAR. 366 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:18,090 NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU GIRLS LIKE TO LEARN AT SUNDAY SCHOOL? 367 00:39:18,122 --> 00:39:19,490 TO BE A GOOD PERSON. 368 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,360 I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HEAVEN. 369 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,061 WELL, HEAVEN 370 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,897 IS PARADISE, EVE, 371 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:29,967 AND IF YOU'RE A GOOD CATHOLIC, YOU'LL GET TO GO THERE ONE DAY. 372 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:32,570 OR ELSE I COULD GET REINCARNATED INTO A GOLDFISH. 373 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:33,705 NO, NO. 374 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,174 CATHOLICS DON'T BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION, DEAR. 375 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,242 IS BUDDHA A GOD AS WELL? 376 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,078 UH, BUDDHA IS NOT A GOD. 377 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,514 CATHOLICS ONLY WORSHIP OUR SAVIOUR, 378 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,016 LORD JESUS. 379 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,285 IT'S A SIN TO WORSHIP ANY OTHER GOD. 380 00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,653 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 381 00:39:50,955 --> 00:39:52,757 OKAY, TODAY I'M READING THE BOOK OF PSALMS, 382 00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,991 PSALM I. 383 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,326 "BLESSED IS THE MAN 384 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,762 "THAT WALKETH NOT IN THE COUNSEL OF THE UNGODLY, 385 00:39:57,795 --> 00:40:01,532 NOR STANDETH IN THE WAY OF THE SINNERS." 386 00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:04,536 ARE THE BUDDHA AND JESUS 387 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,771 FRIENDS, MOMMY? 388 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,140 BUT IN THE BIBLE, 389 00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:12,576 IT SAYS ALL BUDDHISTS ARE GOING TO HELL. 390 00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,791 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELL? 391 00:40:56,721 --> 00:41:01,025 [CAR PASSING LOUDLY] 392 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:12,169 IT'S LIKE THIS. 393 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,771 YOU HAVE TO BE ON YOUR KNEES. 394 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,508 YOU HAVE TO GO LIKE THIS. 395 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:17,809 YOUR FINGERS HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT, 396 00:41:17,842 --> 00:41:19,377 AND THEY HAVE TO BE POINTING TO HEAVEN, 397 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:21,646 LIKE THIS. 398 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:22,813 YOU HAVE TO BOW YOUR HEAD. 399 00:41:22,847 --> 00:41:23,948 LOOK DOWN, PAST YOUR HANDS, 400 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:24,983 ONTO THE FLOOR. 401 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:27,786 NO, YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR HEAD 402 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,521 ON THE FLOOR LIKE A BUDDHIST. 403 00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:30,588 YOUR HEAD HAS TO BE UP, 404 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:31,789 AND YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR LIPS 405 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,658 WHEN YOU PRAY. 406 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:44,569 [♪] 407 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:56,680 ♪ OH, BLESS THE LORD, MY SOUL ♪ 408 00:41:56,714 --> 00:42:00,418 ♪ HIS PRAISE TO THEE PROCLAIMED ♪ 409 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:04,555 ♪ AND ALL THAT IS WITHIN ME JOIN ♪ 410 00:42:04,589 --> 00:42:07,292 ♪ TO BLESS HIS HOLY NAME ♪ 411 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,295 ♪ WHOA, YEAH... ♪ 412 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,530 I'M SHOT! I'M SHOT! 413 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,898 THEN I FALL TO THE GROUND, 414 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,833 AND I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE, 415 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,670 BUT THEN I FEEL THE BIBLE IN MY FRONT POCKET. 416 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:19,938 THE BIBLE SAVES MY LIFE. 417 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,172 THE BULLET MAKES IT 418 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,140 ALL THE WAY INTO THE NEW TESTAMENT, 419 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,610 THE BOOK OF PSALMS. 420 00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:28,012 AND THEN THE BIBLE GROWS WINGS, 421 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,015 AND IT FLIES YOU TO MARS. 422 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,883 DON'T BE DUMB. THIS IS A TRUE STORY. 423 00:42:31,916 --> 00:42:33,618 GOD SAVED THE SOLDIER. 424 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,586 ♪ PROLONGS THY FEEBLE BREATH ♪ 425 00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,688 ♪ FEEBLE BREATH ♪ 426 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:41,125 ♪ HE HEALS THINE INFIRMITIES ♪ 427 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,762 ♪ AND RANSOMS THEE FROM DEATH ♪ 428 00:42:43,795 --> 00:42:45,997 ♪ OH, BLESS THE LORD MY SOUL ♪ 429 00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,198 ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪ 430 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,567 ♪ OH, BLESS THE LORD MY SOUL ♪ 431 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,870 ♪ HE CLOTHES THEE WITH HIS LOVE ♪ 432 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:53,972 ♪ WITH HIS LOVE ♪ 433 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,807 ♪ UPHOLDS THEE WITH HIS TRUTH ♪ 434 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,141 ♪ WITH HIS TRUTH ♪ 435 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,979 ♪ AND LIKE AN EAGLE HE RENEWS... ♪ 436 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,822 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 437 00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:13,791 [♪] 438 00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,742 [♪] 439 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,058 STUPID CHINK! 440 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:22,293 GET OUT OF HERE, CHINK! 441 00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:44,749 [WATER TRICKLING] 442 00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,329 STOP COMPLAINING THAT IT'S TOO COLD. 443 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,497 YOU'RE TOO SKINNY. 444 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:35,133 [DOOR OPENS] 445 00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:44,976 SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY. 446 00:45:45,009 --> 00:45:47,144 WHAT HAPPENED? 447 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:51,281 I SAW A VISION. 448 00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:54,252 I SAW MOTHER MARY. 449 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:28,986 [♪] 450 00:48:00,010 --> 00:48:01,411 THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING 451 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:03,380 OF OUR NEW CLUB. 452 00:48:03,414 --> 00:48:04,682 THE MISSION OF THIS CLUB 453 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,718 IS TO DO GOOD IN THIS WORLD. 454 00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:09,520 HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE, 455 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:10,721 THE LORD... 456 00:48:10,755 --> 00:48:12,657 AND SO IT CAME TO PASS 457 00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:16,761 THAT MY SISTER AND I BECAME THE GIRLS OF PERPETUAL SORROW. 458 00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:19,964 THE GIRL OF PERPETUAL SORROW WILL DO HER BEST 459 00:48:19,997 --> 00:48:25,169 TO BE SORROWFUL ENOUGH TO BE WORTHY OF THIS TITLE. 460 00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:31,475 WHEN A GIRL OF PERPETUAL SORROW RIDES THE NUMBER 14 BUS, 461 00:48:31,509 --> 00:48:35,313 SHE WILL GIVE UP HER SEAT TO AN ELDERLY PERSON. 462 00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:41,652 A GIRL OF PERPETUAL SORROW 463 00:48:41,685 --> 00:48:45,389 WILL WATCH ALL 14 HOURS THE JERRY LEWIS TELETHON, 464 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:49,761 AND SHE WILL DONATE ALL HER BIRTHDAY MONEY. 465 00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:53,931 SHE WILL WASH THE DISHES WITH HOT WATER, 466 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:58,735 THE HOTTER THE BETTER, AND SHE MUST NEVER COMPLAIN. 467 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:02,373 SHE WILL PRAY 468 00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:04,575 FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. 469 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:08,045 SHE WILL SPEND HER WHOLE LIFE DOING GOOD FOR OTHERS. 470 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:11,381 SHE WILL BECOME A SAINT. 471 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:25,929 WAIT! 472 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,231 WE HAVE TO SAY GRACE. 473 00:49:27,264 --> 00:49:28,832 BLESS US, O LORD, 474 00:49:28,866 --> 00:49:30,167 AND THESE, THY GIFTS 475 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:31,235 WHICH WE'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE 476 00:49:31,268 --> 00:49:32,736 FROM THY BOUNTY. 477 00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,305 THROUGH CHRIST, OUR LORD, AMEN. 478 00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:00,797 DAD, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS OF THE LORD? 479 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,236 JESUS IS GOOD. 480 00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:38,969 ♪ IMMACULATE MARY ♪ 481 00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:42,340 ♪ YOUR PRAISES WE SING ♪ 482 00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:43,774 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 483 00:50:43,807 --> 00:50:46,009 EVE, YOU'RE MOVING AROUND TOO MUCH. 484 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,278 BUT I FEEL LIKE IT. 485 00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:48,913 WELL, THIS IS A CHOIR, 486 00:50:48,946 --> 00:50:50,114 AND YOU'RE HERE TO SING. 487 00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,715 YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BODY STILL. 488 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,150 IT HELPS YOUR BREATHING. 489 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:55,185 OKAY, AND AGAIN. 490 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:59,390 ♪ IMMACULATE MARY ♪ 491 00:50:59,423 --> 00:51:04,161 ♪ YOUR PRAISES WE SING ♪ 492 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,296 ♪ YOU REIGN NOW IN HEAVEN ♪ 493 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:10,034 ♪ WITH JESUS, OUR KING ♪ 494 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:17,074 ♪ AVE, AVE, AVE MARIA ♪ 495 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:24,147 ♪ AVE, AVE MARIA ♪ 496 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:27,017 I MOVED A LOT ON MY FIRST DAY TOO. 497 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:28,886 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 498 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,921 I'M GOING TO BE A FAMOUS OPERA SINGER ONE DAY, 499 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:32,757 AND I CAN MOVE ALL I WANT. 500 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,558 IN FACT, MY GRANDMOTHER 501 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,461 ONCE SANG FOR THE EMPEROR OF CHINA, 502 00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:37,761 AND HE FAINTED 503 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:39,330 BECAUSE HER VOICE WAS SO POWERFUL. 504 00:51:39,363 --> 00:51:41,565 IT'S A SIN TO LIE, YOU KNOW. 505 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,001 IT'S ONE OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS. 506 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,203 I'M NOT A SINNER. 507 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:47,370 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 508 00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:48,772 WE'RE ALL SINNERS, 509 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,875 ESPECIALLY YOU, BECAUSE YOUR NAME'S EVE. 510 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:54,779 THE BIBLE IS SACRED. 511 00:51:54,812 --> 00:51:55,880 SEE? 512 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:57,415 JESUS' WORDS ARE IN ALL RED. 513 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,883 IF YOU TOUCH THE BIBLE, 514 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,751 IT CAN READ ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS, 515 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,686 GOOD AND BAD. 516 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,522 JUST THINKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING BAD 517 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:05,890 IS A SIN. 518 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:08,392 WHAT'S HELL LIKE? 519 00:52:08,425 --> 00:52:09,493 PEOPLE GET BOILED ALIVE 520 00:52:09,526 --> 00:52:11,728 IN A GIANT WOK. 521 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,299 IS MAH-MAH IN HELL? 522 00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:18,035 NO, SHE'S IN LIMBO. 523 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,103 WE HAVE TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE LORD. 524 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,840 WE HAVE TO DO THIS BY DOING GOOD DEEDS. 525 00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:25,209 THAT'S GOING TO BE OUR FIRST MISSION. 526 00:52:27,044 --> 00:52:28,846 JESUS, MEET MAH-MAH. 527 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:31,148 MAH-MAH, MEET JESUS. 528 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,050 MAH-MAH IS A VERY NICE WOMAN, 529 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,118 AND SHE DESERVES TO BE IN HEAVEN. 530 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,787 SHE'S FLOATING IN SOME LIMBO FISHBOWL 531 00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:38,221 RIGHT NOW. 532 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:41,725 I HOPE YOU CAN MEET HER ONE DAY. 533 00:52:41,759 --> 00:52:43,227 AS PART OF THE MISSION 534 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:45,295 OF THE GIRLS OF PERPETUAL SORROW, 535 00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:46,297 YOUR SECOND GOOD DEED 536 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,731 IS TO LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR. 537 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:49,533 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LOVE MR. WICKER. 538 00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:51,301 WHY MR. WICKER? 539 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,470 BECAUSE HE'S OUR CLOSEST NEIGHBOUR. 540 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,340 HE LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 541 00:52:56,373 --> 00:52:57,541 EVERY NIGHT, YOU HAVE TO PRAY FOR HIM, 542 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:58,842 AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM THE LOOK 543 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,344 THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THE EVIL EYE. 544 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:02,045 HOW DO I DO THAT? 545 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:04,748 SHOOT GOODNESS AT HIM, THROUGH YOUR EYES, 546 00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,384 LIKE THIS. 547 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:37,281 ONE, TWO, THREE... 548 00:53:47,424 --> 00:53:48,692 I CAN'T. 549 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,529 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT. IT'S AGAINST THE BIBLE. 550 00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:58,468 NO, IT'S WRONG. 551 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:03,040 IT'S A MORTAL SIN! 552 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,644 I ONLY PRAY TO ONE GOD, 553 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,444 AND THAT'S CHRIST, THE GOD ALMIGHTY. 554 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,313 KIM'S MOTHER DOESN'T MAKE HER 555 00:54:09,346 --> 00:54:11,081 BOW TO HER STUPID GOD. 556 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,164 DEAR JESUS... 557 00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:03,967 I'M A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PERSON. 558 00:55:04,001 --> 00:55:06,670 I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED. 559 00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:11,942 WHY CAN'T I BE PERFECT LIKE YOU? 560 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:46,243 [SNORING] 561 00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:01,491 KARENA... 562 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:04,028 I CAN'T SLEEP. 563 00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,297 GO BACK TO BED. 564 00:56:07,331 --> 00:56:09,200 YOU'LL WAKE UP MOM. 565 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:11,802 I WANT TO SLEEP HERE TOO. 566 00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:15,105 IF I TOLD YOU A STORY, WILL YOU GO BACK TO BED? 567 00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:17,040 OKAY. 568 00:56:21,478 --> 00:56:25,015 TELL ME THE STORY OF ADAM AND EVE. 569 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,920 ADAM AND EVE USED TO WALK AROUND NAKED 570 00:56:29,953 --> 00:56:32,022 IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN. 571 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,990 THEN, ONE DAY, 572 00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,726 THE SERPENT TRICKS EVE 573 00:56:35,759 --> 00:56:38,562 INTO EATING AN APPLE FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE, 574 00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:41,898 EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO, 575 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:44,301 SO NOW EVERYBODY HAS TO WEAR CLOTHES 576 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:46,203 BECAUSE OF HER. 577 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:51,208 IS EVE A BAD PERSON? 578 00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:58,482 YES, EVE IS A BAD PERSON. 579 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,454 CAN ANYBODY ELSE THINK OF A MIRACLE 580 00:57:04,488 --> 00:57:05,622 THAT JESUS PERFORMED? 581 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,324 YES, BECKY. 582 00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:09,459 HE TOOK TWO FISHES AND A LOAF OF BREAD. 583 00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:12,763 HE TURNED IT INTO ENOUGH FOOD TO FEED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 584 00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:13,897 THAT'S RIGHT. 585 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,866 WHAT OTHER MIRACLES DID HE PERFORM? 586 00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:20,937 A MIRACLE HAPPENED TO MY DAD. 587 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,139 WELL, EVE, WE'RE TALKING 588 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,241 ABOUT MIRACLES BY JESUS, OKAY? 589 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,042 IT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA, 590 00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,711 AND THAT'S WHY 591 00:57:27,744 --> 00:57:28,812 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GO BACK THERE, 592 00:57:28,845 --> 00:57:30,480 EVER AGAIN. 593 00:57:30,514 --> 00:57:32,049 WHY NOT? 594 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,216 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT. 595 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:34,318 WHAT HAPPENED? 596 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:35,986 WHY? 597 00:57:36,019 --> 00:57:37,687 TELL US, TELL US. 598 00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:39,690 IT HAPPENED, NOT SO LONG AGO, 599 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:41,658 THAT MY FATHER WORKED AS A CHEF 600 00:57:41,692 --> 00:57:45,362 IN A WORLD-FAMOUS RESTAURANT IN SANTA CRUZ. 601 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:47,163 ONE STORMY NIGHT 602 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:49,299 WHEN HE WAS DRIVING HOME FROM WORK, 603 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:52,002 A TREE FELL ON HIS CAR. 604 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:54,638 PEOPLE WERE HELPLESS TO GET HIM OUT, 605 00:57:54,671 --> 00:57:57,440 BUT SUDDENLY, THE DOOR FELL OPEN, 606 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:59,543 AND MY FATHER EMERGED 607 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:02,245 WITH BARELY A SCRATCH ON HIS BODY. 608 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:03,747 THE PEOPLE THOUGHT 609 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:05,782 THEY'D WITNESSED A MIRACLE. 610 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,951 NOT LONG AFTER THE ACCIDENT, 611 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,653 MY FATHER LEFT CALIFORNIA, 612 00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:12,055 BECAUSE HE KNEW THERE WAS NO MORE LUCK FOR HIM THERE 613 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:13,857 ANYMORE. 614 00:58:13,890 --> 00:58:15,725 HE HAD USED IT ALL UP. 615 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:16,927 SINCE THEN, 616 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,396 MY FATHER'S TRAVELLED TO A GREAT MANY PLACES, 617 00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,198 BUT HE WILL NEVER SET FOOT IN CALIFORNIA, 618 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:24,735 EVER AGAIN. 619 00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:26,003 EVE... 620 00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:29,006 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LUCK AND MIRACLES, OKAY? 621 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:32,809 NOW, CAN ANYONE ELSE TELL US ABOUT A MIRACLE PERFORMED... 622 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,813 BY JESUS? 623 00:58:41,618 --> 00:58:43,153 I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL THAT STORY ANYMORE. 624 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,088 BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. 625 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,522 [LAUGHING WILDLY] 626 00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:24,495 [♪] 627 00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:32,135 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 628 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:36,240 ♪ OH, HO, HO, IT'S MAGIC ♪ 629 00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:38,208 WHOO-HOO! 630 00:59:38,241 --> 00:59:40,210 ♪ YOU KNOW ♪ 631 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:44,781 ♪ NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO ♪ 632 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:49,753 ♪ IT'S MAGIC, YOU KNOW ♪ 633 00:59:49,786 --> 00:59:56,459 ♪ NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO ♪ 634 00:59:56,493 --> 01:00:00,263 ♪ NEVER BEEN AWAKE ♪ 635 01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:02,800 ♪ NEVER SEEN A DAY BREAK ♪ 636 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:06,804 ♪ LEANING ON MY PILLOW IN THE MORNING ♪ 637 01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,439 ♪ LAZY DAY IN BED... ♪ 638 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,347 THANK YOU, LORD, 639 01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:59,682 FOR GIVING OUR DAD A NEW CADILLAC. 640 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:00,684 I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF US. 641 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:01,685 WE MADE IT HAPPEN. 642 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:02,786 WE WILL CONTINUE 643 01:02:02,819 --> 01:02:03,820 TO DO GOOD IN THIS WORLD. 644 01:02:03,853 --> 01:02:04,821 WE PROMISE. 645 01:02:04,854 --> 01:02:06,689 AMEN. AMEN. 646 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:40,957 SONGS SONG OF SOLOMON. 647 01:02:40,991 --> 01:02:43,760 "THY LIPS ARE LIKE A THREAD OF SCARLET, 648 01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:46,396 "AND THY SPEECH IS COMELY. 649 01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:48,498 "THY TWO BREASTS 650 01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:49,966 "ARE LIKE TWO FAWNS, 651 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,502 "TWINS OF A GAZELLE 652 01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:53,803 "THAT FEED AMONG THE LILIES. 653 01:02:53,837 --> 01:02:57,641 "LET MY BELOVED COME INTO HIS GARDEN 654 01:02:57,674 --> 01:02:59,910 "AND EAT HIS PLEASANT FRUITS. 655 01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:03,380 "YOU HAVE RAVISHED MY HEART WITH A GLANCE OF YOUR EYES. 656 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:06,116 "LET HIM KISS ME 657 01:03:06,149 --> 01:03:08,251 "WITH THE KISSES OF HIS MOUTH, 658 01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:10,420 FOR THY LOVE IS BETTER THAN..." 659 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,425 YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING. 660 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:17,126 I NEED TO GIVE YOU A NEW MISSION. 661 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:20,697 [KNOCKING] 662 01:03:27,837 --> 01:03:29,405 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 663 01:03:29,439 --> 01:03:32,442 THIS IS FOR YOU. 664 01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:41,418 IT'S COOL. 665 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:45,789 COME IN. 666 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,718 I CUT THEIR HAIR MYSELF. 667 01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:17,587 I WANT TO BE A HAIRDRESSER 668 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,355 WHEN I GROW UP. 669 01:04:19,389 --> 01:04:21,791 CAN I CUT YOUR HAIR? 670 01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:24,261 NO, THANKS. 671 01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:26,263 CAN I BRAID YOUR HAIR? 672 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:40,310 [CHINESE OPERA PLAYING FAINTLY] 673 01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:49,952 ALL DONE. 674 01:04:52,155 --> 01:04:53,723 LET'S SEE. 675 01:04:53,757 --> 01:04:56,526 NO. I FEEL SICK. 676 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,361 WHAT'S WRONG? 677 01:04:58,395 --> 01:04:59,429 I DON'T KNOW. 678 01:04:59,462 --> 01:05:01,331 I FEEL WEAK, LIKE SAMSON. 679 01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:03,066 LIKE WHO? 680 01:05:04,868 --> 01:05:06,536 I SHOULD GO HOME. 681 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:20,450 [CLUNKING] 682 01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:22,051 [EVE]: WHY AREN'T YOU DANCING 683 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:23,954 WITH WILD ABANDON? 684 01:05:23,987 --> 01:05:27,157 [CLUNKING] 685 01:05:27,190 --> 01:05:29,559 THIS HOUSE... 686 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:31,727 IS DEPRESSING ME. 687 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,364 THERE'S SO MUCH GUILT. 688 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:35,765 I'M SORRY. 689 01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:37,301 I KNOW, 690 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,634 BUT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND 691 01:05:38,668 --> 01:05:41,371 HOW I DON'T MUCH FEEL LIKE DANCING. 692 01:05:52,315 --> 01:05:54,284 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 693 01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:55,752 WELL, IF I'M NOT DANCING, 694 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,289 I MIGHT AS WELL BE PRODUCTIVE. 695 01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:21,938 WHY DOES BA-BA HAVE TO DO IT? 696 01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:25,942 CAN'T THEY FIND SOMEBODY ELSE? 697 01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:37,380 GOD WILL PROTECT DAD AND UNCLE #8 698 01:08:37,413 --> 01:08:39,782 IF WE DO MORE GOOD IN THIS WORLD. 699 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:41,885 WE HAVE TO SPREAD THE NEWS OF THE LORD, 700 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:43,453 AND WE HAVE TO CONVERT SOMEBODY, 701 01:08:43,486 --> 01:08:46,189 AND WE HAVE TO KEEP PRAYING. 702 01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:14,818 [SWITCH CLICKS] 703 01:09:14,851 --> 01:09:16,686 ♪ ONWARDS, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS ♪ 704 01:09:16,719 --> 01:09:18,521 [KNOCKING] 705 01:09:18,554 --> 01:09:22,224 ♪ MARCHING AS TO WAR ♪ 706 01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:30,666 ♪ WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS GOING ON BEFORE ♪ 707 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:35,638 ♪ CHRIST, THE ROYAL MASTER ♪ 708 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:39,342 ♪ LEADS AGAINST THE FOE ♪ 709 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:43,613 ♪ FORWARD INTO BATTLE ♪ 710 01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:47,783 ♪ SEE HIS BANNERS GO ♪ 711 01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:51,954 ♪ ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS ♪ 712 01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:54,924 ♪ MARCHING AS TO WAR ♪ 713 01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:56,459 IS ANYBODY ELSE COMING? 714 01:09:56,492 --> 01:10:04,300 ♪ WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS GOING ON BEFORE ♪ 715 01:10:07,036 --> 01:10:08,838 HAW FLAKE? 716 01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,373 WHAT'S IT MADE OUT OF? 717 01:10:10,406 --> 01:10:13,042 HAW. 718 01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:15,979 NO, THANKS. 719 01:10:16,012 --> 01:10:19,482 ♪ ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS... ♪ 720 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:24,087 YOU HAVE A LOT OF JESUS STUFF. 721 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,222 I HAVE AN EXTRA BIBLE. 722 01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:28,457 DO YOU WANT IT? 723 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:30,560 NO, THANKS. 724 01:10:30,593 --> 01:10:32,495 HAVE YOU EVER OPENED YOUR HEART 725 01:10:32,528 --> 01:10:33,929 TO THE LORD? 726 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:36,165 NO. 727 01:10:36,199 --> 01:10:37,467 WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN YOUR HEART 728 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,035 TO OUR SAVIOUR, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST? 729 01:10:40,803 --> 01:10:41,837 I'M SIKH. 730 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:45,875 THAT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 731 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,543 I'M NOT INTO JESUS. 732 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:48,878 BUT YOU CAN HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE. 733 01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:50,312 NO, THANKS. 734 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,381 I CAN HELP YOU. 735 01:10:52,415 --> 01:11:00,223 ♪ ...WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS GOING ON BEFORE ♪ 736 01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,318 [EVE]: WHY DOESN'T THE BUDDHA DANCE WITH JESUS ANYMORE? 737 01:11:45,434 --> 01:11:47,336 IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES. 738 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:48,605 TRUTHFULLY, 739 01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,406 WE TIPTOE AROUND JESUS 740 01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:51,740 MOST OF THE TIME. 741 01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:52,775 HE LIKES TO THINK 742 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,444 HE'S THE ONLY ONE HERE. 743 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,246 WILL MY DAD BE OKAY? 744 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,915 IT DEPENDS. 745 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:00,817 YOU GIRLS BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR MISSIONS? 746 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:04,120 WELL, KARENA COULDN'T CONVERT SURINDER. 747 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:06,856 IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD FOR BA-BA. 748 01:12:08,224 --> 01:12:09,659 IS MY MAH-MAH STILL IN LIMBO? 749 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,795 PERSONALLY, 750 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,998 I DON'T GO FOR ALL THAT FIRE AND BRIMSTONE CRAP. 751 01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,000 BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED, 752 01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:19,168 YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME OF THAT PAPER MONEY 753 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,904 AND BURN IT FOR YOUR GRANDMA AND YOUR DAD 754 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:23,673 SO YOU CAN BARGAIN WITH THE DEVIL. 755 01:12:23,706 --> 01:12:27,677 YOU SHOULD DO IT IN A CHURCH, IN THE HOUSE OF WORSHIP. 756 01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:31,681 "TRUST IN THE LORD, AND DO GOOD, 757 01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:36,586 "SO SHALT THOU DWELL IN THE LAND AND VERILY THOU SHALT BE FED. 758 01:12:36,619 --> 01:12:39,555 "DELIGHT THYSELF ALSO IN THE LORD, 759 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:43,626 AND HE SHALL GIVE THEE THE DESIRES OF THINE HEART." 760 01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,427 VERY GOOD, GIRLS. 761 01:12:45,461 --> 01:12:47,897 NOW LET'S TURN TO PAGE 275. 762 01:12:57,707 --> 01:13:00,410 [GIRLS TALKING AND LAUGHING] 763 01:13:08,818 --> 01:13:11,921 [♪] 764 01:13:49,225 --> 01:13:52,095 SISTER AGNES! 765 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:57,566 THIS IS GOD'S HOUSE, EVE. WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO? 766 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,001 YOU KNOW 767 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:01,137 YOU MUST NEVER PLAY WITH MATCHES. 768 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:03,506 SHE'S SORRY. 769 01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:09,178 WELL, THERE'S NO REAL DAMAGE DONE, 770 01:14:09,211 --> 01:14:11,914 BUT YOU MUST NEVER, EVER PLAY WITH MATCHES AGAIN. 771 01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:13,783 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 772 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:32,635 EVE IS A TROUBLEMAKER. 773 01:14:32,668 --> 01:14:33,836 EVE IS A TROUBLEMAKER. 774 01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:35,104 I AM NOT. 775 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,772 EVE IS THE MOTHER OF ALL SINS. 776 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:38,007 GO AWAY. 777 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,675 SHE'S A BIG LIAR. 778 01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:40,843 I'M NOT A LIAR. 779 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:41,977 YOU LIE ALL THE TIME, 780 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,046 ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA BEING AN OPERA SINGER 781 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,348 AND YOUR FATHER'S ACCIDENT. 782 01:14:45,381 --> 01:14:48,117 HOW SHOULD WE PUNISH HER? 783 01:14:48,150 --> 01:14:49,418 WE'LL MAKE HER SWEAR ON THE BIBLE 784 01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:50,920 TO NEVER LIE AGAIN, 785 01:14:50,953 --> 01:14:52,188 AND IF SHE DOES, 786 01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:55,491 GOD WILL PUNISH HER. 787 01:14:55,524 --> 01:14:56,692 DO IT, EVE. 788 01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,294 JUST DO IT, EVE. 789 01:14:58,327 --> 01:14:59,528 DO IT, EVE. 790 01:14:59,562 --> 01:15:01,230 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 791 01:15:06,569 --> 01:15:08,037 REPEAT AFTER ME. 792 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:10,339 I, EVE ENG... 793 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:12,408 I, EVE ENG... 794 01:15:12,441 --> 01:15:13,776 SWEAR ON THE BIBLE... 795 01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:16,111 SWEAR ON THE BIBLE... 796 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:19,115 I WILL NEVER TELL ANOTHER LIE... 797 01:15:19,148 --> 01:15:22,652 I WILL NEVER TELL ANOTHER LIE... 798 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:24,020 OR ELSE... 799 01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:25,187 IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING SERIOUS. 800 01:15:26,956 --> 01:15:28,291 OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET ANY PRESENTS 801 01:15:28,324 --> 01:15:29,859 FOR CHRISTMAS. 802 01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:33,663 IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS. 803 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,932 OR ELSE... 804 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,366 YOU'LL DIE 805 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,302 NEXT YEAR. 806 01:15:40,803 --> 01:15:42,838 IS THAT YEAR STARTING IN JANUARY, 807 01:15:42,872 --> 01:15:45,375 OR CHINESE NEW YEAR? 808 01:15:45,408 --> 01:15:47,343 WHEN'S THE CHINESE NEW YEAR? 809 01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:48,811 FEBRUARY. 810 01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:50,012 SAY, 811 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,349 "OR ELSE I WILL DIE NEXT YEAR, 812 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,517 STARTING IN FEBRUARY." 813 01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:58,654 IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 814 01:16:03,192 --> 01:16:07,029 OR ELSE I WILL DIE NEXT YEAR, STARTING IN FEBRUARY. 815 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:09,832 NOW, EVE, TELL US THE TRUTH. 816 01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:10,933 DID YOUR FATHER 817 01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:13,669 REALLY HAVE AN ACCIDENT IN CALIFORNIA? 818 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,774 NO. 819 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:19,776 SEE? 820 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:21,811 IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TELL THE TRUTH. 821 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,410 [SOBBING] 822 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,412 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 823 01:16:56,445 --> 01:16:58,847 [DOOR CREAKS] 824 01:18:21,063 --> 01:18:24,733 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 825 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:34,677 BYE-BYE. 826 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,378 BYE. 827 01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:48,825 [♪] 828 01:19:08,944 --> 01:19:11,079 WHICH WINDOW IS IT? 829 01:19:26,395 --> 01:19:27,963 I WANT TO GO HOME. 830 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:29,966 DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE BA-BA? 831 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:55,424 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 832 01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:06,701 IT'S MY FAULT THAT MAH-MAH DIED, 833 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:10,138 IT'S MY FAULT THAT BA-BA IS IN THE HOSPITAL, 834 01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:14,677 AND I SWORE ON THE BIBLE THAT I WOULDN'T LIE. 835 01:20:16,679 --> 01:20:17,980 I KNOW. 836 01:20:19,948 --> 01:20:22,083 I TOLD A LIE. 837 01:20:22,117 --> 01:20:25,220 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 838 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:26,822 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 839 01:20:42,805 --> 01:20:46,042 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 840 01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:49,812 [♪] 841 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:25,781 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 842 01:21:27,983 --> 01:21:29,184 HELLO? 843 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,553 YEAH? 844 01:21:32,454 --> 01:21:34,089 OH. 845 01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:35,324 OH. 846 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:49,638 [KARENA]: IS SOMETHING WRONG? 847 01:21:51,974 --> 01:21:54,143 IS DAD OKAY? 848 01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:09,157 [WATER RUNNING] 849 01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:22,704 YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. 850 01:22:22,738 --> 01:22:25,274 YOU HAVE TO BE BAPTIZED. 851 01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,543 I KNOW. 852 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:30,979 AND YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS ABOUT IT. 853 01:22:35,451 --> 01:22:38,421 HOW LONG SHOULD I STAY IN THE WATER? 854 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:40,156 THE LONGER, THE BETTER. 855 01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:04,813 I PURIFY YOU WITH THIS HOLY WATER. 856 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:07,283 LET YOUR SINS WASH AWAY. 857 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,527 [SPUTTERS] 858 01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,195 STOP IT, EVE. 859 01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:21,597 YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS. 860 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:23,799 YOU HAVE TO STAY DOWN. 861 01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:53,462 [♪] 862 01:24:09,011 --> 01:24:11,680 THAT NIGHT, I SAW THE FIRE HORSES, 863 01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:16,551 THOUSANDS OF FIRE HORSES THAT DROWNED IN THE RIVER. 864 01:24:24,326 --> 01:24:27,596 THEY CAME TO ME. 865 01:24:27,629 --> 01:24:30,298 THEY WERE TALKING TO ME. 866 01:24:32,434 --> 01:24:35,938 THEY WERE COMFORTING ME. 867 01:25:23,885 --> 01:25:27,422 [ORGAN PLAYING A HYMN] 868 01:25:30,058 --> 01:25:32,761 [CHOIR SINGING IN LATIN] 869 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:56,084 WE HAVE CALLED YOUR CHILD KARENA 870 01:25:56,118 --> 01:25:57,453 TO THIS CLEANSING WATER 871 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,254 THAT SHE MAY SHARE IN THE FAITH OF YOUR CHURCH 872 01:25:59,287 --> 01:26:01,322 AND HAVE ETERNAL LIFE. 873 01:26:01,356 --> 01:26:02,457 BY THE MYSTERY 874 01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:03,993 OF THIS CONSECRATED WATER, 875 01:26:04,026 --> 01:26:06,795 LEAD HER TO A NEW AND SPIRITUAL BIRTH. 876 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:08,930 WE ASK THIS THROUGH CHRIST, OUR LORD. 877 01:26:08,964 --> 01:26:10,999 AMEN. 878 01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:12,001 AMEN. 879 01:26:12,034 --> 01:26:13,002 AMEN. 880 01:26:13,035 --> 01:26:14,436 THIS IS OUR FAITH. 881 01:26:14,469 --> 01:26:16,471 THIS IS THE FAITH OF THE CHURCH. 882 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:18,107 WE ARE PROUD TO PROFESS IT 883 01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:20,676 IN CHRIST JESUS, OUR LORD. 884 01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:21,710 AMEN. 885 01:26:21,743 --> 01:26:22,911 AMEN. 886 01:26:26,148 --> 01:26:28,217 THAT NIGHT I DIED IN THE BATHTUB, 887 01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:33,255 KARENA TOLD ME THAT GOD FORGAVE ME OF MY SINS. 888 01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:35,991 SHE SAID IT DIDN'T MATTER IF I DIED FOR AN ETERNITY 889 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,960 OR FOR JUST ONE SECOND. 890 01:26:38,994 --> 01:26:40,963 I BAPTIZE YOU, 891 01:26:40,996 --> 01:26:42,231 IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER... 892 01:26:42,264 --> 01:26:43,432 IT STILL COUNTED. 893 01:26:43,465 --> 01:26:44,599 AND OF THE SON... 894 01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:47,335 AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT. 895 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:52,174 AND HE ANOINTS YOU WITH THE CHRISM... 896 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,276 OF SALVATION. 897 01:26:56,478 --> 01:27:00,349 [♪] 898 01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:02,284 I'VE PUT ON CHRIST, 899 01:27:02,317 --> 01:27:06,388 AND IN HIM, YOU ARE NOW BAPTIZED. 900 01:27:06,421 --> 01:27:08,523 SOMETIMES, 901 01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,926 MY SISTER WILL ASK ME ABOUT THE NIGHT I DIED. 902 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:13,662 SHE ASKS ME IF I SAW GOD. 903 01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:18,400 I TELL HER I SAW LIGHT, 904 01:27:18,433 --> 01:27:23,071 AND IN THAT LIGHT, I SAW A FACE. 905 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:45,494 I KNEW IT WASN'T THE FACE OF JESUS OR THE BUDDHA 906 01:27:45,527 --> 01:27:48,630 OR ANYTHING THAT I'VE SEEN BEFORE. 907 01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,733 ALL I KNOW 908 01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:54,436 IS THAT I SAW A BRIGHT, WHITE LIGHT... 909 01:27:54,469 --> 01:27:57,906 AND THE LIGHT WAS KIND AND GOOD. 910 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:03,545 [CHINESE OPERA PLAYING] 911 01:30:11,706 --> 01:30:14,809 [♪] 55975

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