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This is the best my back has felt in three years.

Joseph, you're a genius.

That's my job.

I'm a surgeon.

But I'm no genius.

Oh, my God, it's Mitch.

I just told your uncle here he's a genius.

Now he's arguing with me.

Well, you know us doctors.

Very famous for our humility.

How you feeling?

Like a man who can't wait to tee off.

How long till I can start playing again?

Well, let's see how you heal first.

Could be four to six weeks.

Really?

That long?

We only want to do this once.

Okay.

That's good.

It's great to see Ellie and the baby.

When are they heading back from New York?

Beth and Grace are taking them to the airport right now.

Uh-oh.

Bet Beth hates to see them go.

Oh, she's fine.

Ethan?

Ethan?

You must say goodbye.

I know it's gonna be hard, but...

we just gotta suck it up and not let our emotions get the best of us.

Is that okay?

Is that okay with you?

Because I know you're thinking hard.

Well, when you finish your thesis, you should come to New York.

We'll invite your best friend for dinner.

I don't think he's my type.

You haven't even met him.

Could you cover your mouth?

Sorry.

Maybe you're right.

All right, Mom.

You gotta hand him over.

Kiss.

Give me a kiss goodbye.

Give me the kisses.

Oh, no.

Hey, buddy.

Now call me if it looks like he's about to

take his first step while flying to New York.

Okay, we'll keep him off the floor till you get there.

All right, honey.

I love you.

I love you, too.

How could a person not cover his mouth when he sneezes?

Especially around a baby.

Yeah, especially around you.

Babies are exhausting.

It's different when they're yours.

You're great with Ethan.

Ugh.

Were you that patient with us?

Still am.

What did I do with my keys?

Oh, there.

Do you think he'll remember us next time he sees us?

Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

He won't forget you.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm an idiot.

No, you're not an idiot.

Oh, God.

Oh, please.

Hi, Dad.

I thought I called your mom.

You did.

She's busy.

Did they get off all right?

They're on the plane.

Ask Mom if she remembered to pick up my stuff at the cleaners.

Did you get Dad's stuff?

Yeah.

Yeah, she did.

Put her on.

I have to ask her something.

She'll call you back.

Well, she can't.

I'm going into surgery.

Wait a minute.

She's upset.

Of course.

Is she crying?

A little.

We all cried.

Okay.

You can do this.

Tell her to please calm down.

Okay.

Thank you, baby.

I'll drive.

No.

Okay.

Dad can be kind of a prick sometimes.

He thinks I overreact.

And when you do what he does, you've got to have a thick skin.

Honey, he's not a prick.

You always defend him.

Oh, my God.

Turn around.

What?

Oh, my God.

What?

We're on the freeway.

We've got to go back.

I saw something.

What is it?

Like a body?

Take that exit right there.

I'm taking it.

Come on.

Take it easy, Miss Daisy.

Turn around.

I can't turn around.

We're on the freeway.

Wait, wait, wait.

Mom, are you sure about this?

Get out on this side.

No.

I don't give a shit.

Hey.

Hey, fella.

Here, boy.

Hey.

Here we go.

Uh-oh.

Don't touch him.

Okay.

Oh, he's filthy.

It's okay.

He could have rabies.

I know.

Why isn't he standing up?

Is this like one of those subway accidents

where you lift him up and all his guts fall out?

Honey, he's terrified.

What can we feed him to make friends?

Oh, I know.

Oh, I got it.

Yes, hello?

9-1-1?

Listen, this isn't a life-and-death emergency.

Exactly.

No one has a gun or anything.

No, I said no guns.

I got it.

Hello.

Here we go.

Look, look, look.

Ethan loves these.

He loves these.

I think he will, too.

Watch it.

Hey, buddy.

That's a boy.

Good boy.

There.

Oh, my God.

He took it.

Oh, my God.

9-1-1?

Thank God.

I am on I-70 near Chambers Road, and this is a life-and-death emergency.

Never mind.

We're cool.

Come on.

Yeah.

Come on.

We're just not allowed to deal with animals of an unknown threat.

Oh, I mean, this is... Doralee.

Yeah?

We gotta go.

Oh.

What do you mean?

Um, I talked to Animal Control.

They'll be here sometime in the next two hours.

Two hours?

That's all you're gonna do for us?

Well, no.

Uh, in this circumstance, I don't know.

In this circumstance, we are authorized to put the animal down.

I think you better go.

Just... I'm sorry, folks.

Them's the rules.

Good luck.

Do you think we could move him?

You mean touch him?

This is one of those rare occasions when I wish I had a man I could call.

Me, too.

Honey, there really are a lot of great men out there.

You have to make some effort.

Mom, let's keep our eye on the ball.

How are we supposed to move him?

I don't know.

What kind of assholes left you out here all alone?

Huh?

Stonk.

Good idea.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Now, nobody's gonna hurt you.

Get ready for him to go crazy.

Just get ready.

Here we go.

There you go.

Okay.

Okay.

There you go.

Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

No broken bones.

Look at that.

Yeah.

It's gonna be so warm in there.

Now, on the count of three, we're gonna throw this shirt over his head.

Okay.

And lift him in.

Okay?

Don't you want to use one of Dad's suits to protect the seat?

Pay attention.

Ready?

Okay.

One.

Two.

Hello.

I'm Dr. Boula.

So, Mrs. Winter, you saved this dog's life.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I... Ah.

Not many people would have stopped in this weather.

You must have a dog of your own.

No.

No.

And you must be a dog of your own.

I'm a dog person.

Well, I don't know.

How about you?

Are you a dog person?

Oh, yeah.

I can't keep my hands off him.

Well, there's no chip in him.

There's no way to trace the owner.

He's a little nicked up.

He has a cut on his muzzle, a few hot spots.

We'll get the blood panel back tomorrow, but if I

had to guess, there's nothing wrong with this dog.

A few good meals and a bath won't fix.

I, uh... Great.

Um, I hope one of you will take him home.

Oh, I just can't.

I have my thesis and it's time consuming and I don't even know why I'm doing it.

It just goes on and on.

And I've got pets in my building, so...

Um, this is Winter.

Me?

No.

No, no.

Uh, no.

The last thing my husband wants right now is a dog, so...

That's, uh, that's too bad.

He's, uh...

Um, his teeth are worn down.

I'd just like to have a look.

Yeah.

No.

Yeah.

It looks like he was left alone a lot and spent his time chewing on a chain.

Oh.

He's about seven.

And the chances of a dog like him being adopted from the shelter are minimal.

So, in about a week, he's likely to be put down.

Beth!

Hi, honey.

Dad, we're in here.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

It's okay, boy.

It's okay.

Stay calm.

Stay calm.

You know, I think I... He's just startled by you.

That's all.

Easy.

Hey!

No!

No barking.

What's going on?

Whose dog is this?

Mom.

She saved his life.

He's not mine.

I'm just gonna find him a home.

Why is he here?

I just couldn't let them take him to the pound.

So, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna call a few rescue

societies tomorrow, and somebody's going to want him.

Yeah, but not us.

Right?

We're not getting a dog, right?

Well, I think we should keep him.

I'll help.

You're at school.

She's not gonna come back every morning and walk a dog, and neither am I.

I wouldn't mind doing that.

Beth, I don't want a dog.

Well, I told you, I'm gonna find him a home.

Yeah, I know you.

And what's that supposed to mean?

That was Dr. Bula.

Who?

The, uh, veterinarian.

He's gonna stop by.

When does he... He's coming here now?

Yeah, he has some medicine or something.

I'm gonna use your shower.

It's filthy in here.

Veterinarian makes house calls?

Yeah.

He's very attractive.

Did you see that?

He's an amazing dog.

I know.

He did a great thing by picking him up.

I couldn't leave him.

A lot of people just don't care.

Oh, Joseph.

I want you to meet Dr. Bula.

Oh, Sam, please.

It's, uh, nice to meet you, Dr. Winter.

And you.

Is this enough paper?

Uh, yeah.

That's great.

Uh, you don't want to get this stuff before... No.

Come on, buddy.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

So... Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

There's the irritation right there.

So you give it a little spritz.

Yeah.

Like so.

Yeah.

What are you naming him?

Freeway.

You, you, you've named him?

Freeway?

I bet you didn't think you were going to the spa today, did you?

Looks like you lucked out, buddy.

Well, we're not keeping him.

So says the Pharaoh.

If you keep him, you'll be getting a great dog.

Well, thanks for coming by.

I, I hope my patients don't hear that you make house calls.

Do you think I could take him for a walk?

Uh, yeah.

Let's, uh, see how he does on the leash.

I'll go with you if you like.

Okay.

That'd be great.

All right.

I'll get my coat.

Uh, would you like to come?

Oh, no, no.

Not at all.

No, I'm, I'm going to clean that bathroom.

Okay.

Okay.

Come, Freeway.

Let's go.

Come on.

Should I go with him?

God, no.

Woo.

Come on.

How did you two meet?

Oh, don't ask.

Don't, yeah.

No.

I don't want to talk about it.

How are you?

Good.

Look at you going towards him.

Are you ready for the thing called love?

You know?

Let me clean up his place.

Are you ready for the thing called love?

Don't g O Carmen,

I'm out of bigelin now.

Hazel, can you save me?

There's extra in the shelf behind the spice rack.

Don't talk to me.

I have to get this right.

The ladder?

In the shed, left side, under the tarp.

The ceremony's starting.

What's worth havin', darling companion?

Tell the mountains and the canyon, as long as I got legs to stand on,

I'm gonna run to you.

Namaste.

Welcome, everyone.

I'm Todd.

Grace and Sam have foolishly asked me to officiate today.

I recently was ordained on the internet about last

Wednesday, so feel confident I know what I'm doing.

This is all about this.

I have nothing else.

This is all about you.

I have nothing else.

It's okay.

Everything's about this.

Easy.

I have everything.

Come, come, come.

If the disc is massively herniated, it's either

gotta be a laminectomy or a microdiskectomy.

It's unavoidable.

You... you... have Ruthie send the MRI up here, will you?

Right now.

I'll see you Monday.

Dad, everyone's leaving.

Grandma's waiting.

We have to go.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Listen, I know he calls your mother Mimi,

but does... does he have to call me Pee-pee?

Oh, he's trying to... he's trying to say Poppy.

He just can't say it yet.

Oh.

We're working on it, though, right, Poppy?

You're doing a great job with him.

Thank you.

Did you see Sam playing with him?

I think he's gonna be a pretty amazing father.

Yeah.

I hope so.

I hope so.

Speaking of amazing, you girls looked amazing today.

Oh, I've never seen Gracie look so happy.

Bride.

Hi.

Hey, Bride.

Hey, honey.

All right, we're loading up.

Bye.

Okay.

Gracie, you know, it's not too late if you want to change your mind.

Maybe after the honeymoon.

I want to see Bora Bora.

She's fine.

Just don't sleep with him.

Dad, you know how when your daughter asks for

something on her wedding day, you have to do it?

What, is that from the godfather?

These next few weeks may be hard on Mom.

Sure, she'll be fine.

Will you make an effort?

Well, I always do.

Or will you try harder?

Promise?

Of course I will.

Bye, Mom.

Bye.

You're home safe.

Thanks.

So why didn't Joseph invite me to stay tonight since you're going to be here?

Did you want to stay?

No.

I can't sleep in this altitude.

Where's your new boyfriend?

I want to say goodbye.

Really?

Right here, darling girl.

Oh, no.

Let go of me, you sexy minx.

We don't want everybody to know, do we?

Oh, Muriel, it's a delight.

I should have known Penny's mom would be a fox.

Stop it.

Please.

Mom.

Mom.

I can't sit in the back.

I'll get car sick.

Okay.

I don't want to be on these horrible roads you've got here.

I know, Mom.

That's why I'm putting you in the front.

You'll probably get sick anyway.

Well, that's the spirit, Mom.

Here.

You know, that's why I gave you that tie-gand to help with the car sickness.

I didn't take it.

I don't know what's in that stuff.

You know what's best for you, Mom.

Bye.

Jeff, thanks for sacrificing your sanity for the good of the family.

No problem.

I'll get her to the airport.

Sam, you got a lot to live up to.

Wait till you get to know my family.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, Ethan.

Say, say, poppy.

Poppy.

Beep, beep.

Say pop.

We're trying.

That'll do.

Bye.

I love you.

Bye.

I love you.

Bye, Joey.

We'll see you soon.

Bye-bye.

Bye, Mom.

Bye.

They shouldn't have told her we were staying.

It

was really nice, actually.

Everybody was in a good mood, and no penny didn't say anything.

Violet.

No one was insulted.

Don't worry about it.

I told them it was important for you to be at your thing.

It's fine.

Russell?

Uh, no one will mistake him for a rocket scientist.

Um, except for my grandmother, who loved him.

I kind of wish she'd marry him.

Oh, okay.

Uh, yeah, go ahead.

All right.

I love you.

Bye.

Hi.

Why didn't your wife come?

Oh, I'm not married.

You're Carmen, right?

Mm-hmm.

I'm Brian.

I'm Joseph's husband.

I'm Beth's nephew.

So, what, you live here?

You take care of this place?

Mm-hmm.

Caretaker a hard job?

No.

My other two jobs are harder.

What's going on with your neck?

It's killing me.

Maybe I can help.

Are you a masseur?

No, I'm a surgeon.

Oh.

Maybe you can help me sleep my throat.

Wow, tough day.

Oh, wait.

Let me get it.

I got it.

All right.

Where to?

Uh, there.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

You guys really rock.

You didn't rock.

You were blue-grass-ing.

I'm sorry.

Take your time.

Thank you.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Sweetie.

Hey there, sweetie.

Ahem.

Oh.

Oh.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Mm.

We've unloaded both girls.

Mm.

Just leaves freeway.

Oh, no.

He's not going anywhere.

He's a real mama's boy.

What do you think about, uh, Russell?

What?

Oh.

Oh.

I don't know.

Penny has outdone herself this time.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It could be serious.

She said she wanted to tell us something.

Maybe they're getting married.

Ah.

To that idiot?

Hey.

Come on.

He's got the personality of a used car salesman.

Penny is a bright woman.

Mm.

He charmed your mother at the reception.

Exactly.

My point.

Russell,

uh, Penny tells me you're in demolition?

22 years.

Eight in London.

Oh, really?

I'd love that.

I love London.

Greatest city in the world.

Aside from Omaha.

Hey.

We should all go there.

Well.

So, you, you're no longer in demolition.

What happened?

Well, the business blew up.

Oh.

Completely collapsed.

Demolished.

What are you doing now?

Oh, you know, I got something pretty good brewing.

I, I'm so glad you sat us with, with, you know, Sam's parents and... Oh.

Was that Pramila's sister?

Isn't it?

I know.

In the pink sari?

Gorgeous.

Yeah.

What, what do you got brewing?

Uh, uh, well, we didn't want to steal your thunder today,

you know, cause that was one heck of a wedding you put on.

But uh, since you're family, I gotta spill the beans.

No, I thought we'd wait until tomorrow.

We're opening an English pub.

Who's opening a pub?

In, in England, is that?

In Omaha.

Me and Penny.

I'm sorry, what?

Wait a minute.

Penny.

You're not leaving me a newspaper.

Well, I was about to be laid off, and so I took the buyout.

At least they'll pay me for a year.

How, how could you not tell me this?

You know there's not one English pub in Omaha.

If you want bangers and mash, you gotta go all the way to Des Moines.

Really?

Who's financing this?

You know, finally, you'll be able to get a decent pint in Nebraska.

And fish and chips.

I mean, the real thing.

In newspapers soaked with grease.

Oh!

Sorry.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Don't worry.

This is genius, if I do say so myself.

It'll be the only place in the Midwest that

I know of where you can have, are you ready?

Warm beer.

Whoa.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Warm beer.

Yeah.

Where's the money coming from?

Huh?

Bottom line guy, Brian.

You got that from your mother.

First thing Penny asked me.

Good.

What'd you tell her?

Well, I got some money saved, and I sold my condo, and I got a friend whose brother

wants to put up half the money after we raise the first half.

And, you know, we're talking to other investors.

Okay.

What are you contributing to this?

I don't know.

Not one cent.

Nope.

If Russell has his way.

Nothing?

That's right.

Nothing.

Okay.

I mean, of course, we, we may dip into my buyout until we have some cash flow.

Hmm.

And Russell's moving in, so we won't have that expense.

Penny's enrolled in a bartending class.

Mom.

We want to give all of you the opportunity to get in on the conversation.

You can do that on the ground floor.

How'd you like to all be part-owners of the partridge and the plow?

Mom, are you serious?

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

What?

He's canceling on me, so that he can have the surgery done by Ed Ritter?

Does he know I trained Ed Ritter?

Ruthie, tell me his exact words.

Really?

Surgeons reached their peak at 45?

I told him that.

That's a lot.

Freeway!

Shit, I've got to go, Ruthie.

I'll see you Monday.

Freeway!

Freeway!

Oh, hi.

Ellie called.

They got your mother on her plane.

You know what Ethan asked about you?

You know what he said?

He's so cute.

He said, where's Pee-Pee?

Honey, what are we going to do about the partridge in the plow?

What are we going to do about Russell?

Has Freeway been in here?

Huh?

I thought he was with you.

He was, but he took off on me.

What?

Wait a minute.

Where's the dog?

I told you, he took off.

When was this?

About 20 minutes ago.

He chased a deer and wouldn't come back.

Did you use the whistle?

I whistled.

I didn't have the whistle per se.

You were on the phone, right?

It was an emergency.

He's probably right outside.

Freeway!

Come on, boy!

Woohoo!

Where are you, sweetheart?

You lost the dog while you were talking on the phone!

Freeway!

He's not lost, believe me.

Freeway!

He knows how to get home.

Freeway!

Is something wrong?

The dog's run off.

Oh, shit!

We'll be right there.

We'll be right there.

Dogs find their way across the country all the time.

Haven't you read that?

Freeway!

Is Freeway missing?

Yes.

We've got to spread out and search before it's too dark.

I'll get the keys.

Freeway!

You're panicking.

Don't you know how much that dog means to me?

Yes, of course I do.

I like him, too.

I'm just not obsessed with him.

How could you be when you're obsessed with yourself?

Where'd you see him last?

On the back trail.

Wait, the dog's gone?

Yeah.

Come on, let's go.

I'm with you.

So where should we start looking?

Okay, we'll go this way.

I'm gonna go out to the road and look around.

I got a light.

I'll come with you.

Wait, wait, wait!

Use your whistle!

Okay.

Here, boy!

Careful.

Brian thinks I should have my knees scooped.

Yeah, well, I've been begging you to do that for years.

You can't fix a torn meniscus with herbal enemas.

You know, Brian's much more open to eastern approaches.

And it's, um, colonics, not enemas.

You should try one.

It might dislodge that enormous bug.

What?

You're so negative about Russell.

Don't you think we've given the pub a lot of thought?

The pig and the poke?

No.

What are you doing with this guy?

I mean, just because your first husband was a genius and he turned out to be a

dick doesn't mean you can never trust another man with half a brain.

Oh, you're the dumb one.

Have you ever heard of emotional intelligence?

You know, Russell makes you look like a five-year-old.

Plus, he's the most generous lover I've ever known.

Stop.

Spare me that image.

Freeway!

Come back, you son of a bitch bastard!

Your girlfriend, she didn't come to the wedding.

Doesn't she like Grace?

Violet likes Grace just fine.

She had to go on a retreat with her friend.

A retreat?

Yeah, they all go away somewhere and talk about IPOs, government regulations.

Ah, to avoid the regulations.

Yeah.

No, how to comply with them, sort of.

Anyway, it's my mother that is hard on Violet.

She says you can't trust a woman who wears four-inch heels all the time.

All the time?

She looks good in them.

My mother says, what's she selling?

Oh, I have an idea.

Come on, boy.

I'm just so pissed he didn't take the whistle.

Oh, Joseph's got a lot in his mind with the wedding

and then our news about the partridge and the plow.

Trust me, he wasn't thinking about you or the wedding.

You want his attention, her knee at your disc.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, guys, stop talking about Joseph.

We can hear you.

Use a little help here.

Oh, wait a second.

Her knee.

No.

Get some ice on this.

It's nothing.

It's fine.

Oh, honey, it's my knee.

What are you looking at?

I want to love you more.

It's 10 o'clock and you are deep in Possumsboro.

On KGO FM.

Coming up, we have Blue by the Living Sisters.

Shabab, shabab.

Shabab, shabab.

Hello, big bear.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

You know, I had a dream last night you were going to come down here.

I need a favor.

Anything, darling.

What's this?

Fresh meat?

Brian, you ready to have your heart broke, man?

She's, uh, she's legendary.

Awesome.

My boss lost her dog.

I'm on it.

All right, everybody.

I got a friend who needs our help.

She's looking for a lost dog.

Big, brown, white mutt.

Means about as much to his people as Carmen means to me.

Ugh.

Get to the point, Possum.

Dog's name is Freeway.

So everybody step outside and give a big shout out for Freeway.

There's a cash reward if that matters.

There you go.

Now you need to keep that elevated.

And I want you to take these.

What are they?

It's a mild anti-inflammatory and a muscle relaxant.

They're organic.

Made from the hearts of endangered species.

You know I don't take chemicals into my body.

You want to be laid up here by yourself tomorrow

while we're all out looking for the dog?

Say ah.

Ah.

Thank you.

Now remember everybody, if you see Freeway, call this number.

He dedicated searching to you.

Which one?

Erica Badu.

Oh.

Nice.

It's going to be fine.

He'll probably show up in the morning.

But he's out there with coyotes and bears and porcupines.

But he's a dog.

He can take care of himself.

But he has no wilderness experience.

Yeah.

I think you're overreacting.

I think you're underreacting for somebody who actually lost the dog.

You know I'm so sick of you judging my feelings all the time.

I wouldn't want to be sleeping with her tonight.

They are out of alignment.

Oh.

No, the dog is definitely not Black.

No, I do not want to come and check him out.

Possum had to mention my name.

Well, maybe we'll find him at the shelter.

That's a wasted trip.

The freeway is not there.

How do you know?

I know things.

You know things?

What do you know?

I know Russell would like to be your friend.

Well, yeah, of course he would.

He's trying to close the deal with my mother.

And I know you were glad Radha did not come to the wedding.

Excuse me.

We've lost our dog.

Is there a report we can fill out?

Well, how long has the dog been missing?

Since last night.

Well, don't pipe here.

He'll take off for three days any time some bitch goes in to eat.

He can smell him from five miles off.

Oh, that's really fascinating.

Um, our dog's neutered.

Could you put word out to your deputies?

I have to talk to the sheriff about that.

And how could we reach him?

The sheriff?

Yeah.

He's probably fishing down by the river.

He's got some nice ladders.

Hey, what's going on?

This is where I found Django.

Django died last year.

And your dog?

And spirit mate.

Passed over in my arms.

I'm sorry.

He was 24 years old.

Well, it's unusual for a dog to live that long.

What?

Goodbye, little boy.

I know.

Goodbye, beautiful boy.

I know someone will come for you.

Spirit mate?

No, he's waiting for a man.

Joseph, you're a doctor.

Is it my imagination or does your dick shrink when you get older?

When you say your dick... No, mature dicks.

In general, dicks.

Oh, I think I see him.

Hey!

Sheriff!

Joseph Winter!

Could we talk?

Who?

Joseph Winter!

Well, look, tomorrow's Monday.

I'll be in the office all day, Joe.

Yeah, no, I understand.

I'm sorry about that, but it's an emergency.

You're the doctor, right?

Who's that?

Future brother-in-law.

Well, what's the emergency, Joe?

We lost our dog.

Yeah.

Actually, they call me Joseph, which I prefer.

His wife talked to your deputy, but she didn't get too far.

Yeah, that'd be Chaz.

He wants my job.

You know, if it didn't interfere with ski season

or hunting season or getting drunk season.

What dog did you lose?

A mutt!

My wife rescued him.

A what?

A mutt!

Let me come over there, and you can talk to me on my good ear, okay?

This is my day off!

Yeah, I realize that.

This all happened on the freeway, did it?

In the snow?

In January.

Your wife must have some brass balls, I'm telling you.

And your daughter, she married the veterinarian?

Yesterday, at our place.

Well, congratulations.

Thank you.

Hope they're happy.

What is it?

Where does it hurt?

Kidney stone.

Okay, let's get you to a clinic.

I can make it, I can make it.

Okay, you get this side.

I can make it, I can make it.

Don't get hung up on the hook here.

Come on, boy.

Bring my dogs.

Come on, I got them.

Bring my dogs!

Getting old really sucks, Joe.

You're not old.

What are you, 60?

63.

My fifth goddamn stone.

Maybe this one will pass quickly.

Maybe it'll be over in time for my colonoscopy next week.

Wouldn't want to miss that.

You're a doctor.

Why don't you come up with a better way to do that?

I'd make a fortune.

I don't want to be insulted, this huge man.

You just...

What's your PSA?

Eh, 1.2.

Ah, you're lucky.

How's your good cholesterol?

I only have bad.

What kind of doctor are you?

A spine surgeon.

Yeah.

When do they start pushing you out of that deal?

Come on, let's boogie, Joe.

Clinic!

Get down!

Hey.

Come on, Beth, let's go inside.

Come on.

Well, I don't...

There's a place for you if you're hungry.

Oh, Beth, you should eat something.

Oh.

Freeway is gonna show up, Beth.

He has the microchip, he has the collar, we've got flyers everywhere.

It's about the only thing playing on the radio.

We're getting complaints from people who'd like to hear a little music.

We've done everything we can.

Someone will find him and call.

Let's talk about tomorrow.

My first appointment's at 11.

And Brian has rounds starting at noon, so that means Beth,

Brian, and I have to leave for the airport no later than 6.30.

Penny, Carmen can drive you guys to the airport later on.

I'm not leaving.

Honey, what are you gonna do?

You can't walk around all day calling his name.

I'm up for another day.

We're not leaving Beth up here alone.

I'm not saying to leave Beth alone.

Look, I think that's great.

If you guys feel you can stay, that's fine.

It's very nice of you.

The world goes on, though.

Brian and I, we do have responsibilities to get back to.

I'm trying to be realistic.

What?

That makes me the insensitive plod.

Yes!

Would you be leaving if I were missing?

That's ridiculous.

It's nothing like that.

Would you?

I'm not even gonna dignify that.

Dignify it.

Beth, everything is a crisis with you.

There's no sense of proportion.

You just don't get it, do you?

What?

What is it I don't get?

We haven't lost a person.

We've lost a dog.

Love is love.

It doesn't matter if it's a dog.

Yeah, I know you love the dog.

You don't think I've noticed that you care more about him than you do about me?

Joseph, I don't believe you're making this about you.

Mom.

When I rescued Freeway, I made a promise to him

and to myself that I was gonna take care of him.

He'd suffered enough already.

And I wanted to make it up to him.

But now, I've let him down.

How?

How have you let him down?

I never should have let you take him out.

I have walked that dog a hundred times.

I know.

On a leash, around the block, in the city, while you were talking on your phone.

I thought Freeway was our dog.

You never paid attention to him.

You know more about your patients than you do about your own family.

I'm not having this conversation now.

You're irrational.

I would have had that whistle.

And he would have come back to me.

But now he's gone.

And for all I know, he may be suffering somewhere.

He's probably terrified.

I don't know.

He may be dead.

He's not dead.

Freeway's alive.

What?

What are you talking about?

I am certain he's alive.

You're certain?

I never told you this, but I find things.

What kind of things?

Missing things.

Sometimes living things.

You mean like a detective?

My great-great-grandmother was Madame Luminiz.

You've probably heard of her.

I am of the Romney people.

Gypsies?

My father is a Yogi.

The women in my family, they have a gift.

We see things.

You find it hard to believe.

Gadji always do.

But I can help you find Freeway.

How?

When I, uh, realized Django was my spirit

mate, the animal world became visible to me.

As opposed to the vegetable and mineral world?

Now, who's Django?

Oh, that was Carmen's dog.

He lived to be 24.

It was then that the gift blossomed in me.

My third eye truly opened.

What Django felt, I felt.

I traveled through the world with him, seeing what he saw.

What did he see?

He saw things for what they are.

He was connected to the prana.

Oh, the prana.

Shut up, Joseph.

You're such a tight-ass.

Do you have to be so one-dimensional?

Excuse me for living in this dimension.

Carmen, do you see him?

Is he all right?

Beth, are you kidding me?

Can you see what he sees?

Yes.

What do you see?

I see trees.

And a shed with construction equipment in it.

And mountains.

Wow, that really pinpoints it.

I see a red-headed woman, Jimmy.

Three ways looking at a red-headed woman?

She may have fed him.

He had some kind of interaction with her.

What should we do?

Go to bed.

What?

Are you closing for the night?

In the morning, everything will be much clearer.

I need rest.

And so do you.

Wait.

How long are we supposed to wait?

This is three ways here.

Keep this close to your heart.

Keep this close to your heart.

Three ways we feel our concern.

Are we supposed to sleep with this?

Makes sense to me.

Could I have mine in a baggie?

Sure.

Carmen.

Why are you getting her hopes up?

Gypsy trick.

So, you're leaving in the morning, aren't you?

I have to.

I'd stay if I could.

Violet is expecting you.

No, not Violet.

I have patients to see.

My people have a saying.

Those who don't push the caravan from the muck become one with the muck.

Thank you.

That's very understanding.

Beth, what are you doing?

I'm looking for those night vision glasses I got you for Christmas.

They're probably still in the same box.

Beth, you have to get some rest.

You heard Miss Luminitska.

Let me get your Xanax.

You think it's impossible Carmen might actually know something you don't?

About Freeway?

Doubtful.

Unless she kidnapped him.

She's giving me hope.

Maybe she has a gift.

And unlike you, I don't think I know everything about everything.

Why are you turning on me?

I didn't commit a crime.

There are a few pivotal moments in a person's life

where one reacts exactly right or completely wrong.

I forgot the whistle.

But that's not what I'm talking about.

This is a difficult time for you.

For both of us.

Especially for a woman.

There are physical changes that affect everything.

Oh, tell me about being a woman.

I think that the anger you're feeling is not actually about me.

It's hormonal.

No, it's not menopause.

It actually is about you.

The men in my family have a gift.

They find things that no one else can find, gotcha.

Ooh, ooh, gotcha.

Got it.

Hello.

Dad.

Oh, Grace.

Gracie, you surprised me.

What do you mean?

Well, it's five in the morning here.

It is?

Yeah.

Oh, God, you're right.

I counted wrong.

Go back to sleep.

No, no, no, I was up.

Tell me about Bora Bora.

Amazing.

You've got to come here someday.

Dad, Sam and I can't stop talking about the wedding.

It was just what we hoped.

And I know you didn't want freeway in the

ceremony, but you have to admit, it was sweet.

How's Mom?

She's great.

She's fine.

Really?

Is she doing okay?

No big letdown?

She's relieved that Sam took you off her hands.

When are you going back?

Uh, later on.

Okay, well, we're going to dinner, but I want to talk to Mom.

Call her when you wake up.

Okay.

Give her a hug for me.

Sure.

And freeway some of that salmon that fell on the floor.

He's earned it.

You got it, Cookie.

You just have fun.

Okay, love you.

I love you.

Bye.

Hello?

Oh, I thought so.

Thanks.

Oh, this is good.

I was picturing a waterfall.

Now a hiker saw a dog above Bear Creek Falls.

Oh.

There's a reason you stayed.

But it's not the one you think.

No, I stayed to help find the dog.

Good.

Russell will need your help finding the red-headed woman.

I'm supposed to find the red-headed woman?

Yes, it will take both of you to do it.

Okay.

Where are we supposed to look?

I am seeing a greenhouse.

No, no.

Yellow.

It's unclear.

On a street named for a tree.

Okay.

A tree.

Well, you know, I'm going to head up to Bear Creek.

Yeah, I'm going to go with you.

Now with that knee.

No, you please come with me.

I need your help.

Well, I could go with Beth.

Or I could stick with Russell.

I don't mind going alone.

No.

Hey, Joseph.

Freeway!

I don't understand why you're not talking to me.

I came back because I wanted to be here for you.

I understand searching for freeway, but this Carmen crap, I...

It's voodoo.

But if another day searching is going to make

you feel better, I'm here to support you.

Can we just not talk for a while?

I don't need to talk.

I think it's good for two people to have a quiet time together.

To heal.

To smooth out the feathers or whatever.

Grace called.

What?

Yeah.

When?

This morning.

You were sleeping.

You didn't tell her about freeway, did you?

Of course not.

What did she say?

They're having a great time.

They loved the wedding.

Anything else?

She asked how you're doing.

Excuse me.

Oh, hey.

You didn't happen to see a dog up there, did you?

Yeah.

You did?

Like that?

Yeah, it could be.

Where exactly does this trail go?

It heads up towards purgatory, how is it?

It's radical.

Do you think you'll ever get married?

Perhaps.

I'm sure you have no trouble attracting men.

They swarm like flies, but who wants a fly?

I'm a passionate woman.

It's not easy to find a man who can keep up with me sexually.

Yeah, it's tough for women like us.

There was one, but he was a big pocket.

My family would not tolerate that.

No, of course not.

Russell is very cheerful.

Can he keep up with you?

Why do you think he's so cheerful?

Do you want me to get the... I got it.

Okay.

Yeah?

What are you doing?

Right now?

We're way the hell up toward purgatory.

Where's that?

Above Bear Creek.

Oh, we met a guy who saw a dog.

Okay, you sound like you're having a heart attack.

Let me talk to Beth.

Hold on.

Beth, Penny, for you.

Okay.

Hi, Penny.

He sounds terrible.

No matter what you're feeling, don't kill him.

Where are you, anyway?

I'm underneath the gondola.

Carmen had a vision about porta-potties and took off.

I think she's coming back.

Don't worry, I'll check in with you in an hour.

Don't drink that so fast.

That's drinking too much.

Really.

Careful.

I love this.

We're on the job, like those cop partners.

I'm the grizzled old guy, and you're the young kid who thinks he knows everything.

Oh, you mean the one the older one resents because the young one's actually smarter?

Yeah, until you saved my life.

You know, Carmen said there was... the house was either, what, yellow or green.

I don't know, maybe she's confused.

Maybe she's really a gypsy.

You think she's faking?

Beautiful women get away with a lot of shit.

Hello?

Carmen?

I am not sure about the color of the house.

I'm getting mixed messages.

Something about blue.

Blue, okay.

Don't lose faith.

Hello?

Carmen?

What?

She's getting mixed messages.

Something about blue.

Okay.

Okay.

God, maybe we should have just taken, I don't know, the other trail?

The one that went up?

No, no, no.

If we'd done that, we'd be sleeping out here tonight.

We've got to get down.

But we don't know where we are, so maybe we should backtrack.

No, no, no.

We've been out here for about five hours.

It'll take at least that long to get back by backtracking.

How do you know?

It's almost four now.

It's going to be dark in a couple of hours.

I know it's going to be dark, but how do you know

this is going down and not just deeper into the woods?

We're following the creek.

I think we should call someone.

The creeks always run downhill.

I think we should call someone.

What?

And say what?

And say that we're lost.

We're not lost.

Honey, look, look.

See over there?

There.

That's Mount Wilson.

Yeah, which means what?

You can see Mount Wilson from Utah.

Oh, shit.

My battery's way down.

Oh, please, come on.

What are you going to say?

Well, I'm just going to tell them that if they haven't heard

from us in an hour, they should call search and rescue.

That's embarrassing.

Look, you're panicking.

Penny.

Hi.

Penny.

Oh, God.

Thank God.

No, I'm so happy.

Listen, I just didn't think this phone was going to work.

Where are you guys?

I don't know.

I think we're lost.

Listen, if you don't hear from us in an hour, you... Uh, Penny?

Penny?

Oh, shoot!

Beth?

Beth?

She's lost.

The phone is dead, honey.

Can you please turn yours on quick?

Shoot.

Oh.

Damn.

It's already on.

I forgot to turn it off.

Yeah?

Uh, Joseph.

What happened?

Penny, listen, listen.

I've got to talk fast.

There's no reason to panic, but we've got Mount Wilson

on our left, and we started out from Bear Creek.

So that means that right now we are somewhere between those two.

Penny?

Joseph?

Joseph!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

You're panicking.

What made our call right then?

Right when we were talking about her.

Jifty shit.

It's weird.

Hi, how are you?

Did Hector send you guys?

Uh, no, no.

We lost our dog, and we heard you might have seen him.

Look, behave.

Blue?

I've seen this poster, but I don't recall seeing Freeway himself.

Let me think.

Oh, you know what?

Ever heard of Christus Bonheur?

No, ma'am.

Your dad's a charmer.

Watch and learn.

Yes, ma'am.

I could tell you two was father and son right away.

You're so much alike.

Christus, uh...

Christus Bonheur.

A stone-cold psycho, if you want to know.

That degenerate's always got a bunch of loose dogs hanging around.

Seen him in town the other day, which is unusual.

And where can we find him, ma'am?

He's got a filthy shack halfway to nowhere.

You know where you turn off North Fork to Rattlesnake Trail?

Up behind 17 Heifers?

17 Heifers.

Yeah, I know where that is.

Oh.

Much obliged, man.

Blue.

All right.

Thank you, ma'am.

Hey, if you hit Squirrel Head, you've gone too far.

Okay.

You know how to lay on the charm, Russell.

I just all of a sudden had a southern accent.

Did you ever hear of floaters?

Yeah.

In your eye?

I never heard of them until last week.

Now I got them for the rest of my life.

It's no big deal.

Older people get them.

It's fine.

Your brain will adjust.

You won't even notice them.

You know, I'm not sure this is such a good idea.

You think maybe we should get a deputy or something?

No.

We're just gonna go up there and talk to old Christus man to man.

You mean Stone Cold Psycho to man, right?

Well, my experience, and I've been around quite a

bit, Brian, is that most people don't want trouble.

Back to old Christus, probably be happy to have some company.

Maybe.

My father left us for one of his students.

Never lifted a finger for Penny or me.

And the guy's an ethics professor.

If it hadn't been for Joseph, I couldn't have gone to medical school.

I bet you wish your mom was dating a millionaire, huh?

Not a millionaire, Russell.

Okay, just someone who's making a living.

I mean, Mom worked hard for that buyout money.

She shouldn't have to support you with it.

What happens if the pigeon in the truck doesn't make any money, huh?

Do you actually know anyone who likes warm beer?

It'll all work out.

It always does.

No, it doesn't.

I love your mother, and I'm gonna take care of her.

And I've been working since I was 15, so I can always find a job.

And the pub is gonna do just great, but you shouldn't feel any pressure to buy in.

Well, I don't.

Yeah, well, I think everybody who invests is gonna make a lot of money.

Oh, why?

Why?

Because anything's possible?

That's my motto.

Anything's possible.

Snake.

He's leaving.

Don't piss him off.

You gotta relax.

We've got no flashlight, we've got no clothes, we've got nothing.

It was hot and sunny when we left.

You said we were only gonna be gone a couple of hours.

Oh, right.

It's my fault.

Look, we both screwed up.

Okay?

Why can't you ever admit you've made a mistake?

No, I guess it's genetically impossible, given your father.

I'm not like him.

Well, then name one mistake you've made.

Besides coming out here with you?

I don't think in terms of mistakes.

I take responsibility for everything.

That's what doctors do.

Oh, that's right.

I forgot.

You're a doctor.

You haven't mentioned it in the last eight minutes.

Oh, here we go.

Doctors think they're gods.

Doctors are self-absorbed egomaniacs.

I'm full of shit.

Doctors are full of shit?

No, I am not talking about doctors.

I am talking about you.

Have I ever put my work before you or the girls?

Okay.

Sometimes, when I'm doing surgery on someone's spine to

relieve them of a life of pain, I have put my work first.

The girls always understood, and they never complained.

Were we living in the same house?

You see a freeway?

No.

Wait, wait.

The dogs are coming.

They're right there.

Stand slowly.

Don't move too fast.

Hey, buddies.

Hi, buddies.

Hi, guys.

How beautiful.

That's sweet.

Yep.

Shut up!

Mr. Bonheur, I'm Brian.

This is Russell.

Yeah, we didn't mean to bother you, but we're looking for a dog.

These is my dogs.

And a handsome bunch they are, too.

Yeah, we thought maybe our dog had wandered up here and fallen in love.

He didn't.

No?

Okay.

Well, we knew we'd be intruding, so we got you a little

something in the hopes that you might show us around.

Now, we didn't know what you drink, but most men enjoy a good scotch whiskey.

So... Get off my land.

It's not a single malt, because people who drink that don't do it for the taste.

They do it to make a statement about who they are.

But for you, sir, that is not an issue.

Shut up!

Now, get the hell out of here.

Hold it, asswipe.

Don't make me get out my shotgun.

Don't make me get out my Glock.

Freeway!

Get off me!

Geez, you stink!

Freeway!

There are two things that I won't allow in my pub.

And that's a troublemaker and a man who stinks.

So if you're ever in Omaha, you stay away from the partridge in the plot.

I don't think I can be this close to you much longer.

Shut up!

Russell!

You okay?

Get me to a shower.

Come on.

Man, I figured this son of a bitch went to Harvard.

They always gotta let you know about it too, don't they?

Okay.

What the... Holy shit.

What are they?

Those are rams, and they can be nasty.

But aren't they goats?

Goats are small.

They're sheep.

Do they bite?

No, they ram.

Oh, my God.

They can be controlled.

Little dogs control them just by yapping.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll scare them off.

You go back and hide.

Right now?

Yes.

Okay, but are you alright?

I'll be fine.

Okay.

Alright.

Oh, God.

Be careful.

I'll take care of it.

Go away.

Hey.

Go on with you.

Go.

Go back.

Go back Oh, shit!

No!

Oh, no!

Oh, careful!

You're all right!

Of course we're okay.

Hi, sweetheart.

Wow!

Oh, God, look at that.

Oh, that's a long story.

What's wrong?

Beth and Joseph are lost.

Search and rescue is looking for them.

Oh, I'm sure Beth and Joseph are fine.

Was I right about these two?

Yes.

Beth and Joseph are cold and wet, but they'll be back here shortly.

I made soup.

Go in.

Thank you.

Have fun.

Oh, sure.

Go on!

Let's head back up.

We've got to be well past the ramps by now.

All right.

Honey, watch your step.

It's slippery here.

Hold on.

Can you slow down a little bit?

Oh, God.

I don't want to lose you.

Let's head back up.

Back to the trail.

Okay.

But here, wait.

Just grab hold of this branch right here before you step.

Right this way.

Whoa.

Right here.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Whoa!

No!

Oh!

Okay.

No, just...

Flash holder.

Yeah.

We're going to have to put it back.

Put it back?

It's dislocated.

What?

You have to put the humerus... No, no.

...back into the glenoid socket.

No, no, no.

I really... I cannot do that.

Let's just get you to the hospital, all right?

Joel... You have to do it now before the muscles tighten.

Okay.

All right.

Just...

What about your arm?

What if it ruins it?

What if you never operate again, Joel?

Honey... You can do it.

You just have to do exactly what I say.

All right?

Yes.

First, get me sitting.

Okay.

Careful.

All right.

Come on.

Come on.

All right, now.

Now, I need you to bend this arm until it's in a right angle.

Are you sure?

Are you sure about this, Joel?

Now, pay attention.

I'm going to help you.

All right.

All right?

Now, hold one hand there.

Lift into the right angle with the other hand.

All right?

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh!

Beth, I want you to ignore me no matter how much I scream.

All right?

Ignore your screams?

Yes.

Yes.

Just... All right.

Go ahead.

Okay.

All right.

Stop!

Stop!

You're killing me!

That's okay.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I told you to ignore me.

I know.

So, ignore what you say.

Stop.

Yes.

Ignore me.

Keep going.

All right.

I'm going.

All right.

Yes.

That's it.

That's it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Yes.

I got it.

I got it.

All right.

Now, I want you to push the arm... Uh-huh.

...into my side.

Okay?

So, it's flush with my body.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Okay.

There?

Yeah.

That's good.

That's good.

All right.

Is it back in?

No.

No.

That was the hard part.

That wasn't the hard part?

Honey?

Honey?

Take my wrist here.

Okay.

Rotate the arm away from my body until I say stop.

Wait.

So, ignore... don't ignore what you say this time.

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Don't... Okay.

Yes.

I understand.

I understand.

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Yes.

Stop.

All right.

Okay.

Now, you're going to put my arm back in the socket.

All right?

Okay.

So...

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Good girl.

Just tell me what it is.

Exactly.

I want you to put all your weight... I'm going to put the... Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Put all your weight... I'm trying.

...in the crook of my arm.

Push down.

Lean into me.

Uh-huh.

It's going to take all you've got.

Yes.

All right?

But you can do it.

Yes, I can.

All right?

Until it pops back in.

Okay, Joe.

Lean.

Yes.

Go ahead.

Go.

Is that... Oh, my God.

Joe.

Joe!

Wake up!

Snap out of it!

Okay.

How you doing?

I'm fine.

Really?

Sure.

You cold?

No, no, I'm fine.

You worried?

A little.

You?

As you know, I'm a doctor.

Way to go.

Is that a house?

Yeah.

Okay, honey.

Hello?

It

looks like a good place.

Oh, please.

No!

Okay, okay, okay.

Should I do this?

Should I really do this?

Okay.

Okay, honey.

Okay, this is a bigger rock.

I think this should do it.

Okay.

Back off!

Back away!

I'll tell you to watch out for flying glass.

If I thought there'd be any.

Whoa!

Never mind.

I can't believe it!

I can't believe that I'm not strong enough to break a window!

No, no, you're strong enough.

I think this has to be tempered glass.

What is it?

Are all the windows here tempered?

So wait a second.

No, wait.

Should I do this?

Yeah, but be careful.

Watch your hand.

Oh, God.

Hello?

Careful with your hand!

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God, honey.

Is this alright?

Oh, my God.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, my God.

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Ugh.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Yeah.

Okay.

I like their wine.

Oh, yeah, it's pretty good.

Let's keep the label.

Should we?

Mm-mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Mm.

Delicious.

How come we never have these?

We have.

I have no recollection.

That's because you're in shock.

Oh, thank you, Doctor.

I know we do.

Oh, my God!

Lower that weapon, Deputy Dog.

I had a feeling it'd be you guys.

You know, the whole damn county's been out looking for you.

How'd you find us?

Silent alarm.

Would you let me through?

Damn it!

Oh, we got them!

We got... No, they look great.

They're in their pajamas.

Are you guys okay?

Yeah, they're okay.

Yeah, okay.

No, I got it.

I have to go.

Yeah, I'll tell him.

You scared the shit out of us.

Oh, Bud.

Oh, no, no.

No, don't touch him, no.

He fell down.

Oh, poor guy.

Hurt his shoulder.

Well.

Okay, here we go.

French Tooth.

Clear!

Nourishment, that's what we need.

A side of Lipitor, please.

Come on, eat, Beth, eat.

Last day.

Last day, right.

Your last day.

Oh, sweetie, we gotta get back.

You guys have been more than generous already.

We all have to get back to our lives.

I think we're gonna find a freeway today.

I don't know, maybe.

Well, honey, you found him once.

Yeah, but that storm last night, it was just so bad.

So, what's the plan?

Carmen, what do you got for us?

Only one thing.

When I put the bacon in the oven, I saw freeway

come out of Lawson's Hill at Pioneer's Turn.

He wanted to cross the highway.

Cut the crap.

Beth, your visions sent us all over hell yesterday.

Joseph got hurt, and what about Brian and Russell risking their lives because of

some ridiculous red-headed woman who knew nothing.

Not one thing you've said has been right.

Some were close.

I understand you don't believe me, but you

must believe freeway is out there somewhere.

Is this a gypsy thing?

Manipulating people when they're at their most vulnerable?

Come on, Beth, she's trying to help.

Don't defend me.

You have to stay focused.

The moment you lose hope is the moment your chances of getting him back disappear.

You have to have hope.

That's all we've got.

That's all you need.

Don't you think freeway wants to find you as much as you want to find him?

I hope he's better at it than we are.

We can't get discouraged, guys.

You gotta stay positive.

Hi.

Hello.

Oh, Carol.

No, we haven't found him.

Mm-mm.

Where?

The gas station.

Well, that's near Pioneer Turn.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

So, ten minutes ago.

Yeah.

You saw him in the frying pan?

You are one freaky caretaker.

Listen, I lost a pair of really nice horn-rimmed reading glasses last February.

Maybe you could check the French toast?

Let's get the whistle, please.

Thank you, Carol.

Thank you so much for calling.

Really.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Carmen.

Look, I really... I'm sorry.

Let's go up to Pioneer Turn.

Oh!

Sorry.

Bumpy.

Mom called last night when everyone was lost in the storm.

I told her you were hiking.

I'll call her today.

Did she say anything about the wedding?

She thought it was lovely.

She said the food gave her gout.

Mm-hmm.

That's your mother.

Yeah, she's your grandmother.

Meaning what?

Meaning the dark side is strong in all of us.

By the way, Joseph, it's your turn to go to Phoenix.

Don't I get credit for the wedding?

No, because you put her at my table with Sam's parents.

She has to mend her what he was in his last life.

All right, Mom.

I will go with you next time.

Nobody should have to go through that alone.

Thank you.

Russell offered to go with you.

He's good with difficult people.

I've noticed.

The guy's pretty fearless.

You want to come with me?

You take a knife and you cut into people's backs.

How can you do that?

Yeah, they're asleep.

That must take large cojones.

Well, they trained me to do it.

But, yes, I have large cojones.

How long did it take?

Uh, it's four years of medical school,

five-year residency, and a two-year fellowship.

Eleven years?

Yeah, after college.

Oh.

What?

When did I start calling you doctor?

Um...

about ten years ago after med school.

Maybe I should call you doctor.

I just hate the thought of leaving Beth up here alone.

I told her, come home for a few days,

recharge, and we'll come back on the weekend.

She's afraid the search will end if she leaves.

But, hey, everyone's on the lookout.

If he's out there, somebody will spot him.

If he's out there.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go home with you tomorrow.

I won't.

Anyway.

Hi, sweetie.

We're just having coffee before we head out again.

Okay, look, Carmen says don't give up hope.

Wait, I'm gonna put you on the speaker.

Okay.

Okay, we're all here.

Carmen says Freeway really wants to come in, but he's gotta hear a friendly voice.

Okay, don't laugh.

Wait a second.

Okay.

Carmen has a strong feeling about a basketball court.

Okay.

Okay.

Now, there are two basketball courts in town.

We're going to the high school.

Can you guys cover the one in Town Park?

Town Park.

Okay.

We're going to Town Park.

Town Park.

So if you see a dog like this...

Okay.

Your hands are full.

Thank you so much.

Have a good picnic now.

Come on, darling.

Freeway!

Freeway, come on in!

I can hardly remember the wedding.

Everyone loved it.

They did.

Especially my mother.

Gave her gout.

I'll bet you remember how beautiful Grace looked.

Oh, yeah.

And Ellie.

Ellie, too.

They're gonna have another doctor in the family.

Wow.

Ethan could use a cousin.

They should get right on that.

Yeah, so to speak.

I told Grace to throw away her pills two months ago.

I'm sorry I forgot the dog whistle.

Oh.

That wasn't it.

No, I know.

I'm gonna try to be better.

I can't promise you I'll be much different.

I may be a little late for that.

I'm gonna try to calm down.

No, no, no.

You can't help it.

It's a jolt finding ourselves like this.

Like what?

Not young.

Oh, my God.

Have you noticed the ages of the people in the open?

It's not funny.

No, it is funny.

I was thinking maybe we ought to invest in the pub.

Yeah, I was thinking that, too.

The partridge in the plow?

It's growing on me.

Doesn't mean I'm gonna drink warm beer.

Here, freeway.

Hey, buddy.

Come on, come on, freeway.

Oh.

Careful, baby.

No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Oh, I was so scared last night.

Everybody I care about was out in that storm.

We all made it.

I'm never letting you out of my sight again.

Look at history.

Look at history.

Look at history.

You would make a fine husband.

For you?

No, not for me.

Why not?

It would never work.

I could see the whole thing.

Tell me.

The wedding would be very strange.

But funny.

We would have to keep an eye on my father or on Penny.

My mother would disapprove of everything, but Russell would melt her heart.

Yeah.

The sex would be fantastic.

You will have no problem keeping up with me.

You've got good hands.

They will make me want to devour you.

Okay, this is all really good.

What's the problem?

You will take me to your world of hospitals and cocktails and everything.

I will know what they're thinking, but that will not bother me.

What will bother me is being in the wrong place.

You and I will become out of alignment.

Disaster will follow.

Tell me about the sex again.

Okay.

Vision?

I was thinking, in case one of us drops dead, we shouldn't leave anything unsaid.

I don't want to be in cardiac arrest thinking I forgot to tell you something.

Okay, go ahead.

Okay.

The girls were really lucky when they got you for a mother.

While it's true that every so often you get on my nerves, I just want to say that

things that bug me about you have never meant

anything compared with how much I love you.

Your turn.

Hey, guys.

Uh, we've reached a conclusion.

This is nuts.

We spent three days running around on the word of a gypsy psychic.

Alleged gypsy psychic.

Well, that's all we had to go on, so why not?

I know, I'm tired of it.

I am.

I'm tired of it, too.

Mm.

Oh.

Hello.

Okay.

Carmen's had another vision.

9.30 freeway between the ice cream parlor and the church.

Can we just do this?

Oh, let's go.

Oh, thank you.

I really thought I'd be there.

What dog goes to church at 9.30?

He didn't say where he was going.

Sneaked out before I woke up.

And he just took your car?

Stole it.

Well, don't worry.

He won't get far.

I got this plane ticket right here.

Carmen, don't worry.

Thank you.

Bye.

I will keep looking after you.

Sorry about the car.

Thought I had to get to Norwich.

Want it?

It was supposed to be his last day.

And you were right.

He was waiting for a man.

But I think he's your dog.

He doesn't have a name.

What do you think, Django Jr.?

I think I will call him Doc.

It's gonna be a little bumpy till we get over the mountains.

I will never forgive you for this.

This isn't even a real airport.

There he is!

Freeway!

He's down there!

Oh, my God!

I can see him!

You see him?

Yes, he's down there.

We've gotta go back.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna tell them.

No, no, no.

They're not gonna turn the plane around because you think you saw a dog.

They'll have you arrested.

Joseph, I saw him.

You saw Freeway?

You saw Freeway?

Yeah.

Oh, my God!

We're crashing!

We're crashing!

We got him!

Oh, my God!

Are you okay?

Y'all know what we're doing.

Good plan, right?

Okay.

I got it.

On three.

One, two... Oh, my God!

No!

Oh, my God!

Help us!

Help us!

Oh, my God!

Hurry!

Hurry!

I got him!

I got him!

Yes!

Hold him!

I got him!

Oh, God!

It's a high-tech unit!

What the hell is going on back there?

Something happened to my friend!

Shut up!

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's the appendix.

There's gonna be a kidney stone!

Are we gonna die?

Tell me the truth!

No, ma'am.

I've got a passenger in distress.

We have to get this man to a hospital immediately.

Turn this plane around right now!

Are you a doctor?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Watch your stairs.

There we go.

Okay, guys.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Come around me.

Come around me.

Come on.

Come on.

What's the problem here?

This one said that one's appendix was bursting.

No, no.

I said I thought it was his appendix, but now I think more it's a kidney stone.

You're a doctor?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa.

You in a lot of pain, Joe?

Well, no question.

It hurts.

Or rather, it was hurting.

I feel you, brother.

Let's get you to the clinic.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Watch your head now.

Okay.

Here!

Right here is where I saw him!

There.

Get right there.

There they are.

That here is good.

Yeah.

Thanks a million, Sheriff.

I'll never forget this.

I hope it doesn't cause you any problems.

No one's ever going to know about it.

Hey, Carmen, wait up!

Oh, thank God.

Gracie?

Dad, are you guys still in the mountains?

What's going on?

Oh, well, you know, we're having so much fun.

I'm so glad you guys took a few days to unwind.

We've been having the best time.

Thank you.

I love being married.

Oh, Dad, how's freeway?

Freeway?

Freeway's fine.