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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,609 Can we go now? 2 00:00:18,632 --> 00:00:20,529 Our suspect is in the hotel, but don't worry, 3 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:25,409 your client is in no danger. My best mars on the job. 4 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:31,040 Gibert to Alain. 5 00:00:31,784 --> 00:00:35,761 Suspect located. Distance roughly... 15 meters. 6 00:00:35,784 --> 00:00:37,969 - Get over here. - I'm here, boss. 7 00:00:37,992 --> 00:00:39,601 Concentrate, Alain! 8 00:00:39,624 --> 00:00:42,276 See the wildcat at 11 o'clock? 9 00:00:42,599 --> 00:00:44,592 It's a maritime expression. 10 00:00:44,615 --> 00:00:47,665 In Marseille 10 years, and still not seen the sea? 11 00:00:47,688 --> 00:00:49,777 I have. When we patrol the port. 12 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,505 OK, I see. 13 00:00:51,528 --> 00:00:53,713 12 o'clock is straight ahead, 14 00:00:53,736 --> 00:00:57,436 so 11 o'clock's that way, a bit to the left. 15 00:00:58,152 --> 00:00:59,910 I get it. 16 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,776 Are you sure that's a suspect? 17 00:01:01,799 --> 00:01:03,409 Looks like a chambermaid. 18 00:01:03,432 --> 00:01:05,872 A terrorist doesn't go round yelling 19 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:07,985 with explosives strapped to his waist. 20 00:01:08,008 --> 00:01:08,369 That's right. 21 00:01:08,392 --> 00:01:10,001 They wear disguise. 22 00:01:10,024 --> 00:01:14,993 What better than a chambermaid 23 00:01:15,016 --> 00:01:16,432 - pushing her can't along? - Of course. 24 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:17,777 Especially in a hotel. 25 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:21,521 The song encourages him to commit his dastardly act. 26 00:01:21,544 --> 00:01:23,729 Sounds like Spanish. 27 00:01:23,752 --> 00:01:26,688 A revolutionary anthem! 28 00:01:31,432 --> 00:01:32,993 Watch out! 29 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:37,137 On my signal, neutralize the Basque! 30 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,853 10/5. 31 00:01:39,943 --> 00:01:41,734 12 o'clock! 32 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,009 Good job! Betrayed by his own song! 33 00:01:45,032 --> 00:01:47,120 To the cars! 34 00:01:47,143 --> 00:01:49,120 I'll question him later. 35 00:01:51,656 --> 00:01:52,689 What's happening? 36 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,664 Sir, I've just neutralized the Hispanic terrorist 37 00:01:55,687 --> 00:01:57,872 with a can't full of 38 00:01:57,895 --> 00:01:59,984 what look like toxic products. 39 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:01,233 I'm sending them to the lab. 40 00:02:01,256 --> 00:02:02,480 Perfect, Gibert! 41 00:02:02,503 --> 00:02:05,360 Get the client out of his room or he'll be late. 42 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:07,523 It's as good as done, sir. 43 00:02:08,743 --> 00:02:10,032 Emilien? Coast's clear 44 00:02:10,055 --> 00:02:11,952 to deliver the package. 45 00:02:11,975 --> 00:02:13,680 Emilien! Answer me! 46 00:02:13,703 --> 00:02:15,493 I'm almost outside his door, chief! 47 00:02:15,815 --> 00:02:17,424 Honestly, jumping me on the job! 48 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:19,632 I can't help it. 49 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:23,280 You turn me on when you're in action. 50 00:02:23,303 --> 00:02:25,104 Reminds me of Sean Connery. 51 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:26,160 Don't take liberties, 52 00:02:26,183 --> 00:02:28,752 just because you're stronger than me. 53 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:30,576 Next time, you can tie me down. 54 00:02:30,599 --> 00:02:33,072 Quiet! The whole hotel's bugged. 55 00:02:33,095 --> 00:02:34,896 Yes, Inspector! 56 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,823 I'll handle the package. You find Gibert. 57 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,312 I love you, Emilien. 58 00:02:43,335 --> 00:02:45,136 I love you, too, but not now! 59 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:47,136 Tonight, at home! 60 00:03:01,086 --> 00:03:02,599 Mr. Cisse! 61 00:03:02,622 --> 00:03:05,095 You're due on the pitch in 20 minutes. 62 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:10,471 The charity is 9 For Africa. We're building an orphanage. That's my goal. 63 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:14,215 Sorry, but I'm with the police. I'm here to... 64 00:03:14,238 --> 00:03:16,858 - What's your name? - Emilien. 65 00:03:18,846 --> 00:03:20,646 No, it's not for a... It's for the... 66 00:03:20,669 --> 00:03:23,686 This is no time to exchange cards. 67 00:03:23,709 --> 00:03:25,991 OK, where's this Gerbil-jibly... 68 00:03:26,014 --> 00:03:28,391 That'll twist foreign tongues. 69 00:03:28,414 --> 00:03:29,831 The name's Djibril Cisse. 70 00:03:29,854 --> 00:03:31,175 Don't get smart with me, 71 00:03:31,198 --> 00:03:34,615 or you'll be straight in the pen. 72 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,318 Emilien, look. Nothing like him. 73 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:38,471 The nose, teeth... 74 00:03:38,494 --> 00:03:41,062 It's him, sir. I promise you. 75 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:42,695 Not too fast! I smell a rat and I should know. 76 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:46,726 2 years at customs. No illegals get past me. 77 00:03:46,749 --> 00:03:49,606 I bust the Korean people smugglers in '92. 78 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,622 - He's not Korean. - Can you be sure? 79 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:53,350 I checked his ID. 80 00:03:53,373 --> 00:03:55,814 - Look, slant eyes. - He's just tired. 81 00:03:55,837 --> 00:03:58,310 Let's go. 82 00:03:58,333 --> 00:03:59,366 The Prefect will lose patience. 83 00:03:59,389 --> 00:04:01,464 To the cars! 84 00:04:05,726 --> 00:04:09,426 I don't know why, but you're not popular here. 85 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,401 Don't worry, he prefers fishing to football. 86 00:04:22,424 --> 00:04:23,649 Mumbling again, Emilien? 87 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,761 I was just saying you're a keen angler. 88 00:04:25,784 --> 00:04:27,489 That's a real sport. 89 00:04:27,512 --> 00:04:28,641 Do you fly fish? 90 00:04:28,664 --> 00:04:30,913 I never do anything on the fly. 91 00:04:30,936 --> 00:04:34,081 Quite right! 92 00:04:34,104 --> 00:04:38,017 There's no room for amateurism in fishing. 93 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,089 Take float fishing, for example, for still water tench. 94 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:42,817 You can lie in wait for hours like a vulture, 95 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,296 watching the float, then... 96 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:51,553 What is it now? 97 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:54,529 - Nothing broken? - No, I'm fine. 98 00:04:54,552 --> 00:04:56,737 Can't you ring your bell? 99 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:00,097 They said Mr. Cisse was asleep. We didn't want to wake him. 100 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,425 He's in my car. We're transferring him. 101 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:04,865 Djibril Cisse? 102 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,785 Transferred to Marseille? 103 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:09,941 Shit, it's Cisse! 104 00:05:10,168 --> 00:05:11,873 Do something or we'll miss the match. 105 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:13,121 Don't worry, 106 00:05:13,144 --> 00:05:15,415 I know a guy who can help. 107 00:05:19,192 --> 00:05:20,417 The police have taxis? 108 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,995 He's with the air force. 109 00:05:24,951 --> 00:05:26,273 Marseille Express, at your service. 110 00:05:26,296 --> 00:05:29,728 Mr. Cisse has 8 minutes to get to the game. 111 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,073 Good to have you aboard. 112 00:05:31,096 --> 00:05:33,185 You're playing for Marseille? 113 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,361 A charity game. We'll miss kick-off. 114 00:05:35,384 --> 00:05:37,939 If it's for a good cause... 115 00:05:57,943 --> 00:06:00,225 I'll get changed to save time. 116 00:06:00,248 --> 00:06:02,290 You can try. 117 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:07,286 Guess who's transferred to Marseille. 118 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,905 This is the wrong way. The city's gridlocked. 119 00:06:11,928 --> 00:06:13,806 No kidding! Djibril Cisse himself! 120 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,920 Number 9 for Olympique de Marseille. 121 00:06:25,943 --> 00:06:28,978 That's what I call a road. 122 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,448 Like velvet. 123 00:06:32,471 --> 00:06:34,656 Can't even hear the engine. 124 00:06:34,679 --> 00:06:36,961 At this speed, only wind. 125 00:06:36,984 --> 00:06:40,576 News has just come in 126 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:41,921 that Marseille has broken the bank to buy a wonder player, 127 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,978 none other than Djibril Cisse. 128 00:06:48,087 --> 00:06:49,889 There's a taxi coming your way. 129 00:06:49,912 --> 00:06:51,616 ETA less than one minute. 130 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,616 Got ya! 131 00:06:53,751 --> 00:06:55,168 It must be Daniel. 132 00:06:55,191 --> 00:06:57,376 It ain't gonna be the pope. 133 00:06:57,399 --> 00:06:58,528 The Parisian? 134 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,584 Jeez, that's mean. 135 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:01,504 He has to learn sometime. 136 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:04,288 - Hey, Blondie! - Yes, sir? 137 00:07:04,311 --> 00:07:07,744 Can you check the radar over there? 138 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,184 Switch it to ultra-sensitive, will you? 139 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:10,965 Sir, yes, sir! 140 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:16,340 Watch out, bullet train approaching. Stand back! 141 00:07:21,655 --> 00:07:26,032 Thanks, kid. We got a much better reading. 142 00:07:29,431 --> 00:07:32,192 - It really goes. - I customized it. 143 00:07:32,215 --> 00:07:34,400 Picked up parts from Concorde. 144 00:07:34,423 --> 00:07:36,128 Brake! We're nearly there. 145 00:07:36,151 --> 00:07:41,750 We just received confirmation. 60 million! 146 00:07:49,847 --> 00:07:50,976 The transfer of the year! There's traffic everywhere. 147 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,704 I know a shortcut. 148 00:07:52,727 --> 00:07:55,478 I hate it when you say that. 149 00:07:56,855 --> 00:08:01,248 The wildest rumours surround 150 00:08:01,271 --> 00:08:03,935 the transfer of Djibril Cisse to Olympique de Marseille. 151 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:08,256 To find out more, over to Armand Pecci at the Velodrome. 152 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,848 Absolutely, we're here live in Marseille 153 00:08:10,871 --> 00:08:14,495 for the fund-raiser for a sick children charity. 154 00:08:14,518 --> 00:08:18,399 The player has asked for an astronomical sum. 155 00:08:18,422 --> 00:08:22,048 Figures of up to 200 million euros have been mentioned. 156 00:08:22,071 --> 00:08:24,832 He'll reveal all to us later live on TF1, 157 00:08:24,855 --> 00:08:26,752 but for now he's not even arrived. 158 00:08:26,775 --> 00:08:30,387 Djibril Cisse or not, we kick off in 2 minutes. 159 00:08:35,126 --> 00:08:35,871 Take a right. 160 00:08:35,894 --> 00:08:38,367 That's two "rights" already? 161 00:08:38,391 --> 00:08:39,232 You sure you been here before? 162 00:08:39,255 --> 00:08:41,920 Papal security. 163 00:08:41,943 --> 00:08:43,840 We spent 6 days here looking for Gibert. 164 00:08:43,863 --> 00:08:48,021 That's reassuring. How about we trust my instinct? 165 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:51,381 OK, let's go! 166 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:01,279 - 7' 32". - Thanks. 167 00:09:01,302 --> 00:09:03,376 Thank you. 168 00:09:21,718 --> 00:09:23,807 This is better than on TV. 169 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,343 You're kind of in the way. Back to the stands, 170 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:28,127 or it's a yellow card. 171 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,224 Yes, ref. 172 00:10:06,325 --> 00:10:08,880 - What are you doing? - That's a free kick. 173 00:10:17,174 --> 00:10:18,322 That was a fair play! 174 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:19,676 Leave him alone! 175 00:11:06,742 --> 00:11:10,835 Let's warm up good! Lift your knees. I want no strains. 176 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:24,861 - Like the shirt? - It's too big. 177 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,750 You know your Mom. 178 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,150 After the first wash, 179 00:11:29,173 --> 00:11:30,398 The autograph will wash off. 180 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:33,086 I'll ask her to wash round it. 181 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:33,950 Listen to me. 182 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:37,597 Stay on the pitch more than 3 minutes. No red cards. 183 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,411 Are you OK? 184 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:43,166 The golden rule is you don't go near the ball. 185 00:11:43,189 --> 00:11:43,838 Yes. 186 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:46,237 If it comes to you, just kick it. 187 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,006 Which way? 188 00:11:47,029 --> 00:11:49,310 Just kick. They can chase it. 189 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,422 Can't I play a bit, though? 190 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,250 When the match is over, with me. 191 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,757 Go on, son! 192 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,920 Don't run too fast. 193 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,110 Sure he won't catch cold? 194 00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:13,277 I gave him a thermal under shirt and vitamin C earlier. 195 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,485 Like that, not much can go wrong. 196 00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,886 Get him playing ice hockey. 197 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,518 Too dangerous! 198 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,342 His Mom wanted him to do karate. 199 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,797 I had a word with the club. They turned him down. 200 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,773 He's gonna have to learn to take a hit some time. 201 00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:29,789 Yeah, it'll be too soon. 202 00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:30,717 Try swimming. 203 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:33,885 He has a bad chest. It's hereditary. 204 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:36,094 You never broke anything as a kid? 205 00:12:36,117 --> 00:12:38,206 - My arm. 3 times. - You see? 206 00:12:38,229 --> 00:12:42,027 It didn't make me any smarter or get me into cop school. 207 00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:45,393 You should tried breaking a leg. 208 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:50,291 Well played, son, that's right! 209 00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:54,621 What'll happen to our kids? 210 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:55,677 What do you mean? 211 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,981 Mine a cabbie and yours a cop? 212 00:12:58,004 --> 00:13:00,573 Why not? They'd be doing well. 213 00:13:00,596 --> 00:13:02,397 We help people. Pretty neat, huh? 214 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,381 Don't complain, there's worse. 215 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,397 Mine a cabbie and yours a cop! 216 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,495 Don't even mention it. 217 00:13:13,716 --> 00:13:15,506 This is Emilien. 218 00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,685 - Emilien? - An emergency? 219 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,373 Gibert said that? I'm off duty today. 220 00:13:21,396 --> 00:13:22,333 Emilien... 221 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:23,852 You okay, Maxime? 222 00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:24,911 You're kidding me! 223 00:13:24,923 --> 00:13:26,545 I think you ought... 224 00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,284 OK, I'll be right there. 225 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,780 Gibert's called everybody in. 226 00:13:30,803 --> 00:13:32,700 Petra's on an ultra-secret mission. 227 00:13:32,723 --> 00:13:34,812 And my Mom's gone to Lourdes. 228 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:35,452 Lourdes? 229 00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:36,796 She goes since I was born. 230 00:13:36,819 --> 00:13:38,428 That was some miracle! 231 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,266 You'll take care of the kids? 232 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,116 No problem. 233 00:13:41,139 --> 00:13:43,132 Don't fill his face with cakes. 234 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,587 Would I? Crust of bed, glass of water and to bed! 235 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,180 Joke! I'll look after him like my own. 236 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,332 That scares me. 237 00:13:50,355 --> 00:13:52,540 I look after your son every Wednesday. 238 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,900 Has he ever come home with pimples? 239 00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:57,532 So, get moving. 240 00:13:57,555 --> 00:13:59,346 Thank you. 241 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:09,428 4' 30". You beat your record. 242 00:14:09,451 --> 00:14:11,252 I didn't touch him! 243 00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:15,139 Stinky ref! Hands out cards like confetti. 244 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,653 Get Max. We'll go eat waffles. 245 00:14:17,676 --> 00:14:20,034 Come on, Max, let's go eat. 246 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:27,721 Arrest that ball immediately! 247 00:14:27,851 --> 00:14:29,076 I got it, chief! 248 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:31,370 Bring it over here. 249 00:14:35,914 --> 00:14:37,792 Wort bother me again. 250 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,582 Here, kids, enjoy your game. 251 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:47,955 This is no time for dribbles,step overs and other football clownery. 252 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:49,491 I had Paris on the phone. 253 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,371 They're sending a very special delivery. 254 00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:55,059 The most important transfer of the year. 255 00:14:55,082 --> 00:14:56,115 - Drogba? - Thuram? 256 00:14:56,138 --> 00:14:57,363 I know! Makelele! 257 00:14:57,386 --> 00:14:58,707 - Beckenbauer? - Maradona? 258 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,779 What a bunch of idiots! 259 00:15:01,802 --> 00:15:03,699 I'm not talking tennis, I'm talking crime. 260 00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:04,659 Bernard Tapie! 261 00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:07,155 Much more famous than him. 262 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:09,747 On my files, he's public enemy No. 1 263 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:16,179 It's none other than jeeycee Kassa-see... 264 00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:16,851 - jeeycee Kassa-see... - No, chief. 265 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,579 Attention! 266 00:15:18,602 --> 00:15:20,275 That was yesterday's transfer. 267 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:21,907 Where's today's? 268 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,827 Turn the page. Save paper, remember? 269 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,979 Yes, indeed. 270 00:15:25,002 --> 00:15:26,035 It's my wife. 271 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,627 She saw a program on the Amazon forest. 272 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:32,449 Know how many hectares are cut down every year? 273 00:15:34,986 --> 00:15:37,061 How many? 274 00:15:37,098 --> 00:15:39,955 It sends shivers down your spine. 275 00:15:39,978 --> 00:15:40,915 How many? 276 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:46,194 Like billions of matchboxes, chopped down and up in flames. 277 00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:49,074 So, at the first chance, I say, show me your papers! 278 00:15:49,097 --> 00:15:51,475 I mean, save paper! 279 00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:53,362 What about public enemy No. 1? 280 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,571 A Belgian whose name is enough to make you feel sick. 281 00:15:55,594 --> 00:16:00,275 53 armed robberies, 122 accomplice-to-murder raps. 282 00:16:00,298 --> 00:16:03,634 Biggest mobster since Al Capone. 283 00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:08,051 He's being transferred to Congo to stand trial for dozens of crimes. 284 00:16:08,074 --> 00:16:09,586 Stopover in Marseille. 285 00:16:09,609 --> 00:16:12,178 We take delivery, keep him warm 286 00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,907 till 5 a.m. Tomorrow 287 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:16,595 and put him in the Congolese jet. 288 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:19,620 He's not gonna see any sights. 289 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,930 I want ultra-tight surveillance. 290 00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:25,587 An officer every square centimetre. 291 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:28,467 So many cops, so close, he can't even see the sea. 292 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,962 - Do I make myself hear? - Yes, chief! 293 00:16:30,985 --> 00:16:33,824 What time's he get in? 294 00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:36,242 Good question. 15:00 hours. 295 00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:38,067 It's already 5 past. 296 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,361 5 past 12? 297 00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:43,442 To the cars! 298 00:16:43,465 --> 00:16:45,938 What's up? Isn't that what you ordered? 299 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:46,994 Eat then. 300 00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:50,642 Dad said not to eat cream 'cos I get it all over. 301 00:16:50,665 --> 00:16:51,890 Well, he's wrong. 302 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:55,014 Show him what a good eater you are. 303 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,798 Shit! Your Dad! The cops! 304 00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:14,602 What are you doing? Get out of the way! 305 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,943 The lady's got a flat. 306 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:22,280 I gotta help in this heat. 307 00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:24,200 He's right. She'll dehydrate. She needs help. 308 00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:25,054 I can do first aid! 309 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,120 I used to be a florist. 310 00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:28,893 Stop! Stay where you are! 311 00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:36,968 Some parents deserve to be sent to jail. 312 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:40,276 How long does it take to change a tire? 313 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,116 Here, we take the time to do things right. 314 00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:47,877 Thank you. 315 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,033 About time, too. Drive! 316 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,125 Tasty, at least? 317 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:49,799 General! 318 00:20:49,823 --> 00:20:51,047 Gibert! That explains it. 319 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:54,407 We took a shortcut, but the lady had a flat. 320 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,847 1 hour to change a tire? 321 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,055 In the police, a week at best. 322 00:20:58,078 --> 00:21:01,127 The first thing they learn now is to shoot. 323 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:04,775 But cops deal with more flat tires than shoot-outs. 324 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:06,791 Is it the same in the army? 325 00:21:06,814 --> 00:21:08,039 We have caterpillars. 326 00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,191 They're very good. 327 00:21:09,214 --> 00:21:11,191 Specially off road. 328 00:21:52,272 --> 00:21:55,322 That reminds me of a vacation in Africa. 329 00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:59,353 We slept in cages to keep the wild beasts away. 330 00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:01,273 This is the worst kind of beast. 331 00:22:01,296 --> 00:22:05,113 If he escapes, there'll be blood on the streets. 332 00:22:05,136 --> 00:22:06,521 Don't worry, General, we're used to his sort. 333 00:22:06,544 --> 00:22:08,633 2 hours to tame him. 334 00:22:08,656 --> 00:22:12,281 Tomorrow, he'll be juggling balls on his nose. 335 00:22:12,304 --> 00:22:14,182 Load him up! 336 00:22:25,641 --> 00:22:26,674 Good job! 337 00:22:26,697 --> 00:22:29,650 Your career hangs on this. 338 00:22:29,673 --> 00:22:33,586 It's in the bag. Let's synchronize watches. 339 00:22:33,609 --> 00:22:35,122 16:20. - 5 past 12. Perfect. 340 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:38,376 Touch base every 2 hours. Go! 341 00:22:47,044 --> 00:22:48,461 Hello. 342 00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:50,061 General! Already? 343 00:22:50,084 --> 00:22:53,997 It's taken you a mere 30 seconds to mess up. 344 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:56,673 - Sorry? - Check your mirror. 345 00:22:57,188 --> 00:23:01,965 The label! I can see much better now. Thank you, General. 346 00:23:01,988 --> 00:23:05,133 I meant your side-view mirror. 347 00:23:05,156 --> 00:23:07,808 Look to your right. 348 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:12,507 Shit! Reverse engines! 349 00:23:21,188 --> 00:23:24,867 He has the point. 350 00:23:25,763 --> 00:23:26,893 You're sure about the address? 351 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:28,428 100%. 352 00:23:28,451 --> 00:23:32,845 You stay in the car. I'll be much happier on my own. 353 00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:34,957 Lf, and I emphasize the "if", 354 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,972 I'm gone 30 minutes, come get me. 355 00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:39,070 Yeah, right! 356 00:23:39,492 --> 00:23:41,185 What? 357 00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:45,133 Call me before you unleash him. To be on the safe side. 358 00:23:45,156 --> 00:23:46,750 No worries. 359 00:23:54,148 --> 00:23:56,987 Gee, he missed it! 360 00:24:32,995 --> 00:24:34,972 Let me see how well you can handle this. 361 00:24:38,275 --> 00:24:39,501 HI, Daniel! 362 00:24:39,524 --> 00:24:41,900 This was on the road. 363 00:24:41,923 --> 00:24:44,396 Is it yours? I knew it had hit the asphalt. 364 00:24:44,419 --> 00:24:45,452 Thanks. 365 00:24:45,475 --> 00:24:47,756 - Hiya, kids! - Jeez, they grow up quick. 366 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,964 It's little Maxime! 367 00:24:49,987 --> 00:24:52,509 Lucky, he's not like his Dad. 368 00:24:52,675 --> 00:24:53,324 OK, let's go. 369 00:24:53,347 --> 00:24:55,436 Emiliers out on a mission. 370 00:24:55,459 --> 00:24:57,981 They can play on the computer. 371 00:25:01,281 --> 00:25:03,639 Where are your Dad's video games? 372 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,443 Those'll keep you busy. 373 00:25:06,466 --> 00:25:09,216 I have to make a call. Be good. 374 00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:14,027 Can we both play? 375 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:17,194 No, they gave Dad the worst computer. 376 00:25:17,217 --> 00:25:18,923 Hardly even sends email. 377 00:25:18,946 --> 00:25:21,514 - And Gibert's? - It's hot stuff! 378 00:25:21,537 --> 00:25:24,970 What the hell is all this garbage? 379 00:25:24,993 --> 00:25:27,798 Need an MA for the new models! 380 00:25:29,217 --> 00:25:31,402 - What? - We wanted to play. 381 00:25:31,425 --> 00:25:33,194 It's taken. Try another office. 382 00:25:33,217 --> 00:25:34,250 That one's 383 00:25:34,273 --> 00:25:37,886 a CORE2 total latest generation. 384 00:25:41,186 --> 00:25:43,041 You know how to work this? 385 00:25:43,053 --> 00:25:44,504 Child's play! 386 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,786 - Hi, Marley. - How are you! 387 00:25:47,809 --> 00:25:49,802 Got anything for a sore throat? 388 00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:52,201 The seasons over. I ain't got much. 389 00:25:52,224 --> 00:25:54,396 Take a look. 390 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:59,164 Yeah, right. 391 00:26:00,576 --> 00:26:03,677 - You join me? - Why not! 392 00:26:12,254 --> 00:26:14,343 - It'll wake me up. Here. - No, thanks. 393 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:17,608 Not on duty. I'll smoke it tonight. 394 00:26:17,631 --> 00:26:21,909 Here, it's the opposite. We never smoke at home. 395 00:26:22,527 --> 00:26:25,758 - It's Gibert! - Check out the car! 396 00:26:34,334 --> 00:26:35,848 Alain? 397 00:26:35,871 --> 00:26:37,768 Put the beast in the main office. 398 00:26:37,791 --> 00:26:39,751 - Out of the cage? - Of course not! 399 00:26:39,774 --> 00:26:42,247 May I remind you, he's extremely dangerous? 400 00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:44,840 I know, but the cage is extremely big. 401 00:26:44,863 --> 00:26:46,760 Stop discussing the discussion. 402 00:26:46,783 --> 00:26:48,759 Action! 403 00:26:51,966 --> 00:26:52,903 All units... 404 00:26:52,926 --> 00:26:55,399 Big bad wolf's back. Over. 405 00:26:55,422 --> 00:26:57,399 That's Gibert! Lose it. 406 00:27:13,534 --> 00:27:15,431 Marley! 407 00:27:15,454 --> 00:27:17,910 - Come here. - Yes, sir? 408 00:27:18,621 --> 00:27:20,903 - Have you been smoking? - No, I swear... 409 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:21,575 Don't lie to me. 410 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,839 I have a very sensitive nose. 411 00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:27,911 I trained with mountain rescue dogs. 412 00:27:27,934 --> 00:27:29,639 I can sniff snow like no man. 413 00:27:29,662 --> 00:27:30,503 It's great. 414 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:33,383 I could detect grass over a mile away. Wicked! 415 00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:34,822 I guess so. 416 00:27:34,845 --> 00:27:39,572 I'll let it ride. Last chance, OK? 417 00:27:43,070 --> 00:27:45,145 Type your password. 418 00:27:47,773 --> 00:27:49,945 Select a photo. 419 00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:55,130 Click on the one you don't want. 420 00:27:55,838 --> 00:27:58,588 Then click on the one you want. 421 00:28:00,157 --> 00:28:02,535 Thanks, boys. I don't know 422 00:28:02,558 --> 00:28:04,551 what I'd have done without you. 423 00:28:04,574 --> 00:28:07,128 You deserve a reward. 424 00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:10,259 A bill for each of you. 425 00:28:12,254 --> 00:28:15,736 Put it away. Our secret. 426 00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,478 What are you doing, boys? 427 00:28:17,501 --> 00:28:21,497 I don't want you on my computer. 428 00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:25,336 And what are you doing? 429 00:28:26,429 --> 00:28:28,787 You're the new IT trainer? 430 00:28:30,845 --> 00:28:32,838 - Right. - Sorry, I'd forgotten. 431 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:36,006 It's not a luxury having a teacher for this. 432 00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:40,902 I'm pretty electronically minded, but I've met my match here. 433 00:28:40,925 --> 00:28:42,534 Short and sweet. 434 00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:46,039 I've had a long day. Feels like my head will explode. 435 00:28:46,205 --> 00:28:47,590 Sorry, but you're smoking. 436 00:28:47,613 --> 00:28:49,414 I stopped 3 weeks ago. 437 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:52,678 I have pretty good willpower, but this time I resorted to a patch. 438 00:28:52,701 --> 00:28:54,295 - Yes, indeed! - Great. 439 00:28:55,774 --> 00:28:58,726 I meant, your head's smoking. 440 00:28:58,749 --> 00:29:02,264 - So it is. - May I? 441 00:29:02,589 --> 00:29:04,582 Where'd that come from? 442 00:29:04,605 --> 00:29:07,078 Morocco, definitely. 443 00:29:07,101 --> 00:29:09,574 Put it out. It's a no-smoking office. 444 00:29:09,597 --> 00:29:11,093 Sorry. 445 00:29:11,613 --> 00:29:14,374 Can we start? I have a busy schedule. 446 00:29:14,397 --> 00:29:16,966 Where did you get to in your last lesson? 447 00:29:16,989 --> 00:29:18,933 Adjusting the chair. 448 00:29:19,645 --> 00:29:21,254 Take the mouse. 449 00:29:21,277 --> 00:29:23,942 One eye on the screen, one on the keyboard. 450 00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:27,862 One eye on the screen, one on the keyboard... 451 00:29:37,021 --> 00:29:38,997 This won't be easy. 452 00:29:40,573 --> 00:29:42,278 That's for 6-year-olds? 453 00:29:42,301 --> 00:29:44,390 Dad! It's totally harmless. 454 00:29:44,413 --> 00:29:46,651 We haven't played it for ages. 455 00:29:47,676 --> 00:29:50,981 It's awful. You have no idea. 456 00:29:51,004 --> 00:29:53,382 No, I never have any ideas. 457 00:29:53,405 --> 00:29:56,262 We got a huge job. A major client! 458 00:29:56,285 --> 00:29:58,278 - What kind? - Wanted all over Europe. 459 00:29:58,301 --> 00:30:01,445 They sent him here? He'll learn to play boules. 460 00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:03,558 No time. He's flying out to Congo at 5 tomorrow. 461 00:30:03,581 --> 00:30:04,614 If he's not escaped. 462 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:08,165 This isn't a police station, it's a summer camp. 463 00:30:08,188 --> 00:30:08,720 Relax. 464 00:30:08,731 --> 00:30:10,743 If that's not what it was, then it's great. 465 00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:15,545 Gibert wants us all in to work overtime. 466 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:18,246 I can't get hold of Petra. 467 00:30:18,269 --> 00:30:20,549 Always some damn top secret mission. 468 00:30:20,572 --> 00:30:22,438 So, I'm stuck with the kid... 469 00:30:22,461 --> 00:30:25,701 And could your friend Daniel look after him? 470 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:28,581 Just a couple of hours 471 00:30:28,604 --> 00:30:30,118 until I get off duty. 472 00:30:30,141 --> 00:30:32,517 - 2 sugars in your coffee? - Thank you. 473 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:35,397 When do I do any work? I've had the kids all day. 474 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,837 Can't Lily help out? 475 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:38,470 She's in Paris on a decorating course. 476 00:30:38,493 --> 00:30:40,005 Decorating? 477 00:30:40,028 --> 00:30:43,728 She's decided to redecorate the garage. 478 00:30:44,349 --> 00:30:46,437 - Yikes! - You said it. 479 00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,645 She wants the taxi to sleep outside. 480 00:30:48,668 --> 00:30:50,469 Ouch! 481 00:30:50,492 --> 00:30:52,006 You're a dead man! 482 00:30:52,029 --> 00:30:56,966 It could be a good thing. Lily puts flowers everywhere. 483 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,365 Pollen blocks up the carburettors. 484 00:30:59,388 --> 00:31:01,862 I spend all weekend cleaning them with cotton buds. 485 00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:04,837 You have to learn to compromise. 486 00:31:04,860 --> 00:31:06,373 You compromise with Petra? 487 00:31:06,396 --> 00:31:08,773 No kidding. 488 00:31:08,796 --> 00:31:11,173 - For example? - My clothes. 489 00:31:11,196 --> 00:31:13,381 When I was single, I never tidied up. 490 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:16,549 Anything lying around, Petra threw it out the window. 491 00:31:16,572 --> 00:31:19,411 - Your shorts, too? - Everything! 492 00:31:20,029 --> 00:31:21,925 So, you learned to be tidier? 493 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:26,871 I bought a fishing rod. Saved me 3 flights of stairs. 494 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,917 When can you pick Max up? 495 00:31:30,940 --> 00:31:32,549 In 2 hours. 496 00:31:32,572 --> 00:31:34,373 OK, you have 2 hours. 497 00:31:34,396 --> 00:31:37,627 - You're a pal. - Yeah, I know. 498 00:31:40,252 --> 00:31:43,109 As it's just us guys tonight, 499 00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:46,373 how about a TV dinner in the garage? 500 00:31:46,396 --> 00:31:48,187 Deal! 501 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:52,613 You can keep them busy for 2 hours? 502 00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:54,394 I have an idea. 503 00:31:58,008 --> 00:32:00,769 - Granddad! - My little soldiers! 504 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:02,753 Great to see you! 505 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:04,194 Wasn't Sunday? 506 00:32:04,217 --> 00:32:07,074 We were going to see a movie 507 00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:08,513 and they insisted we stop by. 508 00:32:08,536 --> 00:32:10,625 Granddad, I missed you! 509 00:32:10,648 --> 00:32:12,066 I wanna stay with Leo. 510 00:32:12,089 --> 00:32:14,177 My little lambs. I'm here now. 511 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,826 Granddad's here, don't worry. 512 00:32:17,849 --> 00:32:18,977 They're so sensitive. 513 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,953 Yeah, their mothers are away. 514 00:32:21,976 --> 00:32:24,432 They act hard but they're softies. 515 00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:30,069 Could you let them stay a few hours? 516 00:32:30,904 --> 00:32:33,281 2 hours, no more! They have homework. 517 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:35,925 2 hours. Not a second more! 518 00:32:49,681 --> 00:32:51,482 He's been gone an hour. Let's go! 519 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:53,498 Give him 5 more minutes, OK? 520 00:32:53,521 --> 00:32:57,530 Turn it, that's right. Now, lower it. Faster... 521 00:32:57,553 --> 00:32:58,778 Faster? 522 00:32:58,801 --> 00:33:01,850 Turn it... That's right. Not bad. 523 00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:03,770 You gotta get the rhythm. 524 00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:04,538 We're done, chief. 525 00:33:04,561 --> 00:33:06,938 Very clever! 526 00:33:06,961 --> 00:33:08,762 - You lost me the game. - Yes. 527 00:33:08,785 --> 00:33:10,970 Not bad for a first try. 528 00:33:10,993 --> 00:33:13,034 What's my score? 529 00:33:17,009 --> 00:33:19,098 - Excuse me. - Go ahead. 530 00:33:19,121 --> 00:33:20,921 It's Sukk. We coming in? 531 00:33:20,944 --> 00:33:24,570 No, there's no need. I'm done. I'll be right there. 532 00:33:24,593 --> 00:33:25,818 OK, cool. 533 00:33:25,841 --> 00:33:27,641 - What did he say? - Shut up. 534 00:33:27,664 --> 00:33:29,754 Sorry, I have to go. 535 00:33:29,777 --> 00:33:30,618 You do? 536 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,345 I have a client waiting. 537 00:33:32,368 --> 00:33:34,938 See you next month, same time? 538 00:33:34,961 --> 00:33:36,653 With pleasure. 539 00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:56,020 What have you done? Are you nuts? 540 00:33:56,043 --> 00:33:57,556 You said the main office. 541 00:33:57,579 --> 00:33:59,763 I didn't argue. An order's an order. 542 00:33:59,786 --> 00:34:02,439 Very true. You've done well, Alain. 543 00:34:08,138 --> 00:34:11,173 Lose the cover. We're not here to mollycoddle him. 544 00:34:18,698 --> 00:34:21,024 It's pretty scary. 545 00:34:21,482 --> 00:34:23,636 - Is he really so nasty? - Even worse. 546 00:34:23,659 --> 00:34:25,843 He'd kill a sheep with his ears. 547 00:34:25,866 --> 00:34:27,763 Don't be afraid, young Emilien. 548 00:34:27,786 --> 00:34:30,740 I did 5 years in the jungle, 549 00:34:30,763 --> 00:34:32,467 living on spiders and hippos for UNESCO. 550 00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:34,946 A Belgian doesn't scare me. 551 00:34:36,523 --> 00:34:39,668 We'll start with some routine questions. 552 00:34:39,691 --> 00:34:41,684 Pass me the documents. 553 00:34:41,707 --> 00:34:43,683 Come on! 554 00:34:46,890 --> 00:34:49,129 Full name? 555 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,052 Well? How did it go? 556 00:34:52,075 --> 00:34:54,214 It's a madhouse in there. 557 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,148 It's freaky. 558 00:34:56,171 --> 00:34:57,961 Come on, drive! 559 00:35:03,946 --> 00:35:05,651 So, he wants to play tough. 560 00:35:05,674 --> 00:35:06,611 The Bouches-du-Rhone. 561 00:35:06,634 --> 00:35:07,475 Bouches-du-Rhone? 562 00:35:07,486 --> 00:35:08,992 The special treatment. 563 00:35:10,378 --> 00:35:12,256 Answer the captain! 564 00:35:12,681 --> 00:35:14,658 Calm, everybody. 565 00:35:17,194 --> 00:35:22,162 Think you're smarter than me? Very well. 566 00:35:22,185 --> 00:35:25,384 In my drawer, my bush rifle. 567 00:35:26,409 --> 00:35:28,562 I brought this back from Guyana. 568 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,098 A gift from the chief. 569 00:35:30,121 --> 00:35:33,074 One dart will put an elephant to sleep in 5 seconds. 570 00:35:33,097 --> 00:35:34,994 Watch out, it's loaded. 571 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:37,970 Keep him in your sights. If he moves again, fire! 572 00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:39,026 No warning shot? 573 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:43,634 There's only one dart. How can you fire a warning shot? 574 00:35:43,657 --> 00:35:45,350 My mistake! 575 00:35:46,154 --> 00:35:49,188 Back to the name. Full name? 576 00:35:49,513 --> 00:35:50,931 What's that? 577 00:35:50,954 --> 00:35:55,442 He's getting on my nerves! That's not a pretty sight, believe me. 578 00:35:55,465 --> 00:35:57,842 It's hard to talk with a ball-gag in. 579 00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:01,348 Excuses! If he wanted to, he could. 580 00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:04,338 Look, chief. He's trying to say something. 581 00:36:04,361 --> 00:36:06,435 Just what we're waiting for. 582 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,658 Say we take out the gag, just to see? 583 00:36:08,681 --> 00:36:11,634 No! Give him a mile, he'll take an inch. 584 00:36:11,657 --> 00:36:13,458 That's what the slate's for, then. 585 00:36:13,481 --> 00:36:15,666 - The slate? - Look! 586 00:36:15,689 --> 00:36:17,778 With a bit of chalk. It's for him to communicate. 587 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,698 He can write his answers. 588 00:36:19,721 --> 00:36:22,098 Go ahead. Write! Full name! 589 00:36:22,121 --> 00:36:24,926 He can't talk, but I think he hears us. 590 00:36:26,825 --> 00:36:28,338 Give him the chalk. 591 00:36:28,361 --> 00:36:30,784 Watch he doesn't eat your leg. 592 00:36:32,169 --> 00:36:34,243 Gently does it. 593 00:36:40,617 --> 00:36:42,594 Very good. 594 00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:50,463 Get out of the way quickly! 595 00:36:58,664 --> 00:37:00,608 What did he write? 596 00:37:03,817 --> 00:37:05,521 - Pipi. - Pipi? 597 00:37:05,544 --> 00:37:07,441 That his first or last name? 598 00:37:07,464 --> 00:37:09,735 He needs the toilet. 599 00:37:11,304 --> 00:37:15,889 Definitely not. 600 00:37:15,912 --> 00:37:17,714 The old toilet ploy. 601 00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:20,498 And he takes off out the window. 602 00:37:20,521 --> 00:37:22,514 I've seen it 100 times. He thinks we'll fall for that? 603 00:37:22,537 --> 00:37:25,375 You must be kidding me. They must've planned for this. 604 00:37:27,814 --> 00:37:29,791 Look, there! 605 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,453 Look where? 606 00:37:34,534 --> 00:37:35,951 You know how it works? 607 00:37:35,975 --> 00:37:37,935 Sure! It's child's play. 608 00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:39,759 There's a drainage pipe. 609 00:37:39,782 --> 00:37:44,655 And a clearage pipe. Simple. 610 00:37:44,678 --> 00:37:45,423 They showed us a training film about new equipment. 611 00:37:45,446 --> 00:37:47,631 Forget it. 612 00:37:47,654 --> 00:37:50,110 Hook it up. Keep him in your sights! 613 00:37:56,389 --> 00:37:59,619 Get some of that! It's wicked. 614 00:38:09,637 --> 00:38:12,638 A bit strong. I see giant worms. 615 00:38:13,637 --> 00:38:16,289 That connects to the water. 616 00:38:17,573 --> 00:38:20,127 And that goes in the toilet. 617 00:38:22,948 --> 00:38:24,365 Easy! 618 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:27,245 - It's all ready. - You've scared me! 619 00:38:27,268 --> 00:38:28,301 Give me that! 620 00:38:28,324 --> 00:38:30,029 Sorry, I wasn't concentrating. 621 00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:32,141 So, concentrate a bit harder. 622 00:38:32,164 --> 00:38:34,829 Cops don't go playing with guns. 623 00:38:34,852 --> 00:38:38,285 This isn't a funfair, shooting for teddy bears. 624 00:38:38,308 --> 00:38:40,494 This thing's for real bears. 625 00:38:40,517 --> 00:38:42,861 Rule No. 1, when you're inside, 626 00:38:42,884 --> 00:38:45,550 finger on the trigger guard, 627 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,127 gun held parallel, to avoid accidents. 628 00:38:49,124 --> 00:38:52,060 My foot! 629 00:38:55,077 --> 00:38:58,413 - Quick! - Grab that chair! 630 00:38:58,436 --> 00:38:59,169 He's so heavy! 631 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:01,470 Put him there! Like carrying 3 people. 632 00:39:01,892 --> 00:39:03,597 Look at the state of him! 633 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,133 Did he smoke the carpet? 634 00:39:05,156 --> 00:39:07,629 He took a hit of stuff for bears. 635 00:39:07,652 --> 00:39:08,781 For bears? 636 00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,797 - You give him that? - I gave him nothing. 637 00:39:10,820 --> 00:39:15,661 You morons! It's a dart, full of sedative. 638 00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:17,773 It'd put a bear to sleep. Wake him or he'll hibernate 6 months. 639 00:39:17,796 --> 00:39:20,365 That'd make 6 quiet months. 640 00:39:20,388 --> 00:39:22,477 Who signs your leave? 641 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,108 Shit! Chief! Wake up! 642 00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:25,741 Time to get up! 643 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:28,122 Red alert! 644 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,792 Where were we? 645 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:35,532 We'd got to "full name". 646 00:39:35,555 --> 00:39:37,933 All right, don't get as dumb as Gibert! 647 00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:39,468 Sorry. 648 00:39:39,491 --> 00:39:42,157 Spend all day with him, it starts to rub off. 649 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:45,805 Did you enjoy your pee, my Belgian friend? 650 00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,251 You did your Maneken-Piss? 651 00:39:48,964 --> 00:39:50,940 Good one! 652 00:39:53,955 --> 00:39:55,373 OK, enough. 653 00:39:55,396 --> 00:39:58,060 He needed it. Look at his legs. 654 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:00,255 That shouldn't happen. 655 00:40:00,771 --> 00:40:02,572 It should drain away. 656 00:40:02,595 --> 00:40:04,013 Looks like it's rising. 657 00:40:04,036 --> 00:40:06,316 Impossible. The water should run off. 658 00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:08,236 Maybe you got the pipes mixed up. I know I often do, 659 00:40:08,259 --> 00:40:10,252 but I took extra care. 660 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:13,420 Drainage and clearage. 661 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,340 It's not that then. 662 00:40:15,363 --> 00:40:17,787 We have a problem. 663 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,974 I think I'd better check. 664 00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:29,229 I mixed them up again! 665 00:40:29,252 --> 00:40:31,610 What an idiot! 666 00:40:34,339 --> 00:40:35,853 I don't believe it! Is the water going down? 667 00:40:35,876 --> 00:40:36,716 Sure, look. 668 00:40:36,739 --> 00:40:39,596 He had geysers for eyes. Now, it's a trickle. 669 00:40:39,619 --> 00:40:41,420 Let's get him out before he drowns. 670 00:40:41,443 --> 00:40:45,260 No way, he's dangerous. Don't fool with him. 671 00:40:45,283 --> 00:40:48,140 If the Belgian drowns right here, who's the fool? 672 00:40:48,163 --> 00:40:50,107 Lt'd be like we killed him. 673 00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:53,676 There must be a fast-release system. 674 00:40:53,699 --> 00:40:56,940 Look for a switch or a lever. 675 00:40:56,963 --> 00:40:58,860 A chain? 676 00:40:58,883 --> 00:41:02,028 A handle! Quick, grab yours. 677 00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:04,987 Ready? 1, 2, 3... 678 00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:13,164 He looks in a bad way. 679 00:41:13,187 --> 00:41:15,180 Let's take his hood off. 680 00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:15,948 No, you do it. 681 00:41:15,971 --> 00:41:18,209 - Why me? - Move it! 682 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:31,356 - It's a tight fit. - Take it easy. 683 00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:37,612 That's funny. 684 00:41:37,635 --> 00:41:38,668 He's not how I imagined. 685 00:41:38,691 --> 00:41:39,244 Oh, yeah? 686 00:41:39,267 --> 00:41:44,044 I thought he'd have a face, you know, with huge teeth and jaws... 687 00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:45,676 - A real yeti? - More or less. 688 00:41:45,699 --> 00:41:48,556 The meanest killers look totally normal. 689 00:41:48,579 --> 00:41:50,818 Wake him up. 690 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:53,356 What the heck? 691 00:41:53,379 --> 00:41:55,039 Precautions. 692 00:42:01,795 --> 00:42:05,595 Sir? 693 00:42:05,922 --> 00:42:08,859 Wake up! 694 00:42:12,642 --> 00:42:15,787 - There, he's better! - That's great. 695 00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:18,168 I'm pleased. 696 00:42:20,706 --> 00:42:21,451 Where am I? 697 00:42:21,474 --> 00:42:24,192 Marseille central police station. 698 00:42:26,915 --> 00:42:29,470 And you guys are cops? 699 00:42:31,042 --> 00:42:32,939 Soon we'll be lieutenants. 700 00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:35,713 You'll be lieutenants soon? 701 00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:40,987 - Bouches-du-Rhone? - Flyswatter, first. 702 00:42:42,562 --> 00:42:43,883 Stop hitting me! 703 00:42:43,906 --> 00:42:45,611 - Stop! - Listen... 704 00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:48,683 There's been a terrible mistake 705 00:42:48,706 --> 00:42:51,545 that is the fault of the police in my country. 706 00:43:00,962 --> 00:43:03,435 Albert Vandenbosh, wanted by Interpol, 707 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,835 convicted in 17 countries. Remember? 708 00:43:05,858 --> 00:43:06,987 Of course. That's the problem. 709 00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:09,386 I'm not Vandenbosh, 710 00:43:09,409 --> 00:43:13,306 but Eugene Triboulet, embassy attaché. 711 00:43:15,362 --> 00:43:17,066 He's trying to con us. 712 00:43:17,089 --> 00:43:19,467 1987. The Paris-Bruges train heist. 713 00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:21,866 I've committed no crime. I'm an attaché. 714 00:43:21,889 --> 00:43:25,227 You're a hell of a case! Don't try to fool us. 715 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:28,203 Let's knock out a report for the chief. 716 00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,643 He'll enjoy reading it. 717 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,051 I'll get on it. 718 00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:32,586 Take this down. 719 00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:34,315 Albert Vandenbosh... 720 00:43:34,338 --> 00:43:35,755 Eugene Triboulet! 721 00:43:35,778 --> 00:43:38,442 I met Vandenbosh. Look at his photo. 722 00:43:38,465 --> 00:43:41,118 I don't look anything like him. He's a thug! Yeah, right. 723 00:43:42,018 --> 00:43:43,531 Emilien? 724 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:45,726 Take a look. 725 00:43:49,602 --> 00:43:51,499 Who's that? 726 00:43:51,522 --> 00:43:53,130 Albert Vandenbosh. 727 00:43:53,153 --> 00:43:54,283 See? I told you. 728 00:43:54,306 --> 00:43:56,874 I know it's not your fault. Release me 729 00:43:56,897 --> 00:43:59,223 and I won't sue. 730 00:44:00,066 --> 00:44:01,674 How'd you know Vandenbosh? 731 00:44:01,697 --> 00:44:03,658 I don't actually know him. 732 00:44:03,681 --> 00:44:05,578 I saw him at Bruges police station. 733 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,115 What were you doing? 734 00:44:07,138 --> 00:44:08,362 Making a complaint. 735 00:44:08,385 --> 00:44:10,186 I been car jacked. 736 00:44:10,209 --> 00:44:10,570 What? 737 00:44:10,593 --> 00:44:12,682 They car jacked my Toyota. 738 00:44:12,705 --> 00:44:15,274 Dragged me out and drove away. 739 00:44:15,297 --> 00:44:17,866 In Marseille, it's called a Parisian. 740 00:44:17,889 --> 00:44:19,786 We call it car-jacking! 741 00:44:19,809 --> 00:44:20,554 - Car jacking... - Car jacking... 742 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:21,706 OK, what happened next? 743 00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:25,162 I was in the chief's office. Charming man... 744 00:44:25,185 --> 00:44:28,765 When I had to go to the toilet. 745 00:44:28,929 --> 00:44:31,017 You're always peeing! 746 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,937 Yes, since my prostate operation. 747 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,483 - Sorry. - Then what? 748 00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:38,473 In the stalls, I ran into Vandenbosh, 749 00:44:38,496 --> 00:44:40,393 sucking that horrible suit. 750 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:42,602 3 thugs jumped on me 751 00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:44,713 and forced me inside there. 752 00:44:44,736 --> 00:44:46,346 I put up a fight, 753 00:44:46,369 --> 00:44:48,649 but they soon gagged me 754 00:44:48,672 --> 00:44:49,705 and from then on 755 00:44:49,728 --> 00:44:51,913 I was powerless to resist. 756 00:44:51,936 --> 00:44:53,929 You're very good. 757 00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:57,002 But unfortunately for you, you've met your match. 758 00:44:57,025 --> 00:44:58,633 - Emilien? - What now? 759 00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,534 Check this out. 760 00:45:07,264 --> 00:45:08,873 Belgian Embassy Fenimore Eugene Tribloulet. 761 00:45:08,896 --> 00:45:11,369 Cultural attaché, Belgian Embassy. Since 1996. 762 00:45:11,392 --> 00:45:15,017 Since May 17, 1996, to be precise. 763 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,609 My appointment even got a mention on the RTBF news. 764 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,009 - Is there a phone number? - There. 765 00:45:20,032 --> 00:45:21,449 Call them up. 766 00:45:21,472 --> 00:45:23,066 Action! 767 00:45:28,192 --> 00:45:30,089 Belgian Embassy, how can I help? 768 00:45:30,112 --> 00:45:32,201 Mr. Triboulet, please? 769 00:45:32,224 --> 00:45:34,697 Sorry, he's been away for 3 days. 770 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:37,961 You don't know where he's gone? 771 00:45:37,984 --> 00:45:39,656 To be honest, no. 772 00:45:39,679 --> 00:45:43,977 He hasn't called in at all and the whole Embassy's worried about him. 773 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,129 He's disappeared? 774 00:45:45,152 --> 00:45:47,721 It seems so. He was in Bruges in Tuesday 775 00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:50,601 and got his car car jacked. 776 00:45:50,624 --> 00:45:53,385 Since then, no news of him. 777 00:45:53,408 --> 00:45:57,021 - Are you a relation? - No. 778 00:45:57,536 --> 00:45:59,145 That's awful. 779 00:45:59,168 --> 00:46:02,301 Thanks, I'll call back. 780 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,104 What a balls-up! 781 00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:09,561 Talk, damn you! 782 00:46:09,632 --> 00:46:11,785 Take it easy! 783 00:46:11,808 --> 00:46:13,608 I have my eye on them. 784 00:46:13,631 --> 00:46:16,488 Don't burn the place down. 785 00:46:16,511 --> 00:46:19,561 Nobody got any clothes for our prisoner? 786 00:46:19,584 --> 00:46:23,197 Check the closet. The boss always keeps spares. 787 00:46:24,384 --> 00:46:27,702 No kidding. He can change 10 times a day. 788 00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:30,888 Daniel! Good timing. 789 00:46:30,911 --> 00:46:31,848 Is there a problem? 790 00:46:31,871 --> 00:46:35,102 I'd like it if you could sign the armistice. 791 00:46:48,471 --> 00:46:50,131 Die! 792 00:46:54,871 --> 00:46:56,563 Get lost! 793 00:46:57,173 --> 00:46:59,051 Check this out. 794 00:47:03,027 --> 00:47:04,157 Great! 795 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:07,880 I'd rather die in glory than surrender in shame. 796 00:47:09,651 --> 00:47:11,726 What's that? 797 00:47:14,163 --> 00:47:17,002 Peace! War's over! 798 00:47:23,378 --> 00:47:24,795 Okay, General? 799 00:47:24,818 --> 00:47:27,438 I'm fine. 800 00:47:28,338 --> 00:47:31,867 I may have lost a battle, but I haven't lost the war. 801 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:35,707 Can the rematch wait? They have homework to do. 802 00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:38,683 Yes, of course. On Sunday, perhaps. 803 00:47:38,706 --> 00:47:40,123 That's right. The Lord's Day! 804 00:47:40,146 --> 00:47:41,467 He'll be delighted. 805 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:45,787 And we'll have apple pie. 806 00:47:45,810 --> 00:47:47,227 I'll take care of it. 807 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:49,521 You two, in the car! 808 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,098 2 quiet hours? You destroyed his living room! 809 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:57,497 He started it. We wanted to play drafts. 810 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,706 He said only swishes play drafts. 811 00:47:59,729 --> 00:48:02,170 Swishes? He said that? 812 00:48:02,193 --> 00:48:03,801 You know what swishes do? 813 00:48:03,824 --> 00:48:06,202 Sure. It's when you squish flies. 814 00:48:06,225 --> 00:48:09,837 Dad says they never stop swishing at work. 815 00:48:13,232 --> 00:48:17,325 The flies have been bulking up. They're bigger than bees. 816 00:48:19,088 --> 00:48:21,081 He's well-built, your chief. 817 00:48:21,104 --> 00:48:24,154 He's bulky, all right. But it suits you. 818 00:48:24,177 --> 00:48:26,649 Not quite my style, but it'll do. 819 00:48:26,672 --> 00:48:28,473 Better than that diving suit! 820 00:48:28,496 --> 00:48:30,538 For sure. 821 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,414 Look at the size of that one! 822 00:48:41,232 --> 00:48:42,554 - What are you on? - Sorry! 823 00:48:42,577 --> 00:48:46,473 There was a fly right there. It was gigantic! 824 00:48:46,896 --> 00:48:50,521 Giant flies and worms, I know. Take some herb tea. 825 00:48:50,544 --> 00:48:52,250 I swear! Where'd it go? 826 00:48:52,273 --> 00:48:54,937 You're compulsive squishers! 827 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,281 You got us wrong. 828 00:48:56,304 --> 00:48:59,834 It's because our chief loves fly-fishing, you see? 829 00:48:59,857 --> 00:49:04,345 It's his birthday soon, so we're collecting for him. 830 00:49:04,368 --> 00:49:06,988 It's a surprise. 831 00:49:07,792 --> 00:49:09,768 Sorry, excuse me. 832 00:49:09,904 --> 00:49:11,896 Can we give you a ride? 833 00:49:11,919 --> 00:49:15,053 No, I'll take a cab. 834 00:49:15,568 --> 00:49:17,642 Goodbye. 835 00:49:17,679 --> 00:49:19,656 Our apologies, huh? 836 00:49:24,783 --> 00:49:26,680 - Denial, are you here? - Is Emilien done? 837 00:49:26,703 --> 00:49:28,504 Another hour. 838 00:49:28,527 --> 00:49:31,672 Tell him I'll get the pizzas and meet him at mine. 839 00:49:31,695 --> 00:49:33,015 Okay, I'll tell him. 840 00:49:33,038 --> 00:49:34,796 - Bye. - Thanks. 841 00:49:42,990 --> 00:49:45,655 Fine timing! I need a means of transport. 842 00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:47,288 Where can I transport you? 843 00:49:47,311 --> 00:49:48,919 4, Mediterranean Square. 844 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:49,687 Nice address. 845 00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:51,703 - Can I ask a favour? - Your wishes... 846 00:49:51,726 --> 00:49:54,008 I know you go at your own pace here 847 00:49:54,031 --> 00:49:56,215 because the sun makes you sleepy, 848 00:49:56,238 --> 00:49:58,327 but the surs gone down, 849 00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:00,055 so I don't want to see the sights. 850 00:50:00,078 --> 00:50:01,975 Would you kindly floor it to make the transport brief? 851 00:50:01,998 --> 00:50:04,376 Get it? Transport, port? 852 00:50:04,399 --> 00:50:06,775 Marseille port? 853 00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:07,735 Not bad, huh? 854 00:50:07,758 --> 00:50:10,327 Belt up, smart ass! 855 00:50:10,350 --> 00:50:12,196 I beg your pardon. 856 00:50:13,582 --> 00:50:16,535 - Gross! - That stinks! 857 00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:18,743 I apologize. 858 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,938 You got it all over me! 859 00:50:31,047 --> 00:50:32,464 Have fun in Marseille! 860 00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:34,180 Goodbye, ma'am. 861 00:50:45,156 --> 00:50:48,301 Delta 1. The sardine's in the tin. 862 00:50:48,324 --> 00:50:49,837 Over to you, Delta 3. 863 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:51,705 10/4. Cast the bait. 864 00:50:54,532 --> 00:50:55,853 Here goes! 865 00:50:55,876 --> 00:50:58,060 It beats that greasy outfit that stank of sardines. 866 00:50:58,083 --> 00:51:00,461 - You got the gear? - Everything. 867 00:51:00,484 --> 00:51:01,613 And the specialist? 868 00:51:01,636 --> 00:51:05,453 It wasn't easy finding good help here. Actually... 869 00:51:05,476 --> 00:51:08,237 Serge! I didn't ask how great you were, 870 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:10,061 but if you found a specialist. 871 00:51:10,084 --> 00:51:10,829 The best! 872 00:51:10,852 --> 00:51:13,133 Let me be the judge of that. 873 00:51:13,156 --> 00:51:16,190 Sure. I said you'd want to see for yourself. 874 00:51:17,092 --> 00:51:19,035 That's him now! 875 00:51:31,459 --> 00:51:33,068 Kiss or shake hands? 876 00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:35,263 I prefer a kiss. 877 00:51:36,835 --> 00:51:39,390 In Belgium, it's 3 times. 878 00:51:41,251 --> 00:51:43,052 I'm honoured to work for you. 879 00:51:43,075 --> 00:51:45,163 - You know my work? - "Work" is too ugly. 880 00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:47,756 I prefer the word "deeds". 881 00:51:47,779 --> 00:51:49,100 She's good! 882 00:51:49,123 --> 00:51:50,444 When do we begin? 883 00:51:50,467 --> 00:51:53,324 Not so fast. I like flattery, 884 00:51:53,347 --> 00:51:56,829 but I have a little test for you. 885 00:51:57,251 --> 00:52:00,012 I'll close my eyes and you must try, 886 00:52:00,035 --> 00:52:04,044 if you can, to take something without me noticing. 887 00:52:04,067 --> 00:52:06,622 You have one minute! 888 00:52:07,426 --> 00:52:09,323 I reset it. 889 00:52:09,346 --> 00:52:11,224 It was a minute slow. 890 00:52:11,843 --> 00:52:14,976 - She's really good. - Is she in-house? 891 00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:24,009 We've been through all the regions. He's not interested. 892 00:52:24,032 --> 00:52:26,025 There's only one solution. 893 00:52:26,048 --> 00:52:28,853 - Here's the doc. - Where's the bear? 894 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,577 His nose is dry. 895 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,937 He's not a bear. He got a dose of bear tranquillizer. 896 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,377 I thought I'd never seen one like him. 897 00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:42,889 I have an antidote. 898 00:52:42,912 --> 00:52:46,441 It's for elephants, but it works on bears. 899 00:52:46,464 --> 00:52:47,880 Are you sure about this? 900 00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,321 It's a question of aiming 901 00:52:49,344 --> 00:52:54,005 just above the trunk between the eyes. 902 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,961 I'm right here, chief. 903 00:52:57,984 --> 00:52:59,017 What's wrong with him? 904 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,649 It's normal. 905 00:53:00,672 --> 00:53:03,576 He needs to stay in his basket. 906 00:53:05,438 --> 00:53:09,063 I must have dozed off. What time is it? 907 00:53:09,087 --> 00:53:10,023 5 past 12. 908 00:53:10,047 --> 00:53:12,903 That explains it. I could eat a horse. 909 00:53:12,926 --> 00:53:14,055 You want pizza? 910 00:53:14,078 --> 00:53:15,879 - I wouldn't say no. - Coming up. 911 00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:19,432 I had an absurd dream and you were in it. 912 00:53:19,455 --> 00:53:24,327 You let the Belgian bamboozle you and he walked free. 913 00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:28,072 I have some weird dreams sometimes. 914 00:53:28,095 --> 00:53:30,366 This can't be... 915 00:53:30,879 --> 00:53:32,539 Emilien? 916 00:53:52,445 --> 00:53:55,975 You won't believe what happened. 917 00:53:55,998 --> 00:53:58,278 - You got fired? - You know? 918 00:53:58,301 --> 00:54:00,390 You get fired once a month. 919 00:54:00,413 --> 00:54:01,926 This time it's serious. 920 00:54:01,949 --> 00:54:03,558 Remember public enemy No. 1? 921 00:54:03,581 --> 00:54:05,190 The guy transferred via Marseille? 922 00:54:05,213 --> 00:54:06,534 - And? - I let him walk free. 923 00:54:06,557 --> 00:54:07,686 - This can't be true. L-No. 924 00:54:07,709 --> 00:54:10,054 I mean, he escaped. I'm such an idiot! 925 00:54:10,077 --> 00:54:11,494 A real numbskull! 926 00:54:11,517 --> 00:54:13,990 It's not just my skull. All over. 927 00:54:14,013 --> 00:54:16,102 I just keep messing up. 928 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:18,694 I could write a dictionary of stupidity. 929 00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:19,942 Don't exaggerate. 930 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,110 You bag some biggies. The Santa gang? China Girl? 931 00:54:23,133 --> 00:54:25,305 That was just luck! 932 00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:27,045 I'm useless. 933 00:54:27,068 --> 00:54:29,925 Gibert was right to take my badge. I don't deserve it. 934 00:54:29,948 --> 00:54:31,654 Same goes for most cops. 935 00:54:31,677 --> 00:54:34,054 I became a cop for my Dad's sake. 936 00:54:34,077 --> 00:54:36,166 It was his dying wish. 937 00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:40,485 It's tough, but at least you tried. 938 00:54:40,508 --> 00:54:42,266 Yeah, you're right. 939 00:54:42,588 --> 00:54:46,214 It's time to move on. Do something I want to do. 940 00:54:46,237 --> 00:54:48,902 That's a positive attitude. 941 00:54:48,925 --> 00:54:51,301 What do you want to do? 942 00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:54,470 That's the problem. I like my job. 943 00:54:54,493 --> 00:54:56,293 It's the best in the world. 944 00:54:56,316 --> 00:54:59,654 I see. You really are in the shit. 945 00:54:59,677 --> 00:55:01,957 If only I could find the Belgian. 946 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:03,781 I'd get my badge back. 947 00:55:03,804 --> 00:55:05,413 - What Belgian? - The perp. He's Belgian. 948 00:55:05,436 --> 00:55:08,438 Big mouth? Fisherman? 949 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,557 Exactly. 950 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:12,421 Have you seen him? 951 00:55:12,444 --> 00:55:14,597 I picked him up outside the station. 952 00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:17,094 That's him. He said he'd take a cab. 953 00:55:17,117 --> 00:55:18,629 Pretty spectacular escape. 954 00:55:18,652 --> 00:55:20,357 Was the police band playing? 955 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:22,277 Do you remember where he went? 956 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:25,815 - Of course. - You're a genius! 957 00:55:27,292 --> 00:55:28,613 - Emilien? - Why? 958 00:55:28,636 --> 00:55:30,711 What about the kids? 959 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:34,939 Shit! The kids. You got an idea? 960 00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:39,749 Is it Sunday already? 961 00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:40,709 Sure it is. 962 00:55:40,732 --> 00:55:42,726 Here are the kids, I'll get the pie. 963 00:55:42,749 --> 00:55:46,132 Fine. I'll put the oven on. 964 00:55:53,852 --> 00:55:56,997 - You're sure it's here? - Yes. No. 4. 965 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,109 We need to check they're still here. 966 00:55:59,132 --> 00:56:00,645 They are. 967 00:56:00,668 --> 00:56:02,277 Are you sure? It looks empty. 968 00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:06,961 They're asleep like everybody else, except us two fools. 969 00:56:08,348 --> 00:56:10,804 Does that mean that I am not normal? 970 00:56:11,036 --> 00:56:12,837 And their car's still there. 971 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:16,485 You'd have made a good cop. Is that a compliment? 972 00:56:16,508 --> 00:56:19,429 Sure. As a kid, you must have played cops and robbers. 973 00:56:19,452 --> 00:56:21,349 Sure, but I was always on the other team. 974 00:56:21,372 --> 00:56:23,077 If we have work to do tomorrow, I'll get some sleep. 975 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:26,615 Go ahead. I'll keep an eye on them. 976 00:56:38,075 --> 00:56:40,150 Emilien? 977 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:44,005 Sorry, I dozed off. 978 00:56:44,028 --> 00:56:48,037 We have coffee, Quick Burgers, 979 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:48,805 cheeseburgers, pies... Yogurt. 980 00:56:48,828 --> 00:56:49,828 You had that in the car? 981 00:56:49,851 --> 00:56:51,652 I bought it. 982 00:56:51,675 --> 00:56:54,053 You mean no one was watching the house? 983 00:56:54,076 --> 00:56:57,508 I was supposed to sleep while you kept watch. 984 00:56:57,531 --> 00:56:59,428 Your snoring kept me awake. 985 00:56:59,451 --> 00:57:00,384 Maybe they took off? 986 00:57:00,396 --> 00:57:01,445 They didn't take off. 987 00:57:01,468 --> 00:57:03,557 The car's still there. 988 00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:06,341 Another arrived an hour ago with 2 guys in it. 989 00:57:06,364 --> 00:57:07,780 Why didn't you wake me? 990 00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:10,564 You sleeping gives me a break. Even if you snore. 991 00:57:10,588 --> 00:57:13,240 They're coming out. 992 00:57:15,292 --> 00:57:16,420 There's the Belgian! 993 00:57:16,443 --> 00:57:19,013 It's not him. Mine was a lot younger. 994 00:57:19,036 --> 00:57:21,220 He's in disguise! 995 00:57:21,243 --> 00:57:23,961 Look, his moustache is dropping off. 996 00:57:24,667 --> 00:57:26,468 Why'd he get dressed up to leave his own house? 997 00:57:26,491 --> 00:57:28,676 Maybe because the cops are after him. 998 00:57:28,699 --> 00:57:30,675 Absolutely right. 999 00:57:30,811 --> 00:57:33,649 There's something familiar about the girl. 1000 00:57:40,315 --> 00:57:41,811 Never saw her before. 1001 00:58:10,707 --> 00:58:13,262 - Where are they going? - Guess. 1002 00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:27,676 Monaco! Banks all over. Heaven for a guy like him. 1003 00:58:27,699 --> 00:58:29,019 A tax haven, you mean. 1004 00:58:29,042 --> 00:58:33,436 Tell me about it. We'd just love to access some vaults here. 1005 00:58:33,459 --> 00:58:35,323 Shall I ask the Belgian to help? 1006 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:37,723 After all you did for him, he owes you. 1007 00:58:37,746 --> 00:58:39,537 Cut it out! 1008 00:58:48,209 --> 00:58:50,480 Here we go... 1009 00:58:50,705 --> 00:58:52,299 He's chosen one. 1010 00:59:00,498 --> 00:59:02,106 Royal Bank of Belgium. 1011 00:59:02,129 --> 00:59:03,546 He must be homesick. 1012 00:59:03,569 --> 00:59:05,370 They're gonna hold it up? 1013 00:59:05,393 --> 00:59:07,066 They're not playing boules. 1014 00:59:07,089 --> 00:59:07,834 I'll call Gibert. 1015 00:59:07,857 --> 00:59:10,522 Shouldn't you wait to have some proof? 1016 00:59:10,545 --> 00:59:12,538 No sweat! We'll get the proof later. 1017 00:59:12,561 --> 00:59:13,690 Chief? It's Emilien. 1018 00:59:13,713 --> 00:59:16,282 I've got the Belgian. I've spotted him at least. 1019 00:59:16,305 --> 00:59:18,778 I know I'm not a cop any more. 1020 00:59:18,801 --> 00:59:21,737 I was taking a walk 1021 00:59:22,065 --> 00:59:24,140 and I saw him enter a bank. 1022 00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:28,366 They're not playing boules. It's the RBB in Monaco. 1023 00:59:28,785 --> 00:59:31,340 I know it's far. I'll try to tie them up. 1024 00:59:31,761 --> 00:59:33,754 - He's on his way. - Great! 1025 00:59:33,777 --> 00:59:36,200 The joker vs. Scooby-Doo. 1026 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:39,033 Can I help you? 1027 00:59:39,056 --> 00:59:41,018 I'm here to see my son, Edouard. 1028 00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:42,457 You're Triboulet's father? 1029 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:44,569 - That's right. - He'll be so pleased. 1030 00:59:44,592 --> 00:59:46,393 2nd floor, room 115. 1031 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,207 Thank you. 1032 00:59:48,336 --> 00:59:51,175 This way. They're friendly here. 1033 00:59:52,561 --> 00:59:54,733 Come in. 1034 00:59:56,401 --> 00:59:57,721 Dad? 1035 00:59:57,744 --> 00:59:59,641 Idiot! Dad died 4 years ago. 1036 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,561 He'd be ashamed of you 1037 01:00:01,584 --> 01:00:03,577 for changing names. 1038 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,478 Brother... 1039 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,706 I thought you were in prison. 1040 01:00:06,718 --> 01:00:07,417 Not this week. 1041 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,913 Prison is like a country home. 1042 01:00:09,936 --> 01:00:12,076 I go there to rest up. 1043 01:00:16,528 --> 01:00:19,464 Let's have a look at you. 1044 01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:22,265 Still that stupid haircut. You never change! 1045 01:00:22,288 --> 01:00:25,145 Girls like men with hair that's virile. 1046 01:00:25,168 --> 01:00:26,860 A bit like me. 1047 01:00:27,472 --> 01:00:28,985 You're still single? 1048 01:00:29,008 --> 01:00:30,984 Yes. 1049 01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:05,613 Delta 1 in position. 1050 01:01:05,636 --> 01:01:08,092 10/4, Delta 2. 1051 01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:12,045 The girl's going in. 1052 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:15,005 I know I've seen her before. 1053 01:01:15,717 --> 01:01:16,845 I'm going in. 1054 01:01:16,868 --> 01:01:18,957 Fine, Delta 2. Got you on visual. 1055 01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:22,701 It's heating up. What if I take a discreet look? 1056 01:01:22,724 --> 01:01:24,909 You don't do discreet. 1057 01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:27,552 We sit tight and wait for Scooby-Doo. 1058 01:01:30,372 --> 01:01:31,021 Welcome! 1059 01:01:31,044 --> 01:01:34,461 I'm opening an account with Mr. Triboulet. 1060 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:37,535 I'll call him for you. 1061 01:01:43,428 --> 01:01:45,699 Go on, answer it. 1062 01:01:46,595 --> 01:01:49,837 - It's a client? - Go down. 1063 01:01:49,860 --> 01:01:51,661 I won't get in your way. 1064 01:01:51,684 --> 01:01:53,388 I'll be right down. 1065 01:01:53,411 --> 01:01:55,169 Right away. 1066 01:01:55,812 --> 01:01:59,021 Give me the keys. I'll go instead of you. 1067 01:01:59,044 --> 01:02:02,275 I only have the keys to empty boxes. 1068 01:02:03,844 --> 01:02:05,837 I open accounts. 1069 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:08,032 That's good. Me, too. 1070 01:02:12,484 --> 01:02:15,802 Sorry to keep you waiting, Countess. This way, please. 1071 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:22,138 - Open up. - Yes, Mr. Triboulet. 1072 01:02:28,804 --> 01:02:31,042 After you, Countess. 1073 01:02:45,092 --> 01:02:47,166 Good job! 1074 01:02:47,779 --> 01:02:49,657 It's all yours, Countess. 1075 01:02:53,539 --> 01:02:56,192 Where'd you like to start? 1076 01:02:57,187 --> 01:02:57,932 That wall. 1077 01:02:57,955 --> 01:03:01,056 On that wall, we have No. 82. How's that suit you? 1078 01:03:01,603 --> 01:03:03,264 Perfectly. 1079 01:03:16,546 --> 01:03:18,060 Are they biting? 1080 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:20,267 I'm tracking the alarm connections. 1081 01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:22,764 I have to deactivate them 1082 01:03:22,787 --> 01:03:24,684 or it'll go off in Security. 1083 01:03:24,707 --> 01:03:26,891 She blows me away. 1084 01:03:26,914 --> 01:03:30,539 No kidding! How about some food? I'm starving. 1085 01:03:30,562 --> 01:03:32,408 I'll go find something. 1086 01:03:40,323 --> 01:03:42,796 What's Gibert up to? It's been an hour. 1087 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:45,099 - I've spoilt you. - That's true. 1088 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:47,979 And an hour to open an account? 1089 01:03:48,002 --> 01:03:49,979 Or several accounts. 1090 01:03:50,882 --> 01:03:52,875 Here's the list of boxes. 1091 01:03:52,898 --> 01:03:55,659 It'll take a while. Grab a coffee. 1092 01:03:55,682 --> 01:03:57,473 A coffee? 1093 01:04:13,122 --> 01:04:16,459 The Free Belgian? Pretty classy. 1094 01:04:16,482 --> 01:04:18,840 At your Majesty's service. 1095 01:04:27,810 --> 01:04:29,227 First box open. 1096 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,707 Keep going, Delta 2. 1097 01:04:44,386 --> 01:04:45,323 What? 1098 01:04:45,346 --> 01:04:49,163 A guy in a suit gets into a van at 9 a.m. Is that normal? 1099 01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:51,659 A Dutch guy getting back from a club. 1100 01:04:51,682 --> 01:04:54,827 Loaded up with food, when the van sells Fries? 1101 01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,747 Maybe his suck. 1102 01:04:56,770 --> 01:04:58,475 Smart ass. 1103 01:04:58,498 --> 01:05:00,573 That's why I'm a cop. 1104 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,981 Just five left. I need info. 1105 01:05:15,004 --> 01:05:17,144 OK, hold tight a second. 1106 01:05:22,076 --> 01:05:24,262 Number 107. Box 107. 1107 01:05:24,285 --> 01:05:27,035 - 1-0-7. - 10/4. 1108 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:36,919 - A black notebook? - Affirmative. 1109 01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:43,461 - You gave me a fright? - How's it going? 1110 01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,573 - Just five left. - Let's move it! 1111 01:05:45,596 --> 01:05:47,441 Of course. 1112 01:05:50,461 --> 01:05:51,397 Are you done? 1113 01:05:51,421 --> 01:05:53,413 Getting there. 1114 01:05:53,436 --> 01:05:56,773 His head's smaller than yours, boss. The wig keeps slipping. 1115 01:05:56,796 --> 01:05:58,981 Stop getting there and get him out. 1116 01:05:59,004 --> 01:06:00,037 Dumb head! 1117 01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:03,397 Stop getting there and get your moustache on. 1118 01:06:03,420 --> 01:06:05,125 I got yelled at. 1119 01:06:05,148 --> 01:06:06,277 - Really? - I'm true. 1120 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,677 Stopped for lunch? 1121 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,578 Wouldn't surprise me. 1122 01:06:11,772 --> 01:06:13,563 Look! 1123 01:06:14,556 --> 01:06:16,260 We're gonna lose him! 1124 01:06:16,283 --> 01:06:17,220 What? 1125 01:06:17,243 --> 01:06:20,389 He's leaving disguised as an old man. Where are you? 1126 01:06:20,412 --> 01:06:23,429 The driver's asking for directions. 1127 01:06:23,452 --> 01:06:26,116 But people here run away when they see a cop. 1128 01:06:26,139 --> 01:06:30,233 And the GPS is on the fritz. It says "Maubeuge". 1129 01:06:31,132 --> 01:06:33,509 - And now? - Straight to the beach. 1130 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,812 Watch the sea and count to 100,000. 1131 01:06:35,835 --> 01:06:37,445 - OK, fine. - See ya, sucker! 1132 01:06:37,468 --> 01:06:40,420 You're gonna miss him. He's walking away. 1133 01:06:40,443 --> 01:06:42,616 - It's right there. - Really? 1134 01:06:44,092 --> 01:06:46,712 What's he wearing? 1135 01:06:55,675 --> 01:06:58,340 - What do we do? - It's the wrong one. 1136 01:06:58,363 --> 01:06:59,684 I'm not him! 1137 01:06:59,707 --> 01:07:02,468 I'm not me, either. Take him in! 1138 01:07:02,491 --> 01:07:04,292 I swear I'm not! 1139 01:07:04,315 --> 01:07:06,500 - Emilien? - Yes, chief? 1140 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:09,283 Meet me at the office. I have your badge. 1141 01:07:09,307 --> 01:07:10,916 Thanks, chief. 1142 01:07:10,939 --> 01:07:12,631 Hear that? It's great news! 1143 01:07:12,667 --> 01:07:16,003 All thanks to you. How can I thank you? 1144 01:07:16,026 --> 01:07:17,348 This stinks. 1145 01:07:17,371 --> 01:07:19,940 No, he's sorry. He knows I'm a good cop. 1146 01:07:19,963 --> 01:07:21,860 Not that. The Belgian. 1147 01:07:21,883 --> 01:07:24,356 6 of them in 2 cars with bags. 1148 01:07:24,379 --> 01:07:26,340 And only two come out. On foot. 1149 01:07:26,363 --> 01:07:28,819 How'd you explain that one? 1150 01:07:28,858 --> 01:07:31,619 Nope, that one's tough. 1151 01:07:31,642 --> 01:07:34,212 And the old guy's limp was different. 1152 01:07:34,235 --> 01:07:35,940 Yeah, I noticed that, too. 1153 01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:39,395 He maybe fell down some stairs. Old folks often do. 1154 01:07:39,418 --> 01:07:41,590 It wasn't the same guy. 1155 01:07:42,202 --> 01:07:43,428 Really? 1156 01:07:43,451 --> 01:07:46,682 If that wasn't the Belgian, where is he? 1157 01:07:47,675 --> 01:07:50,229 Look! 1158 01:07:52,187 --> 01:07:53,699 What a balls-up! 1159 01:07:53,722 --> 01:07:56,675 I'll go a different way. Meet you at the house. 1160 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:59,140 No way! We're in this together. 1161 01:07:59,163 --> 01:08:02,499 Anyway, now I'm rich and single. 1162 01:08:02,522 --> 01:08:04,597 Sounds tempting. 1163 01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:06,627 He won't let her go. 1164 01:08:06,650 --> 01:08:09,489 - We follow them? - In your fries van? 1165 01:08:11,643 --> 01:08:12,963 What are you waiting for? 1166 01:08:12,986 --> 01:08:14,596 Giving them a start's more fun. 1167 01:08:14,619 --> 01:08:18,231 This is no time for jokes. Let's go! 1168 01:08:37,045 --> 01:08:38,462 They're going slow! 1169 01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:41,630 Makes a change to admire the countryside. 1170 01:08:41,653 --> 01:08:43,358 They'll see us. 1171 01:08:43,381 --> 01:08:45,936 We're less obvious than the van. 1172 01:08:46,741 --> 01:08:48,254 Who are those guys? 1173 01:08:48,277 --> 01:08:50,846 Monaco's caviar, not fries. 1174 01:08:50,869 --> 01:08:54,302 When he saw Belgian plates, he thought he'd get a sale. 1175 01:08:54,325 --> 01:08:57,566 Cut out the jokes! I'm in deep shit here. 1176 01:08:57,589 --> 01:08:59,678 Why? You got your card back. 1177 01:08:59,701 --> 01:09:03,761 You think so? Gibert'll find out it's the wrong Belgian. 1178 01:09:04,501 --> 01:09:07,325 I'm Edouard Triboulet of the Royal Bank of Belgium. 1179 01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:11,048 And I'm Hercule Poirot. Where did we get to? 1180 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:12,606 No. 77, chief. 1181 01:09:12,629 --> 01:09:14,622 That's Seine-et-Marne. 1182 01:09:14,645 --> 01:09:17,679 A beautiful region, you'll see. 1183 01:09:18,005 --> 01:09:19,709 Worth a visit? 1184 01:09:19,732 --> 01:09:22,110 Let's try again. Full name? 1185 01:09:22,133 --> 01:09:25,373 I'm Edouard... 1186 01:09:25,396 --> 01:09:28,253 We're running out of regions, chief. 1187 01:09:28,276 --> 01:09:30,846 We can move onto my encyclopedia in 22 volumes. 1188 01:09:30,869 --> 01:09:32,861 I'm not so sure... 1189 01:09:32,884 --> 01:09:36,893 I was thinking. He's Belgian, 1190 01:09:36,916 --> 01:09:39,837 so we could try another method. 1191 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:42,621 - If you see what I mean? - Good thinking! 1192 01:09:42,644 --> 01:09:45,310 - Everybody out! - No! 1193 01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:46,941 Please, don't leave me alone with him! 1194 01:09:46,964 --> 01:09:50,282 Please, stay! 1195 01:09:54,452 --> 01:09:56,445 So, you're Belgian? 1196 01:09:56,468 --> 01:09:58,826 Yes, from Brussels. 1197 01:10:03,284 --> 01:10:05,661 Jacques Brel? Wasn't a Belgian? 1198 01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:08,349 Yes, a great man. A hero. 1199 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,512 Let's hear the hero. 1200 01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:28,381 Beautiful, isn't it? 1201 01:10:28,404 --> 01:10:31,722 - Wonderful. - Even better like that! 1202 01:10:32,148 --> 01:10:33,853 Not that! Mercy! 1203 01:10:33,876 --> 01:10:37,642 Stop! 1204 01:10:39,732 --> 01:10:42,109 Not that! 1205 01:10:42,132 --> 01:10:43,709 Full name? 1206 01:10:43,732 --> 01:10:45,917 Help! 1207 01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:48,974 - Tough cookie! - Regions are easier. 1208 01:10:58,414 --> 01:11:00,292 Shit! 1209 01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:03,082 The fryer's frazzled. 1210 01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:09,908 We're not going to the house? 1211 01:11:09,931 --> 01:11:12,020 We have to do more thing first. 1212 01:11:12,043 --> 01:11:13,833 Call the Colombian. 1213 01:11:21,451 --> 01:11:22,932 The Belgian for you. 1214 01:11:22,955 --> 01:11:24,084 You're out? 1215 01:11:24,107 --> 01:11:27,524 I can send you down for years. 1216 01:11:28,139 --> 01:11:29,076 Talk. 1217 01:11:29,099 --> 01:11:31,092 Know the Royal Bank of Belgium? 1218 01:11:31,115 --> 01:11:31,956 Go on! 1219 01:11:31,979 --> 01:11:35,210 The notebook in your box is in my hands. 1220 01:11:36,203 --> 01:11:38,964 You drown in your fine pool? 1221 01:11:38,987 --> 01:11:41,171 - What do you want? - Not much. 1222 01:11:41,194 --> 01:11:45,091 You have 10 minutes to get on your yacht and go home. 1223 01:11:46,859 --> 01:11:50,820 Bingo! I just bought a shack you'll like. 1224 01:12:21,764 --> 01:12:23,084 I love it! 1225 01:12:23,107 --> 01:12:25,389 I came here once to see the Colombian 1226 01:12:25,412 --> 01:12:28,064 and I fell in love with the place. 1227 01:12:31,172 --> 01:12:33,497 He refused to sell. 1228 01:12:35,075 --> 01:12:37,346 Come on, I'll show you paradise. 1229 01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:44,076 Check that out! Amazing! 1230 01:12:44,099 --> 01:12:45,890 Follow me. 1231 01:12:54,947 --> 01:12:57,698 What did I tell you? Paradise! 1232 01:13:09,315 --> 01:13:11,212 Fresh, natural produce, see? 1233 01:13:11,235 --> 01:13:14,750 Not like the flour you get in the city. 1234 01:13:15,075 --> 01:13:18,412 You turned me on in the bank, popping open those boxes. 1235 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,908 Eugene, isn't this a bit sudden? 1236 01:13:20,931 --> 01:13:22,732 No time to lose, kid. 1237 01:13:22,755 --> 01:13:24,844 In our line of work, you gotta act fast. 1238 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:28,492 Any moment, we could both be dead. Make the most of it. 1239 01:13:28,515 --> 01:13:29,710 You're right, Eugene... 1240 01:13:29,722 --> 01:13:30,700 Call me Fenimore. 1241 01:13:30,723 --> 01:13:34,828 Give me time to look my best for you. 1242 01:13:34,851 --> 01:13:37,324 Great idea! 1243 01:13:37,347 --> 01:13:39,596 We'll have a candlelit dinner overlooking the sea. 1244 01:13:39,619 --> 01:13:41,595 That would be perfect. 1245 01:13:43,267 --> 01:13:45,068 Be right back... 1246 01:13:45,091 --> 01:13:47,263 Fenimore. 1247 01:13:51,043 --> 01:13:54,092 Delta 1, get me out of here. The heat's on. 1248 01:13:54,115 --> 01:13:55,820 How soon can you be here? 1249 01:13:55,843 --> 01:13:56,972 Hold on. 1250 01:13:56,995 --> 01:13:58,796 How long will it take to repair? 1251 01:13:58,819 --> 01:14:01,867 Son, you're looking at 2-3 days. 1252 01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:05,471 Delta 2, I'm sending reinforcements. 1253 01:14:08,898 --> 01:14:09,932 What are you doing? 1254 01:14:09,955 --> 01:14:11,800 Calling up reinforcements. 1255 01:14:14,147 --> 01:14:16,811 We did it! The Belgian confessed. 1256 01:14:16,834 --> 01:14:19,787 - He confessed? - Everything. 1257 01:14:19,810 --> 01:14:21,707 We couldn't stop him. 1258 01:14:21,730 --> 01:14:23,627 We also took the opportunity to close some other cases. 1259 01:14:23,650 --> 01:14:26,796 He's going down so long, he'll never know. 1260 01:14:26,819 --> 01:14:28,139 That's not the right Belgian. 1261 01:14:28,162 --> 01:14:29,195 How come? 1262 01:14:29,218 --> 01:14:30,827 He was a decoy. 1263 01:14:30,850 --> 01:14:32,075 The real one was still in the bank. 1264 01:14:32,098 --> 01:14:34,187 So where's the real Belgian now? 1265 01:14:34,210 --> 01:14:37,547 I tailed him to the Colombian's villa outside Cannes. 1266 01:14:37,570 --> 01:14:40,715 Both of them together. The arrest of the century! 1267 01:14:40,738 --> 01:14:43,642 Red alert! 1268 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:51,339 You look sublime, darling. 1269 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:53,836 And you... White suits you. 1270 01:14:53,859 --> 01:14:57,963 You think so? I like white. 1271 01:14:57,986 --> 01:15:00,442 I like white a lot, but I prefer champagne. 1272 01:15:04,994 --> 01:15:06,891 - Gunshots? - Just the one so far. 1273 01:15:06,914 --> 01:15:09,675 Believe me, a gunshot never goes out alone. 1274 01:15:09,698 --> 01:15:10,539 What are you doing? 1275 01:15:10,562 --> 01:15:13,035 Setting up a forward position. 1276 01:15:13,058 --> 01:15:14,539 You play best at the back. 1277 01:15:14,562 --> 01:15:17,419 It's just to get an idea of the topography. 1278 01:15:17,442 --> 01:15:20,011 Facilitate the special forces' entry. 1279 01:15:20,034 --> 01:15:21,739 Put that in your ear. 1280 01:15:21,762 --> 01:15:24,120 You'll know where I'm at. 1281 01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:33,537 This will end in pain. 1282 01:15:34,626 --> 01:15:36,603 To us! 1283 01:15:46,882 --> 01:15:50,986 I can't climb the wall, but there's a post. 1284 01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:53,962 And a branch leading straight in. 1285 01:15:53,985 --> 01:15:57,227 Amazing they didn't saw that off. 1286 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:59,608 Shit! They did! 1287 01:16:02,146 --> 01:16:05,003 That's topography brought to you by Emilien. 1288 01:16:05,026 --> 01:16:07,198 Let's dance. 1289 01:16:23,137 --> 01:16:24,746 What a couple we make! 1290 01:16:24,769 --> 01:16:28,394 Fire and ice. My guile, your professionalism. 1291 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,794 Striking fear across the land. 1292 01:16:30,817 --> 01:16:35,194 I'd be your Clyde. You'd be my Bonnie. 1293 01:16:35,233 --> 01:16:36,266 Are we dancing or kissing? 1294 01:16:36,289 --> 01:16:37,898 A bit of both? 1295 01:16:37,921 --> 01:16:40,760 Or I'll think you're a mole. 1296 01:16:46,753 --> 01:16:49,131 Did nobody teach you to knock? 1297 01:16:49,154 --> 01:16:52,842 Sorry, boss. Look what fell out of the sky. 1298 01:16:52,865 --> 01:16:54,378 The little Marseille cop. 1299 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:57,163 Inspector. But you'll get me promotion. 1300 01:16:57,186 --> 01:16:59,936 Hands up! You're under arrest. 1301 01:17:01,026 --> 01:17:02,634 You got balls, coming here with your pop gun, 1302 01:17:02,657 --> 01:17:06,474 to arrest public enemy No. 1 the Flanders Strangler, 1303 01:17:06,497 --> 01:17:09,630 the Benelux Terror. 1304 01:17:10,337 --> 01:17:12,138 The house is surrounded! 1305 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:12,714 Sure it is. 1306 01:17:12,737 --> 01:17:15,402 Reinforcements! An Armada! 1307 01:17:15,425 --> 01:17:17,226 Helicopters circling overhead! 1308 01:17:17,249 --> 01:17:20,732 Any minute now! 1309 01:17:21,089 --> 01:17:22,715 Fine, we'll wait for them... 1310 01:17:22,727 --> 01:17:24,490 You must be out of your mind! 1311 01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:27,166 And prepare a reception. 1312 01:17:29,313 --> 01:17:31,498 You will pay for your impudence! 1313 01:17:31,521 --> 01:17:32,362 I want him! 1314 01:17:32,385 --> 01:17:34,378 I love tussling with a cop. 1315 01:17:34,401 --> 01:17:35,626 I was on a roll. 1316 01:17:35,649 --> 01:17:38,506 He can be my engagement gift, my pink flamingo. 1317 01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:42,327 No gift could give me greater happiness. 1318 01:17:42,849 --> 01:17:44,650 - Listen, miss! - I'm married! 1319 01:17:44,673 --> 01:17:46,281 I've never hit a woman. 1320 01:17:46,304 --> 01:17:49,208 You should know, I did 8 years of judo. Japanese winger. 1321 01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,164 Great! 1322 01:17:58,846 --> 01:18:02,087 If you insist, but I fight fair. 1323 01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:04,199 Keep your eyes open, then! 1324 01:18:04,222 --> 01:18:06,023 Don't worry about me! 1325 01:18:06,046 --> 01:18:08,699 I am worried about you! 1326 01:18:10,270 --> 01:18:11,975 Do I know you? 1327 01:18:11,998 --> 01:18:13,974 Think hard! 1328 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:17,927 I don't know what it's called, but ouch! 1329 01:18:17,950 --> 01:18:21,268 Hurry, guys, before the topographer's topped. 1330 01:18:24,094 --> 01:18:26,183 You like my fiancee? 1331 01:18:26,206 --> 01:18:28,248 Not my type. 1332 01:18:29,630 --> 01:18:32,468 Maybe if I was blonde. 1333 01:18:32,701 --> 01:18:33,351 Petra? 1334 01:18:33,374 --> 01:18:34,598 I knew I knew her. 1335 01:18:34,621 --> 01:18:37,078 About time. 1336 01:18:39,709 --> 01:18:42,940 Here comes Gibert and his big band! 1337 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:46,694 Maybe if I try the gate... 1338 01:18:46,717 --> 01:18:49,286 Ring the bell while you're at it! 1339 01:18:49,309 --> 01:18:51,782 Surprise is the key ingredient here. 1340 01:18:51,805 --> 01:18:55,866 Our ingenious catapult system helps us hop over the wall. 1341 01:18:57,948 --> 01:19:00,372 The Swedish corkscrew. 1342 01:19:00,636 --> 01:19:02,885 Time to finish him off! 1343 01:19:02,908 --> 01:19:04,983 The death blow! 1344 01:19:05,116 --> 01:19:07,109 I have a knife. Take me hostage. 1345 01:19:07,132 --> 01:19:08,644 Come again? 1346 01:19:08,667 --> 01:19:10,181 Turn me round and take me. 1347 01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:12,292 In front of everybody? 1348 01:19:12,315 --> 01:19:13,925 Take me hostage. 1349 01:19:13,948 --> 01:19:15,825 All right. 1350 01:19:16,636 --> 01:19:18,148 He's got a knife! 1351 01:19:18,171 --> 01:19:19,204 Where'd he get that? 1352 01:19:19,227 --> 01:19:20,836 I searched him personally. 1353 01:19:20,859 --> 01:19:22,373 Nobody move or she gets it! 1354 01:19:22,396 --> 01:19:23,429 Nobody move. 1355 01:19:23,452 --> 01:19:25,636 Don't worry, I'll handle this. 1356 01:19:25,659 --> 01:19:27,173 OK, cop, 1357 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:29,718 tell me what you want and you'll have it. 1358 01:19:31,227 --> 01:19:34,808 Sure this is a good idea? With no warm-up? 1359 01:19:34,843 --> 01:19:36,932 I am warm. I'm sizzling. 1360 01:19:36,955 --> 01:19:41,540 You're talking to a finalist, Saumur Trampoline Championship, 1971. 1361 01:19:41,563 --> 01:19:43,268 That was long ago! 1362 01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:45,669 It's like riding a bike. You never forget. 1363 01:19:45,692 --> 01:19:47,668 Crank it up! 1364 01:19:59,803 --> 01:20:01,028 Betrayed by technology! 1365 01:20:01,051 --> 01:20:02,948 Check out what's wrong. 1366 01:20:02,971 --> 01:20:04,915 Right away, chief. 1367 01:20:07,739 --> 01:20:09,060 What number are you? 1368 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:10,596 How do I know! 1369 01:20:10,619 --> 01:20:14,515 I'm last in line. 1370 01:20:14,747 --> 01:20:16,836 The fuse must have blown. 1371 01:20:16,859 --> 01:20:19,428 Trying to lift fatso. 1372 01:20:19,451 --> 01:20:21,328 Got it, chief! 1373 01:20:47,835 --> 01:20:48,772 We have visitors. 1374 01:20:48,795 --> 01:20:51,153 What do we do? 1375 01:20:51,579 --> 01:20:53,457 We go to war! 1376 01:20:59,643 --> 01:21:01,444 Wanna play do ya? 1377 01:21:01,467 --> 01:21:04,371 Wanna roast me? So, come and get me! 1378 01:21:13,435 --> 01:21:15,989 Glad I stayed in the cab. 1379 01:21:20,731 --> 01:21:23,203 I'm No. 1 here! Got that? 1380 01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:24,931 Not just in Belgium. The world's public enemy No. 1! 1381 01:21:24,954 --> 01:21:27,891 A few gendarmes don't scare me! 1382 01:21:48,346 --> 01:21:50,705 I'll blow you up a storm. Just watch. 1383 01:21:52,090 --> 01:21:55,409 The gendarme counter-attacks! You're busting my balls! 1384 01:21:56,410 --> 01:21:58,288 And this gendarme... 1385 01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:01,187 is gonna clean up this town 1386 01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:03,568 double-quick! 1387 01:22:20,762 --> 01:22:22,083 Daniel, help! 1388 01:22:22,106 --> 01:22:24,278 Ain't that a surprise. 1389 01:22:27,002 --> 01:22:29,939 Who's the No. 1 now? 1390 01:22:41,114 --> 01:22:44,694 That's dangerous. Time for some serious weaponry. 1391 01:22:44,954 --> 01:22:46,627 - He's crazy! - What's he doing? 1392 01:22:46,650 --> 01:22:49,205 Look what I found! 1393 01:22:49,913 --> 01:22:51,907 I only ever saw this in photos. 1394 01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:52,770 Switch on. 1395 01:22:52,793 --> 01:22:55,249 He needs locking up! 1396 01:22:55,386 --> 01:22:59,086 I'm gonna waste those scumbags. 1397 01:23:20,986 --> 01:23:22,864 Help! 1398 01:23:45,274 --> 01:23:48,178 It's better in yellow. 1399 01:23:53,881 --> 01:23:55,298 My love! 1400 01:23:55,321 --> 01:23:58,562 To think I didn't recognize you. I nearly hit you. 1401 01:23:58,585 --> 01:24:02,100 Don't worry, I'd have fought back. 1402 01:24:06,554 --> 01:24:09,108 Get a room, will you? 1403 01:24:17,209 --> 01:24:20,066 You're driving me to distraction. 1404 01:24:20,089 --> 01:24:23,375 I know. You're not the only one. 1405 01:24:26,585 --> 01:24:29,250 Take me to your leader. 1406 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:31,064 Excuse me. 1407 01:24:31,289 --> 01:24:33,266 Hi, nice meet to you. 1408 01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:36,354 - Can I ask your rank? - Commander. 1409 01:24:36,377 --> 01:24:37,314 Is that all? 1410 01:24:37,337 --> 01:24:40,194 You look like General material to me. 1411 01:24:40,217 --> 01:24:43,074 Somebody upstairs doesn't like you. 1412 01:24:43,097 --> 01:24:44,706 Leave it to me. 1413 01:24:44,729 --> 01:24:48,066 I know the top brass. 1414 01:24:48,089 --> 01:24:50,946 I give them a lot of business, so they owe me favour or two. 1415 01:24:50,969 --> 01:24:52,962 Let's talk it over in my car. 1416 01:24:52,985 --> 01:24:54,945 With pleasure. 1417 01:24:54,968 --> 01:24:56,578 Take him away! 1418 01:24:56,601 --> 01:24:59,745 You're making a mistake! You'll pay for this! 1419 01:24:59,768 --> 01:25:03,185 Let go of me! 1420 01:25:09,848 --> 01:25:12,128 You steered us through a minefield. 1421 01:25:12,151 --> 01:25:13,377 Thanks, 1422 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,968 but Emilien did all the work. I just drove. 1423 01:25:15,991 --> 01:25:18,657 Actually, the meter's still ticking over. 1424 01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,441 I don't get it. You knew he planned a heist? 1425 01:25:21,464 --> 01:25:25,472 Yes, and legally we can't go near those boxes, 1426 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:28,321 so we let him do it for us. 1427 01:25:28,344 --> 01:25:30,816 Seeing as he's going down anyway. 1428 01:25:30,839 --> 01:25:32,257 Exactly. 1429 01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:34,177 How did you know he'd escape? 1430 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:37,536 The odds seemed pretty good. 1431 01:25:37,559 --> 01:25:39,437 Oh, yeah? 1432 01:25:39,768 --> 01:25:42,336 So I helped make the operation a success? 1433 01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:44,614 You were just perfect. 1434 01:25:44,714 --> 01:25:48,253 Bravo, without your help, we wouldn't have Delta 1 1435 01:25:48,492 --> 01:25:53,296 And we would have an arrest. You did a tremendous job. 1436 01:25:53,535 --> 01:25:56,891 You deserve a promotion for your great effort. 1437 01:25:56,926 --> 01:25:58,309 Until then. 1438 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,186 Any news of Gibert? 1439 01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:10,353 We gave him a bottle of downers and he just laughed. 1440 01:26:10,376 --> 01:26:14,721 Come on, lads! We'll mash 'em! 1441 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:17,905 Nice and easy, take them to pieces! 1442 01:26:17,928 --> 01:26:19,729 He's still flying, huh? 1443 01:26:19,752 --> 01:26:21,841 We've tried everything. 1444 01:26:21,864 --> 01:26:24,721 He's down to run a marathon. It won't be enough. 1445 01:26:24,744 --> 01:26:28,465 Footwork! Shoot! 1446 01:26:28,488 --> 01:26:30,673 Where'd they get these no-hopers? 1447 01:26:30,696 --> 01:26:33,830 Look at you! It's The March of the Penguins! 1448 01:26:37,608 --> 01:26:40,512 Shoot! 1449 01:26:42,792 --> 01:26:46,769 This isn't a knitting circle! Give the ball hell! 1450 01:26:46,792 --> 01:26:48,866 Look! 1451 01:26:54,856 --> 01:27:00,291 That's not hard, is it? 1452 01:27:00,712 --> 01:27:03,569 Bring it under control and... 1453 01:27:03,592 --> 01:27:07,685 Round and Round! Now, overhead kick! 1454 01:27:10,216 --> 01:27:13,415 Goal in! Goal In! 1455 01:27:18,056 --> 01:27:20,775 Pablo, take care of the ball. 1456 01:27:20,951 --> 01:27:23,000 I'm busy. 1457 01:27:25,797 --> 01:27:29,757 You thought it was all very funny, right? 1458 01:27:29,996 --> 01:27:33,209 You don't understand, I'm not him! I'm someone else, Eduard. 1459 01:27:33,257 --> 01:27:35,807 Yeah, right! And I'm Tony Montana. 100052