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Finally,

the energy that I've been waiting for.

I made him come. He made me a coffee.

That's concerning.

You're lucky for being a fucking
failure.

It was.

Probably like the cruelest thing that
Cardi's ever said. I have done nothing

wrong here. I'm not happy with Lockie.
You're giving him the attention he

Cardi is feeling like he's using her.
Leave it fucking alone, Rhea. No, no,

We've got an update on Lily. She had her
surgery today and she has actually

returned home with her parents.

If I'm being completely honest, I don't
really think anyone wants her here.

Thank God Lily isn't here right now.

Francesco is playing with fire.

I'm my own man.

I'll do what I want, and I'll do what I
want when I want.

I'm not gonna tell a man what to do.

But I will tell Lily.

Hi. Yeah, San Fran.

Got a little pip in your step.

It was sweet.

Not like I'm dark.

Yeah, look, I've had a bit of a dry
spell, so it was good to get back at it.

you know what's so funny is you just
disappeared in, like, the midst of,

the screaming.

Yeah, I'm fucked. Nah, just laugh.

Do you hear me cheering you?

Yeah, look, I didn't have Lily pacing up
and down, so it was good to have my

freedom. It's a bit of a relief. I can
do what I want without, you know,

looking at me the whole time.

What happened last night?

I don't know what was going on. I heard
something happening.

It was like the failure comment, hey?

Yeah. I don't know. One thing led to
another and I'm going to call it a

Twice. Twice.

Pretty rough, bro. Are we failing it?

It is not an up effort. I don't want to
get to nowhere.

And all this, and all this shit.

At this time, I'm flogging a dead horse.

So what are you going to do, do you
reckon? Are you going to pull her aside?

Do you think you, uh...

I've had enough.

You have to. I've had enough.

I'm emotionally exhausted from this
whole situation and this isn't for me.

I really have a feeling that I got
pushed away.

You didn't want to push him away. You
got embarrassed.

He called you out and you wanted to hurt
him. I'm pretty mad because Tassie was

on one last time. It was so much
meanness in the energy.

I know the word failure would have cut
deep.

Seriously?

I was coming from a place of hurt at
that point in time.

He said, you're hurting me and you're
embarrassing me and I felt bad for him.

You do not call someone a failure.

You do not go up to them when they're
trying to talk it out with their friend.

You do not scream at them that they're a
cunt.

You are wrong.

It was just me.

It really was me.

It's not cardio.

No, that's not the cardio that we all
know and love. You're wrong.

I'm going to be with you and not be in a
fight, but I'm going to tell you that

you're wrong.

Sometimes you need to call out your
friends when they do shit things.

Jade is right.

I'm definitely not proud of how I acted
last night.

I'm going to kill you.

That's nice.

Honestly, I'm extremely disappointed.

When Monarchy came in hot at you last
night.

Yeah. Monarchy was 100 % out of order
last night. I understand, you know, my

involvement wasn't necessary, but
neither was his.

We all put our opinions in everyone's
situation.

It's just the nature of this fucking
house.

Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, you don't
have to believe it. You can take it with

grain of salt. You don't have to listen
to it. You asked me, I'm going to give

it. I'm not too sure how big the beef is
between Lucky and I because I was asked

for my opinion and that was kind of
thrown out of perspective and out of

and taken offence, but I didn't mean to
offend him. I'm not going to hate this,

that we have to do all this shit. But we
do sometimes do this to ourselves.

Rihanna, she needs to be called out when
she does wrong and she did wrong.

This morning, there's no remorse at all.
She needs to apologise.

Do you feel OK to go downstairs then?
Fuck!

I need to apologise.

too lucky.

I think she really should know she's in
the wrong with this one.

And I guess whoever else is in the room
to witness everything.

This is a walk of shame. Where's my
bell?

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame.

Shame. Shame.

This morning's a frosty one. Yeah.

I'm feeling a lot of different emotions
this morning. I've obviously got some

anxiety in the air, but can't sit here
and pretend nothing's happened.

Sorry for yelling last night.

I'm sorry for my behaviour last night.

We'll have a talk about it privately.

But I'm sorry for yelling at you last
night.

Welcome home.

I got to witness it for the first time.
I know. That's a bit wild.

It's a bit fucking awkward now.

Okay, do you want to talk now?

Um, yeah.

You know what? Maybe I'll go outside and
ask him if he wants a coffee. When you

fuck up, you don't back yourself in a
corner. You step up to the plate and

you know what?

I've messed up. Let me do my wrongs from
right, and that's what I want to do.

First and foremost, I'm sorry for
calling you a failure.

Yeah.

Sorry for embarrassing you.

Especially airing out our personal
business in such a mean

way. Yeah. I feel terrible.

Look,

she apologised, but, you know...

You can only apologise so many times. At
some stage, you have to actually change

your actions.

You can't come walking down the stairs
smacking yourself with a fucking shoe

every morning.

Do you know what I mean?

I can't be walking on egg showers every
time the sun goes down around here.

You're going to need that.

I think we're better off as friends and
that's how it should stay.

Salsa dancing tonight. Fuck yeah, I need
to learn how to do a bit of a boogie,

so a bit of salsa dancing, you know? You
know what, bro, they say that's one of

the sexiest dances in the world. I'm the
only one. That's right, it is.

Maybe you and Rika should dance tonight
away.

That's what I was thinking, maybe you
should put on the ring.

Maybe relieve the tension and have a bit
of a boogie with her, or... Put it on

the cards?

I'd rather not.

Rihanna had some seriously fucking rude
words about me last night that decided

to be said behind my back.

A bit too soon?

Ah, yeah.

Some of the things came out of her mouth
last night, which is a bit brutal for

that. Yeah, that's fair.

Who's your ideal partner?

My ideal partner? Yeah, it's probably
you, man. Last night, all Rihanna was

trying to do was agitate the situation
and make Katya angry. She's tried to

involve herself in the situation and
rile her up, and I just told her to fuck

off. In fact, she hasn't even tried to
apologise yet. He's beyond me.

Yeah, well, because she thinks that it's
because Katia said, asked for her

opinion, that she's valid to say it.

That doesn't... I don't care if someone
asks for your opinion. You don't go that

hard, ever.

I don't really necessarily have a
problem with her, but I do have a

how she's treating my mate. So until she
goes and apologises to him, I'm sorry,

but I'm not talking a fucking word to
her.

Salsa dancing?

Yeah. That's something new.

I'm excited.

I'm keen to see how I am. I am like a
stiff dick when I try to move, so... I

don't know how today will go.

Today, we need to get out of the house.
We've got to go salsa dancing. It's

going to be another bonding experience.

I'm going to shake my titties. Shake my
titties.

Might be a good icebreaker for us all.

I don't know if the dance is monarchy.

I... Tension with monarchy, mostly.

My tips not being with him.

Maybe they choose.

My involvement wasn't necessary, but
neither was his.

I'm just here standing up for one of my
friends.

Maybe we can use it as, like, a little
icebreaker.

We could try.

We could try. At least try.

The answer to self -dancing is rhythm
and yips.

Which I have none of.

I feel like the emoji, the Spanish
emoji. You actually look like the emoji.

And you pull me back.

Salsa dancing is hot, sensual, close.

Yum. Appreciate it. Thanks so much. And
you pull me back.

So, salsa. When you hear salsa, what's
like the first thing that comes?

Humor. Doritos.

Doritos. I want to learn how to talk
Spanish.

We reckon let's throw the dump.

When you grab her hip, it's like making
the set.

You have to feel within your body.

Express your emotions through the act of
dump.

I could obviously attach it between
Lucky and I. Yep.

I kind of, like, lurk here hoping it's
my fucking dance partner, so maybe that

can, like, alleviate some things here.

I've never done salsa dancing before,
but it looks so much fun.

Give me the salsa!

I am not a dancer.

Like, I move like a fucking ironing
board.

Are you ready to dance? Yes.

Yes? I would love to dance with Lockie
today. I think it's the best way to

relieve the tension.

We'll get you to partner up, so if you
can find yourselves a partner.

Yep.

But the vibe is clear.

I won't be dancing long, you know.

It's getting hot.

Well, I guess the tension's faced.

Fuck, I want to split these, eh?

We're going to teach you a little bit of
basic salsa to start off with. Let's

go. Oh, we're good.

That's it, friends.

That's it, guys. Look at me in the eyes,
guys.

Look at me in the eyes.

Closer, closer.

Closer. Now go.

Hug each other.

Con and Francesco look like... You

have to get loose with it. Get jiggy
with it.

Need some WD -40 to lube up those greasy
elbows.

Me and Jade are a dead set. Got this
chemistry running at the moment.

Yeah. We are looking like professionals
out there. I'm telling you, sign us up.

Go away.

And then, ready, spin.

Hey, I'm done.

I was like, my God, he looked into my
soul.

Holy fuck.

Yeah.

Challenge.

Ready? One, two.

Did it to myself.

No one else to blame.

One, two, three. And then one, two,
three.

One, two, three.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I am a queen of self -sabotage and I'm
over it. I just want to be good with

So guys, the last section, once you've
come out, lead as we come down.

Okay? Oh.

Underneath the bum here.

Okay? Straight back.

Look up. Lift.

Lifting up Francesco is like lifting up
a schoolgirl. You just want to stop

giggling. Don't grab my hand.

Don't. Don't make a noise.

Do not. So much fun.

I might be started dancing.

Let's walk us all back together, baby.

See you later.

Thanks, guys.

I loved it.

I loved being back in the studio.

I've been there for ages. Absolute ball.
I actually learned something, and I'm

pretty happy about it. Aww.

You did really good, San Fran. You did
good. Yeah.

So we're heading back to the house, but
Nadia and Kyle have gone to Lily's house

to check in on her. Lily is going to
love these.

I think she will too.

I'm really glad that we are going to
support her right now, and I feel

being disconnected from the house.
You're just thinking, what's going on

She's going to want to know so much. And
we know Lily when she's in the house as

well. She's eyes everywhere.

Yes. It must be so hard for her right
now, not being in the house. And it's

for us not having her here too.

I'm so excited to see her. Same.

I really want to go pay her a visit and
give her a cuddle.

Here we are.

Oh no!

Oh, she's so cute and vulnerable.

Well... Well, he never looks cute and
vulnerable.

Oh, Mummy, I've missed you so much.

So what's, like, the road to recovery?

What's it look like? Well, tomorrow, I
put a boot on. Oh, you get it. Look at

this cunt.

Oh!

No!

That could be dangerous. I mean, I've
already heard that she's thrown a chair

monarchy. Now she's got another object
to throw at people. How's the house?

How's everyone in the house?

I'm going to tell you something straight
away. Okay. What?

Francesco cheated on you.

Fuck off. Oh my God. I've got a fucked
leg. Same friends, fucking bitches. What

the fuck's happening when I've left the
house? I was in the hospital having

surgery. Having surgery. Like, huge.

Huge surgery while he's rooting. But
when I'm in the house, he's trying to

after me, pick me up, hold my leg. The
fact that you've got to do it when I'm

not in the house explains exactly who
you are.

Uh -oh.

Good luck, brother. Those claws are
coming out and they're scratching your

up and down. Anything else?

Rihanna. What does she do?

She's admitted that she's intimidated by
you and she feels like she needs to go

in her shell.

That's not my problem.

I'm like, if you're feeling this way,
you tell Lily.

It's going to come out either way.
Exactly right. It comes out either

way. She's been feeling this way about
me the whole time, but she's never come

to me once. So if she's scared, that's
her problem.

Lily's always been the type.

If you have a problem with me, you come
straight to me.

I don't give a fuck if I've got to crawl
in here, wheelchair, or walk in. I'm

coming for her.

Brianna!

I'm coming!

I don't give a fuck how it's going to
happen. I'm making my way back to that

house. No, like, stop in this car. These
cunts need to fucking watch out when

Mummy returns.

I'll be coming back.

My house, my rules.

Lucky, can I call you for a chat,
please?

Oh, there's so much tension in the air.
I was kind of avoiding the drama.

I'm hoping I can sort it because I just
can't be in this environment anymore.

I just wanted to apologize for my
behavior last night and some of the

that I said. They were extremely out of
pocket, extremely unnecessary.

Like, I'm sorry just to...

blandering you in that way. Yes, I'm
Cardi's friend, but I'm also here to

support everybody and it's not my drama
between you and her. My opinion was

asked, but it wasn't necessarily needed,
but I didn't mean to offend him. I'll

just say that at that moment of my
night, that's fucking horrendous to

absolutely. You know what I mean? Being
caught a failure and then all this shit

just piling up. For someone to say go
die in a hole, that's pretty fucking

I must have done something to really
hurt her.

If you've got something to say, say it
to me. Absolutely. Because at the end of

the day, I'm not hiding behind anything.

No. I don't care. I don't want to walk
around here and just be fake.

No. Because if you've got something to
say, I want you to say it to my face. I

agree. 100%. I do apologise.

I feel horrible for that.

Oh, well, that's all right. I don't
know. I just don't want to hear that

again. No, you're not going to.

I've accepted her apology, although if
someone goes out of their way to

disrespect me, they have lost all my
trust.

Hi. Hey, kid.

How was everything?

Good. She's really well.

She's still classic Lil. Yeah, no, so
pretty much she's got a moon boot and

crutches ready for when she can walk.

But at the moment, she's still bed
bound.

Yeah, no, we filled her in with
everything that's been going on.

I'm actually really scared. I'm actually
really scared. Same friend.

She wants to speak to you. Yeah, she
wants to speak to you.

That's awesome.

It's actually not funny, same friend.

It's serious.

I wouldn't be laughing if I was you.
See, I'm telling you, you're not going

be laughing when she comes through those
doors.

We don't know when she'll be back. She's
still got the fire and the spirit in

her. She's like, I'm coming back. I
don't care.

Lily is on a war park.

It's going to be bucky the hectic.

And I love it.

This is me the day before my period. I

rage.

I wouldn't want a funkier shirt, but I
don't know if you'd pull off a funky

shirt with that hair colour.

Do you know what I mean? Like, you've
got your standout piece. It's there.

on your head. You can't remove that.

Oh, Jay!

So hot!

Hey!

Rachel sorted us up out with Lockie, so
time to get ready for a night out at

Woolshed! Hey, motherfucking plug. And
we all know it's time to let the fuck

loose.

No problems, no issues.

Just drink, girls, and dancing.

Yo, Slab City, turn up. It's time to let
it loose.

My tits are telling me that tonight is
going to be fucking on heat.

Oh, my God!

Woo, Joe, baby!

This place never fails. It always has
the hottest boys in

Cairns.

I'm so excited to see how hot and steamy
this night gets.

I mean, if I had a fanny, it would be
fluttering right now.

Without Lily here, Sam Fran is living
his hot girl summer.

He is thriving.

What was your name again?

Tani. Tani, that's it.

You got something to do?

Yeah. Will you pay for my flight?

Yeah, I'll pay.

Relax, I got you. Two sexy birds,
conning on the prowl. Perfect.

I genuinely don't have a problem with
you. But

when someone's talking shit about my
mate, I'm going to stand up for my mate

regardless of truth. I'm the same.

If you were talking shit about party, I
would also have an issue. Like I did.

Let's have a fucking good night. I love
you. It feels so good to have everything

just sorted. Let's get back to partying.

Kong goes to the toilet. He's taking his
time.

Fuck it, I've got two birds.

I

love

a three -way kiss. And you know what I
love more?

Cutting Kong's grass.

Get out of your gel bag.

Don't ever put your hands on my gel ever
again.

See that?

That's fucking wild.

There you go.

Am I missing something?

I want a gel ball! I want everything.

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

That is a treat that's hard to beat.

This is the best night ever.

You've only got one bird, but you've got
the bird that Con was talking about.

There's no drama. Everyone's smiling.

There's no argument.

And it feels fucking terrific.

You want to hook up, bro?

Yeah, bro.

What the fuck am I watching?

I'm so grateful to be here.

Let's end the night with a bang.

I feel great.

Good morning.

Morning, Katya.

Hello. How are you? How are you?

I'm good, Bambino. How are you?

My first morning with Neuropology.

It is such a great feeling.

I'm on top of the world.

Let's all go to the Gillies pool party.
I love a

Gillians pool party.

Glitter my face.

Absolutely. Today's going to be a good
day. I can feel it. Fucking awesome.

good. Thank you. Bring it on.

Pool party!

Let's go get fucked up.

Sorry, Callum. Coming today.

Oh, what a vibe.

into you know oh fuck i'm a bit geared
with that cunt though because i know how

much he likes the wine shut up summer's
coming to an end we need the home run in

style tens or nothing yeah only season
baby head into the pool party i'm gonna

get some drinks in me and hook up with
some birds from now on i'm ready to come

I'm back in town. The weather is on
point.

What better way to start my day than
having one last rip with the crew at a

party?

A little snake is here and there and
everywhere.

Where's Lily?

Lily sacked her pretty bad to the point
of her actually having to get surgery.

Wow. Summer is coming to an end and all
I want to do is party without

the dramas and just look hot.

She's the family fighting and fucking.

Come on, you want to fucking fuck it.
Oh, wow, wow, there you go. Come on,

Derek, just be mad.

I want to know what to see, brother. I
want to know what to see. What do I

I slept with Lily.

Yeah, it was good. So you guys were
after the ball party? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

then a couple nights ago, I brought
someone home and I slept with her. But

Lily's not here to... So Lily doesn't
know?

Oh, if Lily finds out, she's going to
flip her lid, bro. I did stir the pot a

little bit with Francesco, and he got
nervous. I could see his arsehole just

twitching.

So Lily's out of action.

What's going on there?

I feel like there's a bit more freedom
in the house. I feel like Lily causes a

lot of the issues in this house.

I've noticed I'm not walking on
eggshells. Yeah, right.

Lily leaves, everyone's a happy family.

Life with a lawless, I'm the king of the
fortress.

I will arrive, the kingdom is mine.

I might have been in fucking hospital,
but I'm back. And I'm back with a

bang. Ah, we're in on...

I'm fucking coming for you.

Sorry,

sorry, sorry.

Well, would you look at that? The bitch
is back and she is all ready.

Kill my vibe.

Way to ruin it. We were on such a good
roll.

How the

fuck is she here and why?

Her lily's hobbled and hot.

This pool party's about to explode.

You're here to fuck shit up. Absolutely.

Yes!

I'm scared.

I'm here to fuck shit up.

Good luck, Francesco, and good luck,
Rihanna.

What the fuck have I missed?

She's got...

Lily is literally in a fucking moon boat
at a pool party, and that's not even

stopping her from coming in red hot,
causing fucking chaos.

Let's play truth.

The first person I'll be dealing with,
Rihanna.

Don't talk about me when I'm not here.
I'm coming for you. This book's going up

your fucking heart.

Rihanna, why are you talking shit about
me?

You've been talking shit about me. I've
heard you've been talking about me

behind my back. I have been talking
about you, but it's not shit.

As soon as I've left the house, why are
you talking about me when I'm not in

there?

the table brianna you thought me not
being in the house i wouldn't hear guess

what you fucked up the loyalties lie
with me and everyone knows bitch i'm

fucking clean b i just don't appreciate
what the fuck's going on because i'm in

fucking hospital getting surgery i've
been told that you said that through the

whole house i'm not walking to eggshells
and stuff how would you feel sometimes

when you're in hospital doing that how
would you feel would you feel shit I

when people talk shit about me on my
back.

If you have a problem with me, tell me.
I'm not taking that shit.

I have said I'm terrified of you. I'm
intimidated by you. I feel like I need

be in a shell around you because I...
Well, that's not my problem. This is my

house. I've been here since day one. I'm
going to be here till the end of the

fucking earth.

She's mad in the fact that things have
been said about her not to her face,

which is understandable, but not
everyone can just approach a scary

-on and say, I have a problem with this.

That's not how everyone works.

You've never actually ever said, hey,
Lil, I'm walking on eggshells. I don't

feel OK.

Why would I tell you? Because I would
have been ticked. OK, tell me about it.

was scared to approach you. I don't know
you from afar.

I've given you advice.

The way that Lily is going at Ray is
just too much.

Oh, my God. They're both using the piss.

She's actually going mental now. Leg
elevated.

She's coming hot, man. She's coming hot,
bro. She doesn't fuck around. She just

goes straight to the point.

It's not looking good. I am a little bit
stressed.

I could be next.

I'm here to help. I can see from over
there, things are spinning in circles.

There's a lot of pa -pa -pa, pa -pa
-pas.

And I want us all to be leaving here
with a smile on our face.

I just want to know, you and us, I might
be fucking hard, but I'm never going to

turn you down if you say I'm scared.

Well, come on, Gary.

You come in with a fucking present.

And that's why I love you. But you've
got to know it to love it. After having

this conversation, it's made me realise,
like, oh, it's not that bad. I should

have come to you from the beginning.

And I do apologise for that.

I don't like Lily, but if it's about
pushing things under the rug, push them

shall. Whatever.

Can we girl hug it out, though? Yes, but
I'm going to have it.

Is Lily staying here permanently?

We're going to have to circle back to
the San Fran thing now. Re -done.

Perfect. Yay!

Who's next?

San Fran!

Of course he's in trouble.

San Fran!

Come here!

Get over here.

San Fran, run!

That's what I'd be doing.

You're fucked up.

Get the fuck over here now.

I heard that you've been fucking bitches
while I'm away. You can sit closer.

That's so disrespectful.

I'm going to pop off.

We need to chat. Yeah, let's go.

I look at him and he's just got a little
sparkle in his eye. I'm like, oh,

Sanfran.

You're so fine.

Hey, gorgeous.

Stop. I need to start right now.

You... Are a beautiful, handsome young
man. Aww.

I don't know what it is. I can't say I'm
mad at him. So, Sanfran, you're lucky

you're hot.

Look, it doesn't matter who it is. I was
just... I wasn't expecting it when I

was in hospital. Oh, look.

And I can't blame you for it. That's not
my fault. No, I know that, but you know

what? It's just bad timing. Listen to
what I'm saying right now. It is bad

timing. Okay.

All right, well, whatever.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. Honestly, I'm
not going to have... We don't owe each

other anything. I'm not wasting my time.

Lily tries to get mad at me. She was
just speaking bullshit. She has no leg

stand on, quite literally.

I'm better than any girl you fucked
anyway.

Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, you are.

Oh, Sam Red, I know you're in love with
me.

Oh, fuck off.

I'm gonna cut off that.

And, yeah, we'll probably have a root
later on.

Right, so I want you guys to finish up
all the drinks.

I've got to quickly go to the air to
pick somebody up. You've got what?

Or whoever it is.

I just know it's going to put a smile on
your face.

I can't even... There is no words to
describe how much I want to see my

girlfriend. To rest, we should take this
party back to the house. I'm absolutely

happy.

Let's have a good night tonight.

I feel like tonight's house party is
going to be fucking wild.

I need to see her.

She needs to see her.

Hey, mate.

How do we feel about everything after
the pool party? Any arguments tonight?

Well, I think everyone thought they
should. I was like... I like getting the

popcorn out. I'd way rather do that
rather than pointing fingers.

Are we going to stay out of it tonight?
Look, I hope I do stay out of it, but I

can't keep my mouth shut at the best of
times, so... Yeah, I hope the punches

don't come my way tonight.

The last thing I need is a tequila
cardia throwing her weight around and

for me in her crosses.

He loves me.

He loves me not.

Seriously.

Lucky loves me not. Seriously, he
doesn't love me.

Lucky loves me because of my behaviour.

So close yet so far.

He doesn't want a piece of me. He loves
me. It's disappointing because I am

still very attracted to him.

Yeah, tonight.

Here, do you want to sit here and I'll
put a chair up for you? Yes, I'd love to

sit here in front of everyone and open
my legs wide.

I'm actually wearing iridescent green
undies, so... Why are you wearing

Because you haven't taken them off yet.

Oh!

She's back!

Cows in town for one night and it's
going to be a good time.

We are here to party. We are the party
people.

Chug me the fuck up, baby.

Winning award.

There you are.

Oh, yum.

Drinks everywhere.

People everywhere.

Hello.

Anthony.

I thought I was going to party.

Let's be honest. There's going to be
fucking drama everywhere.

Good job.

If he brings a flower, he gets my
flower.

They're beautiful.

Look who I picked up.

I was causing chaos, and I put Lexi
through the wringer. So I thought, what

better time than to bring her girlfriend
in as the prize?

That's going to get me some brownie
points.

We're on now. We're on now.

I'm excited to be on this real front
now. What the fuck?

You're fucking sexy, though.

I feel it. It's time.

Shut up.

Okay, this is the spot. What's this? Are
they on the scissors thing already?

The fight is on for that shark bud and
the sloth heart.

Cody's here.

Anthony's here.

Chino's here.

Lily's here.

Like, there's four of us now and only
two blazes the fuck. Like, let's take

now.

Wow!

All right, that's gone up. Oh, my God.
Same thing. Actually, I'll make up sex.

Make -up sex? What make -up sex?

I don't know, just because you haven't
had sex.

You can maybe type it out, you can do it
again.

Francesco talks a big game when Lily's
not around, but the second she's back...

Mummy.

Your ass is solid.

Solid. Let me feel it.

Come on.

You've always had a nice ass, but now
it's like a bit too firm.

Be careful, because your man's over
there is going to be jealous now when

touching my arm.

No, he's not my man.

What's happening? What's the script?

Oh, you want me to tie you up? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Tell me yesterday.

I'm catching up with Cartier on a one
-on -one, which I haven't done for some

time, and she's giving me the rundown of
what happened with her and Lockie.

We go to the show club. He starts, like,
touching me. I'm like, perfect, here we

go. Instant response, going down.

Going down, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm going
right down.

And then he's like, I'm about to come.
I'm like, perfect, that's exactly where

want to come.

I come up, he pulls the goodnight card
on me.

Doesn't finish you off. No.

Like, he's giving it the big licks, like
he's some sort of carpenter that's

handy with his hands, but he can't even
finish the job.

So what, I'm finishing you, you're not
finishing me? Come on, Sean.

That's not cricket.

That's not cricket.

That's not a man, it's a boy, isn't it?

That's crazy, Bob.

Cardi decides to laugh hysterically and
not have my back, which is not something

a friend should be doing. What's wrong
with you?

Think about it.

And what do I need to think about?
You're smart enough to realise it.

He overheard me speaking to Cal about
what happened with 29.

I just thought I was disrespected out
there.

Do you know what I mean? Is that fair to
say?

Not by me.

Not by you. So you're not going to pull
him up?

What was disrespectful out there? Okay,
so in a conversation with you two, he's

going to disrespect me right there.
You're not going to pull him up? I mean,

what he was saying was... It was
hilarious to you, wasn't it? It was

Cards ain't lucky at fighting.

Again?

Again? Seriously?

Again?

Okay, we can drop it down the chair. I'm
not dropping shit.

Oh, my God.

Look, I'm all for fighting. I love it. I
love arguing with a man.

But, guys, every night, I'm not even in
that relationship, and I'm exhausted

looking at it. Where does this come
from?

Cal wanted to talk shit, and Cardi
didn't have my back, so she thinks it's

funny, so I think I've been mugged off
here, and I think it's fucking

disrespectful. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've just come into a shit show, bro.

Yeah. Cardi, I wanted to know why I'm
pissed off, bro. And I'm pissed off

because I heard you slagging me off over
there, and she didn't pull you out.

She just went and told me what happened
between you two.

And as a throwaway comment, I'm just
going to say, that's a boy, not a man.

Because basically, she finished you off,
and you didn't finish her off. And it's

as simple as that. All I said was,
that's a boy, not a man. Because in my

in my world, the man finishes a girl
before they can. That's it. OK, fair

enough. She's not slagging you off.

Hey, that's all good. I didn't have a
problem with you. I had a problem with

over here laughing about it when we've
had all this shit going on.

I'm just saying facts, bro. That's how I
feel.

You know what I mean, bro? This is
fucking bullshit.

I don't know why he's getting so
excited, bro. If only he was that

he was reading you.

Like, I'm not asking the geezer to be a
fucking mechanic, but he should know how

to serve the bird. But he doesn't. This
whole time I'm here,

Trying to protect you and your fucking
heart.

Yeah.

Shouldn't have done that.

Honestly, I'm not meant to be going
because of this chick. It happens every

fucking night.

You've got to take some deep breaths
before you start. I am so calm right

just feel completely disrespected,
Cartier, and you should realize why. And

fucking over it. So you didn't even
apologize for what you just did over

I'm not going to apologize for a
friend's comment that he made.

Okay. Well, I'm going to be done with
this conversation then.

Have a great night.

Enjoy your stay.

Are you alright? She's not able to
apologise, bro. She's not able to

Yeah. Me and Cardi are a fucking six
feet under at this stage.

So, unfortunately, I have to go.

Oh, God.

I will be back in the morning.

Yes, you will.

Francesco? Hey, friend, I've got to go.

I'll see you tomorrow.

And the fact that he's walking me out
the door to my car. Yeah, I'm safe.

Giving me a kiss and fucking telling me
he'll see me tomorrow.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder,
and now Sanford knows what the fuck he's

missing, and it's me.

All right, see ya. Good night.

Fuck yeah.

Lily's gone.

Shit's about to get wild.

Fuck yeah, Sanford!

Hey, show me that arm.

Give it a little wiggle.

Sorry, my arm.

Oh, yeah, he's eating my fucking arm
right now.

I miss you.

I miss you a lot.

Heads in this house are lively tonight.

Fucking hell.

Every room is getting some serious
action.

I'm going to fuck you a few times.

I hope you realise that.

Rooting and tooting like no tomorrow.

Fucking hell.

What would you rate Monarchy 6 out of
10?

I'll give it a 6.

6 .5.

It's not insane, do you know what I
mean? Yeah.

Because I like insane.

A 6 .5?

It's not the best I've had.

Yeah. That's embarrassing.

What are you, 16, losing your virginity
for the first time, Monarchy? You should

be a 10 by now with the amount of men
you sleep with.

You know, it's not rude, it's just... It
is how it is.

I must tell Monarchy.

And someone asked Anthony how he would
rate you in bed.

And he said a 6 .5 out of 10.

So I'm a 6 .5.

6 .5. Holy fuck.

Kyle.

That's generous.

Sorry, Menakee. Feel embarrassed, bitch.

You mad at me?

You mad at me?

You can't speak to me about it.

Nah, I can't.

You don't want to speak about it.

There's nothing to speak about, man. I
genuinely can't. I can't.

Well, it must have been a pretty good 6
.5 because Anthony keeps coming and

getting my attention. Too much drama. Go
away.

Oh, mad. All right, I'm off.

Actual Serena. It was an epic house
party.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

Okay.

Be good. Have fun.

There was sex, there was nudity, and no
fun.

See ya.

I didn't see you. I didn't see you.

Yeah, classic.

Loved it.

Hi, I miss you.

See ya.

Are you going to bed?

Yeah.

Okay. Can you say bye then? Huh?

Can you say bye then?

Goodnight.

Thanks,

Anthony, for the good time.

But all good things need to come to an
end. Literally, what the fuck?

Where the fuck's the next boy?

It's been 72 hours since I've been in
the Aussie Shore house.

So I wanted to have any fights and fucks
I've missed out on. What are you guys

doing today?

How about whitewater offing?

Ooh. Oh, yeah. Cotton needs to stop
suggesting stupid ideas.

Are

you

having a panic attack, Jada?

Jada is terrified.

I have not seen her like this.

If there is any issues that anyone has
or is there anything going on, lay it

on the table tonight and sort it out
tonight.

It's a bit weird for me to say, but how
am I going to fuck Kyle tonight?

Monarchy ruining Kyle is on the bingo,
Kyle's not. Do I say monarchy and Kyle

hitting it off?

Oh my God.