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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Left! 3rd! 2 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,320 Here's Jean-Louis Schlesser in his mean machine, 3 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,880 Proudly bearing the number 10, like soccer star Zidane 4 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,400 30 meters, then left and brake! 5 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,120 World rally champion in both '98 and '99... 6 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,640 ...winner of the Paris - Dakar rallye: He's the man to beat! 7 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,040 Left, top speed! 8 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,400 Hey Jean-Louis, get a move on! We're about to get slaughtered! 9 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm pedal to the metal! 10 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,201 The guy behind must have a longer pedal then! Watch out! 11 00:01:18,641 --> 00:01:21,521 That asshole's actually flashing me! Isn't that Vatanen? 12 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,241 Err... no, it's a taxi! 13 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:29,601 Are you gonna move your trash away or not? You know, I'm working here! 14 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:31,481 You're sure we're one the right road? 15 00:01:31,521 --> 00:01:32,881 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 16 00:01:33,641 --> 00:01:34,561 A short cut...? 17 00:01:35,081 --> 00:01:36,241 Are you gonna allow a TAXI to pass you? 18 00:01:36,281 --> 00:01:37,401 No freakin' way! 19 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:45,201 I don't believe this! Sorry, folks, there's some tourist holding up traffic! 20 00:01:45,321 --> 00:01:47,201 Looks more like a race car to me...! 21 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:50,481 Nah, just some jerk showing off with a couple o' race stickers... 22 00:01:50,521 --> 00:01:53,601 You know, a taxi on our tail will sure look bad at the finish line! 23 00:01:53,641 --> 00:01:55,361 Don't worry, there's an opening... I'll shake him off! 24 00:01:57,961 --> 00:02:00,001 D'you see that? That asshole rammed me! 25 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,681 I'm gonna have to pass him or we'll be here all week! 26 00:02:11,281 --> 00:02:13,401 Don't worry honey, we're almost there! 27 00:02:19,321 --> 00:02:22,321 Why...why are there so many people here? 28 00:02:22,361 --> 00:02:24,281 Of course they are! They're on vacation! 29 00:02:24,401 --> 00:02:26,001 Aah, I see...! 30 00:02:26,601 --> 00:02:29,161 Go, Jean Louis! Bravo, Jean Louis! 31 00:02:29,361 --> 00:02:32,562 And here's number 10 - It's NOT Schlesser...! 32 00:02:32,922 --> 00:02:34,002 It's a... taxi... 33 00:02:39,642 --> 00:02:42,082 I didn't catch his number... 34 00:02:52,122 --> 00:02:53,602 17 min, 25 sec! 35 00:02:54,962 --> 00:02:58,962 As always, the passengers throw up after, never during the ride... 36 00:02:59,402 --> 00:03:00,722 Are you alright, honey? 37 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:02,802 Who's the patient? 38 00:03:02,842 --> 00:03:05,202 She is! Her waters broke! 39 00:03:05,242 --> 00:03:06,002 Allow me. 40 00:03:08,202 --> 00:03:09,602 But you're giving birth here! 41 00:03:09,682 --> 00:03:12,922 What did you think? I ain't knitting! 42 00:03:13,002 --> 00:03:14,402 Fetch me my gear! No time to lose, we'll do it right here! 43 00:03:14,442 --> 00:03:16,921 Hey doc, I'm sorry but I gotta run! Plus my seats are brand-new... 44 00:03:16,922 --> 00:03:18,922 ...can't you just do it in the road? 45 00:03:18,962 --> 00:03:20,962 Sir! Her waters broke! 46 00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:22,722 "Her garters broke...?" 47 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:24,482 Push! 48 00:03:26,682 --> 00:03:29,202 Breathe! Breathe! Now push! Push! 49 00:03:35,642 --> 00:03:36,522 Oh hi Lily, what's up? 50 00:03:36,722 --> 00:03:39,762 The family dinner, remember? With MY folks? You're half an hour late! 51 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:41,442 I'll be there ASAP! 52 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,802 Daniel, after 6 months I found the courage to show you my dad... 53 00:03:44,842 --> 00:03:46,602 And now that he's expecting you, you're taking a road trip? 54 00:03:46,642 --> 00:03:49,642 But this is a super-big emergency! It's top-octane! 55 00:03:49,682 --> 00:03:52,163 What do you consider my folks then? Diesel? 56 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:53,723 Oh Lily, come on! 57 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:55,962 Mom's so edgy that she dropped the roastbeef, 58 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:58,203 dad's pacing the floor - but hey, take your time! 59 00:03:58,243 --> 00:04:01,323 Lily, sorry but I can't come any faster. I'm stuck tight here! 60 00:04:04,843 --> 00:04:07,323 What do you mean, "stuck"? Who's that yelling? 61 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:09,283 Err... it's... it's a woman... 62 00:04:09,363 --> 00:04:11,803 Thanks, I recognize a woman even if she sounds like a donkey! 63 00:04:11,843 --> 00:04:13,203 What are you doing exactly, Daniel? 64 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:17,203 Nothing, I'm just watching here! It's not what you think! You hear me? 65 00:04:17,243 --> 00:04:18,883 I can hear that bitch alright! 66 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,523 Tell me, is it someone I know? 67 00:04:21,563 --> 00:04:25,203 No! And anyway, I don't know her either! I swear I've never seen her before! 68 00:04:25,243 --> 00:04:28,523 Oh, yes I feel it now...! I CAN FEEL IT...! 69 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,003 Hey, are you fucking with me? 70 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:36,803 You're banging some slut in your taxi when I want you to meet my parents? 71 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:40,162 Not at all! There's this fat woman, yelling because her garters broke... 72 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:42,083 ...and her husband is holding her...! 73 00:04:42,123 --> 00:04:45,003 What, her husband, too? A threesome in a car? 74 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:49,283 Oh, dear...! Can someone please explain to her because I don't think I can... 75 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:51,843 You here! This is your fault so give it your best! 76 00:04:52,003 --> 00:04:55,283 Hello m'am, I'm the husband... ...and it's just wonderful... 77 00:04:55,323 --> 00:04:56,403 Come on, push! 78 00:04:56,483 --> 00:04:57,203 Listen, Lily...! 79 00:04:57,243 --> 00:04:59,523 Give me his number Daniel, I'll forward it to the morgue...! 80 00:04:59,563 --> 00:05:04,043 He's shaken 'cause he's dropped the big pin, do you want to talk to the doctor? 81 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,363 What, there's a doctor, too? 82 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,923 Lily, I swear it's the truth! 83 00:05:07,964 --> 00:05:09,004 There...! 84 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:11,084 - Oh, the baby's coming out! - Push! 85 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,684 It's a baby. I swear it's a baby, Lily! 86 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:15,604 Baby? 87 00:05:16,204 --> 00:05:19,204 Well yes, I can see the head! At least I think it's a head...! 88 00:05:19,244 --> 00:05:20,404 You made a baby in my back? 89 00:05:20,444 --> 00:05:21,404 Of course not! 90 00:05:21,444 --> 00:05:27,604 He doesn't look at all like me, I swear! He's as wrinkly as an old garden gnome! 91 00:05:27,644 --> 00:05:28,644 There... 92 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:30,564 Oh, it's wonderful...! 93 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,564 - You're getting me confused here... - Just listen for a second! 94 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:34,944 This woman was ready to have her baby boy, 95 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:36,204 but instead of giving birth IN the clinic... 96 00:05:36,244 --> 00:05:39,204 ...she had him IN FRONT of the clinic, in MY taxi! 97 00:05:39,604 --> 00:05:42,044 And now she's ruined my back seat! 98 00:05:43,004 --> 00:05:45,244 Hey, don't hit that poor kid, what's he done to you! 99 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:46,724 Finally, we'll be able to talk! 100 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,324 It's marvellous! 101 00:05:49,124 --> 00:05:51,964 Next time you're at a childbirth, I hope it'll be mine! 102 00:05:52,004 --> 00:05:56,284 No problem Lily, I can sit here and wait if you like. This clinic looks just fine. 103 00:05:56,324 --> 00:05:57,684 You have 10 minutes to get over here! 104 00:05:59,204 --> 00:06:03,924 You're done, no twins for today? Can we wrap up, doc? I really gotta run! 105 00:06:05,004 --> 00:06:08,484 Ah there you are, hon! What's wrong, a problem with your friend? 106 00:06:08,524 --> 00:06:13,004 It's nothing, an emergency at the hospital. A difficult childbirth. 107 00:06:13,044 --> 00:06:18,004 I understand. Saving lives all day like that... It deserves respect! 108 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,525 I don't know what to say. You were just awesome! 109 00:06:28,205 --> 00:06:29,005 I know! 110 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:32,805 I hope you won't lose your license after taking all those risks... 111 00:06:32,845 --> 00:06:34,605 Don't worry sir, I don't have a license! 112 00:06:38,685 --> 00:06:42,925 I am quite pleased... actually moved, even... 113 00:06:43,085 --> 00:06:46,605 to hand you your... first... 114 00:06:47,205 --> 00:06:50,005 driver's... license! 115 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,285 - Are you sure? - Oh yeah, absolutely! 116 00:06:53,085 --> 00:06:55,205 But I feel like I'm twisting your arm here... 117 00:06:55,245 --> 00:06:58,205 Oh no, there can be no doubt about it! It was very, very good! 118 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:01,405 I know it's my 27th attempt but that shouldn't be a reason...! 119 00:07:01,445 --> 00:07:04,405 Oh no no no - you know, your 100th attempt would still be the same! 120 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,805 You're ready... really ready. 121 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:09,685 Ok, I accept. 122 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:11,045 That's VERY good. 123 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,365 I'll just back out, then. 124 00:07:12,405 --> 00:07:14,045 NOOO!!! 125 00:07:14,805 --> 00:07:18,205 Leave it! No touching!! Leave it! 126 00:07:18,285 --> 00:07:19,885 I'll do it! I'll sort it out! 127 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,205 Exactly! We'll sort it out! 128 00:07:23,685 --> 00:07:25,605 Thanks for trusting me... So I got my license, yes or no? 129 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:27,285 Oh yes... yesyesyes you do! 130 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:31,525 But don't go to extremes, ok? You have to take it slowly, see? 131 00:07:31,845 --> 00:07:37,925 That license, you're HOLDING it. And now you're gonna WALK home, see? 132 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:42,005 I see. Ok, I'll take it. I'll call tomorrow in case you regret it. 133 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:45,806 Oh no you won't! I'm not here tomorrow... will ever be, actually. 134 00:07:46,806 --> 00:07:49,286 I've asked for a transfer, I'm moving to Paris! 135 00:07:49,966 --> 00:07:52,406 Oh I see... So this is a leaving present? 136 00:07:52,446 --> 00:07:54,806 You're still my most assiduous pupil! 137 00:07:55,446 --> 00:07:59,606 Yeah, right... "assiduous"! 138 00:08:03,606 --> 00:08:05,406 Car Weekly, please. 139 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:10,206 No no, that's ok. It's my pleasure! 140 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:20,006 Mom, he's here! Mom! 141 00:08:20,086 --> 00:08:22,206 Oh...? Yes! Yes, of course! Let's eat! 142 00:08:34,526 --> 00:08:36,526 I'm sorry Lily, it won't happen again. 143 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:40,726 If you screw up there won't be a next time! My dad won't give you a second chance. 144 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:44,886 Oh, come on. I'm sure he's nice deep down inside. 145 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:47,606 How else could he have made a daughter with such beautiful blue eyes! 146 00:08:47,846 --> 00:08:49,806 Go on, keep smirking... You just better be careful! 147 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:54,006 Don't worry, It'll be fine. I love him already so why shouldn't he like me? 148 00:08:54,046 --> 00:08:55,686 - Hey... I hope he's not a cop? - No! 149 00:08:57,486 --> 00:09:00,606 Well there's no problem, then! Ain't nothing worse than a cop! 150 00:09:04,407 --> 00:09:07,767 Dad? I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Daniel. 151 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:15,207 So you're a doctor? 152 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:19,407 Go on... and good luck! 153 00:09:22,047 --> 00:09:25,807 So pleased to meet you! Lily told me so much - only nice things! 154 00:09:25,847 --> 00:09:29,007 Is your hearing impaired or you don't like to answer questions? 155 00:09:32,007 --> 00:09:35,207 I'm not a physician... An apprentice! I'm an apprentice, sir! 156 00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:36,407 What year? 157 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:40,487 1st year... I mean, I'm just about to change into 2nd! 158 00:09:40,567 --> 00:09:42,207 2nd year? 159 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,327 - You don't look so young, though. - Edmond! 160 00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:48,367 What, "Edmond"? I'm just inspecting a new recruit here! 161 00:09:48,407 --> 00:09:49,367 Answer me! 162 00:09:49,407 --> 00:09:52,927 You're right sir, I'm not young anymore because I've worked a lot of jobs... 163 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,967 ...to feed my family and pay for my licens... studies. 164 00:09:57,007 --> 00:10:00,407 I started when I was 12 so of course it made me age faster... 165 00:10:00,527 --> 00:10:02,007 What jobs? 166 00:10:02,407 --> 00:10:05,287 Right now I'm driving a tax... ambulance! An ambulance! 167 00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:07,607 That's why I was late, I got delayed at the clinic! 168 00:10:07,687 --> 00:10:12,607 But that's ok, it keeps me on the edge. An eye on the road, an eye on the patient! 169 00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:15,607 Doing 2 things at once, isn't that the surest way to fail them both? 170 00:10:16,487 --> 00:10:21,128 Excuse me, sir, but I have to disagree. Indeed, just look at yourself! 171 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:23,208 Oh? What do you mean? 172 00:10:23,368 --> 00:10:25,808 I can see a lot of decorations there... 173 00:10:25,888 --> 00:10:29,208 ...proving you've had a successful career. 174 00:10:29,568 --> 00:10:34,088 And I see this young women - pretty, intelligent and very well-educated. 175 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,488 This clearly proves that you successfully managed to do 2 things at once. 176 00:10:40,888 --> 00:10:44,328 I drove an ambulance, too. It was in '59, in Algeria. 177 00:10:44,408 --> 00:10:46,568 An eye on the road, an eye on the machine gun! 178 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:50,808 We'll see to the wounded later...if they're still alive! 179 00:10:50,888 --> 00:10:54,608 Edmond? My roast beef may be dead, but it still needs treatment! 180 00:10:54,648 --> 00:10:57,528 Affirmative! I'm starving! Forward! 181 00:10:57,848 --> 00:11:01,928 The worst is still ahead of you: paying attention to 3 hours of war stories! 182 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:05,568 Don't worry, I'm shifting to neutral gear. I'll just be gently coasting along! 183 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:11,368 I hope I didn't hurt you? 184 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,408 Not at all. 185 00:11:12,728 --> 00:11:16,408 Oh good, because I thought I heard your hip crack and... OUCH! 186 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:17,808 Guess it was MY hip then! 187 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,608 Sorry Émilien. You want 5 minutes? 188 00:11:19,688 --> 00:11:21,688 No no, I'm ok - doing great! 189 00:11:22,008 --> 00:11:25,928 I just took a bad posture because I was afraid to hurt you - but it'll pass. 190 00:11:26,008 --> 00:11:28,008 Actually it's past already, I'm just fine! 191 00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:33,688 I would've massaged it for you.. but if you tell me you're fine... great! 192 00:11:34,768 --> 00:11:36,408 I'm fine on the surface, yes... 193 00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:40,409 but deep down, there's still a little pain, some stiffness... 194 00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:43,729 So maybe a little massage... just a small one! 195 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:48,609 OK, guys, we'll finish today with a little fight for 5 minutes... 196 00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:50,929 Bow! 197 00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:52,009 Would you like someone at your level? 198 00:11:52,089 --> 00:11:53,009 Oh no, I'll be ok. 199 00:11:53,049 --> 00:11:56,609 - Fight! - But I really don't want to hurt you... 200 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,209 I'm really touched by your concern, Émilien. 201 00:12:05,569 --> 00:12:07,728 So you want a piece of me? 202 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:11,689 I'm warning you. I started at the age of 4. I'm going to teach you a thing or two! 203 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:23,409 That's unfair! Your smile could melt a radiator, how am I supposed to concentrate? 204 00:12:26,889 --> 00:12:30,809 A guy in the street wouldn't smile at you. Seriously, it's perturbing! 205 00:12:36,529 --> 00:12:38,409 Ok listen up, you sumos! 206 00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:42,289 Red alert! We're meeting with the chief in 5 minutes! 207 00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:46,769 What's wrong Émilien? Did you lose your lenses? 208 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,929 Yeah, but I can see you well enough to kick your ass so FUCK OFF! 209 00:12:51,649 --> 00:12:54,089 You know, I'm just trying to help! 210 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,290 Tell me, you done a lot of judo? 211 00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:00,810 Nah, only a couple of times. It's not my kind of sport. 212 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,010 What is your kind of sport then? 213 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,050 Karate. It's far more effective! 214 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:08,930 Mine's ping pong - maybe not as good to fight, but hey, the spirit is the same: 215 00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,210 Spirit of Rising Sun! 216 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,050 Con-nichon-aah! 217 00:13:15,930 --> 00:13:21,010 See, it's easy. "Con"... "consummate idiot" like Emilien! 218 00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:22,810 Thank you... 219 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,850 Then, "nichon" like 220 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:28,489 I'm not saying this for you, Petra. I know you have... uh, it's just an example! 221 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:33,050 And "a" as in "aaaah"! Con-nichon-aah! 222 00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,370 Now, you. Con-nichon-a! 223 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,730 Not bad. 224 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,010 What's it mean, exactly? 225 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,810 That's "hello" in Japanese. 226 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:47,810 Remember that, because today we're welcoming in Marseille 227 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:51,010 the Japanese Minister of Defence. 228 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:54,330 Mr Tefu... Temuchila... 229 00:13:54,650 --> 00:14:00,610 Mr Tef... Tejus.. let's just call him the Nip! The nip's flying directly from Tokyo. 230 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:06,410 And before the Franco-Japanese summit the day after Bastille Day in Paris 231 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:10,010 ...he's visiting our charming town. You know why? 232 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,570 The climate? 233 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,131 The sights? 234 00:14:13,171 --> 00:14:14,091 Sure, the sights... 235 00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:14,971 The food? 236 00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:16,371 The pastis? 237 00:14:16,411 --> 00:14:17,811 The soccer match on Saturday! 238 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,211 What a big bunch of nerds! 239 00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:23,411 To visit our anti-gang training base! 240 00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:33,011 The Japs have a problem with their local mob, the jacuzzis... Yakuza 241 00:14:33,091 --> 00:14:37,811 Who are growing bigger every day, even kidnapping members of the government! 242 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:43,051 The Defense Minister has visited England, Germany and now... France. 243 00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:45,051 Let's get one thing clear: 244 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:49,051 the Krauts and the Limeys must not win the contract! 245 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:52,611 We whipped their ass during the last Soccer World Cup, let's keep the title! 246 00:14:53,411 --> 00:14:56,651 So I've planned a detailed operation, 247 00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:58,811 that I'll now present. 248 00:14:58,851 --> 00:15:01,131 I've baptised it... 249 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:02,731 Operation... 250 00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:04,611 ...Ninja! 251 00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:11,811 We're almost through, he's out of ammo! 252 00:15:11,971 --> 00:15:14,331 When suddenly... no more ammo! 253 00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:17,051 Guess that's only natural after all that shooting... 254 00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:18,491 Yeah, only natural. 255 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,811 I then I turn to Raymond. Here he is. 256 00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:26,051 I shake him! 257 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:30,171 "Raymond, your ammo!" I say. No answer! 258 00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:33,012 I shake him again! Then... 259 00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:38,372 he falls sideways. Dead! 260 00:15:38,412 --> 00:15:39,212 That's terrible! 261 00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,892 My whole unit is wiped out! 262 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:43,532 I am still standing. Alone. The car's on fire... 263 00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:47,532 ...the radio's gone... My flask is half-empty! 264 00:15:47,692 --> 00:15:49,852 Oh no, that's terrible! So, what did you do? 265 00:15:49,892 --> 00:15:51,012 Well I prayed! 266 00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,052 And rightly so, Edmond! 267 00:15:52,092 --> 00:15:56,092 First because it was all I could do. Second, because only a miracle'd save me! 268 00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,132 A miracle! We're saved! 269 00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:03,332 Oh no! Now what? Get that, hon, can't you see I'm in battle! 270 00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,012 Edmond, it's the red phone! 271 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,692 The red phone? Excuse me. 272 00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:14,412 General Bertineau speaking. 273 00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,532 It's you Bertrand? Why are you calling on the red phone? 274 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:20,452 Well done, Daniel. You'll get dessert! 275 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:24,092 My god! I completely forgot! 276 00:16:24,372 --> 00:16:27,012 No problem. I'll be there! 277 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:28,292 It's a catastrophy. 278 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,852 We'll save you some coffee! 279 00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:31,212 I'll be back in 1 hour! 280 00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:33,812 I want you. Right now. 281 00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:35,612 Give me 20 seconds, ok? 282 00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:36,972 To the airport, and fast! 283 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,812 Won't be easy! 284 00:16:47,652 --> 00:16:49,133 It's a catastrophy. 285 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:51,693 Dad! 286 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:56,013 Dad! You OK? You're hurt? 287 00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,173 It's a catastrophy. 288 00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:06,313 I'm afraid your car'll be kinda slow now! 289 00:17:06,314 --> 00:17:10,093 I must be at the airport in 15 minutes to greet Japan's Defense Minister. 290 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,413 It's a catastrophy. 291 00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:13,933 If you want I'll get you there in time. 292 00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,613 In 15 minutes? Impossible. 293 00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:20,053 I can do it, sir! 294 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:44,213 Fasten your seatbelt, dad. Please. 295 00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:47,213 That's your ambulance? 296 00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:49,133 No sir, it's a taxi. 297 00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:51,413 My brother loaned it to me. 298 00:17:53,053 --> 00:17:54,733 Can you save me some dessert? 299 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,733 I'm saving you two... 300 00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,933 Maybe we should get going now! 301 00:17:59,973 --> 00:18:02,893 And here we go! 302 00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:41,814 Don't worry, we're crawling 'cause of these tires but they'll soon warm up! 303 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,614 Yeah but don't overheat, son! 304 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:17,014 Now look, kid. This is the new Cortex 500. 305 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,614 It's the Rolls Royce of speed traps! 306 00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:24,215 You turn it on in the back, the read out is immediate at the front! 307 00:19:26,775 --> 00:19:28,815 Then, you go to the roadside. 308 00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:33,775 You put your arm out ever so slightly... 309 00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:40,615 But I think you better get trained on the old model first. 310 00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:46,815 Are we already on the highway? 311 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:49,015 No... but don't worry, I can finally put the hammer down! 312 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,815 No wonder you work in the emergency room! 313 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:54,215 It's a catastrophy. 314 00:20:02,415 --> 00:20:03,815 Chief! We got a bite! 315 00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:05,815 Shit, that's a big one! 316 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,415 306? 317 00:20:10,455 --> 00:20:14,415 I think it was rather a 406 model. And not from a regular factory! 318 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:17,615 I mean 306 km/h, you moron! Warn the bikers! 319 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:18,815 Yes? 320 00:20:18,855 --> 00:20:21,895 A white taxi at 306 km/t, I repeat... 321 00:20:21,935 --> 00:20:24,815 ...306 km/h, 306! - That's it, 306... 322 00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:26,615 OK, we'll get him! 323 00:20:30,415 --> 00:20:32,015 Are you OK, sir? 324 00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:39,575 There! It's him! He's landing! 325 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,815 I must get there first to greet him! 326 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:42,496 Let's change tactics, then! 327 00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:48,016 Where are you going? This isn't the road! 328 00:20:48,056 --> 00:20:49,616 Don't worry, it's a short cut! 329 00:20:58,416 --> 00:20:59,416 Hold on! 330 00:21:18,576 --> 00:21:21,096 I have a UFO on runway 1! 331 00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:23,616 "Yield to aircraft" 332 00:21:25,056 --> 00:21:29,576 We have just landed at Marignal. Outside temperature: 35 degrees. 333 00:21:29,616 --> 00:21:33,616 We hope you enjoyed your flight and thank you for flying with us! 334 00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:57,216 Excuse me, Chief, there's a taxi's coming. 335 00:21:57,296 --> 00:22:01,617 What? Can't hear a thing with all that noise! 336 00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:04,617 I repeat: taxi inbound. 337 00:22:04,697 --> 00:22:07,617 But I never ordered a taxi. Did you, Émilien? 338 00:22:07,697 --> 00:22:09,017 No, but I know this one! 339 00:22:19,657 --> 00:22:21,217 14 minutes 30! 340 00:22:23,137 --> 00:22:24,417 That's great. 341 00:22:30,737 --> 00:22:32,417 Bertineau, why the taxi? 342 00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:35,217 We lost a vehicle, sir. This young man quasi saved my life. 343 00:22:46,177 --> 00:22:48,177 Con-nichon-aah! 344 00:22:50,017 --> 00:22:51,217 {Y:i}Hello! 345 00:22:51,257 --> 00:22:52,017 What'd he say? 346 00:22:52,377 --> 00:22:53,377 Same as you, chief! 347 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:54,617 Oh jeez...! 348 00:23:08,777 --> 00:23:12,977 Err.. Me, Gibert. Me protect you during your vacat... err, stay. 349 00:23:13,057 --> 00:23:16,497 This is our own Minister. Say hi... that's him... 350 00:23:16,537 --> 00:23:20,218 Dear Minister! What a pleasure to meet you... 351 00:23:24,018 --> 00:23:26,737 I'm honored to welcome you here. 352 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:30,898 {Y:i}I'm a member of your security team. 353 00:23:30,938 --> 00:23:33,618 {Y:i}We wish you a nice stay. 354 00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:35,218 {Y:i}You speak Japanese very well! 355 00:23:35,298 --> 00:23:39,618 {Y:i}A little. {Y:i}If I can help in any way, just ask. 356 00:23:39,658 --> 00:23:41,618 {Y:i}Pleased to meet you. 357 00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:49,218 {Y:i}Only the blonde girl speaks Japanese. 358 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,818 {Y:i}I copy. Go back to base. 359 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:11,018 Allow us to offer you a cocktail! This way, please. 360 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,418 Petra, you should've told me that you speak Japanese! Now I feel like an idiot! 361 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,818 But it's written on my file! Right below my measurements... 362 00:24:18,298 --> 00:24:20,218 Guess I never read that far, then... 363 00:24:21,538 --> 00:24:23,898 Please do me a favor, son. 364 00:24:24,018 --> 00:24:25,218 See that taxi over there? 365 00:24:25,258 --> 00:24:26,418 Sure I do! 366 00:24:35,779 --> 00:24:39,859 Oh, I'd love to give you a ride, honey, but I'm busy. Maybe next time? 367 00:24:44,339 --> 00:24:45,739 Always in the right place, eh? 368 00:24:45,779 --> 00:24:47,619 Oh stop it. Know who that guy was? 369 00:24:47,659 --> 00:24:50,219 Sure! General Bertineau, Commander of the Med. Basin... 370 00:24:50,259 --> 00:24:52,019 - ...and Lily's dad! - No shit! 371 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:55,019 - I swear! I was there for lunch. - That's unbelievable! 372 00:24:55,219 --> 00:24:57,219 Just my luck - you know that I can't stand the army! 373 00:24:57,259 --> 00:24:59,019 Well you couldn't stand cops either, but now... 374 00:24:59,059 --> 00:25:02,099 ...I still can't stand them! I can stand you, that's all! 375 00:25:02,139 --> 00:25:04,419 Anyway, don't know what you're worrying about. He seems to like you... 376 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,819 he even asked me to go get you for the cocktail! 377 00:25:07,899 --> 00:25:09,880 A cocktail... with half cops, half soldiers? 378 00:25:09,892 --> 00:25:11,619 It's not a cocktail, it's a nightmare! 379 00:25:12,019 --> 00:25:16,059 Guess you'd prefer half mechanics, half gas station attendants? Oh, come on. 380 00:25:16,259 --> 00:25:18,419 You know, the small talk is the same everywhere: 381 00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:20,819 cars, sports and chicks! You'll fit in fine. 382 00:25:20,859 --> 00:25:22,659 Except I'll feel ashamed to be there! 383 00:25:23,059 --> 00:25:26,739 Listen... if Bertineau is Lily's father... 384 00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:29,819 ...he might end up as Daniel's father-in-law, right? 385 00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:33,619 What will Daniel's father-in law think if you say no? 386 00:25:35,099 --> 00:25:36,499 One drink, no more. 387 00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:49,219 - "Martini"? -Yeah, Martine, like my sister! 388 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,819 Alright, one last for the road... You can't get any worse, anyway! 389 00:25:52,859 --> 00:25:54,020 {Y:i}Thanks! 390 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:58,620 Sure, the "gâteau" is good, it's locally made. Right next to the police station. 391 00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,420 Gibert... 392 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,420 Excuse me. Just empty it, I'll fetch you another one! 393 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:07,620 Listen Gibert, don't get him too stewed, he still needs to sign the contract! 394 00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:12,220 Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I'm just softening him up a bit... 395 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,620 ...he's nearly done, now! 396 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,420 But is your plan "done"? 397 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:20,220 Sir, it's hearsed and rehearsed to death! 398 00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,220 It's fine-tuned... to the second. 399 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,980 My daughter told me a lot about you, but you're not what I had imagined... 400 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:36,420 No offense meant, but for a bright 2nd-year medical student... 401 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,620 ...I expected you to be a bit more... 402 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:40,420 Pimply? 403 00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:44,020 "Pimply", yes... and a slower driver! 404 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,620 Yes, he's definitely the "fastest" doctor I know! 405 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:52,620 Anyway, I'm very grateful indeed. I owe you... a military debt! 406 00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:56,380 Ask me for anything, except for the hand of my daughter, of course! 407 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:00,620 Of course not...! But I can't think of anything else. 408 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:03,620 My offer is valid for 1 year, parts and labor! 409 00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,620 Excuse me... 410 00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,020 Go ahead. 411 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:11,021 Émilien, start Operation Ninja. 412 00:27:11,221 --> 00:27:13,021 Get in position. Petra, keep an eye on him! 413 00:27:14,021 --> 00:27:15,021 Why'd he say that? 414 00:27:15,061 --> 00:27:17,021 I didn't know you had plenty of friends with the cops? 415 00:27:17,061 --> 00:27:19,221 Friends, friends - yeah one, maybe. 416 00:27:19,261 --> 00:27:22,821 Good! That's very rare. Most kids today are anti-cops, 417 00:27:22,861 --> 00:27:27,381 anti-army, anti-everything! They want to kill the father figure. 418 00:27:27,461 --> 00:27:30,181 Sir, I'm sorry but my patients are waiting. 419 00:27:30,221 --> 00:27:35,021 Wait! Just 5 more minutes. You'll find this very interesting. 420 00:27:55,061 --> 00:27:57,021 They'll try to sell a car to the JAPS? 421 00:27:57,061 --> 00:27:58,741 "Impossible" is not a French word! 422 00:27:58,781 --> 00:28:00,821 Dear friends, I give you... the "Cobra"! 423 00:28:00,861 --> 00:28:05,221 Specially designed to protect visiting dignitaries. 424 00:28:05,301 --> 00:28:07,181 Titanium bodywork. 425 00:28:07,221 --> 00:28:11,101 Multiple side panels, that can resist any bullet! 426 00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:13,621 Missile detectors, front and back! 427 00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:15,981 And the coating: stealth! 428 00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:20,021 Four solid tires! It's permanently linked to the Atlas satellite... 429 00:28:20,061 --> 00:28:23,821 and if need be, can be piloted... from our HQ! 430 00:28:25,381 --> 00:28:26,821 Now for the engine... 431 00:28:28,381 --> 00:28:29,622 Ninja! 432 00:28:33,382 --> 00:28:35,222 Nice noise! It sings, for a V12. 433 00:28:35,262 --> 00:28:39,222 V12 engine, twin turbos. Voice-activated! 434 00:28:39,262 --> 00:28:42,102 Top speed: 320 km/h! 435 00:28:42,142 --> 00:28:46,062 Range: 900 km. Paris-Marseille. 436 00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:49,902 2 airbags in the front, 2 in the back, 4 at the sides... 437 00:28:49,942 --> 00:28:53,222 a total of 8 for maximum protection. 438 00:28:54,582 --> 00:28:58,222 Ladies and gentlemen, this car is like France: 439 00:28:58,902 --> 00:29:00,422 It's indestructible! 440 00:29:03,462 --> 00:29:07,422 Err, that's just 'cause we set the airbags to "ultra-sensitive"... 441 00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:10,622 but when it's set to "normal", well, it's normal! 442 00:29:12,822 --> 00:29:14,222 Did you see the balloons? 443 00:29:14,582 --> 00:29:16,622 Note that it would be very useful to stop thieves! 444 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,782 Get him out! Hold on to his head. 445 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:24,022 Tell him not to worry, it's just a matter of fine-tuning! 446 00:29:26,822 --> 00:29:29,142 He's not worried, he needs to go to the restrooms! 447 00:29:29,182 --> 00:29:31,702 - Bertrand, go with him. - Yes, sir. 448 00:29:33,662 --> 00:29:36,622 We're fine, sir. Once we deflate the airbags, it'll be as good as new. 449 00:29:39,382 --> 00:29:42,422 Can you reinflate him, too? Who's gonna drive your "Cobra", now? 450 00:29:43,062 --> 00:29:47,223 Sir, I have a young civilian driver. He's very good, fast and precise. 451 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,623 I'll vouch for him. 452 00:29:49,143 --> 00:29:50,103 Oh no... 453 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,223 Banco! 454 00:29:54,343 --> 00:30:01,423 Before your tour of the town I'll show you our latest computing innovation. 455 00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:07,823 Gimme that! 456 00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:11,623 Here, wear this. 457 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,023 But it'll cramp my style! 458 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,823 Don't worry, this baby's so easy to drive... 459 00:30:14,863 --> 00:30:18,183 even a cretin wearing mitts could do it! Take him away, lads! 460 00:30:18,223 --> 00:30:19,623 No no, that's OK. 461 00:30:23,703 --> 00:30:24,823 See? I told you! 462 00:30:24,863 --> 00:30:26,623 Never mind, it's on the back, nobody will see it. 463 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,423 Go on now! Ninja! 464 00:30:30,823 --> 00:30:32,623 Great, but how do you stop it? 465 00:30:33,023 --> 00:30:34,623 You just have to say "nip!" 466 00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:37,463 Ninja! 467 00:30:37,663 --> 00:30:43,623 It's easy as pie. We prepared a demonstration... Get it? With fake attacks! 468 00:30:43,703 --> 00:30:44,783 Like a ghost train? 469 00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:47,823 Exactly like that. We must impress the nip! 470 00:30:48,823 --> 00:30:50,423 Ninja! 471 00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:54,222 Above all, don't worry. Just allow things to happen. 472 00:30:54,223 --> 00:30:55,223 If the nip... 473 00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:57,023 Ninja! 474 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,583 Could you stop playing when I'm talking? 475 00:30:59,623 --> 00:31:01,583 It's not my fault if you keep saying "nip"! 476 00:31:01,623 --> 00:31:03,303 NINJA! 477 00:31:03,423 --> 00:31:05,024 - Great! - Yeah, not bad. 478 00:31:06,384 --> 00:31:10,224 Sir, if you please, we shall now escort you to your hotel. 479 00:31:11,104 --> 00:31:12,624 ALL ABOARD! 480 00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:17,464 {Y:i}Hello! 481 00:31:17,824 --> 00:31:19,504 We're up shit creek again... 482 00:31:30,264 --> 00:31:31,424 Forward! 483 00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:03,624 {Y:i}They're here. 484 00:32:03,664 --> 00:32:05,624 {Y:i}On this road. {Y:i}Everything is as planned. 485 00:32:05,664 --> 00:32:08,824 {Y:i}Very good, Katano. {Y:i}Let me hear them. 486 00:32:14,424 --> 00:32:16,344 Spring Roll, please copy. 487 00:32:17,224 --> 00:32:18,424 Spring Roll, come in! 488 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:19,704 Hey, Spring Roll, come in! 489 00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:21,944 Hep Émilien, come in! 490 00:32:22,905 --> 00:32:24,025 Spring Roll, d'you hear me? 491 00:32:24,065 --> 00:32:25,425 Loud 'n' clear. 492 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:30,025 We just left, on our way to the first trap. Gonna take us at least 20 mins. 493 00:32:30,105 --> 00:32:33,425 OK. Guys, we got 20 mins. Get warmed up! 494 00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:39,625 What about us? What can we do for 20 minutes? 495 00:32:40,305 --> 00:32:42,065 I don't know, do you have any ideas? 496 00:32:42,745 --> 00:32:46,225 Yeah, but 20 centimeters... err, minutes is too short! 497 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:50,825 Oh yeah? So, we need an idea, we could start now... 498 00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:52,225 and finish later... 499 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:55,225 Yes, with my idea that'd work fine! 500 00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:58,425 But... I too... have an idea, 501 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:01,945 I'm sure... you'll really like it. 502 00:33:01,985 --> 00:33:04,425 Oh yeah? Maybe it's the same one? 503 00:33:04,505 --> 00:33:06,225 That'd be marvelous! 504 00:33:06,745 --> 00:33:10,905 It... it would be ideal! Go on, you say first... 505 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:18,905 Make the most of these few quiet moments... to... 506 00:33:19,945 --> 00:33:21,225 ...learn Japanese! 507 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,225 Aah... guess it wasn't the same idea....! 508 00:33:23,265 --> 00:33:24,225 'fraid not! 509 00:33:27,865 --> 00:33:30,225 He won't see much of Marseille. 510 00:33:30,985 --> 00:33:33,625 Sorry, he's suffering from jetlag. 511 00:33:34,865 --> 00:33:37,825 May I ask... why your boss is here in Marseille? 512 00:33:37,865 --> 00:33:42,346 To sign very big contract and see anti-gang method. 513 00:33:42,426 --> 00:33:43,906 He'll sure see that! 514 00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:45,466 You know method? 515 00:33:45,506 --> 00:33:46,986 Sure I do! 516 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:48,906 First, the Suspect. 517 00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:51,026 He is probably guilty since he's a suspect. 518 00:33:51,038 --> 00:33:53,226 If he's a foreigner, he'll be doubly suspect! 519 00:33:53,266 --> 00:33:58,106 Then there's the Guilty. A foreign, tanned suspect - he's dead. 520 00:33:58,226 --> 00:34:02,426 If he's tanned, it means he's been sun-bathing and does nothing all day. 521 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:06,826 And if he doesn't work, he's a suspect! So, he's guilty. No flaws in that logic! 522 00:34:06,906 --> 00:34:08,226 That boy, is he any good? 523 00:34:08,506 --> 00:34:12,226 Very good. He's a doctor and a friend of my daughter's. 524 00:34:12,506 --> 00:34:15,946 They won't tell me but I think they've been flirting a bit. 525 00:34:15,986 --> 00:34:17,626 It's only natural, at their age. 526 00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:18,266 Quite. 527 00:34:18,386 --> 00:34:23,106 Next, to make the guilty party confess one uses the Questioning! 528 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:26,226 That's simple too. You apply a trilogy - like "Star Wars"! 529 00:34:26,426 --> 00:34:30,506 Episode 1: Beat 'em! Good, healthy exercise! 530 00:34:30,706 --> 00:34:35,226 Episode 2: Tax 'em! To raise some cash for Christmas! 531 00:34:35,426 --> 00:34:38,506 Episode 3: Get drunk! To celebrate this! 532 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:42,626 I'm pleased to see some kids are still respecting our values and traditions. 533 00:34:43,626 --> 00:34:45,066 He'd be a good son-in-law. 534 00:34:45,386 --> 00:34:46,346 You think so? 535 00:34:46,426 --> 00:34:48,006 Many gangs in France? 536 00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:52,026 Yeah! The most dangerous one is the "Pigs". They have over 100'000 members! 537 00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:55,626 They're easy to spot: A whistle, wearin' blue and holdin' a beer! 538 00:34:58,507 --> 00:35:00,427 Ok, now turn left, towards the port. 539 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:01,627 My pleasure, chief. 540 00:35:02,107 --> 00:35:03,627 He also sounds very polite. 541 00:35:03,747 --> 00:35:05,827 Affirmative. Courteous, too. 542 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:10,827 Oh yeah - polite to your face... and shafting you from behind! 543 00:35:10,867 --> 00:35:14,867 Like in the souk. A big smile as they steal your cash! 544 00:35:15,627 --> 00:35:17,867 But don't worry, I've got my eye on him. 545 00:35:23,627 --> 00:35:25,147 May I ask question you? 546 00:35:25,227 --> 00:35:28,827 I'm only starting in the police, but hey, try me. 547 00:35:28,907 --> 00:35:32,827 What means word that captain uses often: "nip"? 548 00:35:34,587 --> 00:35:37,387 Why'd he stop? Told you, gotta watch'em! 549 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,827 What's going on? 550 00:35:38,987 --> 00:35:43,027 Just a simultaneous translation problem! Ninja! 551 00:35:46,707 --> 00:35:50,667 Cut the crap, ok? We're getting to the meeting point in... well, now. 552 00:36:11,027 --> 00:36:12,427 Don't worry, that's normal! 553 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,827 Total red alert! 554 00:36:32,428 --> 00:36:36,028 Oh shit...! There's a missile looking straight at me, is that normal? 555 00:36:36,108 --> 00:36:37,828 Missile? What missile? 556 00:36:39,628 --> 00:36:40,228 Hop! 557 00:36:42,428 --> 00:36:48,628 The Atlas real-time missile diverter. It's unique! The Limeys won't get the ball! 558 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,748 Impressive, but where is the missile flying now? 559 00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:55,348 Don't worry. Somewhere far out at sea. 560 00:36:58,148 --> 00:36:59,388 Shit, my boat! 561 00:37:19,268 --> 00:37:21,108 And now, the climax of our show. 562 00:37:27,428 --> 00:37:28,628 {Y:i}Impressive! 563 00:37:31,028 --> 00:37:33,188 Very good work, Gibert. 564 00:37:33,228 --> 00:37:39,429 Thank you sir, I'm finally able to try out all my toys at last. That's so nice! 565 00:37:51,389 --> 00:37:52,749 Roadhog! 566 00:37:52,829 --> 00:37:54,989 OK son, the coast is clear. 567 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,229 Ninja! 568 00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:01,869 Very impressive. 569 00:38:01,909 --> 00:38:03,309 You know, you get used to it. 570 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:04,869 Just an average day in Marseille! 571 00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:05,829 {Y:i}I see. 572 00:38:18,349 --> 00:38:22,229 Your mouthing is improving, but your accent isn't! 573 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:23,029 Oh...? 574 00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:25,349 Spring Roll, Spring Roll, do you copy? 575 00:38:25,749 --> 00:38:29,269 Yeah, fine. Are we there yet... I mean, how far are you? 576 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:34,029 We completed the first attack. Be with you in 5 min, are you ready? 577 00:38:34,269 --> 00:38:36,029 Err... yeah, yeah. 578 00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:40,429 Petra and I were checking a few things out, everything is set now. 579 00:38:40,509 --> 00:38:44,629 Émilien, Gibert here. Émilien, I'm counting on you! 580 00:38:44,749 --> 00:38:47,229 Oh yes you can count on me, Petra... Err I mean...! 581 00:38:47,389 --> 00:38:49,229 You can count on Petra, chief! 582 00:38:49,509 --> 00:38:50,629 Count on Petra! 583 00:38:50,709 --> 00:38:52,030 Count on Petra, chief! 584 00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:56,630 {Y:i}Go! Get the Minister! 585 00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:23,030 What the fuck...? Dammit, I told you to warm up! 586 00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:24,270 Yeah, we're hot... 587 00:39:24,310 --> 00:39:28,110 Gibert will kill you guys! Now go warm up! 588 00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:32,830 I'll leave you guys for a second! (Gotta go to the girls' room...) 589 00:39:35,950 --> 00:39:38,430 I'll go with you Petra... you never know... 590 00:39:52,670 --> 00:39:54,510 Hey, can't you read? 591 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:58,910 It says "green light"! Get a move on, you fag! 592 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:00,750 Oh shit! 593 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,711 Now turn left. I repeat, left. 594 00:40:19,871 --> 00:40:21,631 Yes, chief. I repeat, chief! 595 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:27,631 The Minister says that you drive well. 596 00:40:27,711 --> 00:40:29,231 But I'm not even moving! 597 00:40:29,271 --> 00:40:34,231 It freaks me out not to hear the engine! An engine has to speak to me! 598 00:40:40,431 --> 00:40:43,231 Are you putting in earplugs now? Do I talk too much? 599 00:40:43,951 --> 00:40:47,351 Nein! This is a miniature ear transmitter. 600 00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:49,791 It's brand new! I'm on Channel 1. 601 00:40:50,111 --> 00:40:52,031 But how do we talk? 602 00:40:52,111 --> 00:40:55,271 Émilien... I know you French aren't used to it... 603 00:40:55,351 --> 00:40:58,831 but an order is to be obeyed, not discussed! 604 00:40:58,991 --> 00:41:03,231 Yeah, but if you have a problem, what do I... do...? 605 00:41:06,591 --> 00:41:08,431 How do I know if you can hear me? 606 00:41:09,951 --> 00:41:14,031 Aah... 1 bang means yes, 2 means no! 607 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:19,631 Do you mind if we keep chatting? 608 00:41:21,711 --> 00:41:23,231 That's good, 'cause... 609 00:41:24,431 --> 00:41:27,632 The closed door makes it easier to talk to you. 610 00:41:30,752 --> 00:41:34,032 I don't dare to say everything to your face. 611 00:41:36,992 --> 00:41:40,432 You eyes trouble me. They're so... 612 00:41:41,592 --> 00:41:42,632 ...so blue! 613 00:41:45,032 --> 00:41:46,912 Now what's Spring Roll up to? 614 00:41:46,952 --> 00:41:47,792 What's going on, Gibert? 615 00:41:47,832 --> 00:41:49,312 Don't worry, it's in code... 616 00:41:50,632 --> 00:41:52,072 I just can't find the translation! 617 00:41:52,112 --> 00:41:56,192 When your eyes look at me... I mean, wow! Nobody ever looked at me like that... 618 00:41:56,232 --> 00:41:57,632 well, maybe when I had my back turned... 619 00:41:58,312 --> 00:41:59,632 Is that part of method? 620 00:41:59,672 --> 00:42:02,232 You bet it is! That's Daniel's method! 621 00:42:03,992 --> 00:42:07,032 It's good to talk to you... to open my heart to you. 622 00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:09,632 You don't mind too much? 623 00:42:14,792 --> 00:42:15,992 Petra? 624 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,552 Should I go on, then? 625 00:42:19,592 --> 00:42:21,352 I don't get this code! 626 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:26,032 Have you noticed that... I'm much closer to you now? 627 00:42:28,432 --> 00:42:29,632 What do you mean, "no"? 628 00:42:34,912 --> 00:42:36,112 Ahh, that's better! 629 00:42:38,312 --> 00:42:42,432 Ok, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking... 630 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:44,392 Here goes... 631 00:42:44,432 --> 00:42:46,193 I bet it'll be stupid...! 632 00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:49,633 Well... Petra, ever since I met you... 633 00:42:50,513 --> 00:42:51,233 I love you! 634 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:54,633 Well done, Émilien! 635 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:55,833 See, I told you! 636 00:42:55,913 --> 00:42:56,833 There, I said it! 637 00:42:57,433 --> 00:43:02,833 Now put me out of my misery: is it mutual? So... 638 00:43:04,953 --> 00:43:08,033 1 bang: yes, 2 means no. 639 00:43:10,913 --> 00:43:14,433 Hey Émilien, change channels to talk dirty! Some people are working here! 640 00:43:16,033 --> 00:43:17,433 Daniel? Turn left here, son. 641 00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:18,433 Yes, poppy! 642 00:43:28,633 --> 00:43:30,113 He's not one of us. 643 00:43:41,593 --> 00:43:43,433 That's for sure. He's not one of us. 644 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:05,154 Why are you stopping here? Go on, go on! Ninja! 645 00:44:05,194 --> 00:44:08,034 Sorry to sound pessimistic, but something smells fishy. 646 00:44:08,074 --> 00:44:12,834 "Smell fishy"? I don't smell a thing! Do you smell something, sir? 647 00:44:15,794 --> 00:44:18,073 Isn't that strange how those trucks are 648 00:44:18,085 --> 00:44:20,834 parked, exactly leaving room for a car to pass! 649 00:44:22,434 --> 00:44:26,434 No, there's no trap. I checked the map, I'm the one who made it. No trap here! 650 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:27,994 So move it! 651 00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:29,234 If you say so... 652 00:44:32,994 --> 00:44:34,634 I should know. 653 00:44:42,354 --> 00:44:44,434 Oh deary me, a trap...! 654 00:44:45,874 --> 00:44:47,634 Now what's he up to? 655 00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:02,914 On what page are we? 656 00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:18,634 But that's not on my list, that is...! 657 00:45:27,235 --> 00:45:28,515 Hats off to this one! 658 00:45:30,835 --> 00:45:32,595 And I'm glad it's not my taxi! 659 00:45:44,315 --> 00:45:47,035 Petra! Petra! 660 00:45:47,115 --> 00:45:49,835 What happened? Where's the nip? 661 00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:53,515 Well some Ninjas!... came and the Minister went... 662 00:45:53,715 --> 00:45:56,235 What? He didn't fly away? 663 00:45:56,275 --> 00:46:00,635 Yes he did! And at that speed he must be on his way to Mars! 664 00:46:02,195 --> 00:46:04,835 Just ask the Atlas satellite. It must've spotted him! 665 00:46:06,475 --> 00:46:09,035 RED ALERT!!! 666 00:46:10,515 --> 00:46:11,715 Stop! Police! 667 00:47:03,956 --> 00:47:05,236 Shit! 668 00:47:39,316 --> 00:47:41,236 Complex town, huh? 669 00:47:41,356 --> 00:47:44,316 There are only small streets! The jail cells aren't bigger, either! 670 00:47:44,796 --> 00:47:49,356 Lie down flat there! I'm a crack shot so no tricks! 671 00:47:52,756 --> 00:47:54,956 Me warn you: me shoot! 672 00:47:54,996 --> 00:47:56,197 {Y:i}Spread out! 673 00:48:12,437 --> 00:48:15,637 So that's how you wanna play it? All right! 674 00:48:24,197 --> 00:48:28,157 Awww, now where are they? They didn't fly away as well, did they? 675 00:48:28,357 --> 00:48:30,237 Where's Émilien? Émilien? 676 00:48:31,277 --> 00:48:32,037 Émilien! 677 00:48:32,197 --> 00:48:35,037 The way I know him, he's probably near the garbage. 678 00:48:35,877 --> 00:48:39,957 Chief, I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered! 679 00:48:39,997 --> 00:48:41,237 Émilien, they took the Minister! 680 00:48:41,477 --> 00:48:42,117 Which one? 681 00:48:42,157 --> 00:48:45,437 The nip, of course! Ours is useless... It's a disaster! 682 00:48:45,557 --> 00:48:47,997 Yeah, and they got Petra, too. 683 00:48:48,117 --> 00:48:52,637 Oh...? Good! She speaks Japanese, he'll be less alone. 684 00:49:19,478 --> 00:49:23,358 Lily, I swear I'm on my way. Your dad made me stay! 685 00:49:23,398 --> 00:49:27,238 But it's been 2 hours, not 20 seconds! I'm hot all over now! 686 00:49:27,678 --> 00:49:29,638 -All over? - Yeah, all over! 687 00:49:30,678 --> 00:49:32,918 I'm gonna catch fire soon...! 688 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:36,438 Listen Lily, just watch a documentary, it'll calm you! 689 00:49:36,478 --> 00:49:37,638 Gimme 5 minutes. 690 00:49:38,038 --> 00:49:39,598 Can't hold that long... 691 00:49:39,638 --> 00:49:41,838 4 minutes then! Émilien! 692 00:49:52,598 --> 00:49:55,838 It's all my fault. Shouldn't have let her go to the john alone! 693 00:49:55,918 --> 00:49:57,998 You should gone with her...! 694 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:01,238 I thought of that! I did. But... 695 00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:06,438 Finished scratching about yet? It's been an hour, d'you find anything? 696 00:50:06,518 --> 00:50:10,238 There were indeed cars here. 3 of them. 697 00:50:10,278 --> 00:50:14,038 You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that? 698 00:50:14,158 --> 00:50:17,438 Don't you have any clues to get us started? 699 00:50:17,478 --> 00:50:22,838 We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab. I'm sure that laser analysis will... 700 00:50:22,878 --> 00:50:25,838 Yeah and they'll have time to SWIM back to Tokyo! Geez... 701 00:50:30,638 --> 00:50:33,486 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now! 702 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,239 What d'you want me to do with your cabriolet? 703 00:50:36,279 --> 00:50:40,039 Daniel, we're in deep shit! These clowns are shaving the road! 704 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,119 Couldn't you help us find a clue? 705 00:50:42,159 --> 00:50:46,359 Émilien, Lily's on fire. She might burn herself! 706 00:50:46,399 --> 00:50:49,759 But they got my girl! Isn't that worth 2 minutes of your time? 707 00:50:49,879 --> 00:50:52,839 Just take a look, after that I'll handle it. 708 00:50:58,399 --> 00:51:00,359 From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishis, 709 00:51:00,399 --> 00:51:03,439 not sure what model. It was a new model. 710 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,439 Their tires come straight from Japan. 711 00:51:07,479 --> 00:51:08,239 How'd you know? 712 00:51:08,279 --> 00:51:09,439 I smell it. 713 00:51:09,479 --> 00:51:10,559 Smells of fish? 714 00:51:10,599 --> 00:51:11,639 Meaning...? 715 00:51:12,039 --> 00:51:12,879 A restaurant? 716 00:51:12,919 --> 00:51:14,639 You got fish oil for brains? 717 00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:19,039 Restaurants and... ports! They were at the port with brand-new tires. 718 00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:22,239 So, they were in a boat from Japan! That's why it smells of fish! 719 00:51:22,279 --> 00:51:23,439 See, you can think! 720 00:51:23,479 --> 00:51:26,439 - Now, are they stolen cars? - That's easy. Alain! 721 00:51:26,479 --> 00:51:27,479 I'm on it! 722 00:51:28,439 --> 00:51:31,319 OK you clowns, put your tweezers down and go home. 723 00:51:31,359 --> 00:51:36,879 Monday morning you take a whistle, I'll let you analyze a crossraod. Do you good. 724 00:51:38,999 --> 00:51:40,119 Jerks! 725 00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:43,239 Negative. Nothing's been stolen from the port. 726 00:51:43,279 --> 00:51:43,959 Bingo! 727 00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:47,039 What bingo? No cars were stolen, it means you were wrong! 728 00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:50,840 Three cars were stolen but no theft was declared. Why? 729 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,040 Because the guards knew... Because they use the warehouse as a base! 730 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,640 See, you can be smart! 731 00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,280 Red alert! 732 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,640 C'mon, Émilien, that's my line! 733 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,640 You'll explain to me on the road 'cause I don't get it... 734 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,040 Lily? Yes, I'm on my way! You still watching TV? 735 00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:16,040 No, I had to stop. There was a report about animal sex, made me set fire to the rug! 736 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,960 - Sir? It's Lily, she's worried about you - Gimme that. 737 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,440 Tell your mom we're OK but the mission's complicated, we need reinforcements. 738 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,760 So I'm keeping your friend. He did a great job. Good recruit. 739 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:31,040 He'll bring me home, so you can tell him "good night". Bye, hon! 740 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,840 C'mon let's go, son! The mission ain't over! 741 00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:18,241 Alain for Émilien, now what's Gibert up to? 742 00:53:19,001 --> 00:53:24,441 Dunno, he's been locked in the john for ages, making weird noises... 743 00:53:31,761 --> 00:53:32,521 Oh no...! 744 00:53:40,881 --> 00:53:42,121 What? What's up? 745 00:53:42,161 --> 00:53:45,441 Can't tell you. It's... too horrible! 746 00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:00,201 Émilien? They won't come. 747 00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:01,441 Are you kidding? 748 00:54:01,641 --> 00:54:06,441 I think this was their first base, but something tells me they're gone. 749 00:54:06,481 --> 00:54:07,321 Long gone. 750 00:54:22,201 --> 00:54:24,802 A suspect approaching. Asian male. 751 00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:27,962 Aah, see? They always return to the scene of the crime! 752 00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:29,402 Police academy, lesson 1! 753 00:54:29,442 --> 00:54:30,042 Get in position! 754 00:54:33,762 --> 00:54:34,242 Captain? 755 00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:38,642 Suspects are approaching front door. 756 00:54:39,162 --> 00:54:43,642 Perfect! Bring 'em on! 757 00:54:55,722 --> 00:54:58,042 Hey Marco, you sure about this? 758 00:54:59,162 --> 00:55:02,122 Are you kidding? It's the heist of the century! 759 00:55:02,162 --> 00:55:06,442 There's a mountain of VCRs, all boxed and awaiting delivery! 760 00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:08,562 They're about to break in. 761 00:55:08,602 --> 00:55:09,522 We got 'em! 762 00:55:09,642 --> 00:55:12,642 Émilien, would you break into your own home? 763 00:55:12,762 --> 00:55:15,242 Sure! Oh? Well, not always... 764 00:55:19,002 --> 00:55:19,962 Uh-oh! 765 00:55:20,242 --> 00:55:21,442 Chief, are you gonna...? 766 00:55:23,562 --> 00:55:26,122 Émilien, I like to stay close to my men. 767 00:55:26,522 --> 00:55:32,122 Some action won't hurt me. Just like in the good ole days! 768 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,641 But that was long ago, chief... 769 00:55:33,642 --> 00:55:40,922 The MEMORIES are distant, Émilien, but the reflexes... are still here! 770 00:55:43,243 --> 00:55:44,243 Trust me. 771 00:55:44,483 --> 00:55:45,643 You'll see. 772 00:55:52,283 --> 00:55:53,723 Marco, you sure there's no cops? 773 00:55:53,803 --> 00:55:56,443 Shit, relax, dammit! There's no one here! 774 00:55:56,523 --> 00:56:01,043 They're all watching the game. Every cop's in front of a TV. 775 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:04,523 Ready to attack? Wait for my signal. 776 00:56:09,723 --> 00:56:12,043 Chief, you worry me. It's long a way down... 777 00:56:12,123 --> 00:56:15,603 It's OK, Émilien! Just tie the knot for me, I'll do the rest. 778 00:56:15,643 --> 00:56:16,843 I got a bad feeling... 779 00:56:19,483 --> 00:56:22,243 See? They're all at the match, like I said! 780 00:56:26,243 --> 00:56:28,443 AND ATTACK...! 781 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,923 Oh shit oh shit oh shit! 782 00:56:37,003 --> 00:56:38,043 Émilien? 783 00:56:39,003 --> 00:56:40,003 OK, chief! 784 00:56:40,043 --> 00:56:42,443 BANZAI...! 785 00:56:43,763 --> 00:56:46,203 What...? Who's getting his throat cut...? 786 00:56:50,523 --> 00:56:51,043 Émilien...? 787 00:56:51,643 --> 00:56:54,243 I don't get it, I made a strong knot... see? 788 00:56:55,443 --> 00:56:56,243 Émilien! 789 00:56:57,243 --> 00:56:58,443 Maybe it's the rope...? 790 00:56:58,523 --> 00:57:00,643 That's it, you tied the wrong rope! 791 00:57:00,644 --> 00:57:01,644 Ah, I see... 792 00:57:01,844 --> 00:57:03,643 An ambulance! Quick! 793 00:57:03,644 --> 00:57:04,444 Émilien... 794 00:57:05,644 --> 00:57:08,644 Émili..AAAHHH!!! 795 00:57:21,724 --> 00:57:25,444 It's all my fault. I should never have left her - and him - down! 796 00:57:25,484 --> 00:57:27,844 Hey, hey, enough already! 797 00:57:27,964 --> 00:57:31,844 Stop your whining, that won't bring her back! Think instead! 798 00:57:31,924 --> 00:57:35,404 I'm thinking, I'm thinking! But we haven't got a single lead to work on! 799 00:57:35,444 --> 00:57:37,604 Maybe if you ask the right questions, you'll get the right answers! 800 00:57:37,644 --> 00:57:40,644 For instance, why didn't the Yakuza kill the Minister at once? 801 00:57:40,684 --> 00:57:42,444 - 'Cause they need him? - Excellent, but why? 802 00:57:42,484 --> 00:57:44,524 - Did they ask for a ransom? - No. 803 00:57:45,244 --> 00:57:46,444 Why not kidnap him in Japan? 804 00:57:47,244 --> 00:57:49,044 But they did it here in France! 805 00:57:49,364 --> 00:57:52,764 They must have had a good reason. Why's the Minister going to Paris, exactly? 806 00:57:52,804 --> 00:57:58,044 To watch the parade and sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear... 807 00:57:58,084 --> 00:58:00,764 There! Maybe they want to prevent that? 808 00:58:00,804 --> 00:58:03,444 But that makes no sense, why would they do that? 809 00:58:03,484 --> 00:58:06,844 Your friend's right. Yuki Tsumoto doesn't want those contracts to be signed. 810 00:58:07,204 --> 00:58:11,044 Hey, don't I know you? Weren't you an air hostess earlier? 811 00:58:11,204 --> 00:58:16,124 I'm Yuli. I'm here to protect the Minister, as a member of the Japanese intelligence. 812 00:58:16,244 --> 00:58:20,165 Ain't that funny! I am too... Émilien, Police of Marseille. 813 00:58:20,205 --> 00:58:21,445 That's Daniel, he's... 814 00:58:21,485 --> 00:58:23,805 ...in training! I'm learning how to be stupid! 815 00:58:24,285 --> 00:58:27,405 Yeah, right... Who's this "Yuki Tsumoto" guy? 816 00:58:27,445 --> 00:58:31,845 A Yakuza. He controls the north. Very powerful and conservative. 817 00:58:31,885 --> 00:58:35,245 He doesn't want airplanes, trains, nuclear power... 818 00:58:35,285 --> 00:58:38,725 France is keen to sell, so he's taking steps. 819 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,652 Not only the Minister won't sign anything, but 820 00:58:40,664 --> 00:58:42,725 France will never sign contracts with Japan again! 821 00:58:42,805 --> 00:58:46,245 Tsumoto sent over 2 grand masters in hypnosis. 822 00:58:46,445 --> 00:58:50,445 They'll condition the Minister, who during the parade will grab any weapon... 823 00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:52,845 ...and start killing people at random. Maybe even the President. 824 00:58:54,245 --> 00:58:56,151 And to protest, France will abort all diplomatic 825 00:58:56,163 --> 00:58:57,925 relations with Japan - so no more contracts! 826 00:58:57,965 --> 00:58:59,245 - Exactly. - That's crazy! 827 00:58:59,685 --> 00:59:03,845 The parade is at 11 so we have very little time to free your friend and the Minister. 828 00:59:03,885 --> 00:59:06,045 Yeah well but I have to ask my boss first... 829 00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:07,845 Which one, the cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 830 00:59:07,885 --> 00:59:08,685 Oh, yeah... 831 00:59:08,725 --> 00:59:12,245 Listen Émilien, both of you want to save somebody. 832 00:59:12,285 --> 00:59:15,645 We're in a bit of a rush, so instead of waiting for the Administration... 833 00:59:15,685 --> 00:59:18,245 ...maybe we should do it ourselves, don't you think? 834 00:59:18,645 --> 00:59:22,845 He's right! No nip - sorry! - is gonna beat us! So where do we start? 835 00:59:22,925 --> 00:59:25,645 First, can you localize them in Paris? 836 00:59:25,685 --> 00:59:28,445 - Absolutely not! - Sure! Easy as pie! 837 00:59:55,566 --> 00:59:58,646 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, pal. 838 01:00:00,006 --> 01:00:03,246 Got 'em! They're hiding out in the XIVth district. 839 01:00:03,326 --> 01:00:05,446 Are you sure it's her? Uh, I mean, them! 840 01:00:05,486 --> 01:00:09,206 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde tied in the back. You want me to verify? 841 01:00:09,246 --> 01:00:10,046 OK, OK... 842 01:00:10,086 --> 01:00:12,126 Well there's not much time left. To the airport! 843 01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:14,046 Don't hurry, there's no plane for at least 3h! 844 01:00:16,526 --> 01:00:20,446 We can't wait. We must get to Paris ASAP. So find a solution! 845 01:00:20,646 --> 01:00:22,806 GET UP! WAR IS UPON US! 846 01:00:22,846 --> 01:00:25,886 - To me! My men! - It's me, Daniel! 847 01:00:25,926 --> 01:00:28,846 Oh, Daniel...! Where are the troops? 848 01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:33,486 Wiped out! There's only us to save the day. And you owe me, remember? 849 01:00:33,566 --> 01:00:36,046 - Affirmative! - Well, I need your help. Now. 850 01:00:50,366 --> 01:00:52,646 Oh shit... what's taking them so long? 851 01:01:02,487 --> 01:01:04,247 Cool! No worries, buddy! 852 01:01:04,407 --> 01:01:09,647 Daniel, I hope you know what you're doing 'cause I don't trust this. Not one bit! 853 01:01:09,687 --> 01:01:10,807 Why, you got a better idea? 854 01:01:10,847 --> 01:01:12,607 What, right now? No, but... 855 01:01:12,647 --> 01:01:14,407 Well, then you better think! Fast! 856 01:01:35,887 --> 01:01:39,247 - Daniel, I got it! Lemme out, I can... - Too late...! 857 01:01:59,247 --> 01:02:00,607 Are you cool, guys? 858 01:02:00,927 --> 01:02:03,287 You bet! Cool as ice! 859 01:02:03,327 --> 01:02:05,447 Just shout if there's a problem, OK? 860 01:02:07,247 --> 01:02:10,407 OK, I'm shouting! We just lost a parachute! 861 01:02:10,447 --> 01:02:13,248 That's why there's 3 of 'em! 1 or 2 always screw up! 862 01:02:13,568 --> 01:02:14,528 I see...! 863 01:02:18,288 --> 01:02:20,648 Émilien. You got your license now, right? 864 01:02:20,688 --> 01:02:21,288 Yeah, why? 865 01:02:21,328 --> 01:02:24,448 Take my place then. C'mon, move it! 866 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,648 I'll try to find out where we are. 867 01:02:34,888 --> 01:02:35,888 Where am I going? 868 01:02:35,928 --> 01:02:37,248 Straight ahead! 869 01:02:37,768 --> 01:02:39,488 - Straight ahead? - Yeah, straight ahead! 870 01:02:39,528 --> 01:02:40,448 OK, whatever you say...! 871 01:02:41,048 --> 01:02:44,968 Come on now, just relax. Be more zen, you'll feel better! 872 01:02:48,328 --> 01:02:51,048 That feels good, you know. Real good! 873 01:02:53,808 --> 01:02:55,848 Oh, Lily darling! Are you OK? 874 01:02:55,968 --> 01:02:57,648 Who's chirping there? 875 01:02:57,688 --> 01:02:59,448 - The hostess. - Hostess? 876 01:03:00,448 --> 01:03:01,608 Actually, she's a nurse. 877 01:03:01,848 --> 01:03:03,248 You're in a massage parlor, is that it? 878 01:03:03,288 --> 01:03:09,048 Of course not, Lily! We're in the sky! Your dad's guiding us, Émilien is steering... 879 01:03:09,088 --> 01:03:14,048 I am fixing the parachute and the nurse is chirping to calm our nerves, that's all! 880 01:03:14,088 --> 01:03:16,048 Daniel, what DID you smoke, exactly?!? 881 01:03:16,088 --> 01:03:19,848 Now listen to me. Lily! I'm trying to save Petra and a Minister's ass! 882 01:03:19,888 --> 01:03:23,848 So I'll call you again when we land! Is that so hard to understand? 883 01:03:25,248 --> 01:03:27,648 - Are you feeling alright, hon? - I'm great! 884 01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:30,449 What? She never believes me! 885 01:03:33,129 --> 01:03:35,249 Try to turn left a bit. 886 01:03:35,769 --> 01:03:39,449 Now, turn left. I repeat, left... 887 01:03:52,249 --> 01:03:53,449 Hi there! 888 01:03:56,569 --> 01:03:59,449 Everything's OK, stay calm! Marseille Police! 889 01:04:08,009 --> 01:04:09,649 - Do you know them? - Yeah. 890 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:13,649 Yeah... an old pupil... Gonna WALK home, now... 891 01:04:16,409 --> 01:04:17,769 Good morning Lionel. 892 01:04:17,809 --> 01:04:19,716 Good morning Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta... 893 01:04:19,728 --> 01:04:20,729 Hello, how do you do? 894 01:04:24,089 --> 01:04:28,049 - Are you all set, Coutta? - The Japanese Minister is still missing. 895 01:04:52,210 --> 01:04:55,330 There, I see her! God, is she beautiful...! 896 01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:58,290 - I mean, she looks OK. - And the Minister? 897 01:04:58,490 --> 01:05:01,210 He's fine, he's fine. He's getting some exercise... 898 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:10,450 Now that we know where they are, maybe we should try and get them back? 899 01:05:10,690 --> 01:05:13,650 I've got an idea. We must warn your friend somehow. 900 01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:16,838 Won't be easy... hold on, I'm such a jerk! 901 01:05:16,850 --> 01:05:17,890 Oh? Really? 902 01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:20,250 Her earphone! Maybe she kept her earphone! 903 01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:23,490 Petra! Petra! 904 01:05:25,370 --> 01:05:28,490 {Y:i}Are you ready to kill? 905 01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:30,250 You hear me? Petra? 906 01:05:34,450 --> 01:05:36,650 Petra, we're not far away. I can see you. 907 01:05:37,570 --> 01:05:43,090 {Y:i}Now get up, and turn around! 908 01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:48,650 Petra, get up, I need to see your hands! 909 01:05:53,410 --> 01:05:56,530 {Y:i}- What's going on here? {Y:i}- I'm not doing anything! 910 01:05:56,570 --> 01:05:59,010 {Y:i}- Idiot! {Y:i}- Liar! 911 01:05:59,370 --> 01:06:00,850 Sit down. We're coming. 912 01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:02,570 We're coming... that's easy to say! 913 01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:03,810 Don't worry, I got a plan. 914 01:06:04,010 --> 01:06:05,651 That's exactly what worries me! 915 01:06:06,371 --> 01:06:11,051 {Y:i}You hear only what I tell you... 916 01:06:11,451 --> 01:06:14,811 {Y:i}You obey me! 917 01:06:19,171 --> 01:06:22,851 {Y:i}You do only what I tell you... 918 01:06:23,051 --> 01:06:26,451 {Y:i}You obey me! 919 01:06:28,451 --> 01:06:31,451 {Y:i}And now... 920 01:06:32,371 --> 01:06:40,651 {Y:i}I wanna go home 'cause it's too {Y:i}cold here and I'm getting sick and... 921 01:06:42,731 --> 01:06:48,251 {Y:i}You're going to sleep. 922 01:06:51,731 --> 01:06:53,651 {Y:i}Raise your arms. 923 01:06:59,491 --> 01:07:03,531 Con-nichon-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Come on! 924 01:07:03,931 --> 01:07:06,211 I'm not bad at hypnosis! 925 01:07:06,531 --> 01:07:08,891 Sit! Good boy! 926 01:07:09,091 --> 01:07:13,131 Now lie down! Very, very good! 927 01:07:13,331 --> 01:07:15,211 And now... sleep! 928 01:07:18,131 --> 01:07:21,490 Freeze or you'll sleep too, and for long! OK? 929 01:07:21,491 --> 01:07:23,612 OK, I'll cover you. 930 01:07:28,452 --> 01:07:30,572 Hey, girls, what're you doing? 931 01:08:16,572 --> 01:08:19,012 No need. I had'em covered. 932 01:08:19,132 --> 01:08:20,572 It's not loaded, Émilien. 933 01:08:20,852 --> 01:08:22,132 What'd you mean, it's not loaded? 934 01:08:23,452 --> 01:08:24,252 How come? 935 01:08:26,572 --> 01:08:29,532 It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday. 936 01:08:31,092 --> 01:08:34,652 So... it was never loaded? 937 01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:37,452 I was worried you'd get hurt... 938 01:09:00,133 --> 01:09:02,253 I'm very late, can you save my life? 939 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,453 Err... don't worry, I'll manage. 940 01:09:10,973 --> 01:09:13,853 - C'mon, jump in there! - What...? Are you sure? 941 01:09:35,173 --> 01:09:36,853 {Y:i}Catch those clowns! 942 01:10:03,174 --> 01:10:05,214 {Y:i}Fancy some sushi? 943 01:10:05,294 --> 01:10:06,534 There's no exit, Daniel! 944 01:10:37,054 --> 01:10:38,654 They're after you, Daniel! 945 01:10:51,654 --> 01:10:52,614 That's one less! 946 01:10:54,774 --> 01:10:56,534 We'll get off at the next station... 947 01:11:16,735 --> 01:11:19,095 We're too heavy. And they got good cars! 948 01:11:19,295 --> 01:11:21,855 Ask your Paris colleagues to help out. 949 01:11:21,895 --> 01:11:23,655 Forget it. Cops from Paris and Marseille are at war. 950 01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:24,615 They'll never help us. 951 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:25,535 Aww, you just never asked 'em politely! 952 01:11:27,695 --> 01:11:28,655 Daniel, what the...? 953 01:11:40,135 --> 01:11:45,055 So, dickheads, you're not at the parade? Soldiers ain't your thing? 954 01:11:45,255 --> 01:11:48,055 You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs? 955 01:11:48,255 --> 01:11:52,455 How 'bout a love parade? Let him who loves me, follow me! 956 01:11:58,895 --> 01:12:00,215 I think you went a bit far! 957 01:12:00,255 --> 01:12:02,855 Aww, don't worry, I'm sure they loved that! 958 01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:08,455 Catch that asshole, ALIVE! I'll blast him to hell myself! 959 01:12:23,535 --> 01:12:25,575 {Y:i}Where are you? 960 01:12:27,535 --> 01:12:29,735 {Y:i}Where is "Trocadéro"? 961 01:12:30,135 --> 01:12:32,015 Well, you must change at Châtelet! 962 01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:49,936 A bus, Daniel! 963 01:13:03,936 --> 01:13:05,896 {Y:i}Oh, the Eiffel Tower! 964 01:13:14,016 --> 01:13:16,416 Stay off the grass! 965 01:13:29,776 --> 01:13:31,896 {Y:i}- It's straight ahead now! {Y:i}- OK! 966 01:13:37,216 --> 01:13:38,256 Where'd that one come from? 967 01:13:38,296 --> 01:13:40,456 {Y:i}Yes. Get the taxi! 968 01:13:42,456 --> 01:13:43,936 -Kamikaze! - Kamika what? 969 01:13:45,296 --> 01:13:46,776 Kamikaze...?!! 970 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:53,657 {Y:i}BANZAI...! 971 01:15:04,497 --> 01:15:06,937 Shit... I can't shake 'em! We're too heavy! 972 01:15:07,137 --> 01:15:08,057 I can get out, if you want! 973 01:15:08,097 --> 01:15:10,658 - Bad idea Émilien, try harder! - I can't! 974 01:15:14,458 --> 01:15:16,658 - Call the General! - OK. General, do you copy? 975 01:15:16,858 --> 01:15:19,978 Loud 'n' clear! How's your Paris tour going? 976 01:15:20,178 --> 01:15:21,738 It's whizzing by! 977 01:15:21,978 --> 01:15:26,418 Tell him to block the Dauphine tunnel exit. We'll set up a trap there! 978 01:15:26,738 --> 01:15:28,218 No problem. Give me 5 minutes! 979 01:15:29,418 --> 01:15:30,657 Yes, hello? 980 01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:33,058 Picard? Bertineau here! 981 01:15:33,098 --> 01:15:34,258 General, sir! 982 01:15:34,298 --> 01:15:36,578 You got a spare tank or two? 983 01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:38,898 As a matter of fact, yes... 984 01:15:41,378 --> 01:15:43,018 We're almost there, he'd better hurry! 985 01:15:54,658 --> 01:15:57,058 Dammit, what's taking him so long? 986 01:15:58,978 --> 01:16:01,618 Roger sir, we're in position. The tunnel is blocked. 987 01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:04,218 - 4 mins, 32 seconds. - Well done, sir! 988 01:16:04,538 --> 01:16:05,658 Hang on! 989 01:16:11,378 --> 01:16:13,218 I don't wanna play after all! 990 01:16:13,258 --> 01:16:15,058 You'd rather stop and get shot down? 991 01:16:15,098 --> 01:16:17,658 No but I don't wanna hit a tank, either! 992 01:16:18,538 --> 01:16:21,858 Daniel, now that I found Petra again I'd like to enjoy it before I die! 993 01:16:21,898 --> 01:16:24,458 Don't worry. I'm taking you straight to Heaven! 994 01:16:26,698 --> 01:16:28,859 But I wanna stay right here on Earth, Daniel! 995 01:17:08,739 --> 01:17:10,059 You scared the bejesus outta me again! 996 01:17:10,859 --> 01:17:13,339 Maybe one day, you'll trust me! 997 01:17:17,779 --> 01:17:21,259 The Minister says you're wonderful. He'd like you to become his driver in Japan. 998 01:17:21,699 --> 01:17:25,659 Thanks, maybe later. But right now, I wanna go home! 999 01:17:25,899 --> 01:17:29,659 Yeah, we're going home, Daniel. Can we drop you off somewhere? 1000 01:17:35,139 --> 01:17:36,259 Oh no, not the TV! 1001 01:17:36,299 --> 01:17:39,259 Just 5 minutes, it's the parade... I want to see your father. 1002 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:51,380 Oh...? It looks like Daniel's taxi! Ain't that funny? 1003 01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:00,580 Émilien?! 1004 01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:14,660 Well, err... that's something brand new. 1005 01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:16,660 A... stealth taxi. 1006 01:18:18,820 --> 01:18:21,055 I'll drop you at the grandstand and I'll run, 1007 01:18:21,067 --> 01:18:23,460 ok? I don't like this place... it freaks me out. 1008 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,340 Émilien... 79269

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