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Something wrong?

No, no.

Well, I guess you two don't need any introductions, do you?

He knows.

Please, Mark, forgive me.

I'm sorry, I love you. I really should be going. Sit down. Please, I won't do

again.

What do you think, Sam?

Think she'll do it again? Look, it happens.

She's sorry, me too.

Let me go and you'll never hear from me again.

You stay a while.

I want you to do something for me. Please, Mark, let him go.

Don't, Sam, please. Just get out of here. Just leave us alone.

You cocksucker!

You think you can fuck around with other people's wives and split when the going

gets rough?

What are you going to do?

Look, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm really sorry.

You like my wife, don't you?

I think she's a very sweet girl.

Actually...

I think I'm in love with her.

Very touching.

How about you, my dear?

Do you like Sam?

You were always the way he was with someone.

Tell me something, Sam.

You think my wife's a good fuck?

Huh?

Cat got your tongue?

Did she give you good head?

I think she gives great head. What's the purpose of this?

Fuck my wife, Sam. No.

You shut up. You're going to fuck my wife one more time, Sam.

Enough is enough.

Sit down!

You fucked my wife behind my back, you're going to fuck her again now.

Why, Mark, why?

You like being deceitful?

I like being kinky.

This is insane.

We're going on a little cruise, my dear.

Please don't do this.

Well, I'm going out of town for a little while.

Why are you doing this? You just better enjoy this, because this is going to be

the last fuck you get for a while.

I'm going to send you on an all -girls cruise.

Hell, you like that.

Okay now, cocksucker. You fucker.

You better make it a worthy performance or you're dead.

Okay, you cocksucker.

Licker pussy.

You and Seth.

That -a -way. Get that tongue in there.

Long stroke.

Stick your tongue in there. Move it around.

Yeah.

You like that?

Spread

it

so I can see it.

It gets pretty hot, huh, Sharon?

Fucker, Sam.

Yeah, you better enjoy this, bitch.

You're not going to be getting it for a long time.

Fucker, Sam.

Fucker, harder.

Harder. Come on, you son of a bitch.

Fucker. Out of the way.

Stick it all the way in. I hope it hurts.

Yeah.

Fucker hardy, you son of a bitch.

Oh, you sit down.

Big cock.

Oh, I fucked the shit out

of him.

You like that, huh?

Yeah.

Good.

Come on, Sam.

Use it.

Come on, let me see you come, you bastard.

There you go.

Now you get the fuck out of my house and don't ever let me see you around here

again. Alright.

You come with me, damn it. Let go of me. You'll see. Come on.

Gee, I wonder if I'm getting sunburned.

Hi, Mark.

How you doing? Hi, baby.

Bitch, come here.

Come on.

Hi, baby.

Do you want to go for a swim later on?

Let go of me.

Shut up.

Put me down. God damn it. Put me down. Shut up. Bitch, you stand still.

Untie me, you goddamn bastard.

Fuck around on me. We'll see how much fun it is.

Sit there and watch this.

Untie me, goddammit. I'll untie you when I'm good and ready. Shut up and watch.

Mark, please.

Hi, girls.

Sorry it took me so long over there.

Isn't this fun to watch?

Oh, you work fast.

That way, why don't you get undressed, too?

Why don't you lay back?

All right.

Get to the good stuff.

Oh, look at that.

What a pretty thing.

Oh, it feels so good.

I hope she's watching all of this.

Oh, she is.

You want to get involved in this?

Yeah, Mark.

Okay, let me lay down, and how about a double hit of blowjob?

Oh, that's good,

girl.

Now, now, let's not get greedy.

Plenty to go around.

Except for that bitch I got tied up over there.

Gotta fuck around, not me. Go down

on

it all the way.

Oh, come on.

How does it feel?

It's great.

Who can suck it all away?

Give some to Cindy now.

I hope that bitch gets her eye full of this.

Oh, Mark.

Why don't you come up here and do a little puppy position?

You can bring up the rear.

She watching.

That's enough for you.

Your turn, Talene.

I loved you.

I loved you too, babe.

And now we understand each other.

Have a good time on your cruise.

Because I'm going to have a ball.

Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to help us into the car?

Right away, ma 'am.

What is this world coming to, I

ask myself?

People daydreaming.

Thinking of God knows what instead of getting on with what they're meant to be

doing. Cut it, Aunt Martha.

The princess, oh, and don't drive too fast. Don't pick on everyone.

You should learn to have more respect, Laura. Your father wouldn't approve, you

know.

It's a good thing I'm sending you on this cruise.

You do appreciate that, Laura, don't you?

You have a chance to do some serious thinking without hindrance from any

persistent young gentleman.

Yes, I'm glad there won't be any men on board.

It's a good thing Agnes Middleton told me about this cruise.

Don't worry, Laura. You won't have any problem finding some compatible

companionship. The entire ship will be filled with rich young ladies.

I've even heard that many men that have to go away on business are sending their

wives on board.

Makes sense to me with all this unashamed adultery going on.

Don't think that I don't know what smutty indecency goes on these days.

Filth. What a deal.

Filth. Men aren't men anymore. They don't even look like men with their

greasy hair.

Agnes Middleton was shopping on Main Street last week when she saw this man.

thought it was a woman at first.

I'm not surprised from what she told me.

Long hair I'm getting used to, but he had painted fingernails and earrings.

Agnes said it was so dirty his smell was making him really ill.

It's a good thing you're getting away from some of that smut, Laura.

Soon you'll be 18, unfortunately.

Then you'll most probably do as you please. But right now you do just as

told, and believe me, one day you'll thank me.

Driver, how much longer is it now?

I'm nearly there.

Brilliant idea, this all -ladies cruise ship. Quite remarkable to have a female

captain. I'm not contradicting myself, Laura. Even emancipated women can retain

their grace and femininity.

I'm all for you being a career girl, you know.

We'll film you there.

Now, Laura, let's have a look at you.

Laura, what are you doing?

Yeah, I know the boat. It's 3 ,000 bucks per trip. Even the crew's all female.

You're wasting your time. It's impossible.

It's fantastic.

Just imagine a boatload of delicious, horny, mouth -watering broads on an

cruise for six weeks and not one dude aboard.

Yeah, well, a lot of guys have tried it. We won't even get past the guard.

We won't, huh?

Is that everyone on the list?

Apparently, we have everyone checked out.

Okay, let's inform the captain. We're ready to go.

Okay, Lieutenant, let's put some juice into those engines.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Said I knew of it.

Somewhere in here there's a dormitory.

Way to go, man.

That's right.

Oh, man, I love her.

Pick your own, man. Just enough to choose from.

Thank you.

Hey, girl.

Why don't you come over here and lick my pussy for a while?

My pussy, too.

Oh, God.

Hey. What the hell is going on?

Am I there?

You're a big girl, aren't you? Yes, I was born this way.

Eat my pussy now.

Oh, God.

It's good.

Nobody's perfect.

Hey, I got a good idea.

Why don't the three of us go somewhere else?

I'm feeling sexy.

You're getting very, very horny.

I'm getting horny.

Pussy's getting very hot and very wet.

It's getting hotter and wetter.

I'm getting wet.

Horny. Oh, my God. Oh, horny.

Very horny.

Oh, my God.

Pulsating.

It needs a cock.

It needs a big, hard cock.

What does your pussy need?

My pussy needs a cock.

I think so, too.

Oh, you're cute.

You're cute, too.

I think he's the best looking girl around.

Oh, yeah, suck a dick.

That's nice and hard.

Nice big clits.

Oh. Nice big cock.

Yeah,

share that puff of meat.

You like one.

This is ridiculous.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Uh -uh.

No Rose Wells.

That's funny. I wonder who that was then.

I don't know, but I'll tell you. There's a couple strange things going on around

here. This morning a couple deckhands said they saw a flying monster.

Flying monster.

I wonder.

Better go check this side. Okay.

How ugly can one get?

Don't be mean. They can't help it.

Looking for Cinderella.

What do we do now?

Oh, there goes...

I'm probably not sure, Captain, but there is a possibility that there's a

stowaway aboard.

In that case, Lieutenant, I suggest you find her.

Hey, Rocco, how about getting some of that rope medicine now?

Yeah, you bet.

The maid's got the key. Come on.

Yeah, okay.

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Oh,

hi, Melanie.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, is he right?

Yes, I just came by for the throat medicine you promised me.

Well, what difference does it make?

That's okay. You go ahead. Oh, thanks.

Well, I'm not going to fight you.

Hey, I think you should get some head. Do you think you should get some head,

Ross? Yeah, she owes me some. Yeah, I think she does.

Hey, it's so wet. Taste it. Get in.

Wet in the mouth.

Oh, yeah.

No, I don't have to enjoy this.

Her pussy's telling me she's enjoying it.

She's interested in it.

Which place was it? You're on. All right.

You don't always get an opportunity like this.

Stay in the Major Leagues. Double play.

Down they go.

A person's job is never done. All right.

Such are the person's lips.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, I am going to cum.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

So speed ahead.

Crazy. Fuck her, Roscoe. Fuck her.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. God.

Now, let me see. You were making beds when all of a sudden two ugly women

in and ripped off your clothes? Yes.

Yes. Oh, you better take the rest of the day off. Lieutenant, will you see

Harriet to her quarters?

I don't care.

Trouble. I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

This is a small boat.

Whoever it is.

We'll find them. We better, Lieutenant. We've got far too much at stake this

trip for anything to go wrong.

Far too much at stake.

Transvest?

He's a horny mother.

All right, Nancy, $100.

If she's a guy, you keep it. But if she's a she...

Bosun do?

I take care of the decks.

Oh, would you like to go down on the deck with me?

Oh, this is awful.

I can't go six weeks without a cough.

Well, I've never been without worms.

I've heard rumors there was a man on board.

Really?

Wish he would pay me a visit.

on myself anytime.

Take him away.

Be fair to you girls. If you help me afterwards.

Rescue your friends?

Exactly. You'll fuck us all?

All of you. It's a deal.

Glad there.

Thank you. Thank you.

Let's give somebody else a chance here.

Oh, yeah.

I love variety. Best of all.

This is all in one place.

Mm -hmm.

I don't think I can reach that far.

It's my turn. Your turn?

I got a special treat for all of you.

think that she's fallen overboard until, of course, they receive the ransom

demand from the kidnappers.

Then we'll simply have the patrol officers search Laura's cabin, whereupon

they'll conveniently find Captain Scabbard's calling card. This doesn't

too kosher. Captain Scabbard. Seems like I've heard that name somewhere before.

You have. He's a ruthless white slave trader.

Then we'll have the unfortunate task of radioing the mainland that the most

notorious pirate of this century has just kidnapped for ransom one of our

passengers

Well, you should be grateful they haven't raped the other half.

Now, about my reward.

Reward? Yes, my reward.

Come here, you little tart. Let's scab and tickle your little hair pie.

Get away from me. Come on now.

those little nouns.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Get your hands off of me.

Oh, you're going to like this, you little tot.

Oh.

Oh.

Let Gavin suck your little jewel.

Come on, take those things off.

Yeah. Quicken like that.

Take this off now. Come on.

Gavin will help you.

I'm a general.

Come on.

Come on.

Let's go and see what your little fat pie looks like.

Oh, no.

Medicaid, right!

Hmm,

Don Perignon, 1962.

How many kids should we have?

At least a dozen.

You know? What?

I was just thinking if my Aunt Martha could say this now.

Oh, baby, I missed you so much.

Can you ever forgive me for being such a bastard?

Sure, honey, I love you.

You had a nice vacation.

Anything exciting happen in the cruise?

Are you kidding? I've never been so bored in all my life.

First of all, the moment I stepped on the boat, I was seasick. I spent the

of the time in my cabin.

It was, oh, it was just doleville.

I don't see how anything like that could be termed exciting.

I haven't changed the business, Lieutenant. I'd be more than happy to

accommodate you all a little bit later. Is that all right? Please just hold on.

Hold on, please.

Just a little while. I will be back.

Good morning, Lieutenant.

Good morning, Captain.

Shall I send you a call, Captain?

Yes, you can come straight here.