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I'll tell you how.
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If they frickin' frack and the
thingamawatchit
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and they get that thing here, yes, and
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let's see, these two wires, no, let's
see, they're going
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around to the drafts and they tangle up
and they make one hell of a mess.
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No, no, no, that won't work. That won't
work. We try again, yes.
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We try again.
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Yes, yes, who is it?
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It's me, Professor.
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Irving Rocks.
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You want me to clean up, Professor?
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Yes, yes, anything.
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Anything. Just leave me alone.
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What you making, professor?
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You wouldn't understand.
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Is there anything like that, uh, gas
billy to stop the water?
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No, you idiot. This is a time bomb.
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I'm going to bring the back time and
make it the front time. And I'm going to
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make the front time the back time.
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And I got no time to waste with that
wits.
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Listen.
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Don't play with nothing in the
laboratory.
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Last time you swallowed the gas bill and
you were in...
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very naughty boy. Oh, I'm sorry,
Professor.
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I guess we're weak.
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Hey, now, listen. I want you to know
that this green vial, I don't want you
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to play with at all.
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It gives you a big reaction that never
go away. I haven't worked out that part
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of the formula yet, I see.
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Don't play, don't fuck me nothing.
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See, you make me nervous when you're
fucking around. Don't play with nothing.
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Why don't you both clean up my bedroom?
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All right, Professor.
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Now, let's see. If I cross the
rectifying tube with the capacitor,
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that theoretically should warp the time
bar.
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Oh, wow.
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Wow.
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Come here, take a look.
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Go clean the closet.
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Wow.
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What happened?
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Good job. What happened?
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Get down!
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Get down!
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Get down!
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The professor was right.
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I think I created a monster.
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Gently placing the apparatus in the
interstitium.
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There.
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You called, master?
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Who the hell are you? Where'd you come
from?
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I am the mistress of the box.
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Well, you must be kidding.
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Try me.
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I have broken the barrier.
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Yes, and your wish is my command.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Well... Let's see.
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The first thing I think, I think, I
think I want my joint cut.
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Can you do that?
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I can't.
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If I do, you will lose all your wishes.
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But I think I can have it done for you.
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Who
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are
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you?
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I'm Helena Troy.
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The genie sent me to gobble your coop.
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I don't want you. I want the genie. Go
find yourself an ancient creek. I want
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genie.
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this problem.
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You think you got the problem?
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I got a vice grip on my cock.
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Take this grip away, away, away.
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You're going to help me out, aren't you?
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Help me out with what?
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I got this problem. It's going to go
down.
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It's there. I don't know what happened.
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I'll help you, that's for sure.
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Thank you.
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I really need it.
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Come on, you can have a good damn.
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Suck it.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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You must be over here over love.
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No, I think we're both Greek.
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Greek? Yeah, Greek.
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Oh,
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I'm
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coming.
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Oh, you're
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beautiful,
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Griggs. Oh, yeah.
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They were great.
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Wonderful, great.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh,
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baby.
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All right, come on. Come on.
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You can do it.
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I never had a big feeling now, Olympic.
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One, two, three, four.
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That's weird.
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Where did she go? I don't know.
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Was the master satisfied?
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No, I was not.
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I want you, not Helen of Troy.
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But they say on Olympus that Helen of
Troy gives the best head.
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She's got a bite like an alligator. Now
I know what they mean by Greeks bearing
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gifts. I want you, Jeannie. I want to
ride you like a horse. I want to tingle
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you. Fair back.
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But if you do, you will lose all your
wishes.
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I'm really a stud, Jeannie.
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Oh, I've got just the right girl for
you.
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Hi, I'm Lady Godiva. I just stepped off
my horse and I'm looking for a stud to
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ride. Well, all I want is genie with the
light brown hair.
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Mount me, Professor, and let's ride.
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Your problem is you're just another
perky face. I want genie.
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It feels so good.
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Good. Come on. Get out the box.
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Focus. Focus.
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Come and focus.
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Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble.
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Get me into lots and lots of trouble.
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Come on, Jeannie.
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Get out the box.
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Time for me to dive in now
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Tell me how it feels
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Did you like Lady Godiva no ask Irving
and horny they're over there lapping up
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on everything you bring in here
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not please you, Master.
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The only thing in the whole universe
that I want is you, Jeannie. I want to
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you and I want to fuck you and I want to
blow air up your ass.
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Nothing in the past seems to please you.
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Maybe something from the future?
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Maybe... Future I don't need. I like
what I see right here in the present.
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I'm Futura, a Venetian virgin.
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Where are you from?
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Beyond the future.
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Another age and another world and a
totally new sex bag.
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Sesame. The honey pot awaits the sting
of the bee.
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I'd really like to, but I still want
genie with
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the magic box.
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A bird with a brush is better than no
bird at all.
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I still want genie with the magic box,
and the only future there is is in the
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bathroom. Go to the bathroom.
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Go away.
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Do you mind if I blow a chance at that?
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Galapagos, Galapagos, Galapagos. Fucking
fuck!
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Fuck!
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Explain the build -up.
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Just jump in your bed.
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It goes to your head.
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But that isn't how I want to see you.
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I really want to say I need you.
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I hear you every other time.
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I can't.
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Yeah, I can.
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Still a virgin, you know.
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I don't know
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Oh, yeah.
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Still a virgin, you know.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh. Oh,
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yes. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Put it in there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh yeah!
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You realize that if you have me, all
your dreams and all your
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wishes will be lost.
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I don't care. All I want is you, Jeanne.
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Oh, it's so wonderful. Oh,
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it feels so good.
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Oh, it's so wonderful. Oh, it feels so
good.
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Hmm.
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Wow.
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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Oh, Jack, let's do that again.
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Oh, have you forgotten?
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Forgot the bus.
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He who has seen the magic bus has had
his last word.
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