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I'll tell you how.

If they frickin' frack and the thingamawatchit

and they get that thing here, yes, and

let's see, these two wires, no, let's see, they're going

around to the drafts and they tangle up and they make one hell of a mess.

No, no, no, that won't work. That won't work. We try again, yes.

We try again.

Yes, yes, who is it?

It's me, Professor.

Irving Rocks.

You want me to clean up, Professor?

Yes, yes, anything.

Anything. Just leave me alone.

What you making, professor?

You wouldn't understand.

Is there anything like that, uh, gas billy to stop the water?

No, you idiot. This is a time bomb.

I'm going to bring the back time and make it the front time. And I'm going to

make the front time the back time.

And I got no time to waste with that wits.

Listen.

Don't play with nothing in the laboratory.

Last time you swallowed the gas bill and you were in...

very naughty boy. Oh, I'm sorry, Professor.

I guess we're weak.

Hey, now, listen. I want you to know that this green vial, I don't want you

to play with at all.

It gives you a big reaction that never go away. I haven't worked out that part

of the formula yet, I see.

Don't play, don't fuck me nothing.

See, you make me nervous when you're fucking around. Don't play with nothing.

Why don't you both clean up my bedroom?

All right, Professor.

Now, let's see. If I cross the rectifying tube with the capacitor,

that theoretically should warp the time bar.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Come here, take a look.

Go clean the closet.

Wow.

What happened?

Good job. What happened?

Get down!

Get down!

Get down!

The professor was right.

I think I created a monster.

Gently placing the apparatus in the interstitium.

There.

You called, master?

Who the hell are you? Where'd you come from?

I am the mistress of the box.

Well, you must be kidding.

Try me.

I have broken the barrier.

Yes, and your wish is my command.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Well... Let's see.

The first thing I think, I think, I think I want my joint cut.

Can you do that?

I can't.

If I do, you will lose all your wishes.

But I think I can have it done for you.

Who

are

you?

I'm Helena Troy.

The genie sent me to gobble your coop.

I don't want you. I want the genie. Go find yourself an ancient creek. I want

genie.

this problem.

You think you got the problem?

I got a vice grip on my cock.

Take this grip away, away, away.

You're going to help me out, aren't you?

Help me out with what?

I got this problem. It's going to go down.

It's there. I don't know what happened.

I'll help you, that's for sure.

Thank you.

I really need it.

Come on, you can have a good damn.

Suck it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You must be over here over love.

No, I think we're both Greek.

Greek? Yeah, Greek.

Oh,

I'm

coming.

Oh, you're

beautiful,

Griggs. Oh, yeah.

They were great.

Wonderful, great.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

baby.

All right, come on. Come on.

You can do it.

I never had a big feeling now, Olympic.

One, two, three, four.

That's weird.

Where did she go? I don't know.

Was the master satisfied?

No, I was not.

I want you, not Helen of Troy.

But they say on Olympus that Helen of Troy gives the best head.

She's got a bite like an alligator. Now I know what they mean by Greeks bearing

gifts. I want you, Jeannie. I want to ride you like a horse. I want to tingle

you. Fair back.

But if you do, you will lose all your wishes.

I'm really a stud, Jeannie.

Oh, I've got just the right girl for you.

Hi, I'm Lady Godiva. I just stepped off my horse and I'm looking for a stud to

ride. Well, all I want is genie with the light brown hair.

Mount me, Professor, and let's ride.

Your problem is you're just another perky face. I want genie.

It feels so good.

Good. Come on. Get out the box.

Focus. Focus.

Come and focus.

Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble.

Get me into lots and lots of trouble.

Come on, Jeannie.

Get out the box.

Time for me to dive in now

Tell me how it feels

Did you like Lady Godiva no ask Irving and horny they're over there lapping up

on everything you bring in here

not please you, Master.

The only thing in the whole universe that I want is you, Jeannie. I want to

you and I want to fuck you and I want to blow air up your ass.

Nothing in the past seems to please you.

Maybe something from the future?

Maybe... Future I don't need. I like what I see right here in the present.

I'm Futura, a Venetian virgin.

Where are you from?

Beyond the future.

Another age and another world and a totally new sex bag.

Sesame. The honey pot awaits the sting of the bee.

I'd really like to, but I still want genie with

the magic box.

A bird with a brush is better than no bird at all.

I still want genie with the magic box, and the only future there is is in the

bathroom. Go to the bathroom.

Go away.

Do you mind if I blow a chance at that?

Galapagos, Galapagos, Galapagos. Fucking fuck!

Fuck!

Explain the build -up.

Just jump in your bed.

It goes to your head.

But that isn't how I want to see you.

I really want to say I need you.

I hear you every other time.

I can't.

Yeah, I can.

Still a virgin, you know.

I don't know

Oh, yeah.

Still a virgin, you know.

Oh. Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh. Oh,

yes. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Put it in there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah!

You realize that if you have me, all your dreams and all your

wishes will be lost.

I don't care. All I want is you, Jeanne.

Oh, it's so wonderful. Oh,

it feels so good.

Oh, it's so wonderful. Oh, it feels so good.

Hmm.

Wow.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Oh, Jack, let's do that again.

Oh, have you forgotten?

Forgot the bus.

He who has seen the magic bus has had his last word.