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Yeeeeheee!
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I'm running! I'm running!
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Aaahhh! Whoo...!
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Ow! I'm naked!
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GIR! Sit still!
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I need quiet to repair
your guidance systems box.
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I don't need it!
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I don't need it!
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Done. The finest in
Irken guidance technology
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and I have improved it.
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With these upgrades, GIR,
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there will be nothing
that you cannot find,
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no situation that you
cannot guide us out of.
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Beeeees!
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Now, if we could just
work on your behavior.
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Aw, my bees.
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You now possess superior
geographic guidance abilities, GIR.
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Finally.
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Report upgrade status.
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Sir, guidance chip in place
and fully functional, sir.
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Demonstrate. Which
way is... the school?
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Good, GIR.
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Now, something tougher.
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Where is planet Blorch?
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Excellent.
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Now, where is our
home planet Irk?
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Perfect.
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OK, GIR, I think a
field test is in order.
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Let's go into the nearby city
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and get as lost as we can.
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GIR, no cheating.
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Shut your chip off first.
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Do we have to go right now?
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I wanna watch the
scary monkey show.
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That monkey.
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As soon as we're lost enough,
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you just use the chip
to guide us home.
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Now, put your disguise back on.
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I have devised a new,
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even more insidiously
clever disguise for myself.
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Be alert, GIR.
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On this planet,
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we are surrounded by
danger and madness!
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I like madness.
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Madness!
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OK, I think I've had
my fill of these horrible
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stink people things for today!
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So activate your guidance chip
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and lead the way to home.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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No. No, GIR, not Irk.
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I meant our home
base here on Earth.
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Oh, here.
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Our house, GIR!
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Which direction is our house?
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Um... that way.
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No, wait. Um...
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It's over there.
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How could you not know?
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I just upgraded your
guidance system.
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Oh, I left that at home.
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You left what at home?
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The guidey chippy thingy.
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You?
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Why would you do that?!
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To make room for the cupcake.
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How could you do this?
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You've left us
stranded in the middle
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of the enemy territory,
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surrounded by humans!
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I can see that you
understand your mistake, GIR,
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and me being angry will
get us no closer to home.
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I will just have
to use my innate
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Invader survival skills
to get us out of here.
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See, GIR, the Almighty Tallest
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have not placed their
trust in me without reason.
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I miss you, cupcake.
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I will use these pieces of scrap
metal to fashion a compass,
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using this planet's own
magnetic field against it.
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Now, witness the
power of my compass.
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Aw, it likes me.
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Perhaps a compass is not
the best tool for this situation.
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Why don't we ask the
information humans for help?
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I will not stoop
as low as to ask
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the humans for help.
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You speak nonsense, GIR.
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We help ourselves.
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What... about... the... bus?
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Excellent, GIR!
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We will use one of their
own methods of transportation
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to beat this revolting city.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I go home. Now mind
your business, bus-slave.
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You don't go anywhere
without bus fare.
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Fare?
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This ain't a free
ride, little man.
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You need money.
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You expect me to pay to
be on this filthy machine?
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Have you the brain worms?
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Aaahhh!
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Fine! I don't need your bus!
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I will use the power of
your sun to find my way.
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Weirdo.
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Are we gonna ride the sun home?
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No, GIR!
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I can use the Earth's sun to
determine which direction is west.
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The Earth's sun
always sets in the west.
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Now, watch me amaze you.
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Hmm! Mm-mm.
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Mmmm.
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Wait a minute.
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I'm blind!
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No! No no!
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Ah! Ah! No!
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They've booby trapped
their sun somehow!
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A minor setback, GIR.
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We'll be home in no time.
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I'll just wait until the skin
grows back on my eyeballs.
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GIR!
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I can see.
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I can see!
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Now we can figure out how
to escape this filthy place.
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Get a job, you bum!
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That's it! If we can find a job,
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we can make money.
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With this money,
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we can ride the bus.
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I'm going to beat you, city.
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You won't make a fool
of this Irken Invader!
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I'm gonna eat a rat!
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Finally, we are heading home.
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I smell dookie.
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Eek.
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I cannot stay on
this bus any longer!
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Freak.
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What is wrong
with these people?!
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This place is just
begging to be destroyed.
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Woo! I like destroying.
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GIR... I have a plan.
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Ocular implants are
standard Invader issue.
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From the top of that building,
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my incredible
eyes should be able
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to spot our neighborhood.
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Come on.
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'Kay.
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Ice cream!
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Somebody buy it!
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Ice cream. I got ice cream.
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Oh!
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It's him!
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Hey, that's the guy!
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And he's back for...
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Mooooore...!
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Get him!
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Aaahhh!
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Aaahhh!
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OK, now, where do
we go from here?
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There! That looks about right.
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Now, GIR, use your
jets to fly us home.
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Yes, sir!
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Aaaaaahhhhh!
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What happened? How did
you run out of fuel that quickly?
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I emptied it out.
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Emptied it? Why?
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To make room for the tuna.
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OK.
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Hey!
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Where to?
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You think I won't be ready.
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But you're wrong,
presumptuous cab-beast.
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I have prepared
myself for this moment,
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and it has paid off in full!
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You see, the Invaders
learn from their mistakes,
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however rare they may be.
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Now, human, take
me to... that way!
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And quickly.
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In case you haven't noticed,
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I've been trying to go home!
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