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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest time.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

Previously on Jizz World Family Vacation There was a farmer who had a dog and

Bingo was his name B -I -N -G -O

Hey, what's going on here? Where'd everyone go?

They left.

That wasn't funny.

You're in town? Amazing.

Of course I'll help.

I'm on my way.

It doesn't matter.

He doesn't even notice anything.

He's too busy trying to plan out this stupid vacation.

I mean, you can always tell me now that he's gone.

He would get in a lot of trouble.

I know. This is finally becoming a fun vacation.

There you

guys are. What the freak is wrong with you? You guys ruined the family

You guys could have freaking died.

She's the one that stole the car?

You know what?

I swore against violence.

I think I'm going to leave.

But enough is enough.

No, I just tried to get it over with.

Wait, where are you going? Come on.

That's it. I can't be the passive parent anymore.

What? Dad, what the hell?

I told you. I'm not a fan of violence, but it's that time.

You need to learn your lesson.

Ow! Yep.

You could have died today.

So now I'm going to make you pay.

You ruined a family vacation. You think it's fun to ruin a family vacation?

I didn't ruin it. Yes, you did.

You think it's fun to steal a car?

Come on.

The car already barely works.

You could have died out there. Nope.

You could have gotten a car accident.

You really turned.

Get it.

What are you doing?

We're in the hotel room all to ourselves.

What else are we going to do?

oh my goodness um

um um

I'm alive.

I'm alive.

um um

oh wow

out there oh we didn't know where you were we were wondering

Thank you.

Yeah.

Aww.

Thank you.

I don't know

Oh.

What the?

What?

William Pounder!

This is one family vacation that I'll never forget.