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Hello, I'm Randall Park.
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With Election Day 2032
just around the corner,
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the latest polls
released today
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show candidate
Dwayne Johnson
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with a four point lead
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over his opponent,
Senator Brayden Taft.
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Candidate Johnson
has come a long way
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since we started
our all-access coverage
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of his campaign.
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We've captured the good,
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the bad,
and the surreal.
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Starts tumbling
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Who's your daddy?
Who's your baby?
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Who's your buddy?
Who's your man?
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See you at the polls!
Let's do this!
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Tonight we have candidate
Johnson with us live
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from his campaign
headquarters. Welcome, Dwayne.
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Hey, Randall, it's good to
see you, buddy, as always.
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Tell me, are you already
writing your acceptance speech?
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Randall,
you know me.
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I never point
to that scoreboard
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until the game is over.
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Oh, yeah, you see,
I'm the opposite.
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I love counting
my chickens.
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I, like, literally
have four chickens.
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You live free, man.
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Okay.
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Randall, there's been
so many times in my life
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where things were going great,
and then all of a sudden, bam,
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I get blindsided.
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The poster looks great, Mom,
but Rocky hasn't won the belt yet.
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I had these made early.
Vince told me that
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it's only a matter
of time.
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Rocky's going to go
on the road,
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wrestle for the WWF,
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become the tag-team
champion,
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and then he'll return
home and fight for me.
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Oh, Dewey, uh,
take a picture
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of me with
my poster.
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I'm gonna take it on the
road with me tomorrow,
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show it
to Macho Man,
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tell him I'm from
the future.
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It'll freak
him out.
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Then I'll appear and pretend
to be you from the past.
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His brain
is gonna explode.
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I appreciate that,
little man,
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but you're gonna stay
here with your mom.
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Road is no place
for a kid.
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But I'm not a kid.
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I'm the president of the
Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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Sweetie, we're gonna
have so much fun.
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We're gonna go to the zoo,
see that pregnant panda,
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and we're all gonna go
to the beach later.
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Hey, boss, you ready
to go visit Gary Chow?
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Yeah.
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Wait, are you going
to see Greg Yao?
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No.
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Because Gary Chow sounds
suspiciously like Greg Yao.
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Gary is my florist,
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and we're gonna go
and talk about orchids.
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See, when you smile
and say that,
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it makes me think you're
not telling me the truth.
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Does it?
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I think you should stay
away from that guy.
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If you want to put on a
match, you go through me.
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Just tell me what
you want me to do.
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You pay my tribute
fee of $5,000.
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Did you hear, FBI?
Did you get it?
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Yeah, but if
we can get more,
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we have a better chance of
making sure the charges stick.
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And, remember, we're
going to the beach later.
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We won't be gone
long. Come on, Bob.
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You need me
on the road with you. I'll get the car.
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Who's
gonna help sell merch?
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Vince has guys
who do that.
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Not as well
as I can.
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You see this smile?
It moves units.
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Dewey, I don't think
it's a good idea.
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I don't want to stay
here with Mom.
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I wanna go with you.
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Okay, fine.
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You wanna
go somewhere with me?
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Okay, then.
Let's go.
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Elbows in.
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Yeah, back straight.
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Now.
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Flex.
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Ooh.
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Yeah, nice.
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Look at that
definition.
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Me and you could be doing
this on the road, Dad.
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Gym buddies.
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Yeah, the gym is
a place to get after it,
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but it's also a place
for real talk.
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Okay, real talk me.
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All right. Come here, Dewey.
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Remember how
Mom said
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Star Search
changed their minds
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about flying her out to Los
Angeles for an audition?
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That wasn't true.
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Oh, okay. So Mom's
a bad singer.
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What? No.
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No, no, no, no, no.
She chose not to go
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to be here with you
while I was on the road.
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She wanted to be that
constant presence in your life
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so you always felt
like you had a home.
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So, when you say
things like,
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"I don't wanna stay
here with Mom,"
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Dewey, that hurts her.
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You're not a little
kid anymore,
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so you can't be
doing that.
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Are you ready
to be the man
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of the house
while I'm gone?
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What do I have to do?
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Watch after your mom
and your grandma.
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A man looks out
for his family.
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Dad, if it's okay
with you,
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I'm gonna do my next
set by myself.
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Absolutely.
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Do some
thinking curls.
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I was just a kid
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but I knew I wanted
to live by those words.
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Words I still live by today.
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When you're getting down
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Lia, Bob.
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Come in.
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You know why
we're here, Yao.
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Where's my tribute fee?
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Okay, straight
to the point.
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It's light.
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I... I could
only find $1,800.
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But if you let me put
on my wrestling match,
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I can get you
the rest.
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You hear
that, Peter?
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He's trying to screw
me, High Chief.
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I'm not.
Who are you talking to?
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I... I don't have
the money.
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Then you have to pay
a different price.
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What do you mean?
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Bang, bang.
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You have until
the end of the day.
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Did you get it?
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We got it.
Calling it in now.
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Where are they?
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Mom said to meet her
and Grandma here.
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Surprise!
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I just wanted to do
a little something
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to show you how
proud of you I am.
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Thank you, babe.
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This is just the
beginning for us.
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Food smells
incredible.
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Ha! I stole recipe
from old family enemy.
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Hey, so, uh, me and
Sika are trying to find out
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who's got the best
artistic eye, eh?
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So let us each
take a picture of you,
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and then in five to seven
days' time when it's developed,
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you can tell us
which one's better.
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But first,
shirts off.
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- Oh.
- Oy, oy, oy, oy.
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Thank
you, Dewey. Yeah.
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One, two,
three, flex.
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Ooh.
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Oh, what a beautiful
tableau, yeah.
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Ah, Dewey.
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Mom, can I real
talk you?
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Sure, baby.
What's going on?
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Oh.
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What's that for?
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I'm glad I'm staying here
with you while Dad's gone.
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I'm glad you are too.
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So even
at ten-years-old,
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you were already
stepping up for your family?
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Yeah,
it's a great feeling
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when you're on top
of that roller coaster,
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but we all know
what comes after that.
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Ooh, perfect.
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The cake
is too nice.
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They'll never believe
that you made it.
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They'll believe what
I tell them to believe.
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Come on.
We're late.
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FBI!
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Lia Maivia, you're
under arrest for extortion.
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Extortion?
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What are you
talking about?
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I'm just
a grandma.
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We got you threatening
Greg Yao on video.
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You're making
a big mistake.
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I am a lady,
innocent.
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Run, boss.
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You run. I'm wearing
flip-flops.
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Man, I would not be that
cool if the feds came after me.
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She was cold as ice.
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Like Sly Stallone from
Cliffhanger when he had to...
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Burn all the
stolen money...
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Burn all the stolen money
to stay alive. ...to stay alive.
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Yes, Randall!
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Yeah, it was a classic.
You got it. My man.
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Um, so that was it?
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Your grandma
went to jail,
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and that was the end
of her business?
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No, she actually
beat the rap.
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Twist.
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But I'll save that story
for down the road.
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Oh, I'm already
obsessed with it.
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You know, my dad would've
never known it at the time,
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but when he told me
to always look out
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for my grandmother and my mom,
well, I took that to heart.
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Even more reason why
your grandmother's arrest
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must've been so shocking
for all of you.
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It was, but that's what
it's like on a roller coaster,
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highs and lows.
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You know, I remember
a similar thing happened
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when I was in
high school.
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I've talked about
this in the past,
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where I was going
down a pretty dark road.
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But my junior year, I
found the game of football,
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and that's when things
really started to change.
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I was a top recruit,
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and every major football
program was after me.
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Dewey, we got
another one.
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It started
with the letters.
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Notorious
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Then came
the phone calls.
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Hello?
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No, Dwayne's not home.
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Who's calling?
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Here's one
You don't compromise
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Then came
the in-home visits,
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which weirdly always
ended up with coaches
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giving us a mug.
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Anyone want coffee?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Oh, this damn apartment.
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The landlord
never fixes anything.
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Sounds like André when
he sleeps on his back.
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My family
was still struggling,
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but I knew college football
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could lead to a better
future for us.
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You gotta go to
Notre Dame, man.
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You're automatically
down with Jesus.
259
00:08:36,895 --> 00:08:38,188
I like the
Georgia Bulldogs.
260
00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:40,024
Do you remember the time
you stole my dog purse?
261
00:08:40,149 --> 00:08:41,734
They're trying
to deport me, Dewey.
262
00:08:41,817 --> 00:08:44,319
The feds are the
criminals. Bob, say aloha.
263
00:08:44,403 --> 00:08:45,612
Aloha.
264
00:08:45,738 --> 00:08:47,740
If you join USC, the other
teams will be seeing red
265
00:08:48,991 --> 00:08:50,284
in a way that
I never will.
266
00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,535
Nebraska's
a no-brainer.
267
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,620
I hear it's called
"Big Hair Country".
268
00:08:53,954 --> 00:08:56,206
Don't listen to Big-Hair.
Nebraska's defensive scheme
269
00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,750
is all wrong for
your style of play.
270
00:08:58,042 --> 00:08:59,334
I appreciate the input.
271
00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:01,378
Can I ask
you something?
272
00:09:01,462 --> 00:09:03,213
Oh, my God, yes, I
will go to prom with you.
273
00:09:04,173 --> 00:09:07,384
No, I was gonna ask why
Karen still won't talk to me.
274
00:09:07,468 --> 00:09:09,386
Oh, my God.
It's fine, no one noticed.
275
00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:12,014
It's been a year.
276
00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:13,891
Do I like that
you're poor? No.
277
00:09:14,183 --> 00:09:16,477
But I hate that you
lied to me about it.
278
00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:18,896
You didn't even give
me a chance.
279
00:09:20,898 --> 00:09:23,067
You know, as
much as I hated Karen not talking to me,
280
00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:25,486
it just added fuel to
my fire to be great.
281
00:09:25,569 --> 00:09:27,321
Anything come from
the University of Miami?
282
00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:29,406
No, UCLA and
Washington today.
283
00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,325
Hey.
284
00:09:31,408 --> 00:09:33,243
Typical you.
285
00:09:33,327 --> 00:09:35,204
You got all these schools
offering you scholarships,
286
00:09:35,287 --> 00:09:36,914
but you want the one
that isn't.
287
00:09:36,997 --> 00:09:38,332
They're the
national champs,
288
00:09:38,415 --> 00:09:39,792
and if they're not
gonna come after me,
289
00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:42,044
then I guess
I gotta go after them.
290
00:09:43,879 --> 00:09:45,005
David Scott.
291
00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,173
What's up, David Scott?
292
00:09:46,256 --> 00:09:47,257
Why aren't you
recruiting me?
293
00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,467
Who is this?
294
00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:51,804
The beast of Bethlehem,
Dwayne Johnson.
295
00:09:51,887 --> 00:09:54,223
Five star D-lineman,
Freedom High,
296
00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:55,557
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
297
00:09:55,641 --> 00:09:57,518
Yeah, look,
I'm not familiar...
298
00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:58,977
If you want to let
Bobby Bowden beat you
299
00:09:59,061 --> 00:10:01,105
to the best D-lineman
in the country,
300
00:10:01,188 --> 00:10:03,190
that's up to you.
Let me look into it.
301
00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:05,192
Better hurry. I'm
making a decision soon.
302
00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,111
Hey, kid,
303
00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,321
I respect the guts
you got in calling me.
304
00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,823
Gotta go for it, right?
305
00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:13,617
I was feeling strong,
306
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,370
full of confidence, and I
decided to keep it going.
307
00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:18,372
Andrew Carnegie...
Can I help you?
308
00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:19,623
No thanks.
I'm on a roll.
309
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,791
I gotta keep going.
310
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,752
Karen, will you go
to prom with me?
311
00:10:24,419 --> 00:10:26,130
Prom? Okay,
first off,
312
00:10:26,213 --> 00:10:27,381
we haven't talked in,
like, a century,
313
00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:29,758
and second, I have
a boyfriend now, Kevin.
314
00:10:30,384 --> 00:10:33,470
Father, forgive him for he
knows not what he does.
315
00:10:33,595 --> 00:10:36,473
Father, forgive him 'cause
he's a Rudy poot candy ass.
316
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,935
Look, I shouldn't have
lied to you about being rich,
317
00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,562
and I get why you don't
want anything to do with me,
318
00:10:41,645 --> 00:10:43,564
but things are different
now. I've changed
319
00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:46,150
and in a few years, my
lie won't be a lie anymore.
320
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,484
I'm gonna get
into the NFL,
321
00:10:47,568 --> 00:10:50,571
and be so rich, I can afford a
robot maid like Rocky Balboa.
322
00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:51,738
What?
323
00:10:52,114 --> 00:10:53,490
Rocky bought one
for Paulie in Rocky IV.
324
00:10:53,574 --> 00:10:55,242
It doesn't matter.
What I'm saying is,
325
00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:57,661
if you ever change
your mind, ever,
326
00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:00,497
come find me.
You'll know where I am.
327
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,669
All right,
class. Andrew Carnegie.
328
00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:07,171
The balls.
329
00:11:07,254 --> 00:11:09,506
Hey, worked with Miami,
might work with Karen too.
330
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:10,883
Wait, what do
you mean, Miami?
331
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:12,134
Dude, they finally
recruiting you?
332
00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:14,553
Should be showing up at my
place right now for an official visit.
333
00:11:14,636 --> 00:11:16,054
What the hell are
you doing here then?
334
00:11:16,346 --> 00:11:17,723
Gotta finish my workout.
335
00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:19,433
The balls.
336
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,394
Big
wheel Keep on turnin'
337
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,772
Proud Mary
Keep on burnin'
338
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,276
Rollin', rollin'
339
00:11:30,152 --> 00:11:32,279
Rollin' on
The river
340
00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:34,615
Love me some
John Fogerty.
341
00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,450
Wish I'd brought
my harmonica.
342
00:11:37,451 --> 00:11:38,535
Apologies for being
late, fellas.
343
00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:40,412
Hey, son.
Where you been?
344
00:11:40,662 --> 00:11:42,289
Your mama been singing
Creedence for an hour.
345
00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:44,374
"Who'll Stop the Rain, "
"Put a Candle in the Window."
346
00:11:44,458 --> 00:11:46,710
At the gym.
I lost track of time.
347
00:11:47,044 --> 00:11:48,212
You know how it is
when you catch a groove.
348
00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:49,338
Can't cut it short.
349
00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:51,256
You kept us waiting for an hour
350
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,926
because you wanted to
finish your damn workout?
351
00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,056
I kinda love it.
352
00:12:00,098 --> 00:12:01,308
Me too, man.
353
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,647
I like that
Coach O.
354
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:09,024
He's like a mix of my
mom and Macho Man.
355
00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:11,360
Mmm, yeah, he's got
great thickness.
356
00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:14,112
You give me a month with him,
I'll make him a WWF champion.
357
00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:16,365
Any guy over 200
pounds you say this.
358
00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:19,159
Hey, congrats on
Miami, son.
359
00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,036
You made it happen
for yourself.
360
00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:23,956
And the first thing
I'm gonna do
361
00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:26,291
when I get drafted to the
NFL is buy you a house.
362
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,584
Oh.
363
00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:29,086
How about you
buy us a Cadillac,
364
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,462
and we'll work our
way up from there?
365
00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:32,297
No more crappy
apartments.
366
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,590
No more
broken faucets.
367
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:34,758
No more landlords.
368
00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:37,094
This is gonna be the first
house we've ever owned.
369
00:12:37,552 --> 00:12:38,887
I got big dreams
for us.
370
00:12:39,513 --> 00:12:40,597
Me too.
371
00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:42,724
My big dream is you.
372
00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:47,437
Mmm, my allergies
are acting up.
373
00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:48,647
There's a pepper
flake in my eye.
374
00:12:49,898 --> 00:12:51,692
I was
feeling great, riding high,
375
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:55,779
but then, boom, reality
smacked us right in the face.
376
00:12:56,363 --> 00:12:57,948
Excuse me.
We live here.
377
00:12:58,073 --> 00:12:59,241
What's going on?
378
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:01,576
The woman in apartment
three caught her hair on fire
379
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,328
while trying to cook
amphetamines.
380
00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:05,789
Unfortunately, her
faucet didn't work,
381
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:08,583
so she ran outside and tried
to jump in the pool next door,
382
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,918
which was bone dry.
383
00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:13,422
She survived the fall, crawled
over to the manager's office,
384
00:13:13,505 --> 00:13:15,507
who, upon seeing her
disfigured body at the door,
385
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:16,842
had a heart attack
and died.
386
00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:20,470
You know what? A
house sounds pretty good.
387
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:21,763
I agree.
388
00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,266
So you're saying there's been
a pool here this whole time?
389
00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:28,770
So, you got that
scholarship to Miami,
390
00:13:28,854 --> 00:13:30,647
and then, bam,
your legs get cut out.
391
00:13:30,772 --> 00:13:32,649
Yeah, there's that
roller coaster again.
392
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,818
But I tell you what, it made
me double down on my promise
393
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,070
that I made my parents
to buy them a house.
394
00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,072
All those
places we lived,
395
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:40,741
we never owned
our own house.
396
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,617
Yeah, you just needed
to get to the NFL
397
00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,077
to make good
on that promise.
398
00:13:44,161 --> 00:13:46,496
You know, I really struggled
when I first got to Miami,
399
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,540
but I still had good
tape to show the scouts,
400
00:13:48,623 --> 00:13:51,501
and I had that Miami
cachet. I was hopeful.
401
00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:54,046
I still felt like I had a
shot at my NFL dream.
402
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:57,341
Yeah, that's it,
sir. Push it.
403
00:13:57,424 --> 00:13:58,800
Push it, 3-6-5.
404
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:01,303
3-6-6 on leap years,
baby.
405
00:14:01,428 --> 00:14:02,429
Laying it on
a little thick,
406
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,513
don't you think?
407
00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,682
Hey, as long as they let
me workout here for free
408
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:07,017
and get ready
for the draft,
409
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,518
I'll lay it on as
thick as... Hey!
410
00:14:08,977 --> 00:14:10,062
Don't worry, sir.
411
00:14:10,145 --> 00:14:12,773
By the time we're done,
no one will believe you're 50.
412
00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:14,232
All right, enough.
413
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:15,776
Lat check.
414
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,367
Oh, boy!
Ooh!
415
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,743
Look at that.
416
00:14:24,826 --> 00:14:26,286
Looks like
a cobra's head.
417
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,621
If I get any
more swole,
418
00:14:27,704 --> 00:14:28,872
they're gonna need
bigger mirrors.
419
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:31,208
Could cover a small
village from the rain.
420
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,044
I think I'm finally stronger than
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
421
00:14:34,211 --> 00:14:37,589
Gotta turn my head just to
see the range on these babies.
422
00:14:40,801 --> 00:14:43,553
What about your job?
You have any enemies?
423
00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:45,722
They run the Bank
of Hawaii like a family.
424
00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:48,475
So, if anything, I've got a bunch
of new brothers and sisters.
425
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,310
Who's your least
favorite sister?
426
00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:52,062
Oh.
427
00:14:52,312 --> 00:14:53,563
Sorry, Bob.
I gotta go.
428
00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:54,731
Dewey needs the phone.
429
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:56,441
Don't forget to send me
some Koko Samoa.
430
00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:58,110
They don't have
any here in Tonta.
431
00:14:58,193 --> 00:14:59,236
- Tampa.
- Tampa.
432
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,113
Yeah, okay.
Tampa, Tompa. Goodbye.
433
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:05,784
Okay, the draft
is about to start.
434
00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,953
Nobody make any calls
for the next two days.
435
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:11,039
Gotta keep the line open
in case an NFL team calls.
436
00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:12,707
Has it started?
437
00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:14,543
Not yet, babe.
You're just in time.
438
00:15:14,626 --> 00:15:15,710
Oh, good.
439
00:15:15,794 --> 00:15:17,295
And I told my boss
I'm taking tomorrow off.
440
00:15:17,379 --> 00:15:19,548
Didn't say why.
I like to create mystery.
441
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:22,134
Nothing's keeping me from
watching Dewey's big moment.
442
00:15:22,217 --> 00:15:24,261
Oh, you don't have to stay
for the whole draft, Mom.
443
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:25,762
It's just gonna be
some guys in polo shirts
444
00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:26,847
looking at papers.
445
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,598
Okay, great.
I'm taking a nap.
446
00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,225
Wake me up when
something happens.
447
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,561
The draft
is seven rounds,
448
00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:34,938
and I just needed one team
to give me a shot.
449
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,275
With the first pick
in the draft,
450
00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:39,651
Cincinnati Bengals
have selected
451
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,529
running back from Penn
State, Ki-Jana Carter.
452
00:15:44,406 --> 00:15:46,324
Should've been
Dwayne Johnson.
453
00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:49,786
With the
third choice
454
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,456
in the first round, the
Houston Otters select
455
00:15:52,539 --> 00:15:55,542
quarterback from Alcorn
State, Steve McNair.
456
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:56,960
Not mad at a Black
quarterback.
457
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,044
That's right.
458
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:01,965
With the 12th pick
in the first round,
459
00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:05,802
Tampa Bay selects defensive
tackle University of Miami,
460
00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,012
Warren Sapp.
461
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:09,848
Oh, Dewey,
it's your friend.
462
00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:11,641
Of course, Sapp's
coming to Tampa.
463
00:16:11,725 --> 00:16:13,351
Look
at the Tampa mascot.
464
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,561
A woman with a mustache
465
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,271
holding a knife
in her teeth.
466
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:18,857
Huh.
467
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,777
Third round,
Miami Dolphins...
468
00:16:27,282 --> 00:16:28,909
And that concludes
day one.
469
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,411
I didn't
hear my name called on day one,
470
00:16:31,912 --> 00:16:34,331
but I still felt hopeful
about day two.
471
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:37,250
Welcome to day two
of... MAN 2: And the 109th pick...
472
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,086
Jack Jackson.
473
00:16:40,212 --> 00:16:41,213
Jerry Wilson.
474
00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,215
It's the 234rd pick.
475
00:16:47,886 --> 00:16:49,638
For the final pick...
476
00:16:49,721 --> 00:16:52,766
249th selection
in the 1995 draft
477
00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:55,519
goes to Michael Reed,
478
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:57,687
defensive back,
Boston College.
479
00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:00,607
And he was drafted
by the Carolina Panthers
480
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:03,944
and he'll be big time in
Newport Beach. Thank you.
481
00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:06,029
What's happened?
Is it over?
482
00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,076
Yeah, it is.
483
00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:13,703
It's really over.
484
00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:25,799
I broke my promise.
485
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:29,052
I let her down. I let
you down too, Dad.
486
00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:31,304
I... I let
everyone down.
487
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:36,351
You're not done.
488
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,396
Trust me, I know
from experience,
489
00:17:39,479 --> 00:17:41,064
it ain't over until
it's over.
490
00:17:41,523 --> 00:17:43,400
I appreciate your
positivity, Dad,
491
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:46,278
but there's no working
the gimmick here.
492
00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:50,782
Babe, you know
we love your singing,
493
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:52,075
but now's not...
494
00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:55,495
I want you
to have this,
495
00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:58,373
so no matter how far
your journey takes you,
496
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:00,709
you can play a song and
be right back with your family.
497
00:18:01,251 --> 00:18:02,752
Mom, thank you,
498
00:18:02,877 --> 00:18:04,671
but I'm not
going anywhere.
499
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:07,591
Maybe not right away,
but you will.
500
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,176
And when you do,
501
00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:11,886
this is your reminder
that you're not alone.
502
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:15,974
You carry all
of us with you.
503
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:30,322
- Hello?
- Hello.
504
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:32,824
Is this the University
of Miami's Dwayne Johnson?
505
00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,242
Uh, yes, sir, it is.
506
00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:41,374
Hello?
507
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,669
Hello?
508
00:18:47,422 --> 00:18:48,798
Hello?
509
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:52,218
Hey, you must be
Dwayne Johnson!
510
00:18:52,886 --> 00:18:54,929
Well, on behalf
of the Calgary Stampeders,
511
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:58,016
welcome to the Canadian
Football League!
512
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,978
Hey, what's with
the tiny guitar, eh?
513
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,733
I got it
from my mom. It's an ukulele.
514
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,526
- That's tiny.
- Yeah.
515
00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,987
Canada?
Canada.
516
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:12,906
Huh. So you kept
your dream
517
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:14,741
of playing professional
football alive.
518
00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,034
Hell yes, I did.
519
00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:17,494
If they were gonna
pay me to play,
520
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:18,870
then that's where
I was gonna go.
521
00:19:18,953 --> 00:19:21,790
You know, look, my goal
was to crush it in the CFL
522
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,875
and then get signed
by an NFL team.
523
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,418
Well, I would ask
you how long
524
00:19:25,502 --> 00:19:26,836
you played pro football
in Canada for,
525
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:29,964
but I have a feeling that's
also a story for another time.
526
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,132
And you know
it's a great one.
527
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,468
Look, no matter
what happens,
528
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:35,345
whether I become
president or not,
529
00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,847
I wanted to share some
personal stories with people
530
00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:40,183
to show them that I understand
where they're coming from,
531
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,643
because I've been there.
532
00:19:41,726 --> 00:19:44,521
Well, thank you so much,
candidate Johnson, for your time,
533
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,564
and best of luck
in the election.
534
00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:48,483
Although, I don't
think you'll need it.
535
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,193
Well, thank you
very much, Randall.
536
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,569
It's my pleasure,
537
00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:53,154
and you always need
a little bit of luck.
538
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,450
All right, candidate
Johnson. That's a wrap.
539
00:19:57,534 --> 00:19:59,327
Thank you.
540
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:08,628
Mom?
541
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:11,047
How'd you know
where to find me?
542
00:20:11,131 --> 00:20:12,882
You always find
spots like this
543
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:14,968
where you just come
and sit and think
544
00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:17,887
ever since André and
you and your birds.
545
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,681
Yeah.
546
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:21,891
These interviews,
Mom, I've been doing,
547
00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:23,727
it's really gotten
me nostalgic.
548
00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,522
Can you believe
how far we've come?
549
00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:29,983
Yes, Dewey,
we are blessed.
550
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:31,818
We're very blessed.
551
00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:33,236
I wish Dad could've
been here
552
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,779
to see where
we're at right now.
553
00:20:39,659 --> 00:20:41,035
He is here.
554
00:20:41,661 --> 00:20:43,246
He's very proud
of you.
555
00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:45,457
Yeah.
556
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:47,834
He's here right now.
557
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,629
What do you think
Grandma's saying right now?
558
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,883
"Take the smacks out."
559
00:20:58,136 --> 00:20:59,429
I better get going.
560
00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,389
Let's go.
Come on.
561
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,057
All right.
562
00:21:03,725 --> 00:21:04,976
We gotta get to
a press conference.
563
00:21:05,059 --> 00:21:06,603
Do you want me to
write some lines for you?
564
00:21:06,686 --> 00:21:07,896
No, Mom, I'm good.
565
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:17,697
Mom, I think I might
just win this thing.
566
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,866
President Dewey.
567
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:30,020
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