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Good evening.
I'm Randall Park.
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As Election Day draws closer,
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we caught up
with Candidate Johnson
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and asked him
how he was feeling.
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Cautiously optimistic
but still confident that
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the American people
believe in our message.
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Big day's almost here,
Randall.
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I can taste it.
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And, uh,
what's it taste like?
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Almost as good
as this tequila.
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Almost.
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Probably also
almost as good
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as this hard pear cider.
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That's been expired
for easily over a year.
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We saved it for the cat.
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Really?
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So, the race is tight. Mmm-hmm.
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No one can predict
which way it's going to go.
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Would you consider
this accomplishment a win,
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no matter the outcome?
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No way ,
no way.
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There's that legendary
competitive fire.
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I try to do anything
like I do everything,
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and that's with all I got.
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And you can work hard,
but sometimes
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there are variables
you just can't control.
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Of course
you're referring to
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not being cast
as Pedro Cerrano
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in Lin-Manuel Miranda's
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musical remake
of Major League.
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No, not talking
about that.
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But that one
did sting.
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I'm talking about
playing college football
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in the early '90s
at the University of Miami,
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when I had big dreams
of playing in the NFL,
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and giving my family
a better life.
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All right, folks,
our coverage
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of the 1995 NFL Draft
continues now.
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Let's talk to
the man of the hour,
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Dwayne "Ladybird" Johnson.
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Dwayne,
how's it feel
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to be the first pick
in the NFL Draft?
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I'm proof dreams
do come true,
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and a few years ago,
I made a promise.
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I bought my parents
a mansion.
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I don't
believe it.
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Dwayne...
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Dwayne.
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Dwayne!
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Dwayne.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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What up, Kev?
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You were asleep.
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Yeah, I've been
working hard in camp.
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Going after
that starting spot.
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Just need to power
my body down for a minute.
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Micro naps.
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Love those.
Check it.
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Boom.
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Refreshed.
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Yo, yo, yo, what up?
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My dawgs, my dawgs, my dawgs.
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Gushers? Gushers, baby? Gushers?
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Ow!
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Sapp top.
Hey, yo, Sapp.
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This is the D-line room.
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I think your
tight end meeting's
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at the Old Spaghetti Factory.
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Spaghetti sounds good
right now, but no,
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I'm in
the right place.
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Coach said he wanted
to convert me to D-line.
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So watch out.
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I'm here for your job.
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Okay, okay.
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My acid reflux
is bananas today.
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I'll try not to take it out
on you, okay?
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Even though Sapp
was an insanely talented
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football player,
I was determined
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to show Coach Erickson
I still had what it took
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to be
a starter.
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Camp's wrapping up
in a few days,
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so it's make or break
for a lot of you
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battling
for starting spots.
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We got a championship-caliber
team this year.
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D-line's
gonna lead the way.
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Yes, sir.
Second, sports agents.
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Now, these jokers
are lurking around,
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trying to wine and dine
some of you.
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Where? Here I am.
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It's illegal,
so use your brains.
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Avoid these guys.
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And don't accept
any of their gifts.
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Is a car
technically a gift?
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Yes.
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What if
it's a Honda Civic?
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It's still a gift.
Moving on.
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What about a sandwich?
What about it?
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Is it a gift?
Technically?
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If it's bought for you by an
agent, then, yes, it's a gift.
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What about a panini?
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All sandwiches bought
by agents are gifts.
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Would you consider
a hot dog a sandwich?
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Damn it, yes!
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See, I disagree.
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Moving on.
You've got your playbooks.
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Let's talk game strategy.
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I forgot mines.
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It's cool if we share?
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Come on, dawg.
You hoggin'.
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Sapp was one of
the best athletes
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Miami Football
had ever seen.
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But this was my year,
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and I knew I had
nothing to worry about.
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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The Devil made me do it
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Yo, I'm not even tired
out here!
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I'm sweating
Cool Water Cologne, baby.
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Sapp, baby!
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Whoo-hoo, Sapp!
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So, yeah.
Obviously, I was wrong.
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Okay, listen up.
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Uh, first of all,
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whoever recommended
Zantac for my heartburn,
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thank you.
Honestly, life-changing.
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You're welcome, Coach.
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Second,
season starts in a week,
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and the coaches have
made their decisions
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on our first string defense.
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I know how hard you all worked
in the off-season,
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and I'm proud of you, okay?
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Each and every one of you.
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Okay, starting D-line
will be...
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Ma dear is,
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Patrick,
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Miller,
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and Sapp.
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Was there ever
a doubt about this?
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Hey, you guys
all earned it.
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But remember,
anything can happen, okay?
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You need to go
out there each week,
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and you need to fight for it.
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Okay, starting corners
will be...
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McNeill.
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Yes, that's right.
It's a six-day,
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seven-night cruise
around the Keys.
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Of
course, that's all included.
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Sure, I'm happy
to walk you through
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those family packages again.
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Just let me place you
on a brief hold.
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They're still winning,
40 to three.
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Why is
the Miami mascot
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like a duck
with no pants?
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Has Dewey played yet?
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Not yet, but we saw him
on the sidelines.
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Best looking kid on the bench.
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Look, I'm stuck at work.
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I can't make it home in time
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before the end of the game,
so just make sure
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you tape the whole thing.
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I always do.
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The whole thing, Rocky.
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Sometimes the band members
get knocked down
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by celebrating players, and
I think that's really funny.
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Yes, I will tape
the whole thing.
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So, for our family packages...
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Oh!
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That's a bad man !
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In on the tackle
back at the 42,
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Mr. Sapp, Mr. Reilly.
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I might not have
got the starting job,
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but I tried to stay motivated
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and tried to stay ready.
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But I didn't get my number
called as much as I'd hoped.
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Late in the fourth quarter,
Miami 22, Nebraska 0.
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And before you knew it,
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we were playing for
the national championship.
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The Hurricanes
are four minutes away
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from being national champions.
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Dewey hasn't played
a single snap yet.
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Well, at least his uniform
is nice and clean.
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Saves someone
in the locker room a wash.
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Miami mascot is a mess.
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Oh, the other mascot.
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Nice cowboy.
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Handsome.
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Like Lee Marvin.
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Okay, Dwayne, let's go.
You're in.
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Yes, Coach.
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This is it!
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Fourth down.
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That was it?
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It was so exciting
to see you
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win the championship, Dewey.
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Did you see those band members
get knocked down?
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The boy with the tuba
just kept rolling.
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I'm sorry you drove
all the way out here
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just to see me get in
for only one play.
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A great play,
my favorite play.
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And I can't wait to see
your championship ring.
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A man needs jewelry
with a story.
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Yes, Peter used
to always talk
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about the earring he got
from Sean Connery.
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Mm-hmm.
Here you go.
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Oh, uh, um
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we have a coupon
for half-off appetizers.
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It's at your Tampa location,
but I called ahead.
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They said it's still in-state,
so they'd accept it.
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Oh, okay.
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And we'll split the rest
over these two cards here.
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Oh, oh, sorry.
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And I have one
for a complimentary dessert.
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So whenever you're ready,
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we'll take an Oreo Mess.
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Hey, thanks for dinner.
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Next year, it's gonna be
my treat.
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We're so proud of you, Dewey.
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We are a family of champions.
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Yes, we are.
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I'm gonna work my ass off
all summer.
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Next year,
I'm gonna dominate.
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From there, it's
a straight path to the NFL.
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Nobody's gonna outwork me.
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Your Mess.
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All right.
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What... whoa, whoa.
What y'all doing?
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Just...
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That summer,
I took my training to the next level.
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I've said before that the gym
has always been my sanctuary.
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Well, that summer,
it was my church,
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my altar to sweat,
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my...
Yo.
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You done
with this machine yet?
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You see my towels
are still there, right?
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My basilica of grind.
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It was my workshop,
and I was its Build-A-Bear.
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Is there a better time
that I could call...
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As hard as I trained,
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the toughest part
of that summer
266
00:08:39,189 --> 00:08:41,066
was when my mom got me
a job at her work
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00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,568
so I could help out
with the bills.
268
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It's five nights in Cabo,
all expenses included.
269
00:08:48,532 --> 00:08:49,533
Whoops!
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00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,160
Sorry about that.
My ear got too sweaty.
271
00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:54,747
Uh, as well as free T-shirts
from The Giggling Marlin.
272
00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:56,665
I hated seeing my mom
in that place.
273
00:08:57,082 --> 00:08:59,251
It was 100 degrees, no AC,
274
00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:01,128
and you only got paid
in commissions.
275
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It made me double down on
276
00:09:02,546 --> 00:09:04,339
my promise
to get her out of there,
277
00:09:04,423 --> 00:09:07,259
even if I had to adjust
my expectations slightly.
278
00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:08,469
All right, folks,
279
00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:10,637
our coverage
of the 1995 NFL Draft
280
00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:12,264
continues now.
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We go to the 25th pick,
282
00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:17,227
Dwayne "My Real Name Is Karen"
Johnson.
283
00:09:17,311 --> 00:09:18,437
If you don't
get the reference,
284
00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,939
that's Whoopi Goldberg's
birth name.
285
00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:22,441
Okay, over to you.
286
00:09:22,524 --> 00:09:23,525
Thanks, Chris.
287
00:09:23,609 --> 00:09:25,694
Dwayne, how does it feel
to be the 25th pick
288
00:09:25,778 --> 00:09:26,779
in the NFL Draft?
289
00:09:26,862 --> 00:09:28,155
Well, it feels great.
290
00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:29,782
I'm gonna haunt the dreams
of the 24 teams
291
00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:31,492
that passed on me but...
292
00:09:31,575 --> 00:09:33,202
Oh, and one more thing.
293
00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:34,453
I bought my parents
a tasteful,
294
00:09:34,536 --> 00:09:36,038
ranch-style home.
295
00:09:36,121 --> 00:09:38,248
Perfect,
no stairs.
296
00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:39,500
Horizontal livin'.
297
00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,336
By the end
of the summer, I was ready to roll.
298
00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:45,589
I was gonna take
that intensity back to Miami
299
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,966
and be the first guy
in the gym every morning.
300
00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,642
I was taking command
of my future.
301
00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:01,522
But, like I said,
302
00:10:01,605 --> 00:10:04,483
sometimes there are variables
you can't control.
303
00:10:07,277 --> 00:10:08,570
Hey.
304
00:10:12,866 --> 00:10:14,660
Yo, Dwayne Johnson.
D-line.
305
00:10:14,743 --> 00:10:16,245
Ray Lewis.
306
00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:17,329
Freshman linebacker.
307
00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,630
I thought I'd be the first
person here at 5:00 a.m.
308
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,881
The assistant coach
I had to call
309
00:10:27,965 --> 00:10:29,508
to open up
the weight room,
310
00:10:29,591 --> 00:10:30,592
he thought
the same thing.
311
00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,347
It's good to have
some company.
312
00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:36,557
Man, hell yeah.
313
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,684
The break of dawn boys.
Yeah, that's it.
314
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:40,769
Hey, and let me know if you
have any questions about anything.
315
00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:42,187
My only question is,
316
00:10:43,147 --> 00:10:44,356
which way to
the starting lineup?
317
00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,568
Looks like you're gonna
fit in here just fine, Ray.
318
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:50,571
Let's see what
they do here on second and long.
319
00:10:51,071 --> 00:10:53,031
A screen pass to Thomas.
320
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:55,701
And Ray Lewis said,
"I told you."
321
00:10:58,203 --> 00:10:59,830
Man, that kid's
unbelievable.
322
00:10:59,913 --> 00:11:01,081
Guy is a natural,
brother.
323
00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:02,666
He was born
in the back field.
324
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,750
Hey, it's natural talent,
325
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,085
but that guy's
busting his ass
326
00:11:05,169 --> 00:11:07,296
in the gym with me
every morning.
327
00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:10,048
Man, I just wish I could
be out there with him.
328
00:11:10,132 --> 00:11:11,884
Nah, man, not me.
329
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:14,178
I'm happy right
here on the sideline.
330
00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:15,762
No chance of injury,
and we still get
331
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:17,014
the social juice
of being on the team.
332
00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:18,849
Social juice?
Who cares about social...
333
00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:19,933
Nah, man.
334
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,310
This is my future.
335
00:11:21,393 --> 00:11:23,061
I just got to stay
ready, wait for my shot
336
00:11:23,145 --> 00:11:24,229
to show 'em
what I'm capable of.
337
00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:26,273
I hear you, bro.
I'm just saying.
338
00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:28,275
Not all of us need to be
masters of the universe.
339
00:11:29,026 --> 00:11:30,068
Some of us
are happy with
340
00:11:30,152 --> 00:11:31,528
middle management
at State Farm,
341
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,447
with a cute wife
with a drinking problem.
342
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,531
Carlos!
343
00:11:34,615 --> 00:11:35,782
That's my girl, Trish,
right there.
344
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,451
Carlos, wave to me!
345
00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:39,786
I'm with Lisa!
346
00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:40,996
Hey, baby!
347
00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:44,917
No way
I'm middle management.
348
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:47,753
I'm gonna
do big things.
349
00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:49,004
Dewey, you're in.
Let's go.
350
00:11:49,171 --> 00:11:50,214
Ready,
Coach.
351
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,637
35 yards and a sack.
Down he goes. Dwayne Johnson.
352
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,472
I read somewhere
he was thrown out of...
353
00:11:58,555 --> 00:12:01,016
267 pound junior on...
354
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:04,269
His father was a tag-team
champion back in 1984.
355
00:12:04,353 --> 00:12:05,646
Here comes
the number one king.
356
00:12:05,729 --> 00:12:09,316
Marley is all over him
along with Johnson.
357
00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:11,818
Floyd is in.
We're done.
358
00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:16,031
Number 94,
359
00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:17,449
Dwayne Johnson.
360
00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:19,785
Oh, it's my boy!
361
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,664
Look at how old the
other team's coach is.
362
00:12:23,747 --> 00:12:24,915
Look like a grandpa!
363
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:29,294
Babe, Dewey just made
an amazing play.
364
00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:32,297
He sacked the quarterback
who won the Heisman Trophy.
365
00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,799
Yes, that's great.
366
00:12:33,882 --> 00:12:34,883
Will you write down
the player's name
367
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,260
so I can send his mother
a note?
368
00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:38,303
Okay.
369
00:12:39,263 --> 00:12:40,931
Hey, you got
a second, Coach?
370
00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:42,182
Sure, Dewey.
Take a seat.
371
00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:43,600
Even though I never started,
372
00:12:43,684 --> 00:12:46,353
I got some decent playing time
and made the most of it.
373
00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,855
I thought it might be enough
to get me noticed.
374
00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:50,232
I just wanted to ask
you about something.
375
00:12:50,315 --> 00:12:51,984
Girl advice?
Be straightforward, okay?
376
00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,360
Don't play mind games.
Oh, no, no, no...
377
00:12:53,443 --> 00:12:54,528
Be a gentleman,
open the door.
378
00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:56,154
No, it's not that.
It's, um,
379
00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:58,198
well, I heard
that NFL scouts
380
00:12:58,282 --> 00:13:00,575
usually ask for tape on
players they're interested in,
381
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:03,412
and I was just curious
if you got any calls for me.
382
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:07,541
You know, Dwayne,
you're one of
383
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:08,917
the hardest working guys
I've ever had here.
384
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:10,335
You're a fine player.
385
00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:11,712
Hardest working
in the weight room,
386
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:14,047
practice sessions,
film sessions.
387
00:13:14,131 --> 00:13:15,882
Hell, I wish
half these guys
388
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,217
had one-tenth
of your work ethic.
389
00:13:17,926 --> 00:13:18,927
Thank you, Coach.
390
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,263
Which is why I have
a question for you.
391
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,350
You ever consider
going into coaching?
392
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,020
Uh, what?
393
00:13:28,103 --> 00:13:29,563
You got the skillset
to be a great one.
394
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,773
Dependable,
diligent...
395
00:13:31,857 --> 00:13:33,191
And then he says
396
00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:34,943
I can do anything
I put my mind to.
397
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,404
That's brutal, man.
398
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:38,739
Man, somebody
get my man here
399
00:13:38,822 --> 00:13:39,990
another drink,
please.
400
00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:41,283
I mean,
he called me dutiful.
401
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,702
That's like what my
grandma calls my mom.
402
00:13:43,785 --> 00:13:44,953
That's real messed up.
403
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,414
Has Coach Erickson ever
called any of you guys dutiful?
404
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:48,915
Hell no.
405
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:50,625
The last thing
he called me was
406
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,252
"a rolling ball
of butcher knives."
407
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:54,546
Sapp!
408
00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:56,048
Hell of a game
you played.
409
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:58,050
Yo, what's up,
Uncle Luke, man!
410
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,843
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
411
00:14:00,093 --> 00:14:04,097
And Ray Ray!
Freshman tackling machine.
412
00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:06,183
Yeah, I told y'all I was gonna
put a hurtin' on 'em, Uncle I.
413
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,476
That sack on third down was like
414
00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:09,394
the most beautiful thing
I ever seen.
415
00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:11,063
And I've witnessed
a bluebird hatching.
416
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,398
Hello, Luther.
417
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,068
Luther? You one of my
mama's work friends?
418
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:18,862
Hey, fellas.
Quick question:
419
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,614
what is black, white,
and green?
420
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,657
You guys, me, and all the
money we're gonna make together.
421
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:23,950
Hey!
422
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,077
I like the way he talking.
423
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,328
Y'all know Drew,
right?
424
00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:28,330
Sports agent
for the stars.
425
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:29,706
Now when it's your turn
to go pro,
426
00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:32,000
he gon' make you
rich. That's right.
427
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,044
Hey, man.
How you doing?
428
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:36,505
Me?
Him?
429
00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:37,756
Yeah, you, big fella.
430
00:14:38,382 --> 00:14:40,050
Uh, yeah, good.
Great, glad to hear it.
431
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,218
Mind if I sit down?
432
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:42,677
Uh, yeah.
Sure.
433
00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:44,262
All right, cool. I'll
just steal your seat.
434
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:50,227
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I was
435
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:51,895
kinda running late
for this other meeting
436
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,231
with this, uh,
this other agent.
437
00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:56,024
All right,
I have everyone's number
438
00:14:56,108 --> 00:14:57,776
in this phone.
Name someone.
439
00:14:57,859 --> 00:14:58,860
Kevin Kline.
440
00:14:58,944 --> 00:14:59,945
Have it, boom!
441
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,321
Yo, it's in that?
It's in that?
442
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,656
Dude, that's crazy.
443
00:15:02,739 --> 00:15:04,574
If you said Phoebe Cates,
then I'd be impressed.
444
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:05,659
Phoebe Cates?
445
00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:06,743
Boom, gotcha!
446
00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:09,579
He got Phoebe Cates
in that mug!
447
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:13,041
I've always believed
that no good happens
448
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,292
without hard work.
449
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:15,627
But sometimes
accepting that
450
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,629
that's still
not enough,
451
00:15:17,712 --> 00:15:18,880
that's the tough one.
452
00:15:18,964 --> 00:15:20,340
So I take it things
didn't turn around
453
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:21,550
your senior season?
454
00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,843
Well, you know,
I played well.
455
00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,511
But I never got
the starting job,
456
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:25,971
and before you know it,
just like that,
457
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:28,515
my college football career
was over.
458
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:31,476
And it felt like
my dreams were, too.
459
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,687
And now let's talk
to Dwayne Johnson.
460
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,397
Thanks, Reggie.
Dwayne, how does it feel
461
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,982
to be "Mr. Irrelevant,"
462
00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,775
the last pick
in the NFL Draft?
463
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:40,777
Reggie?
Where's Chris Berman?
464
00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:42,028
He left six rounds ago.
465
00:15:42,446 --> 00:15:44,156
He had tickets to
The Unsinkable Molly Brown.
466
00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:45,240
Oh.
467
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:48,118
So, I bought you guys
a mobile home.
468
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,079
The open road
is my front yard.
469
00:15:51,163 --> 00:15:52,414
You should've
just kept the cash.
470
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,044
Okay, guys, gather up.
471
00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:03,675
Okay, we just have
472
00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,260
a couple of end-of-season
awards to give out,
473
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,720
but, first, I just want to say
474
00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:09,097
thank you for all of your
effort and your sacrifice,
475
00:16:09,181 --> 00:16:10,307
especially our seniors.
476
00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:16,480
So the MVP of our team
this year
477
00:16:16,563 --> 00:16:18,523
was also the recipient
of the Bronko Nagurski Award
478
00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:19,941
for best defensive player,
479
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,737
the Lombardi Award
for best lineman,
480
00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:25,947
First Team All-American,
481
00:16:26,031 --> 00:16:28,575
and the Big East
Defensive Player of the Year.
482
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:31,953
We all look forward to watching
him next year play in the NFL,
483
00:16:32,037 --> 00:16:33,038
Warren Sapp.
484
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,961
Appreciate you, Coach.
Appreciate you.
485
00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:43,632
Yo, I just want to say
thank you to all of you
486
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:46,092
for allowing me to outshine
y'all all these years.
487
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,806
Warren Sapp.
488
00:16:54,559 --> 00:16:56,102
Okay, and the next award.
489
00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:57,229
Coming all the way back from
490
00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:59,022
academic probation to earn
491
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,275
a 2.8 in general studies,
492
00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:04,110
Scholar of the Year,
Mr. Dwayne Johnson.
493
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:12,077
Dewey!
494
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,705
Hey, Coach,
is this your dad?
495
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,542
It's Benjamin Franklin, son.
496
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:20,544
Oh, of course.
Doesn't look like you at all.
497
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:27,509
All
right guys, we're out of here
498
00:17:27,592 --> 00:17:28,802
in three days.
I want everything packed...
499
00:17:28,885 --> 00:17:29,886
Like I've always done
500
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:31,888
when I don't know
what else to do,
501
00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:33,098
I go home.
502
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,267
My mom wasn't the only one
503
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,227
who was grinding out
a paycheck.
504
00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,187
My dad couldn't
book matches anymore,
505
00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:41,982
so he was teaching at
Skinny Jimmy's wrestling camp.
506
00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:43,608
Does this hurt,
Richard?
507
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:45,902
No.
I can tell.
508
00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:47,112
And so can the audience
509
00:17:47,195 --> 00:17:48,363
'cause you're not selling
worth a damn.
510
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,447
Here, let me show you.
511
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,865
Put me in a sleeper hold.
512
00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:55,328
Oh, my God, are you okay?
513
00:17:55,412 --> 00:17:56,997
Richard, I swear to God.
514
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,331
I'm selling.
515
00:17:58,623 --> 00:17:59,624
Right.
516
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,252
That Richard
is a disgrace.
517
00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,546
I wish I could go back in
time and kill his mother.
518
00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:06,089
At least
he's having fun.
519
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,924
He's got a good enough job
where he can afford
520
00:18:08,008 --> 00:18:09,134
to pay for these lessons.
521
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:10,594
What does it matter
if he's bad?
522
00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:11,720
All right, everybody.
Grab your partner.
523
00:18:11,803 --> 00:18:12,846
If it doesn't
matter to him,
524
00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:14,264
it doesn't
matter to me.
525
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,725
What matters to you, Dewey?
526
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,061
What matters to me?
527
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:22,063
Family.
528
00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:24,399
Doing something great.
529
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:26,943
Proving that
I got what it takes.
530
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:28,320
To do what?
531
00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:29,821
Whatever you got.
532
00:18:30,238 --> 00:18:32,824
You remind
me of your grandfather.
533
00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:35,327
He would say the
same thing. He did?
534
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:36,786
Everyone thought
535
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:38,913
that he was too short
to be a wrestler,
536
00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:40,081
so he won the title.
537
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,792
They thought that
wrestlers couldn't act,
538
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:45,086
so he got cast
in a James Bond movie.
539
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:47,797
And they thought
wrestlers were dumb,
540
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:50,467
so he started
his own promotion business.
541
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,844
He loved
being underestimated.
542
00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:55,764
Yeah, I admire that.
543
00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,308
Wish I felt that way.
544
00:18:58,975 --> 00:18:59,976
Life is tough.
545
00:19:00,352 --> 00:19:01,728
You must be tougher.
546
00:19:02,354 --> 00:19:04,564
People don't believe in
your dream?
547
00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:06,691
Good.
You prove them wrong.
548
00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:10,987
But what if they're right
and I'm the one that's wrong?
549
00:19:11,071 --> 00:19:12,656
You are not wrong.
550
00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,824
You're going to
take us with you.
551
00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:15,909
I know that.
552
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:17,744
You never give up.
553
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,205
We are all going
to make it.
554
00:19:23,541 --> 00:19:26,544
Time to go on a cool-down walk
so I don't choke out Richard.
555
00:19:26,628 --> 00:19:28,588
He got drunk and promised
his kid that he'd fight
556
00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:30,799
the ultimate warrior
at next year's WrestleMania.
557
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:34,469
I'm gonna head down to the
beach with my tire. Do some training.
558
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,137
I thought
football was over.
559
00:19:36,221 --> 00:19:38,390
The season's over, but
the NFL combine's coming up.
560
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:41,226
Got to make sure I put
on a show for those scouts.
561
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:44,771
Is that my championship ring?
562
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:47,023
Oh, I like to wear it
to the store.
563
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:49,442
So, yeah, sometimes
564
00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:52,737
there are things in life
you just can't control,
565
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:54,948
but my family was
never a variable.
566
00:19:55,031 --> 00:19:59,661
Okay, try this again.
Richard...
567
00:19:59,744 --> 00:20:01,204
They were always there.
568
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:15,969
So we provide a
discount on a rental car
569
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:17,971
if you commit to
a midsize or above.
570
00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:21,433
Uh, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to place you on a brief hold.
571
00:20:21,516 --> 00:20:22,559
Dewey,
what are you doing here?
572
00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:24,394
Just dropped by
to bring you this.
573
00:20:25,812 --> 00:20:27,814
Might not be able
to get you out of here yet,
574
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,482
but in the meantime,
I can at least make you
575
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:30,734
a little more comfortable.
576
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,653
Hey, why's she the only
one who gets one of those?
577
00:20:33,778 --> 00:20:35,029
Don't worry
about what she's getting.
578
00:20:35,113 --> 00:20:36,364
Know your role
and shut your mouth.
579
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,449
Get out of here, Carl.
580
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:39,117
Who's that
chiming-in bitch?
581
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,201
Carl.
582
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:42,287
Thank you
for the fan, baby.
583
00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:44,622
I love you.
584
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:48,418
Hey, it might take
a little longer,
585
00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:49,836
but I'm getting
to the pros, Mom.
586
00:20:51,212 --> 00:20:52,255
We're gonna make it.
587
00:20:53,173 --> 00:20:54,340
You know,
for four years,
588
00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:56,384
I had gone up against
future Hall-of-Famers.
589
00:20:56,468 --> 00:20:57,761
And I was good,
but I was never great.
590
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,180
But I still thought I was
good enough to get a shot,
591
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:01,514
and all I needed was
592
00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:03,933
one NFL team
who believed in me.
593
00:21:04,017 --> 00:21:06,644
So did an NFL team take a
chance on you? Did you get drafted?
594
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:09,981
Well, we'll save that story
for another time.
595
00:21:10,064 --> 00:21:11,149
Oh, okay, I can't
wait.
596
00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:12,233
It's a good one.
597
00:21:12,317 --> 00:21:13,985
Yeah, I won't have the
hard pear cider next time.
598
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:15,069
Cheers.
599
00:21:15,153 --> 00:21:16,154
Oh, yes, um...
600
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,162
There you go.
601
00:21:24,245 --> 00:21:26,080
Get it.
602
00:21:26,164 --> 00:21:28,041
Love it.
603
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:33,065
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