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During the debate,
if you're thirsty,
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don't hesitate to stop
and take a sip of water.
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Hydration is not weakness.
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Casey, I took on a tidal wave
with my bare hands in San Andreas.
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I'm good around water.
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At some point, they will ask you
what you want your legacy to be.
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Our polling of swing voters shows
your weakness is foreign policy,
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so you want
your legacy to be
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that you were tough but fair
on the Middle East.
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Got it, tough and fair
on the Middle East.
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Is it cool if I refer
to my opponent
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as a "Little Candy Ass"?
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I could say, "I'm gonna check
your little candy ass
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"into the Smackdown Hotel."
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I'm gonna go
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do something that's not...
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You having ideas, so--
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But good luck. Kill it.
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So, no, I'm not
for combining
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the police department
and the fire department
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into a super unit
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called "The Fire Police,"
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as cool as that sounds.
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Thank you,
Candidate Johnson.
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Let's move on
to the next question.
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If elected, what do you
want your legacy to be?
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Yes.
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Middle East.
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We'll begin with you,
Senator Taft.
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Well, as the great-great-
great grandson
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of President
William Howard Taft,
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I know a thing
or two about legacy.
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And carrying forward
that proud history,
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I'll turn pain
into strength
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and setbacks into victories.
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Meanwhile, my opponent
is a movie star
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who lets his stunt doubles
fight his battles for him.
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Okay, as a fitness
advocate,
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let me first point out
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that William Howard Taft
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was the only president
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to ever get stuck
in his own bathtub.
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I'm sorry, pics or it
didn't happen, Mr. Johnson.
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It's a fact.
The other fact, America,
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is that no one has had
to fight more than I have.
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I come from a long line
of fighters.
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Let me take a quick moment
to tell you a little story
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about my family.
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ADULT DWAYNE It
started with my grandmother,
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the first female wrestling
promoter in the country.
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No one was tougher than her.
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She set the tone.
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Lia. Lonnie McGill.
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Thank you for meeting me.
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Bob tells me you've been
calling the office
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every day since Battle Royale,
leaving messages.
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I wanna do what you do.
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After 40 years of slinging
insurance, I retired.
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And me and
the missus thought,
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"Why not finally do
something that we love?"
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So she's growing cucumbers,
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and I'm trying to get into
the wrestling promotion biz.
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And I figured,
who better to talk to
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than the Queen
of Hawaiian Wrestling?
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Nice story.
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Here's why
you're really here.
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You heard Greg Yao was
trying to steal my wrestlers.
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First, King Kong Bundy...
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He signed a deal
to wrestle for Yao.
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Then Junkyard Dog.
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He upgraded me
to the Radisson.
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He even tried
to take Rocky.
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It says "Number 1,"
'cause that's what you'll be
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when you sign with me.
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And you say, "Hey, I wanna
get in on that too."
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I'm sorry?
You see me as weak.
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"What's grandma gonna do?
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"Hit me with her purse?"
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That's what you say
to yourself.
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I... That doesn't
sound like me.
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You know how a queen
keeps her throne?
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By ruling with an iron fist.
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Excuse me.
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She's a bad Mama Jama
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ADULT DWAYNE Now, obviously,
my grandmother was not afraid
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to get her hands dirty.
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Neither was I.
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Damn.
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I need that.
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I need a boogie board.
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But sometimes
she would go too far,
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and she knew it.
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Today, my mom
left you mangoes.
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Look, she pre-sliced some
of them the way you like it.
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Why does she keep
leaving fruit?
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Why doesn't she
just talk to me?
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She's ashamed.
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She uses big fruit
to intimidate people,
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and small fruit
to apologize to people.
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She lets the fruit
do the talking.
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I can't believe
she thought I would stab her
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in the back and sign an
exclusive contract with Yao.
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I mean, if anything,
I'm the one that should be mad
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about that screw job she pulled
on me at the Battle Royale.
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Lia changed finish
last minute.
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I saw you with Yao.
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I double-cross you before you
could double-cross me!
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I did meet with Yao.
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You are a degenerate
scumbag loser
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with bad hair
and a cocaine problem.
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Oh.
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Rocky...
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Honey, yeah, I think
she does think you're mad.
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That's why
she feels so bad.
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Oh. Good.
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Ugh, that red light
is back.
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It's been blinking
since yesterday.
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It's driving me crazy!
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Just call the front desk.
They'll fix it.
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Or throw a towel over it.
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Oh, hey, I spoke with Vince
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about my run
in the New York territory.
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He wants to pair me up
with Tony Atlas,
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and if things go well,
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set us up to be future
tag team champs.
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Oh, remind me to call Tony,
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and tell him to stop talking
about women's feet in public.
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"Rocky Johnson,
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"WWF Tag Team Champion"
sounds pretty good.
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So does "Ata Johnson,
Star Search Champion."
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It's been a couple weeks.
When are you gonna hear back
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from that audition tape
you sent in?
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I'm not holding my breath.
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I'm sure they just
threw it in the trash.
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Hey, now you can't
think that way.
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Oh.
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Dewey, did you put this
under my pillow?
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That's where that is.
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I was looking for it.
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We've been through this.
You're too young.
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Ugh, not the
age thing again.
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Hey, careful!
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That towel is there
for a reason.
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I've seen kids half my age
riding these.
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You've seen a five year old on
the open ocean boogie boarding?
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Hey, remember when
Dewey was five,
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and I used to let him sit
on my lap
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and "drive" the car?
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What are you
talking about?
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I don't know.
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I just walked in
mid-conversation
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and wanted to be
in the mix.
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It started blinking
a day ago.
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I think you need
to replace the phone.
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Your phone's not broken.
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The red light means
you have a message.
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A message? But I
pressed the red light.
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Nothing happened.
No, no.
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You have to press the button
with the envelope.
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The envelope?
I thought that was
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to summon the mailman?
It's fine.
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I'm listening to your
message, right now.
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It's some lady named...
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Star Search?
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She loved your tape.
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She's inviting you
to come to Los Angeles
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for an in-person audition.
Oh, my God!
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What is it?
A spider?
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Star Search
loved my audition!
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Yay!
Yes!
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And the phone's not broken!
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Yay!
Yes!
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And your dry cleaning's
ready to be picked up.
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Uh...
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Uh-huh.
Okay, thank you.
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They're flying me
to LA tomorrow
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for the second round
of auditions.
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They want me to sing
my original song
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I auditioned with,
and prepare a second song,
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a cover.
My Sharon a.
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Don't Go Breaking
My Heart.
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I need to make a list
of emergency contacts.
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I need to write out
Dewey's allergies.
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Oh, you need to
forgive my mom.
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Oh, uh,
why is that a thing?
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Because it's time,
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and we need her to watch
Dewey while I'm gone.
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I'll get her to go
to the beach,
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find you a beautiful
apology seashell,
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she can rinse it
and wrap it...
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Babe, babe, babe,
babe, babe?
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I got time before Vince
needs me in New York.
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I can watch Dewey.
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You've never
watched me before.
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Boy, yes I have.
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No, you haven't.
Haven't I?
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Definitely not.
You haven't.
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Oh. Huh.
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Okay, well,
we'll start right now.
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It'll be easy.
The boy's 10,
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he's practically grown.
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He's still
a little boy.
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Who are you calling
a little boy?
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I can pick you up.
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Oh, hey, no, no,
no, no, no!
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Stop.
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Look, I was 13 when I
went out on my own.
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Now, I'm sure Dewey
can handle being watched
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by his own father
for a few days.
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Okay.
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Okay, yeah.
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You can have some
father-son bonding time.
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That's right, ah!
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The Johnson boys
are gonna hit the town!
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I'm only talking spaghetti
and go-carts, baby.
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Okay, so, I'd like
to bring us back
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to the boogie board idea.
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If Dad left home at 13,
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feels like I can lie down
on a piece of foam
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shaped like a PAC-MAN ghost
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and feel the joy
of being pushed by a wave.
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Okay. You can get
the boogie board.
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Yes!
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And to celebrate
my good news,
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I'm taking the family
to Lorenzo's tonight
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for a nice dinner.
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Great idea, baby!
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Ha, I love it.
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Ooh !
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That's how you do it, son.
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And I'm inviting
my mother.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Even though
it wasn't my mom's fight,
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she was the best at bringing
our family back together.
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I gotta say, Lia,
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this is one beautiful
apology shell. Thank you.
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Peter gave it to me
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when I caught him watching
women's volleyball.
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I'm so happy we squashed this.
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00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,047
I'll never doubt
your loyalty again.
260
00:08:22,131 --> 00:08:24,091
Ah, water under the bridge.
That's right.
261
00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:25,926
We are family.
Family.
262
00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:27,136
Always got your back.
263
00:08:27,219 --> 00:08:28,303
Your back will always
be had.
264
00:08:28,387 --> 00:08:29,388
Are you guys done?
265
00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:31,932
Can I please have some
of Grandma's attention now?
266
00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:33,517
Sorry.
Mmm, go ahead.
267
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,060
Look at my new
boogie board, Grandma!
268
00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:37,104
My goodness, sweetheart.
I love it!
269
00:08:37,187 --> 00:08:38,188
Her name's Tanya.
270
00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:39,273
So wonderful.
271
00:08:39,481 --> 00:08:41,734
I had something very similar
when I was a kid,
272
00:08:41,817 --> 00:08:43,527
but it was a piece
of driftwood.
273
00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:46,655
I can't believe
this is happening.
274
00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:48,115
I can't believe
I'm going to LA
275
00:08:48,198 --> 00:08:49,324
to try out for Star Search.
276
00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:51,410
That's wonderful,
la'u pepe.
277
00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:54,163
Your father used to say
your voice was so special.
278
00:08:54,288 --> 00:08:55,289
Thank you, Mom.
279
00:08:56,165 --> 00:08:57,332
You'd be so proud, Peter.
280
00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:58,751
This is all for you.
281
00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:00,544
And while you're gone,
282
00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,879
Rocky and I
are going to plot
283
00:09:01,962 --> 00:09:03,172
a revenge against Yao.
284
00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:04,631
I already took
his cowboy boots.
285
00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:06,467
He'll be feeling that
for a while.
286
00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:07,593
That's only the beginning.
287
00:09:07,968 --> 00:09:09,803
Next, we're gonna
crush his spirit.
288
00:09:09,887 --> 00:09:11,221
Mom, you can't do that.
289
00:09:11,305 --> 00:09:12,681
Yao is after our business.
290
00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:15,267
Your father's business
and our family legacy.
291
00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:18,437
In this family,
we stand up for ourselves.
292
00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:19,605
Isn't that right?
293
00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:20,731
That's right.
Definitely.
294
00:09:20,814 --> 00:09:21,940
He must pay.
295
00:09:22,274 --> 00:09:23,442
"He must pay"?
296
00:09:23,525 --> 00:09:25,360
What are you planning to do?
Nothing.
297
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,820
Then why are you
smiling like that?
298
00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:27,988
No reason.
299
00:09:34,203 --> 00:09:35,412
No!
300
00:09:37,081 --> 00:09:38,123
What?
301
00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:40,667
Oh, my God.
302
00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:42,503
My bird of fire!
303
00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,463
My Greek gods and goddesses!
304
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:47,341
Sugar's corrosive
on a clear coat!
305
00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:49,802
Just declined the insurance
on these.
306
00:09:53,347 --> 00:09:54,640
Now,
some fights you choose...
307
00:09:56,391 --> 00:09:58,602
And some fights,
they choose you.
308
00:10:01,855 --> 00:10:04,274
Hey. I'm Sebi.
309
00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,235
Hi, Sebi.
I'm Dewey,
310
00:10:06,318 --> 00:10:07,945
and this is my
boogie board...
311
00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:09,738
Kenny wants to fight you.
312
00:10:10,405 --> 00:10:11,657
I
didn't know who Kenny was
313
00:10:11,740 --> 00:10:13,158
or even why he wanted
to fight me,
314
00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:14,535
but, like my grandmother said,
315
00:10:14,618 --> 00:10:16,662
in our family, we always
stand up for ourselves.
316
00:10:17,037 --> 00:10:18,664
Hell yeah,
I'll fight him.
317
00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,166
Who's Kenny?
That's Kenny.
318
00:10:24,753 --> 00:10:27,172
By the way, I'm not
affiliated with him.
319
00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:29,133
He stole my shaved ice
and said
320
00:10:29,633 --> 00:10:30,801
he wouldn't give it
back until I...
321
00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:33,178
Can't talk.
My ride's here.
322
00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,226
You missed that one!
323
00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:40,686
I know, Sebi!
324
00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:45,440
I know it's not your way
325
00:10:45,941 --> 00:10:47,526
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
326
00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:49,736
I know you said this is the
perfect acoustic chamber
327
00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,238
for you to practice
your song,
328
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,574
but it's also the perfect
chamber for something else,
329
00:10:53,699 --> 00:10:54,700
if you know what I mean.
330
00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:55,868
I just need
five more minutes.
331
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,412
You know what?
I love you so much,
332
00:10:58,495 --> 00:10:59,872
I'll give you six.
333
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,624
Not your way
334
00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,585
They took Tanya!
335
00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:06,378
Who's Tanya?
My boogie board.
336
00:11:06,587 --> 00:11:07,588
Who did?
337
00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:11,466
Kenny, heard you wanted
to fight.
338
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,885
You're in my surf spot.
339
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,469
If you don't want
to get your ass kicked,
340
00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:15,554
you gotta pay the price.
341
00:11:15,637 --> 00:11:17,347
Pay the price?
What price?
342
00:11:17,472 --> 00:11:18,557
Fifty bucks.
343
00:11:18,807 --> 00:11:19,975
And your boogie board.
344
00:11:20,142 --> 00:11:21,727
Well, I don't have
any money,
345
00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,146
so, you sure as hell
ain't getting that.
346
00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:25,439
So...
347
00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:27,900
Looks like we're gonna
have to settle this another way.
348
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:29,443
I was ready to fight Kenny.
349
00:11:29,818 --> 00:11:31,320
Hey, yo.
Check this kid out.
350
00:11:32,654 --> 00:11:34,114
But Kenny rolls deep.
351
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,034
Thinks he can take on
the local boys.
352
00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:38,202
Uh-oh.
353
00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:39,286
Your board...
354
00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:43,749
Is gonna make a great present
for my mistress.
355
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,960
They cut my leash, took
my board, and beat my ass.
356
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:49,630
They were gonna bury me
up to my neck in the sand,
357
00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:51,006
but I ran away.
358
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,300
I'm sorry, Dad.
Hey.
359
00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:55,469
Never apologize for
standing up for yourself.
360
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,804
Oh, no, I wasn't
apologizing about that.
361
00:11:58,013 --> 00:11:59,514
I was saying sorry
because I lost.
362
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,433
Oh, okay, good.
Yeah, I'm glad I fought.
363
00:12:01,516 --> 00:12:04,436
Good, good.
Um, listen, Dewey.
364
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,231
Let's not tell your mom
about this.
365
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,483
She's got a lot
going on right now,
366
00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:11,109
and we don't
want her to worry.
367
00:12:11,276 --> 00:12:13,362
But as soon as she leaves
for the airport,
368
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,364
you and I will deal
with those kids.
369
00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,785
Lia? Yao called.
370
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:21,662
He says he wants to have
a sit-down with you.
371
00:12:21,787 --> 00:12:23,330
I think our threats worked.
372
00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:25,374
He says he wants
to end this beef.
373
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,168
I already know
what I'm gonna wear.
374
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:38,929
Lia. Bob.
375
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,431
Greg. Drab boots.
376
00:12:41,765 --> 00:12:43,267
They're temporary.
Okay?
377
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,935
I'm having new ones
custom-made.
378
00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:46,895
I'm just waiting for this
special African yellow dye...
379
00:12:46,979 --> 00:12:49,022
We're indoors,
take your hat off.
380
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:50,357
And show some respect.
381
00:12:51,566 --> 00:12:53,318
I know you're the one
who's been threatening me
382
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:54,486
and damaging my property.
383
00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:56,613
Then you stay away
from my wrestlers.
384
00:12:57,114 --> 00:12:59,032
I run the Hawaii territory,
385
00:12:59,116 --> 00:13:01,368
and if you want to put on
a match, you go through me.
386
00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:02,953
I don't
work for you anymore.
387
00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:04,705
You think because
you take my wrestlers
388
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:05,789
that we are equals?
389
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,375
I am a shark,
and you are...
390
00:13:08,917 --> 00:13:11,086
Bob, what's the name
of those small fish?
391
00:13:11,378 --> 00:13:12,713
Guppy.
No, no, no.
392
00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:14,673
The ones that attach
themselves to the sharks
393
00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,133
and eat their leftovers.
394
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,218
Oh, remora?
Yes.
395
00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:19,720
You are remora.
396
00:13:20,012 --> 00:13:21,972
And you eat
what I let you eat.
397
00:13:22,347 --> 00:13:23,557
You know,
this business is tough.
398
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,267
People die in this business.
399
00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:28,103
My husband, he died
because of this business.
400
00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:30,147
Didn't Peter die of cancer?
401
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:31,773
He died how I say he died!
402
00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:33,984
Okay. Fine.
403
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:35,569
Just tell me
what you want me to do.
404
00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:36,778
Pay.
405
00:13:36,862 --> 00:13:39,197
You rent the rings
and the venues through me.
406
00:13:39,406 --> 00:13:40,615
You book my wrestlers,
407
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:43,035
and you pay my tribute fee
of $5,000.
408
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,661
I don't have that kind
of money lying around.
409
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:45,787
Then get it!
410
00:13:45,871 --> 00:13:47,873
Hi, Lia. What are
you having today?
411
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:48,999
Oh, good morning, Marisa.
412
00:13:49,082 --> 00:13:51,710
I'll have silver dollar
pancakes short stack
413
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:53,211
with a side of sausage.
414
00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:54,504
Home fries with gravy.
415
00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:55,714
I'll have a Cobb salad...
416
00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:57,299
No, no, nothing for him.
He's leaving.
417
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,969
Hey, you tell Bob
when you have it.
418
00:14:30,582 --> 00:14:32,667
And I keep some extra
money in a coffee can
419
00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:33,919
in the closet,
just in case.
420
00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:35,462
Oh, don't let Dewey
eat too many mangoes.
421
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,381
He's mildly allergic.
He gets puffy lips.
422
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,841
Please check in on my mom.
She's under so much pressure.
423
00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:41,635
I'm really worried
about her. I will.
424
00:14:41,718 --> 00:14:43,512
You just concentrate
on this audition.
425
00:14:43,804 --> 00:14:45,889
I'm gonna blow
the doors off Star Search.
426
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,099
Oh, I know that's right.
427
00:14:47,182 --> 00:14:48,183
I'm so proud of you!
428
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,020
Oh.
Good luck, Mom.
429
00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:54,314
Oh, I'm gonna miss
you so much. Hmm.
430
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:55,857
I'll see you
in a few days, okay?
431
00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,567
See you in a few days.
Well, hopefully not.
432
00:14:58,485 --> 00:15:00,070
What do you mean?
I mean,
433
00:15:00,237 --> 00:15:01,530
hopefully this is just
the beginning.
434
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,699
You kill the audition,
they put you on the show,
435
00:15:04,783 --> 00:15:07,244
a label signs you,
you go on tour!
436
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:08,829
I mean, how cool
would that be?
437
00:15:09,037 --> 00:15:10,580
Both of us on tour,
you with your music,
438
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,249
me with the WWF?
439
00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:13,792
Okay, let's not get
ahead of ourselves.
440
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,293
But that's
the dream, right?
441
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:17,838
Right. I... I...
442
00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:21,508
So, if we're on tour,
what about Dewey?
443
00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,844
Uh, he'll split time
between me and you.
444
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,095
Sometimes he'll stay
with your mom.
445
00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:26,263
We'll figure it out.
446
00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:28,515
So, I just wouldn't
see him half the time?
447
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,934
No, no, not half.
448
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,561
You wouldn't see him, like,
40% of the time.
449
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,604
But... But don't worry about
that right now.
450
00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:36,690
That's in the future.
This is just the beginning.
451
00:15:36,773 --> 00:15:38,775
Yeah. It's just the
beginning. Mmm-hmm.
452
00:15:39,943 --> 00:15:41,194
Okay.
All right, bye, baby.
453
00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:42,612
I love you both so much.
Bye, Mom.
454
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:44,448
Now, you drive safe.
You got precious cargo.
455
00:15:44,531 --> 00:15:45,824
Bye, babe. There she goes. Bye.
456
00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:51,580
Bye!
457
00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:53,665
All right. Show me those
punks who jumped you.
458
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:59,880
Let me tell you, if
you were ever jumped by a gang of bullies
459
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:02,174
you wanted Rocky Johnson
in your corner.
460
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,508
There they are.
Hey!
461
00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,052
Heard y'all jumped my boy.
462
00:16:06,303 --> 00:16:08,013
That's a bitch-ass move.
463
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,181
Eight against one.
464
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:10,849
Now, listen up.
My son
465
00:16:10,932 --> 00:16:13,018
would kick the crap
out of any one of you
466
00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:15,270
one-on-one, and
he'll do it right now.
467
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,354
Uh...
468
00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:17,814
And I heard one of
y'all pulled a knife!
469
00:16:17,939 --> 00:16:18,940
No one pulled
a knife on your...
470
00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,108
You shut the hell up!
471
00:16:20,942 --> 00:16:22,319
Y'all like knives, huh?
472
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,321
Well...
473
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,698
I got the knife now.
474
00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:29,910
That's what I thought.
475
00:16:30,285 --> 00:16:32,078
Dewey!
Get your board.
476
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,835
All right!
Dewey and Dewey's dad!
477
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,629
Sebi, are you okay?
478
00:16:40,879 --> 00:16:42,964
I'm buried straight down,
but I'm fine.
479
00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:44,341
I'm clapping right now.
480
00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:46,092
You can't see, but I am.
481
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,803
Anytime, one-on-one.
482
00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:50,055
Anytime.
483
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,643
Dad, that was amazing.
484
00:16:54,726 --> 00:16:56,269
Bye, Dewey!
Thank you, Dew.
485
00:16:56,895 --> 00:16:59,272
We believe in standing up
for ourselves in this family.
486
00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:01,900
But sometimes, the fight
isn't always fair.
487
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,528
When that happens, know
I always got your back.
488
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,656
Dad, do you wanna
go boogie boarding with me?
489
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:10,158
No, son. You know I
don't like to get my hair wet.
490
00:17:13,828 --> 00:17:17,707
Aloha. Flight
24 will be boarding shortly.
491
00:17:23,547 --> 00:17:24,548
You into surfing?
492
00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:25,799
Oh.
493
00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:28,843
No, I just got my son one
of those, uh, boogie boards.
494
00:17:29,094 --> 00:17:30,303
Uh, that'll be $6.50.
495
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,264
He's not here
with me. My son.
496
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,975
But I thought he'd like
the magazine when I get back.
497
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:36,518
I'm only gone a few days.
498
00:17:36,601 --> 00:17:38,603
And, you know, if I have
to be gone longer next time,
499
00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:39,980
we'll figure it out.
500
00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:42,107
I mean, when I was growing up,
we traveled all the time.
501
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,442
My dad was a wrestler and
my mom and I were on the road
502
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,319
constantly with him,
and it was fine.
503
00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:49,781
Of course, my mom
was always with me.
504
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:52,742
She was that steady presence.
505
00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:56,496
I remember
that made me feel like
506
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:58,290
no matter where we were,
507
00:17:58,415 --> 00:17:59,624
that was home.
508
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,210
That's sweet.
509
00:18:03,587 --> 00:18:05,130
Please take the change
from my hand.
510
00:18:14,806 --> 00:18:16,766
Mom? What are you
doing here?
511
00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:18,143
I have bad news.
512
00:18:18,518 --> 00:18:20,103
Star Search called
and changed their mind.
513
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,396
Really?
514
00:18:21,605 --> 00:18:23,732
Wait, they called you
at the airport?
515
00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:26,318
Yep. Announced it
over the loudspeaker.
516
00:18:27,527 --> 00:18:29,237
Said they made a mistake
and accepted
517
00:18:29,321 --> 00:18:30,447
too many talented people,
518
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:33,158
but they're gonna keep me
in mind for the future.
519
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:34,743
I'm sorry, Mom.
520
00:18:35,118 --> 00:18:36,661
Are you sad?
No.
521
00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:38,830
Because now I get
to be here with you.
522
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:40,290
Mmm.
523
00:18:40,665 --> 00:18:42,417
Did you have some good
bonding time with your dad?
524
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,669
Yeah. We had fun
at the beach.
525
00:18:46,171 --> 00:18:47,964
Is that a knife?
Let's sing a song together.
526
00:18:49,049 --> 00:18:50,091
Sure.
527
00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,552
Your favorite? Yeah.
528
00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:57,390
Don't go
breaking my heart
529
00:18:57,474 --> 00:18:59,976
I couldn't if I tried
530
00:19:01,853 --> 00:19:05,023
Oh, honey,
if I get restless...
531
00:19:05,649 --> 00:19:08,109
Baby, you're not that kind
532
00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,657
Don't go breaking
my heart
533
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,617
Ultimately,
my mom decided the fight
534
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,619
to become a star could wait.
535
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,538
It wasn't worth losing
these moments with her family.
536
00:19:24,876 --> 00:19:26,795
Francine, go pee-pee
for Mama.
537
00:19:26,878 --> 00:19:28,630
No, don't lick my shoes.
538
00:19:28,797 --> 00:19:30,090
Go pee-pee.
539
00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:31,257
Hey, Lia.
540
00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,593
Hey. Where's Dewey?
541
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,136
He's relaxing
at the hotel.
542
00:19:35,553 --> 00:19:38,306
But I got these for you.
543
00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:40,850
Ooh. Yao's boots.
544
00:19:41,184 --> 00:19:42,769
Look how they glow
in the moonlight.
545
00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:45,939
Ooh, look how the pores in
the leather accept the dye.
546
00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:47,440
Mmm !
547
00:19:47,607 --> 00:19:50,235
Anyway, how is everything?
You okay?
548
00:19:50,652 --> 00:19:53,321
I think I finally got
everything under control.
549
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:54,531
Good.
550
00:19:54,906 --> 00:19:56,574
'Cause Ata was worried
about some of the stuff
551
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:57,867
you were saying
at the restaurant.
552
00:19:58,076 --> 00:19:59,828
I shouldn't have said
those things in front of her.
553
00:20:00,537 --> 00:20:04,165
But, you know, Peter built
Polynesian Pacific Pro Wrestling.
554
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,544
And I won't let it
be torn down.
555
00:20:07,836 --> 00:20:10,964
No one can question, you
are one badass woman, Lia.
556
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:12,924
Respected,
feared,
557
00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:14,801
loathed,
and loved.
558
00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:16,803
I like that.
559
00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,680
Put it on a T-shirt.
560
00:20:18,805 --> 00:20:21,307
Come on. Help me
put on my new boots.
561
00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:30,900
Sometimes, when
you think a fight has just been won,
562
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:33,987
you find out it's only
just beginning.
563
00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:41,035
Did you hear, FBI?
Did you get it?
564
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,954
We got her asking you
for a tribute fee,
565
00:20:43,037 --> 00:20:44,539
which sounds to me
like extortion.
566
00:20:44,748 --> 00:20:46,124
Yes, good!
567
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,084
So you can arrest her?
Yeah.
568
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:49,753
If we can get more,
we have a better chance
569
00:20:49,836 --> 00:20:51,337
of making sure
the charges stick.
570
00:20:52,797 --> 00:20:54,048
My
grandmother didn't know it,
571
00:20:54,132 --> 00:20:56,426
but her biggest fight
was yet to come.
572
00:20:58,136 --> 00:21:00,096
My whole life,
I've watched my family
573
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,765
fight to keep what's theirs,
574
00:21:01,848 --> 00:21:03,349
fight to keep us together,
575
00:21:03,516 --> 00:21:05,018
and fight to keep
their dreams alive.
576
00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:07,645
And, as President,
I will follow their example,
577
00:21:08,021 --> 00:21:10,148
and I will always fight
for the American people.
578
00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:12,442
And that's what I hope
my legacy will be.
579
00:21:12,984 --> 00:21:14,736
That was your
"quick story"?
580
00:21:15,111 --> 00:21:17,489
You exceeded your allotted
time by, what, 20 minutes?
581
00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:19,491
Yes. Thank you
very much.
582
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,661
Thank you,
candidate Johnson.
583
00:21:24,662 --> 00:21:25,705
Let's move on
to the next question.
584
00:21:25,729 --> 00:21:30,729
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