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How's the energy?
Not good.
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People are very upset.
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And our polling numbers?
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Down in the Northeast.
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Let's hope this works.
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Well, let me start by saying
how deeply sorry I am.
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I made a mistake yesterday
here while at a campaign stop
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at Philly's Prize.
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I ordered a cheese steak...
protein style.
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The Amoroso roll
locks in the flavor!
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You're right to be upset,
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and I never meant
to disrespect anyone
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by eating a bowl
of meat and Whiz.
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I've learned that...
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a person isn't defined by the
mistakes that they've made,
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but how they respond to them.
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You know, it's a lesson I
learned not too far from here
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when I was 15,
living in Bethlehem.
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I was fighting,
stealing, lying.
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You must be rich.
Yeah.
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And all around
just messing up.
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I can't believe it.
He stood me up.
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But I really liked this girl,
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and I was desperate for her
to give me a second chance.
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What the hell?
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It's 6: 15 in the morning.
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I know, but you won't
answer my calls.
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I'm sorry for standing
you up the other night.
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I wanted to meet you,
but I had family stuff.
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Please let me
make it up to you.
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Karen, someone's
at the door for you.
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Dwayne, what are
you doing here?
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It's 6: 15 in the morning.
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What's happening?
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Oh, that was
my twin sister Lisa.
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She goes to St. Francis.
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She and the nuns
have been at odds
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so she's been
in a bad mood lately.
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I didn't know you had a twin.
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There's a lot you don't
know about me.
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Maybe if you'd shown up
for our date...
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I'm sorry. Like I told your,
your sister,
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I didn't mean to stand
you up, but my mom...
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I have to get ready
for school.
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And my
dad, well,
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he was trying to make up
for his own mistakes, too.
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Ah, cockroach !
Hey, hey, no, no, no.
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It's not a cockroach. It's
just a rose in full bloom.
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Dewey went out
for an early run.
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We have the house
to ourselves.
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The music is playing,
and I can give you a massage.
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Ah, no, it's okay.
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I'll just sing to myself
while I stretch.
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We need to get
ready for work.
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Babe, I swear
I wasn't partying
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at that wrestling convention.
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I had to stay overnight
for meetings.
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Come on, Rocky, we're
all going to the bar.
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Sounds like
an important meeting.
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Babe, wrestling deals are made
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over a six pack of beer
and country...
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It's just hard
to hear you partying
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while I'm here trying to
parent our son and pay our bills,
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which is why we can't
be late for work.
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You should return that rose.
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We can't afford romantic
flowers right now.
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Babe.
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What are you doing?
Stop eating jam.
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We're out of breakfast stuff.
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I told you if we run
out of something,
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write it down
on the grocery list.
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I did.
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Morning. What's
going on? Girl troubles.
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Our son was eating jam
straight from the jar.
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Oh, that's Gabe.
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Gotta go.
Need a ride to school?
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No, no, no, no, it's cool.
I have a ride.
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What's up?
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Ah, this car would not be
popular with the ladies,
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but it would be hilarious
in a police chase.
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Your car is a real
embarrassment, Gabe.
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Yeah, it's kind of for work.
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Do you think it's okay
that I left it in the alley?
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Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about that.
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Nobody touching
that piece of garbage.
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Now this, this is a car.
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See these seats?
Genuine leather.
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The dash,
that is tortoise shell.
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You know how you can tell?
'Cause of the pattern.
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Because of the pattern.
Real nice, Mr. Johnson.
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Yeah, sorry I can't
let you sit down.
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Next time, bring a towel
or wear pants without rivets.
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Oh, I'm good.
Happy to hover.
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My quads are burning,
but it's a good burn.
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Wait till Karen sees you
pull up to school in this car.
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Make her forget
you stood her up.
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Yeah.
Oh.
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Baby's running
low on fuel.
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Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
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Ugh, I'm a little
light this morning.
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Hey, Gabe, you got a couple
extra bucks I can borrow?
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Oh, I got my dad's gas card
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but I'm only supposed to use
it for the pizza car.
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I won't tell if you won't.
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Can someone scratch
my nose for me?
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Have a good day at
school, and when your friends ask,
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she's a 1987
Lincoln Continental...
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Givenchy Designer Series.
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Breakin' away
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What an exit.
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No, dude, dude,
let's not walk by the field.
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Let's use the side
entrance. Why?
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The assistant football
coaches are out,
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and they won't leave me alone.
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They're always harassing me.
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Dude, what are you
talking about?
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All right, fine.
I'll show you.
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Let's go!
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Hey, champ.
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Where you walking to
on those big legs?
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Is your father a 747?
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'Cause you got
a hell of a wingspan.
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Damn, son, you got a body
like a fillet mignon.
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It's rare.
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Come on. Don't be like that.
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Just run a cone drill.
Five minutes.
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Hey, knock it off,
will you, guys?
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Leave the kid alone.
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Sorry, Coach Cwik.
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Unbelievable, right?
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What's the big deal, man?
They want you to play.
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Man, the only
game I'm interested in playing
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is trying to get
another shot with Karen.
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Ah, so you playing
the deadliest game, love.
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What the...
What are y'all staring at?
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What are you doing?
Diane won't notice.
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You sound just like Dewey.
She's definitely gonna notice.
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Uh-oh, they're the wrong way.
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They should be face
forward, bum to the wall.
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I like to feel seen.
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Wow, this place looks so
great, and so fast.
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Well, we have
four hands now,
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so we'll be able to
get things done a lot quicker.
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Ata, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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I'm finally going
to the Galapagos!
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I'm going to be part of
an immersive nature experience
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where you observe wildlife
up close, like Darwin.
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I have to get special shoes
so I don't slip on the rocks.
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Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
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I told you you needed
to treat yourself.
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I'll be gone two months.
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I know that money is a concern
so I wanna pay you extra today
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along with all the
perishables in my fridge.
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Oh, no, no,
that's not necessary.
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I insist,
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and I'll call you
the moment I get back.
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Oh, have a great trip.
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I hope you like
root vegetables
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because I went crazy
at the farmers market.
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I was shopping nervous.
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Well, if you're gonna stare,
I'ma give you a show.
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Oh, there it is.
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No, we're not talking to him.
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Hi, can I speak to Karen
for a second?
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Are you gonna be okay, Karen?
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I'm okay. Thanks, Karen.
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Karen's strong.
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Bonnie out.
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But Bonnie watching.
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I'm so sorry for bailing
on dinner the other night.
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Please give me
a second chance.
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Here, I got you something
to apologize.
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I love animals
wearing sunglasses.
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I know. You told me
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when we watched The Tonight
Show together on the phone.
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Okay, I'll give you
another chance.
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Yes! Babe, that's amazing.
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If you show me that you take
this relationship seriously.
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Yeah.
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Have me over for dinner with
your parents Friday night.
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Why? Haven't you
already met my dad?
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For, like, one second.
I wanna meet your mom.
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And I'm not getting
stood up again,
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so I'm coming
to where you live.
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Look, I like you,
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but either you think
I'm parent-meeting material,
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or we're done.
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Okay, fine.
I'll pick you up at 6:00.
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5:30.
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I'm doing this thing
where I don't eat lunch,
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so I'll be a grump by 6:00.
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See you Friday.
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So?
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Karen wants to come over
and have dinner with my parents.
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Yo, that's great, man
! No, dude, it's terrible.
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She thinks I'm rich.
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She's gonna find out
I've been lying.
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She can't see where I live.
It's embarrassing.
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Well, dude, maybe she
won't care about that.
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She's gonna care
about it, man.
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You haven't seen her house.
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Looks like the bad guy's house
in a kid's movie.
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God, I gotta find a bathroom.
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Oh, anxiety butt?
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I had that bad
during PSATs, dude.
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Boy's room is
right over there.
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Those stalls are too small.
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Only seven weeks
till spring break.
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Let's not talk, man.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
I'll catch you later.
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All right.
Take it slow.
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The thought of
Karen coming over was messing me up.
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Unfortunately,
I made the mistake
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of taking it out
on the wrong person.
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Coach Cwik.
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What the hell
are you doing in here?
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This is the teachers' lounge!
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I'm too big for the
regular bathrooms.
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Boy, you better
get the hell out.
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No one else is
even in here. Out.
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Man, today is not the day.
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Make me say it one more time,
we'll have a real problem.
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Okay, sure.
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I'll leave...
after I wash my hands.
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Oh, you're gonna be
a son of a bitch?
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I'll call the principal.
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Principal Bogg?
Uh-huh.
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Tell him Officer Dwayne
Johnson said what's up.
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Pass me a paper towel.
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Know what, never mind.
I'll get my own.
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Get out!
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Later, boss.
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Do you want me
to put in a tape?
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00:09:59,269 --> 00:10:02,481
I got some Neil Diamond,
Earth, Wind & Fire...
254
00:10:02,564 --> 00:10:05,025
Why do I feel like I'm the
only one who's worried?
255
00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,819
Diane was our
twice-a-week client.
256
00:10:06,902 --> 00:10:09,863
Losing her is a big hit,
and rent is due next week.
257
00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:12,741
Babe, we always
figure this out.
258
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,910
I'm gonna see Afa and Sika
at the gym later.
259
00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,745
I'll see if they got
any local matches coming up.
260
00:10:16,829 --> 00:10:18,413
And we should ask around,
find out if anyone
261
00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:20,082
needs a cleaning service. Mmm.
262
00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:22,709
Maybe put an ad in the paper,
although that costs money.
263
00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,796
Everything costs money.
264
00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,382
This bag smells.
265
00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:31,760
You called him boss after
you shoulder-checked him?
266
00:10:31,844 --> 00:10:34,221
Power move.
I was just pissed off.
267
00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:36,223
It's this Karen dinner.
It's making me crazy.
268
00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:37,975
Well, did you tell your
parents she's coming over?
269
00:10:38,058 --> 00:10:39,351
I'll tell my dad
at the gym later.
270
00:10:39,434 --> 00:10:40,936
Maybe he can help me
figure out what to do.
271
00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:42,187
Maybe if you ask your mom
272
00:10:42,271 --> 00:10:43,730
to make you something
fancy for dinner,
273
00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:45,774
then Karen won't
notice your apartment.
274
00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,568
Fancy like what?
Like turkey burgers?
275
00:10:47,651 --> 00:10:49,486
Turkey burgers?
276
00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,737
You give a girl
a turkey burger,
277
00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:51,989
she should spit in your face.
278
00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:53,824
I mean, you can
make it classy,
279
00:10:53,907 --> 00:10:55,325
you know, with, like,
a salad or something.
280
00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,828
Turkey makes you sleep,
and it makes you fart, Dwayne.
281
00:10:57,911 --> 00:10:59,580
You looking to sleep and fart,
282
00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:01,123
or you looking
to have a little fun?
283
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,000
Fine. Then what
should we have?
284
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,377
I got three words,
Linguini and clams.
285
00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,713
Nah, I don't think...
Listen to me.
286
00:11:07,796 --> 00:11:09,590
Women go wild for
Linguini and clams.
287
00:11:09,673 --> 00:11:11,175
Clams are an aphrodisiac.
288
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:14,469
Something about them on top of
Linguini drives women crazy.
289
00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:17,598
Something in the sauce,
it mixes with their DNA.
290
00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:19,183
I don't know
'cause I'm not a doctor.
291
00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,726
I don't know
if it's the electrons
292
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:22,102
or the hormones or what,
293
00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:23,770
but when clam juice
and Linguini
294
00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:24,980
hits a woman's bloodstream,
295
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,440
huh...
296
00:11:26,523 --> 00:11:28,066
All hell breaks loose.
297
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,277
If it works so good, then why
isn't it on our menu?
298
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,446
'Cause we don't have
insurance for that!
299
00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:35,282
A bunch of crazy women
ripping our seats out?
300
00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,201
Come on!
301
00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:38,827
Sorry.
302
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,124
Bye.
303
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,584
Ata.
304
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,461
Hi. Look, before
you say anything,
305
00:11:47,544 --> 00:11:48,962
Toby's been let go.
306
00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,130
We had no idea
about his history
307
00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:52,132
when we hired him,
and what can I say?
308
00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:55,510
He's a master
manipulator. Who's Toby?
309
00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:56,970
So you're here
for a class?
310
00:11:57,054 --> 00:12:00,474
No, actually, I need to
cancel my platinum jazz plan.
311
00:12:00,557 --> 00:12:01,767
Oh.
312
00:12:01,850 --> 00:12:04,186
It's not that I
don't love it. I do.
313
00:12:04,269 --> 00:12:05,854
It's just a bit too
much money right now.
314
00:12:05,938 --> 00:12:07,814
Oh, okay.
315
00:12:07,898 --> 00:12:09,566
Um, I don't know if
you read the fine print
316
00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:11,026
on your Jazz port
membership card,
317
00:12:11,109 --> 00:12:12,694
but there are no refunds.
318
00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,488
Come on, Stephanie.
It's me.
319
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,785
Okay, I am not
supposed to do this,
320
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:21,662
but I can offer you
321
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,705
10% off your next
platinum plan
322
00:12:23,789 --> 00:12:24,998
if you renew today.
323
00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:26,959
We take cash, check,
or credit card.
324
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:28,335
The only thing
we no longer accept
325
00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:29,461
is Toby bucks.
326
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:33,632
Fellas.
Hey.
327
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:35,759
Hey, y'all talk to Hal?
328
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,678
He got any local matches
on the horizon?
329
00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:39,263
Nah, he's got
nothing coming up.
330
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:42,849
Hmm, all right, well, you hear
anything, let me know.
331
00:12:44,309 --> 00:12:45,435
Hey, Dad.
332
00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:48,021
Uncle Afa, Uncle Sika.
Hello, Dewey.
333
00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:51,817
Dewey, give me a spot.
Mustache coming in strong.
334
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:54,027
That weight was too light.
335
00:12:54,111 --> 00:12:55,445
Hey, I need to
ask you something.
336
00:12:56,697 --> 00:12:58,198
I got a problem
with this girl.
337
00:12:59,408 --> 00:13:02,786
Oh. Uh, okay.
338
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,705
You and this lady
had some fun,
339
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:06,790
but now there are consequences,
and you need help dealing...
340
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,710
No, Dad, Karen wants to come
over for dinner tomorrow night.
341
00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:13,839
Well, I'm relieved
to hear that, son.
342
00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:15,215
You scared me
for a second, there, Dewey.
343
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:17,009
What a wild few
seconds that was.
344
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:19,219
But her family's rich,
and I sort of led her
345
00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:21,221
to believe that I was
rich too, and now...
346
00:13:21,305 --> 00:13:23,181
The chickens have
come home to roost.
347
00:13:23,265 --> 00:13:25,434
I understand.
348
00:13:25,517 --> 00:13:27,394
You were working a gimmick,
and you cornered yourself.
349
00:13:27,477 --> 00:13:29,271
I guess I should just come
clean to her then, right?
350
00:13:29,354 --> 00:13:30,564
Wrong, son.
351
00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:31,898
What you gotta do
352
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:34,860
is work the gimmick
even harder.
353
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,208
'Sup, Karen?
354
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:51,418
Or Lisa?
355
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,545
No, it's me, Karen.
356
00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:54,796
Lisa's in a room
with my parents.
357
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,923
She just told them
she's a lesbian.
358
00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:58,175
Nice car.
359
00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:02,137
Thanks. It's a Lincoln Continental
Givenchy Designer Series.
360
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,597
I've never seen you
drive this to school.
361
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,557
You know, a lot of kids
bombing around there
362
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,933
with their learner's permits.
363
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,518
I don't trust them
around my baby.
364
00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:11,229
I brought eclairs.
365
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:13,398
The cream is
called Chantilly,
366
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:15,400
which is also what I want
to call my daughter.
367
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:16,943
Beautiful.
368
00:14:21,365 --> 00:14:24,076
I'm planning to go
to Barbizon Modeling School
369
00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:26,828
after I graduate.
That makes sense!
370
00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:28,288
You're so pretty!
371
00:14:28,372 --> 00:14:29,581
Thank you.
372
00:14:29,664 --> 00:14:31,375
Can we turn this music down?
373
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:34,628
Sorry, I was just
trying to show you
374
00:14:34,711 --> 00:14:35,962
the six-speaker stereo.
375
00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:37,297
Most cars only
have four so...
376
00:14:37,381 --> 00:14:39,591
Anyway, I got discovered
eating a chocolate bar
377
00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:40,842
at Hershey Park.
378
00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:42,177
I'm planning on being
a catalog model
379
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:43,387
because they don't have
380
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,971
the same height
requirements as runway,
381
00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:46,098
and I'm business-minded
about it.
382
00:14:46,181 --> 00:14:47,474
You comfortable?
383
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,434
These seats
are genuine leather.
384
00:14:49,518 --> 00:14:51,937
And you see this dash?
Tortoise shell.
385
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,605
Mmm-hmm, yeah.
386
00:14:53,688 --> 00:14:55,816
So how far is it
to your house?
387
00:14:55,899 --> 00:14:57,150
Instead of going to my house,
388
00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:58,652
I thought we could
just drive around,
389
00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:00,278
enjoy the elegance
of my Conty.
390
00:15:00,362 --> 00:15:02,948
Dwayne, I told you
I didn't eat lunch.
391
00:15:03,031 --> 00:15:04,408
I'm gonna need some food.
392
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:05,742
No problem.
393
00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:07,327
I got us a reservation
394
00:15:07,411 --> 00:15:09,538
at the most romantic
spot in the city.
395
00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:13,834
Isn't this picnic nice?
396
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,836
You enjoying your
Linguini with clams?
397
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:18,547
No, the wind
blew dirt in it.
398
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,715
Yeah, I guess it really
does pick up at night.
399
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:22,884
Here, have some of mine.
400
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:25,262
Watch out with that fork.
You're really close to my eyes.
401
00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:26,346
Stop!
402
00:15:26,471 --> 00:15:29,141
Sorry, it's just
so dark. Hold on.
403
00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:35,689
Dwayne!
404
00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:38,150
Oh, no, here comes the moths.
405
00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:42,696
The lights,
turn off the lights!
406
00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:47,993
Okay, we can eat in the car,
407
00:15:48,076 --> 00:15:49,828
but we really can't spill
on the seats.
408
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:53,165
I wanna have dinner at
your house with your parents!
409
00:15:53,248 --> 00:15:54,958
I was looking forward
to your mom cooking us
410
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,877
a traditional meal
from your...
411
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,712
homeland of origin.
412
00:15:58,795 --> 00:16:00,046
She's from Samoa.
413
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:03,884
That is what I want.
Some lovely Samoan food.
414
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:07,554
Take me to your house
or take me home.
415
00:16:09,473 --> 00:16:12,559
Okay, fine. Let's go
to my house.
416
00:16:13,768 --> 00:16:14,895
Here we are.
417
00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:20,150
Let me just...
Oh, I forgot my house key.
418
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,401
My mom hates it
419
00:16:21,485 --> 00:16:22,819
when I ring the doorbell
late at night.
420
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:23,945
It disturbs the horses.
421
00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:25,363
I guess we got
to do this another time.
422
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:27,699
Dwayne, this is
the mayor's house.
423
00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,409
I know that because I
threw up here on a field trip
424
00:16:29,493 --> 00:16:31,786
after I ate too many
circus peanuts.
425
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:33,705
All right, fine.
426
00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,874
I don't wanna take you
to my house, okay?
427
00:16:35,957 --> 00:16:38,251
I know you think I'm rich
because I wear nice clothes
428
00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:41,046
and my dad is famous,
but I'm not.
429
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,422
We live in
a crappy apartment,
430
00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:44,174
and my mom cleans houses
with my dad
431
00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:45,383
when he's not lucky enough
432
00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:46,635
to be wrestling
in flea markets.
433
00:16:46,718 --> 00:16:48,220
I didn't wanna tell you
because you
434
00:16:48,303 --> 00:16:49,429
obviously wouldn't
understand.
435
00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:51,640
Your house is perfect.
You're perfect.
436
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:54,684
And... Yeah.
437
00:16:57,437 --> 00:16:59,397
Do I like that
you're poor? No.
438
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:02,025
But I hate that you
lied to me about it.
439
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:05,445
So, yeah, maybe I am
a little shallow.
440
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:09,616
You didn't even
give me a chance.
441
00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:11,660
Take me home.
442
00:17:11,743 --> 00:17:13,161
For real this time.
443
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:21,127
You know what?
This wasn't half bad.
444
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,796
It's turnip pie. You want
another piece?
445
00:17:22,879 --> 00:17:26,132
No. I mean,
uh, I'm so full.
446
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:27,759
This Jazzercise
contract is crazy.
447
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:29,261
I don't think there's
any way out of it.
448
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,387
Listen to this.
449
00:17:30,512 --> 00:17:33,056
"Every dispute will be
settled by Christine."
450
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,308
Is she the one
with the thick back?
451
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:37,644
There he is.
How'd that date go?
452
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,604
Terrible.
I don't understand.
453
00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,439
Did you double down
on the gimmick like I said?
454
00:17:41,523 --> 00:17:43,149
Yeah, and it
blew up in my face.
455
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,484
What's going on?
456
00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:46,152
Dad told me to work
the gimmick extra hard,
457
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,737
and it backfired,
so now Karen hates me
458
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:52,117
and the mayor's security team
has our license plate number.
459
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,327
Why do we have red celery?
460
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:56,705
Okay, it's rhubarb
from the farmers market,
461
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:57,914
and we're all gonna eat it.
462
00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:00,000
I need you two to stop
working the gimmick
463
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,751
and start working
on a solution,
464
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:04,629
a real solution because we've
got real problems
465
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,172
like rent being due
in a few days.
466
00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:07,716
We could get evicted.
467
00:18:07,799 --> 00:18:10,260
That should be your priority,
not what some girl thinks.
468
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,642
Whatever that is, son...
469
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:18,935
Don't eat it.
470
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,197
Where's your car?
471
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:32,866
I sold it.
472
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,784
What do you mean
you sold it?
473
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,870
And I got good money
for it too.
474
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,580
You know, it's a
Givenchy...
475
00:18:38,663 --> 00:18:39,873
Designer Series,
yes, I know.
476
00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:42,417
Rocky, I can't believe
you sold your car.
477
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,669
You love it so much.
We needed to pay rent.
478
00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:47,297
I can ride with Afa and Sika
if I book any shows,
479
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,424
and we can sign
a cheap lease on a van,
480
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,885
which will be better
for the business.
481
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:53,136
I'm working the solution.
482
00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,435
Hey, can you drop me off
at school on your way to work?
483
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:05,065
Thanks for giving us
a ride to work, Gabe.
484
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:08,318
No problem. I have some parmesan
and crushed red pepper packets
485
00:19:08,401 --> 00:19:10,528
in the glove box if
anyone's feeling snacky.
486
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:12,364
It's crazy you had
to sell your car, Dad.
487
00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:13,573
You loved that thing.
488
00:19:13,657 --> 00:19:17,577
Yeah, but I love
your mom even more.
489
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:20,997
It's about
taking responsibility.
490
00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:24,709
What my dad said
really resonated with me.
491
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,586
I had messed up
things with Karen,
492
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,588
but I still had a shot
to do something right.
493
00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:32,258
Hey, Coach Cwik,
you got a second?
494
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:34,260
Hey, big fella.
Looking big!
495
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:35,512
Not now, Barry.
496
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:38,932
I know I acted like a jerk.
497
00:19:39,015 --> 00:19:41,101
I've been stressed lately
about a lot of things,
498
00:19:41,184 --> 00:19:44,270
and I took it out on you,
and I'm sorry.
499
00:19:53,530 --> 00:19:55,115
I appreciate that.
500
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:57,325
I appreciate that
apology very much.
501
00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:59,911
Tells me who you are,
right, as a man.
502
00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:01,579
Thanks for giving me
another chance.
503
00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:04,332
Hey, we all deserve
a second chance.
504
00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,838
Why don't you
play football for me?
505
00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,757
Coach, I don't got
time for that.
506
00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:14,134
I mean, my family...
507
00:20:14,217 --> 00:20:16,136
Hey, I don't want to cross
a line here or anything.
508
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:17,554
You live out
in the East Side, right?
509
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:22,350
I grew up around there too.
510
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:25,395
Football can open doors
for guys like us.
511
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:27,188
This game can get you
into college,
512
00:20:27,272 --> 00:20:29,065
take you who knows how far.
513
00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:30,692
Out there is opportunity.
514
00:20:30,775 --> 00:20:33,236
You work your ass off,
give yourself a chance.
515
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:36,197
You really think
I got a shot?
516
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,490
You got the size.
517
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:40,201
If you got the talent,
sky's the limit.
518
00:20:43,246 --> 00:20:45,123
All right. I'll be
here tomorrow.
519
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,833
Good for you.
520
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,626
Hey, that's it, Marcus!
521
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,712
You know, when
you give someone a second chance,
522
00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:52,672
you never know how
they could surprise you.
523
00:20:52,756 --> 00:20:54,424
If I hadn't apologized
to Coach Cwik,
524
00:20:54,507 --> 00:20:55,967
I never would
have found football,
525
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,343
and football gave me
direction.
526
00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,596
It gave me discipline,
but, most of all,
527
00:20:59,679 --> 00:21:02,098
it gave me hope for
a better future for my family.
528
00:21:02,182 --> 00:21:04,184
Go Eagles!
529
00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:05,435
I didn't know it then,
530
00:21:05,518 --> 00:21:08,980
but that moment,
that apology when I was 15,
531
00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:11,733
well, that changed
the course of my life.
532
00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,319
We all deserve a chance
to learn from our mistakes,
533
00:21:14,402 --> 00:21:15,695
and I hope the people of
Philly
534
00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:17,989
will give me a second chance
to make them proud.
535
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,999
Go Eagles!
536
00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:33,023
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