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Thank you
for joining us tonight.
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I'm Randall Park.
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With the presidential race
kicking into high gear,
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the candidates are all
asking the same question,
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what issue is most important
to the American voters.
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Our cameras were allowed
exclusive access
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to a strategy meeting
with Candidate Johnson.
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And his campaign manager.
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As you can see
from the data,
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our campaign polled
likely voters
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about their biggest concerns,
which we'll want to address
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when we shoot our TV ad,
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and the most common
answer was
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Oh, you know
what'd be good?
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I'd like to guess
Family Feud style.
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That's fun, okay.
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What is the biggest concern
among American voters?
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Job security.
Ding, ding, ding!
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Number one answer.
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So, what our polling showed
is, with automation on the rise,
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people worry about technology
replacing them
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in the workforce.
Yeah, that makes sense.
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I mean,
a change like that
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creates a lot of
uncertainty in people.
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And trust me, I know.
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My life has changed
so much over the years.
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Right, you were
the Scorpion King,
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and now you may be the leader
of the free world.
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I was actually talking about
when I was a kid.
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Me too. That's also
what I meant. Mmm-hmm.
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My mom and I
followed my dad
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as he wrestled
all over the world,
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and things were
challenging back then.
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Like, living paycheck
to paycheck.
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I mean, we weren't destitute
in any way,
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but we certainly
weren't rich.
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I gotta tell you
when my dad
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first started wrestling
for the WWF,
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it felt as though
things changed just like that.
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This is crazy!
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You're wrestling
the Black Demon in New York,
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and you're here
at the same time.
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That's called syndication,
little man.
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I'm nationwide, baby.
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I can't believe
they're airing wrestling
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coast-to-coast
like it's The Jeffersons.
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Takes commanding control.
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Nice move, Dad.
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The crowd
is going crazy!
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Oh, they are.
They are.
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Oh, look, look,
there's Vince McMahon.
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Certainly
an impressive victory
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by "The Soul Man"
Rocky Johnson.
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Together, me and him
are gonna do
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some exciting things
for the WWF.
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The camera loves
a strong chin dimple.
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Hey, thanks to him,
a million fans
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just saw me
beat Black Demon's ass,
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so I thought we'd capitalize
on that...
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And start selling merch
at my events.
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We got jackets, hats,
T-shirts, scissors.
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Do not throw him
scissors. Scissors?
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Uh, to cut the sleeves
off the shirts, son.
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Free the great black sharks.
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Can I help sell merch?
Absolutely.
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You know what?
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You could be president
of the Rocky Johnson Fan Club.
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Congratulations.
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Whoa!
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How much did
all this cost?
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Oh, don't worry
about that, babe.
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You heard that crowd.
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I'm on track to being
Vince's number one guy.
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Is that why we're staying
in this nice motel?
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Oh, son,
this is a hotel.
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That's why we let you
sit on the carpet.
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Huh.
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Oh, I wonder
who that could be.
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Did someone order...
room service?
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Whoa.
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When the food comes
to you all the way in your room
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That's room service
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We will eat it all
and the sauces are small
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It's room service
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That's my new favorite song.
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Give it to me, baby
Give it to me, baby
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Here you go.
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Marisa, my pen has run out.
Can I borrow yours?
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Sorry, Lia,
I've only got the one.
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I can just remember stuff.
Yeah, thank you, dear.
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And entering the diner,
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standing at 6'2",
260 pounds.
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You've seen him
on national TV.
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Soul man Rocky Johnson!
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Thank you, thank you.
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Appreciate it.
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Hi, Grandma. Sorry
we're late. Hey, Lia.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Mmm, looks good.
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I'm starving.
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I should kiss Vince McMahon
on the mouth.
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Mom.
What?
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You heard that reaction.
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WWF get more popular,
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our company
gets more popular too.
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You know,
ever since Peter passed...
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I love you, Peter.
I love you, High Chief.
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Vince has become
so supportive of me.
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Vince loves you.
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You're the only promoter
he lets his wrestlers work for
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outside the WWF.
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I'm his favorite
ever since I gave him
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my recipe for pulled pork.
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Look at this.
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Whoa!
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The poster for your
island Battle Royale.
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All my best guys
will be there.
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Rocky.
"The Soul man."
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The Iron Sheik.
Iran, number one!
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Junkyard Dog.
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I'm an old, nasty dog.
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Nasty dog!
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Greg
"The Hammer" Valentine.
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I get angry very quickly!
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Andre the Giant.
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I don't even exercise.
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage.
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Tower of power
too sweet to be soured.
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King Kong Bundy.
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Give me a five count!
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Oh, no, actually
King Kong Bundy has pulled out
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because his mom's sick.
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Oh, right.
I forgot.
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My mom is sick.
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We'll miss him, but nothing
is more important than family.
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Mmm.
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You coming over to look
at your father's boxes?
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You know,
it's been three months.
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Yeah, it's time.
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Good, you can decide
what goes and what stays.
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I know.
Oh, and remind me
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to give this poster
to my assistant, Bob,
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so he can put it up.
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Is that him
sitting out there?
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Why didn't Bob come in?
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It's a family breakfast.
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My grandmother and my dad
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could feel the world
of wrestling changing...
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Is that
Rocky Johnson?
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And their futures
looked bright.
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Hey, Dewey,
check it out.
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Whoa, why'd they put you
in between two ladies?
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That's Sylvester Stallone.
He's Rocky number two.
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Rocky, great match
last night.
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Thanks, JT. We all set
for the autograph signing
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on Saturday?
All set.
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My dad is gonna need
all fan photos
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taken on his right side.
That's his good side.
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Oh, and he's gonna need
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five silver pens
and ten ripe mangos,
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pre-sliced, for energy.
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Okay.
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Yeah, sure.
I'll take that.
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Oh, yeah, great definition
in the thighs, brother, yeah.
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Look at the detail
in the hair.
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Wow, what's that?
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My action figure.
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Vince McMahon sent it to me.
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Vince didn't tell me he was
making us into action figures.
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Not us, only me.
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But things
were even brighter for Andre.
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It's a prototype.
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One night, Vince and I,
we were drinking fernet,
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and he say, "I wonder how
small we can make Andre."
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And I say, "Not small at all.
Andre is a giant, huh?"
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And today he sent me this.
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Regarde.
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- Oh, the arms moving.
- Damn!
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Dad, you getting
one of those?
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Yeah,
I'm sure mine is coming.
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Not coming soon, Boss.
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Yeah, Andre, we know you're
Vince's number one guy...
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Well, I mean, I don't think
we all know that.
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So, did you guys talk about
me when you was out drinking?
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'Cause I love fernet.
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We go out, I'm like,
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"Somebody get a round
of fernet for the Dog."
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No.
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It's correct down there?
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Hey, come on.
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What are you doing, man?
It's a toy for kids.
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You want your jabroni kids
to play with doll,
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pull down pants,
and see sex?
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Wow, look how young
you and your dad were.
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Peter loved
listening to you sing.
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He knew I was shy, so he
just kept encouraging me.
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You sound like
an angel.
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Hey, is Lia here?
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She's in her office
with Sheik.
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What is
wrong with dog? - Nothing.
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She has tumors.
She's resting. Ugh.
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I'm hosting a barbecue for all
my wrestlers before the match.
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Yes, very exciting.
I go to Safeway.
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I get the cupcake.
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The barbecue
is a family event,
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so let's run through things
that you can't say.
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No problem.
Sheik only family man.
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All these words here.
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No ""?
No.
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No ""?
No.
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No ""?
That's right.
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Okay, boss.
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Lia, I have some bad news.
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It's about
King Kong Bundy's mother.
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Oh, no. Okay,
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Send some flowers
and a card should read,
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"Sorry for your loss."
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No, she didn't die.
She's not even sick.
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Um, Bundy lied to you.
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He signed a deal
to wrestle for Yao.
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That's why he backed out
of our event.
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Greg Yao.
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What kind of promoter
puts his own picture
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in the announcement?
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And who's this
Chinese man?
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That word, that okay to say.
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A traitor.
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He worked for Peter,
and when Peter passed,
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Yao said he would
never work for a woman,
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so he left, and he started
his own wrestling promotion.
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What a jabroni.
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The Sheik love all...
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Women.
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This event isn't on
the same night as ours.
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Why can't Bundy do both?
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Yao made him sign
an exclusive contract,
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so he can only wrestle
for him in Hawaii.
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Bundy is not gonna
work for us again,
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and I'm gonna make sure
Vince hears about this
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and get his advice.
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I forgot his number.
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Oh, try visualizing the shape
the numbers make on the keypad.
260
00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:09,136
My mom's number
is a square.
261
00:09:09,470 --> 00:09:10,846
Am I trying
to call your mom, Bob?
262
00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:12,806
Get me Vince's number.
263
00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:19,521
Who lies about
their mom being sick?
264
00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,899
I pray every day
for my mom's good health,
265
00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:23,776
and she's been dead
20 years,
266
00:09:23,984 --> 00:09:26,487
- and Yao, he thinks he can...
- Hey, Lia.
267
00:09:26,945 --> 00:09:29,281
Thanks for the barbecue.
Aw, yeah, manuia.
268
00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,742
Anything for my
wrestlers.
269
00:09:33,368 --> 00:09:36,080
He thinks he can steal my
guys from the Battle Royale.
270
00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:39,750
Bundy should have said no.
You can't back out of a match.
271
00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,502
If you say you gonna do it,
you do it.
272
00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:43,879
Yes, right.
Sika, write that down.
273
00:09:44,088 --> 00:09:45,339
I got wing fingers.
274
00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:46,548
I'll remember it.
275
00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:49,218
Vince sent me this.
Look out.
276
00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:55,432
Hey, don't know
if you guys heard
277
00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:57,518
Terry and The Chief
this morning on the radio?
278
00:09:57,601 --> 00:09:59,019
Ah, Terry number one.
279
00:09:59,186 --> 00:10:02,022
The Chief, achtoof!
Yeah, I hate the Chief too.
280
00:10:02,106 --> 00:10:04,066
Why is he
always congested?
281
00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:05,317
Yeah.
Go see an allergist, man.
282
00:10:05,609 --> 00:10:07,611
Well, they were talking about
283
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,488
my autograph signing
this Saturday.
284
00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:11,490
Dewey's gonna
sell merch for me.
285
00:10:11,573 --> 00:10:13,826
It's gonna be huge. So
how many hats do you want?
286
00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,662
Well, gonna go reload
the Arnold Palmer.
287
00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,332
Too much corn
on the grill, Bob.
288
00:10:20,457 --> 00:10:21,625
People love my corn.
289
00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:23,794
And we found
an old picture of Andre
290
00:10:23,877 --> 00:10:25,712
sitting on Dad's lap.
291
00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:27,422
Dad looks so tiny.
292
00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:30,092
Andre loves
sitting on people.
293
00:10:30,968 --> 00:10:32,553
Glad you're going
through those boxes, babe.
294
00:10:32,636 --> 00:10:34,138
Bet there's some
amazing stuff in there.
295
00:10:34,221 --> 00:10:36,598
Brother, you should see
some of the old home movies
296
00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:38,934
that she found. Voice
of an angel. Mmm!
297
00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:41,186
Whatever happened to your
music? You still writing songs?
298
00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:42,312
No.
299
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:43,564
It's just...
Nothing serious,
300
00:10:43,647 --> 00:10:44,857
It's just something
I was playing around with.
301
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,192
Too bad. I thought
of you this morning.
302
00:10:47,901 --> 00:10:49,444
There was an ad
in the paper for singers
303
00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:52,573
to audition for this
new TV show, Star Search.
304
00:10:52,781 --> 00:10:54,199
Yeah,
I don't think so.
305
00:10:54,324 --> 00:10:56,118
Why not?
You used to love singing.
306
00:10:56,201 --> 00:10:59,413
Um, well, you know,
I'm... I'm just...
307
00:10:59,496 --> 00:11:00,706
Oh, here's my son.
308
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:03,458
Dad, I sold a T-shirt.
Nice, son.
309
00:11:03,542 --> 00:11:04,626
Who's the lucky fan?
310
00:11:05,794 --> 00:11:07,087
Bob has too much corn
on the grill.
311
00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,506
Has anybody seen
Junkyard Dog?
312
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,091
He's supposed to bring
the ambrosia salad.
313
00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:13,302
Ah, yeah, he called.
He said he couldn't make it.
314
00:11:13,385 --> 00:11:15,220
Something about
his mom being sick.
315
00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:19,641
You okay?
316
00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:21,143
JYD's mom is not sick.
317
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,145
He's gonna go and work
for Greg Yao.
318
00:11:23,312 --> 00:11:24,521
The hell he is.
319
00:11:24,730 --> 00:11:26,023
You're the number one promoter
in Hawaii.
320
00:11:26,106 --> 00:11:27,107
That's not gonna change.
321
00:11:27,274 --> 00:11:30,444
I know, but Yao,
he respects nothing.
322
00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:33,071
Oh, he gonna respect this.
Come on, let's go. Where?
323
00:11:33,238 --> 00:11:35,073
To talk some sense
into Sylvester.
324
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,783
Yeah, I'm gonna put on
my slapping gloves.
325
00:11:37,576 --> 00:11:39,411
Bob, get some corn
for the road!
326
00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:40,913
They're not ready!
327
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:48,879
Where you headed,
Sylvester?
328
00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:50,005
You going to see
your mom?
329
00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:51,798
I heard she was sick.
330
00:11:52,174 --> 00:11:53,800
First Bundy's, now yours.
331
00:11:53,884 --> 00:11:55,552
Moms are dropping
like flies.
332
00:11:55,928 --> 00:11:58,180
She, uh, got a hold
of some bad yogurt.
333
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,935
Are those your
slapping gloves?
334
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,354
Oh, what you got there?
335
00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:08,106
Oh, it's a smoked French ham
wrapped in gold cellophane.
336
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,069
Yao gave it to me
337
00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:13,445
with a note that said
he want to talk,
338
00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:16,073
so I called him, and we did.
I'm sorry.
339
00:12:16,198 --> 00:12:17,616
I hate to bail on y'all,
but I have to.
340
00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:19,826
Why would you choose
to wrestle for him over me?
341
00:12:19,993 --> 00:12:21,328
I thought we were family.
342
00:12:21,453 --> 00:12:23,830
We are, but he offered me
a lot more money, Lia.
343
00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:25,916
Look at this place.
344
00:12:26,124 --> 00:12:28,043
Somebody either had a baby
or made a baby
345
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,711
on the other side of
that wall right there.
346
00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:32,923
He upgraded me
to the Radisson,
347
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:35,092
and I get to do whatever
I want with my persona.
348
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:36,593
Come on, no way.
349
00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:38,262
Man, I'm telling you
the truth, Rocky.
350
00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,681
Imagine me, Penthouse Dog.
351
00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:43,308
Get up out the junkyard and
move up into the penthouse.
352
00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:44,977
Get rid of my dog chains
and get me a briefcase
353
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,353
full of treasury bonds.
354
00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,897
Mmm-mmm, I'd put
money in the briefcase. Ooh.
355
00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:50,190
Yeah, stacks of
phony hundreds.
356
00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:51,358
Uh-huh.
357
00:12:51,441 --> 00:12:52,693
That way,
when you hit somebody...
358
00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:54,111
Uh-huh.
Cash explodes everywhere.
359
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:55,195
Bam!
360
00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:56,655
Stop pitching
on Penthouse Dog.
361
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:57,990
Yao says
that'll be a hit,
362
00:12:58,407 --> 00:13:00,409
and that with him,
I'mma be a star.
363
00:13:00,742 --> 00:13:01,785
See, me and Rocky,
364
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,287
we ain't gonna never be
Vince's number one guy.
365
00:13:03,662 --> 00:13:05,080
It's always gonna be Andre.
366
00:13:05,205 --> 00:13:06,540
I don't know about that.
367
00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:08,959
Come on. They didn't even
talk about us during fernet.
368
00:13:09,042 --> 00:13:10,043
They didn't talk about you.
369
00:13:10,127 --> 00:13:11,920
You think they talked
about you during fernet?
370
00:13:12,254 --> 00:13:13,922
What is fernet?
Nobody knows, Mama.
371
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:16,133
I know.
It's a digest if.
372
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:19,052
I'm sorry, Lia.
I love you.
373
00:13:20,262 --> 00:13:21,513
And Rocky,
you my man ten grand.
374
00:13:22,597 --> 00:13:25,309
But this is an opportunity
that I can't pass up.
375
00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:26,643
Excuse me.
376
00:13:27,394 --> 00:13:28,520
My grandmother realized
377
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:31,231
that change doesn't
affect people equally.
378
00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:34,192
What was best for her wasn't
necessarily best for everyone,
379
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,361
and my father was wondering
380
00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:38,238
if change
would be best for him.
381
00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:43,493
That's me and my cousins
playing a game
382
00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:44,578
where you had
to jump in the water
383
00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:45,746
without hitting the rocks.
384
00:13:45,829 --> 00:13:47,789
The adults
just let you do that?
385
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,708
Well, it was
a different time.
386
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,585
What happened
if you hit the rocks?
387
00:13:52,169 --> 00:13:54,254
You'd split
your head open and die.
388
00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:58,091
You won't even let me
use real scissors.
389
00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:02,804
Hello.
Lia, it's Vince.
390
00:14:02,888 --> 00:14:05,557
Thank you so much
for the kalua pork recipe.
391
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,850
I couldn't keep
my hands off it.
392
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,477
No time for small talk,
Vince.
393
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,354
I've been very upset.
I know.
394
00:14:10,687 --> 00:14:13,398
I got your messages about Yao.
Don't worry.
395
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,359
I've seen guys
like him before.
396
00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:18,653
All bluster, big promises,
but no staying power.
397
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:21,656
You're a pro, Lia.
This guy can't touch you.
398
00:14:22,032 --> 00:14:25,285
Thank you, Vince. I'm
glad you enjoyed your pork.
399
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:26,995
It's delicious.
Thank you again.
400
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:29,206
I do have a bit
of bad news though.
401
00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:31,958
You know we have that show at
Madison Square Garden every month?
402
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:34,461
Well, I didn't realize
my old man
403
00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,088
booked the garden
for your date.
404
00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:38,799
You're kidding. I'm
locked in that date, Vince.
405
00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:40,509
I can't change it.
I know.
406
00:14:40,592 --> 00:14:43,637
And, Lia, I would change
our date if I could,
407
00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,680
but Billy Joel is eating up
all the other nights.
408
00:14:46,056 --> 00:14:48,266
The guy sings about pressure
like it's a bad thing.
409
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:50,102
Look, I'm gonna have to call
some of my guys back,
410
00:14:50,185 --> 00:14:51,561
but I'm not gonna leave
your cupboard bare.
411
00:14:51,812 --> 00:14:53,897
I won't take Rocky
or the Wild Samoans.
412
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,315
I know they're big draws
out there.
413
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:56,858
I appreciate that,
414
00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:59,277
and I understand
you need your guys.
415
00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:02,781
Appreciate you, Lia. Thank
you, and I'm sorry again.
416
00:15:03,031 --> 00:15:04,282
Talk soon.
417
00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:10,539
Well, Bob, we've got
bigger changes coming.
418
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:18,213
Grandma, something's wrong
with Francine!
419
00:15:18,422 --> 00:15:20,882
No, that's her way
of telling us she's hungry.
420
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,926
Do you want to feed her?
Can I?
421
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,886
Just be careful when you
put the bowl down.
422
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:26,430
Don't kick her tumors.
423
00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:30,934
Oh.
424
00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:34,104
Are those the boxes
for donation?
425
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,608
They're to keep.
That's the donation pile.
426
00:15:38,859 --> 00:15:40,527
That place went
out of business.
427
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,612
So hard.
428
00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,364
I don't want to let him go.
429
00:15:47,242 --> 00:15:48,785
He's always with you,
430
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,288
the same way
he's always with me.
431
00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:53,457
But I won't lie,
432
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:57,836
it would be helpful to talk
to him, ask his advice.
433
00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:59,754
That's funny because
434
00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:02,382
I remember him always
asking you for advice.
435
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,718
He believed in you, Mama.
436
00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:06,636
That's why he left you
the business.
437
00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:12,476
Oh.
438
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:20,567
Your father always loved it
when you sang.
439
00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:23,862
He knew it made me happy.
440
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,740
So why did you stop?
441
00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:29,159
I don't know.
442
00:16:29,743 --> 00:16:32,496
Just didn't feel right
to sing without him.
443
00:16:32,954 --> 00:16:34,289
You're not singing
without him.
444
00:16:35,707 --> 00:16:38,251
You're singing
because of him.
445
00:16:43,548 --> 00:16:45,383
Very good, very good.
446
00:16:45,926 --> 00:16:47,469
She's number one.
447
00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,305
He's so handsome.
448
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:52,349
Looks like Robert Stack.
449
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:56,811
Francine peed
and stepped in it a little.
450
00:16:56,978 --> 00:16:58,480
We've all been there.
451
00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,072
Mr. Johnson.
452
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:08,698
Meanwhile,
the only thing I knew
453
00:17:08,782 --> 00:17:10,367
about all the change going on
454
00:17:10,575 --> 00:17:11,660
was that we went
from eating fast food
455
00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:13,828
in our car to eating
at a fancy restaurant
456
00:17:13,912 --> 00:17:15,914
where you could
look your dinner in the eye
457
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,123
before you ordered it.
458
00:17:17,290 --> 00:17:19,292
Turns out, it wasn't
as good as French fries,
459
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:20,961
but still fancy.
460
00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:23,672
So Yao gave Sylvester
a smoked French ham?
461
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,132
To entice him,
which I don't get.
462
00:17:26,341 --> 00:17:27,759
It don't need to be
gussied up. It's ham.
463
00:17:27,842 --> 00:17:28,843
We know it's delicious.
464
00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:32,931
But I do understand
making someone feel valuable
465
00:17:33,014 --> 00:17:36,101
to an organization.
Babe, I told you.
466
00:17:36,268 --> 00:17:38,645
My mom said Vince didn't ask
you to work the Garden show
467
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,313
as a favor to her.
Don't take it personally.
468
00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:42,607
I'm just saying he could
have called me himself.
469
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:44,651
Welcome to Lorenzo's.
470
00:17:44,776 --> 00:17:46,278
Can I start you off
with some drinks?
471
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,947
We'll take a bottle
of your finest champagne.
472
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,491
And I'll have your
finest tequila. - No.
473
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,827
- I'll have a vodka martini.
- No.
474
00:17:53,994 --> 00:17:56,121
Fine, a Shirley Temple,
extra cherries.
475
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:00,250
See what happens
when you dream big?
476
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,544
The sky's the limit.
477
00:18:03,587 --> 00:18:05,839
Speaking of...
Yeah?
478
00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:07,591
I've been thinking about
479
00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:09,217
that singing show
Afa mentioned.
480
00:18:11,136 --> 00:18:14,806
I'm gonna audition. Babe,
that's fantastic.
481
00:18:14,973 --> 00:18:18,018
I mean, it may come to
nothing, but it makes me happy.
482
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,228
Do you want a sneak peek?
483
00:18:24,107 --> 00:18:25,275
What's she doing?
484
00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:26,818
Your mom's
full of surprises.
485
00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:28,111
Ladies and gentlemen,
486
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,446
we hope you're all
enjoying yourselves.
487
00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:32,240
We have a surprise guest
for you tonight.
488
00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:34,451
Her family's been part
of our family
489
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,244
here at Lorenzo's for years.
490
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,663
Would you please
put your hands together
491
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:41,374
for Mrs. Ata Johnson?
492
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:46,046
Hi, everybody.
Room service song!
493
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:50,091
As Charles said,
I used to come here a lot
494
00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:51,801
with my family
when I was younger,
495
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:54,471
and tonight I'm here
with my own family,
496
00:18:54,846 --> 00:18:59,184
and I'd like to dedicate
this song to my dad,
497
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,393
Peter Maivia.
498
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,279
I'm coming out
499
00:19:12,155 --> 00:19:14,407
I want the world to know
500
00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:16,326
Got to let it show
501
00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,036
That's a good song too.
502
00:19:18,411 --> 00:19:20,163
I'm coming out
503
00:19:20,747 --> 00:19:22,624
I want the world to know
504
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,168
Got to let it show
505
00:19:26,753 --> 00:19:28,338
There's a new me
coming out
506
00:19:28,755 --> 00:19:30,507
And I just had to live
507
00:19:30,674 --> 00:19:31,675
Attention, everyone,
508
00:19:31,758 --> 00:19:33,635
Rocky Johnson Fan Club
president here
509
00:19:33,718 --> 00:19:34,886
with an official announcement.
510
00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:37,055
My dad is game
to sign your body,
511
00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:38,598
but let's keep it PG,
all right?
512
00:19:39,099 --> 00:19:40,892
Thanks.
So cool.
513
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:48,608
Hey, my man.
Who can I make this out to?
514
00:19:48,692 --> 00:19:50,235
Greg Yao.
515
00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:55,407
Yao, Yao, Yao, come here
to steal more wrestlers
516
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:56,491
from my mother-in-law, huh?
517
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,493
I wouldn't
call it stealing.
518
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,453
I made an offer.
They made a choice.
519
00:20:00,537 --> 00:20:02,205
Mmm.
You got a second to talk?
520
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:04,624
If you can talk with my foot
up your ass, go for it.
521
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,628
That's an impressive turnout.
522
00:20:09,629 --> 00:20:10,630
You're quite a star.
523
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:12,966
Big enough
for his own action figure,
524
00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:17,554
but I hear only Andre's
getting that treatment?
525
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,974
That's on the house.
Now get lost.
526
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:23,184
No, no, I insist on paying.
527
00:20:27,188 --> 00:20:29,941
You know what that is? That's
an expensive French ham.
528
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:33,945
You wrestle for me,
you'll be my number one guy.
529
00:20:34,487 --> 00:20:36,114
You want an action figure?
530
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:37,699
You got it.
531
00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,660
Hell, I'll make your
whole family action figures.
532
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:43,747
"Professional
wrestler's son."
533
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:45,540
My info's on the card.
534
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,086
What was he talking about?
535
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:52,964
Oh, it's nothing, son.
536
00:20:53,047 --> 00:20:54,382
Just, uh
just adult stuff.
537
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:57,761
My dad knew
his business was changing,
538
00:20:58,136 --> 00:21:00,221
and he was afraid
of getting left behind,
539
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,681
and that's a fear I know
540
00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:03,516
many Americans
struggle with today.
541
00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:06,352
That's why, as your president,
542
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:09,063
I will make sure none of us
get left behind
543
00:21:09,189 --> 00:21:11,983
and that change benefits all,
not just some,
544
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,985
because when I see you,
545
00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:15,445
I see my grandmother,
546
00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:17,906
I see my mother and father,
547
00:21:18,573 --> 00:21:21,785
I see that we're all a part
of one family called America.
548
00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:24,954
I'm Dwayne Johnson,
and I approve this message.
549
00:21:24,978 --> 00:21:29,978
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