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Good evening,
I'm Randall Park.
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The primaries are over
and the nominees
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for the 2032 U.S.
presidential race are set.
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And one name...
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you may have heard before.
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Candidate Dwayne Johnson
has wasted no time
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hitting the campaign trail
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with his
No Muss, No Fuss bus tour,
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traveling cross-country
to talk to American voters.
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I'll get the upstairs.
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And show
that he's one of them.
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Wow.
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It's about as big
as Kevin Hart's ego.
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But that level of
fame also has its downside.
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Dwayne Johnson's success
is being used against him
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by his critics.
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They say he's lived the cushy
Hollywood life for so long,
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he can't relate
to the struggles
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of the average American.
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Randall, that couldn't be
further from the truth.
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I have had one hell of a life.
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But I wasn't born into it.
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I've had to work very hard for
everything that's come my way.
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There's still so much that I
have to share with the world.
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Hmm, I'm surprised
to hear you say that
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because you're such
an open person.
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Well, I try to be as open
and as real as I can.
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For example, people don't know
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that every time
I open the fridge,
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I still gotta...
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you know.
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Can you do it?
You want me to do it?
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I'm begging you to do it.
Are the people ready?
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They are not ready, but they
need to see it.
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Well, every time
I open the fridge,
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I've gotta say,
"Can you tell...
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"...ell...
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"that the Rock is hungry?"
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Oh, yeah.
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I do that too. You're
a wild man.
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So, as you can see, Randall,
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there's still so much
that I haven't told anyone.
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Stories about my life
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that I haven't been ready
to share until now.
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You can't tell because
I used to be an actor,
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so I'm skilled
at hiding my emotions,
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but I'm on
the edge of my seat.
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I can't tell.
You're a hell of an actor.
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Oh, true.
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You know, Randall,
to understand me,
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you gotta understand
where I came from.
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I was born
into a wrestling family.
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Your dad was
wrestling superstar Rocky Johnson.
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The "Soul man" Rocky Johnson.
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That was him.
Yeah!
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The crowd
is in an uproar.
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There he goes!
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Mom, listen to this crowd.
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Dad is over.
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He is. They love him.
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My mother's father
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was the legendary
Samoan wrestler,
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"High Chief" Peter Maivia.
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Wrestling is in my blood.
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Rocky
hits him with a dropkick.
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Yes, Rocky!
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Oh, the Samoan
is in trouble now.
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Three, two...
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He's done,
he's done!
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And Rocky Johnson is the winner tonight.
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Rocky!
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You
know, being a kid growing up
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in the world
of professional wrestling,
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I learned a lot of stuff
very early on in life.
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Sign my chest!
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I'll sign your chest.
Uh, no, you won't.
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Thank you.
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I won't be signing any
chests, but how about an arm?
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Is this Carl Weathers?
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But, at the same time,
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I was also just
a regular little boy.
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And I idolized my dad.
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Dad, how come
our car is nicer than where we're staying?
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'Cause the fans don't drive
home with us, Dewey.
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They need to see me
leave the arena in style.
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That's called
working the gimmick.
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Hmm, interesting.
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Cars, the
clothes, the jewelry.
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They need to think
who I am inside the ring
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is who I am
outside the ring.
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That's why we can't hang out
in public
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with Uncle Iron Sheik.
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That's right.
And get this,
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one day, you work the gimmick
hard enough, it'll become real.
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- It will?
- Sure will.
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Soon, our house will be
as nice as our car.
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Then I gotta buy
a better car.
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Ooh, a red one?
You know I love red.
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I know you like red.
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Hey. I'm gonna
get changed.
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We'll go to your grandma's
so I can get paid,
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then I'll take us out to dinner.
A quick stop at my mom's.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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Hey, get your buns in here.
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- Hey, boys.
- Hey!
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Yo.
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Uh, Grandma?
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What's wrong
with your dog again?
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It's a belly tumor,
but don't worry.
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It's benign.
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Is that
mushroom-looking one new?
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Go shake everyone's
hand, Dewey.
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Junkyard Dog,
great match tonight.
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Let me see how fast you are.
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Oh, that's quick.
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Damn, kid.
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Hi, Uncle Afa.
Hi, Uncle Sika.
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Hey.
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Share the spice of life
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I hated you guys tonight.
Great job.
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Who wants a margarita?
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You will find
peace of mind
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On the floor
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I make with almost
all triple sec.
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Shake it, baby!
Dewey baby,
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are you old enough
to drink yet?
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Oh, I'll drink it for him.
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We can boogie
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On down
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Down
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Hey!
Hey!
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Down, boogie on down
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Anyone want to play
cards? - Yes.
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Yeah,
I'll take your money.
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Hey, babe, you don't mind
if we order food here, right?
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We were just gonna do
a quick in and out.
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Please, Mom?
I want to hang with the guys.
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Ah, that's my boy.
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Hey, and after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.
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Okay.
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You wanna
play Belote?
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And
it wasn't just my dad.
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I was surrounded by people
working the gimmick.
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I worked a match in Detroit
with Playboy Bobby Riggs.
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Ton of talent, man.
Terrible body.
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He looked like a loaf
of bread, huh?
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Bobby Riggs is funny guy.
Like the Burt Reynolds.
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No, he's gotta work
the gimmick.
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Wild Samoans, André the Giant,
"Soul man" Rocky Johnson.
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You can have all the skill
of the world, right?
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But if the audience
don't buy your look...
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You'll never get over.
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His beige trunks aren't
doing him any favors.
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How's your girlfriend
doing? Not so great.
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She stabbed me.
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I've come a long way
from when Peter...
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Miss you, Peter.
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Love you, High Chief...
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From when he first
took me to his matches.
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I thought he was
really getting hurt.
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Aah!
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Lia, no,
Lia, no, no, Lia!
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I bet the crowd loved it.
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Now that's a shoot.
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I don't get why
there's so many rules.
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It's all fake anyway.
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What happened?
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Does this feel fake?
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Then it's not fake.
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You never use the F word.
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Comprends?
Yes.
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Good.
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Now we hug.
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Huh?
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I did not raise him
like that.
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That's
your boy. - I'm so sorry.
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Your move.
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Let's go.
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Slight change of plan.
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I'm gonna go grab drinks
with the guys.
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I knew we shouldn't
have stopped here.
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It's just André's thinking
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about investing
in this tiki bar,
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and he wants us
to check it out.
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- I want you all to be honest with me.
- I'mma be honest.
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You promised Dewey you'd
take him for ice cream, Rocky.
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Dewey will be fine.
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Hey, Dewey.
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Daddy's got to go take care
of some business
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with André and the guys.
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So we're gonna have to
rain check on that ice cream.
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Can I go with you?
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I'm sorry, buddy.
It's adult stuff.
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But, hey, ice cream
for breakfast tomorrow.
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I'll see you later.
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I love you.
Love you too.
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Bye, bye.
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Hey, come on. Let's go.
You ready to go?
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Mom, why doesn't Dad
let me do anything with him?
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Can you keep a secret?
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I told your dad
I wouldn't tell you, but...
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the president
called earlier today.
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Now, he can't talk about it
or give any details,
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but it's big,
and no one can know.
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Like in Shogun Warriors?
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Mm-hmm.
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Whoa.
Does Grandma know?
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No.
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So let's not mention anything
when we go for ice cream, okay?
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Okay. Good boy,
go get your shoes.
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Grandma, we're going
for ice cream!
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So, even though
my dad clearly had flaws,
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when I was that little boy,
he was still my hero.
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Well, it seems like
your mom helped with that.
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In her own way, she was working
the gimmick too, but for your benefit.
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That's right. Working the
gimmick was how my family lived,
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and we all embraced it.
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As a matter of fact,
it was working the gimmick
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that eventually led
to me stealing.
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Stop!
Can we stop?
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I don't know if we should
be going down this road.
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It's okay, Sandy.
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And I told you I was gonna get
very real with this thing, Randall.
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Yeah, Sandy.
Oh, my God.
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Okay, can we
lock the set down, please?
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So I'm gonna get real,
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and the real is
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working the gimmick
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led to me doing some
pretty bad....
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I'm sorry, Randall,
can I say that?
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It's not very presidential,
but it.
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That's my guy.
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You know, back then, I wanted
people to see me in a certain way,
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and I did whatever had to
to make that happen.
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Hit it
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Ooh, baby, baby
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Need any help
finding anything?
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Nah, nothing's really
catching my eye.
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Thanks, though.
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Was it wrong?
Yeah, it was wrong.
259
00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,343
But, honestly,
who among us hasn't done
260
00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:50,844
a little five-finger boost,
huh?
261
00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:53,180
Right.
Or a little credit card fraud.
262
00:09:56,058 --> 00:09:57,601
Ow! Baby
263
00:10:00,854 --> 00:10:02,272
Salt-N-Pepa's here
264
00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:05,901
Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt-N-Pepa's here
265
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:09,863
Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here
266
00:10:13,826 --> 00:10:15,035
You must be rich.
267
00:10:15,744 --> 00:10:17,538
Yeah.
268
00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:21,458
What's your name again?
269
00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:23,752
Tomas.
270
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:27,089
P-push it real good
271
00:10:27,548 --> 00:10:30,134
Tomas? Why'd you say
your name was Tomas?
272
00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:32,136
'Cause it sounds way cooler
than Dwayne.
273
00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:34,179
Look, new school, new name.
274
00:10:34,263 --> 00:10:35,722
And now that I look rich,
275
00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,599
I'm finally getting attention
from girls,
276
00:10:37,683 --> 00:10:39,393
like Karen, from algebra.
277
00:10:39,476 --> 00:10:40,477
Big hair Karen?
278
00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:42,229
Fine-Ass Karen
279
00:10:42,771 --> 00:10:44,106
The one who front-knots
her PE shirt.
280
00:10:44,189 --> 00:10:45,190
Oh!
281
00:10:47,359 --> 00:10:48,902
I couldn't get the security
tag thing off,
282
00:10:48,986 --> 00:10:51,572
so I banged it with a rock,
and all this ink exploded out.
283
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,532
Just tell people you spilled
your blueberry wine.
284
00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:55,075
Hmm.
285
00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:56,326
Anyway.
286
00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:59,580
The best part is Karen
invited me to a party tonight.
287
00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:00,789
So life is good, huh?
288
00:11:00,873 --> 00:11:01,915
It is.
289
00:11:01,999 --> 00:11:03,125
Well, it's not gonna last.
290
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,501
Fine-ass Karen aside,
291
00:11:04,585 --> 00:11:06,837
the reason why these girls haven't
been giving you the time of day
292
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,005
isn't 'cause you look poor.
293
00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,257
It's 'cause you look like
a undercover cop.
294
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,092
Like Johnny Depp
from 21 Jump Street.
295
00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,427
No one thinks that.
296
00:11:13,844 --> 00:11:16,180
Dwayne, everyone thinks that.
297
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,308
He's
looking at me.
298
00:11:19,391 --> 00:11:21,268
He's a cop,
like Johnny Depp.
299
00:11:21,602 --> 00:11:22,686
I'm 15!
300
00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:26,315
You have a full mustache,
and you're bigger than a dad.
301
00:11:26,398 --> 00:11:28,108
You look like you work
at a auto parts store.
302
00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:29,526
Whatever, man.
303
00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,904
None of that matters now
that I got a girl into me.
304
00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:34,823
Yeah, but that girl thinks
you're rich, and you're not.
305
00:11:35,532 --> 00:11:37,576
And you ain't fooling anybody
riding the bus.
306
00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:53,967
Hey, baby.
How was school?
307
00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:55,636
When is Dad getting back
with the car?
308
00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:58,180
When the wrestling convention
is over.
309
00:11:58,263 --> 00:12:00,682
He's getting paid to sign
autographs. We could use the money.
310
00:12:00,766 --> 00:12:02,184
We could also use the car.
311
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:03,977
I'm boxing pizzas
after school.
312
00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:06,104
You're cleaning houses,
like, five towns away,
313
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,439
and we both
have to take the bus.
314
00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:08,857
What's wrong
with taking the bus?
315
00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,317
There was a man
sitting across from me
316
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,611
playing the flute yesterday.
It was beautiful.
317
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,988
Karen will think I'm poor
if she sees me riding the bus.
318
00:12:15,072 --> 00:12:16,323
Who's Karen?
319
00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:17,741
Can't we just
get another car?
320
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,785
Look, I got some money saved.
I can get us one.
321
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:21,036
How much money?
322
00:12:21,536 --> 00:12:22,537
$103.
323
00:12:22,621 --> 00:12:24,915
Dewey, you won't be able
to get a car for that.
324
00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:27,000
But you know
what you could do?
325
00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:28,543
Borrow the other
16,000 from you?
326
00:12:29,169 --> 00:12:30,212
No.
327
00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:32,005
You could help us
with groceries and bills.
328
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,465
Karen doesn't care
about that stuff.
329
00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:34,549
Who's Karen?
330
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:35,968
She's a pretty girl I like.
331
00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:37,177
That's what you care about?
332
00:12:37,261 --> 00:12:38,845
Your priorities
are out of whack, Dewey.
333
00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:42,140
Fine. Can you at least cosign
on a credit card for me?
334
00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:43,433
I mean, it doesn't even
have to be a good one.
335
00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,477
It can be from
Straw bridge & Clothier.
336
00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:50,065
I'm desperate, man.
337
00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:51,733
I've called
every ad in the paper.
338
00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:53,652
Nobody's selling their car
for a 103 bucks.
339
00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,320
Dude, you're not
bargaining right.
340
00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:58,490
You gotta start at a dollar
and then meet in the middle.
341
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,325
Need a car?
342
00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:04,288
I got a car for sale, dude.
343
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,375
Well...
here she is.
344
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,420
I'll give you a dollar
for it.
345
00:13:12,421 --> 00:13:15,340
Come on, man. I overheard
you say you had $103.
346
00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:16,550
I'll take that.
347
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,634
Deal.
348
00:13:18,635 --> 00:13:20,053
Congrats, kid.
349
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:23,807
Oh, you're gonna want
to wash that key.
350
00:13:30,522 --> 00:13:32,190
Man,
this ride is smooth.
351
00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:33,317
Dude, yeah.
352
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,110
I'm just trying to get us
some tunes here.
353
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,862
This radio
only pulls one station.
354
00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:39,156
Who cares?
Blast it.
355
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:52,461
What's up?
356
00:13:53,879 --> 00:13:55,756
What are those?
Chips?
357
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:57,341
Hey, yep.
358
00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:01,678
So, what's our plan
for tonight?
359
00:14:01,762 --> 00:14:04,222
Grab some beers and hit
that Westside party
360
00:14:04,306 --> 00:14:05,349
Karen invited me to.
361
00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:07,476
Okay.
Every place around here IDs.
362
00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:08,977
How are we gonna get beers?
363
00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:10,520
I guess we could hit that
one store in the next county
364
00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:11,938
where the dude is blind.
365
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,106
- Where are we heading?
- Whoa!
366
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,524
Stop the car, stop the car,
stop the car!
367
00:14:14,608 --> 00:14:16,860
Go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, my God.
368
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,028
Who the hell are you?
369
00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,155
I'm Waffle.
Where's Billy?
370
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,531
Billy sold my boy this car.
371
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:24,618
Billy is always
selling things Waffle is in.
372
00:14:24,701 --> 00:14:27,079
I'm sure that's true Now,
can you get out of the car?
373
00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:28,997
Allow me to present
a second option.
374
00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:30,999
Heard you're going to a party
on the west side.
375
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,376
What if you let me
hitch a ride with you?
376
00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,503
My buddy Bernard's townhouse
is right there.
377
00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,046
No way.
Get out.
378
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:39,841
I also heard you say
you needed to buy some beer.
379
00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:56,650
D, I've got to find the can.
I'll see you in there.
380
00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:01,405
Didn't even say goodbye.
381
00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:06,284
What the...
382
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:07,411
Waffle?
383
00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:08,578
Hoody.
384
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,041
He's a good guy.
385
00:15:17,671 --> 00:15:20,465
Five-finger boost, huh?
You know, you remind me of me.
386
00:15:21,425 --> 00:15:22,717
No offense, Waffle,
387
00:15:22,801 --> 00:15:24,428
but me and you
are not the same.
388
00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,304
I was once a poor kid
389
00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:28,098
trying to impress people
that don't matter.
390
00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,808
You gotta see this girl.
391
00:15:29,891 --> 00:15:31,685
Trust me.
She matters.
392
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:34,312
I promise you, in ten years,
she won't.
393
00:15:34,396 --> 00:15:36,982
The only things that
really matter are your family,
394
00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:38,066
your integrity,
395
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,527
and freezing your eggs
if you're a lady.
396
00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:42,404
That's real bleak, Waffle.
397
00:15:42,487 --> 00:15:44,322
It's not bleak.
It's about priorities.
398
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,367
If I could do it
all over again,
399
00:15:47,451 --> 00:15:49,411
I would have cared more
about the people
400
00:15:49,494 --> 00:15:51,913
who, you know,
cared about me.
401
00:15:59,963 --> 00:16:01,173
Need a ride?
402
00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,633
Dewey?
Get in.
403
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:04,843
I'll explain.
404
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,517
Hey, Mama.
I'm Waffle.
405
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:14,686
Hello, Waffle.
406
00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:15,937
Whose car is this?
407
00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:17,189
It's ours.
408
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:20,609
Mine and yours.
Look what $103 can buy.
409
00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:25,864
It has seat belts, a hole
where a cigarette lighter was.
410
00:16:25,947 --> 00:16:27,282
It gets the news.
411
00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,658
You love the news.
412
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:31,953
I'm sorry about earlier.
413
00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:34,372
I'm glad you got
the car you needed.
414
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,291
Look, there's a lot of
things that we need,
415
00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:38,084
and I'm gonna start
helping with that.
416
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,172
But I promise you
one thing.
417
00:16:42,881 --> 00:16:44,549
One day, I'm gonna
get you a Cadillac.
418
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,801
A red one? You know
my favorite color is red.
419
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,804
All the colors. Look, one
for every day of the week.
420
00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:50,931
Or seven red ones.
421
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:52,599
Or seven red ones.
422
00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:57,354
Oh, seven red ones.
423
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:01,399
Bye.
424
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,943
Bye, Mama!
425
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,445
Hey, man, I appreciate
that advice you gave me.
426
00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:06,655
Hey, no problem, kid.
427
00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:09,115
I can tell how much you
and your mom love each other.
428
00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:10,909
I know you're gonna give her
all those things one day.
429
00:17:10,992 --> 00:17:11,993
I mean, I hope so.
430
00:17:12,077 --> 00:17:14,079
No, no, no.
You will.
431
00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:16,915
As long as you keep doing
one thing.
432
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,960
All you got to do is...
433
00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,260
All I got to do is what?
434
00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:31,179
Yo, Waffle?
Waf--
435
00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:33,139
Uh, yeah, there's a
dead guy named Waffle
436
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:34,349
in a random Thunderbird
437
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:35,725
that's officially owned
by nobody.
438
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:37,602
Yeah, my name
is Mayor McCheese.
439
00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,985
Gosh, I wasn't expecting
to care about Waffle so much.
440
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:46,820
I know, right?
441
00:17:46,903 --> 00:17:48,029
Every time
I pass a Waffle House,
442
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:49,906
I always kiss my fingers
and point to the sky.
443
00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:51,741
That's for you, Waffle.
444
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,702
And you kept the promise
you made to your mom.
445
00:17:53,785 --> 00:17:56,705
I believe we have a picture of
one of the cars you gave her?
446
00:17:56,788 --> 00:17:57,872
Mama Rock.
447
00:17:57,956 --> 00:18:00,000
She just loves
her red Caddies.
448
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,293
I need to call my mom.
449
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,128
Last time
I talked to her was...
450
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:05,922
thirty years ago.
451
00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:07,090
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
452
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,679
Now, was it at this point
in your life
453
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,848
when you decided to stop
working the gimmick?
454
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:17,517
The truth is, I've never
stopped working the gimmick.
455
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:20,645
I've just learned to make
the gimmick work for me.
456
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:23,398
I started figuring it out when I
got to the University of Miami.
457
00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:25,233
Oh, you were there on
a football scholarship.
458
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,027
A five-star recruit
coming out of high school.
459
00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:28,695
And I was fired up...
460
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:32,824
Because in 1990, the U
wasn't just a football team.
461
00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:34,868
We were a movement.
462
00:18:35,619 --> 00:18:36,703
Three national titles
463
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:38,622
under three different
head coaches in the '80s.
464
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:41,708
An incubator for future stars.
465
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,918
You know the 'Canes
became legends
466
00:18:44,002 --> 00:18:47,714
for the joy they played with and,
of course, that swagger, baby.
467
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:50,133
Coolin' in Miami
one summer day
468
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,552
Driving down the streets
along the bay
469
00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:55,347
When I got
to Miami, I just wanted to fit in.
470
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:58,308
I had no intention
of working the gimmick.
471
00:18:58,391 --> 00:19:00,644
I was just gonna keep
my head down and grind.
472
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,321
There he is.
The Beast of Bethlehem.
473
00:19:11,404 --> 00:19:12,572
What up, Coach Orgeron?
474
00:19:12,656 --> 00:19:15,075
How the hell are you, son?
Welcome to Miami football.
475
00:19:15,158 --> 00:19:16,368
Hey, you want some coffee?
476
00:19:16,451 --> 00:19:17,786
No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.
477
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,579
Oh, me neither.
I chew it.
478
00:19:19,663 --> 00:19:21,414
Sends it straight
to the blood.
479
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:23,625
All right, first D-line
meeting's at noon.
480
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:24,709
Yes, sir.
481
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:26,878
Yo, what's up man?
482
00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:29,631
Jessie Armstead, best
linebacker in the country.
483
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,592
Hey. Russell Maryland,
young D-line legend.
484
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:34,761
Dwayne Johnson,
Beast of Bethlehem.
485
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:37,180
Also known as Hitzilla,
Edward Blitzerhands,
486
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,265
and the Chairman
of Goldman "Sacks"
487
00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:40,684
Hmm, yeah, we know.
488
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,477
Your dad was here an hour ago
bragging on you.
489
00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:44,020
My dad was here?
490
00:19:44,104 --> 00:19:46,314
Yeah, Rocky Johnson. I used
to watch him when I was a kid.
491
00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,400
I even got his autograph.
Check it out.
492
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,529
Congrats, man. He said you was
gonna be on the Wheaties box.
493
00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:55,615
What? Some next
generation athlete-type thing.
494
00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:56,783
When's it hitting the shelves?
495
00:19:56,866 --> 00:20:00,036
Uh, you know, we did that
for Wheaties Asia,
496
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,122
so it's not
coming out in the States.
497
00:20:02,205 --> 00:20:04,290
Even better. I've got some
family out in Singapore.
498
00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:06,459
Maybe they can peep it.
Oh, no. See, that's the thing.
499
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,504
That's South Asia, and it's
coming out in North Asia.
500
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,717
You're lying to the wrong
geography buffs.
501
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,803
Yeah, wait till my uncle
in Singapore hear about this.
502
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,222
Freshmen, man.
503
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,724
Dad, you were
here this morning?
504
00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:21,933
Drove all the
way from Tampa
505
00:20:22,016 --> 00:20:23,101
to be there
when the gym opened.
506
00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,687
I go outta my way
to set my son up for success.
507
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:27,230
Yeah, but you didn't even
come see me.
508
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,107
That would have spoiled
the surprise.
509
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,316
What surprise?
510
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,527
I put you over with the guys.
511
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:33,862
It was your first day
in the program,
512
00:20:33,945 --> 00:20:35,196
and I wanted
to make you look good.
513
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,449
What, by telling them I was
gonna be on a Wheaties box?
514
00:20:37,532 --> 00:20:38,950
Surprise!
515
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:40,785
You're
surprised, ain't you?
516
00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:42,120
No, I'm not surprised.
517
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:43,872
I had to cover and tell 'em
it was for Wheaties Asia.
518
00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:45,498
Wheaties Asia? No.
519
00:20:45,582 --> 00:20:46,833
No, son.
You're messing it up.
520
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,127
Look, all you gotta
do is work the gimmick.
521
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,211
There is no gimmick to work.
522
00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:52,213
I'm not gonna be
on a Wheaties box.
523
00:20:52,297 --> 00:20:54,132
But they don't know that.
524
00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:55,216
Hello?
525
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:58,178
Hey, champ, truck's loaded
up and all ready for delivery.
526
00:20:58,261 --> 00:20:59,345
You got it, boss.
527
00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:00,972
I'm just on the phone
with my kid.
528
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:03,183
All right, son.
529
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,059
Father's gotta
go back to work.
530
00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,730
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the best.
531
00:21:08,813 --> 00:21:10,190
God's the best.
532
00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:25,872
All aboard!
533
00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:00,156
Kid's knocking those out.
534
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,741
Yeah. What's he on?
535
00:22:02,367 --> 00:22:05,078
Twenty. Okay, okay.
536
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:09,123
Twenty-five, 26,
537
00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:11,459
twenty-seven, 28,
538
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:13,461
twenty-nine, 30...
539
00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:15,088
Come on, come on.
540
00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:16,589
Thirty-one...
541
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:17,841
All right, come in,
come in!
542
00:22:17,924 --> 00:22:20,718
Thirty-two, 33...
543
00:22:22,053 --> 00:22:23,847
Thirty-four!
544
00:22:25,265 --> 00:22:27,058
Thirty-five!
545
00:22:31,855 --> 00:22:33,982
Thirty-six! Yeah!
546
00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:40,154
Damn.
Your dad wasn't lying.
547
00:22:40,822 --> 00:22:43,741
You better eat
your Wheaties, Asia.
548
00:22:45,785 --> 00:22:49,914
That's when I found my
version of working the gimmick.
549
00:22:50,623 --> 00:22:53,293
Be me, but with the dial
turned up to 11.
550
00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,711
So that's who I was
551
00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:56,629
every time I flashed
the People's Eyebrow.
552
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:58,673
That's who I was
when I threw Ludacris
553
00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:00,383
off a bridge in Jumanji 5
554
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,551
and that's who I was
555
00:23:01,634 --> 00:23:04,387
when I played Gene Simmons
in that Kiss biopic.
556
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:05,805
But, Dwayne, I have to ask,
557
00:23:05,889 --> 00:23:08,516
wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell your teammates
558
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,935
that your dad made that whole
Wheaties thing up?
559
00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:12,270
Yeah, of course it would
have been easier,
560
00:23:12,353 --> 00:23:14,647
but I couldn't do that,
Randall. That's my dad.
561
00:23:15,189 --> 00:23:17,025
The truth is, in his way,
562
00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:18,985
he pushed me to do things
I never would have done.
563
00:23:20,236 --> 00:23:21,654
Well, can you give us
some more details?
564
00:23:21,738 --> 00:23:24,282
Like, how did you get
from Hawaii to Pennsylvania?
565
00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:26,534
Did you ever know Waffles'
last name?
566
00:23:26,618 --> 00:23:28,536
When did you start
playing football?
567
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,913
I'm gonna tell you
all of that, Randall,
568
00:23:29,996 --> 00:23:31,706
and much more.
569
00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:34,250
And, look, once people hear these
stories about my life and my family,
570
00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:37,503
they're gonna see how much
we actually all have in common.
571
00:23:38,046 --> 00:23:39,547
I can't wait.
That's right.
572
00:23:39,631 --> 00:23:41,507
Oh, and I've got
some pretty cool stories
573
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:42,800
about André the Giant.
574
00:23:43,885 --> 00:23:45,011
That's a great question.
575
00:23:45,094 --> 00:23:46,804
And so, yes, the dalmatians...
576
00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:50,224
Hey!
Bonjour, babies.
577
00:23:51,434 --> 00:23:53,102
Let me tell you
my career, huh?
578
00:23:53,728 --> 00:23:55,146
What are you looking at?
579
00:23:56,964 --> 00:24:01,964
http://hiqve.com/
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