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I'm so screwed.

Hey. You busy today?

Uh, just the homework. Well, aren't you going to ask me what I'm going to do

today?

Okay. Fuck my boyfriend's dad.

Rory's dad?

Yeah, you can come watch if you want.

Is that a good idea?

Rory, is he here?

You're crazy.

Rory, stop it.

Thank you.

Oh.

What was the council like? Sorry.

Oh, well, I don't know why he's not here. He's not answering his phone

But since you're here with all of these tools, I actually need something fixed

over in my room. So if you want to come home with that, that's super

appreciated. Yeah? Yeah. Yay. Thank you. If you're not hiring, so you can hear

us back in a minute. Sure.

I've got all the tools we need.

Okay, so let me show you what exactly is going on. It's a nightmare.

It's so annoying, but this ice cream is so loose and... I do not know what to do

about it. I don't know how to fix it. I've tried.

It wasn't on purpose when I turned it off in the bed, so... Slowly got more

loose? Yeah, like, way loose.

It was not like that.

The rock in the bed?

Tons.

Tons? Oh, my.

It just doesn't feel dirty, like, at all.

I think it's, like, because of the bed frame being, like, so loose.

Right.

Yeah, mine has gotten looser over time. Yeah, and, like, it just doesn't feel

sturdy. Everything is just, like, I'm not getting a good night's rest.

Okay. Uh, well, I think I did.

Yeah, I can't remember.

I don't know how to do it.

A lot of oscillation over time.

Really not sure you should be doing that.

What are you saying? You don't want me?

You're my son's girlfriend, so it's inappropriate.

Can you keep it a secret?

Just between us?

Nobody has to know.

I couldn't keep it a secret from my son.

Well, that would fix me in a bed.

You don't need to worry about that.

They really should.

There's nothing here to worry about.

Hmm.

Oh, you're so much better than Rory.

A little inappropriate, young lady.

There's nothing you need to worry about.

What

if

Rory fixes his car and comes home, sees my car and comes in?

You don't need to think about that.

How can you be so sure?

Oh, so good.

Guess Lori knows how to put the big balls in her dick for his father.

Yeah, but your dick is bigger.

Oh wow.

How are you feeling?

I've never seen that before.

Oh, oh.

Roll that spit as you drop it.

This cocktail looks like me.

Oh.

I'm sure about this.

He's watching.

You don't have nothing to worry about.

Don't mind him.

Good night.

I expected this.

It's your turn to fuck me.

Yeah.

That was a good idea.

Rory's mom is not quite built like you.

fucking busy.

You're going to jump this table.

Fucking throw me until you fucking throw me. Oh, yes.

That's a nice fucking girlfriend.

I really shouldn't have done that.

Oh, dear.

Not a word about this to anyone, do you?

Mr. Kent?

Thank you.

That was fun.

Amen.