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What the fuck are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

Um...

Your... Don't even. I'm Pitt.

Do you want to know why I'm Pitt, Coach Venture?

Sure. I'm Pitt because I heard through the grapevine that you're going to make

Trinity team captain.

I haven't officially picked a team captain yet, but we were considering

as an option.

And why...

Why would you do that when I'm your fastest runner?

You know, being team captain isn't just about being the fastest girl on the

team. Okay, then what is it about?

Well, it's about a lot of things. It's about, you know, your attendance,

reputation, the way you motivate the other players. Okay, first of all, my

attendance is perfect.

It is. Second of all, I get along with all my teammates.

You get along with them?

I have no problem with any of them.

So am I not motivating them?

Or am I not motivating you?

I don't know what you're trying to say.

I mean, does Trinity motivate you?

No, Trinity doesn't motivate me. But Trinity doesn't motivate you in

any way.

She doesn't. Heidi does seem a little bit slutty. I wouldn't be surprised if

motivates you. She's not as creative

as you are.

Yeah. Well, maybe I could motivate you.

And then we could decide team captain after that.

Are you going to motivate me?

I think I can motivate you. How are you going to motivate me?

I have a couple ideas.

But I think you know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

I guess I do know what you mean.

Yeah.

Do you like that?

No. No?

Oh.

oh

Are you feeling motivated at all?

Just a little bit.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

I think you should put me on this desk

So what do you say?

I'm gonna be the team captain.