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Original subtitles

This film is dedicated to Romulo Fritscher in memorian

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music playing]

♪ Burn one ♪

♪ Burn one ♪

♪ Burn one ♪

[music fades out]

[traffic noises]

[rock music playing]

Amsterdam, The Netherlands

[traffic noises]

[knocking on door]

[traffic noises]

[yelling excited]

How are you?

-I'm so pleased to meet you both! -♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-Beautiful family!! -♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -Come inside.

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -The dogs! How are you?!

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ Oh, my man, I have a...

Dude, it's too long!

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -What the flower, man?

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪

So long time no see!

This is good stuff, man...

This is heavy stuff, man...

[rock music playing]

Where am I?

-♪ Uuhhh! ♪

-♪ Uuhhh! ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

Stoned daddy

[rock music fades out]

This is a Dutch flower.

A Dutch flower, the tulip.

Yeah!

The tulip!

Welcome to Holland!

[chuckles]

Karla Krishna,

this dude is my brother, Karla Krishna!

-He's my brother, man!

We met in the 70's!

You liked it? You liked it?

Man, this is...

hot, this is direct from your heart to my heart.

[rock tune playing]

[rock tune ends]

Karlinha,

look how professional these guys are!

♪ Burn one ♪ [psychedelic rock music playing]

Weed stuff.

-Look how wonderful! -♪ Burn one ♪

[laughs]

Look!

[laughs] ♪ Burn one ♪

Professional...

Professional stuff! Look!

Look at the cone the guy makes, look at the size of the joint!

Wow!

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music fades out]

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music playing]

♪ Burn one ♪

[laughs]

♪ Burn one ♪

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music ends]

[hens clucking]

[rooster crowing]

So,

did you find anything out?

Nothing.

Nobody knows anything, nobody has heard of this place.

Ridiculous!

Where the hell are we?

Wanna go back, Patricia?

Elsewhere.

It’s an appropriate name, don’t you think?

Yeah.

Sounds poetic.

[psychedelic rock music playing]

I've waited for you,

but take long you to come, so, I already lighted it.

Yeah, as always, you couldn't wait, man.

[psychedelic rock music ends]

Like the old times, man!

This is for the old times.

How is Brazil, man?

Brazil is terrific, man.

-Let's go! -We're gonna plant this there.

Let's go!

I'll smuggle it in my wig. Here.

[chuckles]

I put it in here

and go to the...

[coughs] airport.

[laughs]

Let's go!

Oh, man...

This is good stuff.

This is real dope.

[psychedelic rock music playing]

-Aww! -Aww!

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music fades out]

[car engine]

[adventurous tune playing]

[adventurous tune fades out]

[bell ringing]

Elsewhere

Look, Patty, I don’t want to scare you,

but I think we’re completely lost.

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[psychedelic tune playing]

[psychedelic tune fades out]

[futuristic tune playing]

[futuristic tune ends]

[psychedelic tune playing]

[psychedelic tune fades out]

[rock music playing]

♪ You can't beat it ♪

♪ If you're just passing through ♪

♪ I'm not in this ♪

♪ Just to see what it is ♪

♪ I’m the incredible chimney man ♪

♪ Sick in the head, hurt in the foot ♪ [rock music ends]

[car engine]

Burn one you're elsewhere

welcome to the parallel universe

Maua inn

[psychedelic tune playing]

The great book of cannabis

[psychedelic tune fades out]

Come here, Luana.

Let’s hook up.

Not now.

Why?

You gotta work, baby.

Don’t say that word, it gives me allergies.

I have nothing to do, anyway.

[scoffs]

Good morning.

I need a room.

You've slept the whole trip.

As if.

Greetings.

How are you? We need two rooms, please.

Mauricio!

What happened, Patricia?

Is everything alright?

I... I...

I refuse to stay in this shithole!

Look at that!

Let’s get out of here for God’s sake!

Calm down, Patricia.

You haven’t seen a thing.

Come here.

[laughs]

Slow down.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs]

[psychedelic tune playing]

[psychedelic tune fades out]

[Woman] Butterflies also bleed.

Butterflies also bleed, cry and suffer.

Sorrows lost in the disenchantment of futile days.

They fly on routes wounded

by the friction of violent marginal passions.

And fade into the dense, polluted atmosphere

where they entered innocent and vulnerable.

Butterflies also bleed, suffer, cry and despair.

The lash of fierce tongues

trying to diminish its splendor and lightness.

And they disappear into memories swept

into the darkest corner of the room under the old Persian rug,

polished by uninformed and voracious moths

Butterflies bleed, suffer, cry and despair

But they never ever give up on flying,

I feel

Universal.

And I only came to see you,

I only came to Century Fox by the waist,

Paramount your tits.

And you MGM so deliciously.

[roars]

[roars]

That your Cinecittà, mama,

you Cinecittà floods,

overflows and swamps like Atlantis

in a radical burlesque

that can make even the Warner Brothers blush.

In the dusty cinema,

without a penny to his name,

of negative that would like to light the spark

of the torch of that woman in robe

of Columbia Pictures.

But I feel Universal tonight

and I only came to Century Fox

by the waist

and you MGM so deliciously.

[roars]

[roars]

And butterflies also bleed.

[rock tune playing]

Ivanildo Soares de Macedo.

[rock tune fades out]

Can you say it again?

He is deaf.

[rock tune playing]

- Ivanildo Soares de Macedo. - Ivanildo Soares de Macedo.

I don’t know anyone here by that name.

Are you sure?

[guitar strumming]

To be honest, among us here,

no one even has a name.

-It’s all nicknames. -Another one...

Well, but...

We have a super old photo of him

from decades ago, but

maybe it helps.

He looks practically like everyone I know.

That's all I needed...

He can be anyone from around.

Even myself.

Who knows, maybe it's me?

[rock tune fades out]

There's a similarity.

Give me a break!

We're wasting time here, Mauricio. Let's go!

Let me take another look at the photo.

Come here,

by chance, do you...

have a joint for me?

The nerve!

I don't have any, maybe the junk will refresh my memory.

Do you know who are you talking to?

I’m a regular person, a public prosecutor, do you hear me?

-I demand respect! -Calm down, Patricia.

Snap out of it, kid. Don’t push it.

Marijuana is the most common thing around here.

Everyone burns it.

Have you ever tried it?

What do you think? Of course not.

Did you know it's a felony?

Article 28 of the penal code. One to three years of prison!

Hold on, Patricia.

She’s nervous, I’m sorry, sir.

I see, I see...

[guitar strums]

Not for nothing,

but if she had some,

she wouldn't be so stressed.

Cannabis is the best natural sedative there is, did you know?

You can ask any homeopath if you don't believe me.

-I am a homeopath. -There you go.

Am I right or what?

Not quite.

You've never prescribed Cannabis sativa for your patients?

I have, but in very diluted doses.

I can guarantee it doesn't cause any hallucinogenic effects.

So, it’s dirt weed.

-Enough! This is absurd! Let’s go! -Calm down.

You just got here.

No way.

[tense music playing]

I’ll help you.

Until recently, we even thought he was dead.

That’s what our mother said.

After she passed away, we found out the truth.

[tense music ends]

Who told you?

A priest, mom's great friend.

Poor thing, they lost their mother.

But at least they got a father, right?

[laughs]

[rock music playing]

Yeah.

Hmmm...

Oh,

don't tell me you’re squares?

It’s just that we're not used to it.

[laughs]

You guys don't smoke?

[laughs]

-Sensational Salò, -[rock music ends]

you got me a neo post-metrosexual square couple?

[laughs]

Yeah...

[laughs]

What planet did you come from?

The kids these days are lame,

they’re all a bunch of pussys.

These guys know nothing.

I bet they only fuck one-on-one to guarantee a draw.

A good old orgy, no way.

[laughs]

I'll wait outside.

-[laughs] -Oh...

What’s wrong with her?

Maybe she’s a virgin.

[laughs]

[new wave music playing]

Are you OK?

[new wave music fades out]

How can they think they are above us

living here in this dump godforsaken place?

They think they’re better than us at what, tell me?

Is it so wrong to want a normal life, to work like everyone else?

Because for them, the right thing is to live this sterile life,

smoking weed all day long, non-stop.

I swear to you, brother,

I want to throw everyone in jail.

Take it easy, Patricia.

-They are harmless. -No.

I don’t think so. I have my doubts.

The secret is to not care much about what they say.

How dare they,

speculating about my privacy, damn it!

Now you, as a man, should have stood up for me.

Damn, you are my brother.

Patricia, did you see the amount of drugs they use?

How do you expect them to act normally? It’s impossible.

Now, tell me,

what if our father is like them?

Or worse.

What if he's one of them?

What do you expect to find here?

In a place like this?

My head is not ready to have a

father figure who is

a hippie,

a flower power walking museum, an icon of the seventies.

[chuckles]

It's no walk in the park.

Being called a hippie like it's a bad word!

[chuckles]

What, having long hair with the soldiers in charge?

We had TFP, military training, tradition here, family there.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Speaking in your language,

Conservatives did not accept our innovative and revolutionary attitude,

so, they picked on us as they continue to do to this day.

And why all this?

Because we resist this, to say the least,

ahn... hmm... unnatural life

that you try to shove down our throats.

[chuckles]

Don't take it the wrong way, but all this chat is old news.

Old like pissing in a bush.

Old like me

and/or your father.

[chuckles]

Why? Do you know him?

Oh yes...

I’m not sure you know that,

as my master Guimarães said,

I almost that nothing not I know. But I disconfide of many things.

[chuckles]

So, tell us who he is.

I fear you may be disappointed.

Don't you think?

I’m ready for anything. Tell us.

Tell us, where is he?

[humming] Ah!

Here.

It's me. What do you think?

-It can't be. -Why not?

As soon as Solomon said your mother's name,

it hit me.

Of course, she was beautiful with those cheeks.

I remember like it was yesterday.

Are you telling me you saw the photo and didn't recognize yourself in it?

Oh "recognized"... I've already recognized myself in so many photos.

Lula, Bin Laden, Santa Claus.

It's been too long, come on!

But when Solomon told me her name...

there was no question, I immediately came to talk to you.

And how can we be sure?

He must have some ID.

No, I lost everything

in a fire.

-Fire? What fire? -Fire? What fire?

-Fire. -Ah!

I had a small camping tent, so cute.

It was tiny and light, it only fit me inside,

maybe a company, but wherever I wanted to go, I was home.

I just had to set up the tent.

-And then? -I went many places.

And then what? Oh! Then...

the tent...

-Hmmm... [turn lighter on]

Then the tent

caught on fire.

-How did it catch on fire? -How?

Who knows?

I think I slept with a lit cigarette butt

and burned everything.

I woke up with everything burned, I still have the marks here.

I lost everything inside the tent,

but I’m still alive, right?

[laughs]

How long ago was that?

About seven years?

So, you're saying it's been seven years and you still haven’t got a new ID?

Why?

Because for what reason?

Why would I? [chuckles]

What do I need an ID for?

Everyone here knows me. You think... [laughs]

Nah, everything’s fine.

[rock music playing]

[rock music ends]

Patrícia, what's in it for him to be lying?

Let’s say financial.

These guys don't care about money, can't you see?

It's one thing not liking to work,

it's quite another not liking money.

Everybody likes money, Mauricio.

This guy must think we’re rich.

Of course not,

that doesn’t make any sense.

[keyboard clicking]

How can we be sure he's telling the truth?

Anyone could have made up a story like that.

We’re taking him to Rio de Janeiro and have DNA test.

-DNA? -Yes.

What if he doesn’t want to?

We can’t force him.

This is ridiculous, Mauricio.

We have to be sure.

[rock music playing]

[rock music ends]

[coughs]

This daughter of mine is very beautiful, right?

I think that's why she doesn’t really believe I’m her father.

-I'll only believe it after the DNA test. -Oh!

If that!

Because she might dispute genetics.

Leleco, just because you’re my father, doesn’t mean I have to like you.

Oh...

That hurt, huh?

Yeah, but that’s because I’m poor

like a rolling stone.

Leleco you are being unfair.

If you remember, our mother was poor.

[Leleco snarls]

OK, sorry if I've disappointed you.

[chuckles]

I’m not what you expected, right?

But pay attention, listen to your father’s words.

Attention, things are not what they seem.

Relax, girl. You need to drink. Give her a drink, Leleco.

-[laughs] -No, thank you.

I'm going to sleep.

-I’ll go with you, I’ll take you. -Oh no, wait.

No need,

I think a walk will do me good.

No, but it’s late.

It's not late. It’s not even midnight yet.

Luana, your watch is crazy. It’s past 3 a.m.

[chuckles]

I better go. Do you have the key?

Wait, it’s here, it's here.

Yeah, take the car.

Wait! [laughs]

Give me the key!

Thanks.

Look! Have some.

Shame on you, you could be my mother!

[snarls]

[chuckles]

Bye, gorgeous

[blows a kiss] [laughs]

She’ll get used to it after a while. Just give it time.

It’s just that Patricia

takes life very seriously.

[footsteps]

[door closes]

[sighs]

[rock ballad tune playing]

Things aren’t what they seem.

[airplane engine noise]

[gasps]

[rock ballad tune fades out]

[bell ringing]

[rock music playing]

[speakers] Attention passengers...

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

[speakers] Attention, please...

-♪ Uh! ♪ -[speakers] [indistinct chatter]

♪ For him ♪

♪ Time hasn't passed ♪

♪ And the deal still is ♪

♪ Rock 'n' Roll ♪

[speakers] [indistinct chatter]

♪ Always hitchhiking ♪

♪ On the road ♪

[speakers] [indistinct chatter]

♪ And the whole world ♪

♪ Is his home ♪

♪ He'll always be for sure ♪

♪ The same cool freak ♪

♪ And live in the stars ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

[rock music ends]

[truck engine]

[dogs barking] [rooster crowing]

[excited giggles]

Thanks for the ride, brother. Thank you very much.

Thanks, Ivanildo. Cheers!

May you have lots of pleasure in your life, lots of starlight.

Multiple orgasms!

That's great!

[truck engine starts]

[rock tune playing]

-[Ivanildo] ♪ The Pope sucks ♪ -[giggles]

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks cock ♪

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks cock ♪

-♪ The Pope sucks ♪ -[giggles]

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks cock ♪

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks cock ♪

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks cock ♪

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks ♪

♪ The Pope sucks ♪ ♪ The Pope also sucks ♪

[car engine]

[psychedelic rock music playing]

♪ Burn one ♪

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music ends]

Hi, love. Thank you!

Look, have faith, it was already written in the stars

that we would bump into each other here and now, at this exact moment!

I sensed this was going to happen about five minutes ago.

[chuckles]

[creepy laugh]

[rock tune playing]

That's sick, dude!

Getting a ride from a cutie like that!

Lucky us, Karla Krishna.

I can't believe this.

[coughs] [rock tune ends]

Do you mind putting this thing out?

[moaning]

Come on! I kinda do mind, man.

We've just arrived from our trip, we went through a lot of trouble

at customs. We're dying to mow some grass.

Right, Karla Krishna?

I don't think the girl likes it, Nil.

She probably doesn't know what it is.

Do you, gorgeous?

It seems like you don't do anything in this place other than

smoke weed all day long.

That's unfair. We also take some acid,

mushroom tea, and get drunk sometimes.

-Is that a problem? -Yes.

-[giggles] -Hey,

just try it.

This is legit black widow.

Dutch skunk,

just one puff takes you to heaven.

Would you please get out of my car?

Come on, dude...

Are you a buzzkill?

Now.

-You're hot-headed, my dear. -Hey!

-Do you want a massage? I'll do it. -No.

To ease up tension, you know?

Trust me, Karla Krishna has magic hands.

That’s why I’m with her to this day, right, Karlinha?

-Just for that, huh? -Nah!

There is also Kama Sutra, your specialty.

Oh, my God, just my luck...

[moaning]

[coughs]

[coughs]

[gasps]

You choose.

Either put this thing out or you're gonna walk.

What's going to be?

OK, cool.

[spits]

I'll drown the joint.

No problem.

Is it that good?

Much better.

[car engine starts]

[laughs]

[reggae tune playing]

[dog barking]

♪ Burn one ♪

[psychedelic rock music playing]

♪ Burn one ♪

Hey, I live right there.

We'll have a blowout tonight to celebrate our return.

You could show up,

so we can get to know each other better.

[giggles]

Right, Karlinha?

Yeah, totally. I agree.

We'll be rocking. It'd be cool if you just drop in.

I can't. I’m going back to Rio today. God willing.

Yeah...

He might not.

-I have to go. -[chuckles]

-See you around, OK? -[laughs]

[car engine starts]

Bunch of crazy ass people.

Bye!

Thanks for the ride, huh.

What's up?

Do you have a crush on her or just messing around?

What do you think?

[rock music playing]

[grunting]

[indistinct chatter]

[rock music fades out]

What the hell is that?

This is my place!

-[laughs] -Oh!

Sir, I’m so sorry.

Eh... I have nothing to do with this.

I was in a luau with them last night and they brought me here.

They said there was no problem. Sorry.

Ah... So, it was you, you baggers?

[laughs]

How many times have I said

no parties here when we’re not home?

[kissing sound]

And this schmuck over there, who is he?

Eh... Mauricio. Mauricio Albuquerque.

I’m sorry, sir. I assure you I have nothing to do with this.

[chuckles]

Don't call me sir.

[chuckles]

Ah, Nil, did you have to come back today?

Come on!

It's my life, I'll come back whenever I want.

-[laughing] -Don't worry, we'll be out.

-Yeah. -Not much happened.

[chuckles]

He would know, right?

Hey, bro,

you must had been really high

to hook up with these two bimbos, huh?

Did you hear that, Lena?

Are you jealous, man?

Eh... I need to go. Thanks.

You are not leaving before having a joint with us, right?

It’s too early for me.

Blast it, man.

[smirks]

Thank you.

-[Karla moans] -[Ivanildo chuckles]

Different.

This is a legit Black Widow, skunk,

first place in the Dutch Cannabis Cup.

[chuckles]

This right here, bro,

it's dope!

I even brought some seeds

in my wig to grow at home.

Karla Krishna and I went to a farm,

man, to learn how to do the thing.

It was the best time of my life.

If it were for me, we wouldn’t come back,

but Nil is the boos, right?

Nil? Nil?

Ivanildo Soares de Macedo, at your service.

Nil, new.

[rock music playing] ♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -Patricia, you can’t leave now.

-We have to talk. -♪ Uh! ♪

-[rock music ends] -About what?

I have nothing else to do here.

I know you’re upset with me about yesterday...

I'm done talking about it.

You're an adult, independent, do what you want with your life.

And I, mine.

You can’t leave now.

Why not? What's stopping me?

I've found our father, sis.

Ivanildo,

with ID, social security, everything.

Our father?

But wait a minute, so that means Leleco...

[Patricia] Leleco!

[fast rock tune playing]

[Patricia] Leleco!

[Patricia] Where are you?

[Patricia] Leleco!

[Patricia] Hey, scoundrel, where are you?

[Mauricio] You can come out, we know you’re there.

[fast rock tune ends]

-Hi. -You've got some nerve, huh?

Messing with other people’s feelings, man.

I should hand you over to the police, you know?

Don’t do that,

it will stain your karma. That's silly.

You're shameless, I should end you.

Not worth it. He's a poor wretch.

But listen, I actually met a girl called Edwiges,

she just wasn’t the same, but...

Do you think we're going to fall for your bullshit again?

It was just once, buddy. I won't fall again.

-Well... -I want to put you in jail. Jail!

Ok... ok... ok... I...

I messed up. But it was a poetic license. For everyone's sake.

You wanted a father, I've always wanted a family. It was going to work.

But Nil had to come back now, after so long? Bad luck.

You got a lot of nerve!

I have better things to do. Let’s go, Mauricio

[rock music playing]

[Mauricio] I know, Pattie,

but I bought this shirt to look a little less square.

[Patricia laughs] Didn't work, you look ridiculous.

My heart is racing, Mauricio. I'm excited.

[Mauricio] It’s the hill.

[Patricia] Don't be silly. [chuckles]

I hope it's really him.

It’s him, I’m sure.

Oh my God!

Look,

he doesn’t know yet, OK?

No?

I wanted to tell you first

or you wouldn't forgive me.

I’m glad you know me well.

-Let’s go. It’s in God’s hands. -Let’s go.

♪ Is it a bird? ♪

♪ You asked me with my feet ♪

-♪ Stuck in the ground ♪ -[Mauricio] Hi! Good evening.

♪ You asked me with my feet ♪

♪ Stuck in the ground ♪

♪ I'm a transgressor ♪

♪ Artist ♪

♪ I'm black, white ♪

-♪ Of any color ♪ -Look, Karlinha, who decided to show up!

Uh!

Aha!

You showed up!

You couldn’t resist old Nil’s charm!

But did you have to bring your boyfriend in tow?

Mauricio? No! Mauricio is my brother.

Ah... that's great! So, he won’t be jealous.

-Let’s dance? -[chuckles] Sure.

♪ I'm black, white, red skin ♪ ♪ Close to the sun, feet in the mud ♪

Didn’t you say you hated rock 'n roll?

It's true, I hate it.

-You can actually dance. -[chuckles] Not really.

You move like a charm.

[giggles]

Man, go get her.

Karla Krishna has a crush on you.

Come on! Come on!

-Hey! -[laughs]

If I were you, I wouldn't hesitate.

Karla Krishna knows everything about the Kama Sutra.

She was my teacher.

Ah... So that’s how you two met.

It was.

Naturally.

I taught a class

called "The Kama Sutra in 13 Lessons".

I was the only one she taught the fourteenth.

Go get her, man.

♪ I'm black, white, red skin ♪

Do you like him?

Who, Nil?

Nil is everything to me.

He is my partner, my lover, little bit of my father too.

It's because of him that I live the most interesting moments of my life.

I imagine they're not a few.

[chuckles] Of course they're many. And this, for example, is one of them.

I'm very flattered.

Girl...

[clears throat]

He doesn't care?

[giggles]

Who? Nil? No way.

-He taught me to be like that. -[chuckles]

Like how?

-Loyal to myself, true to may desires. -Desires?

[moaning]

Are you sure it won’t be a problem?

-Only if you reject me. -Me?

If you want, I was her best student, I can give you some lessons.

You're so naughty. I could be your daughter.

But so could Karla Krishna.

This does not hinder the practice of Kama Sutra in any way.

Yes, it's an opportunity for you to

integrate youth and experience.

You talk like that because you don't have any children.

Well...

not as far as I know.

But one can't say that, in the world of Sutra,

in some bed,

I haven't contributed

to the reincarnation of some unwise spirit.

[laughs]

Hey, hey, hey.

-Do you think this shirt is ugly? -I do.

-Shall we drink something? -Sure.

Juice, do you want some?

Do you wanna eat something? Look...

There’s bread with guava paste,

biscuits with mocoto jelly,

jam, brown rice cakes, banana, chocolate cake,

gooseberry juice with organic cachaça...

Is this mocoto?

Bread with guava paste?

My favorite delicacy.

-Have you ever tried? -No.

-Try it. -Thanks.

Is there anything else?

We have this refreshment.

We call it electric orangeade, right, Karla Krishna?

Let me try it.

See if it's good.

So?

It’s very good, you can have it. Drink here.

I’m thirsty. Give me.

Karlinha...

-Delicious. -Yeah.

Very good.

Incredible. Cheers.

I’ll have more, I’m so thirsty.

Wow, I really needed it.

Good, right?

[buzzing sound]

[rock music playing]

♪ We should be bestial, imbecile, ♪ ♪ animals like oxen ♪

[laughing hysterically]

♪ So I don’t have to think ever again, ♪ ♪ not having to think about us ♪

[laughing hysterically]

A rooster!

[laughing hysterically]

♪ I should hit my head on yours, ♪

♪ Completely lose our memory ♪

♪ So that you forget me ♪

♪ And we forget all our history ♪

♪ Because every time I film you... ♪ [rock music ends]

[psychedelic music playing]

[laughing hysterically]

Mauricio...

Come here to see how beautiful the stars are today, come here.

[laughing]

Damn, I’ve never noticed...

how they shine bright!

[laughing]

That’s awesome, dude!

[laughing]

I can see all the constellations! [laughing hysterically]

Patricia! Patricia!

Are you sure you're OK?

Of course I am!

Come here, sit by my side!

[laughing hysterically]

What’s happening to my sister? I’ve never seen her like this!

Come on, sit here!

[laughing hysterically]

[sighs]

[sighs] Oh...

Just like when we were kids, remember?!

[laughing]

We'd spent hours looking at the sky...

to see if we could find where

a certain person was.

That we never even met because he died too soon.

Our father.

Yeah, the one and only.

[laughing]

Patricia, you know you’re right about one thing?

About what?

-The stars... -[laughing]

they're really shining bright...

[laughing hysterically]

they seem, you know, bigger,

closer...

[laughing hysterically] Yeah, it's like...

It’s as if they were

at our fingertips!

[laughing hysterically]

[laughing hysterically]

Ouch! [laughing]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[giggles]

[sighs]

[giggles]

Patrícia, come here...

No! Don’t do that!

Why not? Let’s have some fun, you were enjoying it!

You didn’t get anything!

Anything!

You were the one who didn’t get anything!

Wait, gorgeous. I don't bite.

I mean, I do, but I won't take a piece, just some chills.

[laughing]

[rock tune playing]

There’s no point running away from me.

Where are you, gorgeous?

Just wait a minute, OK? Come, come, come.

Why are you running? Let's hang out.

Look, look, my sister needs me, OK?

Chill out, relax. Nil is with her, nothing is going to happen.

So, Nil being there with her, that’s the problem.

-Come with me, please! -But...

Mauricio, trust the stars, you know?

Trust the Universe that conspires in our favor.

Let me tell you,

I doubt Patricia has ever been better in her entire life, got it?

But my sister needs me now, please.

[moaning] She's not!

Nil is there with her, he’s an old hand,

He knows what to do, rest assured.

OK, OK, OK. But come with me, please! Come here!

Come, come.

You can’t escape me, gorgeous! [evil laugh]

I love hard things.

-Aha! -[screams] [rock tune ends]

No, please!

What’s up, gorgeous? Are you going to deny me a kiss?

Don't do that!

-Why not? -Because!

Don’t play hard to get.

I am your daughter!

What?

You are my father.

What kind of bullshit is this?!

I swear, it's true.

-Ask Mauricio. -It's true.

It’s true.

We’ve been looking for you for a while.

We...

We thought you'd died when we were still babies.

It was only after our mother died that we found out the truth.

Don't screw with me.

What kind of bullshit is this?! How can I've never heard of this?

You and our mom

-were together only once. -[smirks]

It was enough to make both of us.

Does that mean you are...

Twins.

[chuckles]

What was her name?

Edwiges.

[melodic tune playing]

[Ivanildo] Eddie...

[Patricia] Do you remember her?

Of course!

[Ivanildo] Meier’s little brunette!

She...

[Ivanildo] She got me head over heels.

She was a virgin,

that was not usual at the time.

We preached... We preached...

free love!

And we still are!

[chuckles]

We've already noticed that.

[chuckles]

Eddie was a virgin.

But she kept to herself.

I didn't know anything. I only realized it at the time.

I went bananas with her attitude.

I've cried, Karlinha.

But that was later, because

at first,

I was crazy about Eddie’s plump thighs.

Your mother was so hot.

[laughing]

She must have been so in love with you

to let something like that happen.

[Ivanildo] You look a lot like your mother.

You know,

I think this happened for a reason.

The four of us here,

under this beautiful moon.

We could be anywhere else.

There’s a lot of places out there.

But, no,

we’re here, the four of us,

[laughing]

with this beautiful tree so close to us.

And this shower of stars passing by quickly!

Uhu! [laughing]

Wow, guys,

this is remarkable, it's fantastic!

Karlinha, I think she drank too much of that orange juice.

-And you’re having fun, right? -[laughing hysterically]

Sure.

[gasps] Look at the little stars, look.

-Uhu! -[laughs]

[laughing]

The feeling I have, dad, is that I'm floating.

I’m on cloud nine.

[sighs]

I'm thinking a lot of things together at the same time.

[giggling]

Wait.

-Patrícia, listen. -Hmm.

You know that orange juice you drank?

It had LSD in it.

[rock tune playing]

-LSD? -Yeah...

Patrícia, LSD.

It's a powerful hallucinogen

that Dr. Albert Hofmann discovered by chance in the 1960s.

-Mauricio, I'm scared. -[rock tune fades out]

Calm down, Pattie. Calm down. Let’s eat something.

Take me home. Please, take me home.

No, no! Call mom, I want to talk to her. Call her.

You'll need a spiritist center.

Calm down, honey. Dad’s here.

No, not you. You played me.

How did I play you?

You’re like that guy who only thinks about our money.

What guy?

Eh... Leleco! Leleco!

He pretended to be you.

[laughs]

-Traitor! How dare him? -♪ Stoned daddy ♪

He must have thought we weren't coming back.

-He got screwed! ♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-That’s why he didn’t come to the party. -Yes!

Mauricio, I don't feel well, I think I’m going to faint.

-Calm down. -No, you won't.

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -Blow some.

I don’t want it!

-Do it. -Why?

And you! You were hitting on me!

Well...

Sorry, my bad.

We have to ease up a daughter, right, Karlinha?

[laughing]

[rock music playing]

[rock music fades out]

[rock music playing]

♪ I can be poor, dirty and rude ♪

♪ But at least I'm not a playboy ♪

♪ I might have a knife to my throat ♪

♪ But misery won't destroy me ♪

♪ I can be an addicted bum ♪

♪ But that’s how I stand ♪ ♪ Against the system ♪

♪ I can live without a penny ♪

♪ Money is my only problem ♪

♪ I can be weak and in a hole ♪

♪ But I won't back down to any asshole ♪

♪ I’d rather live in the gutter ♪

♪ than be a... ♪

♪ Devil’s puppy ♪

♪ Devil’s puppy ♪

♪ I can be poor, dirty and rude ♪

♪ But at least I'm not a playboy ♪

♪ I might have a knife to my throat ♪

♪ But misery won't destroy me ♪

♪ I can be an addicted bum ♪

♪ But that’s how I stand ♪ ♪ Against the system ♪

♪ I can live without a penny ♪

♪ Money is my only problem ♪

♪ Devil’s puppy ♪

♪ Puppy ♪ [rock music ends]

-[Ivanildo] Wow, Karla Krishna. -[giggles]

You're even hotter with this moisturizer.

Light up this joint, baby.

I've already told you that in the city

-we have to smoke twice as much -[kissing sound]

-[kissing sound] -to avoid

[kissing sound]

being overwhelmed like these awful people.

Totally. Weed is our eternal link with the plant world.

Oh, yes! Light it up!

Light it up?

None of that, for the love of God. Degenerates.

Repression has arrived.

Look, let's do like this:

every time you burn one,

you can light an incense, just one.

The street is busy, it's a family building,

the wind carries the smell into the hallway. Please!

-Alright, alright, I'll do it. -Thank you.

-Is that all? -One more thing.

Please,

don't be out in the open, don't smoke in front of the maid.

She’s new to the job, she might get suspicious.

Of what? There are no criminals here.

Dad, if you go out on the streets dressed like that,

you could be arrested for deviancy.

-What? -Vagrancy.

You don't have to be caught red-handed.

Come on, dude.

Look at your shirt, dad. Full of hashish punctures.

These ate the marks of life, son.

Every puncture is a pain. This one hurt like hell.

Mauricio, that's how it is. It's good when our clothes

interact with everyday life.

They reflect the things we most enjoy doing in life. Got it?

No.

Want a puff?

Pu-puff?

No, I have to work.

[chuckling]

Just a puff, Mauricio, to be inspired.

You know what? My patients, you know?

-Hmm. -[moaning]

-[moaning] -My eyes get very congested.

Good morning, Mr. Mauricio.

Sorry, I’m late.

They set fire on another bus.

Eh...

Karla Krishna, Nil, my friends. Lucineide.

Hi, Brazilian beauty.

Lucineide...

Let’s chat, come here.

Crack a beer open!

What beer? It's 10 a.m.

[chuckles]

So what? I'm a hippie. [laughing]

Stay here with us for a little while, sit here.

Excuse me, I’m going to the kitchen, I’m very busy.

Don’t worry, I’ll help you do everything later.

Some people will be arriving soon, I’m sure they will help.

Why do you have to do everything alone?

I get paid for this.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Have you ever heard of surplus value?

These people must pay you pennies to make you work hard all day.

Dad, dad.

-What is it? -Please.

Look,

I have to go to work.

I have a lot of patients waiting.

I can’t stay here babysitting you.

It's in God's hands.

Ah, don't forget, don't be late for the party.

OK... What? What party?

[rock music playing]

What?

-Didn’t your father tell you? -No.

Dude, I’m sorry.

I almost forgot.

Karlinha, light another joint because my memory is terrible.

See, see? Keep smoking weed.

Come on, man, this myth that weed

- affects memory has long been debunked. - ♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -In 1900's...

-by the doctor... -♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -remembering exactly

-but it was debunked, true. -♪ Stoned daddy ♪

- I've invited everyone from Elsewhere. - ♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -What?

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -Yeah, everybody’s coming, man.

Don’t forget to bring your girlfriend, huh?

It’s true, Nil and I are dying to meet the chick.

Her name is Elisa, isn’t it?

Yes, her name is Elisa.

♪ Uh! ♪ [sighs]

[rock music ends]

Look, guys, quick question:

where are you going to put all these people?

Right here, man. There’s plenty of space here.

This room alone can fit about twelve.

Twelve? It's a small apartment, it doesn't fit everyone.

Small, Mauricio? Your father and I have already slept

in a tent, inside a small tent, with more than ten people.

-Igloo. -Yeah.

And it wasn't any sacrifice, OK? It was kinda crazy, right, Nil?

-[giggling] -Listen.

Is Patricia aware of this?

Of course not, it's a surprise.

Yes! Surprise!

[chuckling]

[doorbell rings]

Who's that? I'm not expecting anyone.

Hi! How are you?

-Elisa! -Hi, baby.

[door closing]

[moaning]

Are you OK? What are you doing here?

I've missed you, honey.

I’m very late for work, let's...

Eh... [clears throat]

Elisa, this is Ivanildo my father

and his wife, Karla Krishna.

Oh, your girlfriend is really hot, man. Wow, she's wonderful.

You'll have to share her from now on.

It's a joke, don't take it seriously. Let’s go.

It's not a joke. You have to come to the party later.

We're having a wild party, OK?

Don’t forget to come.

-Hot! -I'll explain, honey. Come on.

[laughing hysterically]

Did you see her face?

[laughing hysterically]

And now I present the CAMBADA group!

Uh!

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! ♪

♪ -In my mommy’s belly ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I already turned and looked ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -This new option ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -And wanted to kiss ♪

♪ -Damned feeling ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -Inside me ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I was screaming ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ Close to the kidneys ♪

♪ -Don’t get me wrong ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I’m all fetal ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -Hooked up on anal pleasure ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -At first communion, ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I was already masturbating ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ All through seminary all I could ♪ ♪ Think about was your ass ♪

♪ -I didn’t want to know ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I just wanted to kiss ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ Bite, spank, decipher And also taste it ♪

What does this mean?

Surprise!

I’m glad you’re here, Patricia.

I can’t take it anymore! I’m dying to leave this place!

-Excuse me! -Where are you going, baby?

Where? I’m going home. This has nothing to do with me.

Wait, wait, what do you mean, brat?

This is our home.

-Home? -Yes.

Do you call this home? This is a drug den!

Be real. How could you be part in all of this?

Look at your brother.

Even your brother is lost.

I won’t stay here another minute!

I’m not staying here another minute either.

I have a name to uphold.

After all, have you thought about the police knocking here?

A police raid, are you crazy?

Ah... Here's the deal: just leave, don't waste time. You can go. Bye.

You should be careful too, Patricia.

We're lawyers, Patricia! What if they go after our licenses?

They could disbar us!

♪ -Rim job! ♪

[Felipe] Wait up,

is that your father?

[giggles]

♪ -Rim job! ♪ -[Felipe] I see, I see.

Now I understand why you didn't want me to come up with you.

Got it, Patricia.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn’t have insisted. I'm sorry.

[Patricia] Felipe, do me a favor,

get the fuck out of here!

♪ -Don’t get me wrong ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I’m all fetal ♪ -[Felipe] Listen.

-Hey! -He’s talking to you.

Where do you want to go?

I'll go anywhere. Anywhere far away from here.

[Felipe] Great, what a coincidence.

I want to go to this place too.

Want to come with me?

Go with him, go with him.

Yes!

-Please, please. -Let her go.

You don’t even know him!

Let her go with him.

So what if I don't know him? I’m going with him.

At least he’s not stoned.

Please, please. Let’s get out of here.

Let me explain! Wait

Let her go.

Hey.

-Hi, how's it going? -Fine.

You must be Nil’s daughter, right?

-Yes, I am. -My pleasure. I'm Poem.

Is your name Poem?

Yes. A Midsummer Night's Poem. I’m the son of the light.

-What? -From Lady Light.

Do you know Grass? Grass of an Autumn Afternoon? She’s my sister.

I do not know who she is.

Doesn’t matter. What matters is that you’re really cool.

I liked it, you're kinda stern and hot,

Very serious. I really like serious.

-Look, come here. -Huh...

How about we meet later and have a chat afterwards?

Afterwards... No, I’m not in the...

Hey! What is that?

What is that scent? You should change your name to Scent.

No, no, no!

Yes, I have an aunt who is a numerologist. You smell so good!

Have you met Poem?

I will never forgive you!

What did I do?

"What did I do?" You could have warned me about all this.

Nil wanted to surprise you.

And he did it. He did it. Congratulations!

Come on, what did you want me to do? There was nothing I could do!

And the other, she left?

-[laughing] -I shouldn't have brought Elisa.

Yeah, I don’t think you should be with her anymore. She's very annoying.

Now tell me something:

what happened to Lucineide? Look at that!

I've never seen her like that.

Nil said that she is now Alucineide.

-Huh? -To live up to her new phase.

It kinda matches.

♪ She is a regular ♪

♪ Of the city’s nightclubs ♪

♪ It’s written on her forehead ♪

♪ All she wants is futility ♪

♪ All she wants is futility ♪

♪ Disloyal and dishonest ♪

♪ Always hiding her age ♪

♪ Only one dream remains ♪

♪ She wants to become a celebrity ♪

The space of time that is time long before it was space,

expanded a slow spot, pulsing, it became I.

And it made the infinite universe.

And it made the warmth of a hug.

[roaring] [laughing]

[laughing]

What is going on in my room? In my bed?

No, no. Get out!

Calm down, my dear. You're very stressed.

Come on, we’re giving you a massage. Let’s do hug therapy with her.

You need to relax. You’re very possessive of having.

The thing is being. And give. And give.

Come here, we’ll calm you down.

Get out of my room now!

Make love, not war.

Let’s go, girls, let's go.

She is stressed. But, look,

our offer remains. If you want, we can calm you down.

Come on, come on!

[laughs]

[door closing]

Is this the police?

I’m calling because there’s a party going on in the apartment next door.

[Police officer] So what, lady? Is the sound too loud?

You don't understand. The problem is that marijuana is running rampant.

[Police officer] How do you know?

By the smell, officer. By the smell. It's invading my apartment.

And there’s another thing: from the noise they’re making,

there must be at least 50 people getting high next door. At least.

[Police officer] And where do you want me to put 50 stoners, ma’am?

In jail. I want to see them smoke marijuana inside the jail.

[Police officer] Don't get me wrong, lady,

but have you ever heard of prison overcrowding?

For the love of God, you have to do something.

The smoke is invading my apartment.

I’m already getting dizzy with all this smoke in here!

[coughs] Please.

I beg you. This can't be happening to me.

I’m getting high against my will, it's not fair. It's not fair.

[crying]

[Police officer] What is the feeling, ma’am?

The feeling? [laughing hysterically]

The feeling? [laughing hysterically]

The feeling, sir? The feeling? [laughing hysterically]

[laughing hysterically]

The feeling? [laughing hysterically]

[rock music playing]

Wow!

You look amazing, my psychedelic muse!

As soon as I saw you, I realized:

this woman has potential.

Some people just need a little push

to find their true self.

It was very easy with you.

-I just added the letter "A" -[moans]

to your baptismal name

-and the miracle happened: -[laughs]

-A-lucineide! -Uhu!

Wow, Nil, wow!

I’ve never felt this good in my entire life!

Uhu!

My ebony goddess!

Hello? Hello? Hello? Elisa?

Hi, Mrs. Odete. Hou are you?

It’s Mauricio speaking.

Eh...

Is Elisa at home?

Do you know where she is?

No, she was supposed to be with me, but we had a disagreement and she left.

It was nothing serious.

What? Sorry, I didn't hear you.

Sorry, it was a motorcycle.

Can you say that again?

It was nothing serious. You can rest assured.

No problem. It’s very noisy in here. I can't hear you.

It was a motorcycle, Mrs. Odete. A motorcycle.

Yeah.

I’m sorry, ma’am. I love your daughter. Ask her to call me, please.

Thank you, Mrs. Odete.

Looking for news about your girlfriend?

She’s not home, I shouldn’t have called, I made her mother worried.

[moaning]

Don’t worry, she’s fine.

She must be with the dandy now.

Who? Felipe? No, they don't even know each other.

Exactly.

Look over there, a police car.

Is that for us?

Guys, we're fucked!

♪ I no longer have the imagination ♪ ♪ I used to ♪

♪ I no longer have ♪ ♪ So many interesting ideas ♪

♪ I no longer have ♪ ♪ To take tranquilizers ♪

-Does anyone have anything illegal? ♪ -To not kill my fellow human beings ♪

Put it in here, quickly. Everything in here with me.

[doorbell ringing]

[knocking on the door]

Come on, come on!

[knocking on the door]

Alucineide, let’s go.

[doorbell ringing]

[knocking on the door]

[knocking on the door]

[doorbell ringing] [knocking on the door]

[knocking on the door]

Alright.

Let's dance. Open up!

[knocking on the door]

[knocking on the door]

[breathes deeply]

Hello, good evening.

It’s a police investigation.

-Who owns the house? -I'm the owner.

-Oh, it's you. -Yeah.

Strange smell in here.

The bush is burning here.

-Calm down, there's no smell. -You calm down. Shut up.

You think I’m stupid, is that it?

That I don’t know the smell of weed.

-Is that it? -Calm down, please.

I’m calm, you're not. Shut up.

Excuse me, can I help, guard?

-Who is the smiley one? -My father.

You father?

Do you also burn one?

[nervous laugh]

Can't we reach an agreement?

Get that stupid smile off your face, boy,

Get that stupid smile off your face, I don't make deals with potheads.

Everybody to the station. Everaldo!

[growls] -Let's search everyone in here. - Take a look around the place.

Look...

You don’t need to do this, what you're doing is illegal.

-My sister is a lawyer. -Illegal?

Yeah?

I've received an anonymous tip.

And the smell here is good.

Where is Patricia?

I don't know.

[sniffs]

The police? Here?

They're searching everyone in the living room.

And did they find anything?

[sighs]

Everaldo,

did you search it like I said?

No wrongdoing.

Are you kidding me?

The smell is all over. How come you didn't find anything?

How many times I have to tell you? It smells like an insecticide.

We had to pest control the apartment.

Is there a problem?

-Insecticide? -Yes.

For blasting roaches?

Think you can fool me, girl?

I know exactly what's happening.

I just couldn't get you in the act.

Thanks for the girl.

But either way, you can't do anything.

It’s the law. You can only arrest if you catch in the act.

Furthermore, you don't even have a search warrant,

which, in itself, constitutes an irregularity.

You just got lucky.

I know exactly what's happening.

I'm going to tell you one thing.

I don't usually miss the boat.

I'll come back and catch you red-handed.

For now... Let’s go, Everaldo! To the police station, go!

-Sure. -Next time,

get a search warrant.

I also don't miss the boat. I'll sue you

Maybe I’ll catch you in the act.

Try me.

[rock music playing]

The nerve.

Look, the officer is drinking acid. He’s going to get so high!

-[door closes] -Yay!

Uhu!

My daughter is the best, she's awesome! She sent the pigs running!

[laughing]

Very good! [doorbell ringing]

Oh! [doorbell ringing]

Did they come back?

Let me handle it.

[clears throat]

It’s my secretary, Claudia.

Come in, Claudia. Make yourself comfortable.

I'm sorry, Ms. Patricia,

is everything OK?

Yes, it is.

-Why? -I saw a police car when I arrived.

Is something happening in here?

What do you think a police car would be wanting here?

[chuckles]

Chubby cheeks.

Well, that secretary of yours is so hot.

[laughing]

What’s up, Nil?

Where are the spices?

Oh, are you wandering where my Machu Picchu bag is

with the spices?

Alucineide,

show them where is my bag

filled with spices,

bought in Machu Picchu in 1972.

Uhu! [laughing]

I can't believe it.

[clapping hands]

Let’s smoke this ass!

[rock music playing]

Burn one.

Elite Squad, a hard nut to crack

They get one, get them all

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you!

Give me a kiss, give me a kiss.

Are you going to grab me now, dude?

Elite Squad, a hard nut to crack

They get one, get them all

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!

Come here, my dear stutterer.

[indistinct chatter]

Come on, drive. That's good, go, go!

Let's go to the police station. Let's go.

What a cool group, huh? Let's go to the station.

-Elite Squad, a hard nut to crack -Smell the chip.

Smell the chip, man? I'm not smelling anything.

Smell the chip, man, are you crazy?

-Elite Squad, a hard nut to crack -It's complex.

They get one, get them all

I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you! Give me a kiss.

Give me a kiss. Ki-ki-kiss.

I'm going to put a snot on your face.

[cackling]

[rock music playing] ♪ And wanted to kiss ♪

♪ -Damned felling ♪ -Fire, fire.

♪ -Inside me ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I was screaming ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ Close to the kidneys ♪

♪ -Don’t get me wrong ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I’m all fetal ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -Hooked up on anal pleasure ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -At first communion, ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I was already masturbating ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ All through seminary all I could ♪ ♪ Think about was your ass ♪

♪ -I didn’t want to know ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I just wanted to kiss ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ Bite, spank, decipher And also taste it ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ Mommy, I wanna kiss your ass ♪

Let me go with my little daughter.

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ Rim job! ♪

♪ -In my mommy’s belly ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I already turned and looked ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -This new option ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -And wanted to kiss ♪

♪ -Damned feeling ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -Inside me ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I was screaming ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ Close to the kidneys ♪

♪ -Don’t get me wrong ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I’m all fetal ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -Hooked up on anal pleasure ♪ ♪ -Rim job! ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ I wanna kiss your ass ♪

♪ -I wanna kiss ♪ ♪ -I wanna kiss ♪

♪ I wanna kiss your ass ♪

[burp sound]

[rock music playing]

♪ He's got skunk ♪

♪ From the Netherlands ♪

♪ And also any ♪

♪ kind of ganja ♪

♪ Purple haze, yellow rum ♪

♪ Not to mention the booze ♪ ♪ And the mushrooms ♪

Oommmmm...

[indistinct chatter]

♪ He'll always be for sure ♪

-♪ The same cool freak ♪ -[indistinct chatter]

And live in the stars

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

Light it up!

♪ He'll always be for sure ♪

-♪ The same cool freak ♪

Marijuana is the most common thing around here.

Everybody burns.

♪ And live in the stars ♪

So what? I'm a hippie!

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

-♪ Stoned daddy ♪ -Do you have a joint for me?

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Stoned daddy ♪

♪ Uh! ♪

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