Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,586
ELIOT: Previously on
The Magicians...
2
00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:05,630
A huge reservoir of magic,
hidden underneath the castle?
3
00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:09,134
Where does it lead?
To Roderick's secret chamber?
4
00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,760
THE BINDER:
The Binder had a theory.
5
00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:14,097
When a being of great power,
such as a god, is killed,
6
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,265
their energy is lost.
7
00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,851
But he believed
it could be preserved,
8
00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:20,312
effectively turning
the magician into a god.
9
00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,814
Oh, thank Christ. I
didn't think I'd get through.
10
00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,442
Listen, I don't have a lot
of time. We need your help.
11
00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:26,985
Surviving
first-year students,
12
00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,696
I am here to teach you
what not to do.
13
00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,365
The Library, they don't
want you to know it.
14
00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,575
Before we go in,
15
00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,619
there's a small matter
of protection.
16
00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,120
What is it?
Insects.
17
00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:40,123
The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
18
00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,791
Everett's been lying
to all of us.
19
00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:42,876
To do what?
20
00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,502
To become a god.
21
00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,047
It's locked.
Don't you have the key?
22
00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,298
Someone locked us in.
23
00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,966
Who's dying?
My sister.
24
00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,594
I found her a body,
but I need to find one
25
00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:55,555
that is more durable.
26
00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,557
Like yours.
(GRUNTS)
27
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,854
(THE MONSTER HUMMING)
28
00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,194
(CHUCKLES)
29
00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,072
No running away,
little not-god.
30
00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:15,492
I'd hate to damage
my sister's new body.
31
00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:19,120
Good news, sister.
32
00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,789
I have found you
33
00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:24,292
a much more durable body.
34
00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,044
But I am going to have
35
00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,505
to momentarily kill you again.
36
00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,465
(THE MONSTER SHUSHING)
37
00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:31,549
(SIGHS)
38
00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:36,054
I beseech you,
Our Lady Underground.
39
00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,143
You know what, fuck this.
40
00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,853
You said you chose me,
41
00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,689
so now's your chance
to prove it.
42
00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,483
Julia.
43
00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,615
Kinda cutting it close,
don't you think?
44
00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,325
I didn't come here to fix it.
45
00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,827
I can't.
46
00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,328
You still have a chance.
47
00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,455
A choice of what
you want to be.
48
00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,917
You're saying this whole time
me being a human and a god,
49
00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,711
this was all just a test?
50
00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,671
Well...
51
00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,756
Both options are shit.
52
00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,051
I mean, you're saying
one is pass and one is fail?
53
00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,971
You will not fail as long
as the decision is yours.
54
00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,724
Now go, I can only
hold him for so long.
55
00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,560
JULIA: Oh, shit.
OLU: Run!
56
00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,644
(GASPING)
57
00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,405
(GASPS)
(NECK SNAPS)
58
00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,953
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
59
00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,464
Jesus Christ,
so The Monster took Julia.
60
00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,841
We need to find them.
Do something now.
61
00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,301
We have the axes
and the demon bottles.
62
00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:58,345
You have the incorporate bond.
63
00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,138
You didn't give two wet shits
64
00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,015
when it was Eliot's life
on the line,
65
00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:04,768
and now that it's Julia
you're suddenly leaning in?
66
00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,603
Look, we all care
about both of them,
67
00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,438
but based on Mayakovsky's
formula
68
00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,899
casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a god
69
00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,026
would take an insane amount
of power.
70
00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,319
Now we need twice as much.
71
00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:16,237
If we go in there
without enough juice
72
00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:17,822
they'll just body hop.
73
00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,866
They'll kill us all.
Great.
74
00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,328
Where the hell are we gonna
find that kind of magic?
75
00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,789
Hey, Dean.
76
00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,666
I would not go in your office
right now, if I were you.
77
00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,835
If you shit in my private
bathroom again...
78
00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,212
No. Well, see,
79
00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:35,382
there's kind of a few Librarian
dudes here to arrest you.
80
00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,843
Yeah, they're pretty pissed
about some lecture you gave
81
00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,221
while you were pissed.
82
00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,932
I've been expecting them.
Come with me.
83
00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:49,854
Thank Christ I wore
the right suit today.
84
00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,565
The right suit
for being arrested, or...
85
00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,319
Wait. (SNIFFS)
Are you still drunk?
86
00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,321
That's entirely
beside the point.
87
00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,614
We have a bigger problem.
88
00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,741
Kady and Zelda haven't
returned from the Poison Room,
89
00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,201
and they're
running out of time.
90
00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,036
Oh, shit.
91
00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,831
Who are they, and what does
that mean, exactly?
92
00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,417
God damn it, focus, Todd.
Yes.
93
00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,835
If I'm going to be arrested,
there still may be a chance
94
00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,378
that something good
can come from it.
95
00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,504
Here.
96
00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,926
Yes, here.
97
00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,845
Take this to the
Library book drop immediately.
98
00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,929
Tell no one,
do you understand?
99
00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,640
Sure, keep it confidench.
On it.
100
00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:28,351
And try not to "Todd" this up.
101
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:31,688
I will try not to be myself.
102
00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,537
Well, so much
for getting Fogg's help.
103
00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,206
(COUGHING)
104
00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,251
(SPITTING)
105
00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:58,715
Well, that's the last
of our protection.
106
00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,470
On the upside,
tasted minty fresh.
107
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,554
Hmm.
108
00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,931
Let's go.
109
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:08,683
(SIGHS)
110
00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,186
Wait.
111
00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,521
What the hell?
112
00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:25,658
PLOVER: Hello, there.
113
00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,411
Apologies, I was trying
not to startle you.
114
00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,872
Christopher Plover. Pleasure.
115
00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,999
The children's book author?
116
00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,959
Oh, you're familiar
with my work.
117
00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,044
You could say that.
118
00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,754
I've read
Martin Chatwin's book.
119
00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,174
Yes, well, not exactly
the highlight of my oeuvre.
120
00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:44,219
You're the pervert
who turned him into The Beast.
121
00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,430
I'm the man who survived
in this place for weeks.
122
00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,099
And I can show you how
123
00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,977
if you help me escape.
124
00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,066
Look, it sucks that Fogg's
out of commish,
125
00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,651
but who else
can we shake down?
126
00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,945
Kady was trying to find
the Library stockpile.
127
00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,571
If we knew where that was.
128
00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,657
Found magic,
need help!
129
00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:06,908
Who sent you?
130
00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,327
Found magic, need help!
Okay, where?
131
00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,371
Vague as shit.
Oh, sorry.
132
00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,747
It's Fen.
133
00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,503
GUARD:
Right this way.
134
00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,338
High King Fen awaits.
135
00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,728
QUENTIN: Whoa.
136
00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,781
Sort of incredible.
137
00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:48,575
Trippy.
138
00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,910
Oh, good, you're here.
139
00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,831
Fen, what is this?
And what's with the fish?
140
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,125
Follow me, come on.
141
00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,552
Holy shit.
142
00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,512
This is the reservoir?
143
00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,306
QUENTIN:
An ocean of pure magic.
144
00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,433
Pretty amazing, right?
145
00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,727
I found it.
Well, Josh and me.
146
00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,312
And Tick was there too,
I guess.
147
00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,814
But, no, a lot of it was me.
(SIGHS)
148
00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,984
One small problem...
149
00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,319
don't touch it!
150
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,362
That's the tiny
little problem.
151
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,741
It seems to be protected
by some sort of curse.
152
00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,702
Look what it did to Josh.
153
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,455
MARGO: You're saying Josh
is a fucking fish?
154
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,458
Well, of course not.
He's a Fillorian Dying Fish.
155
00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,792
A Fillorian Fucking Fish
156
00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,878
is a totally
different species.
157
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,005
Wait, "Dying Fish"?
158
00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,132
I really hope
that's a metaphor.
159
00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,135
Nope, they only live
a couple days.
160
00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,137
And you're sure that's Josh?
161
00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,472
Oh, I saw it happen.
162
00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,724
We were gonna come
straight to you guys,
163
00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,934
tell you all about
how we saved the day,
164
00:07:57,018 --> 00:08:00,938
and then he touches the water
and next thing I know, boom,
165
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,398
Josh Fish.
166
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,776
Him and his damn showmanship.
167
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,612
So is it bad
if it turns white?
168
00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,781
Great Umber's taint.
169
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,157
What are you doing?
170
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,660
Dying Fish need eye contact,
171
00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,119
almost constantly.
172
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:19,123
Usually they get it from their
fish moms, but we'll have to fill in.
173
00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,710
Every pet I ever had ended up
in a shoebox or the toilet.
174
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,088
This one's all you.
It's just until we figure out
175
00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,589
how to turn him back
into a person.
176
00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,549
Or the rest of his life.
177
00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,259
I'm not babysitting Nemo
178
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,762
when we're this close
to saving Eliot.
179
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:36,599
I've got bigger fish to fry.
FEN: Shh, Margo!
180
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,477
Don't say "fry" and "fish."
181
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,233
It's not working.
He's not getting better.
182
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,569
Margo, please. For Josh?
183
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,530
Damn it.
184
00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,702
So I just look at him?
(EXHALES)
185
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,707
My Gods.
186
00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,333
He perked right up.
187
00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:03,668
(CHUCKLES)
188
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,921
He's bonded to you.
189
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,590
He thinks you're his mother.
190
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,011
Unfortunately, that's not the
first time that's happened.
191
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,514
Closest thing to the reservoir
in the books
192
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,807
is the Secret Sea.
193
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,559
It's an underground ocean.
194
00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,060
Chatwins sailed across it
195
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,564
with a crew full of
rabbit pirates.
196
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,649
Are those pirates
who steal rabbits,
197
00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,942
or pirates who are rabbits?
198
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,026
Kind of both.
199
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,154
But it doesn't say anything
200
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,073
about the Secret Sea
being full of magic or cursed,
201
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,993
so maybe there's a clue
that I'm missing.
202
00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,704
And if your nerdy bullshit
leads us nowhere?
203
00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,913
We need a backup plan.
204
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,833
Speaking of bunnies, where are
the ones that Fen sent?
205
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,251
I have an idea.
206
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,004
So do all rabbits talk, or...
207
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,174
Some of them you have to bribe
with cigarettes first.
208
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,717
Look, about my message...
209
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,302
No, I know. I owe you.
210
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,887
But I can't slip you
211
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,014
that kind of power
behind The Order's back.
212
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,849
The monsters have
two of my friends,
213
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,393
and who knows what kind
of chaos they're causing
214
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:03,978
while the Library
does nothing.
215
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,271
Look, Alice...
216
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:09,192
I am no stranger
to messing up a good thing.
217
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,069
I'm not gonna do that
with the Library.
218
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,239
Well, if we don't do something,
there might not be a Library anymore.
219
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,616
Then why don't you work
with us?
220
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,410
Because your bosses would
arrest all of us on sight.
221
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:20,828
You wanna do some good?
222
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,789
This is your best chance.
223
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,460
I hope you find
what you need, Alice.
224
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,673
We're not setting him loose.
225
00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,843
All we're promising is to take
him with us if we find an exit.
226
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,053
Well?
227
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,096
Do we have a deal?
228
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,437
Moss?
229
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,565
My theory is
it counteracts the poison.
230
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,567
Probably why it's
the only other living thing
231
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,152
in this place.
232
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,030
(CHUCKLES) Been eating it
since I got here
233
00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,698
and I'm as healthy as a horse.
234
00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,076
How did you get here?
235
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,620
Former prisoner of yours,
236
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,747
Alice Quinn,
237
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,708
seemed to think this was
the place I deserved to be.
238
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,544
I can't say I disagree.
239
00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,505
Don't bite the hand
that feeds you, dear.
240
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,173
Shall we?
241
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,518
Huh.
242
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,937
At least give me my dignity.
243
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,773
Sorry. Protocol.
244
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:34,610
Well, this was a new suit.
245
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,821
It's a bit loud.
246
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:38,823
Yes.
247
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,117
It certainly is.
248
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,036
(CHUCKLES)
249
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,097
Damn, the history of this
place is depressing as shit.
250
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,516
Most world histories are.
251
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,227
Nothing about a way out.
252
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,229
Kady?
253
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,273
Oh, shit.
254
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,277
PLOVER: What?
255
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,654
The moss should have
protected you from...
256
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,200
Oh.
"Oh," what?
257
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,786
The age-suspension spells
258
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:28,706
Martin used to keep me alive
while he tortured me,
259
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,875
it must still be
keeping me alive.
260
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,084
Perfect.
261
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,129
So I'm gonna die in the most
ironic way possible.
262
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,964
Just like Penny.
263
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,758
Well...
264
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,386
Not necessarily.
265
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,431
If we get back in time...
266
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,809
Wait,
267
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:49,936
(SCOFFS)
268
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,355
All this time
269
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,607
the Library had a cure?
270
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,817
Kady...
No, you...
271
00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,446
you chose not to save Penny?
272
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,365
If it were up to me...
It was.
273
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,241
It's called "The Poison Room."
274
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,410
The name is a warning
Penny chose to ignore.
275
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,121
No, no, no, you don't get
to hide behind the Library.
276
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,958
You think if you're a cog
in a fascist machine
277
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,044
that you're not responsible
for the people that it kills?
278
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,545
I'll admit, the Library veered
279
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,090
in an authoritarian direction.
280
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,884
Because of Everett. Once we
remove him from power...
281
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,678
No, no,
it is not just Everett.
282
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,930
It's the whole goddamn Order.
283
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,474
It all needs
to be burned down.
284
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,893
Not if it can be reformed.
285
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,980
Look, as someone
who lived through
286
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,731
two world wars,
I can tell you,
287
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,025
authoritarian regimes,
they fail eventually.
288
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110
See?
289
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,319
Look, even the pedophile
agrees with me.
290
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,279
Oh, hardly.
291
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,241
(SCOFFS) Problem is,
292
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,868
no one will ever
let you change.
293
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,663
People always see you
for what you've done,
294
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,248
never for who you are.
295
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,083
So at the end of the day,
296
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,292
no matter what
you try to become,
297
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,961
some judgmental blonde bitch
298
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,130
always shoves you down
a poison well.
299
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,965
Yeah?
300
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,802
Well, then
I'm Team Blonde Bitch.
301
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,603
Where's Fen?
I sent her out for fish flakes
302
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,147
three hours ago.
303
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,025
Wait, you sent her out
alone in Manhattan?
304
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,111
Well, I kind of implied it was
her fault Josh was a fish
305
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,530
and blah, blah, blah,
I'd blame her forever,
306
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,323
so she's cooling off
at Benihana.
307
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:30,536
She never could resist
a sharp knife.
308
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,622
Meanwhile, I'm trying
to read up on a damn cure
309
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,917
while maintaining constant eye
contact with an anchovy.
310
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,128
And they say girls
are the ones who get needy
311
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,504
once you fuck them.
312
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,382
Wait, were you and Josh...
313
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,508
Wait, you know about
314
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,261
the werewolf stuff, right?
315
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,055
Who gives a shit?
316
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,015
Nothing matters.
Okay.
317
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,559
Look, it's not a big deal,
all right?
318
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,729
Sometimes we bang.
He makes me laugh.
319
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,314
And I like having him around
320
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,982
'cause of the
aforementioned banging,
321
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,152
and he just you know,
he kind of gets me. So what?
322
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,654
It's not like I'm in love
with Josh Hoberman.
323
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,990
It kinda sounds
like you are, though.
324
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,078
Have you met me?
I don't do feelings.
325
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,372
I'm the bitch
with the ice axes.
326
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,374
You can still care
about a guy,
327
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336
werewolf, fish.
328
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,880
And it doesn't make you
any less you.
329
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,591
I mean, you can still be
a bitch if you want to.
330
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,427
Hmm. Shit.
331
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,932
Maybe I do love
this goddamn guppy.
332
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,520
Uh, I think this is
the Hedge doctor
333
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,230
that Kady called to fix Pete.
334
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,648
Says he's a veterinarian.
335
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,608
Maybe he can help
with the fish-Josh.
336
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,026
Josh-fish.
337
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,445
Way to be useful, Cold water.
338
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,158
Is this Gordy?
339
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,953
Yeah, I've got fish problems.
340
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,039
(DOOR CLOSES)
341
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,793
Josh and Margo.
Yeah.
342
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,921
(CLEARS THROAT)
343
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,512
Okay, here's my thing,
344
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,596
um...
345
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,393
I didn't think that I could
ever trust you again.
346
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,564
And now...
347
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,691
"And now"?
348
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,361
I find myself wanting to.
349
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,281
(SIGHS)
350
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,199
(GROANS)
351
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,627
When we first met,
352
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,463
I was clinging onto some
353
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:51,468
naive, idealistic notions
of what the world should be.
354
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,139
How people should be.
355
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,351
And I think that
I have realized
356
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,732
if I just throw away
all that childish bullshit,
357
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,068
I can forgive people.
358
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,070
(INHALES SHAKILY)
359
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:14,033
For not living up
to my stupid expectations.
360
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,036
Like yourself?
361
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,746
(CHUCKLES)
362
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,711
What if we try again?
363
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:30,090
I want you in my life, Alice.
364
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,260
I want that, too.
365
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,273
Cyrus.
366
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,399
(CLEARS THROAT)
367
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,444
There was an intrusion
in the Poison Room.
368
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,655
It's Zelda.
369
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,157
With a hedge witch.
370
00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:00,329
Did you follow protocol?
Yes, they're locked in.
371
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,999
But do we really just
leave her to die in there?
372
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,293
(KADY COUGHING)
373
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,345
How long do you think we have?
374
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,431
If we got out now? A few days.
375
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,270
In here? A few hours.
376
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,315
The after-effects of the
bugs slowed the... (THUDS)
377
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,818
Zelda? Shit.
378
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,454
Sorry to knock you out
like that.
379
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,124
It's the only way
we could talk.
380
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,378
(SIGHS)
381
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,718
You could have freed me.
382
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,469
You brought a hedge witch
383
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,096
into our most
protected archive.
384
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,224
I read your book.
You're hoarding magic.
385
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,102
Trying to become a god. Why?
386
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,478
I put in centuries of work
387
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,522
before you ever knew
the Library existed.
388
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:11,692
Oh, so I wouldn't understand.
No, you should understand.
389
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,819
How...
390
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,779
(SIGHS) futile it all is.
391
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,574
We work so hard to protect
the flame of knowledge,
392
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,744
but there will always be
things we can't understand.
393
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,412
Knowledge of the Gods.
394
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,999
By becoming one of them, I can
rip their secrets away from them
395
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,834
and bring them back
to the Library.
396
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,252
At what cost?
397
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,172
An unkillable god
is on the loose as we speak.
398
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,507
In the body of Eliot Waugh.
399
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,843
You intend to take his power.
400
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,596
He has the power
to destroy everything,
401
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,556
and all we have are books.
402
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,266
If we want to face
that kind of threat,
403
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,477
we need power, too.
404
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,118
Isn't that what Bacchus and
the others were trying to do?
405
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,703
They got drunk
on their own power.
406
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,205
Some of them literally.
407
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,916
What makes you think you won't
fall prey to the same hubris?
408
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,043
Well, I thought I had you.
409
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,301
Excuse me,
but isn't this book banned?
410
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,887
Like, really, really banned?
411
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,764
Fuck me. Uh,
412
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,516
we need to get that
to the Poison Room.
413
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:29,269
Immediately. Now, now, now.
414
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,354
(KEYS JANGLING)
415
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,284
(CLINKING)
416
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:49,915
(PUPPIES WHINING)
417
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,755
(DOOR OPENS)
418
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,801
(DOOR CLOSES)
419
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,178
You wanted me.
420
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,307
To do what, exactly?
421
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,935
To take over the Library
once I'm gone.
422
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,354
To see to the human concerns,
423
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,690
and to fix my mistakes
424
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,902
with the benefit of all the knowledge
and the power I would bring.
425
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,321
I wish you'd told me
the truth sooner.
426
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,531
So do I.
427
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,410
So, do what you must.
428
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,206
Follow protocol. There is
a way you can still help me.
429
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,586
I redirected the power I need
into a reservoir,
430
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,713
but it triggered
a protective spell.
431
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,173
A puzzle I can't solve.
432
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,091
But I've discovered
someone who can.
433
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,718
Quentin Cold water.
434
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,344
(SIGHS)
435
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,054
Get Quentin to open
the reservoir,
436
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,140
and the Library can
still be yours to lead if...
437
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:49,433
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
438
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,435
Did you slap me?
439
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,146
We need to move, fast.
440
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,358
No. I didn't risk my life
to save a child molester.
441
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,986
He can stay.
What? No.
442
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,405
(STAMMERING)
We had a deal ! Tell him!
443
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:06,909
Well, your moss
didn't do shit for us, so...
444
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,912
But I can help you
get to the reservoir.
445
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:16,126
It was a secret of Martin's,
and I know all his secrets.
446
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,171
I could share them with you.
447
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,595
(ALARM BELL RINGING)
448
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:29,097
Incursion protocol.
They're patrolling.
449
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:30,557
Come on.
450
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:37,397
Get to the Earth fountain,
451
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,857
I'll hold them off. Go!
452
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,153
(CHOKING)
453
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,364
(GRUNTS)
(YELPS)
454
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,158
(GROANS)
455
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,203
Damn it.
456
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,163
Quite a trip you sent me on.
(GRUNTING)
457
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,251
You ruined my suit.
458
00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,503
But the good news is,
459
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,756
you're just about my size.
460
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,218
(GROWLS)
461
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:09,972
(DOG BARKING)
462
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,598
Keep barking,
you schnauzer fuck.
463
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,975
It won't bring back
your balls.
464
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,893
(DOG CONTINUES BARKING)
God, I hate animals.
465
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,021
So...
466
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:21,567
Goldfish troubles?
Not exactly.
467
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:27,906
I see. Not a goldfish.
Some kind of hybrid?
468
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,324
Oh, my God.
469
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,994
I am sorry to be
the bearer of bad news,
470
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,413
but your fish is a werewolf.
471
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,208
Wait. So are you.
472
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,502
Did...
473
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,087
Did you fuck this fish?
474
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,048
Look, he's a human
who's been cursed,
475
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,758
and I need to know
how to undo it.
476
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,428
Well, it's definitely
not a hedge spell.
477
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,846
And without knowing
how it was cast,
478
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,598
not much I can do about it.
479
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,308
So, should I just go ahead
and flush it, or...
480
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,351
Again, he's a person.
481
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,021
I'm gonna need you to try
a little harder, all right?
482
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,440
Now, if I look away
for literally 10 seconds,
483
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,067
he starts to die, and at some
point, I'm gonna need to sleep
484
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,778
or drop a deuce,
and I don't allow spectators.
485
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:12,409
Yeah, there is some kind
of bond happening there.
486
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:16,580
Whoa. Your eye is crazy.
487
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,665
Is that a wolf thing, or...
488
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,417
Fairy thing.
489
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,210
Can we focus
on fish boy, please?
490
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,004
It's not even attached
to your head.
491
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,964
You ever pop it out?
492
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,717
Why the shit would I pop out
my own eyeball, Gordy?
493
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:33,180
So you can point it
at your gilled lover
494
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:37,351
while you attend
to lady business.
495
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,693
I don't know, man. It feels
pretty stuck in there.
496
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,487
Ahh!
497
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,118
Holy shit, it's working.
498
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,703
I can still see out of it.
499
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:59,790
You ever touch me again,
I'll pop out your balls.
500
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,043
Uh...
501
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,548
(LAUGHS)
502
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,509
See? Problem solved.
503
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,888
I don't know. This seems
kind of problematic.
504
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:17,099
Oh, I got just the thing.
505
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,146
Really?
506
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:28,443
Why does a veterinarian have
a pirate-themed eye patch?
507
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:32,114
Maybe it's best we don't ask
a lot of follow-up questions.
508
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,451
Jesus, what happened to you?
509
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,536
Hey.
510
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,664
Just...
Hello, Alice.
511
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,749
QUENTIN: Thought he was dead.
Why'd you bring him here?
512
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,627
Because I just might be
the only person alive
513
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,754
who knows how to access
the reservoir
514
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:48,839
and save your friends.
515
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,344
Mmm.
Okay, so, the reservoir.
516
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,680
Yes, well,
that's what Martin called it.
517
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,225
I thought it lacked
a certain poetry.
518
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:03,437
So I renamed it
the Secret Sea.
519
00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,522
Right,
the fourth Fillory book.
520
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:08,316
Mmm. Oh, I see
you have a copy here.
521
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:10,944
Ah.
522
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,028
Oh.
523
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,240
First edition That
must be valuable. Yes.
524
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:19,494
Well, even more so now.
(CHUCKLES)
525
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,543
The Watcher Woman
in the books,
526
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:29,546
she was trying to steal all
of magic for herself, right?
527
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:31,131
And then Martin stops her.
528
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,092
Most of that book
is pure tosh.
529
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,179
I had to invent that plot
from whole cloth
530
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,263
since, well,
531
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,016
I couldn't exactly
publish the stories
532
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,059
as the children told them
to me, could I?
533
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,770
I mean, the Flying Forest,
534
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,647
where the Chatwins discovered
recreational drug use?
535
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,234
Poor little Jane
hearing all about the birds
536
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,402
and the bees from a...
537
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:56,281
Did you know that centaurs
view necrophilia
538
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,408
as a way of honoring the dead?
539
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,285
Don't think I'd get
a Carnegie Medal
540
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,245
for explaining that
to children.
541
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:06,708
I mean, then there's all the
exaggerations and the lies.
542
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:10,587
I mean, Martin slaying
a dozen mercenaries,
543
00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,091
and Jane riding on top of a
horse, what, 100 feet tall?
544
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,260
I mean, what did she call it?
Cozy Horse.
545
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,931
(CHUCKLING) "Cozy Horse."
Utter nonsense thrown in there
546
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,558
just to see how much
they'd get me to believe,
547
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,644
and then Jane insisted
I keep it.
548
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:29,064
In real life,
the ending was much darker.
549
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,942
Oh, Martin did stop the
Watcher Woman, that's true.
550
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,069
The Secret Sea
551
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,571
was built by
the thirteenth king of Fillory
552
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,740
to consolidate power
for himself.
553
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,035
Martin wanted to make sure
that no one ever tried
554
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:46,122
to do the same thing again
so he drained the Secret Sea
555
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,167
using the last few drops
to set a trap
556
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,170
for anyone who might,
one day, try to refill it.
557
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,713
A curse.
558
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,550
Right, so now, one of
our friends is a fish.
559
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:59,553
(CHUCKLES) Well,
he was 13 at the time.
560
00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:03,306
You have to forgive his rather
adolescent sense of humor.
561
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,432
You know how to fix it?
562
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,559
Mmm.
563
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,144
There's a garden
just outside the reservoir.
564
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,981
The Drowned Garden,
Martin called it.
565
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,774
Never did know why.
566
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,694
It reacts to your emotions.
567
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,030
You feel happy,
a flower blooms.
568
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,366
You feel sad, another one.
569
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:23,660
So, one of the plants
is the antidote?
570
00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,161
Indeed.
571
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:29,249
To make it bloom,
572
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:32,085
you have to
truly love Fillory.
573
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,926
Maybe when I was 12, but...
574
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,556
I don't know, Fillory's taken
away a lot of the shit I love.
575
00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,850
Martin had
the same problem.
576
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,185
He returned as an adult
577
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:52,355
and could not make
the flower bloom.
578
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,859
His innocent love for Fillory
579
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,695
had soured.
580
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,655
I think
we can all say why.
581
00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,908
Quentin.
582
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,286
It has to be you.
583
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,497
I'm familiar with your books.
584
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,335
Even considering
your recent experiences,
585
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,670
Quentin has
the best chance of...
586
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,049
making the garden grow.
587
00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,051
(SIGHS)
588
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,221
ZELDA:
We don't have much time.
589
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,098
There's a contractor
the Library uses
590
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,266
who might be willing to--
591
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,726
Text me if you find somebody.
592
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,144
(COUGHING)
593
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,400
(DOOR CLOSES)
594
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,988
So it's true?
The Library has a cure?
595
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,281
(SIGHS)
596
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:44,991
I know, it's bullshit.
597
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,494
Go with her
before it's too late.
598
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,956
If this is some noble shit
599
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:53,583
about you not owing
the Library anything...
600
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,421
Oh.
601
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,090
You don't want to be cured.
602
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,216
(SNIFFLES)
603
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,135
'Cause for all the terrible
shit we've been through,
604
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:05,637
at least the upside is
605
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,430
that you know that
there's a life after death
606
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,849
and you get to spend forever
with the other Penny.
607
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,060
And what part of that
sounds bad?
608
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:14,312
The part where you're dead.
609
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,397
(SCOFFS)
610
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,816
I may not know you
the way he did,
611
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,276
but I know that that
would be a hell of a waste.
612
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,361
(CHUCKLES)
613
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,571
Yeah.
614
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,741
Well, most things are.
615
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,541
A lot's changed
since I've been gone.
616
00:30:34,624 --> 00:30:35,959
Yes.
617
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:39,004
The humans made
lots of good stuff.
618
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,549
They spend their small lives
building things
619
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:45,468
that we could smash
in a heartbeat.
620
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,678
Sounds fun.
621
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,097
Perhaps you can tell me...
(SIGHS)
622
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,807
Do I have a name?
623
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,269
Why would you need one?
624
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,106
Starbucks, mostly.
625
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,442
This whole time I felt
so sorry for you.
626
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,277
Lost and alone.
627
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,529
But you weren't alone.
You were with the humans.
628
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,407
You talk like them,
you think like them.
629
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,119
I ate a few of them.
630
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,955
Yes, but you care about them.
631
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,422
(SIGHS)
632
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:23,631
You think I'm disappointed.
633
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,050
I'm not.
634
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:31,222
Are you scared of me,
little brother?
635
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,308
Would I have worked so hard
to bring you back
636
00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,477
if I was scared of you?
637
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,021
All I thought about was you.
638
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,233
After I remembered
you existed, anyway.
639
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,153
And all I thought about
was revenge.
640
00:31:45,653 --> 00:31:48,156
And I got it
for you already.
641
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,867
I killed Bacchus.
642
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,452
Iris.
643
00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:54,579
All of them.
644
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,998
Everyone
who hurt you.
645
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,335
The question is
who put us here?
646
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,507
Our parents.
647
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,009
They made us,
called us mistakes.
648
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,344
Abandoned us.
649
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:12,430
So, what do we do?
650
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,891
I like murder
as much as anyone,
651
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,227
but I did all of this
652
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:19,354
just to be with you.
653
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:23,066
Can't we enjoy it
just for a little while?
654
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:26,611
That's not what
we were made for.
655
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:31,032
It's not that I am terrified
of the Old Gods in any way.
656
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,409
It's just,
how do you kill
657
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,204
an intangible
thought creature?
658
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,248
Where do you even stab?
659
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,043
They're more vulnerable
than you think.
660
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,212
If we can get to their realm.
661
00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,381
Which we cannot.
662
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,300
We have a key.
A scroll.
663
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,387
Found it a very long time ago
on this world.
664
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,680
The Order took it from us.
665
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,932
They didn't even know
what they had.
666
00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,308
Now,
667
00:32:57,392 --> 00:33:00,311
where would a bunch
of Librarians
668
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:04,232
keep a very,
very important scroll?
669
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,413
Oh.
670
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,706
Here.
671
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,249
This has to be it.
672
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,960
It's exactly
as Martin described it.
673
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,463
(STAMMERING)
Think happy thoughts
674
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,382
about Fillory.
675
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:31,092
Pure.
676
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,927
Innocent.
677
00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:35,638
Maybe try talking to it.
678
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,265
Okay, can you just...
679
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:44,063
Well...
680
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,901
Um, Fillory is...
681
00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,445
obviously great.
682
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,573
You know,
talking bears, right?
683
00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:55,533
Who could hate that?
684
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,786
And opium in the air.
685
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,414
That was...
686
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,041
smart.
687
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:04,876
And...
688
00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:08,379
socialized centaur medicine.
689
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,672
Are we screwed
690
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,383
because Quentin can't
get it up for Fillory? Just...
691
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,509
Look, why don't you try...
692
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,677
Okay, no, stop.
693
00:34:14,761 --> 00:34:16,262
I can't... Look, you're
the one that ruined this.
694
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,430
I can't do it with you
over my shoulder,
695
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,641
so just, please, just go.
696
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,938
God damn it.
697
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:29,317
(SIGHS)
698
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,448
Okay, um...
699
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:37,992
When I was a kid,
I loved the Fizzy River
700
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,994
that they found in book two.
701
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,537
And I loved...
702
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,207
I loved
the Upside-Down Desert.
703
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,209
(STAMMERING) You know, the...
704
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,711
I can't really picture it,
but, you know, it sounds...
705
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,256
It sounds cool.
706
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,761
I don't know,
I can't, I'm sorry.
707
00:34:56,844 --> 00:35:00,181
I just... I can't...
Hey. Hey.
708
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,685
I used to love Fillory
when I was a kid
709
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,895
because I didn't know
what it was.
710
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,148
Plover left out
all of the terrible shit,
711
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,234
and most of the good stuff
he just made up.
712
00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:14,570
Even the fucking Cozy Horse
is a lie.
713
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,030
Remember what you told me
714
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,032
about letting go
of who you used to be?
715
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,118
I know, I'm trying.
716
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:21,369
Don't.
717
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,497
I don't want you to.
718
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,209
Believing in something,
really believing,
719
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,211
is almost impossible.
720
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,632
But the Quentin I first met...
721
00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:37,302
he believed in magic.
722
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,929
And in Fillory.
723
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,223
He changed.
724
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,392
He grew up.
725
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,563
Being an adult doesn't mean
that you have to throw away
726
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:50,106
what you used to love.
727
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:52,859
Then what does it mean?
728
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,279
Seeing the world
through new eyes.
729
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,871
And for
what it's worth,
730
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,831
the Cozy Horse is real.
731
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:08,333
I saw her when I was a Niff in.
732
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,793
So big you could
build a house on it.
733
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:13,921
So...
734
00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,716
Let's go.
735
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,024
(SIGHS)
736
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,527
Okay, it's just you and me.
737
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,199
You know the worst part
738
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,076
of getting exactly
what you want?
739
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:48,581
When it's not good enough.
740
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,169
Then what do you do?
741
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:58,466
If this can't make me happy,
then what would?
742
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,349
Fillory was supposed
to mean something.
743
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:11,145
I was supposed
to mean something here.
744
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:15,483
But it's all... It's just...
It's random.
745
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:18,486
It's so random that the only
way to save my friends
746
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,863
is to yell at a fucking plant!
747
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:28,246
Honestly, fuck Fillory
for being so disappointing.
748
00:37:30,373 --> 00:37:31,749
You know what,
maybe I was better off
749
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,876
just believing
that it was fiction.
750
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,964
The idea of Fillory
751
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,091
is what saved my life!
752
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:43,845
(CHUCKLING RUEFULLY)
753
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,264
This promise...
754
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,434
that...
755
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,937
people like me...
756
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,856
(CRYING)
757
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,443
People like me...
758
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,737
Can somehow...
759
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,242
Find an escape.
760
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,331
There has gotta be
some power in that.
761
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:19,881
Shouldn't loving the idea
of Fillory be enough?
762
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:32,435
(SIGHS)
763
00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,450
Guys.
764
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,747
Guys, something's happening!
765
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,876
(WOMAN SHRIEKS)
766
00:38:58,961 --> 00:38:59,962
(GROANS)
767
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:05,092
(YELPS)
768
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,053
(GROANS)
769
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,981
Here's the door.
770
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,359
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
771
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,287
(SCREAMING)
772
00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,609
The key to the realm
of the Old Gods.
773
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,655
(NECK SNAPS)
(GROANS)
774
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:19,917
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
775
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,182
How the hell
does this thing work?
776
00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:39,937
Give this to Margo.
777
00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:42,023
If Plover's right,
it should cure Josh.
778
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,900
Monsters in Library!
779
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,699
Sheila must have sent it.
Monsters in Library!
780
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,451
All right, we have to go
before they leave.
781
00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,036
Okay, I'll grab Margo
and the axes.
782
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,537
Hey, you sure
this is gonna work?
783
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:57,747
Well, either it will,
784
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,582
or when you come back
we'll both be fish.
785
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,709
Well, that'd be
an improvement.
786
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,716
Okay.
Okay.
787
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,929
Do you feel anything?
788
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:15,848
Super stressed out?
789
00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:18,059
Okay.
790
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,064
Ugh.
791
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,692
Yeah,
I'm totally feeling that.
792
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:27,818
Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
793
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:33,282
Grab your axes.
794
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:34,909
Monsters in the Library.
795
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,286
Are you baking for a fish?
796
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:38,996
He has a refined palate.
797
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,915
Yeah, here, this should fix
the whole fish deal.
798
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,750
And, yes, I noticed
799
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,835
that your eyeball isn't in your head,
but honestly, we do not have time
800
00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:46,003
for me to hear that story.
801
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,963
How long does the leaf take?
I don't know.
802
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,049
But you know it works?
803
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,595
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
804
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,555
but I can't go
until he's cured.
805
00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,891
If I leave, Josh will die.
806
00:41:58,974 --> 00:42:00,685
It's okay.
Penny.
807
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,728
I'll bring Eliot back.
808
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:03,854
I promise.
809
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,194
Damn cheap bastards.
810
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,613
WOMAN: No, no, please!
811
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,824
MAN: No!
(BOTH SCREAM)
812
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,617
Shit.
813
00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:21,831
(CLEARS THROAT)
814
00:42:25,334 --> 00:42:28,170
What did you do
to get locked in this cage?
815
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,090
Well, I...
816
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:34,593
I went against
every instinct I had.
817
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,888
I tried to make
a goddamn difference.
818
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,808
Which, for the record,
you should never, ever do.
819
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,105
Julia...
820
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,108
if you're in there,
821
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,610
then I'm sorry...
822
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,822
for everything
that happened to you...
823
00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,116
Because of me.
824
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,285
QUENTIN: Hey, Monster...
825
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,078
Lady.
826
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,343
Adorable.
827
00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:21,367
http://hiqve.com/
57392
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.