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ELIOT: Previously on
The Magicians...
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Are you Santa Claus?
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Well, I'm not, not that.
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Magic's gone.
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I'm not a magician,
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but I could feel it
when it was gone,
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and I knew it wasn't
a coincidence
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when I went into remission
a week later.
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What timeline are you from?
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The one where
you owe me child support.
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I'm kidding.
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Okay, then if you want me
to help these students,
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can you tell me who they are?
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Their lives were
in grave danger.
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I cast a spell that erased their
identities and gave them new ones.
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I mean, isn't there
anything you can do?
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If I reveal that
the spell can be reversed,
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then someone would
reverse the spell.
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(ENERGY SPARKS)
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(GASPING)
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(MANY VOICES SCREAMING)
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MARGO: Bacchus,
what are you doing here?
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Why do you want everyone
thinking you're Ember?
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Thanks for popping in.
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Oh, my God.
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Mis hermanos.
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Where were you?
We looked everywhere.
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Stay back.
Why?
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Because I'm not here to play.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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MARGO: Marina.
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Why do you look like
you're fleeing something?
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It's me, Margo,
previously known as Janet.
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Look, I'm gonna
do you a solid.
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Don't go up there.
Why?
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Because there's an uninvited
guest in my apartment
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who's probably killing
your friends right about now.
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Look, I don't know what he is,
and I'm assuming it's a "he"
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because this is some
toxically masculine behavior,
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but he walked through
every ward and shield I had,
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set off every alarm.
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So, instead of going inside,
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I'm gonna get
a breakfast burrito.
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You wanna join?
We have to help them.
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Oh. You're one of those.
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Fine, you wanna
stick your neck out?
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There's something inside
that can help you.
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Do tell.
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No traveling.
(GRUNTS)
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Where to start?
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Order is important
with these things.
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Who goes first?
Who goes last?
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Oh, you keep looking at him.
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Because you don't want him
to die?
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Which means he has to go
before you. (INHALES DEEPLY)
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You care about all of them.
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So, you're last.
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Thank Christ.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Not Eliot.
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MARINA 23: This thing has
god-level power,
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and I have a bad history
with gods,
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since apparently
one killed me.
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No, it's fine.
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Different me, but I didn't want
to get caught off guard again,
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so I called in
every favor I had
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to build a defense system.
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All you have to do is get him
to sit in the gold chair.
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Why the gold chair?
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Because it had
to be something,
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and everybody wants to
sit in the gold chair.
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It's a total power move.
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I'm so glad you came.
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Saves me having
to hunt you down.
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(SIGHS) I've got so much
of that ahead of me already.
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What is he talking about?
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He's, uh, hunting gods.
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It's vengeance
for locking you in the castle.
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They did more than that,
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and so did you.
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You tried to kill me.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You were all part of it.
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MARGO: Then what?
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There's a bell on the table.
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Ring it.
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And he explodes?
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He gets a face full
of distilled ambrosia.
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It's basically meth for gods.
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It gets them high,
but an overdose
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will knock them
on their asses.
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(SIGHS)
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Tell me Eliot is still
in there somewhere.
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Not that I've seen.
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Your round, innocent face
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will make your death
particularly upsetting,
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so, I've decided
to start with you.
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(GROANING)
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I can give you Bacchus.
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(JOSH COUGHING)
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You're hunting gods,
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and I found him
hiding someplace far away.
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Hiding from you, right?
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I can take you there
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if you let them live.
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All of them.
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Perhaps we can be friends
after all.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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So, where is everyone else?
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I don't know.
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(CHUCKLES) You were
supposed to remain hidden.
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I meant to protect you.
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Doesn't really seem
like I need protection.
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I mean, nothing
your spell threw at me
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even left a scratch.
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Reynard did say,
even without their powers,
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gods are hard to kill.
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I wouldn't underestimate
the will of Irene McAllistair.
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Ah.
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Tell a few people
that you're leaving forever,
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and look what
the ungrateful bastards do.
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Ah, yes.
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You know,
if the deal is broken
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and the McAllistairs
are coming,
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I'm gonna have to
warn everyone.
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Contacting your friends will
put a target on their backs.
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To be clear,
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you put the target
on our backs.
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You betrayed us.
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Hmm.
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I sacrificed everything
to bring back magic.
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You know what I sacrificed,
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and look what you do with it.
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Yes, Ms. Wicker,
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I made a deal
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with the goddamn Library,
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and in doing so,
I saved your lives.
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Yeah, well, you're pretty
fucking quick to compromise,
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you know that?
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Now, I need to
find my friends,
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but I can't do magic,
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so you're going to cast
the locator spell for me.
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(SIGHS)
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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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Dean Fogg. Finally.
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I only have a moment.
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You know how the Library
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contains the books of everyone
who ever lived?
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Yeah.
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The Great Blank Spot is over.
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The Library can update
their books again.
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So, if your friends were
to get their memories back,
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the Library would know.
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They'd try to find them
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to keep them safe
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from the Monster
that you warned us about.
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NICK: You're telling me
they have books that describe
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every damn thing everyone does
or ever will do,
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when you're sleeping,
when you're awake,
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naughty or nice?
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You know how much time
that would have saved me?
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Can we please not with
the Santa stuff right now?
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Well, could you please not
with the angsty, nerdy stuff, huh?
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No, 'cause that's who you are,
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and I don't judge you for it.
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Dean Fogg was trying
to give me a message.
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Look, if we escape,
they'll just read our books,
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find out where we are,
and come after us.
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So, we just take
the books with us,
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or destroy 'em.
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But first we have
to actually escape.
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I can get us to the fireplace.
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Just be ready.
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All I'm offering
is a location.
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The rest is on you.
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Knowing where Bacchus is
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doesn't help me
if he runs away,
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which he'll do
the second I show up.
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You see my problem,
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and how maybe it is just
easier to kill you all.
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Do you know what this is?
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Where did you get that?
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I didn't,
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but I know that enough of it
will mess up a god long enough
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for you to do
whatever you need to do.
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Excuse me, Margo?
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Quick talk?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Could you stop volunteering?
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I know Bacchus. He's a friend.
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Great.
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Then you'll poison him.
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He'll never suspect a friend.
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I could always kill you.
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Awesome.
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Great choices.
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Well, let's get going, then.
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Guys, in case it even needs
to be said,
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I know Marina.
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She is not a helpful person.
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So, just act accordingly.
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(SIGHS)
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Of course I'm getting paid.
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The McAllistairs have
a bounty on your heads,
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dead or alive.
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The real yous,
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not the witness-protection
identities.
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So, you can see how
it'd be profitable for me
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to get you back to normal.
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What are they offering?
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Three Deweys.
What the hell's a Dewey?
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As in Melvil Dewey,
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the most famous librarian
of all time.
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He has his own decimal system.
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Well, I think you're being
generous with the word "famous."
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Okay, so in
the New World Order,
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there is just enough magic
in the air
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to keep the boring masses
fat and happy,
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but you got an itch
to do something bigger,
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you have to file a request
with the Library.
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They decide if you're
trustworthy, and they give you
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a cute little battery
in the shape of a coin.
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They put the faces of famous
librarians on there,
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but Dewey's the only one
people can remember.
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Well, and Laura Bush,
but Bushes just never stuck.
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All right, well, we'll pay
the bounty ourselves.
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How are you gonna get Deweys?
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I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
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We always...
Sometimes.
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Most of the time, we do.
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Five Deweys to make it
worth the delay,
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and know that I have trackers
on all of you,
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so if you try to run,
it won't go your way.
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(EXHALES)
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Don't drink all my beer.
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Seems like this is the place.
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It is. (SIGHS)
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Those are Maenads,
Bacchus followers.
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Get to it, then.
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Oh, and if they have pizza,
bring me some.
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(SIGHS)
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We can still find a way out.
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We already did. This is it.
We're doing it right now.
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You have a weapon that
could have stopped him,
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and instead of using it,
you gave it to him.
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We tried that already with
Julia's god-killing bullet.
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All it did was kill
The Monster's host,
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which in this case is Eliot.
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Who, for all we know, is dead.
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(SCOFFS)
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Or he's trapped in there,
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forced to watch everything
The Monster does,
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just waiting for us
to find a way to help him.
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What are you gonna
slip the ambrosia into?
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I guess I'll make a Fillorian
version of his favorite drink,
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margarita, but instead of
salt on the rim, it will be...
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God meth. Perfect.
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Now go poison his ass so we
can get out of this malarial swamp.
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You know what's incredible?
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00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,849
How you can be
such a good friend
261
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,142
and such a terrible friend
at the exact same time.
262
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,277
THE MONSTER:
There's not a lot
263
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,571
that I can relate to
in this world.
264
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,324
People here are,
(SIGHS)
265
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,495
Well, people, generally,
266
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,873
and me, not so much.
267
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:49,125
But I relate to you.
268
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,671
I hate being alone.
269
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:57,258
I don't like being left
with my own thoughts,
270
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,759
such as they are.
271
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,013
I need friends.
272
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,514
One way of making friends
273
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,349
is not murdering
everyone you meet.
274
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,685
Yes, you get my dilemma,
275
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,061
but you're like me.
276
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,229
Josh said so.
277
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,899
A bad friend and a good
friend at the same time.
278
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,234
How do you do it?
I have no choice.
279
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:20,281
You were friends with Eliot.
280
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,409
Very best friends.
281
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,536
Now you can be
friends with me.
282
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,455
It'll be the same.
283
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,206
You can show me
how to be more like him.
284
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,459
No.
285
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,252
I love Eliot.
286
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,713
I would do anything for him,
even help you,
287
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,715
but you and I,
we won't ever be friends.
288
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,094
Unless you let me talk to him.
289
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,721
Prove he's still alive
in there.
290
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:45,848
I can't do that.
291
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,808
But you could let him go.
292
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,311
You could choose a new body.
293
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,396
(CHUCKLES)
But I like this one.
294
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,359
I like the way people
look at me,
295
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,528
and you and your friends
296
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,281
care so deeply
about what happens to it.
297
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,575
Why would I ever leave it?
298
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,454
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
299
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,419
Hi.
I'm here to see Bacchus.
300
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,963
Um...
301
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,090
Yeah, I don't know what
you're talking about. Um...
302
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,299
It's Ember's.
303
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,052
"Bacchanal" is the word
you're looking for.
304
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,303
Cut the crap, Shoshana.
305
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,888
It's me, Josh,
from the Bed-Stuy party.
306
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,264
Uh, oh, I...
307
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,600
I didn't think you'd
remember me. (CHUCKLES)
308
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,893
Well, it's actually,
you know...
309
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,144
It's really good
that you're here,
310
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,855
'cause he's been darker
the last few weeks.
311
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,066
I think a friendly face
could really help.
312
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,359
Great.
313
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,404
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
314
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,488
Hey, Q?
315
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,448
BOTH: Oh, my God.
316
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,033
Hey.
317
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,952
Where have you been?
We couldn't find you.
318
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,537
"Enrolled at Brakebills,"
she said,
319
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,955
fully aware of the irony.
320
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,499
I just, um...
321
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,168
I don't know
where to start. Uh...
322
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,171
Have you heard
anything about Alice?
323
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:00,881
No.
324
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,383
No, I mean,
not since she completely
325
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,051
screwed us over
at Blackspire, why?
326
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,803
Where is everyone else?
327
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,515
JULIA: If the Library's
going to arrest us on sight,
328
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,601
how do we get one of
these coins, much less five?
329
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,771
I asked around,
so there might be another way.
330
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:20,067
The Library's official story
is that the McAllistair family
331
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,652
heroically turned magic
back on.
332
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:25,656
So, they gave them a free pass
to as many coins as they want.
333
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,616
They give them
these special cards
334
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,326
with no limits,
no questions asked.
335
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,911
Only a few of them exist,
and hedges
336
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996
are calling them Black Cards.
337
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,080
We could steal one.
338
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,165
If you steal a credit card,
339
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,292
it only works
until it's reported stolen.
340
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,918
With something this valuable,
341
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,086
that's gonna happen
pretty damn quick.
342
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,212
Forgery, maybe?
343
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,922
Good enough to fool
the Library?
344
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,300
I used to know a guy,
a master counterfeiter.
345
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,593
The Beast killed him, but...
346
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,303
But that was in your timeline.
347
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,805
I did know Frankie
since before Brakebills,
348
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,807
so hopefully
your Penny did, too.
349
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,894
And hopefully he has
the same number.
350
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,148
Damn it. (CHUCKLES)
351
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,816
I still have the DJ's phone.
352
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,112
Well, the good news
is your Penny
353
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,197
has the same password as me,
354
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,365
so, I'm downloading
his contacts right now.
355
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,285
Ugh. So many
lnsta notifications.
356
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:12,870
Okay, I got his number.
I'll try him.
357
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,121
QUENTIN: I can't log in.
358
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,706
It wants to send
a text message
359
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,792
to my old phone to confirm,
360
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,876
but if I had my old phone,
361
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,294
why the hell
would I be doing this?
362
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,089
Have you talked
to your dad lately?
363
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,424
I called him
from Brian's phone,
364
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,926
but nobody picked up.
365
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,552
Nobody answers their phone
366
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,262
when they don't recognize
the number, right?
367
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,764
You're probably right.
368
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,307
Guys, he picked up.
369
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,521
Oh, I don't think
you can park there.
370
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,314
Yeah, I don't think he cares.
371
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,317
Shit just always seems
to work out for Frankie.
372
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,985
Another timeline?
373
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,529
That's wild.
374
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,239
I thought you were dead.
PENNY 23: Likewise.
375
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,907
So, the Frankie I knew
was a counterfeiter.
376
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,326
So am I, but for most jobs,
377
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,619
my skills are overkill.
378
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:56,372
Duping objects to fool
regular dopes is simple.
379
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,833
99% of the art you see
in museums is fake,
380
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,417
because, why waste
the real thing
381
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,086
on people who can't tell
the difference anyway?
382
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,712
Fooling magicians, though,
383
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,589
that's where
the special sauce comes in.
384
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,133
So, what's the MacGuffin?
385
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,342
A Library Black Card.
386
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,554
That's gonna take
a lot of sauce.
387
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,305
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
388
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:14,932
You know what?
Let me get that.
389
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,225
That's probably for me.
390
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,314
Congratulations!
Not now, guys.
391
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,361
You know what?
Actually, I'm gonna grab...
392
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,988
Thank you. Thanks.
393
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,072
Have a good one.
394
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996
Are you gonna
explain that, or...
395
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,039
Is it in your size?
They're always my size.
396
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,917
Anyway, uh...
Library Black Card.
397
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,377
That's tricky,
but I can do it.
398
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,045
Yeah, what'll it cost us?
399
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,923
Whatever you're withdrawing
from the Library,
400
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,550
double it.
401
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,218
Ten Dewey coins?
402
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,470
That's like "raise an army
of the dead" level magic.
403
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,097
That is a big ask.
Yeah.
404
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,474
If my forgery works,
it won't matter.
405
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,935
Now, I'm gonna need
some stuff.
406
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,313
I'm gonna need at least two
minutes with a real Black Card
407
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,398
to use as a mold,
two Philly cheese steaks,
408
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,108
four liters of cherry soda,
409
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,484
not store brand.
(PENNY 23 LAUGHS)
410
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,945
That's a deal breaker.
I know, I know.
411
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,114
And at least a third of a
Dewey coin to get us started.
412
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,283
You need a battery
to get more batteries?
413
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,493
Yeah. Call it, uh, seed magic.
414
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,661
Oh, uh...
415
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,746
We can't exactly
416
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,581
walk into the Library
and just ask for one.
417
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,750
Well, there's a game of Push
happening tonight.
418
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,210
What's Push?
419
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,753
It's a card game.
420
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,922
High rollers play for Deweys,
421
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,506
but you can buy in for less.
422
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,592
Any of you good at cards?
423
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,596
(SIGHS)
424
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,601
QUENTIN: A magic card game is
hard under normal circumstances,
425
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,811
but right now the Library's
only putting out enough magic
426
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,980
for small-scale spells.
427
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,358
I mean,
one big transformation,
428
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,485
and I'm gonna black out
the entire room.
429
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,861
Yeah, it's about efficiency.
430
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,780
Some magicians
are semi trucks,
431
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,657
guzzling magic
to do a simple spell.
432
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,242
Some of us are Priuses.
433
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,326
What are you?
434
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,620
A sensible, mid-sized...
435
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,372
What was the one that would
always explode?
436
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,665
Yeah, that.
437
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,583
Hey, can we back him up?
438
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,043
(KADY CLEARS THROAT)
439
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,462
No, no, not, not me.
440
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,005
I can't even make a spark.
441
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,758
Well, I'm persona non grata
442
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,718
at Push games
in this city, so...
443
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,011
I just don't want to.
444
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,472
It's a one-on-one game,
anyway, so no backup.
445
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,432
But, uh, good luck.
446
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,686
MAN: What do you have
to wager?
447
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,397
(CLEARS THROAT)
It's a protection amulet.
448
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,524
It's sort of all-purpose.
(CAWING)
449
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,318
(CONTINUES CAWING)
450
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,987
It's not good enough.
451
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,698
If you can't buy in, make
room for somebody who can.
452
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,909
Uh, wait, um, he's a Traveler.
453
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,664
I'll wager his exclusive
services for 48 hours.
454
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,040
A year.
A month.
455
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,583
Whoa. Hold on.
I won't lose.
456
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,668
But you're a loser.
457
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,296
A month. No questions asked.
458
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,882
Welcome to the game.
459
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,060
Okay, the rules of Push
are simple.
460
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,145
It's like the game War.
461
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,271
Two players.
462
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,647
Each draws a card.
463
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,232
High card wins the hand.
464
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,109
When the deck is gone,
the game's over.
465
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,820
But the real art of the game
is knowing how to cheat.
466
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,952
See, a shuffled deck of cards
467
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,287
is not a fixed thing.
468
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,247
It's a cloud of possibilities.
469
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,795
And you can change the odds
if you know how.
470
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,434
Put the right card
into your hand,
471
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,644
or the wrong card
into your opponent's.
472
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,869
Wait, what is that?
473
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,915
Rules of poker.
474
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,796
FRANKIE: You'll have to beat
three opponents
475
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,130
to win the whole thing.
476
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,715
Shall we?
477
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,310
The more probability spells
that you throw around,
478
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,021
the more improbable things
can get.
479
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,860
Be careful of those.
480
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,278
They killed Bobby Darin.
481
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,993
The final round is when
you play for the Dewey.
482
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,142
(BIRD CAWING)
483
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:13,856
(BLOWS)
484
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,164
Breaking a tie is complicated.
485
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,290
Get the hats.
486
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,791
You throw cards into a hat,
487
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,419
and whichever ones you sink,
you score like a poker hand.
488
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,685
Straight flush.
489
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,811
(BIRD CAWS)
490
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,817
I'm just saying,
what if he loses?
491
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,445
I'm a Traveler. I'll grab
the coin and blip away.
492
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,697
Yeah, and then the people
you just robbed
493
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,157
hunt you down and torture you.
494
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,868
So, why don't we
save that for plan B?
495
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,748
Listen, if you lose
this last hand, it's over.
496
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,918
I think we need to be ready
for plan B. (MOUTHS) No.
497
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,712
(BIRD CAWS)
498
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,387
(THUNDER CRASHING)
499
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,521
What is the point
of this display?
500
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,606
(THUNDER CRASHES)
501
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,321
You've used up all
the ambient magic in the room.
502
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,539
I guess we'll just
have to play an honest game.
503
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,500
(BIRD CAWING)
504
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,021
Got it.
Perfect.
505
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,231
Now the easy part.
506
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,233
Borrow a Black Card
to use as a template.
507
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,862
Anything?
No.
508
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,700
Why are we going along
with this?
509
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,995
Marina killed my mother.
510
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,413
That was a different Marina.
511
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:35,872
How different?
512
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,584
And we're just gonna hand her
a nuclear bomb?
513
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,377
What's the alternative?
514
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,129
We use it against her.
515
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,880
Where does that end?
516
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,050
I came here to get away
from that kind of shit.
517
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:50,387
You know, I'm getting really
sick of being the voice
518
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,723
in the back of the room
that everyone ignores.
519
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,559
The other me, Sam,
520
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,853
did whatever
she thought was right,
521
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,438
regardless of what
anybody else thought.
522
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,731
I get it.
523
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:05,193
Because where I came from,
everyone I cared about is dead.
524
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,904
No other voice to listen to
but mine.
525
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,326
But maybe Sam didn't care
what anyone else thought
526
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,619
because she's alone.
527
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:15,996
You aren't.
528
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:22,711
Whoa.
529
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,421
I got something here.
530
00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:27,215
There's huge energy
coming off her purse.
531
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,551
It's gotta be the Black Card
in there.
532
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:30,886
Showtime.
533
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,099
Oh, excuse me, I'm...
534
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,185
I'm sorry.
535
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,519
Do I know you from somewhere?
536
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,230
I mean, I dabbled in acting.
537
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,566
What have I seen you in?
538
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,820
Let's just say some
provocative films of the 1970s.
539
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,489
PENNY 23: Interesting.
540
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,131
All finished.
541
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,716
Great. Let's go.
542
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,593
Uh, there is one little thing.
543
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,012
That special sauce
I was talking about before.
544
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,182
Most forgers use
complicated illusion work.
545
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:19,226
That's not quite my thing.
546
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,769
(TAPPING ON WINDOW)
547
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,438
(DOOR OPENS)
548
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,197
Did a bird just
bring you a sandwich?
549
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,782
Yeah, I guess she did.
550
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:34,908
You want it?
551
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,619
Well, I mean, yeah, but...
552
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,329
But what the fuck, Frankie?
553
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,622
This is what
I'm talking about.
554
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,582
Luck is my discipline.
555
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,544
The forgeries I make give whoever's
holding them insanely good luck.
556
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:48,505
So, nobody even bothers
to check if the thing is fake.
557
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:52,509
I've done the spell work so many
times, I'm just sort of encrusted with it.
558
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:56,304
Luck is zero-sum, so all that
bad luck has got to go somewhere.
559
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,768
It goes into a bear?
560
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,396
Somebody, not me,
has to hold that
561
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,982
while the others bring
the Black Card to the Library.
562
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:10,652
And whoever's holding it
is gonna have a bad day.
563
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,072
I'll do it. No, Jules.
You don't have to. He...
564
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,157
It's okay.
565
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,162
It's hard to explain,
but I'm kind of bulletproof.
566
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,540
If anybody should have
terrible luck, it should be me.
567
00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:24,750
Why are you bulletproof?
568
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,002
That's none of your business.
569
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,670
Pick it up.
570
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,513
No, no, no, no, no, no,
something's wrong.
571
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,183
Uh, whatever "none of my
business" shit is going on with you,
572
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,894
it's interfering with the
fortune spell, so set it down.
573
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,604
Set it down !
All right.
574
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,606
Ahh...
575
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:51,193
Looks like you
just volunteered.
576
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,122
You awake?
577
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,415
Nope.
578
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:06,666
It's time.
579
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:17,761
(SPITS)
580
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,440
(BLOWING)
581
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,740
(CRACKLING)
582
00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,075
(LOCK CLINKS)
583
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,209
Anti-magic paint
on a magic lock.
584
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:53,129
Wish I had thought of that before those
book-sniffing bastards ruined Christmas.
585
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,256
(SHUSHES)
586
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,262
(WHISPERING)
Which way now?
587
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,763
I don't know.
Something isn't right.
588
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,265
This should continue straight.
589
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:08,270
Well, you made this map by
mind-controlling a cockroach.
590
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,648
Shouldn't we trust our eyes
rather than some shit-eating bug?
591
00:28:12,732 --> 00:28:13,775
(DOOR OPENS)
592
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,652
No, I think it's an illusion.
593
00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,362
There's spell work
on this wall.
594
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,036
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
595
00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,668
Or it's a wall.
596
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,226
This is it.
597
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,519
The Books of Everyone.
598
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:51,730
You look for yours, and
I'll go look for my friends'.
599
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:54,774
BACCHUS: I gotta tell you,
600
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:58,153
it is such a relief to take
off that Ember disguise.
601
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,030
So, what have I been missing
down on Earth?
602
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:03,491
It must be bad. Your
chakras are all fucked up.
603
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:04,868
Oh ! (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
604
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:08,663
Uh, we got magic
turned back on. Hey!
605
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:12,042
And, you know, one of
our friends just betrayed us.
606
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,503
Which is crazy, right?
607
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,131
(CHUCKLING)
Like, who would do that?
608
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,758
Yeah.
I got mind wiped.
609
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:24,179
Yeah, I was living as this other
dude named Isaac for months.
610
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:29,100
Um, that is exactly kind
of close to my situation.
611
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:33,730
So, I'm being hunted
by this douche bag Monster,
612
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,982
and, like, I need
a place to crash, right?
613
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,275
That's when I remember,
614
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,694
that squirrelly little
human friend of yours
615
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,947
said that he killed Ember,
616
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,532
and I'm like, "I could
take that guy's place."
617
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,701
Live to fuck another day,
you know?
618
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,495
It's kind of nice, you know?
619
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:52,666
Freeing to live as
someone else for a little bit.
620
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,209
Yeah, I guess.
621
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,629
You know, a famous cocks man
once told me,
622
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,509
"Once you've had quantity,
the only thing left is strange."
623
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,721
And, boy, is this place
full of strange.
624
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,724
I mean,
Isaac's life was great.
625
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,728
Lot of friends, big family.
626
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:18,108
But eventually, it all ends,
627
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,693
and your old life,
628
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,153
your old problems,
629
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,239
they catch up to you.
630
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,365
Or your problems
631
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,784
never find you and
the party goes on forever.
632
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:30,745
(CHUCKLES) Oh !
Look at that, I'm dry.
633
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:33,957
Is that...
Did you make for me?
634
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,167
Yes.
Josh special?
635
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,670
Uh, yes, I made it for you.
636
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,588
You and me, Jo shy,
637
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:42,716
we're the same.
638
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,176
We're born to be
the perfect hosts.
639
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:49,931
We want everyone around us to
have a good time, we make sure of it.
640
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,017
Nobody does the same for us.
641
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:53,476
Mmm-mmm.
642
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,104
This is to Josh, not to Isaac.
643
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,480
This is to the real you.
644
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,109
(GOBLET CLATTERS)
645
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,237
I'm sorry.
646
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,115
I pee-peed in it,
647
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,325
and you don't...
You don't drink that.
648
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,410
So...
649
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:15,915
This is the dumbest plan.
650
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,376
Frankie says
the disguises won't matter.
651
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,171
If the Black Card works,
nobody will question them.
652
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,256
I feel like an idiot.
653
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,966
Excuse me, sir.
654
00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,885
You have a fresh look.
655
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,511
Have you considered modeling?
656
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,805
(LAUGHING)
657
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,142
Okay, it's just soup.
658
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:38,480
Can't choke, it's not
scalding. It's totally safe.
659
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,820
KADY: Ugh ! Look at that line.
This is gonna take forever.
660
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,405
I've been thinking,
while we're here,
661
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:48,782
we should get a bit extra.
662
00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:52,368
Five for Marina,
five for Frankie, 10 for us.
663
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:55,497
We'd have to be insanely
lucky to get that much.
664
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,791
The more luck we get,
665
00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,334
the more bad luck
Quentin gets.
666
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,504
When this is over, the
McAllistairs will still be after us.
667
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:07,342
We'll need to do
some major cloaking spell.
668
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,968
It could kill him.
669
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:12,847
Hey! There's a truck outside
giving out free ice cream!
670
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,557
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
671
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,894
I mean,
two extra coins can't hurt.
672
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,232
It's all good.
Soup spills all the time.
673
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,234
Thanks. (GROANS)
674
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:25,985
Damn it.
675
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,863
How the hell do you get a
paper cut from a paper towel?
676
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:31,241
Welcome. Hi.
677
00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:34,536
So, how can I help you today?
678
00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,872
We need 12 contained
current coins.
679
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,461
Here.
No, God.
680
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:44,587
Keep it away.
681
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,548
(SNAKE HISSING)
682
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,467
Everything looks in order.
683
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,719
Just need to check
one little thing.
684
00:33:00,145 --> 00:33:01,813
(CANDY CLATTERING)
Oh, shoot.
685
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,607
(WHIRRING)
686
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,193
Did you hear something?
687
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,028
(HISSING)
(QUENTIN GRUNTING)
688
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:11,197
Where did it come from?
689
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,658
Out of the toilet.
690
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,535
All right, then,
I'll send this requisition
691
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,871
to the home office,
and they'll return your coins.
692
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,211
(VIBRATING)
693
00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:28,256
I thought you said
your phone wasn't working.
694
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,091
(VIBRATING CONTINUES)
(PANTING)
695
00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:37,807
It's a voicemail from my mom.
696
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,225
Do you think...
697
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:40,310
Q?
698
00:33:40,768 --> 00:33:42,145
It's got to be about my dad.
I'm not gonna...
699
00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:43,313
No, Q, the bear.
700
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,110
BRANCH MANAGER: Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
701
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:54,991
Oh.
702
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:59,120
Your request has been flagged
for follow-up with a supervisor.
703
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,413
Wait here, please.
704
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,128
A requisition follow-up
for you.
705
00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:08,713
SUPERVISOR:
Christ, can it wait?
706
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,798
Fine.
707
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,316
Sorry, I can't see for shit.
708
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:31,986
(GRUNTS)
709
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,822
Bloody thing's making
me crazy. Do you mind?
710
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,824
No, do your thing.
711
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:42,038
What do I do? Just,
please, don't listen to it
712
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:43,790
until we hear back
from Penny and Kady.
713
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,334
Oh, shit!
714
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:50,046
Oh, Jesus Christ,
now I've got it in backwards.
715
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,093
About those coins...
716
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,511
Listen,
717
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,097
the truth is, the red tape,
the paperwork,
718
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,349
it's, in my mind,
all just a wank.
719
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:02,892
You guys gonna
blow yourselves up?
720
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,143
No.
No?
721
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:05,603
Great.
722
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,023
Request approved.
723
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,072
Sorry about the inconvenience.
724
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,700
Thank you very much.
You have a good day.
725
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,329
Jesus, shit!
726
00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:25,748
Okay, they did it.
Drop the bear!
727
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:27,709
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
728
00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,920
It really came out of the...
729
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,588
I don't want to talk about it.
730
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:37,176
Thank you, brother.
731
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:41,055
I had a feeling things would
work out, because they always do.
732
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,391
By the way,
I'd destroy those ASAP.
733
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,436
They'll be out of juice soon, but
you don't want to take any chances.
734
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,937
I'm on it.
735
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,287
You nutsacked out, didn't you?
736
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,458
Oh, well, "pussied out"
makes perfect sense here?
737
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,544
Well, if you mean that I
couldn't go through with it,
738
00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:13,254
then, yes, you're right.
739
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:17,008
Josh, we don't have
a choice here.
740
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,969
Now, where is the rest
of the ambrosia?
741
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,054
(SIGHS)
742
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,181
Fine.
743
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,141
But just know that Bacchus will
never drink anything you give him.
744
00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:27,226
Oh, I'm not gonna give it
to Bacchus.
745
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:28,936
Yeah, I'm gonna dump it
in there.
746
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,730
Everyone will drink it.
747
00:36:30,813 --> 00:36:33,274
Are you nuts? There
are over 100 people here.
748
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,109
You have no idea
what that will do to them.
749
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,362
Well, I'm pretty sure
it'll fucking kill them.
750
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:42,450
And I'll do it, unless you
start acting like a real pussy
751
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,661
and take one
for the fucking team.
752
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:51,000
Hey, uh,
I'm sorry about...
753
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:54,295
We've all peed
in things we regret.
754
00:36:56,422 --> 00:37:00,968
I know gods are supposed
to be distant and unknowable,
755
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,637
but you're a good guy.
756
00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,308
I wanna tell you a secret.
757
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:11,437
(EXHALES)
758
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,191
What did you put in this?
759
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,236
(GOBLET CLATTERS)
(PEOPLE GASP)
760
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:21,406
I found my book. Now let's get
the hell out of here.
761
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,324
I can't find
my friends' books.
762
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,703
"The following books have been
removed from circulation for revisions.
763
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,247
"Q. Cold water, A. Quinn."
764
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,750
They're filling in
the endings of our books...
765
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,378
The pages that were missing
because of the Great Blank Spot.
766
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:36,879
(CART RATTLING)
767
00:37:44,178 --> 00:37:45,179
Nick?
768
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:51,185
Hey, I'm sorry about your friends'
books, but this is our chance.
769
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,312
Come with me.
I can't.
770
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,231
I can't leave
without their books.
771
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:57,358
Well, I want to do the...
772
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,652
Look, just go while you still
have the chance, okay?
773
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,779
I can find the Revision Room
on my own.
774
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,618
For what it's worth,
you're still on my Nice List.
775
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:09,871
(GRUNTS)
776
00:38:22,884 --> 00:38:23,968
(MUFFLED GASP)
777
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,637
(SLEIGH BELLS RINGING)
778
00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,015
The fuck?
779
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,566
(BACCHUS GROANING)
780
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:47,742
Do you remember me?
781
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,703
Because I don't.
782
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:53,831
I don't remember my name
783
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,500
or where I came from.
784
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,628
But I remember you.
785
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:03,341
You took something from me,
something important,
786
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:06,093
and then you threw me
787
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,178
in a cage,
788
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:09,555
and I would like
789
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,307
for you to explain.
790
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:14,060
You remember all that,
791
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:18,397
but you don't remember
what you are, what you did.
792
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,066
The word "monster"
793
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,150
has been thrown around.
794
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,735
That's right.
795
00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,279
We put you
with the rest of your kind.
796
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,115
And I ate them.
797
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,743
You're kind of making my case
for me here.
798
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,954
We have the same parents.
799
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:34,539
Why am I a monster
800
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,623
and you're a god?
801
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:38,751
If you don't want to be
a monster, then let me go.
802
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,461
Give me back what you took
803
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:41,796
from me, and maybe I will.
804
00:39:43,714 --> 00:39:46,217
I can't ever.
805
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,094
I'm sorry.
806
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:54,267
It was a part of me,
and now it's a part of you,
807
00:39:56,978 --> 00:40:00,189
burning in your body.
808
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,608
Wait. Wait.
809
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,694
This world needs me.
810
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,696
Its god is dead.
811
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,573
You don't have to do this.
812
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:11,033
There's others.
There's still time.
813
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,743
We can figure something out.
814
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,453
It doesn't have to be me.
815
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,580
It doesn't have to...
816
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,082
(SCREAMING)
817
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,047
(CHOKING)
818
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,008
(RETCHES)
819
00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:34,682
(INHALES SHARPLY)
820
00:40:37,059 --> 00:40:39,145
JOSH: What the fuck
did he just rip out of him?
821
00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:41,314
Whatever it is,
to a fairy eye,
822
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,691
it's like staring
straight at the sun.
823
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:48,821
They're real.
824
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,074
Well, it's been a pleasure.
825
00:40:53,659 --> 00:40:54,910
The trackers on us?
826
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,163
Not actually a thing.
827
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,373
You guys are too lawful good
to bitch out.
828
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:09,133
MAN: Marina.
829
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,136
I've been looking for you.
830
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,597
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
831
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:19,894
Excuse me, miss.
These are free to a good home.
832
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,062
Are you interested?
833
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,146
(PUPPIES WHIMPERING)
834
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:30,112
Hey, are you sure Marina's apartment's
the safest place for us to meet?
835
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:31,947
It's not Marina's.
836
00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:34,033
It's mine.
837
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,242
What did you do?
838
00:41:35,409 --> 00:41:36,744
I handled the problem.
839
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,288
Now, can we do
this cloaking spell
840
00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:41,457
before the McAllistairs
show up and kill all of us?
841
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,088
Hey.
842
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,006
You haven't listened?
843
00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:51,884
You know,
your bad luck's gone.
844
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,637
Safe as it'll ever be.
845
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:59,642
But that's not
what's really stopping you.
846
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,310
The other me,
847
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,604
Brian...
848
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,024
His dad died
when he was a kid.
849
00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,569
He was too little
to even understand.
850
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:13,614
All of his problems
were like that.
851
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:15,116
No sharp edges.
852
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,200
Yeah.
853
00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:18,911
Look at us.
854
00:42:20,162 --> 00:42:22,373
We paid a hell
of a fucking price.
855
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,293
You gave up being a goddess.
856
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,548
I gave up my father.
857
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,596
What did we get in return?
858
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:39,849
Magic is back.
859
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,851
(CHUCKLING BITTERLY)
860
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:46,814
Mmm-mmm. Not in
the way that we wanted.
861
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,778
How are you not furious?
862
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:57,992
Because,
for almost everyone,
863
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,036
the world is
a little brighter.
864
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,622
Even if they never know why.
865
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,042
I hate the Library
for what they did.
866
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,839
But my part in it...
I knew what it cost.
867
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,968
And I'd do it again.
868
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,057
But you wouldn't.
869
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,772
Will you sit here
for a minute?
870
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:29,315
Yeah.
871
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:34,320
LAURA: (ON MESSAGE)
Hi, Quentin.
872
00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:38,365
Sorry to leave a message
with bad news.
873
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:42,495
I need to talk to you
about your father.
874
00:43:42,519 --> 00:43:47,519
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