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ALICE: Previously on
The Magicians...
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ZELDA: Alice is fine.
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Depressed, surly.
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Still asking to see you again.
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DEAN: She's fixated on the thing
she says she saw in the castle.
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She's worried
about her friends.
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I can't think of anyone
better protected than they.
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They must stay where
they are, as they are.
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They'll be fine.
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Your spell work was masterful.
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SAM: There's something
you need to know
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and as soon as I start
telling you about this,
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bad shit is gonna start
flying at our heads.
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(GLASS SHATTERING, ELECTRICITY
SPARKING) (SCREAMING)
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So, how do we figure out
who we really are?
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Hi. I'm Marina.
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I'm here to help.
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So, you're like some powerful,
benevolent white witch?
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Uh-huh.
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Let's take a peek underneath
and see what you really look like.
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(ALL COUGHING, GAGGING)
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(GAGGING)
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Fix it.
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I don't know what
you want me to fix!
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Whatever the matter
is in Fillory!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Old.
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Things get old
so fast, don't they?
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Sorry, but where are we?
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I told you, Greece.
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Right, right.
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This is the temple of the
god we are summoning.
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Enyalius.
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God of war.
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Thought that was Ares.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Say that
when you see him.
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It makes him so mad.
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So, okay.
Go in the woods.
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Get a pig.
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Excuse me?
A wild pig.
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The younger the better.
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Sorry, I don't mean to be difficult,
but couldn't you just conjure one?
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Hmm, no.
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It has to be caught
with human hands
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and stained
with human effort.
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You know, that... That stuff
that comes out of your skin.
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Sweat?
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Hurry.
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(COUGHING)
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What the fuck
did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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That spell's
a cunt with fangs.
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I thought your amulet
was supposed to protect us.
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It did. You're alive,
and welcome, asshole.
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KADY: Great. Well, that didn't
work and we're back to square one.
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(PHONE BUZZING)
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Yeah? DEAN: Hello,
whoever you are.
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Do not tamper
with my enchantment.
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Holy shit,
it's James Earl Jones!
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Shut up.
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Yes, you've triggered
a read-me file voicemail.
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And, no, you may not take me
off speaker phone.
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You will not circumvent
or defeat this spell.
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Whoever you are,
walk away. Now.
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Or your death is as certain
as those I've enchanted.
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So, spells are basically
credit cards
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with automated
fraud warning calls?
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(LAUGHING)
That's not super inspired.
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Well, neither
is Henry Fogg,
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nor his favorite students,
right?
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(CHUCKLING) Sit in the kitchen
until I tell you it's safe.
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You stay.
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(CHUCKLING)
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She scares me.
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Yeah, well, she's not
the one with the Glock.
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I've got a theory
about you, stud.
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(GRUNTS)
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Stand close.
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Ooh.
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MARINA: Oh, Henry.
Such a good try.
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(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
What are you doing?
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Ow.
(CHUCKLING)
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I'm making you useful.
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Wait.
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Where's Janet?
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JANET: Hello?
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Anyone?
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Mother Nature,
can you hear me?
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Wow, forests
don't even talk.
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Whole psychotic break
just lacks imagination.
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Again.
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Jesus.
Dude.
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The chips.
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How am I doing this?
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(PENNY CACKLES)
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Yes.
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This pond better be vodka.
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(SCREAMS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GASPING)
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Your Majesty?
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Jesus Christ.
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(PANTING)
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Forgive the suddenness
of my introduction.
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I know you're not quite
yourself, King Margo.
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What are you?
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Where am I?
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And why does everybody in this
nightmare keep calling me king?
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Is that even a thing?
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I'll endeavor
to explain.
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(BUG BUZZING)
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(BUZZING STOPS)
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NICK: Hello.
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You're being kind of quiet.
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(SIGHS)
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Look, you're nice and all.
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Sort of. But I... I could use
some intel on this place,
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but how do I know
you're not a snitch?
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Well, because like
it or not, I'm Santa.
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Which used to mean I was once
considered fairly honest.
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Reasonably reliable,
but I... I don't know.
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Maybe, uh,
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slightly admired.
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Then all of a sudden
it was like, "Hey,
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"you break into houses once
a year. What's up with that?"
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And, "Kids sit on your lap.
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"How is that not creepy?"
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Congratulations, Earth.
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You ruined
the name of Santa.
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So, you don't want
to hear from me?
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Good.
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'Cause I'm sure you don't need
this thing I could get you,
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called magic.
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How?
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I am the Lord of All
Fillorian Fresh Water.
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Which is a bit pretentious,
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so, please,
call me Lord Fresh.
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Assuming this is actually
happening, you pulled me down here.
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Why?
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Your birthright box.
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You and my birth box
ain't happening,
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so back up,
Shape of Water.
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No, no.
Your birthright box.
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There.
Oh.
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Right.
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No, Majesty!
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(WINCES) If you
touch it, it will harm you.
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Even my protective wards
couldn't save you.
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You know
about that spell shit?
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I'm really
somebody else,
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and if I try to figure out who
shit clobbers me, burns me?
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Correct.
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Though, as I said,
you're safe down here.
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Your birthright box,
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which it has been
my honor to guard,
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dictated your absence
from the kingdom,
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your loss of self,
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and your return
this day and hour.
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But I must caution.
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It also predicted
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that you would learn
what it is
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to live and rule alone.
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Yeah?
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Well, alone's my jam,
grenouille.
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And no matter what,
I rule.
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(CAVE RUMBLING)
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Your enchantment
is most powerful.
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I'm not sure that
my wards will hold.
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To come back
and claim your destiny,
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you must find the god
who summoned you in the dream.
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(CAVE RUMBLING)
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Please accept
my apologies.
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I'm afraid I can't keep you
as safe as I had hoped.
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Walk toward the mountains.
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My destiny is to die of
pneumonia, isn't it?
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You can tell me.
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Hardly, Majesty.
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Please return when
the spell is lifted.
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Here's your lunch.
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Ugh ! (SCREAMING)
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(MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH HEADPHONES)
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(WHOOSHING)
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Well, if he's anything
like my Henry,
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he keeps most of his secrets
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in here.
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(TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
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Todd.
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Oh, my God.
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Hansel?
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Hey.
We gotta hustle.
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HANSEL: Yeah, uh...
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Anything I... I can do?
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Yeah. Take your shirt off
and make me a sandwich.
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Sorry, but I'm starved.
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If it helps, I'm vegan, so this sucks
for me, too. (SWORD CLANKS)
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Todd? Jesus,
are you drunk?
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(GROANING)
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(LABORED BREATHING)
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(GROANS) Marina.
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Hello, Henry.
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What is this?
What did you do?
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It's the same blue shit
you gave Hansel.
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Only I knew you wouldn't
drink it at my request.
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So, here's the deal.
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Give yourself the antidote.
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There is no antidote.
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Bullshit.
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HANSEL: Whoa, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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So, it's true!
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Everything she's been
telling us is true!
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Us?
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Who else
is involved in this?
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Pretty much all of your apple-shining,
ass-kissing teacher's pets.
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Oh, Christ.
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
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Whatever she's saying she's
going to do to help you, she isn't.
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And how are you talking
about this without...
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Being attacked
by the world?
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It's magic, remember?
(RINGING STOPS)
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What timeline
are you from?
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The one where
you owe me child support.
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I'm kidding. So, the
spell takes, what,
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a day to kick in?
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It's almost dawn.
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You say
there's no antidote.
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You better get
to a lab and get to it.
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Because I'm not
turning you into a DJ.
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No.
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You won't like
the new you.
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Unless you have a secret dream
to live in a moving box.
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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You just hit the
rethink button, okay?
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Let's go.
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Bye.
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(WHOOSHES)
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TODD: Jesus.
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Todd.
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How long
have you been awake?
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We need to get
you some help. No.
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And what you just saw
dies with you.
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Do you understand?
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(ALL YAWNING, SNORING)
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This cannot continue.
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An infinity of pardons,
Acting High King Fen.
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There is an urgent matter.
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An urgent poacher?
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Who claims
to be the High King.
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So, an urgent,
insane poacher.
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Was my first thought.
Until?
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The name was uttered.
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FEN: So,
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you claim
to be High King
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Margo?
No!
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(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
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(THUDDING)
Ow!
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There you have it.
So, every time you say...
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(SQUEAKS)
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Weird, huh?
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You look
nothing like her.
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Look.
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I'm not saying I'm who
we are not talking about.
263
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,777
But I had this dream
where this goat god, Amber?
264
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:58,986
Ember.
Ember.
265
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,446
Whatevs.
266
00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,782
Said I had to get here
quick and dirty.
267
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,033
The reports are true.
268
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,910
Ember has indeed
returned to Fillory.
269
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,703
Miraculously risen
from the dead.
270
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,997
Look, if you know
where this Ember is...
271
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,374
FEN: We don't,
is the problem.
272
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,919
We don't want to
find him. We have to.
273
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,672
Something's happened
since his return.
274
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,301
Oh, I'm nodding
so you hurry
275
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,513
and you get to something
I actually understand.
276
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:26,973
Oh.
277
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:31,018
Our air has always
been graced
278
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,646
with what you
on Earth call opium.
279
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,065
But now it's saturated.
280
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,442
For some it's tolerable.
281
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,027
Some get quite giddy,
282
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:43,114
a few succumb to sleep at
the most inconvenient times,
283
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,199
and then there
are those who...
284
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,451
Dance. In the nude.
285
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,453
FEN: It sounds
lighthearted,
286
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:52,248
but it's actually resulted
in a number of deaths,
287
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,709
mainly in falling asleep
in the wrong place
288
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,002
at the wrong time.
289
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,462
Trampled in the middle of the
road being the most common.
290
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:02,425
However, a dance troupe did
die of exposure on a glacier,
291
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,803
though, by all accounts,
quite gracefully.
292
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,638
FEN: Magic is now rationed.
293
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,890
And none of it is powerful
enough to reverse this.
294
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,143
And since it coincides
with Ember's return...
295
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,854
His glorious resurrection
and divine rule!
296
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,480
We hope.
297
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,775
We've come to believe
that this is his doing.
298
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,319
And perhaps
if he could be told
299
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,696
of the damage
it's causing,
300
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,781
he could be convinced
to reverse this.
301
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,366
Guys.
302
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,868
I need to stress
303
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,745
how much I don't give a shit.
304
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,204
Oh.
305
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,290
But he's dodging you
306
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,791
and he wants me.
307
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,085
So, let's find the fucker.
308
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,798
Sassy.
309
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,261
Hi.
Hi ! Kim, sorry, I'm late.
310
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,345
No, this won't take long.
311
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,680
I think I'm flunking out.
312
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,307
Oh, first-year nerves,
totally normal.
313
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,476
No, no, no, I am
literally failing everything.
314
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,560
I mean, if I could
just pass one...
315
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,228
And somebody told you
I have a cheating spell.
316
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,397
Yes. Okay, I will hook
you up but right now,
317
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,565
I'm trying not to freak.
318
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,691
What's wrong?
I can't tell you.
319
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,026
Okay.
I promised.
320
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,819
Right.
Dean Fogg is leaving. Shit!
321
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,071
Why did I just say that?
322
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,197
Because it's too much.
323
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,698
Why do I have to be
the only one who knows?
324
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,450
Wait, he's leaving? Why?
325
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,494
Oh, believe me,
it is not his choice.
326
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,454
See, there's this
Hedge Witch, and she...
327
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:16,123
Dean Fogg, hi !
Sorry, I'm late.
328
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,000
I will give you every
cheating spell I have
329
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,418
if you please don't
repeat this, okay?
330
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:20,878
Great. Thanks.
It's gonna be fine.
331
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,755
Oh, my God,
this is horrible.
332
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:26,342
So, even after you're gone, nothing
about Marina can go in the memoir?
333
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,428
Write or breathe a single word and
there will be blood on your hands.
334
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,931
But the outstanding business
I'm attending to today
335
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,058
should be recorded
in minute detail.
336
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,601
Walter.
337
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,186
(CHUCKLING) Walter.
338
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,606
You're the best drinking
companion I've ever had.
339
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,400
Thanks. I mean, we
only drank together twice.
340
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,277
I'm a high-functioning
alcoholic, Walter.
341
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,738
We prefer to do
our serious drinking alone.
342
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,032
So that when we weep,
we can wallow in self-loathing
343
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,283
without embarrassment.
344
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,868
Did you get that, Todd?
Fantastic.
345
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,953
Excellent.
346
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,288
Walter, in my office bar
347
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,543
is an unopened bottle
of 1977 Hollcroft single malt
348
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,045
that I was going to drink
if I ever committed suicide.
349
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,006
Enjoy, my dear friend.
350
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,217
It's not your fault
I'm always broke, Ashley.
351
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,219
I'm a degenerate gambler
who could use magic
352
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,595
to alter the outcome
of any game.
353
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,806
But then I couldn't relive
the secret shame I've held
354
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,182
since I was two years old.
355
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:18,310
What I crave most in the world
is the degradation of losing.
356
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,813
Thank you for every single
moment of that.
357
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,314
You're $56 short.
358
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,899
You're a cutthroat bookie.
359
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,068
Gold.
360
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,654
Magic has been a brutal
series of disappointments.
361
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,447
And after having lived
40 time lines,
362
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,200
39 of which range
from the comically horrendous
363
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,743
to the apocalyptically absurd,
364
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,662
to find it was
all for nothing...
365
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,458
Well, leaving this life
actually feels liberating.
366
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,628
Hold this, Todd.
Thank you. Okay.
367
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,759
Tell Jennifer thank you
and goodbye.
368
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,221
I had an affair
with his wife.
369
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,015
He behaved abominably.
370
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,726
Do you find all this
as cathartic as I do, Todd?
371
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,352
I think you really hurt him.
372
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,062
Well, back to my childhood.
373
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,480
I was raised
by my grandmother,
374
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,816
the kindest, wisest person
I've ever known.
375
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,067
Of course,
I could never tell her that
376
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,278
because all forms of intimacy
horrify me.
377
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:14,450
"All forms of intimacy
terrify the hell out of me."
378
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,160
(CHUCKLING)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
379
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,703
Yes?
380
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,251
Kim. What can I
do for you?
381
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,254
Look, I'm pretty sure
I shouldn't tell you this.
382
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,132
Well, you probably shouldn't
have walked in and said that.
383
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,010
(SIGHS) I don't think
that I belong here.
384
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,471
As I said, it would
take some time.
385
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,682
And, I promise, you do.
386
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:43,062
Right, and you're literally the only
one that thinks that, and you're leaving.
387
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,606
Todd.
388
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,153
Look, it's not his fault.
He's just upset.
389
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,072
I am, too. Anybody
that knew would be.
390
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,366
Please.
391
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,916
(SIGHS) I probably
owe you an explanation.
392
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,877
My life is mostly
made up of regrets.
393
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,421
I'm not looking for
contradiction or pity.
394
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,508
It's just a fact
I'm suddenly forced to face.
395
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,301
But of all my many regrets
396
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,720
the greatest is something
I did very recently
397
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,015
to some of the most maddeningly
millennial students I ever had.
398
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,725
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
399
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,064
(RINGING STOPS)
400
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,274
What...
401
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,900
Were they gonna hit us?
402
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,611
Advantage of being
the spell caster.
403
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,073
I'll never be able to correct
what I did to them.
404
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,784
But, Kim,
one day you might.
405
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,868
Me?
406
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,122
You have no idea
what you're capable of.
407
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,957
I do.
408
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,835
Okay, then if you want me
to help these students,
409
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,378
can you tell me who they are?
410
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,632
Their lives were
in grave danger.
411
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:58,012
I cast a spell that erased their
identities and gave them new ones,
412
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,265
and now that same spell
has been cast on me.
413
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,517
(EXHALES) Jesus.
414
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,103
I mean, isn't there
anything you can do?
415
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:09,023
Well, if I reveal that
the spell can be reversed,
416
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,067
then someone would reverse
the spell on my students,
417
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,485
ensuring their deaths.
418
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,488
I will not allow
that to happen.
419
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,324
I have to do this.
420
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,534
I must accept this.
421
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,836
(DOOR CLOSES)
422
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,340
Hmm...
423
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,600
(FABRIC TEARS)
424
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,854
Ah, stubborn dude.
425
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,774
You got Plan B?
426
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,692
B plans are for losers.
427
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,069
Okay.
428
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,446
Uh... Well, whatever happens,
thank you for trying.
429
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,908
I don't really know
430
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,203
why you're putting
yourself out so much for us,
431
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,914
but it's pretty cool.
432
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,124
Well, it's pretty common
knowledge
433
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,043
that I'm a very,
very good person
434
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,628
who lives to help others.
435
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,129
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,423
Mmm.
437
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,426
(COUGHING) Oh.
438
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,971
It's such a piece of shit.
439
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,391
Hey. I like the artwork.
440
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:26,975
Yep. Sure.
441
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,354
You have to admit,
the characters? Us?
442
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,147
We're pretty complex.
443
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,191
Oh, yeah, real complex.
444
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,903
Yeah, Isaac's big problem
is his dick is too big.
445
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,947
Hey. It can be a problem.
446
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,573
Seriously.
447
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,826
It narrows the field
by a lot more than you think.
448
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,830
I've been on way too many first
dates that end in urgent care, so...
449
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,289
Gross.
HANSEL: Look.
450
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,792
My life is pretty cool,
451
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:56,880
so, how do I know
this other me is gonna...
452
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340
Nail as many groupies?
453
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,467
Whoa, hey, whoa, no.
454
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,721
That is not what Hansel
is about, okay?
455
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:08,475
You think there's a chance the
real you didn't bang your sister?
456
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,185
Hey, no, isn't that...
457
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,479
She was my stepsister, okay?
458
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,981
Stepsister.
459
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,774
And we didn't know
till... Till later.
460
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:16,900
Mmm.
461
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,485
Too many stepdads.
462
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,195
All right, well,
what about you?
463
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,739
What's your kink?
Me? (SCOFFS)
464
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,658
No, see, I'm perfect.
465
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,411
Yeah, I catch drug dealers,
murderers,
466
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,121
arsonists,
blackmailers, pimps.
467
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,957
I even stopped a girl from giving
herself a coat-hanger abortion
468
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,376
and got her to Planned
Parenthood. You see, I...
469
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,544
I'm a hero.
470
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,129
So, why would
you give that up?
471
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,422
You sound awesome.
472
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,466
I sound fake.
473
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,302
Which I am.
474
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,095
Oh, like your thunder meat.
475
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,598
All right, easy. It's...
476
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,391
It's... It's a meat.
477
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,935
I don't know
if it's thunder.
478
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,397
PICKWICK: We just never know
where his celestial,
479
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,233
newly risen godliness
is going to pop up next.
480
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,152
From the brothel
in the Lower Meerskin,
481
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:04,490
Ember was then sighted on the schooner
of the thin white duke off Basher Island,
482
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,075
where there was a celebration
for three days and nights.
483
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,787
Okay. Well, so far, every sighting
he either gets the party started
484
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,290
or he dives right into one
that's already jumping off.
485
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,083
Ember has always
enjoyed his pleasures,
486
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,920
but this pace reeks
of self-destruction.
487
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,213
Please.
488
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,672
One July 4th,
489
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,217
I bet I could snort
my body weight in coke.
490
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,593
This dude's an amateur.
491
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,136
Next.
492
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:31,725
Landfall at Shimmering
Cliff Palace, then an orgy
493
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,685
at Sacred Sky Nunnery.
494
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,813
Okay.
That's almost impressive.
495
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,567
So, look, he's headed east.
496
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,195
If he keeps going,
what's the next hotspot?
497
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,030
The Hare on the Ass.
498
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,406
Seriously?
499
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,912
JANET: Whimsy.
500
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,039
I fucking hate it.
501
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,417
So, you found
a whole family of them, huh?
502
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,710
Mmm.
503
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,505
What happened
to the mother pig?
504
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,175
(PIG SNORTING)
505
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:07,469
Kill it.
(PIG SQUEALS)
506
00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,012
What?
507
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:12,099
Enyalius won't come
without a sacrifice, silly.
508
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:13,850
Here.
509
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,061
Slit its belly open, please.
510
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:17,896
Entrails on the altar.
511
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,483
No, I'm not, I'm not...
512
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,821
Look, I'm a person with a job
and a girlfriend and a life,
513
00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:28,448
and I'm not your... Your
pal. Or your playmate.
514
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,535
And I'm not scared
of you anymore.
515
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:34,371
So, why don't you
just fucking kill me?
516
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,915
I would never do that.
517
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,377
(BONE SNAPS)
Ah!
518
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,171
(SCREAMING)
519
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,220
(CHUCKLING)
520
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,222
Hello, Etta.
521
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,349
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
522
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,145
Oh, I suppose this is
why you summoned me.
523
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,608
Thank you.
524
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,651
Oh, and the answer is no.
525
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,778
Your new suit
is not finished yet.
526
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,196
Oh, pity.
527
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,616
You are usually
not this impatient.
528
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:13,952
Henry, would you like to see
the work in progress?
529
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,579
Oh, yes.
530
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,913
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
531
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,169
DEAN: Ah.
532
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:24,046
Beautiful.
533
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,048
Of course. (CHUCKLES)
534
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,344
Damn it.
What in the world?
535
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,012
Magic ration.
536
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,848
My office had some
unexpected visitors today
537
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,850
who took a huge portion
of today's magic.
538
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,561
Ah. No worries.
539
00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:42,981
Smell.
540
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,276
(SNIFFS)
541
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,153
(CRYING)
542
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,449
I'm sorry.
543
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,327
That's my grandmother's
huckleberry pie.
544
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:56,995
Wait, what?
545
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,122
What is it, Henry?
546
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,128
ETTA: So, why a comic book?
547
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,422
Graphic novel, Etta.
548
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:11,593
Had a lot of characters
with detailed back stories.
549
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,095
And I could look at them.
550
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,098
So, the glamour
was much easier to cast.
551
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:17,891
Doesn't matter now.
552
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,852
I'm about to live
a version of it.
553
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,522
Though, I'm assured,
one not quite as nice.
554
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,900
Well, you seem
awfully sanguine.
555
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,569
Fate's a fucker
that always wins.
556
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,864
Okay, I've known you for 22...
557
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,033
Well, 23 years now.
558
00:25:35,992 --> 00:25:38,578
And I've loved you dearly
every moment.
559
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,748
Fully aware that you
can barely stand yourself.
560
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,918
And that made me sad,
561
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,797
but it also made you my
best customer. (CHUCKLES)
562
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:50,382
How so?
563
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,218
Isn't it obvious?
564
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:57,347
Come on, the bespoke suits,
the hand-sewn shirts...
565
00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:00,058
(SIGHS)
566
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,852
It's armor.
567
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,147
It's an armor to keep
the world away.
568
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,733
A disguise so that nobody
569
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,944
can see what a truly
loving heart you have.
570
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,739
(CHUCKLES)
571
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:26,001
You said if revealed,
the spell can be reversed.
572
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,919
Kim. Don't.
573
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,380
(BUILDING RUMBLING)
574
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,009
I'm one of them,
aren't I?
575
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,139
You have to undo this
on all of us.
576
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:40,932
And then what?
577
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,184
And then we fight.
578
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,810
I know I can't stop you.
579
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:48,064
But please,
be more careful now
580
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,733
than you've ever
been in your life.
581
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,027
Well, lives.
582
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:02,746
Finally getting
to be your teacher
583
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,915
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
584
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,335
Has been an honor.
585
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,441
(DISTANT CAR HORNS)
586
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:41,910
You're now the saddest loser
I ever buried.
587
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,620
Look.
588
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,549
Marina.
589
00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:57,843
Hi, Dad.
590
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:14,609
(SCREW CLATTERS)
591
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,737
How's it going?
592
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:22,909
Got it.
593
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,749
Do you feel it?
594
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:33,962
Stronger further up.
595
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,089
NICK: My arm wouldn't
even fit in there.
596
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,758
(ALICE STRAINING)
597
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,642
Go, little buddy.
Come on.
598
00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:52,564
Come on, little buddy.
599
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,716
Hey. Hey, come on now.
Little narration.
600
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,259
Fuck off.
601
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,345
(WHISPERS)
Come on, little buddy.
602
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,867
(PANTING)
603
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,623
(PHONE RINGING)
604
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,667
Yes?
605
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:58,505
I realize that.
606
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,340
But these dossiers
are private.
607
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,011
(CHUCKLING) Holy shit.
608
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,139
(HANGS UP PHONE)
609
00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,228
(THUDDING FOOTSTEPS)
610
00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,481
(SQUISHING)
611
00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:17,691
(GASPS)
612
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,194
Sorry, little buddy.
613
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,362
What happened?
614
00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,364
What?
615
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,826
Did... Did anyone ever tell you
you're kind of withholding, you know?
616
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,538
Oh, come on. You're not trying
to kill yourself again, are you?
617
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,914
No.
618
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,670
Hey, is all of that chimney
stuff about you true?
619
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,714
Never met one
I couldn't crack.
620
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,468
(PIG GRUNTING)
621
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,305
Leg next?
No, no, no, no, no.
622
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,850
Okay, I'm ready.
Whatever you want, okay?
623
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,102
(PIG SQUEALING)
624
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,353
Ah.
625
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,148
(BONE SNAPS)
Oh.
626
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,902
Time to die.
Yes, it is.
627
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,487
Give me a little goodbye kiss.
628
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,989
Yes.
629
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,787
Explains a lot of weird shit,
630
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:17,584
but I promised I'd keep
everything about him private.
631
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,668
Okay.
632
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,546
Yeah, and I'm trying
to save him.
633
00:31:21,629 --> 00:31:22,839
So, please.
634
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,053
How was that?
Was it good?
635
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:30,013
Yeah.
Can I have one?
636
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,931
Oh, yes. Of course.
637
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:33,725
Thank you.
638
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,394
(MAGIC SHORTING OUT)
639
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,608
Magic's supposed
to stay on till 11 :00.
640
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,943
Spells take magic, right?
641
00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,821
Which is rationed.
Which sucks.
642
00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:51,076
And a spell like this would take even
more power than a normal one, right?
643
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,661
I mean, think about it.
It's six, seven, eight people?
644
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,872
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
Plus whole lives?
645
00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,750
No. If you had any
interruption in the flow...
646
00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:00,502
(GLASS SHATTERS)
647
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:04,255
Wait. Magic's off.
648
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,548
It's him.
649
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,425
It's the spell. He told me
that it would try and kill us.
650
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,427
Right, but
without magic, how...
651
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,179
Shit.
652
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,764
Maybe he actually
finished it.
653
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,599
Finished what?
654
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,434
This thing
he worked on for years.
655
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,270
A perpetual battery.
656
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,649
Come on.
657
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,862
Pray a little
harder, please.
658
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,870
MAN: Is that
suckling I smell?
659
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,373
Enyalius?
660
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,208
Well, fuck, yeah, it is.
661
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,751
You know what's funny?
662
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,670
He sacrificed the pig.
663
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,004
He prayed.
664
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,673
And he's never heard of you.
665
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,718
(GRUNTING)
666
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,264
(GROANING, LAUGHS)
667
00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:55,974
How dare you?
668
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,269
(GRUNTING, GROWLING)
669
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,564
(PANTING)
670
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:05,024
I want it back.
671
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:07,902
Give it to me.
672
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,655
Well, I have no idea
what "it" is,
673
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:15,827
but I grant you permission to
search my ball sack with your tongue.
674
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,120
Fine.
675
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:19,873
I'll just take it.
676
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,835
(SCREAMING)
677
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,882
(GROANING)
678
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,134
(ORGANS SQUELCHING)
679
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:50,612
(MYSTERIOUS PULSATING)
680
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,998
Okay, so,
681
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:05,460
remember, Fogg said
be really, really careful.
682
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:06,544
Because...
683
00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:07,879
(ENERGY BURSTS)
(CRIES OUT)
684
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,049
Oh, my God. Kim?
685
00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,300
Kim.
686
00:34:14,093 --> 00:34:15,303
No, no.
687
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,472
No, no, no.
688
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,517
Yeah, I need a medic.
689
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,061
Yeah, I think she's...
690
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:24,729
(GASPS)
691
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,398
Sorry, prank.
692
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,903
Kim. Are you okay?
693
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:34,948
Fine.
694
00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,283
No, see.
695
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,369
You kind of
696
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,120
died.
697
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,876
Well, maybe being un-kill able
is my discipline.
698
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,504
Yeah, that's not a thing.
699
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,341
KIM: Hey.
700
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,302
How much juice do
you think this thing has?
701
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,263
Well, it's perpetual.
702
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,223
So,
703
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:02,600
it can be overloaded.
704
00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,894
I have no idea.
705
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,147
(ENERGY BURSTS)
Oh, shit!
706
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,149
How is this a good idea?
707
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,197
(GASPS)
708
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,200
(BREATHING HARD)
709
00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,129
MAN: Oh, God. (GROANING)
710
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,256
THE MONSTER:
It's not in there!
711
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:39,178
You're not Enyalius,
are you?
712
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,848
You're his servant.
713
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:45,268
A Corybant.
Aren't you?
714
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,730
All right, look, he's... He's
not who you want, so just...
715
00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,190
You know, let him go.
716
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,567
All right?
717
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,403
(GROANING)
718
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:58,197
Why did your master
send you to trick me?
719
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,158
He knows.
720
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,290
(HORNS, DRUMS PLAYING)
721
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,976
It's not even midday.
722
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,103
Real ragers rave in the day.
723
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,570
Horn guy. Is that him?
724
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:47,997
Who is that?
725
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,665
An imposter.
726
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,501
No wonder he won't see
anyone who knows him.
727
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,877
Hey. Ember.
728
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:56,881
I'm here.
729
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,217
Yeah, you are.
730
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,802
Congrats.
731
00:37:03,846 --> 00:37:05,681
Where are your hooves?
732
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,268
(ENERGY BURSTS)
733
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,187
(GASPS)
734
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,607
(ENERGY BURSTS, THUD)
735
00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,567
(GASPS)
736
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,029
(ENERGY BURSTS, THUD)
737
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,489
(ENERGY BURSTS, THUD)
738
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:29,997
(ENERGY BURSTS, THUD)
739
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,007
(ENERGY SPARKS)
740
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,970
Todd!
741
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:49,642
(WARBLES)
742
00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:50,726
(METALLIC CLANG)
743
00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,650
(GASPING)
744
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,867
(MANY DISTORTED VOICES)
745
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,205
(CRYING)
746
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,041
(MANY VOICES SCREAMING)
747
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:25,553
(GRUNTING)
748
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,597
Quentin. You're back.
749
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,056
(EXHALES)
750
00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:37,273
Oh.
751
00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:39,859
You wanted to play.
752
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,612
Sorry. He's too dead.
753
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:49,535
Cool trick. Do it again.
(LAUGHS)
754
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,912
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
755
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,724
(ALL GASPING SOFTLY)
756
00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:17,855
Okay, what the what now?
757
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,983
What the fuck are you
doing here, Bacchus?
758
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,319
(LAUGHING) All right.
759
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:24,737
Have we banged?
760
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,572
I followed you on Instagram.
761
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,574
Everybody did
till they kicked you off.
762
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,118
Oh, I know, right? Dicks.
763
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,411
Well,
764
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,330
that explains
all the opium in the air.
765
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:35,623
Nice touch, I like it.
766
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,166
It's pretty sweet, right?
767
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:39,544
Mmm-hmm. All right, all right.
What are you doing here?
768
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,170
Why do you want everyone
thinking you're Ember?
769
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:44,340
Hey, so, you really want
to go back to Earth, right?
770
00:39:44,423 --> 00:39:46,425
No, I want you
to answer my fucking question.
771
00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:47,718
Thanks for popping in.
772
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,053
(ALL GASPING)
773
00:39:50,846 --> 00:39:52,181
Where is our High King?
774
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,558
Who are you?
775
00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,434
A god
776
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,728
is all you need to know.
777
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,654
I'm glad
you're back, Quentin.
778
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:11,033
I was getting a little tired
of the Brian game.
779
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,829
Yeah. Me, too.
780
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:24,839
So, maybe I missed something
when we were playing,
781
00:40:25,464 --> 00:40:29,010
but you had to
torture him to death.
782
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:32,555
Why, again?
783
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:36,017
Gods are so tricky.
784
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,852
Right.
785
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,689
But what about the one
that you were after today?
786
00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:44,317
Oh, we'll get him.
787
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,403
And I'll get back
what he took from me.
788
00:40:48,029 --> 00:40:49,322
And then the others.
789
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:50,615
They all took.
790
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:52,491
Took what, exactly?
791
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,286
See, that's what
I don't really know.
792
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,872
They took
this part of me
793
00:40:58,789 --> 00:41:01,000
that knew things.
794
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:04,086
It's not fair.
795
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,047
No, yeah, totally.
796
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,966
They owe you.
797
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:11,969
Got it.
798
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,390
You really understand me,
Quentin.
799
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,312
It's good to have
a friend like you.
800
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,526
You know,
speaking of friends,
801
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:31,906
when you get back
what the gods took from you,
802
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,743
maybe...
803
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,789
Could I maybe
have Eliot back?
804
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:43,709
The one who
tried to kill me?
805
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,504
Hey, hey, no. No.
That was a mistake.
806
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,006
You were there.
Do you
807
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:53,386
like him more than me?
808
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,471
No, I... I didn't say that.
809
00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,931
You miss him.
810
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:01,143
You... You miss
all your friends.
811
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,603
The...
812
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:05,773
The ones in my castle
who tried to kill me.
813
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:12,738
Good.
814
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,782
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
815
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:18,786
Huh.
816
00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:21,455
Well, upsides and downsides.
817
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:23,624
HANSEL: Yeah, no,
I remember everything.
818
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,167
Kind of like a dream.
819
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:28,045
I was gonna say
acid trip myself.
820
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,595
Oh, my God.
821
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:40,182
Mis hermanos.
822
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,601
Where were you? We...
We looked everywhere.
823
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,311
Stay back.
Why?
824
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,235
Because I'm not here to play.
825
00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:56,259
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