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Hooray, everybody!
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My name is Samantha Fong, and I'm your
friendly guide to
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movies, Hong Kong Hookers, or
Prostitution in the Colony.
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The opening segment is sort of vintage
film. Actually, the first porno shot in
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Orient is Laura Fry with John and Sue,
two long -eyed
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tourists. And then we take intimate look
at Rubbery Kiko.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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I don't know.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, so what are you doing tonight?
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Nothing.
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Gonna go to my place?
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Oh, that's great. I can't wait.
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God, it really haunts me, you know?
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Yeah.
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Oh, dude, you know, you really turn me
on.
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Yeah.
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Hey, by the way, I had a new vibrator
that you got me.
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Uh -huh.
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I can't wait for you to try it on me.
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You know, David, would you believe that
you're the biggest fan?
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Yeah, I can't wait to get that big cock
in my mouth, yeah.
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Yeah, I got a brand new velvet bed
cover.
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I love it. It's so cute on the skin.
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Hey,
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you gotta try my new water bath.
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Mmm, lotion, lotion.
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Okay.
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I'll see you later tonight, honey, okay?
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Well, we're going to have to go in now.
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Can I see art?
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Good night, John.
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See you tomorrow.
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That was close.
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God, I better get going. I can't wait
till you know.
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God, I hate this game.
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I don't know how it is. I've got the
music and wine and... It doesn't get
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suit on. I have to take care of this
myself.
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I've been hard at that.
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uh oh
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Oh, God. Get out of these pants.
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Oh.
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I'm just going to take the phone off the
hook. Fuck him.
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Ready to go.
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more pretty.
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Lichard is just like my little teddy
bear, except Lichard has
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big juicy blick, which he loves to love
on my tiny titty.
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Wow.
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If Kiko ever sees this, she'll have me
shipped back to Peking.
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Please, please.
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Oh, great.
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Richard comes so hard, I can almost...
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with loud eyes flin Norma.
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Jean is just a ritual masochistic.
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She rubs to dress up in ritual -led
maid's uniform so she can be submissive
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servant to mistress.
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The only way she get off is when she
being dominated by big, beautiful,
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melican, blonde, ripe Norma.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, baby.
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Great.
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Great. Great. Great.
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Here it comes.
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Just a little more.
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Please.
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Man, oh man, I like that loud -eyed
cookie.
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She could eat my wonton any day. That
is, if little Jeannie would give up her
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big lesbian clique.
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Holy smoke, that hard to say with mouth
full of wonton.
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Enough monologue by me already.
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First, let's rook in on Kim to see
what's cooking.
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Then watch me, Samantha, cooking again.
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Because I'm so pretty.
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Then, Rasputinot Reese is Kai.
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He's going to cook up some stir -fry
pussy.
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Ho, ho, ho, what a rock.
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Where is he? I've been waiting here all
night.
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God, I've got this good news coming.
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I'm getting all wet and bothered and I
need them right now.
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I've got this good news coming.
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I'm getting wet.
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Give me money.
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Oh, I love you.
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I need a hard
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copy.
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My lips.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, what is he?
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Allah.
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Oh, she's creating the paper. I just got
done washing it.
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Would you like to come over today?
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You can't.
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Why?
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Oh, can't you come over? You can just
stay there a while.
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Please, I haven't seen you for so long.
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Really, I'm really going.
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I would like to see you. Can't you come
over, please?
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Please, please, please.
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Well, oh,
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how long has it been? It's been almost
two weeks since I've seen you last.
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Why don't you come over?
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I'm just imagining the last time we were
together.
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And right now
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I'm, you know, playing with myself.
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And I'm just thinking about you and how
it was the last time we were together.
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Yes, it was good. But you know...
Please,
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can't you just make time for me?
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Okay.
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Okay, man.
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So, give me a call sometime whenever
you're free.
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Okay.
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Okay. Bye -bye, darling.
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Sweetheart. Love you. One big love.
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One.
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right now.
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Please, I wish you'd come right now.
Walk in that door right now.
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I wish we had a mic for that.
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I
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quit.
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I wish I had a nice clock on me right
now.
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That coast is so hot.
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I wish I had a tongue to lick away.
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I'm gonna get stressed out.
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my nipples so hard.
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I'm sorry.
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I wish I had a big hard cock.
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I'm
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gonna
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get out of this room.
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Oh, I love to press my breath.
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I'm coming.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck me. Oh, come on.
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I want some more.
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Yeah. I'm coming.
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