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You have reached Jason Armstrong,
creator of Astra.
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Jason cannot come to the phone right now
as he's in another dimension.
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Leave your number and he will call you
back.
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Look, you jackass, pick up the phone
right now.
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The art director is screaming in my ear,
and if that's not enough, everyone in
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tight setting is just sitting there.
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I know you can hear me. Pick up the
phone right now or I'll...
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Lesbo.
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Are you listening to me? When I'm
through with you, you won't even be able
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get a job drawing talking pantyhose.
Yes, ma 'am.
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Well, it's about time.
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I told you last week I wanted a female
character in your strip.
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All you've managed to do is get that
photographer of yours laid every other
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panel. Jason, my back's against the
wall.
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This is a couple's magazine.
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We have a certain responsibility to our
readers.
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I know this puts you under a lot of
stress.
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Just get me something by five or,
well... I'm finishing it up now.
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What do you say we hear some music?
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Let's get to work.
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And the soft drinks for free. And we're
going to have tickets to give away in
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just a minute.
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News is coming up half past the hour.
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By the way, this human interest story
just came in on the AB Wire service.
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Newlywed couples, it says, average
between two and five sexual encounters
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the first 24 hours of marriage.
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I wonder if there's going to be film on
that at 11. I don't know.
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Now, let's get back to some great sounds
here.
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Not yet.
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Thank God for training wheels.
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Honey, did we buy two houses?
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No, Jack.
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Let me look pretty.
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Yeah.
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Honey, I have to blow my nose.
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Now, I'm not kidding. I did say that if
we had sex all the time, they won't
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think of a date. And we're adversely
going to ruin our sex life.
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where the bed should be. Well, no, there
isn't a bed here. Come on.
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Fuck me. Oh, well, then go home, then.
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Fuck me.
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Now, you take his bed off. I'll take
mine.
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Let me catch up, honey. Let me catch up.
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Oh, good dear.
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Dear, what's in the back?
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I believe in you.
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Here you go. Please, no one needs to
leave.
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I don't know if it's really fair to
fight with ladies.
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Oh, Jack.
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Yeah, baby.
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Have you ever heard the term come
bucket?
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It's a bell.
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You just did.
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Come bucket.
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Come bucket to shine.
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Oh, yeah.
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I want to see how much you gain.
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Oh, my God.
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What do you want? I don't want my thumb.
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I got it on my leg.
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No.
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I'll be back at you.
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Can I kiss you?
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Deadlines, deadlines.
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Where would it be without deadlines?
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Probably without a job.
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Astra.
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Well, I've managed to save you from the
barracuda this time, haven't I?
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Astra.
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Astra.
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Why can't I ever find a woman like you?
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Jason.
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Astra.
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Astra. Astra. Astra. Astra. Jason.
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Astro. Astro. Astro. Astro. Astro.
Astro. Astro. Astro. Astro.
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Astro. Astro. Astro. Astro.
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Astro. Astro.
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Astro.
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Astro.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Lester, Lester,
Lester.
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Irene, Irene, Irene, Irene.
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No! No!
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It's Nielsen here. Good news. I've just
signed a new distribution deal that's
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putting us into 11 foreign markets.
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Can you handle one strip a week?
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Well, uh... We're going under the
counter in Germany. Isn't that great?
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So really spice it up. Whips, chains,
you know.
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Oh, wonderful. I suppose you want me to
do a leather wedding now. I knew I could
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count on you.
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Oh, and we needed that yesterday.
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Ask your baby.
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Are you warm?
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Yes.
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I've been waiting for you. Okay, okay,
fine. There'll be plenty of time for
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-playing after the ceremony.
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Okay, come on.
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Let's begin.
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Over here, please, Brian and Drew. Mr.
Mann, over here.
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Hi, do nice.
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Lovely. Lovely couple.
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Okay.
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We're ready now.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
Join together this worm and this woman,
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sacred bond of matrimony.
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Do you, Dee Dee, take Wes Pierce to
dominate, subrogate, and fornicate
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from this day forward? In bondage, in
pain, to handcuff, to
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hold, in sickness and perversity, except
on ultimate
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Thursdays.
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as long as you both shall live.
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Yes, I will. Thank you.
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And you, Wes, take Didi Sharp with
gratitude,
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servitude, and no attitude from this day
forward in discipline and
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bondage, paddling or in spanking, as
mass or slave, except on
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often Thursdays, which is swing time in
the Red Room.
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Excuse me.
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As long as you both shall live.
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Yes, yes.
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Do you have the ring?
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that I'm a big one.
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I now pronounce you master.
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You may pick the bride.
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Oh, no.
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It's Thursday.
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Right one.
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Right one.
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Hmm,
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I guess it's Easter.
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Huh? What now?
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Here, come. There, you have money. Come
on.
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When we have business tomorrow, no whip,
no chain, no
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letter, just for a change.
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Hey, gee!
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I always like to spend a little time
alone with the bride before the wedding.
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There's nothing quite like capturing
that magical glow of certain
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blush in the teeth.
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Oh, it's right there. Yeah.
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You know, I've never posed in front of a
professional photographer before.
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Really?
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That's a matter.
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Sure you haven't done this before?
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How does it feel to be the richest woman
in America?
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You know, not every day that you need a
lottery winner.
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You can have everything you want.
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I know.
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That's why I wanted to get married.
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That's all that there was?
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No.
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Like what?
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Like...
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Oh. Oh.
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I love you.
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Oh, yes.
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You are free.
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Yeah? Jason, it's Mick.
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We have a black girl in as the
centerfold this month. See if you can
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Oh, and what about that new character
you've been promising me? What do you
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mean? I thought everything was fine.
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I thought I was doing a good job.
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I think maybe Jake, the photographer,
needs a love interest or something.
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You know, cut the macho crap.
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We're losing our women readers.
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Well, you do want the black girl first,
don't you?
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And I want to see the new girl by next
week.
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Ball buster.
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Man can't even take a bubble bath.
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Sorry, Jake.
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Better luck next time.
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Artists should never fucking draw in a
bathtub.
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Lesson number one.
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That's right match, you know what they
say you got to be in it to win it it's
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true After the wedding we met this great
photographer.
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He asked us what we wanted the most
Well, we thought about it for a minute
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you know what we told him
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Okay, I gotta go. Oh, wow.
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Okay, bye.
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Thanks.
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Oh, beautiful, honey.
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Hey, aren't you the lady who won the
lottery?
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Uh -huh. Isn't it great? Yeah, it's
fabulous.
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Let's see. I have some money for you.
Here you go.
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Thanks very much. You're welcome.
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Oh, honey.
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It's terrific.
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See, baby? I got you just what you
wanted.
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Oh, you always know how to surprise me.
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Well,
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I just hope it's enough.
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Oh, you always know just what I want.
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And I got something that you want, too.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Don't tell me. Let me guess.
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Ooh!
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Ah, is it figuring a breath out?
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Mm -hmm.
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You liked it?
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And you're there again.
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Well, if I'll never guess, why don't you
just tell me?
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Because it's a surprise.
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What do you mean it's a surprise?
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You'll see.
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I'm not going to tell you.
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Why?
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Oh, I know how to get it out of you. Oh,
no.
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I know how to get it out of you. No, you
don't. No, you don't. Yes, I do.
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No, go away. Yes, I do.
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No, come on. No, stop. Come on.
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Oh, shit.
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Who's that?
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I think I know who it is.
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Call the door away.
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I'll get the door, okay?
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Here, pour some champagne.
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Tom,
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this is Tiki.
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This is your surprise.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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You said you always wanted to make it
with another girl.
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Well, I mean, you've always said you
wanted to make it with a group of
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Are they out there, too?
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Come on, Tom. Loosen up a little bit
here.
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You might as well, Tom.
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I'm here to stay the night.
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Thank you.
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Second what?
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Second what?
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Yeah. Just a surprise. Just a surprise.
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Uh -huh.
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You'll be surprised.
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Jai.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh God.
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I can't believe it.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's bigger than a bread box.
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Well... Oh, no!
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What
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the
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hell is happening to me?
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I'm letting some pompous little bitch
control the only thing that means
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to me.
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My creativity.
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You're the closest thing to any real
girl I'll ever have.
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I'm not just going to give you away.
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I'll think of something.
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It'll be easy.
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No one could ever be like you.
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Oh,
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no, no.
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Wait a minute.
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I've been working too hard.
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I've definitely been working too hard.
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Look, I'm not going to talk to you
because I know you're not real.
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I've been under a lot of stress.
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I know this isn't really happening.
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I think.
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What's the matter, Jason?
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But you're not real.
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Oh, I'm just waiting for the next
deadline, Jason.
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This is too weird.
265
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:45,100
Is it?
266
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,980
Have a real good day.
267
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:30,860
Baby, you are unreal.
268
01:17:04,810 --> 01:17:05,810
I worshipped you.
269
01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:07,150
I looked at your pictures.
270
01:17:09,730 --> 01:17:10,730
I'm not here.
271
01:17:13,390 --> 01:17:14,390
I'm not here.
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