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Bela, we are so glad that you were able to come visit. I know it's not under the

happiest circumstances.

Well, it's never fun getting fired, but hey, we had creative differences.

Right, at the cat cafe.

What's a cat cafe?

Can cats even drink coffee? What the hell is going on out there?

Samantha, we need to speak with you.

It's Thor.

Next week is the anniversary of his abandonment, and he's become quite

irritable. He's being a real bummer, man.

Ghost thing?

Thor's shipmates left without him a thousand years ago, and every year, on

run -up to the anniversary, he starts acting out. It's fine. Once it passes,

he'll return to a more normal level of Viking anger. It's not fine.

This morning, I waved at him, and he chopped my hand off.

Was it the most physical contact I've had in months? Was it nice just to feel

something? Point is, I'm available for setups, people.

Why so many steps?

Why do you not build this house shorter?

Isaac.

Put that hand real quick.

Hedy is the one who built the house. Oh, cut her hand off.

No one needs to have their hand cut off.

Thor, you can talk to me. I understand what you're going through.

I was also abandoned.

You mean the time when you were nine and your mother left you at a Target store

for an hour after you threw a fit?

Sure, she came back, but it was still traumatic.

All I wanted was the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper with the dolphin on it. Mother

leaving you alone in store with toys and candy, not same as shipmates.

leaving Thor and Strangeland alone to die.

I'm not saying it's the same.

It did kind of sound like you were saying that. Your thing? Not saying!

Okay. Thor, I think it's time we go back to therapy.

How's the book coming, babe? It's coming along, and the ghosts are loving the

new dish you've been working on for the menu.

Look at you two. A published author and a soon -to -be head chef.

Okay. They would be the power couple in the friend group if they had any living

friends.

Seriously? That guy Sean that I was going to hire to manage the restaurant?

He took another job.

I'm so sorry, Jay.

I don't have time to deal with all this managerial crap.

I got a list of like a thousand things that Sean was supposed to do. I wish I

could help, but between the Viking therapy and this vampire deadline...

like undeadline.

Uh, hello?

This is like perfect timing. I'm unemployed.

Put me in, coach.

It's a really generous offer, Baylor. I'm just not sure that I can take

advantage of your kindness like that. Jay is lying through his teeth. He don't

want his girl sister anywhere near his restaurant.

I should take this with my landlord. But I'm serious, Jay. I would love to help

you out. I'm very responsible.

Hi, Stanley.

So, yeah, someone put a hairbrush in my garbage disposal.

Well, I don't really want to point fingers.

Jay, I know Bela doesn't have the best track record.

She got fired from a cat cafe.

Okay, but she also worked in advertising and event planning, marketing.

Yeah, she's been fired from some top companies.

Look, she's smart. She just needs someone to believe in her.

So, Jay, what do you say?

You gonna let me help you out?

My guy Jay's a thofty. I feel a cave coming on.

Okay. Thanks, Bela.

I am not gonna let you down. I don't know about this.

That girl is a train wreck, and I've witnessed an actual train wreck. Well,

was more of a heist gone wrong, but if you want to know who was involved, I

ain't talking.

So, what can I help you with, Samantha?

Well, shipmates abandoned me a thousand years ago.

Translate. Well, my mom left me at Target when I was in third grade.

And now I'm filled with rage.

And now I'm filled with rage.

That's hard.

And what was her reasoning for leaving you there?

For not know, ship may tell everyone for wander off.

I hear from my baby, Bjorn, it was ghost now.

Well, she said that it was because I wandered off. But for not wander off,

get back to ship when for supposed to, only to see ship leave without fall.

But I didn't wander off. I just went to the little Target pizza hut like I was

supposed to. But she wasn't there.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Doctor, is there something I can do to relieve some of the pain I feel around

the anniversary of this incident?

For having that looked at. Well, it sounds like you need to get the real

for why your mom left you. How fool do that?

Shipmates long dead.

Unfortunately, my mom died seven years ago.

You know, death is its own form of abandonment.

It's possible you're conflating your childhood trauma with a more recent

of losing your mother.

Wow, that's really interesting.

You know, now that I think about it... Shut up, Samantha. Thor just have

idea.

You go to Norway, talk to ghosts of dead shipmates, and find real reason for

Thor's abandonment. I'm sorry.

Uh, Samantha, it seemed like you were having sort of a breakthrough, but then

you just kind of trailed off.

Um... What you waiting for? Simple solution, just fall in lap, drop

go to Norway immediately.

I can't just go to Norway.

I'm sorry?

It's just another issue that I have.

Fear of flying, specifically to Scandinavia.

Interesting.

Jake, we lost engine one.

And there goes engine two.

There's the problem. We're out of gas.

Damn it. I told Baylor to fill her up before we took off. Okay, I see what's

happening here. It's a classic stress dream.

You're worried Bailey's going to screw up that punch list you gave her. I don't

know what I was thinking. I could have said no, but instead I trusted my

business to the most unreliable person in the world, and now I'm about to crash

into the North Atlantic.

I'm pretty sure you'll wake up first.

Wait a minute. You could spy on Bailey to make sure she's not making any

mistakes and then report back to me tomorrow night.

You know, usually I don't like to get in the middle of family drama, but that's

not true. I'd love to. Appreciate it, Sass.

Oh, also, I'd brace for impact.

Can you maybe dream about something a little less stressful tomorrow night?

try.

I love you, man.

Love you.

Please, Samantha, just book ticket to Norway. You're being very selfish.

I went to a debt show in Norway once. Or I thought I did. It turns out I was

just on acid and never left my bedroom.

Thor, I'm running a B &B. I have a book deadline.

The restaurant is opening.

What about Peter? He's always annoying us with tales of travel. Maybe he could

go in Sam's stead.

I'd love to help, but Thor's village sounds very remote.

So? Well, when traveling internationally, I like to stick close

That way, when Little Pete starts to disappear, I can make it home before I

vanish into oblivion. Isn't Little Pete what everyone calls your grandson?

I will work on a new nickname.

Thor, very frustrated.

So close to fixing problems, but no one willing to cross ocean for him.

Disappointed!

Oh, my God!

Sam!

I think Thorfinn fried my laptop and it had all my recipes on it.

You hear that, Pete?

J. Lou's recipe is all because you not go to Norway.

Wow, that was cult leader level manipulative, and I'm not going to lie,

kind of hot.

All right, fine.

What good is having this miraculous power if I don't use it to help a

And wherever I happen to be when the hammer disappears, I'll just do my best

make it home in time.

Don't love that one. I'll be honest, I'm intrigued.

I'm so jealous of Peter.

I miss the village. This time of year is beautiful in Soria.

Why do you say Soria?

We are from Stajja.

All right, you do not know.

Year after you not return, Stajja run out of card.

So whole village move to Soria.

But the village move away.

Then no go...

Being a spy isn't as exciting as the movies make it out to be. Yeah, they

show James Bond watching a woman order table linen. What's going on here?

Jay has no faith in his sister, so we're watching her do administrative tasks,

setting up the reservation system, ordering supplies.

It's so boring. She did almost spill ginger ale on her computer, but she got

I have faith.

When Baylor decides to do something, she's a force to be reckoned with. The

thing she has left to do is order 100 pounds of shrimp.

Guys, she only has one pound in the cart.

Oh.

This would be a legendary screw -up.

Bela, stay focused. Put some zeros on that order.

She hit place order.

That's only one pound of shrimp.

Bela, no.

And that's the game, folks.

Well, should we go tell Jay? What? No.

We gotta tell Bela. We should email her.

No, there's no time. We're two minutes away from the 5 p .m. next day delivery

deadline. I didn't think it was possible, but this shrimp thing actually

exciting. Wait, the screen is still open. I can just order more shrimp now.

Jay never needs to know that Bela messed up. Yeah, but I told Jay that I would

let him know.

That? I had a brother who was always underestimated. I don't want Bela to

the same way, so please just let me take care of it.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, you get in there and order that shrimp.

One minute left for next day orders.

I'm generally exhilarated.

Our lives are so sad.

Samantha, I have something most urgent to tell you. Yeah, we heard Peter's

headed to the wrong village.

He still doesn't realize that we can hear him screaming at the top of his

Situation seems dark.

But as my military career taught me one thing, you can always give up. And I

suggest we do that here.

We're not giving up. If only there was some way to contact Peter.

Admittedly, the fact that he's halfway around the world and a ghost complicates

things. Wait.

Pete knew that this was going to be a tight trip, so he made a down -to -the

-minute itinerary, which I have right here on my computer.

Stupid pop -up ad. Wait, you're saying that we know where Peter is going to be

at any given moment?

Exactly. Every flight, every bus, train, ferry, and walk. We just need to find a

way to send him a message.

But that feels impossible.

Which, not to just push my thing, brings us back to my giving up plan.

It could not be easier to execute.

Damn these ads.

Wait a minute. This gives me an idea.

You're going to get tickets to Jersey Boys on tour?

It just might work.

No.

We send Pete our own kind of pop -up ad.

All right.

What's this?

Go to Sorlia, not Steinger.

How did they know I'd be here?

The itinerary.

Nice work, Sammy.

Okay, it's going to be tight, but we're still looking solid.

Why are there two separate orders of shrimp? This is like 200 pounds. This is

way more than we need.

Wait, this isn't right.

Well, I did order 100 pounds from these guys, but I only ordered one pound from

these guys. Wait, she was ordering the one pound on purpose?

What are you talking about?

Well, the place you gave me was super expensive.

But then I remembered my friend Katie is dating this hot shrimper up in Maine,

so I DM'd him on Instagram and had him overnight the order.

Okay, but why did she order the single pound of the other shrimp?

But I know you, and I know you wouldn't be happy unless you had a sample of the

expensive shrimps. You could see for yourself they're not as good.

So that's why I ordered a small sample.

That's actually pretty smart.

Or it would have been if we hadn't ruined it.

Small sample?

We're drowning in shrimp, Baylor. Sam, get in here. We need you.

Clearly the one place sent too much.

Or you screwed up.

Okay, Jay, let's not say anything we're going to regret.

This is a huge waste of money.

You know what?

It's on me. I should have just handled this myself.

Jay, I didn't order this. Trust me.

Hey, guys.

Great. Perfect timing. Sam, can you ask Sass if he saw Bela screw up this shrimp

order? Why would Sass know what happened? Don't love that I'm the face

Because I asked him to spy on you because I was worried that you were

mess something up. And guess what?

You did.

Sam, can you tell Jay we ordered the extra shrimp?

What? Trevor did it on the computer.

You had a ghost spy on me?

Wow. You really don't think much of me, huh? Bela, wait. No, whatever.

All I wanted to do was help my brother.

Hey, home, tell him.

Okay, I'm just kind of catching up on all this, but the ghosts are here, and

they said to tell you they ordered the shrimp.

What? Why?

They thought she screwed up, and they were trying to cover for her.

Oh, man, I just yelled at Bela.

God, I'm such a jerk.

I kind of feel like a bit of a jerk right now, too, to be honest.

We should have had faith in her.

In our defense, the woman arrived with a gas station novel taken out of her

tank. That's true.

There was contact.

I am Gorm, son of Gorm.

Oh, thank God. I have been up and down the Norwegian coast talking to anyone

without a pulse. And finally I found you.

The man, they say, has the information I've been looking for.

Hey, look like we both died from arrow. I get mine defending village from army

of 300 raiders.

How'd you get yours?

Similar. Yeah, very similar.

Anyway, back to the reason why I sought you out.

Did you ever travel to the New World with a guy named Thorfinn?

He loves cod and murdering. Oh, yeah, I know of whom you speak.

Great. Well, I'm sort of his roommate, and I'm trying to get to the bottom of

why his shipmates abandoned him a thousand years ago.

Here's a very long and sad tale.

There was a very cold morning when the ship set sail from Norway.

And that is story why Thorfinn abandoned.

Not to be rude, but do you know that your arm is disappearing?

Holy king crab!

I gotta get a move on. The 4 .30 ferry picks up right here? Most days, yes.

Not today. Today, Sami Day. National holiday.

No ferry today.

No, no, no. That can't be right. See, I was a travel agent when I was alive. I

know every travel -affecting holiday there is.

Sami Day, no. When is the next ferry?

8 a .m. tomorrow.

Oh, no.

It's terrible.

Samantha should have been back from the airport with Pete hours ago.

Where are they?

He's by far the longest Peter's ever been gone.

I wonder what happens if he completely disappears.

Is it bad that I sort of want to find out?

I disappeared once. Turns out I was just down a well. It's a crazy story. I'll

tell you guys about it sometime.

I couldn't find Pete.

I waited for him all day at the airport, but he never showed up.

Oh, it's all false, false.

Can't believe we'll never hear Pete's happy little voice again.

Son of a bitch!

Voice haunting, Thor?

Wait! No, it's Peter!

Pete!

They go to your home. Why weren't you at the airport?

Oh, it was the whole thing.

Basically, Sami day through a wrench.

And my whole plan, I had to fly into Newark instead of JFK. Then I had to

from the nearest bus stop.

You drove right past me, Sam.

I did?

I didn't see.

You didn't see the one arm dragging the severed torso up your driveway?

I think I might have been texting.

No judgment. I was once reading a Thomas Paine leaflet and drove my carriage

right into a donkey.

Guess I wasn't showing a lot of common sense.

Did you find out what happened to Thor? I did.

Was it conspiracy, betrayal?

Did ship captain fear that Thor was set to replace him due to Thor's natural

charisma? Actually, they just miscounted.

What? Yeah, I guess they did a head count, and at first a guy named Ivar was

wearing a hat, and then he took the hat off, and they counted him twice.

So they left Thor by mistake?

They not even know Thor missing?

Well, they realized their mistake eventually, but... By that point, they

halfway across the Atlantic, and they'd gone the long way to avoid the great

monster. Sure, best to avoid the great monster.

So they just sailed home. They were so embarrassed by what happened that they

decided to make up a story and say that you wandered off.

So they just... forget Thor. I'm sorry, Thor.

According to Gorm, they felt really bad about it. But not bad enough to turn

around.

I dealt with the great monster during travels once.

That's what we call John Jay's sensitive tummy. That man could stink up a

carriage.

Hey, Bailey, you got a sec?

Don't worry, I'm packing up to leave.

Won't be able to mess anything else up for you.

I owe you an apology.

Turns out Trevor's the one who ordered the extra shrimp.

He thought you made a mistake, and he was just trying to have your back.

Really?

So he still thinks about me? You know, I met him in person, and he's not that

handsome.

I'm lying. He's beautiful.

We're never telling Trevor about any of this. Nope, we take this to our graves.

You know what I mean?

I'm sorry, okay?

I should have trusted you.

Look, I get why you were worried.

I've screwed up at a lot of different jobs.

Maybe because I never really cared about them.

But you're my brother.

And this restaurant is your dream.

I take that incredibly seriously.

I might live to regret this, but... Would you maybe want to...

Manage the restaurant?

Wow, that's a serious show of faith.

On an interim basis.

Okay, a little hedge, but still something.

Do you really mean that?

Don't answer. No take -backs.

I'm in.

For real, though, Jay, this is so sweet.

It means the world to me.

Sometimes you're a pretty good guy.

And you'll call Mom and you'll tell her what I did? Sure.

Um, but can I borrow your phone?

Mine fell in the toilet.

Sure. These two dingbats.

God love them.

Hey, we just wanted to see how you were doing.

I'm fine, but you might want to ask Thor. He's processing some terrible

Thor, in a way, your abandonment is kind of a best -case scenario.

It was an accident.

And as I've told the grieving parents of many factory workers over the years,

accidents happen.

Thor appreciates you all for trying to help, but... Thor... doing okay.

When Pete not return, Thor not thinking about finding answer to abandonment.

Only thing Thor think about is Pete.

Worrying about friends from past almost make Thor lose friend from today.

Maybe what Thor really need is to let go of past and appreciate

the people that surround him now.

Wow, that's really healthy, Thor.

Thor'd take two sessions of therapy in four years.

Thor very evolved.

Thor did the work.

I think I'm going to take a page out of Thor's book and forgive my mom for

leaving me at Target.

Again, not the same thing.

No, absolutely not the same thing.

But sort of similar.

Pete, you come through for Thor in a way that shipmates did not.

Thank you.

I love that you're feeling so close to Pete right now.

I don't like where this is going.

I'm just saying, it would be rude of me and Thor not to thank you properly.

And we're not rude.

If anything should transpire, please report back regarding the hammer.

Tell me how you're feeling this week.

Well, I do have some new issues that have risen to the surface.

I'm listening. Uh, I almost died coming back from Norway last week. It got

pretty hairy. You went to Norway since the last time I saw you? Sam, say my

thing. There's more. I was stuck in a well for a time last year. It was dark.

And wormy.

Say wormy. What else?

Oh, right.

I'm still a virgin.

Aren't you married?

Yeah. It's weird.

It's not weird.

Do we really have to do this all together in the same session? It's an

thing. Now say mine, Samantha.

Also, I... I'm very torn up to recently learn that I'm Irish.

I think we're going to need to start meeting multiple times a week.

Honest, you can't afford that.